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five lines, or leas, 25 cents lor three
roscrtions. or 50 centa per month.
WANTED
V ANTED SEVERAL GOOD TEACH
m. Ap ly to Supt. Den man at once
HI.. H EST ASH PRICE PAID FOR
l' kinds ol Poultry also dressed Pork
bn.itn it Poulden. Corvallis, Oregon,
nex t to .cttb orace. ... .
A V U" MAN WISHING TO LEARN
1- iness along edacational lines, who
tady, indpstrioos, temperate, jteo
iai, polite, discreet in talk and actions
and who spends his spare time at home
p nil in proper company, may address.
1 O Box 1045, Uorvallis, Ur.
A YOUNG LADY WISHING TO
learn business along edacational lines,
who is steady, industrious, genial,
polite, discreet in talk and actions and
who spends her spare time at borne
and in otherwise proper company may
address, r. V. Box 1045, uorvaiiis, ur
FOR SALE
FOR SALE 100 GOATS, ALL DOES.
yearlings to four-year-olds. J. o
Fiecbter, Inavale, Oregon.
HOUSE AND 20 LOTS FOR SALE
or trade; well-improved farm for sale
cheap. See or addre?s J. H. Mattley,
Coryallip, Or.
HOUSEHOLD GOODS FOR SALE
Call at 1123 north Fourth street, juBt
north of court house and opposite o. o
Ohipman,
TWO REGISTERED OXFORD DOWN
Rams and four half-breeds. Peter
Wbi taker.
BEGISTFRED POLAND CHINA PIGS
for sale. Grade Poland China Pigs
let out on the shares or for sale. M. S.
Woodcock, or enquire ef T. J. Thorp on
the farm, Corvallis, Oregon.
ORYPOWDER
FIRE
EXTINGUISHERS.
at the GAZETTE OFFICE
FOR SALE or RENT
STOCK RANCH OF 170 ACRES-90
acres clear, sown to grass, good house,
barn and orchard. Term to suit appli
cant. Call at Gazette office for par
ticulars.
LOST.
LOST A GOLD FOB CHARM, SET
with a black stone, t inaer piease
leave at OAC barber shop.
LOST IN CORVALLIS, THURSDAY
Sept. 29, a ladies' green jacket, ,also a
brown shawl. Kindly return to the
Hotel Corvallis.
PERSONS HAVING PIPE TONGS OR
other tools borrowed from Hasten')
hardware store are requested to re
turn them at once.
LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN ABOUT
three months ago, a uewenyn setter,
black and white, abont three years old,
harharl wire wound ou 'hind lea. Ten
dollars reward for return to Sheriff M
P. Burnett.
stageTTne!
PHILOMATH AND "ALSEA STAGE
SU(te leaves Alsea 6:30 a.m.; arrives
at Philomath at 12 m; leaves Philo
math I p. m., arrives at Alsea 6:30
p. m. All persons wishing to go or
return from Alsea and points west can
be accomodated at any time. Fare to
Alsea $1.00 Round trip same day $2.00.
M. Si RlCKABD.
LIVESTOCK
P. A. KLINE, LIVE STOCK AUC
TIONEER. Corvallis. Oregon, Office
at Huston's hardware store. P. O. ad
dress Box 11. Pays highest prices for
all kinds of livestock. Twenty year's
txperienue. Satisfaction guaranteed
PHYSICIANS
B. A. CAT HEY, M. D., PHYSICIAN
and Surgeon. Rooms 14, Bank Build
ins. Office Hours : 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to
4 o. m. Residence: cor. 5th and Ad
ams Sta. Telephone at office and res
idence. UorvaUiB, Oregon
C. H. KEWTH. M. D., PHYSICIAN
and Surgeon, Office and Residence, on
Main street, Philomath, Oregon.
DENTISTS
E. H. TAYLOR, DENTIST. PAIN-
less extraction. Zierolf buildinS.
Opp. Poat Office, Corvallis, Oregon.
ATTORNEYS
E. R- BRYSON ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office in Post Office Building, Corval
lis, Oregon.
JOSEPH H. WILSON. ATTORNEY-at-Law.
Notary, Titles, Conveyanc
fag. Practice in all State and Federal
Courts. Office in Burnett Building.
w. o. w.
MARTS PEAK CAMP. Ko. 196, W. a
W., meets second and Fourth Fridays,
la Woodmen Hall.
Q. W. Fuller, C. O.
J( L, Underwood, Clerk.
Ccttlmar AImc
Tm getting; along," said Mr.' Ctim
rox. "I'm progressing alowly but
surely."
"In whatT
"Culture. . Tve been traveling
around with Mrs. C and the girls
until I'm getting Tight refined. But
there's one thing- I don't think I'll
achieve. I don't believe I'll ever be
able to go into an antique store and
tell the difference between bric-a-brac
and junk." Washington Star.
' l' Her Face Shows It.
Good night, papa, said the sweet
young' girl.
"Huh!" grunted the old man, "that
young fellow's gone, eh? I wouldn't
have anything to do with him, dear.
He's a conceited dude.
"Why, pa, you never even Saw aim.
Why do you say that?"
"Because if he wasn't he wouldn't
use black cosmetic en the thing' he!
calls a mustache." Philadelphia
Press. ,
The RttMS Why.
"So you're going to be married again ?
To whom?"
"To my late wife's sister.
"Is she handsome or rich?
"Neither."
"Then why do you marry her?"
"To tell the truth, it's because I
want only one mother-in-law! " Heitre
Welt.
To Get It Of Bii Bull,
"Here 'a five cents," said the sharp
featured woman. "You'll g-o and spend
it lor whisky. You know you wilL"
"Madam," responded Tuffold Knutt,
lifting- his weather-beaten remains of
a hat with impressive dignity, "I arsk
you not to believe nothin' of the kind.
I'm gmn' to spend it fur havin.' me
hand manicured." Chicago Tribune.
The Subject Aroued Hep.
"Up to Jim Blodgett'e, eh? They
say .;im. wire isnv mucin ox o
talker."
"She isn't? She kept me until after
13 o'clock and never gave me a chance
to get in a word edgeways."
"What was she talking about?'
"About the chances she bad to eet
married before she met Jinx." Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Happr Illastmtloct.
"What it sn anecdote, Johnny?'
asked the teacher.
"A short, funny tale, answered the
little fellow.
That'a , right; said the teaefcer.
"Now, Johnny, you may write a sen
tenee on the blackboard containing
the word."
Johnny hesitated a moment, and
then wrote this:
"A rabbit has four fogs and one an
ecdote." Tit-Bits.
The Deluded Caaine.
"The dog is one of the most intelligent
of animals," remarked Willie Wishing
ton.
"So rveheard," answered Miss Cay
enne.
- "And he is the stoat loyal admirer
man can have."
"Yes. I never oould quite reconcile
those two assertion." Washington
Star.
A Safe Bet.
Mr. Cobble 111 bet that I can telj
with absolute certainty just what the
weather will be for the next- 24
hours.
Miss Stone I'd like to bet you $ve
dollars you can't. - Now o ahead and
tell.
Mr. Cobble Net eo fast. Meet m
on thia spot to-morrow at this how.
Judge.
Aa latalual.
Mr. Dinsmore I am writing let
ter to Uncle John and telling1 htm
that his advice has been of infinite
value to me.
Mrs. Dinsmore You had better say
it was of infinitesimal value.
Why?'
"Weil, it'. a longer word, and I
think it will impress him more."
Harlem life.
The Soul of Geaeroalt?.
The Country Editor You know that
woman I hired to clean the press-room?
The Compositor The one you didn't
pay?
"That's the one. She was in here to
day, and said if she didn't get her money
she'd come around and clean out the
whole place. Isn't she generous?"
Yonkers Statesman. ,
Boarding; Honae Rnaor.
"Will some one please chase the
cow hown thia way?" said the funny
boarder, who wanted some milk for
his oatmeal.
"Here, Jane," said the landlady, in
a tone that was meant to be crushinir-
"take the cow down where the call
is bawling," Tit-Bits.
. OaeXht ta Pleeae Be.
"But the moths have got into the
gown," she protested.
The manager of the costume-storage
department shrugged his shoul
ders. "What would you have? he asked.
"The open-work fabrics are all the
rage sow." Chicago Post.
A Deep, Dark Mywterr.
"There la something very mysteri
ous about thia burglary." said the de
tective. "None of the family heard
a sound, although the house- was thor
oughly equipped with an oM-fash-looed
rocking, chair in every room!"
- "Tea, It's true," boasted CoL Bragg
"Tve been la innumerable engage
ment, and yet I never lost my head."
' "And I've been in hundreds oi
them," replied the 'aammer girl, "anl
never lost my heart." Philadelphia
Preaa. !x
lmdooer She is one osVldQ most
popular aetrtsaea, isn't abV .
American Oh. yes. Why, she has
had s race horse, a cigar and a tooth
powder named after her. Town Top-
Medics vs O. A. C
The second football game of
the season will be played on the
local gridiron Siturday afternoon
at - x o'clock. Tne Portland
Medics are the toughest proposi
tion of all the season's games.
Not only do they have the
heaviest team, but it contains
three well-known stars, Ross
who played guard, on Multno
mah last year. Cook who vs
also a member of the same, team:
and Thayer, Capt. of the ij.
of O. team last year. Corvallis
people are expected to turn out
and assist the boys with the
necessary enthusiasm. This is
sure to be the greatest game of
the season and if our boys win
the championship will already
be in sight.
Apportionment of School Funds.
The semi-annual apportionment of
school funds for the various school dis
tricts, of Benton county fs as follows : .
Dist No 1 137 42
2......
3
4......
5
6......
7......
8
9......
10
11 ,
67 44
146 72
131 84
114 52
105 80
77 32
137 04
1583 70
71 74
98 36
12....:. 135 62
13 131 26
14..., ." 103 86
15....... 110 80
16 77 32
17 525. 00
18 77 32
19.................... 120 68
20 1516
21.... 90 92
22.. . .100 22
23. ....i 21810
24..... 79 18
25 182 76
48... .......... 126 26
27..'.. . 107 16
28.... 13 36
29 .... 90 34
31.........., 92 20
32;........;:. 8101
36..,.......... 136 84
41..... 11138
' 42 136 84
43 193 22
45........ 103 36
46 13 36
48 116 38
49. 83 48
50 9406
51 81 04
59 105 22
62. 92 20
69 10 93
72 112 16
74 136 84
79 87 20
81... 47 96
83... 86 62
85.. 81 04
93...: 134 98
94 90 34
95 81 04
86 103 94
97 120 11
5 Joint, 48 87
DOCTOR SANBURN
-White Medicine Chief-The
Kin of Cures.
I am now in your town introducing mv
wonderful arts of healing now before the
pnblic.
Don't fail to come and have your dis
eases told, and be cured if yon wish.
Remember, I tell your diseases without
asking a question Or a touch of the hand.
I have two arts of healing. I heal with
Magnetic Power and with Roots, Herbs,
Barks 'and Berries. Ccme one and all
I will tell everybody their diseases.
Please bear in mind that X am the only
man who manufactures these remedies
this side of Paris, as there isl where I
learned these Arts of Healing, and shall.
in the future pot certain kinds of medi
cine in yoor drag stores tor the benefit of
the public
My office and laboratory are at 1982
Hurst 8treet, University Park, Portland,
Oregon. f.
Office in Corvallis, at Mrs. Clark's,
southwett'fcorner of Third aad Adams
St., on Woci west of R. M. Wade &
Co. 'a hardware store. .
WiH jremala in CorvallU till October
10, and return every other month in the
future.
CrasttitattoFrco at Aay Time
Into each breast seme rain moat fall. .
Into each heart some sorrow;
But comfort will come, dear friends, to
us all. ,
For after to-day Is to-morrow.
-Detroit Free Press.
I . Bow Be Cared Him. .
"I suffer dreadfully from insom
nia, doctor, said the patient.
"Indeed 1" replied . the ohvsieian:
Veil soon correct that.
And he did, for this particular phy
sician waa able to procure for his pa
tient a situation as night watchman.
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
' Titer Modest 'Mala. ' v,,t,.,
He (enthusiastically)! love every
thing that is grand, beautiful, poetie
and lovely. I love the peerless, the
serene and the perfect in life.' k " -
She How you must love me, dar
ling; why did you not propose before?
Tit-Bits. f
The Woaaers of Proarreea.
"Some of those mind' readers must
be wonderful."
They are. They claim that they
can see a woman changiiur her mind."
Brooklyn Life.
The Tlewaolat.
In some things," observed the stu
dent of human nature, "how striking
ly men resemble hogs!"
In most things," responded the
cynic, "how strikingly hogs resemble
men!" Chicago Tribune.
Bom.
First Microbe It's too bad the
women have stopped wearing these
A 'I .
xramng aresses.
second Microbe Yes; but never
mind. We'll come into fashion umin.
Brooklyn Life.
BlaTerent Altogether
"Kitty, I can't stand your extrav
agance at school; $15 a month for
candy.
"But, pa, I don't pay for it; I have
the bill sent to you." Indianapolis
Journal. ,
Mean Thing?.
Maud Some impudent fellow kissed
me by mistake.
Mabel When?
Maud After dark last night.
Mabel I thought so. - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Condensed.
Mrs. Housely Say, milkman, when 1
want condensed milk I'll let you know.
Milkman Condensed?
Mrs. Housely Yea. This pint and a
half for a quart has got to stop. Syra
cuse Aeraio.
So Unbiased.
Critic Although my review is se
vere, I trust you -do not attribute it to
malice.
Author Not at all. I ascribe its ton e
to your ignorance of the subiect
handled. Town Topics.
1
Contradicted.
"Americans lack the power of re
pose." "Oh, that is too sweeping. I know
plenty of Americans who haven't any
thing else." Detroit Free Press.
Bxaaraerattea.
Hicks Billson telle me that he is a
century rider.
Wick: Yes! It would take him a cen
tury to ride a hundred miles. Louis
ville Journal.
Reaeoaable Objection.
She And why do you object to wom
sn. voting ?
He Because I believe in a secret baK
Vt. Yonkers Statesman.
X Cold Kna-a?emea. m
"Well, I've caught that Boston girl.
Then: you've eaug-ht a cold." Town
Topics.
eC the Henexoon.
"What did you ever see in me to'in
duoe you to marry me?" she asked.
"Nothing," he replied.
"What!" she cried, indignantly.
"Oh, it isn't your fault," he replied
soothingly. "I evidently had visions,
and I ought to have consulted an ocu
list at the time." Chicago Post. -
Dear Little Thin.
Miss Pepprey Still dreaming of
Miss Buddilipz, eh?
Cholly Aw, yes. That wosy mouth
of here! It filla my mind to the ex
clusion of all else. '
Miss Pepprey What a delicate
compliment! But is it really so small
as that? Philadelphia Press.
Know All Aboet It.
"He claims to be very systematic
says he's as regular as a clock."
"Heia."
,"You know him, then?"
"Yes, I know him, and I also know
something about clocks. . He's as reg
ular as one of those 90-cent alarm
clocks." Chicago Poat.
The Kezt Day.
Jack Who is that fine-looking girl
that just bowed to you? j
Tom (gloomily) Oh, she's my sis-'
ter. I
Jack Why, old chap, ! wasn't aware
that you had a-sister.
Tom I didnt know it myself until
last nigh. Chicago Daily News.
Believed la the Theagy.
Mrs. Bacon Do you believe the
swoa shining on a person will make
Mm silly?
Mr. Bacon I guess so; yon know I
proposed to you an the moonlight.
Mar. Toasters Statesmaa.
see pllsaee
To be a bis p
Was what he desired,
4o Srst he cot loeded
ad the he was Sred.
I "
Taady (to applicant for place) Mrs.
mighty doesn't g-ive yon a very good
character; in fact, she saya you lis
ten at keyholes. Well, I'm willing- to
overlook that, aad eng-age you on one
condition.
Applicant What ia that, 'm?
Lady That you tell me every single
thia; you overheard at Mrs. Flighty's.
Ally Sloper. ,
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AeetatJePrcparatianforAs-
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Promotes DigestioitCtieerfur
nessantiRestContains neither
Opium.Moipiune nor1ioeraL
KotTIarcotIc.
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A perfect Remedy forConstipa
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Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
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Facsimile Signature of
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EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
Mi
Drypowder Fire Extinguisher
It is a tin tube containing 3 lbs. of
a dry powder, like sand. Throw a small
handful on a fire, and it puts it out in
wo Beconds.
It is the cheapest thing in the. way of
Fire Insurance ever invented. Call and
see one at the Corvallis Gaeettk office.
BLAGItLEDGE
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i
Springs Mattresses Chairs
Musical Instruments
Wall Paper Shades
South Main Street , Corvallis
Philomath Meat Market
V
All kinds of Fresh Meats, Ham, Lard, etc., always on hand.
S. W. Gibbon, Philomath.
gor -oallis ice mi erR$.
Willi deliver ice every day from 7 to 11 o'clock.
Small orders must be in by 8 o'clock
Benton County Lumber Company,
MANUFACTUKSBS OF
AU kinds of Fir Lumber
Dealers la Shingles, Mouldings, Doors and Windows. Special at
tentiou girea bills in car-load lets.
is known everywhere
and richnesa A trial
J. H. DORSEY-
m
For Infants and Children
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears
Signature
of
in
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
WTI
the . t
lyJlnil
vm eaavau easmurr. new torn errv.
'WnnlHn't mn Tna crlari if vnn vn11 ml
a responsible Fire Insurance Company
to insure yoor buildings for $3.00 per
year? That is just what you do when.
you buy one of those handy fire fighters
adopted by the TJ. S. Governnient'andi
Standard Oil Co., and known as.
Sewing Machines Go-Carts
Bamboo Furniture
Bedroom Suites
Sideboards iRockers Tables
FURNITURE
for pnrity, flavor
will convince van
Mi
JLlsea Dairy Co.