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About Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 7, 1904)
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS five lines, or leas, 25 cents lor three roscrtions. or 50 centa per month. WANTED V ANTED SEVERAL GOOD TEACH m. Ap ly to Supt. Den man at once HI.. H EST ASH PRICE PAID FOR l' kinds ol Poultry also dressed Pork bn.itn it Poulden. Corvallis, Oregon, nex t to .cttb orace. ... . A V U" MAN WISHING TO LEARN 1- iness along edacational lines, who tady, indpstrioos, temperate, jteo iai, polite, discreet in talk and actions and who spends his spare time at home p nil in proper company, may address. 1 O Box 1045, Uorvallis, Ur. A YOUNG LADY WISHING TO learn business along edacational lines, who is steady, industrious, genial, polite, discreet in talk and actions and who spends her spare time at borne and in otherwise proper company may address, r. V. Box 1045, uorvaiiis, ur FOR SALE FOR SALE 100 GOATS, ALL DOES. yearlings to four-year-olds. J. o Fiecbter, Inavale, Oregon. HOUSE AND 20 LOTS FOR SALE or trade; well-improved farm for sale cheap. See or addre?s J. H. Mattley, Coryallip, Or. HOUSEHOLD GOODS FOR SALE Call at 1123 north Fourth street, juBt north of court house and opposite o. o Ohipman, TWO REGISTERED OXFORD DOWN Rams and four half-breeds. Peter Wbi taker. BEGISTFRED POLAND CHINA PIGS for sale. Grade Poland China Pigs let out on the shares or for sale. M. S. Woodcock, or enquire ef T. J. Thorp on the farm, Corvallis, Oregon. ORYPOWDER FIRE EXTINGUISHERS. at the GAZETTE OFFICE FOR SALE or RENT STOCK RANCH OF 170 ACRES-90 acres clear, sown to grass, good house, barn and orchard. Term to suit appli cant. Call at Gazette office for par ticulars. LOST. LOST A GOLD FOB CHARM, SET with a black stone, t inaer piease leave at OAC barber shop. LOST IN CORVALLIS, THURSDAY Sept. 29, a ladies' green jacket, ,also a brown shawl. Kindly return to the Hotel Corvallis. PERSONS HAVING PIPE TONGS OR other tools borrowed from Hasten') hardware store are requested to re turn them at once. LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN ABOUT three months ago, a uewenyn setter, black and white, abont three years old, harharl wire wound ou 'hind lea. Ten dollars reward for return to Sheriff M P. Burnett. stageTTne! PHILOMATH AND "ALSEA STAGE SU(te leaves Alsea 6:30 a.m.; arrives at Philomath at 12 m; leaves Philo math I p. m., arrives at Alsea 6:30 p. m. All persons wishing to go or return from Alsea and points west can be accomodated at any time. Fare to Alsea $1.00 Round trip same day $2.00. M. Si RlCKABD. LIVESTOCK P. A. KLINE, LIVE STOCK AUC TIONEER. Corvallis. Oregon, Office at Huston's hardware store. P. O. ad dress Box 11. Pays highest prices for all kinds of livestock. Twenty year's txperienue. Satisfaction guaranteed PHYSICIANS B. A. CAT HEY, M. D., PHYSICIAN and Surgeon. Rooms 14, Bank Build ins. Office Hours : 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 o. m. Residence: cor. 5th and Ad ams Sta. Telephone at office and res idence. UorvaUiB, Oregon C. H. KEWTH. M. D., PHYSICIAN and Surgeon, Office and Residence, on Main street, Philomath, Oregon. DENTISTS E. H. TAYLOR, DENTIST. PAIN- less extraction. Zierolf buildinS. Opp. Poat Office, Corvallis, Oregon. ATTORNEYS E. R- BRYSON ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office in Post Office Building, Corval lis, Oregon. JOSEPH H. WILSON. ATTORNEY-at-Law. Notary, Titles, Conveyanc fag. Practice in all State and Federal Courts. Office in Burnett Building. w. o. w. MARTS PEAK CAMP. Ko. 196, W. a W., meets second and Fourth Fridays, la Woodmen Hall. Q. W. Fuller, C. O. J( L, Underwood, Clerk. Ccttlmar AImc Tm getting; along," said Mr.' Ctim rox. "I'm progressing alowly but surely." "In whatT "Culture. . Tve been traveling around with Mrs. C and the girls until I'm getting Tight refined. But there's one thing- I don't think I'll achieve. I don't believe I'll ever be able to go into an antique store and tell the difference between bric-a-brac and junk." Washington Star. ' l' Her Face Shows It. Good night, papa, said the sweet young' girl. "Huh!" grunted the old man, "that young fellow's gone, eh? I wouldn't have anything to do with him, dear. He's a conceited dude. "Why, pa, you never even Saw aim. Why do you say that?" "Because if he wasn't he wouldn't use black cosmetic en the thing' he! calls a mustache." Philadelphia Press. , The RttMS Why. "So you're going to be married again ? To whom?" "To my late wife's sister. "Is she handsome or rich? "Neither." "Then why do you marry her?" "To tell the truth, it's because I want only one mother-in-law! " Heitre Welt. To Get It Of Bii Bull, "Here 'a five cents," said the sharp featured woman. "You'll g-o and spend it lor whisky. You know you wilL" "Madam," responded Tuffold Knutt, lifting- his weather-beaten remains of a hat with impressive dignity, "I arsk you not to believe nothin' of the kind. I'm gmn' to spend it fur havin.' me hand manicured." Chicago Tribune. The Subject Aroued Hep. "Up to Jim Blodgett'e, eh? They say .;im. wire isnv mucin ox o talker." "She isn't? She kept me until after 13 o'clock and never gave me a chance to get in a word edgeways." "What was she talking about?' "About the chances she bad to eet married before she met Jinx." Cleve land Plain Dealer. Happr Illastmtloct. "What it sn anecdote, Johnny?' asked the teacher. "A short, funny tale, answered the little fellow. That'a , right; said the teaefcer. "Now, Johnny, you may write a sen tenee on the blackboard containing the word." Johnny hesitated a moment, and then wrote this: "A rabbit has four fogs and one an ecdote." Tit-Bits. The Deluded Caaine. "The dog is one of the most intelligent of animals," remarked Willie Wishing ton. "So rveheard," answered Miss Cay enne. - "And he is the stoat loyal admirer man can have." "Yes. I never oould quite reconcile those two assertion." Washington Star. A Safe Bet. Mr. Cobble 111 bet that I can telj with absolute certainty just what the weather will be for the next- 24 hours. Miss Stone I'd like to bet you $ve dollars you can't. - Now o ahead and tell. Mr. Cobble Net eo fast. Meet m on thia spot to-morrow at this how. Judge. Aa latalual. Mr. Dinsmore I am writing let ter to Uncle John and telling1 htm that his advice has been of infinite value to me. Mrs. Dinsmore You had better say it was of infinitesimal value. Why?' "Weil, it'. a longer word, and I think it will impress him more." Harlem life. The Soul of Geaeroalt?. The Country Editor You know that woman I hired to clean the press-room? The Compositor The one you didn't pay? "That's the one. She was in here to day, and said if she didn't get her money she'd come around and clean out the whole place. Isn't she generous?" Yonkers Statesman. , Boarding; Honae Rnaor. "Will some one please chase the cow hown thia way?" said the funny boarder, who wanted some milk for his oatmeal. "Here, Jane," said the landlady, in a tone that was meant to be crushinir- "take the cow down where the call is bawling," Tit-Bits. . OaeXht ta Pleeae Be. "But the moths have got into the gown," she protested. The manager of the costume-storage department shrugged his shoul ders. "What would you have? he asked. "The open-work fabrics are all the rage sow." Chicago Post. A Deep, Dark Mywterr. "There la something very mysteri ous about thia burglary." said the de tective. "None of the family heard a sound, although the house- was thor oughly equipped with an oM-fash-looed rocking, chair in every room!" - "Tea, It's true," boasted CoL Bragg "Tve been la innumerable engage ment, and yet I never lost my head." ' "And I've been in hundreds oi them," replied the 'aammer girl, "anl never lost my heart." Philadelphia Preaa. !x lmdooer She is one osVldQ most popular aetrtsaea, isn't abV . American Oh. yes. Why, she has had s race horse, a cigar and a tooth powder named after her. Town Top- Medics vs O. A. C The second football game of the season will be played on the local gridiron Siturday afternoon at - x o'clock. Tne Portland Medics are the toughest proposi tion of all the season's games. Not only do they have the heaviest team, but it contains three well-known stars, Ross who played guard, on Multno mah last year. Cook who vs also a member of the same, team: and Thayer, Capt. of the ij. of O. team last year. Corvallis people are expected to turn out and assist the boys with the necessary enthusiasm. This is sure to be the greatest game of the season and if our boys win the championship will already be in sight. Apportionment of School Funds. The semi-annual apportionment of school funds for the various school dis tricts, of Benton county fs as follows : . Dist No 1 137 42 2...... 3 4...... 5 6...... 7...... 8 9...... 10 11 , 67 44 146 72 131 84 114 52 105 80 77 32 137 04 1583 70 71 74 98 36 12....:. 135 62 13 131 26 14..., ." 103 86 15....... 110 80 16 77 32 17 525. 00 18 77 32 19.................... 120 68 20 1516 21.... 90 92 22.. . .100 22 23. ....i 21810 24..... 79 18 25 182 76 48... .......... 126 26 27..'.. . 107 16 28.... 13 36 29 .... 90 34 31.........., 92 20 32;........;:. 8101 36..,.......... 136 84 41..... 11138 ' 42 136 84 43 193 22 45........ 103 36 46 13 36 48 116 38 49. 83 48 50 9406 51 81 04 59 105 22 62. 92 20 69 10 93 72 112 16 74 136 84 79 87 20 81... 47 96 83... 86 62 85.. 81 04 93...: 134 98 94 90 34 95 81 04 86 103 94 97 120 11 5 Joint, 48 87 DOCTOR SANBURN -White Medicine Chief-The Kin of Cures. I am now in your town introducing mv wonderful arts of healing now before the pnblic. Don't fail to come and have your dis eases told, and be cured if yon wish. Remember, I tell your diseases without asking a question Or a touch of the hand. I have two arts of healing. I heal with Magnetic Power and with Roots, Herbs, Barks 'and Berries. Ccme one and all I will tell everybody their diseases. Please bear in mind that X am the only man who manufactures these remedies this side of Paris, as there isl where I learned these Arts of Healing, and shall. in the future pot certain kinds of medi cine in yoor drag stores tor the benefit of the public My office and laboratory are at 1982 Hurst 8treet, University Park, Portland, Oregon. f. Office in Corvallis, at Mrs. Clark's, southwett'fcorner of Third aad Adams St., on Woci west of R. M. Wade & Co. 'a hardware store. . WiH jremala in CorvallU till October 10, and return every other month in the future. CrasttitattoFrco at Aay Time Into each breast seme rain moat fall. . Into each heart some sorrow; But comfort will come, dear friends, to us all. , For after to-day Is to-morrow. -Detroit Free Press. I . Bow Be Cared Him. . "I suffer dreadfully from insom nia, doctor, said the patient. "Indeed 1" replied . the ohvsieian: Veil soon correct that. And he did, for this particular phy sician waa able to procure for his pa tient a situation as night watchman. Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. ' Titer Modest 'Mala. ' v,,t,., He (enthusiastically)! love every thing that is grand, beautiful, poetie and lovely. I love the peerless, the serene and the perfect in life.' k " - She How you must love me, dar ling; why did you not propose before? Tit-Bits. f The Woaaers of Proarreea. "Some of those mind' readers must be wonderful." They are. They claim that they can see a woman changiiur her mind." Brooklyn Life. The Tlewaolat. In some things," observed the stu dent of human nature, "how striking ly men resemble hogs!" In most things," responded the cynic, "how strikingly hogs resemble men!" Chicago Tribune. Bom. First Microbe It's too bad the women have stopped wearing these A 'I . xramng aresses. second Microbe Yes; but never mind. We'll come into fashion umin. Brooklyn Life. BlaTerent Altogether "Kitty, I can't stand your extrav agance at school; $15 a month for candy. "But, pa, I don't pay for it; I have the bill sent to you." Indianapolis Journal. , Mean Thing?. Maud Some impudent fellow kissed me by mistake. Mabel When? Maud After dark last night. Mabel I thought so. - Cleveland Plain Dealer. Condensed. Mrs. Housely Say, milkman, when 1 want condensed milk I'll let you know. Milkman Condensed? Mrs. Housely Yea. This pint and a half for a quart has got to stop. Syra cuse Aeraio. So Unbiased. Critic Although my review is se vere, I trust you -do not attribute it to malice. Author Not at all. I ascribe its ton e to your ignorance of the subiect handled. Town Topics. 1 Contradicted. "Americans lack the power of re pose." "Oh, that is too sweeping. I know plenty of Americans who haven't any thing else." Detroit Free Press. Bxaaraerattea. Hicks Billson telle me that he is a century rider. Wick: Yes! It would take him a cen tury to ride a hundred miles. Louis ville Journal. Reaeoaable Objection. She And why do you object to wom sn. voting ? He Because I believe in a secret baK Vt. Yonkers Statesman. X Cold Kna-a?emea. m "Well, I've caught that Boston girl. Then: you've eaug-ht a cold." Town Topics. eC the Henexoon. "What did you ever see in me to'in duoe you to marry me?" she asked. "Nothing," he replied. "What!" she cried, indignantly. "Oh, it isn't your fault," he replied soothingly. "I evidently had visions, and I ought to have consulted an ocu list at the time." Chicago Post. - Dear Little Thin. Miss Pepprey Still dreaming of Miss Buddilipz, eh? Cholly Aw, yes. That wosy mouth of here! It filla my mind to the ex clusion of all else. ' Miss Pepprey What a delicate compliment! But is it really so small as that? Philadelphia Press. Know All Aboet It. "He claims to be very systematic says he's as regular as a clock." "Heia." ,"You know him, then?" "Yes, I know him, and I also know something about clocks. . He's as reg ular as one of those 90-cent alarm clocks." Chicago Poat. The Kezt Day. Jack Who is that fine-looking girl that just bowed to you? j Tom (gloomily) Oh, she's my sis-' ter. I Jack Why, old chap, ! wasn't aware that you had a-sister. Tom I didnt know it myself until last nigh. Chicago Daily News. Believed la the Theagy. Mrs. Bacon Do you believe the swoa shining on a person will make Mm silly? Mr. Bacon I guess so; yon know I proposed to you an the moonlight. Mar. Toasters Statesmaa. see pllsaee To be a bis p Was what he desired, 4o Srst he cot loeded ad the he was Sred. I " Taady (to applicant for place) Mrs. mighty doesn't g-ive yon a very good character; in fact, she saya you lis ten at keyholes. Well, I'm willing- to overlook that, aad eng-age you on one condition. Applicant What ia that, 'm? Lady That you tell me every single thia; you overheard at Mrs. Flighty's. Ally Sloper. , (MM CIilJiiUdiiM.UMui...,iLjii.,illti.iMMIUIH M7 i AeetatJePrcparatianforAs- simuaung merooa andHcg ling the Stomachs andBowel Promotes DigestioitCtieerfur nessantiRestContains neither Opium.Moipiune nor1ioeraL KotTIarcotIc. .isWw W A perfect Remedy forConstipa fion , Sour S totnach.Diatrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. Mi Drypowder Fire Extinguisher It is a tin tube containing 3 lbs. of a dry powder, like sand. Throw a small handful on a fire, and it puts it out in wo Beconds. It is the cheapest thing in the. way of Fire Insurance ever invented. Call and see one at the Corvallis Gaeettk office. BLAGItLEDGE ) i Springs Mattresses Chairs Musical Instruments Wall Paper Shades South Main Street , Corvallis Philomath Meat Market V All kinds of Fresh Meats, Ham, Lard, etc., always on hand. S. W. Gibbon, Philomath. gor -oallis ice mi erR$. Willi deliver ice every day from 7 to 11 o'clock. Small orders must be in by 8 o'clock Benton County Lumber Company, MANUFACTUKSBS OF AU kinds of Fir Lumber Dealers la Shingles, Mouldings, Doors and Windows. Special at tentiou girea bills in car-load lets. is known everywhere and richnesa A trial J. H. DORSEY- m For Infants and Children The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears Signature of in Use For Over Thirty Years WTI the . t lyJlnil vm eaavau easmurr. new torn errv. 'WnnlHn't mn Tna crlari if vnn vn11 ml a responsible Fire Insurance Company to insure yoor buildings for $3.00 per year? That is just what you do when. you buy one of those handy fire fighters adopted by the TJ. S. Governnient'andi Standard Oil Co., and known as. Sewing Machines Go-Carts Bamboo Furniture Bedroom Suites Sideboards iRockers Tables FURNITURE for pnrity, flavor will convince van Mi JLlsea Dairy Co.