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About Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 30, 1904)
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS cents' for three Five lines, or less, 25 insertions, or 50 cents per month. WANTED HIGHEST CASH PRICE PAID FOR all kiuds of Poultry also dressed Pork. Smith & Boulden. Corvallis, Oregon, next to Gazette office. WANTED: A SINGLE FURNISHED or nnfnrrihlied room, centrallv located, for liebt bciisekteping. Inquire at the GazetiE office WIFE WANTED- A GOOD-LOOKING man of 28, in business, who lived in this county, 'till 14. wants to marry a girl of 20 to 30. Address,. W. B. Chapmann. 5lt Commercial Street, San Fiancisco. FOR SALE GREAT BARGAINS CLOSING OUT sale of Pianos at factory prices. Qall at once. M. Goodnough. TWO REGISTERED OXFORD DOWN Rams and four half-breeds. Peter Whitaker. REGISTFRED POLAND CHINA PIGS for sale. Grade Poland China Pis let out on the shares or for pale. M. S. Woodcock, or enquire of T. J. Thorp on the farm, Corvallie, Oregon. FRESH JERSEY MILCH COWS FOR sale. Inquire of Clyde Beach, one mile east of Corvallis, or at this office. SOME CHOICE YOUNG CALVES, dairy stork, thoroughbred jerseys and short born grades. Walter K. Taylor, cne mile north of town. DRYPOWDER FIRE EXTINGUISHERS. at the GAZETTE OFFICE LOST. ENDGATE TO AUTOMOBILE, SOME wbeie on Adams or Madison street. Suitable reward for its return ,to J. K. Berry's bicycle shop. FOR RENT. FOR RENT GOOD UPRIGHT PIANO, M. A. Goodnough. EXPRESSMEN. JOHN W. LENGER. EXPRESSMAN. stand opposite postoffice. Prompt and safe dehverv. Residence phone 306 Office phone 483, Corvallis. Hay for sale by the bale or ton. ON AND AFTER SEPT 10, THE CITY Delivery Co. will not deliver Feed of any kind on Saturdays. By agreement with the merchants. Robineon & Birrell, Prots. THE CITY DRAY COMPANY'S Headquarters will be at Millner& Will sher's store on and after Sept. 1, where orders will betaken and proinptrvnlled Henkle & Robinson, Prors. STAGE LINE. ALSEA STAGE. MY STAGE MAKES connection with all trains on the C. & E. R. R. at Philomath. All persons wishing to go or return from Alsea and points west can be accomodated at any time. Fare to Alsea $1,0 J Round trip same day $2.00 M. S. Rickabd. LIVESTOCK P.- A. KLINE, LIVE STOCK AUC TIONEER, Corvallis, Oregon, Office at Huston's hardware store. P. O. ad dress Box 11. Pays highest prices for all kinds of livestock. - Twenty year's experience, baustaction guaranteed PHYSICIANS B. A. OATHEY. M. D., PHYSICIAN . and Surgeon. Kooms 14, Bank Build tag. Office Hours : 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 p.m. Residence : cor. 5th and Ad ams 6ta. Telephone at office and res idence. Corvallis. Oregon C II. KEWTH, M. D., PHYSICIAN and Surgeon, Office and Residence, on aiain sireei, rniiomatn, Oregon. DBS. W. H. A MAUD B. HOLT. Osteopathic Physicians. Residence 2nd door north of electric light plant. Phone 653. DENTISTS E. II. TAYLOR, DENTIST. PAIN leBS extraction. Zierolf building. Opp. Poet Office, Corvallie, Oregon. ATTORNEYS E. R. BRYSON ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office in Post Office Building, Corval lis, Oregon. JOSEPH II. WILSON. ATTORNEY-at-Law. Notary, Titles, Conveyanc ing. Practice in all State and Federal Courts. Office in Burnett Building. w. o. w. MARYS PEAK CAMP. No. 126, W. O. W., meets second, and Fourth Fridays, in Woodmen Hall. G. W. Fuller, C. O. J. L. Underwood, Clerk. Worth It AIL ' "Yes; we pay that girl six dollars a ' week, but she's worth every cent of it," j said the experienced housekeeper. "Six dollars! " cried the novice. "Why, t you can get as good as you want for $4 or $4.50." "Oh, I don't know," returned the ex perienced .housekeeper. ;"I . think this one saves me-more than the " excess. She's been flirting with the plumber all winter, and now she's just beginning to smile on .the iceiuan.'V-hicago Post. ArKntnff bjr -AnaJotry. ' Teacher Who can tell me what use ful article we: get ; from the whale? Johnny? . Scholar Whalebone. Teacher Right! Now, what little boy or girl knows, what we get from the seal?. Tommy?' Scholar Sealing 'I wax. Harlem Life. . . - A Difficult Asa lg-nment. . EditorWhat's all this stuff? ' Reporter That, sir, is. a report of the proceedings of the woman suffrage meeting last night. Editor But I can't make head or tail of it. " Reporter Neither could I. They were all talking at once. N. Y. Jour nal. .' . - Unavailing-. - Aunt Chloe Didn't I dun toleyer, Ru f us, dat I'd whop yer ef yer went black- berrym 7 Rufus Don't whop me, mammy; mah pants am full ob briers an' yo'Il hurt yo' hand. Aunt Chloe T'ank yer, son; I'll jess use mah slipper. Judge. The Critic' Dilemma. Editor Didn't I tell you to roast that play that Fitzslugger, the slugger, is starring in? Critic Yes, sir, but Editor But what ?. Critic Mr. Fitzslugger requested me to praise it. N. Y. Journal. That Burden Ag-aln. "Well, I see you've taken up the.white lrian's burden." "What do you mean?" "Wasn't that your wife's mother's trunk that was carried into your flat yesterday?" Chicago Daily News. Not So Very Strange. Mrs. Minks Isn't it queer that such a little bit of a country as""England can rule such a vast amount of territory? Mr. Minks Well, I don't know. You're not very big yourself , my dear. Tit-Bits. " ... Surel "You will forget me, won't you, dear ?" Bhe pleaded by way of softening the 'harshness of her refusal. "Sure thing!" said he, "you know I'd do anything to please you." Detroit Free Press. Sod Case. "Emeline has the blues again." "What's the matter now?" "Well she had to spend the 65 cents She had saved towards going abroad." Detroit Free Press. Quite the Contrary. Judge Did you kno&k this man down Prisoner No, judge, I didn't; I tried to hold him up. Yonkers States man. Bryant Revised. The melancholy days are come The saddest ever yet. When we put ourovercoats In hock Our sunjmer suits to get. N. T. Journal. MERELY A SUGGESTION. Cholly Softly Aw, there's aw j bweastly, wude, impudent man staring at me all the time. Miss Brown Why don't you call the guard and have him put off? I would if he tried to flirt with me. Harlem Life. Haa the Twltlni Helped.? The twisting we've given the lion's tall Haa It to do or not, -With that member taking- its present form I The form of a true-lover's knot? Puck. - A Peachy Complexloif. Mr. De Bullion What a peachy com plexion Miss Prettie has. Miss Beautie (a rival belle) Yes, isn't it awful? Just full of fuzz. N. Y. .Weekly. Doabtfol. He I'm sorry,' Maria! She What'a the good of bein sorry after spilin' the clean floor with yer iirty feet? . He Well, I dunno, Maria. I donH s'pose you could jaw m any more if I wasn't sorry. Puck. For Personal TJae. ' Some time ago at a council meet ing one of the' members rose solemn ly and said: "Gentlemen, we have been sending out lunatics to S asylum "for a long time now, and it has cost us a great sum of money; but I am glad to be able to make the statement that we have now bunt an asylum for ourselves." And he turned, wondering at the sounds of merriment that broke out all round him. Tit-Bits. 1 HEALTH "I dont think we could keep boose without Thedford's Black Dranght. We have used it in the family for over two years with the best of results.- I have not had a doctor in the house for that length of time. It is a doctor in itself and always ready to make a person well and happy.'' JAMES HALL. Jack- UVUM, All. Because this great medicine relieves stomach pains, frees the : constipated boweis and invigor- ates the torpid liver and weak-' , ened kidneys f ' ; Mo Doctor is necessary in the home where Thedford's Black-Draught is kept. Families living in the country, miles from any physi- : cian, have been kept in health for years with this medicine as geur only doctor. Thedford's V Black - Draught cures bilious ness, dyspepsia, colds, chills and fever bad blood, headaches, diarrhoea, constipation, colio and almost every other ailment because the stomach, bowels liver and kidneys so nearlv con- 4- 1 4-1 1 rf J THEDFORD'S EXCURSIONS TO SHOWS Will Be Run on C. & E. When Ringling Exhibits in Albany. The big Ringling shows and circus will be in Albany September!, and on this occasion excursion trains will be run on the Corvallis & Eastern railroad from both ends' of the line, at a fare for the round tripjnot to exceed $1. Two special trains will both arrive in. Albany before the street parade, (which will be held at 10 a. m. on Thursday, r September 1. The train from Yaquina will leave that place at 5 ;15 a, m. arriving at Albany at 9 :35 ; the one from Detroit will leave that place at 6.25, arriving in Albany at 9:25 a.m., giving the passengers ample time to see the parade. Both trains will leave the Albany station lor the return trip at 6 p. m., thus giving ample time to visit the big Ringling shows for the afternoon performance. REDUCED EXCURSION RATES. From S P and CSE Points to Seaside and Mountain Resorts for the Summer. On and after June 1, 1904, the South ern Pacific in connection with the Corval lis & Eastern railroad, will have on sale round trip tickets from points along their line to Newport, Yaquina and Detroit at greatlv reduced rates, good for return un til October 10, 1904. Three-day tickets to Newport and Ya quina, good going Saturday and return ing Mondays are also on sale from all East Side points, Portland to Eugene in clusive, and from all West Side points, enabling people to visit their families and spend Sunday at the Seaside. : Season tickets from all East Side points, Portland to Eugene inclusive, and from all West Side, points, are also on .sale to Detroit atyery low rates. F,ith stop-over privileges at Mil City or any. point East, enabling tourists to visit the, Saotiam and Breitenbush hot springs in the '.Cas cade mountains which can be reached in one day. : " - ' Season tickets will be !good for return rom all points nntil October 10. Three- day tickets will be good going on Satur days and returning Mondays only. Tickets from Portland and vicinity will be good for return via the East or West Side at option ot passenger. Tickets from En- gene and vicinity will be good going via the Lebanon-Springfield branch if desir ed. Baggage on Newport tickets checked through to Newport ; on Yaquina tickets to Yaquina only. Southern Pacific trains connect with the C. & E. at Albany and Corvallis for Yaquina and Newport. Trains on the C. & E. for Detroit will leave Albany at 7 a. m., enabling tourists to the hot springs to reach there the same day. Full information as to rates with beau tifully illustrated booklet of Yaquina bay and vicinity, timetables, etc., can be ob tained on application to Edwin Stone, nanagerO.& E. railroad, Albany; W. E. Coman, G. P. A., Southern Pacific company, Portland, or any S. P. or C. & E. agent. Kate from Corvallis to Newport $3.75. Rate from Corvallis to Yaquina $3.25. Jlate from Corvallis to Detroit $3.25. Three-day rate from Corvallis to New port $2.50. How About your Summer cation. Va- Newport, on Yaquina Bay, is the ideal summer resort of the North Pacific Coast. Round trip tickets at greatly reduced rates on sale from all Southern Pacific points in Oregon, on and after June 1st. Ask Agents for further information and a handsomely illustrated souvenir booklet, or write to Edwin Stone, Manager C. & E. R. R. Albany, Ore., or W. E. Co man, G. P. A-, S. P. Co., Portland QUCKv, iDitAOiHIT "Ssskea Sarkastilt." "Why does Hon. Yellan Shoute al ways wind up his addresses by stating that all he is and all that he has and all that he hopes to be he owes to his dear wife, whose ennobling and inspiring influence, and so forth.and so on, etcet era?" inquired the gentleman who had occupied a front seat. ."Well," replied, the individual who had sat in the gallery, "he has to go home to eat, you know." Baltimore American. - A Give Away. - "Speaking of ghosts," remarked the girl with the pompadour, "a cat's eyes shine so in the dark they startle one at times." "I should say so!" thoughtlessly ac quiesced the girl with the Mary Man nering curl, "our cat got in the parlor last night while Charlie Squeesicks was calling and when we saw its eyes we thought it was my little brother!" Brooklyn Eagle. . - Never Touched II In. "I don't know why it is that some of the younger fellows can't get along in this business," said the old-time life insurance, solicitor. "Now, in my day, I have seen a great deal of the busi ness, and have no complaint to make. ' I have been fired out . of offices, run down stairs into streets, and have been ' ejected from buildings, but never yet j have I been insulted." N. Y. Times, i Cut Up. ;' "Doesn't your old barber shave you any more?" "No, he's entirely too musical." "Whistled while he worked, eh?" ! "O! no, but wfcile he was shaving me the other day a street piano outside began playing a rag-time tune, and he i kept time to it with hisrazor." Phila- ; delphia Press. ". The Other View. "It seems to me," said the lady with ' a severe glance, "that the newspapers print some dreadful things." j "Yes," answered the reporter; "it j often makes me sad to think that peo- j pLe insist oni doing shocking things" and compelling us to write about them." Washington Star. Exception. "I feel so depressed when it rains hard," said Mrs. Snagg; "but, then, I suppose that is the .rule." "There are exceptions," said her husband. "Are there?" "Yes; umbrellas are raised." N. Y: World. Getting; Serlona. Mr. Youngpa (two a, m. at the 'phone) Hello, doctor! Can you come down and see the baby right away? Doctor What seems to be the trou ble? Mr. Youngpa I I'm not sure, but I think" he has insomnia. Chicago Daily News. Self Approval. "Young man," said the serious per son, "don't you realize that the love of money is the root of all evil?" "Well," answered the spendthrift, "you don't see me hanging onto money as if I loved it, do you?" Washington Star. " Tethered by Fate. "They say young Folley has been wandering in his mind lately," said one man to another. "Well," was the heartless reply, "trom what I've seen and heard of him he's safe enough; he can't wander verv far." Tit-Bits. The Ooaieleatlvai Dalr. -Indignant FemaJe That lamp you sold me exploded, and burned down the house. . . Dealers-Well, mum, I'll give you a .new one. ' ' "A new house?" "A new lamp." N. Y. Weekly. - - - -r ' , ' i - ,,! JHTjiT. t ?Tou are a brick ! " I,d i aver, 4 To Daphne, by my !d. : "Jk. iort of pressed ttriek, as Jt were,' She roug-uishly replied. .rFuck. aoin TO KMP DOWIf. Duck Great Scott! What are you doing with that knot in your neck? Crane O, I have just swallowed three eels. Chicago-Tribune. - True Goodness. 'Tls not the man who's truly g-ood, Whose maxims loud and oft are heard. But he who splits the furnace wood And never says a hasty word. Washington. Star. "The Only Theory. Housekeeper I think you charge a perfectly awful price for salt pork. Dealer It's worth it, mum. ' Housekeeper It is, eh? Then you must have bought the salt at a drug store. N. Y. Weekly. More Than That. Lena I know I'm nothing but skin and bone. Fatima (her dearect friend) You're unjust to yourself, dear. There's a whole lot of grisrtle about you. Chi cago Tribune. Perfectly Safe. Giles Do you think he will commit suicide on- her account? Merritt No. He's so selfish.' he wouldn't put himself out of the, Tay; for anyone. Harlem Life. ' The Kind You Have Always . in use for over 30 years, m and TZf'2., sonal All Counterfeits, Imitations and Jnst-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle -with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiments. , What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Irops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation, and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend, 'GENUINE . QASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the The KM You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. the ecnraun eoanuir, tt Hancock Disc Plows Osborne's Disc Harrows and Superior Drills 0HLING S 405 West lBt street, BLACKLEDGE Springs Mattresses Chairs Musical .Instruments Wall Paper Shades .1 South Main Street . Corvallis S w DTTu I hereby extend to my old friends and customers a cordial invitation to call. and see .me in my new stand. A new and attractive line of fine woolens just received. Pressing and repairing neatly done. Prices to suit. Give us a call. OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE. Philomath Meat Market All kinds of Fresh Meats, Hans Lard, etc., always on hand. S. W. Gibbon, Philomath. The Smart Set A MAGAZINE OF CLEVERNESS. Magazines should have a well-defined purpose. Genuine entertainment, amusement and mental recreation are the motives of The Smabt Set, the MOST SUCCESSFUL OFf MAGAZINES Its novels (a complete one in each number) are by the most brilliant authors of of both hemispheres. - Itr short stories are matchless clean and full of human interest. Its poetry covering the entire field of verse pathos, love.humor, tenderness is by the most popular poets, men and women, of the day. Its jokes, witticisms, sketches, etc, are admittedly the most mirth-provoking. 160 PAGES DELIGHTFUL READING No pages are wasted on cheap illustrations, edtorial vaporinga or wearying es says and idle discussions. -.:-.- Every page will interest, charm and refresh you. Subscribe now $2.50 per year. Remit in cheque, P. O. or Express order, or registered letter to THE SMART SET. 462 FlftH Avenue. New York. SAMPLE COPIES SENT FREE ON APPLICATION. Bought, and which has been. has borne the sismatnre of has been made under his ierw supervision since its infancy. Signature of diurrav street, new voim cmr. ARE GOOD ASSISTANTS FOR YOUR FALL CROPS. HULBURT, AGENTS ALBANY, OREGON. Sewing Machines Go-Carts Bamboo Furniture Bedroom Suites Sideboards Rockers Tables F1ME
