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100 Doses
For One Dollar
Economy in medicine most t
measured by two things cost and
effect. It cannot be measured by
either alone. It is greatest in that
medicine that does the most fox
the money that radically and per
' manently . cures at the least ex
pense. That medicine is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
' It pTrrifies and enriches the blood,
cures - pimples, eczema' and all
eruptions, tired, languid feelings,
loss of appetite and general debility.'
"I have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and
found it reliable and giving perfect satisfac
tion. It take away that tired feeling, gives
energy and puts the blood in good condition.'
Ms Effie Colon. .535 10th Street. N. W,
Washington. D. C.
' Hood's Sarsaparilla promises t
euro and keeps the promise.
Thirty Thousand Dry Goods Stores.
In the United States there are about
thirty thousand shops that sell dry
goods. Twelve thousand of these may
be ranked as good stores, and about
Ave thousand are establshmenta of a
size which makes them important fac
tors in the commercial and domestic j
life of their communities. The own-
ers of almost all of these shops, the
largest as well as the smallest, began
rrj.- ,a4j. 4.v,
obscurely. The majority of the most
prosperous have attained their present
success and magnitude during recent
years. In which unsuccessful mer
chants have been wont to complain
that the competition has been ruinous.
Success.
Good News for All.
Bradford, Tenn., ijov. 21. (Special)
Scientific research shows Kidney
Trouble to be the father of eo many dis
eases that news of a discovery of a sure
cuie for it cannot fail to be welcomed
all over the country. And according to
Mr. J. A. Davis, of this place, just such
cure ia found in Dodd's Kidney Filla.
Mr. Davis says:
"Dodd's Kidney Pills are all that is
claimed them. They have done me
more good than anything I have ever
taken. I had Kidney Trouble very bad
and after taking a few boxes of Dodd's
Kidney Pills I am completely cured. I
cannot praise them too much."
Kidney Complaint develops into
Bright's Disease. Dropsy, Diabetes,
Rheumatism, and other painful and
falal dieeases. The safeguard is to cure
your kidneys with Dodd's Kidney Pills
when they show the first symptoms of
disease.
Went to an Oculist.
Friend Did you go to that fashion
able oculist, as I suggested?
Nearsight Yes. lie examined my
eyes, and gave me a piece of paper show
ing the sort of glasses I needed.
"Why don't you get the glasses?"
"No money left."
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
cure i.t you must take internal remedies.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Hail's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
It wan prescribed by one of the test physicians
lrt this country for years, and is a regular pre
scription. It is composed of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood puri
fiers, acting Urectly on the mucous surfaces.
The perfect oonibina ion of the two ingredients
Is what pro luces such wonderful results ia
curing Catan h. Send for testimonials free.
P. J CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo, O.
Bold bv druri ists, price 75c.
Hall's "Family pUls are the best.
The greatest master of languages in
the world is arl Italian, Alfredo Trorn
betti, of .Bu'.ogna, who speaks 400 dia
lects. Holly Springs, Miss., March 24, 1 903.
While building railroads in Tennessee
some twelve years ago a number of hands
contracted fever and various forms of
blood and skin diseases. I carried S. 3. S.
in my commissary and gave it to my hands
with most gratifying results. I can recom
mend S. S. S. as the finest preparation for
Malaria, chills and fever, "as well as all
blood and skin diseases. W. LMcGowan.
I suffered greatly from Boils, which
would break out on different parts of my
body. I saw S. S. S- advertised and after
using about three bottles I was cured,
and for the last three years have had no
trouble whatever. A. W. Zeeer.
217 Read St., Bvansville, Ind.
I began using your S. S. S. probably ten
years ago for Malaria and blood troubles,
and it proved so good that I have con
tinued ever since using it as a family
remedv. It is a pleasure for me to recom
mend S. S. S. for the benefit of others
who are needing a first rate blood puriiier,
tonic and cure for Malaria.
Arkansas City, Ark. C C HEMINGWAY.
Boils, abscesses, sores, dark, or yellow
splotches and debility are some of the
piotcnes ana ucrmity are some 01 me
symptoms 01 tins rniseraoie aisease.
S-S.S. counteracts and removes from the
hi THE SYS EM
Diooa au impun- ; of tlw? wiuJow and the boys could hear
1 vrj P0180?3 every word. Bob softly lowered the lan
and builds np the tera and put out the
entire system. It is j-ted to he. Bnswpr
laranteed a pure
ly vegetable reme
dy. Write for med
ical advice or any
special informs
tion about ease. :
Too Swift Specific Company,' Atlanta, Ga.
(It Hlt Ait IUI MIU.
Bast Ooos ttyrap. Tutea Good. Vm
In time. Bold PT druggists.
UNCLE JAKE'S THANKSGIVING.
There's a lot o' folks they say that's a-hold-In'
up to-day
Several mercies that they only Just havs
found;
There's a river full o' thanks that's a-bust
In of its banks.
And' a-lnundatin' all de country round.
Dar's a lot o' folks I fear that's attracted
bv dp chwr
An' is' thankia7 like vdey never thanked
oerore: . .
An', there's lots oV fervent pra'rs like de
tickets on dtf run H:
Good fur dis yer one day only an' no-
mere. , -
I'm a-grolng to make dis day sort of up an'
l'r f1 xvnv
Fur a ree-Lar thank-nrocesalon thro' de
So I'll sort o set me down 'for de odder
folks Is roun',
An'U undertake to. view my mercies clean.
Here's dis rheum at Is'; I s'pose It's a bless-
in in repose,
Fur I'm happy when It Isn't to be foun
Wust've ketched It from de moon In de sea-
linn nf flo nnnn'
An' I s'pose o' co'se de Iiawd was watch-.
in roun .
Here's dis bulletin my knee; 'twan't by no
request o me.
But it cured from de nights I used to
rnn m r
An' I -think In that affair, dat de Lawd
was surely there;
Fur I'm raisin' all my chickens now to
home. 1 '
My ten chll'ren I 'suppose good as offspring
gen'lly goes.
But delr everlastin' tricks won't let me
be;
All de fool'ry I .concealed, in, deir actions Is
revealed;
An dat's'wbaf 'de Lawd has got a joke
on me.
Dese yer enemies I've got, can be 'stroyed
as well as not,
Ef I only count de whole mankln' as
fren's;
An de stabs an' Jabs dey gib underneath
de lower rib.
Is chastisin' dat de Lawd Almighty sen's.
, When dere tt melon-famine, an' de
vines is all a-shammin',
It's Intended I wid gratitude should think
Cf de fll-d,r hck. when dere wasn't
any lack
Of dat hebbenly fruit contalnlu food an'
drink.
An' de dollars I done see dat didn't even
call on nie,
An' de less or greater loved ones dat
I've lost
All de t'lngs dat I'm bereft, makes me
thankful fur what's left;
An' Is worth to soul an' body all dey
cost.
An' a million Joys dar are, from de daisy
to de star.
Dat is worth de time of countin' o'er
and o'er;
But of all tbank-timber yet. It's the things
I didn't get.
That I think I hey to be de thankfnlest
for.
Will Carleton In "Songs of Two Cen
turies." X I
BY MARION A. LONG.
"Oh, Bob, just look at these two pump
kins! Aren't they monsters? They are
just, alike, too. I'll bet they're twins.
I never saw such big ones, did you?"
"My eyes, Roy, but they are whop
pers! I wonder if we can have them
for lanterns; We'll ask mother."' '
"Mother!" called Bob and Koy from
the back yard, "can we have these two
pumpkins for lanterns?"
"Oh, what large ones. Yes, boys, you
may have them. They are too big for
pies," answered Mrs. Phillips from the
doorway.
The boys continued their work of gath
ering pumpkins, and only one was found
to match "the twirls" in size.
"We'll make a laaitern to-night out of
this one, Bob, and save the twins till
Thanksgiving eve. Then we'll have some
fun," said iioy.
"I say, Roy, let's go and scare those
people down in the hollow. Hold it up
to the window and then run. Thp boy
who lives there hit me with a snowball
and nearly knocked out my front tooth,
and I've never had a chance to pay him
back."
"All right. Bob, we'll do it."
Early in the evening the boys worked
industriously at their lantern, cutting
eyes, nose and mouth. Then little pieces
of caudle were placed insiue, and it was
truly a hideous-looking thing. Mrs.
Phillips, who was busy preparing the
Thanksgiving dainties for that glad day,
did not notice the boys stealthily leave
the house. She despised a mean action,
and Bob and Iioy knew she- would not
approve of their unkind sport. They
qnickly crossed the fields and walked
down a hill into a lonely, damp hollow.
lUht before them stood a small, tumble
down house with a feeble light shining
from one tiny window. The boys crept
to, this side, and crouched beneath it
Jdst as Bob was about to raise the lan-
FILLING THE rrMr-KINS.
jeru alter he had lighted the candles, a
child's voice asked'auxiously: 1
"Sfother, aren't we going to have any
pumpkin pies or turkey r anything nice
on Thanksgiving? We had such a lo.vely
dinner last time. Is it because we aren't
thaokf ul that we can't have any Thanks-
'giving dinner?"
1 Theve was a ot ,ass bpoken out
"No, , darling,' the reason is that we
haven't any money to buy Bach things.
Since father died, deary, it has been very
hard for mother to even buy bread for
Then a boyish voice with a brave note
In ft spoke;
"Never mind, mother. We'll get along.
I dont Hke pumpkin pies very well, my
self; because they're so spicy. But I'm
going to boy Bess a bag of sugar cookies
with that ten cents I earned. Won't
;tat U ukt, Betslal"
vm
THANKSGIVING DAY
When the citizens will be independent of market
News.
Roy pinched Bob and they both crept
up the hill and into , the pumpkin field.
Seeing the twin pumpkins gleaming in
the moonlight, both sat down on them.
"I say, Roy," said Bob, "that's pret
ty hard not to have any Thanksgiving
dinner, and that boy's a brick. Did you
hear him comforting his mother? I like
him even if he did nearly knock out my
front tooth. Let's tell mother all about
It. It makes me squirm, though, to
think what she'll say about us scaring
people. I'm glad we didn't do it, any
way.?. ' ,
But Roy did not answer. He was
thinking. Suddenly he jumped two feet
iu the air and said:
"Hurrah, Bob, hurrah! I have It
now!"
"What have you, Roy? Tell me
quick!"
The boy resumed his seat on the pump
kin and unfolded his plan.
"We'll tell mother all about it," he
began, "and ask her to sell us a lot of
pies, cakes, jelly, tarts and a turkey.
and we can pay for them with our chick'
en money. Then we'll scoop out all the
insides of these twin pumpkins and fill
'em with the nice things, and the night
before Thanksgiving we'll carry them
down to that old house and kick the
door and run. Won't that be fun? A
hundred times better than making a lan
tern." -
Bob heartily agreed to the plan, and
both boys harried home.
"Mother! mother! we've got something
to tell you," called Bob, breathlessly.
Mrs. Phillips sat down and listened
while the boys shamefacedly told about
their Intention of scaring the people iu
the hollow, at which she looked very
grave.' Then they excitedly told her their
plans.
"Take all our chicken money, mother.
and jrive us piles of good things," said
Roy.
"And if there isn t enough money you
can have some of our chickens to pay for
the stuff," added Bob.
Mrs. Phillips entered gladly into the
scheme and promised to have everything
read; by Thanksgiving eve. She allow
ed the boys to pay for part of the feast,
as she thought it would be a good lesson
for them.
The boys were much excited and early
pn the appointed night brought in the
twin pumpkins, nicely cleaned inside, and
each with a small cap cut off at the top.
It was a very important part of the plan
that the pumpkins should look as if just
carried from the field. Mrs. Phillips
carefully filled them with tarts, jellies,
cakes, celery and delicious mince pies, a
great pat of fresh butter shaped like a
pumpkin, two loaves of currant bread
and a pair of chickens. The boys added
a big bag of oranges and a box of candy
especially for Bessie. Then the pump
kins were so full that not another thing
could be crammed into them. Mr. Phil
lips now appeared to assist with, hearty
good will and brought a great basket of
potatoes, turnips, apples, and, last but
not least, a huge turkey, all ready for
roasting. These things, together with
the pumpkins, were carried with much
smothered laughter to the .door of the
little old tumble-down house. The golden
balls filled with goodies held the place
of honor and were stationed directly be
fore the door. The boys had the pleas
ure of kicking on the door and then dived
into the darkness.
The door flew open and a young voice
called, "Mother, oh, come and see these
immense pumpkins! And oh, there's a
turkey and a big basket of things."
The surprised little woman hurried to
the door and, after gazing at the gifts
in astonishment, said, "Let's carry them
in. I wonder who has been so kind to
us?"
They dragged the basket and pumpkins
into the house, and suddenly the boy
cried out, "Oh! oh! these big pumpkins
are full of lovely things. Don't cry,
mother, dear. I know who left these
things. It was those Phillips boys, Bob
and Roy. I'm sure it was, because I
heard them ask their mother if they
could have those big pumpkins. Twins,
they called 'em. To-morrow I'll go and
ask Bob Phillips' forgiveness for hitting
him- and tell him I didn't mean to."
Bob and Roy walked slowly home,
kissed their parents good night and went
to bed. The last thing Bob said was,
"The boy's a brick. He needn't beg my
forgiveness. And we'll be friends after
this." :
Then he sank into a sound and -happy
sleep. Detroit Free Press.
"Are you going to have Aunt Peevish
for Thanksgiving, mamma T' asked little
Ruth, who was laboriously jotting down
the things for which she thought she
should be thankful.
"Not this year,-dear, and the yoong
bopeful joyfully made another entry.
. . ' v-
. "Have yon much to be thankful for
this year. Grumpy?"
"Well, something. Vm thankful that
they san't mak it any tougher for ms
than they ha vs. daring the last twslvs
months.'
IN THE FUTURE.
prices. Chicago Daily
TWO THANKSGIVINGS.
And now.
THANKSGIVING IN 1795.
How Washington's Proclamation Dif
fered from Those of Later Days.
' Nowadays, the Thanksgiving .proclama'
tion of the State and national executives
are brief compared to what they were in
the early days of our republic, says a
writer in the Boston Herald. In the case
of the latter he doesn't foreshadow his
forthcoming annual message as was
somewhat the vogue in President Wash
ington's time. This is seen in the. Thanks
giving proclamations issued by our great
and good first President in the early part
of the year 1795, in which he appointed'
Feb. 19 as a day of public thanksgiv
ing and prayer." The "Father of His
Country" was then 63 years of age and
was serving his sixth year as President.
It was a long document and covered
quite a number of points. . Of these,
will advert very briefly to only three or
four which are peculiarly slgnficant.
In the preamble he mentions, as the
first subject, "demanding the public at
tention on this solemn occasion, our ex
eruption from a foreign war" and next
proposes, as "an object of gratitude,1
the "increasing prospect of the continu
ance of our exemptions from a foreign
war." Which propositions evidently re
late to the settlement, through special
envoy, John Jay, of our serious trou
bles with Great Britain, growing out of
the continued occupation by the British
of the western forts on Lake Brie, con
trary to the treaty of 1783; and the seiz
ure of American vessels bound for
French ports by British ships and the
imprisonment of American seamen.
Another cause for thanksgiving, ac
cording to the same high authority, is
"the great degree of internal tranquillity
we have enjoyed." To which is added
"our cause for thankfulness for the re-
ceut confirmation of that tranquillity by
the suppression of an insurrection which
so wantonly threatened it."
And in another place the President re
peats this idea, asking his people "to
render a tribute of praise and gratitude
to the Great Disposer of all events, for
the seasonable control which has been
given in a spirit of disorder In the sup
pression of the late Insurrection." What
the President had in mind in this allu
sion was the "great whisky insurrection"
in Pensylvania in 1794, caused by the
passage by Congress of acts imposing
duties upon spirits distilled and upon
stills. It was finally suppressed by Gov.
Lee of Maryland, with 15,000 troops.
acting under orders of the President.
Turkey Gobbler Time.
A song is borne upon the breeze ,
That doth mine ear delight, ' "
When nuts are ripening on the trees
And thistle pods are -'white.
No cadence clear of ringing bella.
No music set in rhyme.
But just a symphony that tells
"Tis turkey-gobbler time.
: K.i'..-,
What vistas-open to my view!
What glorious dreams arise!
A mug ef cider, awact and new,
A row of pumpkin piaa. .
The glad Thanksgiving's golden, store
This ear if at Its prime.
Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah "ones more!
'Tis turkey-gobbler time.
H. J. Pram.
Trains to observe , Thanksgiving at
your hnseV Jo&nnis r 1 -
Ton bstl -Mamma gars ths eooK fa
sxtn to stay si boms that 47."
Then '
I
GOVERNOR;
UsefTPe-m-na T
For Colds aiid
Excellent v -rg5 Remedy.
The Magnificent State Capitol Building at Salem, Oregon.
PRAISE FROM THE EX-GOVERNOR OF OREGON.
Peruna is known from the Atlantic
to the Pacific. Letters of congratula
tion and commendation testifying to
the merits of Peruna as a catarrh . rem
edy are pouring in from every , state in
the Union.
Dr. Hartman is receiving hundreds
of such letters daily. , All classes write
these letters, from the highest to the
lowest.
The outdoor laborer, the indoor ar
tisan, the clerk, the editor, the states
man, the preacher all agree that Pe
runa ia the catarrh remedy of the age.
The stage and loetrum, recognizing
catarrh as their greatest enemy, are es
pecially enthusiastic in then praise
and testimony.
Any man who wjshes perfect health
must be entirely fiee from catarrh.
Catairh is well nigh universal; almost
omnipresent.
Peruna is the only absolute safeguard
known. A cold is the beginning of ca
tarrh. To prevent cold?, to cure colds,
is to cheat catarrh of its victims.
Peruna not only cures catarrh, but
prevents it. Every household should
be supplied with this great remedy for
coughs, colds and so forth.
The ex-governor of Oregon is an ard
ent admirer of Peruna. He keeps it
continually in the house.
An attendant in a Parisian tea store
has invented a little machine that will
pack and tie up parcels at the rate of
forty a minute.
OREQON
PORTLAND
ST. HELEN'S JiALL
A GIRL'S 8CHOOL OF THS HIGHEST .
- CLASS corps of teachers, location, build-
- ing equipment the best. Send tor cat-
alogue.
Term Opens September IS, 1904
HENS WILL LAY HIGH PRICED EGGS.
Lots of them if you mix a little of the Frussi.iu i'oultry Food in the
Feed, as directed on the package. It will make hens lay, and keep them
laying, and cure Cholera, Koup, Gapes and all diseases, and use
Prussian Lice Killer (liquid) or Prussian Lice Powder to keep them
free from Virmin. Ask jour dealer for "PKUSSIAN". don't take
something else. Poultry Book Free, PRUSSIAN REMEDY CO.
Price 25 lb. pail $3.50. Pkfr. 60c and 25c, St. Paul, Minn.
Packages by mail 40 and 85 cents.
Portland Seed Co.. coast Agts., Portland, Ore.
RUSSELL
ENGINES
BOILERS
& High Grade
THRESHERS
Machinery
STACKERS
Write for Catalogue and Prices
Tko A U A
I HUH. II. tiVCI III maUIIIIIGIjf UU. OREGON
L Douglas make end
mhoe than ssiv other manufaaturer la tho world.
The reason TV. I Douglas $S.50 shoes are the create st sellers In the -world is because of their excel
lent style, easy fitting and superior -wearing qualities. If 1 could show yon the difference between the
shoes made in my factory and those of other makes and the hlKh-cra!e leathersused,you would under,
stand why W. L. Douglas $3.60 shoes coBt more to make, why they hold their shape, lit better, wear
longer, and are of greater Intrinsic value than Rny other $3.60 shoe on the market to-day, and why tha
sales for the year ending July 1, ISM, were 8G,2G3,04O.O0. ,,..'
W. Jj. Douglas guarantees their value by stamping his name and price on the bottom. Look for lt-t
take no substitute. Sold by shoe dealers everywhere.
SUPERIOR IN FIT, COMFORT AND WEAR.'
. nroe worn W. L. Douglas J3.50 shnajor the last twelve years vriih absolutt
satis action. J find them superior in At, comfort and wear to otters costing from
fSMto f!.00."B. JS. McCUE, Dept. Coll., U. S. Jut. Revenue, Richmond, Va.
W. I Dong-la uses Corona Colts liin in his 83.50 shoes. Corona Colt Is conceded to
be the finest Patent leather made. Past Color Jiyelets used exclusively.
Wm Lm DOUGLAS, Dtwskton, Maaaachumettm.
fob!:,,? f.. fJm' 1
Ask Your
fsm arrion uj . Kxooeca, writ Wadoauu
OF OREGON
; In His Family
In a letter to The Peruna Medicine.
Co., he says: .
State of Oregon,
Executive Department,
The Pernna Medicine Co.. Columbus, O.
Dear Sirs I have had occasion to
use your Peruna medicine in my fam
ily for colds, and it proved to be an ex- .
cellent remedy. I have not had oc
casion to use it for other ailments.
' Yours very truly
W. M. LORD.
It will be noticed that the ex-governor
says he has not bad occasion to use
Peruna for other ailments. The. reas
on for this is, most other ailments be
gin with a:old.
Using Peruna to promptly cure colds,
he protects his family against other
ailments.
This is exactly what every other fam
ily in the United States should do
keep Peruna in the house. Use it for
coughs, colds,, 'a grippe nd other cli
matic affections of winter, and there
will be no other ailment in the house.
Such fanulies should provide them
selves with a copy of Dr. Hartman 'a
free book, entitled, "Chronic Catarrh."
Address Dr. S. B. Hartman, Presi
dent of The Hartman Sanitarium, Co
lumbus, Ohio. All correspondence
held strictly confidential
FIRE PROTECTION !
OLDEST HOUSE IN NORTHWEST
Lanreand complete stock of Fire Apparatus, Hosa
and Department Supplies. Our goods are in use ia
nearly every Fire Departmeut.
HEAVY COP ER, BRAZED JOINTS, RELI
ABLE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
"Babooeks" f20, "Patrols" J15, each. These are the
Standa d Extinguishers. Common Rxtinsuisher-s
with riveted joints, 12 each. A. G. LONG, Portland, Of
P. N.. U.
No. 481904
I
TTTTHEN writing; to advertisers please I
mention tbia paper.
PORTLAND
sefs more men's $3.BO (iBLim
Grocer
fcCo. arte will adrls ivaexe o&tain attta.