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About Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 26, 1904)
S ft i CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Five lines, or less, 25 cento for three insertions, or 50 cents per month. WANTED GIRL WANTED FOB DINING ROOM at Occidental Hotel. Call at once. HIGHESTOASH PRICE PAID FOR all kinds of Poultry also dressed Pork. Smith & Boulden. Corvallis, Oregon, next to Gazette office. WANTED: A SINGLE FURNISHED or unfurnished room, centrallv located, for liwht hrusekeeping. inquire at the Gazette office WIFE WANTED A GOOD-LOOKING man of 28, in business, who lived in this county 'till 14. wants to marry a girl of 20 to 30. Address, W. B. Cbapmann, 51t Commercial Street, San Fiancisco. " FOR SALE GREAT BARGAINS CLOSING OUT sale of Pianos at factory prices. Call at once. M. Goodnough. TWO REGISTERED OXFORD DOWN Rams and four half-breeds. Peter Whitaker. LARGE 8-ROOM HOUSE; 3 LOTS; plenty of fruit and shade trees ; a splen did home place; fine location. Will be sold at a sacrifice if taken before the first of September. Terms easy. Call Sixth and Van Buren St, Corvallis, Oregon. Mrs. V. Espy. REGISTFRED POLAND CHINA PIGS for sale. Grade Poland China Pigs let out on the shares or for sale. M. S. Woodcock, or enquire of T. J. Thorp on the farm, Corvallis, Oregon. FRESH JERSEY MILCH COWSTOR sale. Inquire of Clyde Beach, one mile east of Corvallis, or at this office. SOME CHOICE YOUNG CALVES, dairy stock, thoroughbred jersevs and short horn shades. Walter K. Taylor, one mile north of town. DRYPOWDER FIRE EXTINGUISHERS. at the GAZETTE OFFICE FOR RENT. FOR RENT GOOD UPRIGHT PIANO. M. A. Goodnough. LOST. A LADIES' DRAB BELT-PURSE, beaded and with chain; contained small sum of money. Lost near post office. Finder please leave at tele phone office and receive leward. EXPRESSMEN. JOHN W. LENGER. EXPRESSMAN, stand opposite postoffice. Prompt and eafa I til i . Residence phone 306. nffipA nhorio 483. Corvallis. Hay for sale by the bale or ton. STAGE LINE. ALSEA STAGE. MY STAGE MAKES connection with all trains on the C, E. R. R. at Philomath. All persons wishing to go or return from Alsea and points west can be accomodated at any time. Fare to Alsea $1,00 Round trip eame day $2.00 M. S. Rickabd. LIVESTOCK P. A. KLINE. LIVE STOCK AUC TIONEER, Corvallis. Oregon, Office at Huston's hardware store. P. O. ad dress Box 11. Pays highest prices for all kinds of livestock. Twenty year's experience. Satisfaction guaranteed PHYSICIANS B. A. OATHEY. M. D.. PHYSICIAN and Surgeon. Rooms 14, Bank Build ing. Office Honrs : 10 to 12 a. m 2 to 4 p.m. Residence : cor. 5th and Ad ams Sts. Telephone at office and res idence. Corvallis. Oregon. a H. NEWTH, M. D., PHYSICIAN and Surgeon, Office and Residence, on Main street, Philomath, Oregon. DRS. W. H. Osteopathic MAUD Physicians. B. HOLT. Residence light plant. 2nd door north of electric Phone 653. DENTISTS E. H. TAYLOR, DENTIST. PATN- lees 'extraction. Zierolf bnildinS. Opp. Post Office, Corvallis, Oregon. ATTORNEYS E. R. BRYSON ATTORNEY AT LAW Office in Post Office Building, Corval lis, Oregon. JOSEPH H. WILSON. ATTORNEY- at-Law. Notary, Titles, Conveyanc ing. Practice in all State and Federal Courts. Office in Burnett Building. W. O. w. MARYS PEAK CAMP. No. 126, W. O. W., meets second and Fourth Fridays, in Woodmen Hall. G. W. Fuller, C. O. J. L. Underwood, Clerk. A WIm Prtwmllw. Jamer What a wonderfally old man De Tanque is for a man who has always been a drunkard. Flamser He is somewhat advanced in years, but the cause of it is plain. Jamser I don't see it. Flamser They're afraid to . admit him to the next world for fear he'll swallow all the spirits. Harlem Life A Slight Objection. "What do yon think of current fic tion?" asked the young- woman who is one of the officers in a literary society "It's all right," answered the young man with the striped shirt. "Only J can't help wishing they'd -get mort imagination into the stories and less in the weather report." Washingtor Star. 4 A Si of the Season. The breath of spring Is In the air, And forth there issues from his lair With brushes and with color pots. The man who makes unsightly blots Upon, the landscape far and near To advertise Van Chump's Root Beer. N. T. Journal. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER. Riffbv It would terrible if had women juries. Nell How so? Rigby They never Punch. would agree. Eccentricities of Rhyme. A lady who learned In the ballet With steps highly graceful to dallet On the show bills was known As Mile. Panfarone; But her true name was Sallet McNallsL -Washington Star. k . - Worklne for Momeyw "Whatl" exclaimed the surprised traveler in Florida; "you want me tc pay three dollars for riding half a milt in your carriage?" "Certainly," replied the native, with eyes wide open; "yer don't think I'm like you other jays down here for my health, do yer?" Yonkers Statesman He Can't SWstet. "NoxtJiside says that he nas no dif ficulty in remembering the Maine,1 said Mr. Gaswell to Mr. Dukane. "His wife helps him." "How so?" "She blows him up every night." Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. A Hew Hewon. Mr. De Club My dear, a great Ger man physician says women require more sleep than men. Mrs. De C Does he ? Mr. De C Yes, my dear um er you'd better not wait up for me to night. N. Y. Weekly. J IMaoovraelms;. Visitor Why is the wif e-murderei weeoine? Guard His female sympathizers got hold of a tale that he was really not guilty of killin' his wife and have quit sendin him bouquets. Judge. A Serlon Case. Young Mother Wake up! Quick! Quick! You must run for the doctor. Young Father Eh? What's the mat" ter? Young Mother Baby has stopped smiling in his sleep. N. Y. Weekly. Th Difference Explained. Mrs. Newlvwed (timidly) Is there any difference, Bridget, between wash inir soda and baking soda? Brideet Sure an' there's a dale of difference. The wan'a the wan ana tne ither's the ither. Brooklyn life. OtutTht to GaeM It. "Tf vou could have just one wish gratified, what would it be?" "Well, since I'm a married man. don't see why you feel called upon te fire that kind of a' question at me. Chicago Daily News Oueht ro Have. Statistics Did you know that we Americans use about five billion cigars a year? Doesticks Haven't one of 'era to spare, have you? N. Y. World. A Valuable Precedent. Tom Why were you so determined to kiss that homely cousin of yours 7 Dick I wanted to establish a prece dent. She has two very pretty sisters, you know. Judge. When He WH Roogh. Penelope Isn't Charles a very smooth article? Patrice Well, he wasn't last night he needed shaving badly. Yonkers Statesman. MnJtlii She It gaged. itc Th(ii Out for Blm is reported that we are en He Weil. I didn't start It. SheNo, but.you caa end it. Town Topics. The TUK BSdnt Heededw She I hear he has more money that! brains. -He Well, he needs it in his business. She What is his business? He Looking for a wife." Puck. iBwtrrtomt'te. Htat. . New Tenant-This flat fa fireproof, isn't it? Old Tenant-Yon. tvffl tUnk so, atte yon have lived here for awhile. Brook lyn Life. be EXCURSIONS TO SHOWS Will Be Run on C. & E. When Ringling Exhibits in Albany. The big Ringling shows and circus will be in Albany September 1, and on this occasion excursion trains will be ran on the Corvallis & Eastern railroad . from both ends of the line, at a fare for the round tripjnot to exceed $1. Two special trains will both arrive in Albany before the' street parade, which will be held at 10 a. m. on Thursday, September 1. The train from Yaquina will leave that place at 5:15 a, m. arriving at Albany at 9 :35 : the one from Detroit will leave that place at 6-25, arriving in Albany at 9:25 a. m., giving the passengers ample time to see the parade. Both trains will leave the Albany station tor the return trip at 6 p. m., thus giving ample time to visit the big Ringling shows for the afternoon performance. REDUCED EXCURSION RATES. From S P and C S B Points to Seaside and Moantaln Resorts for the Summer. On and after June 1, 1904, the South era Pacific in connection with the Corval lis & Eastern railroad, will have on sale round trip tickets from points along their line to Newport, Yaquina and Detroit at greatly reduced rates, good for return un- 1 October 10, 1904. Three-day tickets to Newport and Ya quina,' good going Saturday and return ing Mondays are also on sale from all East Side points, Portland to Eugene in clusive, and from all West Side points, enabling people to visit their families and spend Sunday at the Seaside. Season tickets from all East Side points, Portland to Eugene inclusive, and from all West Side points, are also on sale to Detroit at very low rates, with stopover privileges at Mill City or any point East, enabling tourists to visit the Santiam and Breitenbush hot springs in the Cas cade mountains which can be reached in one day. . Season tickets will be .good for return rom all points until October 10. Three- day tickets will be good going on Satur days and returning Mondays only. Tickets from Portland and vicinity will be good for return via the East or West Side at option of passenger. Ticket? from Eu gene and vicinity will be.good going via the Lebanon-Springfield branch if desir ed. Baggaee on Newport tickets checked through to Newport ; on Yaquina tickets to Yaquina only. Southern Pacific trains connect with the C. & E. at Albany and Corvallis for Yaquina and Newport. Trains on the C. &E. for Detroit will leave Albany at 7 m., enabling tourists to the hot springs to reach there the same day.' Full iuformation as to rates with beau tifully illustrated booklet of Yaquina bay and vicinity, timetables, etc., can be ob tained on application to Edwin Stone, nanagerO. & E. railroad, Albany; W. E. Coman, 6. P. A., Southern Pacific company, Portland, or any S. P. or C. & E. agent. Rate from Corvallis to Newport $3.75. Rate from Corvallis to Yaquina $3 25. Rate from Corvallis to Detroit $3.25. Three-day rate from Corvallis to New port $2.50. How About your Summer Va cation. Newport, on Yaquina Bay, is the ideal summer resort of the North Pacific Coast. Round trip tickets at greatly reduced rates on sale from all Southern Pacific points in Oregon, on and after June lat. Ask Agents for further information and a handsomely illustrated souvenir booklet, ur write to JEdwin stone, Manager u. x E. R. R. Albany, Ore., or W. E. Co- man, G. P. A., S. P. Co., Portland Beautiful Columbia River Folder. The passenger department of the Ore gon Kailroad & .Navigation company has just issued a beautiful and costly panoramic folder entitled "TheColum- oia River, through the Cascades Moun- rains, to tne jracinc ucean. rruin.-vr- . -v-v r 4-h T? A iogton to Portland, and from Portland to the Pacific Ocean, every curve of the river and every point of interest are shown, while Mr. Hood and Mt. Adams nd Mt. St. Helens, perpetually covered with snow stand out in all their beauty. On the back of the map is an interesting itory in detail of the trip from Hunting- tq Portland, and from Portland to the ocean, not overlooking the beaches and the San Francisco trip by ocean. A copy f this folder may be secured by sending four cents in stamps to pay postage to . L- Craig, General passenger Agent of the Oregon Railroad & Navigation Com nanv. Portland. Oregon. By sending the address of some friend in the .bast, and four cents in postage, the folder will be promptly mailed. Real EState Transfers. O&CRRCotoTD Ather to, land in Oregon; $10,050,000. WE Rodgers to T D Carter, cemetery lot; 75. Corvallis Lodge No 14 to W A. Bttchanan, cemetery lot; $10. O & CRRto TC Baker. 80 acres west of Wells; $242.64. S Chipman and wife to C C Chipman, 80 acres 6 miles north west of Corvallis; $1. United States to John h Mar tin patent 158 acres, tp 15 s, r 6 west. , ROADS MUST BE ROADS. Why the Reign of King Mad Should Bo Cut Short Everywhere. There appears to bo a growing im pression to the effect that a road is a place of passage from one point to an other, and that if it is anything short of that, the ones accountable for, its condition may be held responsible for the trouble that may be occasioned by its faultiness. Passengers injured in a railroad ac cident, occasioned by a defective road bed or an imperfect rail, are very sure to sue for damages and to recover lib erally. Anyone injured by a defective side walk can usually make a town or an in dividual pay smartly for it. The spirit of the law seems to be that a railroad must be a railroad and in a condition to properly carry on its work ' in a business-like manner. A sidewalk must be kept in a safe condition for people to walk over it. , Now, what about a road over which persons in vehicles must travel ? Must it be a real road? Oh no! Most any old thing will answer. It differs from a side walk and a railroad. They have to be what they pretend to-be, but a wagon road may be simply a streak of mud or stones or anything else. No one ap- I pears to be responsible for the condi- ' tion of the public road. It is supposed ' to just run wild and look out for itself. ( If "ar.y one is injured or his vehicle , broken, it is the result of his own folly , in presuming to use a road for traveling purposes. But the times change and we are , changed with them. Folks are begin- j ning to apply the same rules to county , "governments they do to city govern- . ments and private corporations. Acci- j dents on public roads and bridges caused by defective conditions of the same have to be paid for by the county. It is just. Good roads are cheapest in the lorg run. The reign of King Mud should be cut short. Good Roods. COST OF MARKETING. Bind Has Added Enough to It to Keep Many Fcfrmers Poor. The fight for reduced freight rates which the farmers, through their repre sentatives, used to wage- so earnest ly and incessantly against the railroad companies, has now been brought near er home. Increased competition among rail road companies, dull times, and much legislation friendly to the farmers, have, diverted the attention of the pub lic from the railroads, many of which are in the hands of receivers, to the farmers, themselves, and the roads they maintain. The cost of the long railroad ship ment to the metropolis has been re duced nearly to the minimum. Atten tion is now being directed to the wagon toad leading to the local market. Here in has lain a hidden enemy to the pros perity of the agricultural classes. The monster, Mud, has added so much to the cost of marketing, and thus, indi rectly, to the cost of production, that thousands of farmers have failed, where, with good roads, they would have been 'happily prosperous. Not that the farmers have found the wrong they wish corrected is very close at hand, and has a vital influence pa their welfare, they should not be slow to correct the evil. Every poor road robs them of profit and the pleasure of living, for amid their surroundings mud-clogged highways mean enforced isolation. The transportation problem has be come simplified. Every man is his own road-maker. Every neighborhood, town and city has its work to do. The proper amcjmt of labor and legislation will correct the wrongs. Good Roads. 7 'sleds for everybody. Homemade Ones Are Just as Good M Those You Buy. Many farmers do not have sleds, thinking the first cost too great for their pocketbook. Ready-made sleds can be bought of implement dealers, but they cost considerable, and are no better than those made at home. Get from the sawmill or lumberyard two 10-foot 2xl4-inch oak boards for run ners, two 2x6-inch boards ten feet long to go on top of the bolsters, one 12-foot 4x10 for bolsters, a 4x4 scantling for a CHEAPLY MADE SLED. Fig. 1. Side view of completed sled. Fig. 3. Sled runner cut from board 2x14 Inches, the runner proper being 7 inches high. Fig 3. General shape of bolster, made from 4x10 stuff. Fig. 4. Sled tongue fitted to th 4x4 crosspiece. 'tongue, and a short 4x4 for the cross piece into which the tongue is fastened ; from the bock lot get two tires from the rear wheel of an old wagon; from. :the hardware store 12 half-inch bolts, and you will -have about all material TLPcessarv. The whole sled can be made at home, with the assistance of the blacksmith in fitting the tires to the runners, and if you are so fortunate as to have a forge you can do this yourself . Fashion, the boards for runners so that the de- ' sired shape is secured. Place them so they will rest about tne miatue oi me horse-path, slightly spread apart at the bottom. It is better to have the sled a little narrow rather than a little wide, for a wide sled is forever getting into ruts and making trouble generally. Paint thoroughly every part, and if the material is good and the sled is care fully protected when, not in use, it will last many years and be a source of great satisfaction. The illustrations make the construction plain. American. Agri culturist. " - From Canada to Mexico. HIcg out wild bells across the snowl King to the newer, better modes; Ring out the mud, ring in Good Roads From Canada to Mexico. Gooa Beads. fuiii) riiiiiiH'ir'itninmltlliiil'''tl"''" 'ii;tiffliiiiiirimMn;'tmittjnui''li' AV&getabte Preparationfor As similating theFood andBeguIa ting the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Dige3tion.Cheerfur ness andRest.Contains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. Tf OX "NARC OTIC . jdve mrouj-swvn.nraati A perfect Remedy forConslipa Tion , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions ,Feverish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature oP NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. Hancock Disc Plows Osborne's Disc Harrows and Superior Drills ARE GOOD ASSISTANTS FOR YOUR FALL CROPS. 0HLING & HUL3URT, AGENTS -405 West 1st street, ALBANY, OREGON. ft V ! ? i Sewing Machines Go-Carts ! . BLACItLEDBE n Sideboards Rockers Tables I ! 4 Springs Mattresses Chairs ! furniture South Main Street , Corvallis . . TAILOR . . I hereby extend to my old friends and customers a cordial invitation to call and see me in my new stand. A new and attractive line of fine woolens juat received. Pressing and repairing neatly done. Prices to suit. Give us a call. E,. O. CRAVEN", OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE. FREE BUS OCCIDENTAL HOTEL H. M. BRUNK, Prop. Lending hotel in Corvallis. Newly furnished with modern convenien ces. Rates $1, $1.25 and $2 per Day. Q Q E Q Q Tor Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years TUB omtMIM MMM MMTCMI OWfc FREE SAMPLE ROOM