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Newspaper Page TextJ 100 Doses For One Dollar Economy in medicine most t measured by two things cost and effect. It cannot be measured by either alone. It is greatest in that medicine that does the most fox the money that radically and per ' manently . cures at the least ex pense. That medicine is Hood's Sarsaparilla ' It pTrrifies and enriches the blood, cures - pimples, eczema' and all eruptions, tired, languid feelings, loss of appetite and general debility.' "I have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and found it reliable and giving perfect satisfac tion. It take away that tired feeling, gives energy and puts the blood in good condition.' Ms Effie Colon. .535 10th Street. N. W, Washington. D. C. ' Hood's Sarsaparilla promises t euro and keeps the promise. Thirty Thousand Dry Goods Stores. In the United States there are about thirty thousand shops that sell dry goods. Twelve thousand of these may be ranked as good stores, and about Ave thousand are establshmenta of a size which makes them important fac tors in the commercial and domestic j life of their communities. The own- ers of almost all of these shops, the largest as well as the smallest, began rrj.- ,a4j. 4.v, obscurely. The majority of the most prosperous have attained their present success and magnitude during recent years. In which unsuccessful mer chants have been wont to complain that the competition has been ruinous. Success. Good News for All. Bradford, Tenn., ijov. 21. (Special) Scientific research shows Kidney Trouble to be the father of eo many dis eases that news of a discovery of a sure cuie for it cannot fail to be welcomed all over the country. And according to Mr. J. A. Davis, of this place, just such cure ia found in Dodd's Kidney Filla. Mr. Davis says: "Dodd's Kidney Pills are all that is claimed them. They have done me more good than anything I have ever taken. I had Kidney Trouble very bad and after taking a few boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills I am completely cured. I cannot praise them too much." Kidney Complaint develops into Bright's Disease. Dropsy, Diabetes, Rheumatism, and other painful and falal dieeases. The safeguard is to cure your kidneys with Dodd's Kidney Pills when they show the first symptoms of disease. Went to an Oculist. Friend Did you go to that fashion able oculist, as I suggested? Nearsight Yes. lie examined my eyes, and gave me a piece of paper show ing the sort of glasses I needed. "Why don't you get the glasses?" "No money left." Catarrh Cannot be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure i.t you must take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hail's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It wan prescribed by one of the test physicians lrt this country for years, and is a regular pre scription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood puri fiers, acting Urectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect oonibina ion of the two ingredients Is what pro luces such wonderful results ia curing Catan h. Send for testimonials free. P. J CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo, O. Bold bv druri ists, price 75c. Hall's "Family pUls are the best. The greatest master of languages in the world is arl Italian, Alfredo Trorn betti, of .Bu'.ogna, who speaks 400 dia lects. Holly Springs, Miss., March 24, 1 903. While building railroads in Tennessee some twelve years ago a number of hands contracted fever and various forms of blood and skin diseases. I carried S. 3. S. in my commissary and gave it to my hands with most gratifying results. I can recom mend S. S. S. as the finest preparation for Malaria, chills and fever, "as well as all blood and skin diseases. W. LMcGowan. I suffered greatly from Boils, which would break out on different parts of my body. I saw S. S. S- advertised and after using about three bottles I was cured, and for the last three years have had no trouble whatever. A. W. Zeeer. 217 Read St., Bvansville, Ind. I began using your S. S. S. probably ten years ago for Malaria and blood troubles, and it proved so good that I have con tinued ever since using it as a family remedv. It is a pleasure for me to recom mend S. S. S. for the benefit of others who are needing a first rate blood puriiier, tonic and cure for Malaria. Arkansas City, Ark. C C HEMINGWAY. Boils, abscesses, sores, dark, or yellow splotches and debility are some of the piotcnes ana ucrmity are some 01 me symptoms 01 tins rniseraoie aisease. S-S.S. counteracts and removes from the hi THE SYS EM Diooa au impun- ; of tlw? wiuJow and the boys could hear 1 vrj P0180?3 every word. Bob softly lowered the lan and builds np the tera and put out the entire system. It is j-ted to he. Bnswpr laranteed a pure ly vegetable reme dy. Write for med ical advice or any special informs tion about ease. : Too Swift Specific Company,' Atlanta, Ga. (It Hlt Ait IUI MIU. Bast Ooos ttyrap. Tutea Good. Vm In time. Bold PT druggists. UNCLE JAKE'S THANKSGIVING. There's a lot o' folks they say that's a-hold-In' up to-day Several mercies that they only Just havs found; There's a river full o' thanks that's a-bust In of its banks. And' a-lnundatin' all de country round. Dar's a lot o' folks I fear that's attracted bv dp chwr An' is' thankia7 like vdey never thanked oerore: . . An', there's lots oV fervent pra'rs like de tickets on dtf run H: Good fur dis yer one day only an' no- mere. , - I'm a-grolng to make dis day sort of up an' l'r f1 xvnv Fur a ree-Lar thank-nrocesalon thro' de So I'll sort o set me down 'for de odder folks Is roun', An'U undertake to. view my mercies clean. Here's dis rheum at Is'; I s'pose It's a bless- in in repose, Fur I'm happy when It Isn't to be foun Wust've ketched It from de moon In de sea- linn nf flo nnnn' An' I s'pose o' co'se de Iiawd was watch-. in roun . Here's dis bulletin my knee; 'twan't by no request o me. But it cured from de nights I used to rnn m r An' I -think In that affair, dat de Lawd was surely there; Fur I'm raisin' all my chickens now to home. 1 ' My ten chll'ren I 'suppose good as offspring gen'lly goes. But delr everlastin' tricks won't let me be; All de fool'ry I .concealed, in, deir actions Is revealed; An dat's'wbaf 'de Lawd has got a joke on me. Dese yer enemies I've got, can be 'stroyed as well as not, Ef I only count de whole mankln' as fren's; An de stabs an' Jabs dey gib underneath de lower rib. Is chastisin' dat de Lawd Almighty sen's. , When dere tt melon-famine, an' de vines is all a-shammin', It's Intended I wid gratitude should think Cf de fll-d,r hck. when dere wasn't any lack Of dat hebbenly fruit contalnlu food an' drink. An' de dollars I done see dat didn't even call on nie, An' de less or greater loved ones dat I've lost All de t'lngs dat I'm bereft, makes me thankful fur what's left; An' Is worth to soul an' body all dey cost. An' a million Joys dar are, from de daisy to de star. Dat is worth de time of countin' o'er and o'er; But of all tbank-timber yet. It's the things I didn't get. That I think I hey to be de thankfnlest for. Will Carleton In "Songs of Two Cen turies." X I BY MARION A. LONG. "Oh, Bob, just look at these two pump kins! Aren't they monsters? They are just, alike, too. I'll bet they're twins. I never saw such big ones, did you?" "My eyes, Roy, but they are whop pers! I wonder if we can have them for lanterns; We'll ask mother."' ' "Mother!" called Bob and Koy from the back yard, "can we have these two pumpkins for lanterns?" "Oh, what large ones. Yes, boys, you may have them. They are too big for pies," answered Mrs. Phillips from the doorway. The boys continued their work of gath ering pumpkins, and only one was found to match "the twirls" in size. "We'll make a laaitern to-night out of this one, Bob, and save the twins till Thanksgiving eve. Then we'll have some fun," said iioy. "I say, Roy, let's go and scare those people down in the hollow. Hold it up to the window and then run. Thp boy who lives there hit me with a snowball and nearly knocked out my front tooth, and I've never had a chance to pay him back." "All right. Bob, we'll do it." Early in the evening the boys worked industriously at their lantern, cutting eyes, nose and mouth. Then little pieces of caudle were placed insiue, and it was truly a hideous-looking thing. Mrs. Phillips, who was busy preparing the Thanksgiving dainties for that glad day, did not notice the boys stealthily leave the house. She despised a mean action, and Bob and Iioy knew she- would not approve of their unkind sport. They qnickly crossed the fields and walked down a hill into a lonely, damp hollow. lUht before them stood a small, tumble down house with a feeble light shining from one tiny window. The boys crept to, this side, and crouched beneath it Jdst as Bob was about to raise the lan- FILLING THE rrMr-KINS. jeru alter he had lighted the candles, a child's voice asked'auxiously: 1 "Sfother, aren't we going to have any pumpkin pies or turkey r anything nice on Thanksgiving? We had such a lo.vely dinner last time. Is it because we aren't thaokf ul that we can't have any Thanks- 'giving dinner?" 1 Theve was a ot ,ass bpoken out "No, , darling,' the reason is that we haven't any money to buy Bach things. Since father died, deary, it has been very hard for mother to even buy bread for Then a boyish voice with a brave note In ft spoke; "Never mind, mother. We'll get along. I dont Hke pumpkin pies very well, my self; because they're so spicy. But I'm going to boy Bess a bag of sugar cookies with that ten cents I earned. Won't ;tat U ukt, Betslal" vm THANKSGIVING DAY When the citizens will be independent of market News. Roy pinched Bob and they both crept up the hill and into , the pumpkin field. Seeing the twin pumpkins gleaming in the moonlight, both sat down on them. "I say, Roy," said Bob, "that's pret ty hard not to have any Thanksgiving dinner, and that boy's a brick. Did you hear him comforting his mother? I like him even if he did nearly knock out my front tooth. Let's tell mother all about It. It makes me squirm, though, to think what she'll say about us scaring people. I'm glad we didn't do it, any way.?. ' , But Roy did not answer. He was thinking. Suddenly he jumped two feet iu the air and said: "Hurrah, Bob, hurrah! I have It now!" "What have you, Roy? Tell me quick!" The boy resumed his seat on the pump kin and unfolded his plan. "We'll tell mother all about it," he began, "and ask her to sell us a lot of pies, cakes, jelly, tarts and a turkey. and we can pay for them with our chick' en money. Then we'll scoop out all the insides of these twin pumpkins and fill 'em with the nice things, and the night before Thanksgiving we'll carry them down to that old house and kick the door and run. Won't that be fun? A hundred times better than making a lan tern." - Bob heartily agreed to the plan, and both boys harried home. "Mother! mother! we've got something to tell you," called Bob, breathlessly. Mrs. Phillips sat down and listened while the boys shamefacedly told about their Intention of scaring the people iu the hollow, at which she looked very grave.' Then they excitedly told her their plans. "Take all our chicken money, mother. and jrive us piles of good things," said Roy. "And if there isn t enough money you can have some of our chickens to pay for the stuff," added Bob. Mrs. Phillips entered gladly into the scheme and promised to have everything read; by Thanksgiving eve. She allow ed the boys to pay for part of the feast, as she thought it would be a good lesson for them. The boys were much excited and early pn the appointed night brought in the twin pumpkins, nicely cleaned inside, and each with a small cap cut off at the top. It was a very important part of the plan that the pumpkins should look as if just carried from the field. Mrs. Phillips carefully filled them with tarts, jellies, cakes, celery and delicious mince pies, a great pat of fresh butter shaped like a pumpkin, two loaves of currant bread and a pair of chickens. The boys added a big bag of oranges and a box of candy especially for Bessie. Then the pump kins were so full that not another thing could be crammed into them. Mr. Phil lips now appeared to assist with, hearty good will and brought a great basket of potatoes, turnips, apples, and, last but not least, a huge turkey, all ready for roasting. These things, together with the pumpkins, were carried with much smothered laughter to the .door of the little old tumble-down house. The golden balls filled with goodies held the place of honor and were stationed directly be fore the door. The boys had the pleas ure of kicking on the door and then dived into the darkness. The door flew open and a young voice called, "Mother, oh, come and see these immense pumpkins! And oh, there's a turkey and a big basket of things." The surprised little woman hurried to the door and, after gazing at the gifts in astonishment, said, "Let's carry them in. I wonder who has been so kind to us?" They dragged the basket and pumpkins into the house, and suddenly the boy cried out, "Oh! oh! these big pumpkins are full of lovely things. Don't cry, mother, dear. I know who left these things. It was those Phillips boys, Bob and Roy. I'm sure it was, because I heard them ask their mother if they could have those big pumpkins. Twins, they called 'em. To-morrow I'll go and ask Bob Phillips' forgiveness for hitting him- and tell him I didn't mean to." Bob and Roy walked slowly home, kissed their parents good night and went to bed. The last thing Bob said was, "The boy's a brick. He needn't beg my forgiveness. And we'll be friends after this." : Then he sank into a sound and -happy sleep. Detroit Free Press. "Are you going to have Aunt Peevish for Thanksgiving, mamma T' asked little Ruth, who was laboriously jotting down the things for which she thought she should be thankful. "Not this year,-dear, and the yoong bopeful joyfully made another entry. . . ' v- . "Have yon much to be thankful for this year. Grumpy?" "Well, something. Vm thankful that they san't mak it any tougher for ms than they ha vs. daring the last twslvs months.' IN THE FUTURE. prices. Chicago Daily TWO THANKSGIVINGS. And now. THANKSGIVING IN 1795. How Washington's Proclamation Dif fered from Those of Later Days. ' Nowadays, the Thanksgiving .proclama' tion of the State and national executives are brief compared to what they were in the early days of our republic, says a writer in the Boston Herald. In the case of the latter he doesn't foreshadow his forthcoming annual message as was somewhat the vogue in President Wash ington's time. This is seen in the. Thanks giving proclamations issued by our great and good first President in the early part of the year 1795, in which he appointed' Feb. 19 as a day of public thanksgiv ing and prayer." The "Father of His Country" was then 63 years of age and was serving his sixth year as President. It was a long document and covered quite a number of points. . Of these, will advert very briefly to only three or four which are peculiarly slgnficant. In the preamble he mentions, as the first subject, "demanding the public at tention on this solemn occasion, our ex eruption from a foreign war" and next proposes, as "an object of gratitude,1 the "increasing prospect of the continu ance of our exemptions from a foreign war." Which propositions evidently re late to the settlement, through special envoy, John Jay, of our serious trou bles with Great Britain, growing out of the continued occupation by the British of the western forts on Lake Brie, con trary to the treaty of 1783; and the seiz ure of American vessels bound for French ports by British ships and the imprisonment of American seamen. Another cause for thanksgiving, ac cording to the same high authority, is "the great degree of internal tranquillity we have enjoyed." To which is added "our cause for thankfulness for the re- ceut confirmation of that tranquillity by the suppression of an insurrection which so wantonly threatened it." And in another place the President re peats this idea, asking his people "to render a tribute of praise and gratitude to the Great Disposer of all events, for the seasonable control which has been given in a spirit of disorder In the sup pression of the late Insurrection." What the President had in mind in this allu sion was the "great whisky insurrection" in Pensylvania in 1794, caused by the passage by Congress of acts imposing duties upon spirits distilled and upon stills. It was finally suppressed by Gov. Lee of Maryland, with 15,000 troops. acting under orders of the President. Turkey Gobbler Time. A song is borne upon the breeze , That doth mine ear delight, ' " When nuts are ripening on the trees And thistle pods are -'white. No cadence clear of ringing bella. No music set in rhyme. But just a symphony that tells "Tis turkey-gobbler time. : K.i'..-, What vistas-open to my view! What glorious dreams arise! A mug ef cider, awact and new, A row of pumpkin piaa. . The glad Thanksgiving's golden, store This ear if at Its prime. Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah "ones more! 'Tis turkey-gobbler time. H. J. Pram. Trains to observe , Thanksgiving at your hnseV Jo&nnis r 1 - Ton bstl -Mamma gars ths eooK fa sxtn to stay si boms that 47." Then ' I GOVERNOR; UsefTPe-m-na T For Colds aiid Excellent v -rg5 Remedy. The Magnificent State Capitol Building at Salem, Oregon. PRAISE FROM THE EX-GOVERNOR OF OREGON. Peruna is known from the Atlantic to the Pacific. Letters of congratula tion and commendation testifying to the merits of Peruna as a catarrh . rem edy are pouring in from every , state in the Union. Dr. Hartman is receiving hundreds of such letters daily. , All classes write these letters, from the highest to the lowest. The outdoor laborer, the indoor ar tisan, the clerk, the editor, the states man, the preacher all agree that Pe runa ia the catarrh remedy of the age. The stage and loetrum, recognizing catarrh as their greatest enemy, are es pecially enthusiastic in then praise and testimony. Any man who wjshes perfect health must be entirely fiee from catarrh. Catairh is well nigh universal; almost omnipresent. Peruna is the only absolute safeguard known. A cold is the beginning of ca tarrh. To prevent cold?, to cure colds, is to cheat catarrh of its victims. Peruna not only cures catarrh, but prevents it. Every household should be supplied with this great remedy for coughs, colds and so forth. The ex-governor of Oregon is an ard ent admirer of Peruna. He keeps it continually in the house. An attendant in a Parisian tea store has invented a little machine that will pack and tie up parcels at the rate of forty a minute. OREQON PORTLAND ST. HELEN'S JiALL A GIRL'S 8CHOOL OF THS HIGHEST . - CLASS corps of teachers, location, build- - ing equipment the best. Send tor cat- alogue. Term Opens September IS, 1904 HENS WILL LAY HIGH PRICED EGGS. Lots of them if you mix a little of the Frussi.iu i'oultry Food in the Feed, as directed on the package. It will make hens lay, and keep them laying, and cure Cholera, Koup, Gapes and all diseases, and use Prussian Lice Killer (liquid) or Prussian Lice Powder to keep them free from Virmin. Ask jour dealer for "PKUSSIAN". don't take something else. Poultry Book Free, PRUSSIAN REMEDY CO. Price 25 lb. pail $3.50. Pkfr. 60c and 25c, St. Paul, Minn. Packages by mail 40 and 85 cents. Portland Seed Co.. coast Agts., Portland, Ore. RUSSELL ENGINES BOILERS & High Grade THRESHERS Machinery STACKERS Write for Catalogue and Prices Tko A U A I HUH. II. tiVCI III maUIIIIIGIjf UU. OREGON L Douglas make end mhoe than ssiv other manufaaturer la tho world. The reason TV. I Douglas $S.50 shoes are the create st sellers In the -world is because of their excel lent style, easy fitting and superior -wearing qualities. If 1 could show yon the difference between the shoes made in my factory and those of other makes and the hlKh-cra!e leathersused,you would under, stand why W. L. Douglas $3.60 shoes coBt more to make, why they hold their shape, lit better, wear longer, and are of greater Intrinsic value than Rny other $3.60 shoe on the market to-day, and why tha sales for the year ending July 1, ISM, were 8G,2G3,04O.O0. ,,..' W. Jj. Douglas guarantees their value by stamping his name and price on the bottom. Look for lt-t take no substitute. Sold by shoe dealers everywhere. SUPERIOR IN FIT, COMFORT AND WEAR.' . nroe worn W. L. Douglas J3.50 shnajor the last twelve years vriih absolutt satis action. J find them superior in At, comfort and wear to otters costing from fSMto f!.00."B. JS. McCUE, Dept. Coll., U. S. Jut. Revenue, Richmond, Va. W. I Dong-la uses Corona Colts liin in his 83.50 shoes. Corona Colt Is conceded to be the finest Patent leather made. Past Color Jiyelets used exclusively. Wm Lm DOUGLAS, Dtwskton, Maaaachumettm. fob!:,,? f.. fJm' 1 Ask Your fsm arrion uj . Kxooeca, writ Wadoauu OF OREGON ; In His Family In a letter to The Peruna Medicine. Co., he says: . State of Oregon, Executive Department, The Pernna Medicine Co.. Columbus, O. Dear Sirs I have had occasion to use your Peruna medicine in my fam ily for colds, and it proved to be an ex- . cellent remedy. I have not had oc casion to use it for other ailments. ' Yours very truly W. M. LORD. It will be noticed that the ex-governor says he has not bad occasion to use Peruna for other ailments. The. reas on for this is, most other ailments be gin with a:old. Using Peruna to promptly cure colds, he protects his family against other ailments. This is exactly what every other fam ily in the United States should do keep Peruna in the house. Use it for coughs, colds,, 'a grippe nd other cli matic affections of winter, and there will be no other ailment in the house. Such fanulies should provide them selves with a copy of Dr. Hartman 'a free book, entitled, "Chronic Catarrh." Address Dr. S. B. Hartman, Presi dent of The Hartman Sanitarium, Co lumbus, Ohio. All correspondence held strictly confidential FIRE PROTECTION ! OLDEST HOUSE IN NORTHWEST Lanreand complete stock of Fire Apparatus, Hosa and Department Supplies. Our goods are in use ia nearly every Fire Departmeut. HEAVY COP ER, BRAZED JOINTS, RELI ABLE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS "Babooeks" f20, "Patrols" J15, each. These are the Standa d Extinguishers. Common Rxtinsuisher-s with riveted joints, 12 each. A. G. LONG, Portland, Of P. N.. U. No. 481904 I TTTTHEN writing; to advertisers please I mention tbia paper. PORTLAND sefs more men's $3.BO (iBLim Grocer fcCo. arte will adrls ivaexe o&tain attta.