CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
cents' for three
Five lines, or less, 25
insertions, or 50 cents per month.
WANTED
HIGHEST CASH PRICE PAID FOR
all kiuds of Poultry also dressed Pork.
Smith & Boulden. Corvallis, Oregon,
next to Gazette office.
WANTED: A SINGLE FURNISHED
or nnfnrrihlied room, centrallv located,
for liebt bciisekteping. Inquire at the
GazetiE office
WIFE WANTED- A GOOD-LOOKING
man of 28, in business, who lived in
this county, 'till 14. wants to marry a
girl of 20 to 30. Address,. W. B.
Chapmann. 5lt Commercial Street,
San Fiancisco.
FOR SALE
GREAT BARGAINS CLOSING OUT
sale of Pianos at factory prices. Qall
at once. M. Goodnough.
TWO REGISTERED OXFORD DOWN
Rams and four half-breeds. Peter
Whitaker.
REGISTFRED POLAND CHINA PIGS
for sale. Grade Poland China Pis
let out on the shares or for pale. M. S.
Woodcock, or enquire of T. J. Thorp on
the farm, Corvallie, Oregon.
FRESH JERSEY MILCH COWS FOR
sale. Inquire of Clyde Beach, one
mile east of Corvallis, or at this office.
SOME CHOICE YOUNG CALVES,
dairy stork, thoroughbred jerseys and
short born grades. Walter K. Taylor,
cne mile north of town.
DRYPOWDER
FIRE
EXTINGUISHERS.
at the GAZETTE OFFICE
LOST.
ENDGATE TO AUTOMOBILE, SOME
wbeie on Adams or Madison street.
Suitable reward for its return ,to J. K.
Berry's bicycle shop.
FOR RENT.
FOR RENT GOOD UPRIGHT PIANO,
M. A. Goodnough.
EXPRESSMEN.
JOHN W. LENGER. EXPRESSMAN.
stand opposite postoffice. Prompt and
safe dehverv. Residence phone 306
Office phone 483, Corvallis. Hay for
sale by the bale or ton.
ON AND AFTER SEPT 10, THE CITY
Delivery Co. will not deliver Feed of
any kind on Saturdays. By agreement
with the merchants.
Robineon & Birrell, Prots.
THE CITY DRAY COMPANY'S
Headquarters will be at Millner& Will
sher's store on and after Sept. 1, where
orders will betaken and proinptrvnlled
Henkle & Robinson, Prors.
STAGE LINE.
ALSEA STAGE. MY STAGE MAKES
connection with all trains on the C. &
E. R. R. at Philomath. All persons
wishing to go or return from Alsea and
points west can be accomodated at any
time. Fare to Alsea $1,0 J Round trip
same day $2.00
M. S. Rickabd.
LIVESTOCK
P.- A. KLINE, LIVE STOCK AUC
TIONEER, Corvallis, Oregon, Office
at Huston's hardware store. P. O. ad
dress Box 11. Pays highest prices for
all kinds of livestock. - Twenty year's
experience, baustaction guaranteed
PHYSICIANS
B. A. OATHEY. M. D., PHYSICIAN
. and Surgeon. Kooms 14, Bank Build
tag. Office Hours : 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to
4 p.m. Residence : cor. 5th and Ad
ams 6ta. Telephone at office and res
idence. Corvallis. Oregon
C II. KEWTH, M. D., PHYSICIAN
and Surgeon, Office and Residence, on
aiain sireei, rniiomatn, Oregon.
DBS. W. H. A MAUD B. HOLT.
Osteopathic Physicians. Residence
2nd door north of electric light plant.
Phone 653.
DENTISTS
E. II. TAYLOR, DENTIST. PAIN
leBS extraction. Zierolf building.
Opp. Poet Office, Corvallie, Oregon.
ATTORNEYS
E. R. BRYSON ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office in Post Office Building, Corval
lis, Oregon.
JOSEPH II. WILSON. ATTORNEY-at-Law.
Notary, Titles, Conveyanc
ing. Practice in all State and Federal
Courts. Office in Burnett Building.
w. o. w.
MARYS PEAK CAMP. No. 126, W. O.
W., meets second, and Fourth Fridays,
in Woodmen Hall.
G. W. Fuller, C. O.
J. L. Underwood, Clerk.
Worth It AIL
' "Yes; we pay that girl six dollars a
' week, but she's worth every cent of it,"
j said the experienced housekeeper.
"Six dollars! " cried the novice. "Why,
t
you can get as good as you want for
$4 or $4.50."
"Oh, I don't know," returned the ex
perienced .housekeeper. ;"I . think this
one saves me-more than the " excess.
She's been flirting with the plumber all
winter, and now she's just beginning to
smile on .the iceiuan.'V-hicago Post.
ArKntnff bjr -AnaJotry. '
Teacher Who can tell me what use
ful article we: get ; from the whale?
Johnny? .
Scholar Whalebone.
Teacher Right! Now, what little boy
or girl knows, what we get from the
seal?. Tommy?'
Scholar Sealing 'I wax. Harlem
Life. . . -
A Difficult Asa lg-nment. .
EditorWhat's all this stuff? '
Reporter That, sir, is. a report of
the proceedings of the woman suffrage
meeting last night.
Editor But I can't make head or
tail of it. "
Reporter Neither could I. They
were all talking at once. N. Y. Jour
nal. .' . -
Unavailing-. -
Aunt Chloe Didn't I dun toleyer, Ru
f us, dat I'd whop yer ef yer went black-
berrym 7
Rufus Don't whop me, mammy;
mah pants am full ob briers an' yo'Il
hurt yo' hand.
Aunt Chloe T'ank yer, son; I'll jess
use mah slipper. Judge.
The Critic' Dilemma.
Editor Didn't I tell you to roast that
play that Fitzslugger, the slugger, is
starring in?
Critic Yes, sir, but
Editor But what ?.
Critic Mr. Fitzslugger requested me
to praise it. N. Y. Journal.
That Burden Ag-aln.
"Well, I see you've taken up the.white
lrian's burden."
"What do you mean?"
"Wasn't that your wife's mother's
trunk that was carried into your flat
yesterday?" Chicago Daily News.
Not So Very Strange.
Mrs. Minks Isn't it queer that such
a little bit of a country as""England can
rule such a vast amount of territory?
Mr. Minks Well, I don't know.
You're not very big yourself , my dear.
Tit-Bits. " ...
Surel
"You will forget me, won't you, dear ?"
Bhe pleaded by way of softening the
'harshness of her refusal.
"Sure thing!" said he, "you know I'd
do anything to please you." Detroit
Free Press.
Sod Case.
"Emeline has the blues again."
"What's the matter now?"
"Well she had to spend the 65 cents
She had saved towards going abroad."
Detroit Free Press.
Quite the Contrary.
Judge Did you kno&k this man
down
Prisoner No, judge, I didn't; I
tried to hold him up. Yonkers States
man.
Bryant Revised.
The melancholy days are come
The saddest ever yet.
When we put ourovercoats In hock
Our sunjmer suits to get.
N. T. Journal.
MERELY A SUGGESTION.
Cholly Softly Aw, there's aw j
bweastly, wude, impudent man staring
at me all the time.
Miss Brown Why don't you call the
guard and have him put off? I would
if he tried to flirt with me. Harlem
Life.
Haa the Twltlni Helped.?
The twisting we've given the lion's tall
Haa It to do or not, -With
that member taking- its present form I
The form of a true-lover's knot?
Puck. -
A Peachy Complexloif.
Mr. De Bullion What a peachy com
plexion Miss Prettie has.
Miss Beautie (a rival belle) Yes,
isn't it awful? Just full of fuzz. N. Y.
.Weekly.
Doabtfol.
He I'm sorry,' Maria!
She What'a the good of bein sorry
after spilin' the clean floor with yer
iirty feet?
. He Well, I dunno, Maria. I donH
s'pose you could jaw m any more if I
wasn't sorry. Puck.
For Personal TJae. '
Some time ago at a council meet
ing one of the' members rose solemn
ly and said: "Gentlemen, we have
been sending out lunatics to S
asylum "for a long time now, and it
has cost us a great sum of money;
but I am glad to be able to make
the statement that we have now bunt
an asylum for ourselves." And he
turned, wondering at the sounds of
merriment that broke out all round
him. Tit-Bits.
1
HEALTH
"I dont think we could keep
boose without Thedford's Black
Dranght. We have used it in the
family for over two years with the
best of results.- I have not had a
doctor in the house for that length
of time. It is a doctor in itself and
always ready to make a person well
and happy.'' JAMES HALL. Jack-
UVUM, All.
Because this great medicine
relieves stomach pains, frees the
: constipated boweis and invigor-
ates the torpid liver and weak-'
, ened kidneys f ' ;
Mo Doctor
is necessary in the home where
Thedford's Black-Draught is
kept. Families living in the
country, miles from any physi- :
cian, have been kept in health
for years with this medicine as
geur only doctor. Thedford's V
Black - Draught cures bilious
ness, dyspepsia, colds, chills and
fever bad blood, headaches,
diarrhoea, constipation, colio
and almost every other ailment
because the stomach, bowels
liver and kidneys so nearlv con-
4- 1 4-1 1 rf J
THEDFORD'S
EXCURSIONS TO SHOWS
Will Be Run on C. & E. When
Ringling Exhibits in Albany.
The big Ringling shows and circus will
be in Albany September!, and on this
occasion excursion trains will be run on
the Corvallis & Eastern railroad from
both ends' of the line, at a fare for the
round tripjnot to exceed $1. Two special
trains will both arrive in. Albany before
the street parade, (which will be held at
10 a. m. on Thursday, r September 1.
The train from Yaquina will leave that
place at 5 ;15 a, m. arriving at Albany
at 9 :35 ; the one from Detroit will leave
that place at 6.25, arriving in Albany at
9:25 a.m., giving the passengers ample
time to see the parade. Both trains will
leave the Albany station lor the return
trip at 6 p. m., thus giving ample time
to visit the big Ringling shows for the
afternoon performance.
REDUCED EXCURSION RATES.
From S P and CSE Points to Seaside and
Mountain Resorts for the Summer.
On and after June 1, 1904, the South
ern Pacific in connection with the Corval
lis & Eastern railroad, will have on sale
round trip tickets from points along their
line to Newport, Yaquina and Detroit at
greatlv reduced rates, good for return un
til October 10, 1904.
Three-day tickets to Newport and Ya
quina, good going Saturday and return
ing Mondays are also on sale from all
East Side points, Portland to Eugene in
clusive, and from all West Side points,
enabling people to visit their families and
spend Sunday at the Seaside.
: Season tickets from all East Side points,
Portland to Eugene inclusive, and from
all West Side, points, are also on .sale to
Detroit atyery low rates. F,ith stop-over
privileges at Mil City or any. point East,
enabling tourists to visit the, Saotiam
and Breitenbush hot springs in the '.Cas
cade mountains which can be reached in
one day. : " - '
Season tickets will be !good for return
rom all points nntil October 10. Three-
day tickets will be good going on Satur
days and returning Mondays only. Tickets
from Portland and vicinity will be good
for return via the East or West Side at
option ot passenger. Tickets from En-
gene and vicinity will be good going via
the Lebanon-Springfield branch if desir
ed. Baggage on Newport tickets checked
through to Newport ; on Yaquina tickets
to Yaquina only.
Southern Pacific trains connect with
the C. & E. at Albany and Corvallis for
Yaquina and Newport. Trains on the C.
& E. for Detroit will leave Albany at 7
a. m., enabling tourists to the hot springs
to reach there the same day.
Full information as to rates with beau
tifully illustrated booklet of Yaquina bay
and vicinity, timetables, etc., can be ob
tained on application to Edwin Stone,
nanagerO.& E. railroad, Albany; W.
E. Coman, G. P. A., Southern Pacific
company, Portland, or any S. P. or C. &
E. agent.
Kate from Corvallis to Newport $3.75.
Rate from Corvallis to Yaquina $3.25.
Jlate from Corvallis to Detroit $3.25.
Three-day rate from Corvallis to New
port $2.50.
How About
your Summer
cation.
Va-
Newport, on Yaquina Bay, is the ideal
summer resort of the North Pacific Coast.
Round trip tickets at greatly reduced
rates on sale from all Southern Pacific
points in Oregon, on and after June 1st.
Ask Agents for further information and a
handsomely illustrated souvenir booklet,
or write to Edwin Stone, Manager C. &
E. R. R. Albany, Ore., or W. E. Co
man, G. P. A-, S. P. Co., Portland
QUCKv,
iDitAOiHIT
"Ssskea Sarkastilt."
"Why does Hon. Yellan Shoute al
ways wind up his addresses by stating
that all he is and all that he has and all
that he hopes to be he owes to his dear
wife, whose ennobling and inspiring
influence, and so forth.and so on, etcet
era?" inquired the gentleman who had
occupied a front seat.
."Well," replied, the individual who
had sat in the gallery, "he has to go
home to eat, you know." Baltimore
American.
- A Give Away. -
"Speaking of ghosts," remarked the
girl with the pompadour, "a cat's eyes
shine so in the dark they startle one
at times."
"I should say so!" thoughtlessly ac
quiesced the girl with the Mary Man
nering curl, "our cat got in the parlor
last night while Charlie Squeesicks
was calling and when we saw its eyes
we thought it was my little brother!"
Brooklyn Eagle. .
- Never Touched II In.
"I don't know why it is that some of
the younger fellows can't get along in
this business," said the old-time life
insurance, solicitor. "Now, in my day,
I have seen a great deal of the busi
ness, and have no complaint to make. '
I have been fired out . of offices, run
down stairs into streets, and have been '
ejected from buildings, but never yet j
have I been insulted." N. Y. Times, i
Cut Up. ;'
"Doesn't your old barber shave you
any more?"
"No, he's entirely too musical."
"Whistled while he worked, eh?" !
"O! no, but wfcile he was shaving me
the other day a street piano outside
began playing a rag-time tune, and he i
kept time to it with hisrazor." Phila- ;
delphia Press. ".
The Other View.
"It seems to me," said the lady with '
a severe glance, "that the newspapers
print some dreadful things." j
"Yes," answered the reporter; "it j
often makes me sad to think that peo- j
pLe insist oni doing shocking things" and
compelling us to write about them."
Washington Star.
Exception.
"I feel so depressed when it rains
hard," said Mrs. Snagg; "but, then, I
suppose that is the .rule."
"There are exceptions," said her
husband.
"Are there?"
"Yes; umbrellas are raised." N. Y:
World.
Getting; Serlona.
Mr. Youngpa (two a, m. at the
'phone) Hello, doctor! Can you come
down and see the baby right away?
Doctor What seems to be the trou
ble? Mr. Youngpa I I'm not sure, but
I think" he has insomnia. Chicago
Daily News.
Self Approval.
"Young man," said the serious per
son, "don't you realize that the love
of money is the root of all evil?"
"Well," answered the spendthrift,
"you don't see me hanging onto money
as if I loved it, do you?" Washington
Star. "
Tethered by Fate.
"They say young Folley has been
wandering in his mind lately," said one
man to another.
"Well," was the heartless reply,
"trom what I've seen and heard of him
he's safe enough; he can't wander verv
far." Tit-Bits.
The Ooaieleatlvai Dalr.
-Indignant FemaJe That lamp you
sold me exploded, and burned down
the house.
. . Dealers-Well, mum, I'll give you a
.new one. ' '
"A new house?"
"A new lamp." N. Y. Weekly.
- - - -r ' ,
' i - ,,! JHTjiT. t
?Tou are a brick ! " I,d i aver,
4 To Daphne, by my !d. :
"Jk. iort of pressed ttriek, as Jt were,'
She roug-uishly replied.
.rFuck.
aoin TO KMP DOWIf.
Duck Great Scott! What are you
doing with that knot in your neck?
Crane O, I have just swallowed
three eels. Chicago-Tribune.
- True Goodness.
'Tls not the man who's truly g-ood,
Whose maxims loud and oft are heard.
But he who splits the furnace wood
And never says a hasty word.
Washington. Star.
"The Only Theory.
Housekeeper I think you charge a
perfectly awful price for salt pork.
Dealer It's worth it, mum. '
Housekeeper It is, eh? Then you
must have bought the salt at a drug
store. N. Y. Weekly.
More Than That.
Lena I know I'm nothing but skin
and bone.
Fatima (her dearect friend) You're
unjust to yourself, dear. There's a
whole lot of grisrtle about you. Chi
cago Tribune.
Perfectly Safe.
Giles Do you think he will commit
suicide on- her account?
Merritt No. He's so selfish.' he
wouldn't put himself out of the, Tay;
for anyone. Harlem Life.
'
The Kind You Have Always
. in use for over 30 years,
m and
TZf'2., sonal
All Counterfeits, Imitations and Jnst-as-good" are but
Experiments that trifle -with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiments. ,
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Irops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation,
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend,
'GENUINE . QASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the
The KM You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
the ecnraun eoanuir, tt
Hancock Disc Plows
Osborne's Disc Harrows
and Superior Drills
0HLING S
405 West lBt street,
BLACKLEDGE
Springs Mattresses Chairs
Musical .Instruments
Wall Paper Shades .1
South Main Street . Corvallis
S w
DTTu
I hereby extend to my old friends and customers a cordial
invitation to call. and see .me in my new stand. A new
and attractive line of fine woolens just received. Pressing
and repairing neatly done. Prices to suit. Give us a call.
OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE.
Philomath Meat Market
All kinds of Fresh Meats, Hans Lard, etc., always on hand.
S. W. Gibbon, Philomath.
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