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: ' I : - 1-4- ' 7 1 1 VOL. III. ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA COUNTY, OREGON, JANUARY 12, 1883. NO. 23. COLUMBIAN. : - ; j . ZZI A BACHELOR. BY WM. MCI?TOSH. Too jHHir for a nob. Too prond for a snub; Too line for tlu mod Poor devil ! Too mystic for trail.1; Too honest, 'tis saiJ. For gain that is mali By evil. Too high his iJal; Too hum bio the real; To duty to feel F-r grieving. Too nt y hating: To mirthless for mating Life's pleasures le!atin. Ami leaving. Too little a jxx-t To nnike tho worM know it; Too weak to forego it, Still trying. Too Irank; too forgiving; Too prune to believing; Too lonesome for living. Or living Henry Berh The Animal' friend. Henry Bergh's everyday life during nearly twenty years, has been an expres sion of sympathy with "our poor earth born coin paiiionAaud fellow mortals," the dumb creatures. He was born in New York City in the vear 1823. His father was a wealthy man, the leading American shipbuilder of his time. He was a native of the Em pire State, and a long-time resident of New York City, which deeply mourned his loss when, at the age of eighty-three he departed this life. Mr. Bergh's grand father was a native of Germany. His mother's maiden name was Elizabeth I vers. She was the daughter of a Con necticut family distinguished for its ex cellent qualities. Blessed with a supe rior parentage, possessing ample means, Mr. Bergh received a superior educa tion, but did not complete the course at Columbia college. He married while young a Miss Taylor, daughter of Eng lish parents. In 1SG2 he was appointed Secretary of Legation at St. Peters burgh, and began there that active inter ference in behalf of the right of animals to kind treatment, which has give him a reputation wide as civilization. Of course, his services to abused ani mals in the Russian capital were entirely unofficial, but they were effective, thanks to the distinguished character of his equipage and the fine livery of his coach man. Mr. Bergh resigned his position on account of ill-health. On his way home he indulged in the luxury of leis urely travel and became acquainted with the Earl of Harrowby, President of the lloyal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, London. The soci ety of which Mr. Bergh was the founder, is modeled largely after the English one presided over by this nobleman until his death. He returned to New York in 1804, and spent a year in maturing his plans for the establishment of means to check and prevent cruelty to animals. The American Society for the Preven tion of Cruelty to Animals was instituted in 18G5. In 1800 it was given by statute the .powers of prosecution, and even arrest, which it still possesses. Mr. Bergh has been its president since its inception, and its invaluable services to beast, and man as well for men are made better by being taught the practice of humanity towards dumb creatures are largely due his resolution, the moral elevation of his character, his tact, unflinching courage and unconquerable perseverance. He stands six feet high, and 'his appearance and carriage denote a power of will which readily commands respect. But his appeal to the moral sense and his disinterestedness are the principal ele ments of his success. He receives no salary for his work, freely gives his time and energies to it, and the public know this to be the case and respect and honor the man who makes the sacrifice. The statute of 18GG constitutes Mr. Bergh an assistant district attorney in New York City and assistant of the attorney gen eral of the State, in the enforcement of the laws against cruelty to animals. He is a member of the bar, and effective in the court room, as well as in interfer ences in behalf of animals in the public streets and elsewhere, and on the public platform as a lecturer enforcing the wis dom and duty of humane feeling and action. The New York society has 325 workers in the State. Thirty-six States in the Union have founded similar: organiza tions, and Mr. Bergh's correspondence contains many applications from foreign lands for information as to his methods and the laws under which he works. During the first year of its exist ence as an agency enforcing that law of the State which included a prin ciple new in American jurisprudence, namely, that men's ownership of inferior creatures is limited by the claims of an enlightened humanity, the American So ciety for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals prosecuted 101 persons; in 1881, 855, and the total number of prosecu tions up to the end of last year was 9121. The total number of disabled animals suspended from work in the cities of New York and Brooklyn, from 1801 to 1881, was 21,201. No arrests were made in these cases, but the drivers or owners were warned and advised. A total of nearly two thousand animals was de stroyed by agents of the society in 1881. Mr. Bergh's society owns three ambu lance for the removal of disabled animals from the street, and a derrick . to rescue ) them from excavations into which they might fall. The Royal Society, Lon., has no appliances of this nature, and the presumption is that the large number of poor horses, etc., which become disabled in the great city, lie there to die unre garded. Dog-fighting men, rat-bailers aud cock fighters, as a matter of course, regard Mr. Bergh as an enemy, but their opposition, brutal and bold is of less importance than the indifference to the objects of ; his society, con tempt, or half-avowed opposition of leople who consider themselves cul tured, an.i of newspapers which boast of their adaptation to family reading and yet contain demoralizing accounts of bloody dog fight. iThe disenssiou as to the propriety of vivisection is still open, but it may be well to recall the fact that Majendie, the dissector of forty thousand unfortunate living creatures, declared vivisection to be i a failure. Pigeon shooting, a form of sport affected by the wealthy and influential, Mr. Bergh has not been able to stop. Dog fighting as provided and exhibited on Long Island thanks to the vigilance of the officers, may now be regarded as a thing of the past. About three ytars ago the attempt was made to institute the sport of bull lighting in New York City. Men had arrived from Spain for this purpose, an arena had been built and performances were announced, when Mr. Bergh with some fifty policemen put an end to the enterprise, with great loss to its pro moters. There is no possibility of such an experiment being tried again in New York. The income of the society in 1881 was $25,480 25, and the balance in its favor at the end of the year 81,804 72. It has been assisted powerfully by bequest, especially that of Louis Bonard. of 150,000, contested by relatives but confirmed the property of tho society, by judicial decision. "Our Animal friends," is the name of a pictorial monthly magazine published under the auspices of the society, and which has a large number of appreciative readers. The value of Mr. Bergh's work is in calculable. From the standpoint of mere economy, kindness to animals is cheaper than cruelty and; far more productive, as many men who have come under the influence of Mr.; Bergh's persuasion, though once they opposed it, now admit. To increase the happiness of the animals dependent upon us and to avoid cruelty towards all creatures possessed of con scious life, is a gratification of a high order, and a means to moral improve ment of great importance, as the experi ence of all persons thus actuated con firms. Brutality and cruelty are checked and punished by the means enforced by Mr. Bergh, and young people observe and take warning.? In short, moral pro gress and therefore happiness are directly assisted .by the work done by him and those everywhere ho employ themselves in the jame humane manner. Lo k to Your Chlckenss If you wish to have your hens attend strictly to business, give them a chance. Warm and sunny quarters, warm break fasts of the boarding-house style, that is a mixture of potatoes, vegetables and meat with an occasional mess nighly peppered. Clean,; warm water, or warm skimmed milk in a clean vessel. ltoom for exercise, and 1 make them scratch a part of the time by sowing their whole grain feed into tho littering or ground floor of their quarters. 5 We have found it a good practice to keep the floors cov ered three or four inches deep with chaff or cut stiaw, and when feeding whole grain scatter' among the litter and rake in. In this way the fowls have to scratch for a living. If jthe floor is dry sand, whiah by the way iis one of the best, dig the dry feed in with a steel rake. Re member that fowls clean themselves by using the dnst bath and sun towel. See that they have both. If yon have se cured several barr Is of road dust or dry loam you ate ail right; if you have been so shiftless that you have nothing pro vided you can use dry ashes, or go to seme sand bank and secure a supply of dusting material. With the dust bath, whatever it may be, mix a good portion of j sulphur. Before you get very far into the winter look for lice. It won't pay to winter them an. I there is no need of doing it. If your fowls or fowl-houses are infested with lice or ver min, clean them out, if it takes a week's time; you cannot afford to keep lice. They are one of the greatest of all draw backs to egg production or thrifty poul try, only a few have heus that lny in the, winter. Tho few that get e;?gs find it an easy matter, but they do it by giving the proper feed, care aud attention needed. The many who do not get eggs are those who neglect the birds. There is too much neglect in this branch of farming. No other farm 'animal feels neglect so quick as a laying hen. A large majority of the poultry is neglected and left to rough it through, Fowls will pay for care an.l feed as well as cattle, horses, sheep or pigs, and the labor in this de partment is lighter than in any other. There is no difficulty about any part of the work aod anybody can do it. Treat the hens decently; give them clean and comfortable quarters, and feed them well with a variety of food and they will lay. ! Transplantation of Muscle. Dr. Helferich, of Munich, after tho removal of a large fibro sarcoma from the biceps muscles of a woman, aged 'M, refilled the gap left vacant with a freshly cut piece of muscle taken (from a dop, fastening the same with sixi lower and thirty upper catgut ligatures. ( A cure followed the antiseptic treatment. The patient can now readily flex and extend the arm. An electrical examination instituted by Ziemisen did notjsbow any abnormality, and it appears therefore that the trans planted muscle has retaiued all its vital functions. Lyness'd Snake Warming.. A python, sixteen feet long, and five cobras and black snakes wire brought to the Central Park menagerie on Saturday afternoon. They had just arrived from Europe. No blankets had been provided by tae exporter. The serpents had been merely tossed into a large wooden box, with some loose hay at the bottom and air holes at top. During the voyage out the hay got wet, and the box became soaked. When the snakes were landed they were found to be rigid, and so strongly knit together in a common mass that it seemed impossible to separate them. The big case was put on a truck, and the truckman- drove the snakes to the park in the intense cold of Saturday. When Superintendent Conklin got the consignment he was naturally indignant at receiving congealed serpents. How to separate them seemed a puzzle. "They'll have to be thawed out," said Superin tendent Conklin. Tohias Lyness is tho park menagerie engineer. He has charge of the,great furnaces that consume 300 tons of coal in a season. Tobias Lyness has been many years in the employ of tho park. He is an American. Broad-shouldered, muscu lar, curly haired, cool, Lyness has no fear in him. He is no conjurer, charmer, or tamer, merely a brave engineer. "Lyness, I wish you would thaw out these serpents for me," said Superin tendent Conklin, who supposed they were dead, "and when you have them uncoiled, put them in bags where I can find them and have them sent to the tax idermist's on Monday." "All right, sir,'' replied Lyness, and, calling the menagerie hands, ho sail: "Dump those serpents in the engine room." Tobias Lyness had a roaring fire in his half-ton furnace. He raked down the coal, put on the blast, and when the fire was at white heat he threw open the fur nace door. Then ho seized the coil of frozen pythons, cobias, and black snakes and dragged it close to the fire. Lyness lighted his pipe and sat read ing a paper in front of the furnace, waiting for the serpents to thaw out. After a while, happening to look down, he saw six great serpent' heads, with lustrous eyes and darting tongues. Lyness put down his pipe and paper. As he did so the coil of berpents quad ruped in size, showing plainly enough that they were reviving. "Come here, Tom," shouted Lynes3 to Donohuo, the night watchman. "Bring that box along, and shut up your docs. We're going to have a circus." Tom Donohue ran up. He looked in through the engine room window and said: "Wait till I get the net, and we'll haul them in." "Net be darned," said Lyness. The serpents kept wriggling aud un coiling themselves gradually. Finally the python began slipping from the mass. Lyness stepped forward and caught the python near the head with one hand, and lower down about the body with the other. Then he played with snake. He choked him and manipulated him. "I'll ihaw him out well," he said, laughing. Finally he threw the snake into the box, which was quickly closed. Lyness then turned his attention to the other snakes, and thoroughly thawed and boxed them all. Then he and Tom Donohue carried the box to the great glass snake house, and dumped the new comers among the reptiles already there. Last night the snakes were doing well. Three young rabbits and four pigeons are being fattened for them, and they will be fed in a few days. New York Sun. The Ilolieuzollerns. . One wondered when the military labors for following the maneuvers of an army corps on horseback is uo holi day work and the amusements of tho week were orer, whether tho emperor did not heave a sigh of relief and wish that he might for once travel about a bit without being subjected to repetitions of scenes that he must have assisted at a thousand times before. But those who know say he does nothing of the kind. He is as eager for amusement and as easily amused as a boy, and after a long day of varied festivities will ask whether that is all in a most regretful way. Truly, not only an iron constitution, but a healthy and elastic spirit must be con ceded to a man of 85 to whom his long labors and his satisfied ambition have left so fresh and childlike a nature. His old doctor almost as old as himself, and the only physician the Kaiser will trust to regulate his daily life reported to a friend of mine while here the difficulty he had in making him remember that he was no longer 40 years of ago. His appe tite for forbidden delicacies is as boyish as his appetite for parades and fetes. Even when he is taking the "cure" at Ems, and the strictest regimen should be require 1 of him, he is not willing to do without a iobster for his daily break fast. One wonders not only that he, but that his responsible physician has lived so long. If one were to pick out of all the fami lies in the world one which wou'd by its physical appearance do honor to the greatest of contemporary thrones, one could not find a better than this Hohen zollern race. Their strength and manly beauty are famous amid the royal houses of Europe 30 generally far from healthy or handsome. What the Emperor looks like is well known a perfect picture of a monarch and a soldier, the most splen did specimen of kingly old age one could conceive, nis son is almost as imposing and even handsomer in feature, with a beauty which no plainness of apparel could detract fiom and which the ut most gorgeousness of a gala uniform seems but rightly to adorn. One often hears the fact regretted, therefore, that J this splendid Hohenzollern stock has ieen injured by his marriage with Qaeen Victoria's daughter. For that it has been injured one sees very . plainly by looking at the young Prince William, who is the next heir to the throne, and whose little son, born some months rago, completes the unusual spectacle of four living generations in direct male descent. He is not a Hohenzollern at all in his looks, unfortunately, but a true child of his mother and grand mother. Moreover, he is infirm as well as unbeautiful in body. One of his arms is either stunted or paralyzed, and from his face one cannot predict a continu ance of either the sound sense or war like ability or firm character of his elders. However, he is very young, and may improve, and perhaps his little son will be more of a Hohenzollern, and less of an Englishman. His brother Henry, now about 15, and a naval officer, is far better to look at Hohenzollern through and through and gives one the impres sion that he is stronger and cleverer. Of course, when the above mentioned baby was about to make its entrance in the world, there 7as much apprehension lest it should prove a girl. Not only the nat ural wish on such occasions prevailed, but also the desire that the four genera tions might complete themselves in the masculine. These German princes, stately though they are on state occa sions, are buergcrlich enough in their private lives one great reason why they are believed by other people. So when the decisive hour approached the Cr wn Prince walked impatiently up and down in front of his daughter-in-law's room just as any plebeian papa'might have done. The "little Prince," as Prince William is popularly called, at last put his head out of the window and called in naive ecstasy, "Papa, papa, it is a boy after all." "Of course," shouted his father in reply, "what else could it have been?" Great was the joy in the house of Hohenzollern, and as soon as possible the four generations were photographed together the old Kaiser with the tiny baby on his knee and the papa and grandpa beaming upon them from either side. The "Four Emperors" as the picture is called, is sold by hundreds all over Germany; and, looking at them, one can bslieve the future of the family is well assured, and can understand also how it is that this royal family holds so warm a place in the hearts of its sub jects. New York World. A Texas Wife. The best natured woman in the United States lives in Austin. She has been married a number of years to a man named Ferguson, but she and her hus band have never had a quarrel yet, and he- has frequently boasted that it is utterly impossibla to make her angry. Ferguson made several desperate at tempts to see if he could not exasperate her to look cross or scowl at him, merely to gratify his curiosity, but the more outragecms he acted the more affable and loving she behaved. Last week he was talking to a friend about what a hard time he had trying to find out if his wife had a temper. The friend offered to bet 50 that if Ferguson were to go home drunk, raise a row, and pull the table-cloth full of dishes off the table, she would show some signs of annoy ance. Ferguson said he didn't want to rob a friend of his money, for he knew he would win ; but they at last made a bet of 50, the friend to hide in the front yard and watch the proceedings of the convention through the window. Ferguson came home late and appar ently fighting drunk. She met him at the gate, kissed him, and assisted his tottering steps to the house. He sat down hard in the middle of the floor, and howled out: 'Confound your ugly picture, what did you mean by pulling that chair from under me?" "O, I hope you didn't hurt yourself. It was my awkwardness, but I'll try and not do it again," and she helped him to hi3 feet, although she had nothing in the world to do with his falling. He then sat down on the sofa, and sliding off on the floor, abused her like a pick pocket for lifting up the other end of the sofa, all of which she took good naturedly, and finally she led him to the supper table. He threw a plate at her, but she did as if she had noticed it, and asked him if he would take tea or coffee. Then the brute seized the table cloth and sat down on the floor, pulling the dishes and everything else over him in one grand crash. What did this noble woman do? ' Do you suppose she grumbled and talked about going home to her ma, or that she sat down and cried like a fool, or that she sulked and pouted? Not a bit of it. With a pleasant smile she said: "Why, George, that's a new idea, ain't it? We have been married ten years, and have never yet eaten our sup per on the floor. Won't it be fun jus like those picnics we used to go to be fore we got married," and then this an gelic woman deliberately sat down on the floor alongside of the wretch, ar ranged the dishes, and fixed him up a nice supper. This broke George all up. He owned up he was only fooling her, and offered to give her the fifty dollars to get a new hat, but she took the money and bought him a new suit of clothes and a boxof cigars. "John, what is that peculiar smell V asked an Austin man's wife, when he came home very late, She expected he would say that it was the incense they used in tne lodge-room, or that he would tell some other lie, but she was mistaken. "It's whisky, that's what it is," he re plied, defiantly. "Miserable creature," retorted his wife, "you have at last got down so low that you have not got de cency enough left to try aud lie out of it." Texas Siftings. Astonished Mourners. Tho f3au Francisco Chronicle of De cember 8th. has the following: Fongj Chow, a Chinaman of some prominence among his countrymen be cause of his wealth, has been ill for some days past with pneumonia, and has lain in his Bartlett-alley residence ap parently undecided whether to live or to die. On Tuesday Dr. James Stanton was called in, and found Fong in the second j stage of the disease, with pros pects for a speedy demise. The Doctor made a hard fight for his patient during Wednesday, but prepared his relatives for the worst, telling them that he might die witlin iwenty-foar hours. Fong was restloss during the night, aud about two o'clock yesterday morning insisted on getting up and getting himself a drink of water. He then returned to his couch, and three hours later he relapsed into a state which his watchers at once pro nounced to be death. As Dr. Stanton was wending his way toward Bartlett alley at an early hour he was met by a Chinaman, who informed him of, Fong's death, and stated that there was no need for his further ser vices, but the Doctor kept on, with a view to taking a look at his patient. Arriving: at Fong's house it was found to be heavily draped with the Chinese mourning color, while a ton or two of eulogistic funeral notices were piled up ready for use. Inside the dead pagan's nnmerous female connections had their hair down and full mourning on. The dead Fong lay on the floor in great state, his thin body gorgeously arrayed in a blue silk shroud, ending in white silk socks. He looked very well for a corpse and might have passed as such had not the Doctorf made a close examination which showed that he was not only not dead, but was not even in a trance. His pulse was feeble, but still distin guishable, and the heart and other organs were in like operation. The doc tor at once refused to sign the desired death certificate and administered a stiff dose of brandy and carbonate of ammonia to the dead Fong which promptly performed the miracle of raisincr! him to life, much to the aston ishment and terror of the mourners. After recovering consciousness Fong sat up for a moment, swore vociferously at his surroundings, and then, struggling to his feet, walked over to his regular couch, jand went to bed. In a few min utes he slept the sleep of the just, and the attendants took away the burning punks and other funeral paraphernalia in short order. The doctor says that Fong will hardly recover from the illness, but that he may live for several days yet. His supposed death was due to his ex treme j weakness, which made sleep so easy a matter that respiration, the pulse and beating of the heart could scarcely be discerned. Fong treated the affair as a good joke, and his anxious friends will not be cut out of his will for their un seemly hurry to "plant" him. Sermon lj Ta Image. Take the best man in the world and put a detective on his track and watch him for ten years, seeing where he goes and how long he stays, and when he comes j and all he does, with a desire to destroy him and you can make him ap pear despicable. But if it is wrong to despoil a man's good name, how much worse to damage a woman's reputation. That style of infamous work is going on from century to century and always by whispers. One whisper starts a sus picion. The next whisper tells the sus picion as an established fact. And many a woman as honorable as your mother or your wife has been whis pered out of all kindly association and whispered into the grave. Now, there are people who say there is no hell. But if there is no hell for such an accursed despoiler of a woman's good name, then it is high time that we take up a collec tion and have one built. There is such a place already established, and what a time they will have when all the whis perers get together to rehearse things down there. What an interesting carni val of mud. If it were not for their in sufferable surroundings they would en joy the new opportunity in that realm of the outcast. All the bad are there, what a rich and rare field for exploration by whibpers. On earth they had often to belie people in order to destroy them,j but now they can say all the bad things possible about their neighbors and & till speak the truth. Jubilee of whisperers ! Grand gala day of backbiters! Semi-heaven for scandal mongers! Only stopping their gabble about) their diabolical neighbors long enough to ask at the iron gate some new comer: from the earth what is the last gossip from Brooklyn. Now, how are you to help quell this great ! iniquity? First, by refusing to listen! to or believe anything against anybody till it is positively proved. By all law of courts and all common decency, let every one be supposed innocent till ho or she is proved gxiilty. I do not commend my way to you, but I will tell you what. I almost say when I hear or read anything defamatory of anybody "I guess that it is a lie." The only per son that is worse than the whisperer is the person who without protest accepts and believes the whispers. The trouble is you hold the sack while they fill it; the receiver of stolen goods is just as bad as the thief. An ancient author 6aid that those who uttered slan der and those who believedjit ought to be hanged, one by the tongue, and the other by the ear. When you hear any thing j about your neighbors do not go about asking questions concerning the charge made and so spread it. Don't demean yourself by becoming inspector of warts and supervisor of carbuncles and commissioner of gutters and the holder of stakes at a dog fight. Allow no defamation at you'breakfast or dinner err tea table. Teach your children not to speak ill of others. Show them the differences between a bee and a wasp, the one gathering honey and the other thrusting a sting. I have heard of a household where they carefullly keep" what is called a "slander book," and everything that is said in the house in the way of detraction is as carefully recorded as any ledger is kept. For the first few weeks there were many entries, now very sel dom is anything written in that book. If any of you are in the habit of whisper ing, let me advise yon to desist. ' Mount Taurus is a great place for eagles, and cranes flying along there cackle so loudly that the eagles know they re.?aiing and pounce upon them to their destruc tion. But it is said that the old cranes have found this out and that they take a stone in their mouth before they start so that it is impossible for them to cackle, and thus they fly in safety. Be wise as those old cranes and avoid the folly of the young cranes. Don't cackle. Take courage if you are maltreated of whisp erers, because such creatures soon run themselves out. They come to be un derstood as well in a community as though some one had chalked on their overcoats or shawls, ''Here comes a whisperer, make room for the leper." Reccitj in Schools. The question with doing away with the midday recess and shortening the daily session in the public schools is be ing discussed in the east. The experi ment has been tried in Albany, and has met the approval both of the parents and teachers. The Brooklyn Eagle favors such a change in the public schools of that city, for the reason that it will "re lieve teachers of the responsibility of watching over a number of children who are crowded together in a small yard, and would encourage the children to work harder in order to get out earlier. As a rule, there are no schoolyards large enough to accommodate the children turned into them for fifteen or twentv minutes a day, and it is true that chil dren find it anything but agreeable to be given a recess, particularly in . inclement weather. The intermission of school work causes a loss of double the recess time, and it effectually breaks up the thread of study, so that teachers find it difficult to do as good work after recess as before. It is, therefore, urged that the recess be abolished and the schools closed at one o'clock." The Eagl3 bays that parents indorse the plan "because it relieves them of the neces ssty of preparing lunches, and, again, very many favor it because it prevents social intercourse to any great extent be tween the children, which, in public schools, is just as well. It would enable children to get through their work unin terruptedly and to get home at the fam ily lunch hour. The teachers would be relieved of the disagreeable task of watching over herds of children thrown together in small yards where play is im possible and where great care is required to keep children from quarreling. The sum total of work would be the same and the children would be better off at home than playing in the play-yards of the majority of public schools." Altogether the plan seems to be a good one, and might be adopted in the west with satis factory results. Afternoon Men. There is a proverb which says: "What can be done at any time is never done," and applies especially t3 a class who have become slaves to the habit of pro crastination, and the habitual postponing of everything that is not compelled by necessity to be done immediately. Now, delays are not dangerous to the present prospects, but they are destructive to ultimate success. The slightest pre text is sufficient for him to disappoint you. If an employe, the sooner he is discharged tho greater the advantage to the employer. There are those who may properly be called 'aftrnoon men." They are always busy getting ready to go to work. In the morning they walk around and carefully inspect their duties, and say: "Plenty to do to-day. I must go to work this afternoon! About three o'clock they survey what they haven't done, and exclaim: "One thing and another has prevented me from making any headway to-day; I'll quit and begin bright and early in the morning!" One day with them is simply the reflection of another. There is nothing accomplished in a whole life and their western sun overtakes them and finds no preparations for the wants and infirmities of age. There is nothing to look back upon but squandered time. One hour's exorcise in the morning loosens the muscles of the limbs, sets the blood dancing in the veins and fits a man physically and mentally for the day's- activity; while one hour's sloth after breakfast causjos a torpor from which it is almost impossible to rally. The Sounds of Venice. I should go even further than I went just now, and say that tho voiee of the gondolier is, in fact, the sound of Venice. There is scarcely any other, and that, indeed, is part of the interest of the place. There is no noise there except distinctly human noise; no rumbling, no vague uproar.no rattle of wheels and hoofs. It is all articulate, personal sound. One may say, indeed, that Venice is,emphatically, the city of conversation; people talk all over the place, because there is nothing to interfere wieh there being heard. Among the populace it is a kind of family party. The still water carries the voice, and good Venetians exchange con fidence at a distance of half a mile. It , saves a world of trouble, and they don't like trouble. Their delightful garrulous" language helps them to make Venetian life a long conversazione. U , i