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About The Columbian. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 1880-1886 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 5, 1883)
CHRISTMAS. BY JCLIA. M. DTJSK. ' Ring out from your brazen throats O Christmas bells, your gladdest notes ! Ring through the world your sweet refrain Of Vpea.ce on earth, good will to men." i . Let the winds bear from sea to sea, Your creed of love and liberty I Down through the dim and countless years, Sweeter than song of bard's or seer's. Echoes thstsong from Bethlehem's plain, "Peace to the earth, good will to men." Fling the weet messages of peace To far-off lands beyond the seas 1 Till all the echoes ring again With "peace ou earth, good will to men 1" Teach us not only Christian speech, Teach us to practice what we preach 1 While Egypt sits with fettered hands, Beside her desert's drifting sands, Patient and dumb amid her pain, While Christian England binds her chain; While Christian Russia's thorne remains, Red with the blood from Christian viens; While ChrisUun Irish vainly plead, With Christrian England's power and greed. What wonder that our creed appears, A theme for mocking scoffs and sneers ? Ring long, rine long your stirring strain, 'Peace, peace on earth, good will to men 1" Ring, till our worn-out formal creeds Blossom anew with kindly deeds. Till every shore from sea to sea, - Is bright with love and liberty 1 Till all the stars shall sing again, As once they sang o'er Bethlehem's plain. "Now peace on earth,good will to men, "Glory to God! Amen, amen!" A GHOST. Love, will you let me in ? I am knocking at the door. Love, can I shelter win Close beside you, as of yore? Of my grave I am weary, Narrow, narrow, dark and d.eary; Wildly from its clasp I flew, Love, just to look at you. . I am so white and chill; Love, will you sarink away? If you will not kiss me still Do not let me in, I pray, I have cross'd the mighty river; Will you fear me? Do you shiver ! If your arms refuse to woo, Death is more kind than your. Love, if you were a ghost And I were alive and warm ih, perhaps I will not boast 1 might shudder at your form; I might flee before the presence Of an embodied essence. Hush ! Hush ! it is not true. Love, I should know 'twas you I Taxing the Editors. He was an exceedingly picturesque ly i-: j rr; iuu&iu(j lUUlTluuai. xiia uati icti iu heavy masses over his shoulders, and a very broad slouched hat crowned his large head. A dark green cloak came almost to his heels, and he carried nnder one arm a large portfolio, a camp-stool and a folded easel. He entered the edi torial rooms with a confident stride, opened his camp-stool and proceeded to palled oat a large piece of drawing paper from his portfolio, and, slapping it on the easel, seated himself before it and commenced leisurely sharpening a stick of charcoal. 'Whom do yon wish to see?' asked the office boy, approaching the pic tnreeque object cautiously, and keeping his hand within reach of an inkstand. - "Everybody!" ejaculated the visitor, a L : i. - 1 i r 1 1 - iu. air, and smiling a pre-itapnaeiite smiie nnnn fliA anfinisnrtna lwr. "T'm tha lightning portrait artist, and I wish to show the distinguished members of the Eagle staff how I do it. Only takes five minutes to a sitting. Just let the gentle men know I'm here, please," and he threw his hat carelessly upon the floor at his side. '' "What's up?" asked the dramatic edi tor, coming to the door of his room. "As you are," cried the artist, catch ing sight of the editor, and commencing to sketch rapidly upon the paper before him. ''Don't move. Excellent pose. Just the style of head to delight the soul of the lover of the truly antique. The young Augustus come to life. Head a bhade to the left, please. Ah ! that is it." "When did it blow in?" asked the dra matic editor, stepping forward and gaz ing curiously at the artist. "Stop!" cried the artist. "You will ruin everything. Another pose gone wrong," and he threw down his charcoal and sighed. "What's the row?" asked the city edi tor, coming to his door. "Ah ! niy ideal at last,"- cried the artist, whisking another sheet of paper from his portfolio. "Head a little back, please. Eyes slightly turned toward the ceiling." yT "What does it want, anyway?" Aasked the city editor, stepping forward. x "I beg of you, sir," said the artist, dashing at his sheet of paper. "Just five minutes as you are, and you are im mortal for life." Just at this moment the court reporter sauntered in. "Ah, Wilde, old man," cried the ar tist catching sight of him, "really beg your pardon; likeness-so strong to my friend. Sir, you shaiiDe my test sitter. Just lean against that desk over there.' Cross your limbs; throw your arms be hind you and keep your eyes on that ink bottle over there," ' "Where did it drop from?" asked the court reporter, and by this time a little group of editors and reporters stood gaz ing curiously, upon the artist. "Gentlemen," said the artist, running his fingers through his long hair and leaning back in his camp-stool, "I am the lightning portrait artist. Give me five minutes of your time and you are famous for life. Won't charge you a cent. Just wish to make myself solid with the press." "Suppose we give the crank a show," said the police reporter. "Only five minutes each, gentlemen, and we will have a gallery of portraits to be proud of," said the artist. "He's a good taffy slinger," said the dramatic editor. "It's a way those artist) have," said the art critic, looking very skeptically at the visitor. "I'll bet you ten to one he uses solar prints." "Take your bet," said the artist. "You might be more picturesque, but you'll do as a starter. Just sling off your over coat and hat and I'll show you a speci men of free-hand drawing "Never accept anything but oil paint ings," said the art critic. "Suppose you give me a sitting," said the artist turning to the society re porter. . "'Couldn't think of sitting to any one short of Daniel Huntington," said the reporter. "Ah, here's our sitter," said three or four of the groups, as the cashier entered the office. ! ; , , "Delighted," said the artist. "Rather modern, but good form. Not exactly aesthetic. - Might be a little more Floren tine curve of line, but "Not this morning some other morn ing," said the cashier. "Tell you what you do," said the sporting editor.. X have a perfect beauty in the -way of a bull pup. White with a brindle eye. I'll just let you have a couple of Xs- for a good portrait of that But the artist gathered up his traps and stalked majestically out of the office. Brooklyn Eagle. A Publisher's Profits. As Louis Berger, the author and phi lologist, was walking in the Avenue des Champs Elysees, one day, during the Exhibition in Paris last year, he heard a familiar voice exclaiming: "Buy some nuts of a poor man, ' sir; twenty for a penny!" "What!" said Berger, looking up and recognizing his old barber, "are you selling nuts?" 4' . 'AIl, sir, I have .been unfortunate,' was the reply. 1 ' "But this is no business for a man like you," Said Berger. "Oh, sir, if you could only tell me something better do do!" returned the barber with a sigh. j . Berger was touched. He reflected a moment, then, tearing a leaf from his memorandum-book, i he wrote for a few moments, and handed it to the man, saying: "Take this to a printing office, and have a hundred ! copies struck off; here is the money to pay for it. Get a license from the Prefecture of the Po lice, and sell them at two sous a copy, and you will have bread on the spot. The strangers who visit Paris cannot re fuse this tribute to the name of God, printed in so many different ways." The barber did -as he was bid, and was always seen in the entrance. of the Ex hibition, selling the following hand bill: THE NAME OF GOD IN FORTY-EIQHT LANGUAGES. Hebrew, Elohim or Eloah. Chaldaic. Eiah. j Assyrian, Eliah. Svriac and Turkish, A! ah. . Mala v. Alia. - Arabic, Allah. Language of the Magi, Orsi. Old Egyptian, Tuet. Armorian, Teuti. j Modern Egyptian Tenn. Greek, Theos. j Cretan, Thias. ; iEoIian and Doric Ilos. Latin, Deus. j. Low Latin, Diex. j Celtic and Old Gallic. Diu. French, Dieu. i Spanish, Dios. Portuguese, Deosl Old German, Diet. Provencal, Diou. j Low Breton, Doue. Italian, Dio. Irish, Die. ! Olala tongue, Deu. German, Gbtt. Flemish, Goefl. j Dutch, Godt. i English and Old Saxon, God. Teutonic, Gotb. j Danish and Swedish, Gut. Norwegian, Gud.j Slavic, Buch. j Polish, Bog. - ; Polaca, Bung, j Lapp, Jubinal. j Finnish, Jumala. ; Runic, As. Pannonian, Istu.. j Zemblian, Fetizo.; Hindostanee, Rain. Coromandel, Brama. Tartar, Magatal. , Persian, Sire. j Chinese, Prussa. j Japanese, Goezuri Madagascar. Zannar. Peravian, Pachooamae. A few days after Berger met the bar ber, j "Well, said, "has the holy name of God brought you good luck?" "Yes, indeed, sir," said the barber. "I sell on an average of 100 copies a day at two sous each, or! ten francs; but the strangers ' are generous; "some give me ten sous, and others twenty. I have even received two francs for a copy; so that all told, I am making five and twenty francs a day 4" "Five-and-t wenty francs a day!" said Berger. j "Yes, sir; thanks; to your kindness," he replied. f The deuce!' thought Berger, as he walked away. "If I were not a literary man, I would turn peddler or publisher; there is nothing so profitable as selling the learning or wit of others." The Dying Hendricks. There is a quiet laugh at the expense of big doc tory in Indianapolis. Ex-senator Hen dricks was recently reported critically ill of erysipelas, with gangrenous symp toms, certain, the great doctors of In dianapolis and Louisville said, to carry him to a speedy death. The senator prepareMor his fate calmly, and resign edly waited for the jgrim messenger. But he did not proceed to die.. The day to which the scientific) doctors limited his life, a blunt old Democratic friend, who was a country practitioner, came to pay his distinguished friend a farewell visit. He looked at the erysipelas of the dying statesman, and suddenly said, with an expressive grunt. "Nothing but bile, by G -d!" The next day the statesman was at the'polls voting the Democratic ticket. The distinguished scientific hvsicians are verv! quiet on the subject. iVe have the documents for this story. Dayton Journal. Sauce for Meats.An appetizing hot sauce for meats is made by taking one can of tomatoes and adding to it two onions chopped fine, a teaspoonful of Cayenne pepper, cinnamon, cloves, salt, and a little nutmeg to suit the taste. Let the tomatoes, onions, etc., boil for ten minutes, then take from the fire and add a large cupful 6f strong vinegar. Lantrtrv savs: "I am not pretty; I am beautiful;" and we suspect she half tells the truth. H0CSEI10LD ITEMS. Macedoine of Grapes. A fine bunch of Hamburg or of Malaga graces is very pretty incorporated whole into a clear champagne jelly. It should be sus pended with a small thread in the cen ter of the jelly-mold, although rot set. The bunches of grapes are in this way more easily imbedded than other fruits. In the latter, case the mould is placed cn ice; a little jelly is poured in, and when Bet some fruits are arranged in a circle, or according to taste, more jelly poured in, and left to harden again, more fruit added, and thus continued until the mold is full. Salmon with Lobster Sauce. Salmon served with lobster sauce ' is considered deleotable by the epicure. If the salmon is. fresh, boil it until it is tender, wrap ping it in a cloth. If canned salmon is used, heat it to the boiling point in the can, then drain the oil from it and pour the sauce over it. To make the sauce: To two tablespoonf uls of butter allow one heaping one of flour; stir them to gether till soft, then add a pint of water or of stock if not too rich; let it simmer gently; -when the sauce begins to whiten add two tablespoonfuls of lobster meat, picked very fine, pepper and salt and lemon juice to taste. Buckwheat Cakes. Buckwheat cakes with Indian meal added are recommend ed as a pleasant change from the plain buckwheat: To one pound of buckwheat flour allow half a pound of Indian ratal, (sift the meal before weighing) ; before wetting them mix thoroughly together. One fresh cup of good lively east should be mixed with water. Make a batter of the usual consistency. Mix the batter about nine o'clock in the evening; place it where it will be warm enough to rise slowly. If too thick in the morning to drop easily from the spoon, thin the bat ter with water. If too thin, stir in a little more buckwheat flour. Stewed Apples.Pare smoothly half a dozen good-sized tart apples; scoop out the cores; boil the apples in sugar and water until they are soft enough to be pierced with a broom-splint, but be care ful to have them keep their shape. When Jrou cut out the cores, cut out a little ess than one-third of the apple, separate it from the core, and, after stewing it, mix it with some cold boiled rice, the yolks of two eggs, sugar and spice to suit your taste. When the apples are done, fill the centers of the apples with the rice, etc. ;' beat the gwhites of two eggs to a stiff froth, adding the two tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar as you beat them; put a spoonful of this on the top of each apple and send to the table. These are delicious, either warm or cold. Chicken Pie with Oysters. Boil the chicken a year old is best until ten der; drain off the liquor from a quart of oysters, boi), skim, line the sides of a dish with a rich crust; put in a layer of chicken, then a layer of raw oysters, and repeat until the dish is filleil, seasoning each layer with pepper, salt, and bits of butter, and adding the oyster liquor and part of the chicken liquor until the liquid is even with the top layer; now cover loosely with a .crust, leaving an opening in the centre "to allow steam to escape. If the liquor cooks away, add chicken gravy, or hot water. Bake forty minutes in a moderate oven. Make gravy by adding to chicken liquor left in the pot, one quart or more, two tablespoon fuls of Hour, rubbed smooth with two tablespoonfuls of butter, and seasoned highly with pepper; let cook until there is co raw taste of flour; salt to taste and serve. NOTICE. To the Farmers and Mechanics of Oregon, Washington Territory and Idaho: We wish to call your attention to the fact that our annual Catalogue and prine list for 1882-83 is now ready for distribution. It will be found very valuable and instructive reading, and will be furnished gratuitously. Send your name and postoffice address to FARMERS and MECHANICS' STORE, 184 First street, Portland, Oregon. sepl-lm P. O. Box 17 5 DON'T BUY BOSS BOOTS UNLESS YOU WANT THE BEST. SEE THAT OUR NAME IS ON EVERY PAIR. AKIN, SELLING & CO. Book And Music Buyers: Send to Wiley B. Allen, 153 third street, Portland, for any book or music published. Orders by mail filled promptly. The "Musical Pastime a monthly journal of music, 60 eta. a year. Send stamp for big catalogue of music. Frank G. Abcll, the Portland photographer is leading the profession in all the novelties of the art. Elis work is always of the best and his cue tomers are satisfied with what they receive. The male and female minstrels at the Elite theater in Portland are drawing crowded houses. The Tudors are the latest sensation and more talent is on the wav. The best liver regulator known, sure cure for Dyspepsia and indigestion is D". fen ley's Cali fornia I. X. L. Bitters. . Garrison repairs. all kinds of sewing machines. Explained at foot of tbiti column. Pofflal Bnsiness Directory ! MUSIC A. I,. THK Ut'MICAL PANTIM K. A monthly Jour nal of music (both vocal and Instrumental.) sent to any address for 50cts per year. Address Wiley B. Allen, publisher and music dealer, 153 Third street, Portland, Oregon. Catalogue free.' SDRVKYORS. W. II. SIAYlfK Civil Engineer. Contractor and surveyors. Omee Room No. 8 Lane's Building. East Portland. All kinds of surveying and drafting done for any part of the country. BAREB1FA EMPIRE HATCEICV 12 Washington. Voss & Fuhr, Props. J.I annfacturers of Pilot bread, Soda. Picnic, Butter, Boston, Sugar and Khoe Fly crackers. Orders from the trade solicited and promptly at- V. O. JK.MKK z CO, 109 Front street near Washington. Ores, metals, mineral waters, coalt, etc carefully analyzed. Assays for gold an1 silver 3.; other metals fromr$3. to 5. Uold dust bought and bars made. Orders by mull carefully attended to. ... J. B. McIVTO II, -Cor. Front and 8tark. Chem ical analysis made of ooal, mineral waters, etc. Or dinary assays of fold, silver, lead or copper, front 13 to 5. Dr. P. Harvey. Consulting tTheniist. A.TTORIVF.YK. D. P. KESTIVEDT,. Attorney and Couuetur at I .aw Boon & Dekuw' bulldlny;. Legal busbies. pertaining to Letters Patent for inventions, before thePatenflieorlntheOou Liver and idney diseases vetoed by. Dime Pills. Slaven'a Tosemlt Cherry Tootb Paatis An aromatic combination for the preservation of the teeth and gums. It is far superior to any E reparation of its kind in the market. In large, andsomeopel pots, price fifty cent. For sale by all druggists. Hodge, Davis & Co., whole sale agents, Portland, Oregon. Turkish Bugs. Send to John B. Garrison 167 Third street Portland, for catalogues of io- signs. ' hi every pair. ETEEY PAIR GUARANTEED. AKIlf, 8BU0O CtK KU1 Bf STENCILS ar a r '" j aUKaujari arr. JTOBTIAJTr o& W.JC Chamberlain Jr. Thos. A. Bobinson. ife Scholarship - , $70 SEND FOB CIRCULAR. BENTAVIIAKT X1IK BEST IK TIIK CIT1 All Modern Improvements. Open all day. .1. ft. HBEXXEK. Prnprtlr MEN AND WOMEN, Boys and girls, anyone wfc wants light, pleasant em pluvment In which from $H to f 10 ier day can be mace will send their name and postofrW adores to lis inv mediately.and receive our descriptive circiilupi. Ad dress, I. II. Getehell is Co.. No. 137 Frcn street Portland. Oregon. Write to Cleveland Dispensary. Cleveland.O ., for Pamphlet in plain sealed euvel ope, describing an INSTRUMENT (worn at niaht) for curing bimole, Cheap, Xever i aiu. 91000 UKWA11D THOK AN YON K WHO WILL I.KARX JL1 Kellotnt A JIIIontt System of HiiMta and ( lutik C'attlng, and, with a eorrnt mean- j lire am' perfect cutting, produce a bad tilting- garment, aeverai iniprovemenw nave jur been made. Agents to sell and leach wanted in every town. (Jood acents ca. .-UCt jroai 10 to $'.v per day. K KLUKJO j l LIhon, Clienev. Sjiokane Ci.. W. T MMMMiaHMBBMWMMMMgMmB Tala sweat HtrMcta alas Bemady ana Nerve Toale is the le gitimate result of over 31 years or practical experi ence, and CUR KS WITH UNFAILING CKRTAIN TY, Nervous and Physi cal Debility, teminal Weakness, Spermator rhoea, ProstatorrheaKra missions, Impotency, Kx hausted Vitality, Prema ture Decline and Of MAKIIOMD, from whatever rause Drttdueed. It enriches and purine the blood.Ktreiigthens the Nerves, Brain, Moaclea, Digestion. Reproductive Or gans, and Physical and Mental Faculties. II tops any unnatural debilitating dram upon the system, preventing Involuntary losses, de bilitating dreams, seminal losses with the urine etc., so destructive to mind and body. It l a sure eliminator of all KIDNKY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS. IT CONTAINS NO INJURIOUS INORKDIENT. To Uow Mfferlas from tbe ef fects of yoatafal ladlseretlons or eiwutt, a speedy, thoroualt and permnnent CHICK If O V AIIANTK Ell. Price, GO per bottle, or flv bottles lu case with full directions and advice, S 1 Sent secure from observation to any address upon re celpt of price, or C. O. D. To be had only of Dr. C J. Salfleld, SIO Kearny treet, San Francisco, Cal. Consultation strictly connden tlal, by letter or at offlce, FilEK For the convenient of patients, and in order to secure perfect secrecy, 1 have adopted a private address, under which all pack ages are forwarded. . TRIAL BOTTLK FKKE. Sufficient to sh w its merit, will be scut to any on applying by letter, stating his symptoms and arc Communications strictly confidential. ' D. J hlALARKEY &C0. ' Spewlal atUntJoa given to the sale of Wheat, Oats, Flour, Wool & Dairy Produce. ,.: Bead tor WJCJBKLT PRICES CTTRRENT. mailed free on application. ICbenl AdTRnces on Consignments. Asignmaota and Orders Bollcited. TIIK "WHITE." WE HAVE THIS DAY OLI our entire Interest In, and transferred the agency of the Wnlte Sewing Machine to Mr. John B. Garri son, of 1B7 Third str et, Portland, Or. Mr. Garrison will hereafter supply the growing demand for thli superior and popular sewing machine. plS HILT, e BA "TV ForCnts,Vnrns9 Sores,Iloils,piles Cnked Breasts, Corns, etc.,it lias no equal. kId by Drug gists uud coun try stores at 10 cents per box. P. 8. Aki) Ben.Sellmg, H. K. Doaoh. f-i M I mi kr-tt' " CO I f I 2 la CO j H I s i 7 ( CO I p mm qp in 1 1 ii 1 1 , aim m 1 m n m.v . mm - w u w aw 1 oee our gun testimonials J v llll' SSII All IILUUVEUHIUIIil ITiTh MntAZS.l FroiceOo oniru BETrKK TUAB OilLD. . CALIFORNIA FKUIT SALT. A Pleasant and Efficacious Remedy. IF YOU HAVE ABUSED YOURSELF By over indulgence In eating ot drinking; have sick or nervous I headache; dryness of the skin, with a feverish tendency; night bweats aud sleeplessness; by all means use S'aven's California Fruit Salt. And feel yoimg once more. It Is the woman's friend. Try it; 1 per bottle; bottles for t.i. For sale by all druggists. tiuiJUE., UA v loot w. noifwic akhiw. Simmpml's Kentucky Nabob Bourbon Whiskey. , Of all the famous productions of the Blue Grass Dis trict this Wjhlsky U unexcelled for purity and liavor. or family and medicinal purposes 66 1 99 Is noto-ioufc It Is iiieuIp from pure barley and wheat spirits, and Its various component parts blehded with sclentitic accuracy. The Best and Purest Brand In the Market. I TODD t B1VES, Kole A gen to for Portland. Oren nnil the Ter rluri-a. where the trade can be supplied by the bar rel half barrel or case, at the same price and terms as In Kentucky or San Kranctsro. - WILLIAM COLLIER, Deulerln Kew mid SECOND HANI) MACHINERY, 1 T 8 Mndlaon fit.. Portland. Or. Pnrtte detilrliur Holler. Kns'nei or SAW MIf.L. M Vl lll.VKHY anware j by uddi-emlntc Air. (filler. New aijid Second Hand Machine ooghi and sol'J or truded o (MtvantmiV). SEWING MACHINE STORE 167 THIRD ST. 1 Bxpaianrs soxra ON SHORT NOTICE. L V. All Leading MACHINES K OIXJ9 . OM f Cy THREAD, CL)ATTArHlIENTS.etc. - . HOUSEHOLDS WHITE WOSDEUFCL IWSTnTXJIETS:: I Ou which any one can play. THE McTAMMANY Organettes, Melopeaas and Automatic Organj, - , -.... " I SIMON HAlllilS, OKNEHAL AGENT, 49 FIRST ST., - - POUTLAND, OK. Catalogues of Instruments and Music mailed free upon application. Bi'ACi KXTS WAXTEI).-U HUDSON'S GUN STORE. SB First street Portland, Ore. f7N, I pistoim jlhj amuitjkitioa Tnkl of EveT DKriUMi SF OBTSMEN'S EMPORIUM. WM. BECK & SON Importers and dealers In Guns, Rifles, and H.evolvois Rotls, Reels, Lines, Basket Flies, i-. Sinkers, loals, I!(Hiks o Leaders nlllxlllfl f PIS:HIITG TACKX.E, Braided aud Taered Oil HUlc Llues. Six Spliced Split Bamboo Bods, i 05 and 16T Second t.t Portland. Or iJTISELL 10 030 Pianos 1,030 Organs. Half, liujr ft Maiiufactnivi. Frt.in25totl.0o0 Cali, Rfnt or InitrllnioiiUk. Civtalotcir t'rva, ANTI8ELL. cor. !jrVi'-Vr1f'lJ USE ROSE PILLS ill ill fi Wfewum. w Mmmmm $,ooo. V;. s,ooo A CERTIFICATE OF 315UIHEU3UIP for - :.r:- TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS IN THE Universal Benevolent Ass'n Of Calfoniln for Unmarried Pcrpona lacr- ea at tbe rate of 9'iO oer month the first year, $." the second year, S5u the third year and $? the foorth year. or further particulars and terras send for i:ory of our new paper, "The Ideo RTaphlc.' whleh will be sent fiee. RELIfcLK LIVK.AGKNTa WaNTKD In every town and county in Oregon and Washington Ter. Bend for terms at once to W. WHITEWELL, Oen'l Art. Ore Kon and WahIngton Territory. Room 48 Uuiou hlo k. Portlsnd, r. ERUVIAN ITERS. 't '!! 'I 1 'it 1 -V 'I-i i;----i-:"i' 1 XT urf, is' 7. :'J. 0 The Flnent 1J1TTEUH la Ibe Vt OIIl.U. TIIKY EFFKCTUALLV CUIIE MALARIAL DISEASES, Vitalize the Nyaiem and nrreat (he rTgea the lrMJtiil Alcohol llublt, Aak your Srnggiat or Wine Merebant for them. WILUEJIUINO A, CO., Aajenta, Man Fraa cIm-a. v. .1. VAX BCItPYVEB fc CO ro it land USROREPIT.LS. J. A WES(X, Penman at the Portland Business College, Received the premium ipven by tbe PORTLAND MECHANICS' FAIR, For the best exhibit t f Plain Writing-, Card Writing Flourishing Kettering and Pen Urawing. Tbe Fortlaud Business College Journal, Containins: speclneris of ornamental pen worlc. exe cuted by Pn.f. WefX'o, will be -ent free to any addreos. r.Kl name on postal curd. Addr MfrPROK(i neTtf Ix)ck Itox 104. Portland, Or. 1850. 32 Years Practical Experience. 1882. John A. Child DRUGGIST, Dealer In Fine Chemicals, Perfumery, Toilet Articles, Sponges, Soaps, & Rubber Loods. Cor Morritvjn & 2d it Portland, Or. Pnecial attention. pa.d to orders by mail when iccon p n led 1 th the can USE HOSE PILLS. $1000 EEWAED WILL BE PAID TO ANY PERSON PR0DUO lug a more effectual remedy than Dr. Keek's Sore Care for Catarrh. Which haa stood the teat for fourteen rears. Physi cians, Drajrglata, and all who have uned and thor oughly tested It, pronounce It ayeelne for tbe cure of that loathsome disease. Try tu Your druggist haa It, price tl. Dr. Keclc tboroaghlr nnderatanda, and Is eminently sucvemful In the treatment of ailearvale ant. diias cult dfaeaaee of t aeaea and all aa, bavlnc made a apeciawyot tbetr treatment for fourteen years lie treats Oajaeea without name tbe knife. II Is t vor ite prescription la tarnished to lady patlenta Free, No lady abould be wit boot it. Young, middle-aired or old, male or fesaate. Insanity or a life of suffering Is your inevitable doom unless you apply in time to the physician who nnderatanda, and Is competent to treat your case. Waste no more time nor money with In competent physician a. All communteationa attended to with dispatch, and are strictly confidential. Meal claes sent to any part of the country. Circulars, testi monials, and a list of printed questions furnished on application. CX S H CLTATIO H FUKE. Indnee a three-cent stamp for ltat and addres JDlt. JAM Kti KKCK, No. i:5 First street. Portland. Or. DR. SPIWREY, Wo. 11 Ktanj atreat, U. 7.. Treats all Chraaie aua4 Sipaclal Dl YOUNG MEII TT7"nO MAY BE BUFFERING FROM THE Yv fects of youthful follles-or Indiscretion, will de well to avail themselves of this, the erttateat boon ever la'.d at tb altar of suifeiinr humanity. DR, SPINNEY vn?l guarantee to forfeit 500 lor every case of Hemlnal Weaicneas or private disease of any kind or character which he undertakes aud falls to CUIT' MIODLS-AQED lOdf. There aie many at tbe ag of thirty to sixty wbe re troubled with too frequent evacuations of tbe bladder, often accompanied by a slight smarting or bu ruing sensation and a weakening of the aystetn In a manner tbe patient c&nuot account for. On exaiu inlnff the urinary deposits a ropy aedlmeut will uftea be found, and sometimes small partWHes of albumen will appear, or the color will be of a thin mllklub hue, :urain changing to a dark and torp'd appearance. There Are many men who die of this difllcuftr. In no rant of tbe cuU8 which Is the second staga of Semi nal Weakness. Dr. 8. will guarantee a perfect cure in all such cases, and a healthy restoration of tbe genito urinary organs. Offlce Hours 10 to i and 8 to s. Sundays from 10 la 11 A. M. Consultation free. Thorough essniinaikM and advice, I ". 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