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About Oregon Republican. (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 23, 1871)
i I 3hr Dngon $tpbUr;rn. DALLASTSATUUDAY, SKIT. 28. GILDKUOY'S KIT12. Br STAN T LEY WATERLOO. In the pood old day a when pagan gods Held undisputed sway, And rhyuio or prose Lad novcr told The glories of Cathay, Or Confucius yet n change had wrought. Tho Flowory S:uid within. In ancient China did there dwell A famous mandarin. In those lost days of innocence And primitive delights, The wise and good were rivals all In flying paper kites; And nouo more deft or clover with The paiuled paper toy Than thia most gracious mandarin, "Whoso numo was tiildoroy. Now it pleased tho reigning Emperor A minister to make, And this minister it pleased him, too, From the mandarius to take, And as wisdom most essential was In one the place to till, In flying kites, each mandarin Was callod to ehow his skill. And all, on the appointed day, Assembled on a plain, Where each essayed by every art The highest night to gain, But, tho' right bravely did they ctilvo The glorious prize to win. Yet none might eopo with Oildu'roy, The crafty waudariu. For a Balloon this mandarin Had fastenod to his kite, Festooned about with painted flags, ' Concealiug it from sight; Then to his kite bad tiildcroy A mile of string applied .One end was fastened to tho kite, One to his pigtail tied. Up rose tho gaudy fluttering thing Against the shining sky, And little Chinese shouted loud, Oh, how is that for high !" And thau a. terrible result At once there came to pas?. For his balloon tha mandarin Had filled too full of gas. It stretched the cord and pigtail out, And lifted from tho ground Old Gilderoy, and carried him Away through space profound ; And though astroiiomeis kept watch For many a weary year, Yet never more to mortal sight Did Gilderoy appear. A thousand years have passed away j And many changes wrought In the Fair East ; ireat emperors Have lived and reigned and fought ; Yet etill the story of the kite la told in prose and song ; ure, ne'er had kito a greater fame, Hot one a talo so lonr. AN EDITOR IX IICAVKX. Such is tho caption of an article that has beeu going the rounds of the paper for some time, and appears to be some thing new. "An editor in Ileareu ! There nothing strange about that, at all. It's a moral, a well as a professional impos sibility for them to go auy-vherc el: e.'' Once upou a tune, alter the demise nf a member of the " corps editorial," ho presented himself at the gnte of the holy city, and requeued ulm;-iun. The door-keeper asked hlu what had been his occupation on terra Jh inn, and ie replied : ' An editor, sir." "Well," said the watchman, k we have a crowd of your kind here now, and they all come in as dead head.. If you can pay your passage you may come in; if not, you must put yourself under the control of the personage you ruled down below" meaning the devil. Not having the wherewithal to go in, out brother of the quill at.d r ;; va.r posted off and presented hinmif at tl.r entrance Pluto's dark domains. A very dark complcxioned gentleman ttood sentry, and in a gruff vuieo said : 44 Who comes?" "An humble disciple of Fau.st," was the calm reply. t "Then hold ou j you can't he ad mitted," cried the gentleman in black, evinc'iDg considerable agitation, aud fiercely scowling upon him. "Why not?" demanded the typo, who began to get somewhat 'hufiisli" aDd looked around for a "sheep's foot," -with which to force an entrance. 44 Well, sir," replied his frable ma jesty, we let one of your profession in Jiere many years ago, and he kept up a continual row with his former de linquent subscribers ; and a3 we have more of that class than any other, it will be imjoifsiblc to allow you ad mittance." Advantages of Cuvinc A phy gician in France is out in a lon disser tation on the advantages of groaning and crying in general, and especially during surgical operations. Ifi) con tends that groaning and crying arc two grand opcratiou by whith nature allays anguish ; that thoso patients who give way to their natural feelings more speedily recover from accidcuts and operations than those who suppose it unworthy a man to betray such symp toms of cowardice as either to groan or cry. lie tells of a man who reduced bis pulse from 127 to GO in a few hours, by giving full vent to his emo tions. If people are at all unhappy about anything, let them go into their rooms and comfort themselves with a loud boo boo, and they will feci a hun dred per cent better afterward. In accordance with the above, the crying of children ghould not Lo too greatly discouraged. If it be syste matically repressed, the result may bo St. Vitus dance, epileptic lifs, or some Other disease of the nervouj system. What is natural is nearly a!v;ys useful: and notliing can bo more natural than I the crying of children when anything pecura to give them pain. 1 fr'acls nml ra tacit1. When is a mother a father 1- -When she's a sigher. The lino of business soma strong miuded ladies take up the maseu-line. A wholesale house advertises ; "Wanted women to sell ou commis sion." Some of the speakers at the Stand ish celebration weut 31iles away for their subject. In writing a hymn, don't ho too par ticular about tho matter you use it hymu material. A California!! was so badly stung that it took four men to drink .enough whisky to cure him. (Ireely has never seen a horse race, lie drops oil' asleep as soon as the judge raps ,4go." Divorces are obtained in Maryland without publicity. They tako their wives out a fishing aud lighteu the bat. A client remarked to his solicitor : "you are writing my bill ou rouh pa per, sir." "Nevermind," was the re ply of tho latter, "it has to be filed be fore it comes into court." Dr. Holmes says Dick Yenner " was not principled against virtue, provided virtue were a better iuvestmeut than its opposite." 'Auntie, " said a litt'e three year old, one day, ' 1 don't lite mine aprons lurched so diefiul. So much tardiness makes the tilluess trateh the bareness " At an auction of miscellaneous ar ticles in the open air it began to rain, wheti a by stat'd.r advised the auc tioneer that tho next article put up should be an umbrella. A new treaiise on gems declares that after all mankind has said of precious stone, the most valuable, as well as the most useful stone iu the world is tha rind-stone. A Salt Lake City paper says the cli mate there is pucuiiariy trying to the hair. Inference from this statement implicating the Mormon wives would be unfair. "Mr. IJrown, I owe you a gru lge j remember t.i-it." "I shall nut be frightened then ; fur I never new you to pay any thing you owed." 'Doesn't thia lovely scene animah you V a.-ked Anna of tier lover. "No," said ht "Nothing but you can Anu.i mate mo. Oh, say yes, my difling." She did say ye.-, aud his cup of ultima tum Wa.- 1 U.i. the ructticst hi-ht.s the t-ve ever re.-N-'l ur oi! u -old iu a liquid Mutu," 'I Ik- j v ... ..x,....- ....... . .s.ritislie-l it it-could sec any ot the metal in a M;!U1 state. A;r."-pOa to the many remedii-f to j o.cd fur preventing boiler cxpiiinion, tho I. uivi!!c Ci.urlt r-Juru'il says tiiC Oiily al'.Mtt' .-sure wny to Li-t-p them from cspi..-iot4:i to lill them with ice water uiil set them iu cool place. I'in!s dillerenec I . Uetwccn a p;ii-t t) and poultry the one U c'tcrieal, tlie oj'm r4 lay. IU -twccn a very o!J hal ai d ( h:.va hus.-t. Onu ha.s the nap v. ;, ;:!mI the t.ther the nap wholly 2. ipuic hi). ' Iktweeu the same ujid a 'Mi-it. in n spider's web hat iii a huple.-; r . ' ' i. nis j:t ouK-idc of ts ,-i aying J ho Lord's Pray er at hi- mothers knee. After ho hud finished, she said to him, 'Now, Sandy, ask God to make you a gook boy." The child lu-Jtated, grew thoughtful, and, alter a few minutes, looked up and whispered; ''It's no use mamma lie wont do it I tell you ; I have asked him ever so many times." rlhe fjuiet breakfast of a family in Lowe!!, Masachusset3,was rudely inter rupteda few mornings ago by the laun- dress, who bolted into the room with the exclamation, " An' sure, Missus, I thought I'd come and tell yes that I couldn't wash for ye this mornin', as me boy is sick with the small-pox, and is as black as me old man's hat. She was allowed to depart without further apology or explanation." " Fanny; don't you think that Mr. IJorjd is a handsome man ?" "Oh no I can't endure him. lie is homely enough." "Well, he's lortunatc, at all events; an old aunt has just died, and left him 50 000." "Indeed! is it true ? .Well now I come to recollect, there is a certain no ble air about him, and he has a fine eye that can't be denied." A couple tf girls put a bull frog into tho hired man's bed to seo if they couldn't make him talk. Davie throw it out of thy window and didn't say a word. Soon after he put a hall bushel of chestnut burrs into the girls bed. About the 4ime ho thought they would make tho least shadow, Dave went to the latch aud rattled it furiously. Out went the candle, and iu went the girls ; but they did not stick, though the burrs did; calling to them, he begged them to bociuiet, for ho only wanted to know if they had seen anything of that i... r ii, ,m to find it. j 5J X I O JX MUTU Affi LIFE LXSIIIIAMK COMPANY. MAINE, oiu;.vMi:i) ihih. CHARTER PERPETUAL. Directors' Office, No, 20 Court Street, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS. HENRY CROCKET 1 President. DANIEL SHARP Vico President. WHITING II. IIOLLISTER Secretary. This is among the Oldest of New Eng land Companies, And the iawct Coin, Company Extant, PURELY MUTUAL Divide ii tl h Decl a r c 1 A u n u a 1 1 y. OS TUB'1 CONTRIBUTION PLAN, AND All'UED AETK.lt TUB SECOSI) I'AV M EST. A Loan of lo percent, when Desired. POLICIES ARE NOT FORFEITED in tho Union Mutual Life Insurance Company by failure to juy tho Premium when due, lut are continued In force by tho NON FORFEITURE LAW uf the Statu of Massachusetts. F.xanples bhuwlug the Working of the Law. VLS, OK&IMABV LIFE. Fun Example: A 1-arty insuring at tho ac uf thirty Sc urtwiuuiii all trash. One Anmuil' Premium wiil continue j olicy in fri'c2 year nod 3 Jity. Two Annual Premium wilt continue fiv.icy m f.jn c I year and 12 day. Time Annuiil Premium wilt continue i'dicy in f jr (J year and 27 days. Fuur Annual Premium: will continue policy m furia . vi'nri and t iay. Five AMMi.d" Pr.-tui.iii5 wdl continue nv.icy m v wiiti-n -10 run rr.:r. s.-ti. iu n::.i cvr.. Tw Annual Prvtr.i'iu wM ;.nttuu j.o'y in fifc. - war tn.'t i'lu.iy.-. Thr. , At iai,il Pr.-aiii'm will coufmue -in I v-r ;i'd Z-'- ty. f-'iv-.. A it, in! Vt usnn i.t ot,u..ut- I" icy i n t'..rn yt'.i; . .iti r.v . I'n t.iium tt Oi?!i Plan T.'i P.v- I i 1.,:.. ti. A,,.ui i'r...., tui a-.; j tiiiv-- . f.r. f iMi'i r.: Pn-mium Is' t errv-nt N.to-P!.in. Tvu l.y in. i;t Li!i. Onv AtinuaH'r uiium iii ,x - yi ar-i and lOi) iyf. l-hiduwmcut INdielc. F wvt . : Pr-iutiui all C -Ai?e. 5 J'i.m. Or dii.ary Er.dw;icnt, t t.io j4s of '. " Aur.iutl I'rt-tniuin iil C"t tinu" f ti-y in t'.-rcu u a TVtm. Pdicy. i! .r!v .' vt.-r, -r I yearn trnd '''' day. F, w!i i,k : Prciuimn.4 H Cah Ac, ; lM.ii. Ten V':ir Endwiu"nt. y.tri$j itt tho a-e .f 4' : Oii Annual Premium vili f;n tiftuu nolii-y in T rco ua a Term Pv.ky, 7 ycara. Xo!e on Endowment lulicie, r.vwi'ia:: Pn-mtntn 40 pr frnt. Stc Aj:. '!.'; l'iiin, Ordiunry KndiwiiM-t.t. iB.yl!- n th- of fit), lino Annual Premium will ronfiiMi jiulicy in forco as a Term I'olify al out ycari. CxAMrt.K : Prcntium 10 pur rent. Note Ape, :',5 ; 1'l.m. Ten-Year Endowment, py:ldo at the ago ,f Ono Annual Premium will continue .olicy iu fureo sm a Ttrm I'uliey abjut ' year.4. ltatCH, Asset t IJaMlltlcs. loR. i mo. 127-00 .$210,1570 II ..201,190 0U 12P37 12101 12I-S7 Isti;iust Receipts rem 15W..., Lossks Pa in it IS(1 Imteukst IU;ci:ivEn is Kxckss ok Losses Paid 39, ISO 11 Assets this Date Oven...'. 6,000,000 00 Losses Paii to Date 1,079,1.13 00 In vidf.-hos 1'aid i Cash to Date... 051,318 05 Issuance 14,000 Policies Is Folic k over 30,000,000 00 This Company s not, restricted to inventing its funds in the New England Stutes. Frem the Report of the Auditing Committee, we find that !,oU0,U00 is now loaned upon estateH in the City of Chicago and near thereto, where rates of iutere-t are neatly or quite equal to those of the I'acilio Coast. There is nothing desirable in Life In surance ichich cannot be secured by a Policy in the MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY. PACIFIC IMANC1I OIWICIS, S. IP". Cor. Cul. and Kearney Streets, SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. !! 11 JOHNSON & CO., General Managers, Pacific Coast. S. 13. JSl O X2, H K9 ;i;m:ki, acsisnt, OKEGON &, WASHINGTON TERUIT011Y, FortJand. HENRY T. HELMBOID'S COMPOUND FLUID Extract. Catawba Component Parts Fluid Extract Mill iard and Fluid Extract Catawba Grape Juice. FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS, JAUNDICE, BILLIOUS AFFECTIONS, SICK Oil NERVOUS HEADACHE, COST1VENESS, Ac. PURELY VE1 ETA15LE, CONTAIN ING NO MERCURY, MINERALS OR DELETERIOUS DKUGS. mm mi These Pills aro tho most pleasant pur gative, superseding castor oil, Fait.-!, utajr Hf.ia, Ac. There is nothing moro accept nhl to the Btoniaeh. They give touc, and cause neither nuuacu nor gripine pairirf. They lire conipowiil of tliCaMe-f iuyrcditniit. After u few days' use uf them, such hu invigoration of the entire system takes place an to appear miraculoun to the weak and enervated. 11. T. llelmhold'H Compound Fluid Extract Catawba (rane Pill are not ugarcated ; .ugar-eoatel Pills patss through the utouiaeh without dinolv ing, consequently do not produce tho do.ired effect. THE CATAWBA O RAPE PILLS, being pleasant in taste and odor, d not iieeetfidtate their being ugar-coatod, and are prepared uccording to Phurmaey and Chemis try, and arc not Patent .Medicines. j HENRY T. IIELBIBOLD'S HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND Fluid i:tract Sarsaparilla. Will radically exterminate from the fj-htcm Scrofula, Syphilid, Fever Sores, Ulcers. Sore Eyes, Sore Leg, Sure Mouth, Sore Ileal, Bronchitis, Skin Diseases, Halt Bheum, Cank er, Runningn from the Ear, White Swe'lings. Tumors, Cauci-ruuo AtrectiHj, No Ric;et!, Glandular Swelling., Night Swc.i'., Hab, Tetter, Humor.-! of all kinds, Chronic llheu matifitn, Dyfjx'psia, aud all di.-eaes th.it htvc been tatabliahcd in the syitein fvr ycdis. BEING PREPARED EXPRESSLY FOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS, it Blood pur ifying properties ire greater than any other preparation of Sarsapariila. It gives the Complexion a Clear and Healthy Colo, ai.d Restores the Patient to a utate of Health atnl Purity. For Puiil ving the 151 o I, rt tnoving all Chronic ConMiiuiional Iia.-es ariaitig from an Impure MaK) of the l;!,....!, inl tiie only Reliable and Einetual Known Remedy for the Cure uf Pains and Stteliing of the 'Jones, UheratioiiS of the Throat and Leg, Blotche, Pimples on the Fa'-c, Eryfiptdas and and all Scaly Eruptions of the Sim, aud Beautifying the Complexion, IIi:nV T. HELMBOI.Brs CONCENTRATE D FLUID EXTRACT DU0IIU, THE GREAT DIURETIC, Imi cure l ev-rv ca.e f Dtrif. (t in whi.h i: ha? bten given. Irritation of t!ie N :k of the lU.!'hi r att I !r. uiution of to- Kidney ji, UN is i .it i" n l;f t he 1, i li-ey and Ui.i ii r. 'lU-'eUtioti f Uri!.. Ii,-a of the Pr:Jr iO (l.-ii I. St (in- iu the Bad'l-T, 'a:i".ili!. Grav.-i, l'.ri k dut Dep..i', .iii'l M i;-u or 'It ky ! l.r,--. ai.Tf for Enieebled ami Dch.-ato 'orttu:io! of both ScXef, a(tnl: 1 with the tolh.wil.g mptoiiu : J f.'ii.-j' fiti.(i t i i i i ; . i , 1 o) I'vucr, L "f Mui-rv I, :T;-u',ty i iirvuth ing. Weak Nerve, i rertihinig. JUrr. r of Din i mp. w aKCiuim !(, iniiiiicsj el i.i m, i :in in the Back. Hot Hand-, ITuhing of the P..dy. Dryness of the Skin, Eruption on the Face, Pallid Countenance, Unittreul La.i.-iiude oi the MuKt ular jtem. Ao. U.e.l by perf 'ti-' fp.iu the agc uf dghte?n to twenty live, and from thirty-tvo i foiv-f.te or in the decline r change of life; niter cuntinc iuvut or labor pain : be d w-viaog ia chitd;vn. Helmbold' Extract of Bm-hu i Diuretic nnd Blood-Purifying, and cures ail Dieac-i ariitlg from Habits of Dti!ipati r,, and Ex-e.-'?(,.- und Iuirudeuces in Life, Impurii-ieM of the Blood. A., upeiM'diiig Copaiba iu Allectioti lor which it is u.se.l, and Syphilitic A fio-t ion?- in the Disoa-ieK ued in connecti-iu with llciui hoid' Rose Wa- h. LADIES. Tn .mnny Affections peeuliar to Ladies, the Extract Buehu is uneualled by any other Rj medv as in Chlor isi or Retcnti hi, Irregular ity, Pain fulness or Suppression of Cutomar Evacuation!, Ulcerated or Sehirrus State of the Uterus, Leucorrhea or Whiter, Steu'.lity, and for all Complaints inei lint to the Sex. whether arising from ludiscrcibm or habits of Dissipation. It is prescrit eil extensively by the most eminent Physicians and Midlives for Enfeebled and Delicate Constitutions of both Sexes and all ages. H.T.HELMBOLDiS EXTRACT BUCIIU CURES DISEASES ARISING FlioM IM PRUDENCES, HABITS OF DISSIPATION. Etc'.,in all their stages, at little expense, little or no change in diet, no inconvenience, and no exposure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives strength to Urinate, thereby removing Obstruc tions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of tho Urethra. Allaying Pain and lutLimtnation, so frequent in this" class of diseases, and excel ling all Poitouous matter. HENRY T ""ilElTStlloLD'S 'IMPROVED HOSE WASH, cannot bo purpasned as a FACE WASH, and will be found tho only Fpeeific remedy in every fpecies of Cutaneous Affection. It speedily eradicates Pimples, Spots?, Scorbutic Dryness, Indurations of the Cutaneous Membrane, etc,, dispels Redness and Incipient lull am ma i ton, Hives, Rash, Moth Patches, Dryness of Scalp or Skin, Frost Bites, und all purposes for which Salves or Ointments aro used. Full and explicit directions accompany the medicines, Evidences of tho most rosponsihlo and reli able character furnished on application, with hundreds of thousands of living witnesses, and upward of .10,000 unsolicited certificates and recommendatory letters. Henry T. ilelmbold's Genuine lre 1 a rut ion. Sent to any address. Secure from oWrvntion. Established upwards f TWENTY YEARS. Sold by Druggists everywhere. Address letters for information, in confidence, to HENRY T. HELMBOLD, Druggist and Chemist. Only Depots: 11. T. HELMBOl,D'S Drug and Chemical Warehouse, No, 591 Broadway, N. Y., or to H. T. HELMBOLD's Medical Do not, 101 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia, Pa, BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS a.v r, HENRY X? HELMBOLD'S. Tuko ao Other. G.M. STILES DKALKil IN (Gr ro c erics,- PROVISIONS, CignvH and Tobacco, VQ0D AMD WILLOW WARE &c. T SB. K O V fi I K N T A f 4, Formerly "WESTERN HOTEL," Corner of First and Morrison Streets, PORTLAND, OREGON. MeswB. SMITH fc COOK W AVE TAKEN THIS WELL KNOWN B House and Refitted .and Refurnished it throughout, making it by far the BEST HO TEL. 1 N P'Jl'TLArs lb N. B.- Hot and Cold Baths attached to the House for tLo belielit of Guests. SMITH COOK, Proprietors. Portland, April 14, 1870. 7:tf DALLAS LIVERY. FEED & SALE Cor. Slain arwl Court Streets, Thos. G. Richmand, Proprietor. HAVING PURCHASED THE ABOVE Stand of Mr- A. H. Whitley, we have re fitted and re -flocked it in Hieh a manner ag will satisfactorily meet every -want of tho com io unity. Itu;o;Ies, .inp;Ie or double, HackK, Con cord "Va";oJis. etc., etc., Furnished at al! hours, day or night, on fchort notice. Superior Saddle IforNe, let by the Day or VVeeL. T.E R XVS S, RCASOrJAMLE. 4 T. G. RICHMOND The originator of this wonderful medicine claims to hac di.-cjvercd and r.aAMC in ii:u .. :,nj mere "i Ai'i ''j itr I ftft i t.iD ,n( ii t ti tiiuturit. than w is t:erbefvre combined in ..tie Uivdn iue. The evidence of this fact i. fouml in the variety of most ob.-ti.,atc diseases wi.i-h it has !. n b.ui.d to cou-juer. In the i. ur,.; id . lull'-, , i ti l Vwiy., a lid the early ft-i;: .ii it L.ijj .i --tioid'h'-d Use !i!-.'iii-.-ii bi.i :;-: v. ..ud tt'ltldreds Iff Oi-f! p'J)'- '!-.. if..' pr 'ttouuee it t.W jrt-,m ( uiMoi-'i - (. !'. !:;: it cu it 3 the seVel'tSt i ! sir. v. i.'ut atid i tirl'U e io I. Bv Its il " i . !i 1 1 ii n i if i IU the . eri iui.il Di--ast, Mli. ral p.tiin, j niiitic attd Wt.crial Disease , ud thvir tl- I.et are eradicated and vsgwi ,.u- Ac .'.' uu-l a '-. i m ' i -'ii ' i ;! e -1 ! i-in v! . . " ' '( '" .''....j,;, S-.;i-f , ., '. f r S;. i AVoy or .'g!' 4mi, m.-ds'.tt jsii the rutiH-n-us d.riPae rtea by ". ,"..., arc coiiuere t by thi. poiveriu!, puriit ing and it..vigrauug tne.iiciuc, F'T " L'" f i'.:tl!.:.t?' '. ). I f'l-xlUt t atul ff.ihitH.il ( '..).( ,j it has produced hun dreds ef pilit'l aiiij pi rilaiivlil Carta whtfi. t.lher me divine had failed. 'Ihe proprietor idler $i 0 reward for a medi cine that wilt fpul it in tUv euri.f the diseases fvr which it is reeoicwendcd. Bew are of comm. jtii und ti-uri-i'ti-M '.Hi.i.'i. fc-te that uiy tiov- eriUilent ."l.ililj', kViiit'ii I? A yr't.f'iv jii it ).l at r p iJ ,j utii'it, ut , i? upon the out.-nie wrapper. Th iueditilie if Si't Iff Vruiffl! "tone Lr ) r l-.iiU:. Pit-pared 'by K. V. PIERCE M. D., m !e I'roprielur, at his chemical Laboratory, Z'- Seneca ft ret tt. Buu'alo, N. V. June ;d,l.".-l)ia. DRUG STORE. Xorttmcist Corner Main and Mill St., DALLAS, 0;.. HAVING PURCHASED the OLD STAND formerly belonging lo W. S. Robb, and wi?!iin to live and let live, we will m11 at low rates, FOR CASH, everything ia our lino: 2)r:i, Eatetil Jlcdicisies, And all kinds of PER E LTQVORS, put up expressly fur Medicinal use. iF.iti'"UMi:nii:$ op all kinds. Ako, Sudu, Cream Titrtor, Salt r,t fus, S-itrn, liird Seed, Pi tints. Oils, Varnishes, UnwJiett, Domestic. Dyes, J I t iiuj Po fc rst And everything el?e that is kept in a FIRST CLASS DRUG STORE. I NICHOLS a CO VI). Druggets. Tho standard remedy for Coughs, la Untiiza, Sore Throat, Whooping Coiioh, Cnu, Liver - Complaint, Ilronchitis, llecHiig of the Lungs, ami every aHcrtion of tho Throat, Lungs and Chest, Includ ing Co sumption. W ilar m Itatsaiu docs not dry up a Cough, hut loosens it, r I causes the Lungs, allays irritation, thus removing the cause of the com plaint. Vone genuine unless Igu- ed I. IUTTTS. Prepared by Sli l ll W. FOWL)? t X(l, lfoston. Sold by iu:iniNnotf,. HOS- TliTTIill i CO., San Prauciseo, and by dealers generally. 10-ly h I 'A - , ; -V $ $ U ? I - - i - IH (JliAKK'S London "FOR SPECIAL COMPLAINTS." It. CLARK'S INVIGORATOIt giro strength to tho aged and debilited. It is eHpecially designed for young men who havo wasted their vigor by excesses of every kind, aud all persons wbotie systems havo become weak by imprudence, are completely restored by ita use. Price One Dollar. It. CLARK'S PURIFIER cleans the blood from all impurities; Buch as Scrof ula, Syphilis, Mercurial Rheumatism, Humors of every sort. Bad Breath. Offensive Pers piration, Foul Feet, Catarrh, Discharges from the car, Sore Eyes, Sore Throat, Falling of tho Hair, Ulcers, Boilrf, Pimples, Blotches, and all diseases of the Shin. It ia also beneficial in dLieaBes of tho Lungs and Digestive Organ?. Price One Dollar. R. CLARKE'S PANACEA rellevca 'pain of every description; Headache, Earache, Toothache, Stomachache, Backache, Pains in the Breast and Limba. It ia i&vula uble remedy iu all Nervous Disorders, an! no family should be without it. Price One Dollar, ITh- CLARK'S ELIXIR is a cartain euro -i-'for all we.-ikncs'a of the Genito-UrinaJy Organs, and di.-eb'rgca of a muco purulent iii.turc, Leu cor ib aura, Gotihorrhora, Sperma torrhoea, and Seminal Weakness, are ppeedily cured by its nee. Price One Dollar. B. CLARK'S REGULATOR, for females only, is guaranteed to correct all special irregularities of Single Ladies. Married La dies are accustomed not to use it when in a certain condition, as its effects would bo too powerful. Price One Dollar. All of these celebrated remedies aro prepared from Fluid Extracts, ur.dcr our immcdiato supervision, and are warranted frtih and pure. All afflicted perdons thou'd send a cart-fully written statement of their ailments to Dr. Clark, and the proper remedy will bo sent to their addrtfcs. Dr. Clark can be consulted personally at hid ofiie, and will furnish all the necessary accommodation to patients- who jdace themselves ucdtr his care. All letterg adJdrcfsed, DR. J. CLARK. Office, 1,270, Broadway, New York 3 My THE HEV7P00DT .To For i fovr cents you can buy of your Grocer or Drnirgist a i uiI:a:Tf of SKA 3I0SS FARINE, madu froiti part Irisli 3Joss, or Cnrraoen, ivhich vill mako sixteen (jiiart. of Blanc Hange, iind a like qiiaatity of Pud &iu Custards, Creams, Char lotte Rnsse, t,:c. It is tho cheapest, healthiest, and most delicious food i:i t!ie world. It makes r splendid Dessert, and has no equal as a light and delicate food for Invalids and Children. A Glorious Change ! ! TIIK CI II EAT WORLD'S TOXIC. Plantation Bitters. Ttiis womlorftil vcgrrtahlo re!orative is the shecfiyv . clsor of the foclflo dcliili As n l5ic and cordial lov tlc acd and languid, it no cqisnl niaosig ftlo: uchics. A'i a remedy for tho nrr-k'ons vr:Ii".itss to wSiicli woiacn are csjjccially suX joclt it is superseding every other stimulant. In nil Cli taatc, trostical, temperate, or frigid, it act as a specific in every species of disorder which undermine? tiic bodily strength and breaks down the K;ii:nal spirits. For sale by all !rui;ists. 25-ly 1 AVINO PURCHASED A LAROE AND i conilcto Stock of UENERAL MKIU CllANDIZE, consisting in part of Dry (ieotNj CtlitK, Jucciisivare, ToXincco, Cigars, And all articles found in a GENERAL VARI ETY STORE, I would respectfully call tha attention of the Public to my Establishment, II Ighcit Cash prico paid fop 1 UHS AM) PELTRY, R. A. RAY, Eola, Polk Co., Ogn. 16-tf 4 LL KIN'DS OP SEWING' DONE ON V Short Notice by Mrs. Celicio Ellsberry. near Wajmixo'a Jiiill, Dallas. '