Corvallis gazette., June 24, 1904, Page 7, Image 7

The only way to get rid
of pimples and other erup
tions is to cleanse the blood,
improve the digestion, stim
ulate the kidneys, liver and
skin. The medicine to take is
Hood'sSarsaparOla
Which has cored thousands.
For Japanese Soldletv.
Rice and dried fish la the uniform
food of the Japanese army in cam
paigning times. This Is the way in
which the rice is cooked. It la boiled
until quite thick and glutinous. Next
It la placed on a ceramic slab, rolled
out, and cut into squares. The squares
are then placed in the sun to dry and
often turned. When hard as sea bis
cuit and greatly reduced "in weight,
they can be stored.
A certain number are allowed each
day to the soldier. All he has to do is
to' break up a square in boiling water
and to add the dried fish. In a few
minutes be has what seems to him a
delicious thick soup. If be cannot pro
cure boiling water be simply eats his
rice eake dry. In the fruit season he
substitutes fruit, when he can obtain
It, for the fish.
The July Century will be a fiction
number, although the advance an
nouncements give promise of notable
features of interest for serious readers.
Besides further chapters of the serials,
Dr. 8. Weir Mitchell's "The Youth of
Washington" and Jack London's "The
Bea-Wolf," there will be nine short
stories in the number, Miriam Michel
son, author of "In the Bishop's Car
riage," contributing another Madigan
story. There will be stories also by
Margaret Deland, Bertha Bunkle, and
Gouverneur Morris.
Making Him Comfortable.
New Boarder (shivering) This stove
Is too small for this room.
Landlady (kindly) So it is. I'll hava
It moved into a smaller room for you.
For forty vear's Flso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists, .price 25 cents.
The Philosopher.
"Do you see any humor In this
life?"
"Well, comparatively yes. That is,
there Is more humor In it than there
is in getting out of it, so I conclude It
must be a Joke. Though sometimes, I
must confess, I laugh when I really
do not Bee the point." Detroit, Free
Press.
There Is more Catarrh In this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
ana until me last tew years was supposed to oe
tnourable. For a great many years doctors pro
nounced it a local disease, and prescrlbedlocal
remedies, and by constantly failing- to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science baa proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitution al cure on the m arket. It
Is taken Internally in doses from 10 drops to a
leaspooniui. it acts airectiy on tne Diooa ana
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
aunarea aoiiars tor any case it laua to cure.
bend for circulars ana testimonials.
Address, K. J. CHENEY b CO., Toledo, O
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Righteous Indignation.
Mrs. Youngma Oh! I'm so boiling
over with righteous indignation I dou't
know what to do. I'd I'd like to bite
somebody.
Friend Whom?
"Whom? Why, those coarse, brutal,
Inhuman owners of the St. Quiet flats.
They refused to rent to me."
"Everybody knows that they object to
children, my dear."
"Yes, of course but they objected to
mine."
SLEEPING
VOLCANOES
A thin, vapory smoke, lazily ascend
ing from its crater, may be the only vis
ible sign of life in the sleeping volcano ;
but within is a raging sea of fire, molten
rock and sulphurous gases. Those who
make their homes in the peaceful val
leys below know the danger, and though
frequently warned by the rumblings and
ouakings, these signs of impending erup
tion go unheeded. They are living in fancied security ; fwhen the giant
awakes with deafening roars, and they are lost beneath a downpour of
heated rock and scalding ashes. Thousands of blood poison sufferers are.
living upon a sleeping volcano, and are taking desperate chances, for
under the mercury and pot- .
, , tuZ. ,t.ol . Bowling- Green, Ky., Mar. 24, 1902.
ash treatment the external Gentlemen: For over four years I suffered
symtpoms of the disease dis- a"rtly from a- severe case of contagious blood
.. ,? tk-,,.l,,rlrl viV. poiaon. I went to Hot 8pring, staying there four
appear, and the deluded vie- montha at a bi xpense. I then consulted phy
tim IS happy in the belief of aioiana, who prescribed Mercury. Nothing- did
. .... ha AM V MU. . 4 M A. .k a .
a complete cure;
Hiir thA w
out mo v. mi
fires of contagion have only
been smothered in the sys
tem, and as soon as these
minerals are left off will
blaze no acain. Occasional
years
ago.
well.
sores break out in the mouth, a red rash appears on the body, and these
warning symptoms, if not heeded, are soon followed by fearful eruptions,
sores, copper-colored splotches, swollen glands, loss of hair and other
sickening symptoms. Mercury and potash not only fail to cure blood
poison, but cause mercurial Rheumatism, necrosis of the bones, offen
sive ulcers and inflammation of the stomach and bowels. The use of
S. S. S. is never followed by any such bad results. It cures without
the slightest injury to the system. We offer $i, coo for proof that it
contains a mineral of any descrip
on Contagious Blood Poison, with full directions for home treatment.
Mtdictl advice it furnished by our physicians without charge.
JUSSXEFTtPBDiBG GO.. ATlAUTAs GA
Make "Pat" Pbraaba.
Ttie gift of the Irish peasant for
making expressive and humorous
phrases is not by any mtans a fiction
of literature." The' use of "pat"
1 phrases Is natural to him, says Illus
trated Bits.
A clerical traveler in Cavan not
long ago asked a peasant bow far it
was to a certain village, and was an
swered, "Two miles."
"What! Only two miles?" said the
traveler, who bad before traveled the
distance and found It a long road.
"Well, your reverence," answered
the peasant, "it is two miles strong .
and rich, so to sphake."
A somewhat similar story Is told by
one of Lord Zetland'3 party, who were
making inquiries into the condition of
a distressed district. They were cross
ing a lake; a gale was blowing, and
waves were dashing over the boat.
The gentleman referred to had been
assured that an Irish peasant, if treat
ed well, will always agree with what
Is said to him, rather than appear dis
agreeable. It struck the gentleman
that here was a good chance to put
the assertion to proof.
"There is very little wind, Pat," he
said to one of the boatmen.
The answer came through the howl
ing elements:
"Very little, indade, yer honor, but
phwat there is is mighty s throng."
Kind-Hearted,
The tenderest heart may exist in
spite of the roughest exterior. A little
fox terrier had been left outside a Bos
ton store by its owner. Evidently the
dog had not been long in the city, for
it trembled with fright at being out
of the protecting presence of its mas
ter. As it lay crouching in the door
way a huge laborer came along.
Reaching down pityingly, he stroked
the wee animal, speaking a few sooth
ing words at the same time. The re
sult was that the fear in the dog's
heart subsided. It wagged its tail
knowingly and licked the kind-hearted
man's hand. When it was left alone
it sat up bravely, as though feeling
assured that human beings would do
it no harm.
Strong Language.
Fredericksburg, Ind., June 20.-
Rev. Enoch P. Stevens of this place
uses strong language in speaking of
Dodd's Kidney Pills and he gives good
reasons for what he says:
"I can't praise Dodd's Kidney Pills
too much," says Mr. Stevens. "They
have done me to much good. 1 was
troubled with my kidneys so much that
I had to get up two or three times in
the night and sometimes in the day
when starting to the waterhouse the
water wuold come from me-fcefore get
ting there. Two boxes of Dodd's
Kidney Pills cured me entirley.
"I have recommended Dodd's Kid
ney Pills to many people and have
never yet heard of a failure. Dodd'e
Kidney Pills are the things for Kidney
Diseases and Rheumatism.
Dodd's Kidney Pills always cure the
kidneys. Good Kidneys insure pure
blood. Pure blood means good health.
Then He Got Busy.
Tom For the last hour I have been
watching for an opportunity to steal a
kiss.
Bess Indeed! Don't you think it
would be a good idea. for. you to consult
an oculist?
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothlnc
Syrup the best remedy to nse for their children
aurlag tne teetung penoa..
Proof.
First Lawyer But have we proof
that he is really Insane?
Second Lawyer Without question.
Why, the gas man failed to Inspect
his meter one month and he actually
sent for him.
xacfe. iuw btonkjuoub uiu wit. uwn
.i 1 . ji2.i t .j
a friend, who told me that 8. 8. 8. had certainly
eared him. I at once commenced, ita use, and af
ter continuing? It for sometime coid find no trace
of the disease whatever. Thiryraa about two
x can trutnrauy ay x am entirely
D. 1C. SANDEBS.
tion. S. S. S. is an antidote for conta
gious "blood poison, it destroys every
atom of the virus and purifies and
strengthens the blood and builds up the
general health. C
- We will mail free our special book
Dolly Were you pleased when Char
ley proposed? Polly Pleased?
came pretty near giving him our col
lege yell. Puck.
Ned It took me a long time to
.make up my mind If a man who specu
lated in stocks is a fool. Ted How
did you finally determine? Ned I
speculated. Town Topics.
"Sonny," said the good old man,
"I'm surprised that you should tease
that cat in that way." "Why," replied
the bad boy, pausing in bis inhuman
work, "do you know any better way?'
Philadelphia Press.
Mr. Slap What is the secret of Gil
diboy's success Miss Bang Why, he
knew a girl who spends a thousand a
year on dresses. Mr. Slap Ah, I see;
he married her? Miss Bang Oh, no;
he married her dressmaker. Comic
Cuts.
Young Swell I left a letter on my
table when I went out. Where is it?
Valet I -hope you won't mind, sir.
thought it would do nicely for my
sweetheart; so I posted It to her. Your
Christian name is the same as mine!
Tit-Bits.
"What's the matter, little boy?" ask-
edy old Mr. Goodart, "what are you
crying for " "Boo, hoo!" sobbed the
boy. "Boo, hoo!" "Come, come! Don't
mind!. Don't mind!" "Boo, hoo!
didn't, an' that's what I was licked
fur." Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Young Couple (who expect the visit
of a very miserly relative, from whom
they have expectations, are -clearing
the room of every sign of luxury.)
Wife (earnestly) We must do all we
can to make uncle feel at home. Hus
band (caustically) Then we had bet
ter let the fire out
"Mamma, can God hear everything?"
"Everything, Willie." "And Is God al
ways happy?" "Always, Willie. Why
do you ask?" "Well, I should think
it would make him suffer a little to
hear what sister and that fellow of
hers are saying to each other In the
next room." Smart Set.
Parker What's wrong? You seem
worried. Streeter I am. I wrote two
notes-one to my broker asking him
if he took me for a fool, and the other
to Miss Golding asking her if j she
would be mine. .While I was out some
body telephoned "Yes," and I don't
know which of 'em it was.
Precautionary measure: Mrs. New
ed (a bride of six weeks) And how
long will you be away, dearest? Mr.
Newed About ten days. Mrs. Newed
Well, I think I'll learn to cook while
you are absent. Mr. Newed That's a
good idea. And I'll take the dog over
and leave him with one of the neigh
bors. Ex.
Nellie (sympathetically) You poor
dear! What a narrow escape! And
what started the horse? Gertie (indig
nantly) Well you know, Will was
Just helping me put of -the trap, and
the stupid horse could not tell the dif
ference between a good-night kiss
and a signal to start. And he start
ed. Some horses have so little-
sense."
A girl forced by her parents Into a
disagreeable match with an old man.
whom she detested, when the clergy
man came to that part of the service
where the bride Is asked if she con
sents to take the bridegroom for her
husband, said, with great simplicity.
Oh, dear, no, sir, but you are the first
person who has asked my opinion
about the matter."
The laundress' little daughter had
been allowed to peep Into the -dining-room,
where the table was set for a
dinner party. "And, mamma," she said
later, "every plate had two forks by
It What was that for?" "You don't
know the way of your betters, child,"
replied the laundress; "the extra fork
is In case they drop one on the floor."
Detroit Free Press.
French Maid (to inquiring friends)
Oui, madame Is ill, but ze doctor haf
pronounce it something very trifling.
very small. Friend Oh, I am so re
lieved, for I was real anxious. What
does the doctor say the trouble is
French Maid Let me recall. It was
something very leetle. Oh, oui, I have
It now! Madame has ze smallpox.
Woman's Home Companion.
It was Mabel's first appearance at
church and she was rather fidgety.
First she wanted one thing, then an
other. Finally she decided she must
have a pin, so she asked for one from
her father. He had none. Then she
tried her mother; but her mother, too,
had none. Mabel's longing had been
increased with her ill success, so she
climbed upon the pew and shouted at
the top of her small voice, "Has any
one in dis trowd dot a pin?" Llppin-,
cotfs. !
Fussy Man (hurrying into a news
paper office) "I've lost my spectacles
somewhere, and I want to advertise for
them, but I can't see to write without
them, you know." Advertising Clerk
(likely to be business manager some
day)"I will write that ad. for you, sir.
Any marks on them?" Fussy Man
"Yes, yes. Gold-rimmed, lenses differ
ent focus, and letters L. O. O. on In
side. Insert It three times." Advertis
ing Clerk "Yes, sir. Five dollars,
please." Fussy Man "Here it Is." Ad
vertising Clerk "Thanks. It gives
me, sir, great pleasure to inform you, i
sir, that your spectacles are on the top
of your head." Fussy Man "My starsl
So they are. Why didn't you say so
before?" Advertising Clerk "Business
before pleasure, you know."
CATARRH IS THE CAUSE
OF MOST KIDNEY DISEASES
PE-RU-NA CURES CATARRH.
Samuel E. Sprecher, Junior Beadle Court An
gelina, 3,422 I. O. O. F., 205 New High St., Los
Angeles, Cal., writes:
'I came here a few years ago suffering with
catarrh of the kidneys, in search
thought the climate would cure me, but found I
was mistaken. But what the climate could not
do Peruna could and did do. Seven weeks' trial
convinced me that I had the right medicine,
and 1 was then a well man, I know of at least
twenty friends and members of the lodge to
which I belong who have been cured of catarrh,
"bladder and kidney trouble through the use of
Peruna, and it has a host of friends in this city."
SAMUEL R. SPRECHER.
Catarrh of the Kidneys a Common
Disease Kidney Trouble Often
Fails to Be Regarded as Catarrh
by Physicians.
Catarrh of the kidneys is very com
mon indeed. It is a pity this fact is
not better known to the physicians as
well as the people.
People have kidney disease. They
take some diuretic, hoping to get bet
ter. .They never once think of catarrh.
Kidney disease and catarrh are seldom
associated in the minds of the people,
and, alas,' it la not very of ten, associ
ated in the minds of' the physicians.
Too few physiciane recognize catarrh of
the kidneys. They doctor1 for some
thing else. They try this remedy and
that remedy. The trouble may be ca-
More Satisfactory.
"He who - runs may read," remarked
the party with the quotation habit.
"But, objected the contrary person,
"it is safer to occupy a seat during the
perusal of a newspaper."
"The Magna Charta of Japan," a
happily timely topic, will be discussed
in the July Century by Baron Kentaro
Kaneko, one of the four authors ox the
Japanese constitution. Baron Kaneko
is a Harvard A. B. and Doctor of Laws.
He is a member of Japan's H.ouse of
Peers and was formerly Minister of
State for Agriculture and Commerce.
He is in America now as the envoy of
the Japanese Emperor.
Warned In Time.
Old Dumps A penny for your
thoughts.
Young Gumps I am trying to remem
ber what it was my wife wanted me to
bring home.
Old Dumps My! my! Don't do It
Remembering the things a wife wants
you to bring home is a mighty bad habit.
By the time you ve been married ten
years, she'll be giving you a list as long
as the tariff law.
Avers
Do you like your thin, rough,
short hair? Of course you
don't. Do you like thick,
heavy, smooth hair? Of
course you do. Then why
Hair Vigor
not be pleased? Ayer's Hair
Vigor makes beautiful heads
of hair, that's the whole
story. Sold for 60 years.
-1 have wed Ayert Hair Vigor for a Ions;
tin. It Is, Indeed, a wonderful hair tonic,
restoring health to the hair and scalp, and, at
tile f o.timo. proving a splendid dressing."
Da. Ji W. TatCX, MadlU, Ind. T.
flJtatottle.
All-dTOfgUt.
J. O. aTXK CO
Iowell. Mm.
fori
Weak Hair
of health.
tairh all the time. A few bottles of
Peruna would cure them.
Pe-ru-na Removes the Cause of the
Kidney Trouble.
Peruna strikes at the very center of
the difficulty, by eradicating the ca
tarrh from the kidneys. Catarrh is
the cause of kidney difficulty. Re
move the cause and you remove the
effect. With unerring accuracy Peru
na goes right to the spot. The kidneys
are soon doing their work with perfect
regularity.
Thousands of Testimonials.
Thousands of testimonials from peo
ple who have had kidney disease which
had gone beyond the control of the
physician are received by Dr. Haft-
not fiaally Doss,
Housekeeper (captiously) I believe
that condensed milk of yours Is mostly
water.
Manufacturer (quietly) Madam, have
you ever tried to condense water?
L-Keelev liouor-morphine-tobacco
- -aiira tuumi ruumnLniu vunui
S Vi FOR POLL PARTICULARS
TMKttlJV INSTITUTE- POWTLA ND.OWC,
The largest mammoth found In Si
beria measured 17 feet long and 10
feet in height. The tusks weighed
POO pounds. The bead without the
tusks weighed 414 pounds.
P"TQ Permanently unreo. wo fits or nervousness.
1 1 1 0 after flrstday'suseofDr.Kline'nGreatNervo
Bestorer. Send for free 82 trial bottle and troatUa
Dr. . H. Kline. Ltd-.O&T Area St.. Philadelphia, Pa,
A Practical Girl.
He I know my income is small, but
don't you think we could get along?
She I'm afraid not
He You told me that you went to a
cooking school.
She Yes, but they did not teach me
how to make wind pudding.
BUY
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Captain James L. Dempsey, Captain 2nd
Precinct Troy Tolice Force, writes from 198
Ferry St., Troy, N. Y, as follows:
"From my personal experience with Pe
runa I am satisfied It is a very fine remedy
for catarrhal affections, whether of the
head, lungs, stomach or pelvic organs. It
cures colds quickly, and a few doses taken
after undue exposure prevents Illness. -
"Some of the patrol men under me have
also found great relief from Peruna. It
has cured chronic cases of kidney and blad
der troubles, restored men suffering from
indigestion and rheumetism, and I am fully
persuaded that it Is an honest, reliable med
icine, hence 1 fully endorse and recommend
It." JAMES L. DEMPSEY.
Officer A. C. Swanson writes from 607 Harrison
St., Council Bluffs, la., as follows:
"As my duties compelled me to be out in all
kinds of weather I contracted a severe cold from
time to time which settled in the kidneys, caus
ing severe pains and trouble in the pelvic organs.
"I am now like a new man, am in splendid
health and give all praise to Peruna." A. C.
Swanson.
in i ii i i in
CAPTAIN JAMES L. DEMPSEY.
man every year, giving Peruna the
whole praise for marvelous cures. -Pe-ru-na
Cures Kidney Disease.
Peruna cures kidney disease. The
reason it cures kidney disease is be
cause it cures catarrh. Catarrh of the
kidneys is the cause of most kidney
disease. Peruna cures catarrh wher
ever it happens to be located. It rare
ly fails.
If you do not 'derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case, and
he will be pleased to give you his val
uable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
The Prussian State railway system,
having 21,104 miles of track, earned
$140,000,000 net last year. This is said
to be 10 to 12 per cent of the invest
ment. KILLS
lice and all Termin that
Infest horses cattle, poul
try etc Lousy hens will
not lay; nor chicks grow.
LICE!
live npon the blood which
should go to sustain life
Avitallty PRUSSIAN
LICE POWDER kills
the lice, thus it SAVES
FEED as extra rations
must be given on account
of vermin. 25c and 5fo
dealers. By mail 0c & 7b
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