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    100 Doses
For One Dollar
Economy in medicine must be
measured by two things cost and
effect. It cannot be measured by
either alone. It is greatest in that
medicine that does the most for
the money that radically and per
manently cores at the least ex
pense. That medicine is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It prrifies and enriches the blood,
cures pimples, eczema and all
eruptions, tired, languid feelings,
loss of appetite and general debility.
I have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and
found it reliable and firing perfect satisfac
tion. It takea away that tired feeling, gives
energy and puts the blood in rood condition."
Hiss Errn Colonn. .39 10th Street, N. W
Washington. D. C.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
euro and Keeps the promise
Chums.
Bessie The wedding is a long way
off, but I get dreadfully nervous when
I think of it.
May I don't blame you for worry
ing. Wouldn't it be dreadful if he
should get rich suddenly and not have
to marry. Indianapolis Sun.
Mother will And Mrs. Window's Soothing
ryrup the best remedy to use for their children
the We tiling season.
Not Sanguine.
"What do you think the result of a
national American theater would be?"
"Merely to create an appetite for
more," answered the cold-blooded
manager. "One national theater
couldn't possibly accommodate all the
unproduced plays."
For fortr rear's Flso's Cure for Con
Sumption has cured coughs and oolda. At
druggists, f rice zb cents.
Locomotive's Qreat Speed.
ine announcement is made tnat a
new engine traveling between Paris
and Havre has achieved at many points
on the route a speed of 120 miles an
hour. This engine has ten wheels and
is of enormous size and weight. The
driver states that it fulfilled all ex
pectations, and went through the high
speed experiment without any break
down. rTiinixiiiinxiixiiinn
At The Post
Up and doing, to lire and help
to Uve, the old reliable
St. Jacobs Oil
is an unhrersal benefactor
la the cure of
Hurts, Sprains
and. Bruises
Price), 25c. and 50e.
limimiHiHnniil
WnMTFPucoisiw
BRINGING
Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the coming- of winter, for with the first
breath of the "ice-king" this miserable disease is fanned into life and all
the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the
throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking
and spitting. ' Catarrh is a nuisance
and source of annoyance, not only
to the one who has it, but everybody
else. The thick, yellow discharge
from the head produces a feeling of
personal defilement, and the odor of
the breath is almost intolerable.
The catarrhal poison brings on
stomach troubles and affects the Kid
neys and Bladder. It attacks the
soft bones and tissues of the head
and throat, causing total or partial
deafness, the loss of smell, and giv
ing to the voice a rasping, nasal
twang. No part of the body is secure
from its ravages. Catarrh makes
you sick all over, for it is a dis
ease of the blood, and circulates all
through the system, and for this
reason, sprays, washes, inhalers,
powders and salves have proven
failures.
The way to cure Catarrh thor
oughly and permanently is to cleanse
the blood of the unhealthy secretions
that keep the membranes of the body
inflamed, and nothing does this so
surely and promptly as S. S. S. As
Ion? as the blood is poisoned with
Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms
of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source
of the trouble and purifies and enriches
blood-tainting ard stubborn disease.
medical advice, JUS 9XttFT
MntnaTIy Agreed. .
"Bntf George, as the time passes on
and I grow stout and red-faced, will
yon love me jast the same?"
"I don't think it's quite fair to put
it that way, Mabel. You see, I'm
quite likely to experience a change my
self. No doubt I'll develop an alder
manic rotundity and a fierce double
chin and a dignified waddle and "
"Stop, George! I can't bear to think
of you looking like that."
"And I can't dream of you as stout
and red-nosed, Mabel."
"Why borrow trouble?"
"Why, indeed?" Cleveland Plain-dealer.
Polish Nationalists Active.
Polish nationalists held a great meet
ing in Lemberg recently for the pur
pose of keeping alive the Polish na
tional sentiment. The gathering ex
pressed sympathy with Polish re
sistance to German and Russian op
pression. It also urged the direction
of Polish effort in Austria, Russia and
Germany toward the common aim of
national independence.
Beaming.
"Remember," admonished the rev
erend gentleman, "when you begin to
notice the mo e in your neighbor's eye
there is pretty certain to be a beam in
your own."
"That's right," replied Sinnickson,
"it makes the average man's whole face
beam to find a mote in his neighbor's
eye." Pittsburg Press.
Bran or Ohio, cm or toixdo, '
Lucas County. (
- Fkakk J. Cheney makes oath that he Is the
senior parter of the firm of F. J. Chknkt & Co.,
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will par
the sum ol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
tor the use of Hall's Catarrh Curb.
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this ith day of December, A. D. 1886.
t -7 1 A. W. GLEASON,
Jili Notary Public
Ball's Catarrh Cure is tazen internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
(M system. Bend for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills ars the best.
The Only Judge.
"That's a good idea."
"Do you think so?"
"Im sure of it, aren't you?"
"I'm never sure of an idea until I've
applied the test."
"What's the test?"
"Submit it to a publisher," replied
the author, wearily. "If he accepts it,
its good. Chicago Post.
PIT A Permanently uurea. wonts or nervousness
I 1 1 U aiterfiretday'suseofDr.Kline'sareatNerve
Bestorer. Send for Free S3 trialbottleand treatise.
Dr.JLH. Kline, Ltd.. Sir Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
Equals the Bramble Bush Story.
John Miller, colored, of Uniontown,
Pa., became blind in his right eye
many months ago and recently one of
the family threw a potato which des
troyed the sight of his left eye. His
physicians believed him entirely blind,
but the sight gradually returned to the
right eye.
10,000 Plants for 16c.
This is a remarkable offer the John A. Salzer
Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis , makes. They will
send you their big plant and seed catalog,
together with enough seed to grow
1.000 fine, solid Cabbages,
2,000 delicious Car ots,'
2,000 blanching, nutty Celery,
2,0v0 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1,000 splendid Onions,
1,000 rare, lucious Radishes,
1,000 g.orious brilliant Flowers.
This great offer is made in order to induce
you to try their warranted seeds for when
you once plant them you will grow no others,
and
ALL TOR BUT 16C POSTAGE,
providing you return this notice, and if you
will send them 20c in postage, they will add to
the above a package of the famous Berliner
Cauliflower. If. C L.l
Horrid Man.
She If every atom in the human
body is renewed every seven years, I
cannot be the same woman that you
married. '
He I've been suspecting that for
some time. Pearson's Weekly.
Ul
iru
COULD NOT HEAR THE TICK OE" A
CLOCK.
Watsontown, Pa., July 13, 1903.
Sear Sirs:
I have used 8. S. 8. for Catarrh of the
inner ear, and have found it an excel
lent remedy for same. I had been
troubled with this disease for years
and tried many thing-s in an effort to
g-et relief, but nothing1 did me any
rsrmanent arood until I beg-an S. S. S.
had a disoharge from my ear and my
hearing- was ao badly affected that I
could not hear the tiok of a clock. I was
in bad shape when I began your med
icine. S. S. 8. has done away with the
discharge and my hearing has been
wonderfully improved; so much so
that I oan now carry on a conversation
in an ordinary tone, whereas a year
ago this was impossible.
Tour medicine has done me a world of
good and I do not hesitate to give it the
credit it deserves.
W. P. KEUMEINE.
NO SIGN OF CATASHH: IN THIR
TEEN YEAB3.
Krebs, Ind. Ter., Aug. 1, 1803.
Bear Sirs:
About thirteen years ago I used your
remedy for Catarrn. I had been troubled
with it for about nine years, but since
taking S. S. S. have never been worried
with it. I feel able to recommend S. 8. 8.
aa a sure cure for Catarrh.
T. MILLWEE.
the blood, and so invigorates and tones up
the system that catching cold and con
tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur.
Keep the blood in order and winter's coming
brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh.
Write us particulars of your case, and
let our physicians help yon get rid of this
We make no charge whatever fox
CPBGiFiQ CO-ATUttTA, C3
Man Oh, yes; she refused me and
gave me no reasons whatever. Maid
Isn't she a saint? Judge.
"What Is It that makes men great,
papa?" "Persistent advertising, my
son." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
First Theatergoer' This play was
taken from the Italians. Second The
atergoerLucky Italians! Smart Set.
She What is a "fool-killer." any
way? He I don't know. I never met
one. She Naturally. Philadelphia
Public Iiedger.
"Poor thing, did she take her hus
band's death much to heart?" "Why.
she's prostrated with grief! She can't
see a soul except the dressmaker."
"De man dat knows a heap an' don't
try to do nuffln'." said Uncle Bben,
"an de man dat don know nuffln' an'
A I J -1 - 1 , M ,
I ines lu uu neap is dui ui eiu uuio
ances." Washington Star.
j "Americans are great kickers," re
marked the visiting Englishman. "Yes,
Indeed," replied the enthusiastic Amer-
j ican. "That's what makes us such en-
thusiastic football players."
j Ethel I heard the count had jilted
Gladys. Jean Oh, no; he's too much
of a gentleman for that. I know pos
itively that he gave Gladys three days
in which to jilt him. New Orleans
Democrat.
"But they told me you had money.'
"And they bunkoed me into thinking
you were rich." "Well, what's to be
done about it?" "Let's fall in love
just for spite." Cincinnati- Commer
cial Tribune.
Noozey I see they've revived the
rumor that General Kitchener is to be
married. Henpeck That wouldn't be
surprising. It's natural for him to
want to know something about every
form of warfare. Philadelphia Press.
"Prisoner, why did you strike this
man?" "If you please, your honor, he
came to me suddenly and said, 'How
old is Ann?' " "Well, what hurt did
that do?" "Why, you see, your hon
or, Ann is my wife." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
When Mr. Smith started for lodge
meeting the other night he said to his
wife, "Mary, I believe I'll take the
key, for I might have trouble in find
ing it when I get home." "Yes," said
his wife, "and you'd better take the
keyhole, too." Lyre. . '
He It certainly was a pretty wed
ding, and everything was so nicely ar-
! raneed. She Thnt'n 1nsr what- T thlnfr-
o "--" ,
and the music was especially appro
priate. He I don't remember.- What
did they play? She The Last Hope.
iJppincott's Magazine.
"Isn't there some way to patch up
your differences with your husband?"
asked the kind lawyer. "No way at all,
sir," answered the woman. "When
ever he gets the least bit mad he re
minds me that I had to advertise to
get him." Indianapolis Sun. '
"I shall get a divorce," cried the an
gry wife, her eyes flashing fire.
"Henceforth I shall be free!" "Well,
I haven't any kick coming," calmly re
joined the husband. "It'll be more
money in my pocket every morning, I
tell you those." Kennebec Journal.-
Mistress Did any one call while I
was out, Jane? Jane Yis, mum. Wan
gentlemin wuz afther callin', mum.
Mistress What was his name? Jane
Moike O'Rafferty, mum, an' he was
as glad to foind yez out as he wuz to
find me in, Oi'm thlnkin', mum. Chi
cago News.
"A woman can never keep anything
to herself," said Danboy to his wife,
who had been repeating something he
didn't want known. "Oh, yes, she
can," said Mrs. Danboy, sweetly. "I'd
like to know what it is," he growled.
("It's her real and private opinion of
. her husband."
j "Does the baby talk yet?" asked a
friend of the family. "No," replied the
baby's disgusted little brother, "the
' baby doesn't have to talk." "Doesn't
have to talk?" "No; all the baby has
to do is to yell and .it gets anything
there is in the house that's worth hav
ing." New York Times.
Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly) Do have an-
J other piece of cake, ' Cousin John.
Cousin John Why, really, I've already
had two; but it's so good I believe I
will have another. Little Johnnie (ex
citedly) Ma's a winner! Ma's a win
ner!' She said she'd net you'd make a
pig of yourself! Town and Country.
The effete East: Wabash "How
long did it take you to do that pic
ture?" French artist( proudly) "I am
ongage upon eet for seex months."
Wabash "Just as I thought. You're
dead slow over there. Why, I've saw
fellers in Chicago turnin' them things
out while, ye wait." Philadelphia
Press.
Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly) "Do have an
other piece of cake. Cousin John."
Cousin John "Why, really, I've al
ready had two; but it's so good I be
lieve I will have another." Little John-
jnie (excitedly) "Ma's a winner! Ma's
a winner! She said she'd bet you'd
j make a pig of yourself!" Town and
Country.
The Kansas farmer was looking anx-
ilously at the sky. "I hope," he said.
"that none o them there cyclones
come along." "Are you afraid of
them?" asked the stranger. "I aiu't
never been before," answered the fann-
er, "but I lifted the mortgage off the
place yesterday, and it's so denied
' light now it wouldn't take much of
any kind of a wind to blow it away.
The mortgage sort o' weighted it down
(before, you know." Chicago Post.
PECULIAR CHARACTER, VAM0US . ;
IN PENNSYLVANIA OIL REGIONS j
The death of G. F. Lewis, familiar
ly known throughout western Penn
sylvania as "Popcorn" Lewis, which
occurred recently
at Jefferson, Ohio,
marked the passing
of a character well
known throughout
Western Pennsyl
vania during - the
oil days, once pos
sessed of great
wealth, and proba
bly, the only indi
vidual . who ever
owned an entire
railroad.
During his early
manhood Lewis
amassed a fortune
POPCORIf LEWIS.
by selling popcorn on the streets of
Cleveland. The sobriquet of "Pop
corn" Lewis followed him to the early
oil fields, along Oil Creek, where he
increased his fortune. He became in
terested in the building of the old Oil
Creek Railroad, running from Oil City
to Corry. Later he put his money
into a road from Corry to Buffalo,
which was a few years ago absorbed
by the Pennsylvania. Soon after its
completion by buying up stock he be
came sole owner of the road.
Retiring, Lewis made his home at
Corry, where he built a fine home and
lived until about six years ago, when
he went to Cleveland. Always eccen
tric, he became more so as he aged.
His was a figure that always caused
comment. Tall and spare, but of erect
carriage, he for years appeared dress
ed in the same manner a coat of roy
al purple, cut after the style of a
Prince Albert, fastened with buttons
made from ten-dollar gold pieces, bear
ing his monogram; a peculiar-shaped
light felt, while a covered basket of
the "picnic" style swung on his arm.
What he carried in his basket is prob
ably known only to his immediate
family.
Of late years Lewis fortune dwin
dled considerably, and his magnificent
home was finally disposed of. He re
tained sufficient to spend his remain
ing days in comfort, but it was gen
erally supposed that his wealth had
vanished, though where or how was
always a mystery.
He is survived by a son, W. R.
Lewis, who still resides at Corry,
where he is classed as one of the
town's respected citizens.
Some women save money for men
by not marrying them.
It seems an awful lot worse to jump
out and turn on the heat than to stay
in bed and keep cold.
It is human nature to be dissatisfied,
because there is no swimming in Janu
ary and no skating in July.
Awoman wears a veil, like a good
many other things, to cover, not to
hide, her charms.
The reason a woman never balances
her check book is because she knows
the cashier will never agree with her
because he is never right.
Maybe if women were not so busyt
with their mouths in another way they
would really learn to smoke.
When a woman says a man treats
her brutally she means she can't make
him give in in an argument even by
crying.
When a woman' brags about a
thoughtful child she has she means he
forgot to pull its tail out of the cat
that morning.
The man who got up the theory that
you can save money by being married
must have been the same idiot who
started the flying machine idea.
Nothing makes a man feel so queer
when the minister calls, as to hear his
wife tell him all the signs their father
has noticed in the children of a very re
ligious spirit.
The funniest of all is the near-sight
ed man who stops to look at the foot
of a woman of 60 crossing the street.
New York Press.
To Prevent Rase
To prevent rust on iron and steel
take half a pint of fat oil varnish
mixed with two and a half pints of
highly rectified spirits of turpentine
and rub It on the metal with a sponge.
This varnish may be used for iron
stoves and even on bright steel math
ematical Instruments without fear of
Injuring their fine polish and rust. will
not touch them.
Inventions in Printing World.
The effect of the extraordinary ac
tivity in invention- and improvement
in the printing world since 1S80 has
been twofold. To the printer himself
it has been injurious rather than help
ful; to the public it has been of incal
culable advantage and has been a po
tent factor in elevating the standards
of good taste.
Gymnasts Are Poor Risks.
Life insurance companies reject
about three-fourths of the applicants
who have been gymnasts, because it
has been found that most of them have
strained their hearts by excessive ex
ercise. A Useless Temperature.
"Did you enjoy the lake where yon
spent the summer?"
"No. It was too cold for bathing,
and not cold enough for skating."
Town Topics. , '
MEDICAL
Of the United States Treasury Rec
ommends Peru-na.
Other Prominent Physicians
Use and Endorse Pe-ru-na
Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical exam
iner of the U. S. treasury department,
graduate of Columbia college, and who
served three years at West Point, has
the following to say of Peruna :
Allow me to express my gratitude
to you for the benefit derived from
your wonderful remedy. One short
month has brought forth a vast change
and 1 now consider myself a well man
after months of suffering. Fellow
sufferers, Peruna will cure you."
A constantly increasing number of
physicians prescribe Peruna in their
practice. It has pioven its "merits so
thoroughly that even the doctors have
overcome their prejudice against so
called patent medicines and recommend
it to their patients.
Peruna occupies a unique position in
medical science. It is the only in
ternal systemic catarrh remedy
known to the medical profession today.
Catarrh, as every one will admit, is the
cause of one-half the disease which
afflicts mankind. Catarrh and ca
tarrhal diseases afflict one-half of the
people of the United States.
Robert R. Roberts, M.D., Wash
ington, D. C, writes :
"Through my own experience
as welf as that of many of my
friends and acquaintances who '
have been cured or relieved of
catarrh by the use of Hartman's
Peruna, I can confidently recom
mend it to those suffering from
such disorders, and have no hes
itation In prescribing it to my
patients." Robert R. Roberts.
Dr. R. Robbins, Muskogee, I. T.,
writes: ,
"Peruna is the best medicine I know
of for coughs and to strengthen a weak
stomach and to give appetite. Besides
prescribing it for catarrh, I have ord
ered it for weak and debilitated people,
and have not had a patient but said it
helped him. It is an excellent medi
cine and it fits bo many cases.
"I have a large practice, and have a
chance to prescribe your Peruna. I
hope you may live long to do good to
the sick and the suffering."
Dr. M. C. Gee, writes from 513 Jones
St., San Francisco, Cal. :
"Peruna has performed so many won
derful cures in San Francisco that I am
convinced that it is a valuable remedy.
No Offense Meant.
Blobbs I understand, sir, that you
referred to my photograph as a side
show?" '
Slobbs Don't get excited, old man.
I merely meant that it was a profile."
Strictly Modem.
Mrs. Hatterson Your new house, I
suppose, will be finished in modern
style?
Mrs. Carterson Oh, yes ; nothing in
it but antiques. Town Topics.
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Greatest green food en earth, yields 80 tons per acre, should
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EXAMINER -
DR. LLEWELLYN JORDAN
Medical Examiner United States
Treasury.
I have frequently advised its use for
women, as I find it insures regular and
painless menstruation, cures leucorr
hoea and ovarian troubles, and builds
up the entire system. I also consider
it one of the finest catarrh remedies I
know of." M. C. Gee, M. D.
Catarrh is a systemic disease cur
able only by systemic treatment A
remedy that cures catarrh must aim di
rectly at the depressed nerve centers.
This is what Peruna does.
Peruna immediately invigorates the
nerve-centers which give vitailty to the
mucous membranes. Then catarrh dis
appears. Then catarrh is permanently
cured.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peruna
write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad
vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman,
President of The Hartman Sanitarium,
Columbus, Ohio.
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