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100 Doses For One Dollar Economy in medicine must be measured by two things cost and effect. It cannot be measured by either alone. It is greatest in that medicine that does the most for the money that radically and per manently cores at the least ex pense. That medicine is Hood's Sarsaparilla It prrifies and enriches the blood, cures pimples, eczema and all eruptions, tired, languid feelings, loss of appetite and general debility. I have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and found it reliable and firing perfect satisfac tion. It takea away that tired feeling, gives energy and puts the blood in rood condition." Hiss Errn Colonn. .39 10th Street, N. W Washington. D. C. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to euro and Keeps the promise Chums. Bessie The wedding is a long way off, but I get dreadfully nervous when I think of it. May I don't blame you for worry ing. Wouldn't it be dreadful if he should get rich suddenly and not have to marry. Indianapolis Sun. Mother will And Mrs. Window's Soothing ryrup the best remedy to use for their children the We tiling season. Not Sanguine. "What do you think the result of a national American theater would be?" "Merely to create an appetite for more," answered the cold-blooded manager. "One national theater couldn't possibly accommodate all the unproduced plays." For fortr rear's Flso's Cure for Con Sumption has cured coughs and oolda. At druggists, f rice zb cents. Locomotive's Qreat Speed. ine announcement is made tnat a new engine traveling between Paris and Havre has achieved at many points on the route a speed of 120 miles an hour. This engine has ten wheels and is of enormous size and weight. The driver states that it fulfilled all ex pectations, and went through the high speed experiment without any break down. rTiinixiiiinxiixiiinn At The Post Up and doing, to lire and help to Uve, the old reliable St. Jacobs Oil is an unhrersal benefactor la the cure of Hurts, Sprains and. Bruises Price), 25c. and 50e. limimiHiHnniil WnMTFPucoisiw BRINGING Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the coming- of winter, for with the first breath of the "ice-king" this miserable disease is fanned into life and all the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking and spitting. ' Catarrh is a nuisance and source of annoyance, not only to the one who has it, but everybody else. The thick, yellow discharge from the head produces a feeling of personal defilement, and the odor of the breath is almost intolerable. The catarrhal poison brings on stomach troubles and affects the Kid neys and Bladder. It attacks the soft bones and tissues of the head and throat, causing total or partial deafness, the loss of smell, and giv ing to the voice a rasping, nasal twang. No part of the body is secure from its ravages. Catarrh makes you sick all over, for it is a dis ease of the blood, and circulates all through the system, and for this reason, sprays, washes, inhalers, powders and salves have proven failures. The way to cure Catarrh thor oughly and permanently is to cleanse the blood of the unhealthy secretions that keep the membranes of the body inflamed, and nothing does this so surely and promptly as S. S. S. As Ion? as the blood is poisoned with Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source of the trouble and purifies and enriches blood-tainting ard stubborn disease. medical advice, JUS 9XttFT MntnaTIy Agreed. . "Bntf George, as the time passes on and I grow stout and red-faced, will yon love me jast the same?" "I don't think it's quite fair to put it that way, Mabel. You see, I'm quite likely to experience a change my self. No doubt I'll develop an alder manic rotundity and a fierce double chin and a dignified waddle and " "Stop, George! I can't bear to think of you looking like that." "And I can't dream of you as stout and red-nosed, Mabel." "Why borrow trouble?" "Why, indeed?" Cleveland Plain-dealer. Polish Nationalists Active. Polish nationalists held a great meet ing in Lemberg recently for the pur pose of keeping alive the Polish na tional sentiment. The gathering ex pressed sympathy with Polish re sistance to German and Russian op pression. It also urged the direction of Polish effort in Austria, Russia and Germany toward the common aim of national independence. Beaming. "Remember," admonished the rev erend gentleman, "when you begin to notice the mo e in your neighbor's eye there is pretty certain to be a beam in your own." "That's right," replied Sinnickson, "it makes the average man's whole face beam to find a mote in his neighbor's eye." Pittsburg Press. Bran or Ohio, cm or toixdo, ' Lucas County. ( - Fkakk J. Cheney makes oath that he Is the senior parter of the firm of F. J. Chknkt & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will par the sum ol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured tor the use of Hall's Catarrh Curb. FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this ith day of December, A. D. 1886. t -7 1 A. W. GLEASON, Jili Notary Public Ball's Catarrh Cure is tazen internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of (M system. Bend for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Bold by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills ars the best. The Only Judge. "That's a good idea." "Do you think so?" "Im sure of it, aren't you?" "I'm never sure of an idea until I've applied the test." "What's the test?" "Submit it to a publisher," replied the author, wearily. "If he accepts it, its good. Chicago Post. PIT A Permanently uurea. wonts or nervousness I 1 1 U aiterfiretday'suseofDr.Kline'sareatNerve Bestorer. Send for Free S3 trialbottleand treatise. Dr.JLH. Kline, Ltd.. Sir Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Equals the Bramble Bush Story. John Miller, colored, of Uniontown, Pa., became blind in his right eye many months ago and recently one of the family threw a potato which des troyed the sight of his left eye. His physicians believed him entirely blind, but the sight gradually returned to the right eye. 10,000 Plants for 16c. This is a remarkable offer the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis , makes. They will send you their big plant and seed catalog, together with enough seed to grow 1.000 fine, solid Cabbages, 2,000 delicious Car ots,' 2,000 blanching, nutty Celery, 2,0v0 rich, buttery Lettuce, 1,000 splendid Onions, 1,000 rare, lucious Radishes, 1,000 g.orious brilliant Flowers. This great offer is made in order to induce you to try their warranted seeds for when you once plant them you will grow no others, and ALL TOR BUT 16C POSTAGE, providing you return this notice, and if you will send them 20c in postage, they will add to the above a package of the famous Berliner Cauliflower. If. C L.l Horrid Man. She If every atom in the human body is renewed every seven years, I cannot be the same woman that you married. ' He I've been suspecting that for some time. Pearson's Weekly. Ul iru COULD NOT HEAR THE TICK OE" A CLOCK. Watsontown, Pa., July 13, 1903. Sear Sirs: I have used 8. S. 8. for Catarrh of the inner ear, and have found it an excel lent remedy for same. I had been troubled with this disease for years and tried many thing-s in an effort to g-et relief, but nothing1 did me any rsrmanent arood until I beg-an S. S. S. had a disoharge from my ear and my hearing- was ao badly affected that I could not hear the tiok of a clock. I was in bad shape when I began your med icine. S. S. 8. has done away with the discharge and my hearing has been wonderfully improved; so much so that I oan now carry on a conversation in an ordinary tone, whereas a year ago this was impossible. Tour medicine has done me a world of good and I do not hesitate to give it the credit it deserves. W. P. KEUMEINE. NO SIGN OF CATASHH: IN THIR TEEN YEAB3. Krebs, Ind. Ter., Aug. 1, 1803. Bear Sirs: About thirteen years ago I used your remedy for Catarrn. I had been troubled with it for about nine years, but since taking S. S. S. have never been worried with it. I feel able to recommend S. 8. 8. aa a sure cure for Catarrh. T. MILLWEE. the blood, and so invigorates and tones up the system that catching cold and con tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur. Keep the blood in order and winter's coming brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh. Write us particulars of your case, and let our physicians help yon get rid of this We make no charge whatever fox CPBGiFiQ CO-ATUttTA, C3 Man Oh, yes; she refused me and gave me no reasons whatever. Maid Isn't she a saint? Judge. "What Is It that makes men great, papa?" "Persistent advertising, my son." Cleveland Plain Dealer. First Theatergoer' This play was taken from the Italians. Second The atergoerLucky Italians! Smart Set. She What is a "fool-killer." any way? He I don't know. I never met one. She Naturally. Philadelphia Public Iiedger. "Poor thing, did she take her hus band's death much to heart?" "Why. she's prostrated with grief! She can't see a soul except the dressmaker." "De man dat knows a heap an' don't try to do nuffln'." said Uncle Bben, "an de man dat don know nuffln' an' A I J -1 - 1 , M , I ines lu uu neap is dui ui eiu uuio ances." Washington Star. j "Americans are great kickers," re marked the visiting Englishman. "Yes, Indeed," replied the enthusiastic Amer- j ican. "That's what makes us such en- thusiastic football players." j Ethel I heard the count had jilted Gladys. Jean Oh, no; he's too much of a gentleman for that. I know pos itively that he gave Gladys three days in which to jilt him. New Orleans Democrat. "But they told me you had money.' "And they bunkoed me into thinking you were rich." "Well, what's to be done about it?" "Let's fall in love just for spite." Cincinnati- Commer cial Tribune. Noozey I see they've revived the rumor that General Kitchener is to be married. Henpeck That wouldn't be surprising. It's natural for him to want to know something about every form of warfare. Philadelphia Press. "Prisoner, why did you strike this man?" "If you please, your honor, he came to me suddenly and said, 'How old is Ann?' " "Well, what hurt did that do?" "Why, you see, your hon or, Ann is my wife." Cleveland Plain Dealer. When Mr. Smith started for lodge meeting the other night he said to his wife, "Mary, I believe I'll take the key, for I might have trouble in find ing it when I get home." "Yes," said his wife, "and you'd better take the keyhole, too." Lyre. . ' He It certainly was a pretty wed ding, and everything was so nicely ar- ! raneed. She Thnt'n 1nsr what- T thlnfr- o "--" , and the music was especially appro priate. He I don't remember.- What did they play? She The Last Hope. iJppincott's Magazine. "Isn't there some way to patch up your differences with your husband?" asked the kind lawyer. "No way at all, sir," answered the woman. "When ever he gets the least bit mad he re minds me that I had to advertise to get him." Indianapolis Sun. ' "I shall get a divorce," cried the an gry wife, her eyes flashing fire. "Henceforth I shall be free!" "Well, I haven't any kick coming," calmly re joined the husband. "It'll be more money in my pocket every morning, I tell you those." Kennebec Journal.- Mistress Did any one call while I was out, Jane? Jane Yis, mum. Wan gentlemin wuz afther callin', mum. Mistress What was his name? Jane Moike O'Rafferty, mum, an' he was as glad to foind yez out as he wuz to find me in, Oi'm thlnkin', mum. Chi cago News. "A woman can never keep anything to herself," said Danboy to his wife, who had been repeating something he didn't want known. "Oh, yes, she can," said Mrs. Danboy, sweetly. "I'd like to know what it is," he growled. ("It's her real and private opinion of . her husband." j "Does the baby talk yet?" asked a friend of the family. "No," replied the baby's disgusted little brother, "the ' baby doesn't have to talk." "Doesn't have to talk?" "No; all the baby has to do is to yell and .it gets anything there is in the house that's worth hav ing." New York Times. Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly) Do have an- J other piece of cake, ' Cousin John. Cousin John Why, really, I've already had two; but it's so good I believe I will have another. Little Johnnie (ex citedly) Ma's a winner! Ma's a win ner!' She said she'd net you'd make a pig of yourself! Town and Country. The effete East: Wabash "How long did it take you to do that pic ture?" French artist( proudly) "I am ongage upon eet for seex months." Wabash "Just as I thought. You're dead slow over there. Why, I've saw fellers in Chicago turnin' them things out while, ye wait." Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly) "Do have an other piece of cake. Cousin John." Cousin John "Why, really, I've al ready had two; but it's so good I be lieve I will have another." Little John- jnie (excitedly) "Ma's a winner! Ma's a winner! She said she'd bet you'd j make a pig of yourself!" Town and Country. The Kansas farmer was looking anx- ilously at the sky. "I hope," he said. "that none o them there cyclones come along." "Are you afraid of them?" asked the stranger. "I aiu't never been before," answered the fann- er, "but I lifted the mortgage off the place yesterday, and it's so denied ' light now it wouldn't take much of any kind of a wind to blow it away. The mortgage sort o' weighted it down (before, you know." Chicago Post. PECULIAR CHARACTER, VAM0US . ; IN PENNSYLVANIA OIL REGIONS j The death of G. F. Lewis, familiar ly known throughout western Penn sylvania as "Popcorn" Lewis, which occurred recently at Jefferson, Ohio, marked the passing of a character well known throughout Western Pennsyl vania during - the oil days, once pos sessed of great wealth, and proba bly, the only indi vidual . who ever owned an entire railroad. During his early manhood Lewis amassed a fortune POPCORIf LEWIS. by selling popcorn on the streets of Cleveland. The sobriquet of "Pop corn" Lewis followed him to the early oil fields, along Oil Creek, where he increased his fortune. He became in terested in the building of the old Oil Creek Railroad, running from Oil City to Corry. Later he put his money into a road from Corry to Buffalo, which was a few years ago absorbed by the Pennsylvania. Soon after its completion by buying up stock he be came sole owner of the road. Retiring, Lewis made his home at Corry, where he built a fine home and lived until about six years ago, when he went to Cleveland. Always eccen tric, he became more so as he aged. His was a figure that always caused comment. Tall and spare, but of erect carriage, he for years appeared dress ed in the same manner a coat of roy al purple, cut after the style of a Prince Albert, fastened with buttons made from ten-dollar gold pieces, bear ing his monogram; a peculiar-shaped light felt, while a covered basket of the "picnic" style swung on his arm. What he carried in his basket is prob ably known only to his immediate family. Of late years Lewis fortune dwin dled considerably, and his magnificent home was finally disposed of. He re tained sufficient to spend his remain ing days in comfort, but it was gen erally supposed that his wealth had vanished, though where or how was always a mystery. He is survived by a son, W. R. Lewis, who still resides at Corry, where he is classed as one of the town's respected citizens. Some women save money for men by not marrying them. It seems an awful lot worse to jump out and turn on the heat than to stay in bed and keep cold. It is human nature to be dissatisfied, because there is no swimming in Janu ary and no skating in July. Awoman wears a veil, like a good many other things, to cover, not to hide, her charms. The reason a woman never balances her check book is because she knows the cashier will never agree with her because he is never right. Maybe if women were not so busyt with their mouths in another way they would really learn to smoke. When a woman says a man treats her brutally she means she can't make him give in in an argument even by crying. When a woman' brags about a thoughtful child she has she means he forgot to pull its tail out of the cat that morning. The man who got up the theory that you can save money by being married must have been the same idiot who started the flying machine idea. Nothing makes a man feel so queer when the minister calls, as to hear his wife tell him all the signs their father has noticed in the children of a very re ligious spirit. The funniest of all is the near-sight ed man who stops to look at the foot of a woman of 60 crossing the street. New York Press. To Prevent Rase To prevent rust on iron and steel take half a pint of fat oil varnish mixed with two and a half pints of highly rectified spirits of turpentine and rub It on the metal with a sponge. This varnish may be used for iron stoves and even on bright steel math ematical Instruments without fear of Injuring their fine polish and rust. will not touch them. Inventions in Printing World. The effect of the extraordinary ac tivity in invention- and improvement in the printing world since 1S80 has been twofold. To the printer himself it has been injurious rather than help ful; to the public it has been of incal culable advantage and has been a po tent factor in elevating the standards of good taste. Gymnasts Are Poor Risks. Life insurance companies reject about three-fourths of the applicants who have been gymnasts, because it has been found that most of them have strained their hearts by excessive ex ercise. A Useless Temperature. "Did you enjoy the lake where yon spent the summer?" "No. It was too cold for bathing, and not cold enough for skating." Town Topics. , ' MEDICAL Of the United States Treasury Rec ommends Peru-na. Other Prominent Physicians Use and Endorse Pe-ru-na Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical exam iner of the U. S. treasury department, graduate of Columbia college, and who served three years at West Point, has the following to say of Peruna : Allow me to express my gratitude to you for the benefit derived from your wonderful remedy. One short month has brought forth a vast change and 1 now consider myself a well man after months of suffering. Fellow sufferers, Peruna will cure you." A constantly increasing number of physicians prescribe Peruna in their practice. It has pioven its "merits so thoroughly that even the doctors have overcome their prejudice against so called patent medicines and recommend it to their patients. Peruna occupies a unique position in medical science. It is the only in ternal systemic catarrh remedy known to the medical profession today. Catarrh, as every one will admit, is the cause of one-half the disease which afflicts mankind. Catarrh and ca tarrhal diseases afflict one-half of the people of the United States. Robert R. Roberts, M.D., Wash ington, D. C, writes : "Through my own experience as welf as that of many of my friends and acquaintances who ' have been cured or relieved of catarrh by the use of Hartman's Peruna, I can confidently recom mend it to those suffering from such disorders, and have no hes itation In prescribing it to my patients." Robert R. Roberts. Dr. R. Robbins, Muskogee, I. T., writes: , "Peruna is the best medicine I know of for coughs and to strengthen a weak stomach and to give appetite. Besides prescribing it for catarrh, I have ord ered it for weak and debilitated people, and have not had a patient but said it helped him. It is an excellent medi cine and it fits bo many cases. "I have a large practice, and have a chance to prescribe your Peruna. I hope you may live long to do good to the sick and the suffering." Dr. M. C. Gee, writes from 513 Jones St., San Francisco, Cal. : "Peruna has performed so many won derful cures in San Francisco that I am convinced that it is a valuable remedy. No Offense Meant. Blobbs I understand, sir, that you referred to my photograph as a side show?" ' Slobbs Don't get excited, old man. I merely meant that it was a profile." Strictly Modem. Mrs. Hatterson Your new house, I suppose, will be finished in modern style? Mrs. Carterson Oh, yes ; nothing in it but antiques. Town Topics. Perrin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY No Case Exists it Will Not Cor Deserve your confl w dence. They have never -fl failed won't fall now. Mj Sold by all dealers. A V 1004 Seed Annual W postpaid, free. ff V D. M. FERRY dt CO. j Detroit, Mich. J NOTHING SO OOOO FOR CHICKENS AS THE PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD It makes Hens Lay and Keeps them Laying. it cures Roup, Cholera and All Diseases. It strengthens young chicks, and makes them grow. Price 25c and 50c. My young chickens commenced dying.and after losinfr four dozen I pur chased a package of your PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which stopped them from dying and I have constantly kept it on hand ever since. I can recommend it as lust what is needed in raising poultry. O. B. BIGGIN, Latah, Wash. PORTLAND SEED CO.. Portland. Or.. Coast Agents. y SALZER'S NATIONAL OATS V Greatest Oats of the eentnrv. 130 to 3U0 bushels per acre. Every farmer in America can have such yields in 1904. Balcer positively guarantees this. Often BO strong, heavily laden stocks from one kernel of seed 1 That Is the secret of its enormous yield. Straw strong, stiff, stands like a stona wall. It is positively the greatest OsM of tbs last hundred years. Home Builder Com Was so named because SO acres In 1902 produced so enor mously that the product built a home. Bee Salter's Catalog. It is the earliest big-eared and heaviest Tellow Dent Corn on earth, yielding In Ind., 1S7 bushels ; In Ohio, ISO bushels ; in Tenn., 19s bushels; is Jlich., 270 bushels, and in 8. !., 27S bushels per acre. - Speltz and Macaroni Wheat Spelts Is the greatest cereal food on earth, yielding 80 bushels of grain and 4 tons of hay per acre. Then comes Macaroni Wheat, doing well on all soils, yielding as high aa 7 bushels per acre. Then comes Hanna Barley for arid, dry soils, with 75 bushels per acre ; then Sailer's Beardless Barley with 14 uuuwu per aunb Teoslnte and Billion Dollar Graa Greatest green food en earth, yields 80 tons per acre, should be planted on every farm in America, enormously proUno. Billion Dollar Grass yields 7 to 14 tons hay per acre I Alfalfa Clover We are headquarters for Allalnt, the kind yielding 7 tons per acre : Salzer'a Alslke Clover, hardy as oak, yielding S tons of magnificent hay per acre. We are large growers of Mammoth Bed Clover, of Crimson Clover, of June Clover, Timothy and all sorts and varieties of grasses. Our ffitalpg gives full description. For lOe la Postage Stamps and the name of this paper, we will send yon a lot of farm uui Mmwca, inauuuK mo, ox get a start, together with onrmammoth 140-page illustrated trr. rvv.i MM EXAMINER - DR. LLEWELLYN JORDAN Medical Examiner United States Treasury. I have frequently advised its use for women, as I find it insures regular and painless menstruation, cures leucorr hoea and ovarian troubles, and builds up the entire system. I also consider it one of the finest catarrh remedies I know of." M. C. Gee, M. D. Catarrh is a systemic disease cur able only by systemic treatment A remedy that cures catarrh must aim di rectly at the depressed nerve centers. This is what Peruna does. Peruna immediately invigorates the nerve-centers which give vitailty to the mucous membranes. Then catarrh dis appears. Then catarrh is permanently cured. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peruna write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. WEWILL BUY Cmttlo, Shttmp, Hogs, Oalvmm, also dressed beef. hindquarters and loins of beef. Vest, Pork and Poul try. We fill country orders. SMITH BROS. Wholesale Butchers PORTLAND. OR. WELL DRILLING MACHINERY. PORTABLE and drill any depth. ujr uun or norse power. 43 DIFFERENT STYLES. We challenge competition. Send for hw Illustrated I'sfalega i. REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Fo-jt Morrison St., Portland, Ore. BIG CROPS! PAYING CROPS I Are always reported when Portland Seed Co.'s "Diamond Brand" Seeds are planted. Why? Because we sell you the kind that grow the best on this coast. Our 100 page Seed Book No. 156 tells all. Sent free. PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland, Oregon Headquarters for Bee and Poultry Supplies P. N. U. No. 61904. WHEN -writing: to advertisers please I mention this paper. I vieMlnff In tnrtw fttafea frntn uoh. xuiiv worth sin m LKstab-l lished iiiniiicisa'fino
