Oregon Republican. (Dallas, Or.) 1870-1872, September 23, 1871, Image 4

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DALLASTSATUUDAY, SKIT. 28.
GILDKUOY'S KIT12.
Br STAN T LEY WATERLOO.
In the pood old day a when pagan gods
Held undisputed sway,
And rhyuio or prose Lad novcr told
The glories of Cathay,
Or Confucius yet n change had wrought.
Tho Flowory S:uid within.
In ancient China did there dwell
A famous mandarin.
In those lost days of innocence
And primitive delights,
The wise and good were rivals all
In flying paper kites;
And nouo more deft or clover with
The paiuled paper toy
Than thia most gracious mandarin,
"Whoso numo was tiildoroy.
Now it pleased tho reigning Emperor
A minister to make,
And this minister it pleased him, too,
From the mandarius to take,
And as wisdom most essential was
In one the place to till,
In flying kites, each mandarin
Was callod to ehow his skill.
And all, on the appointed day,
Assembled on a plain,
Where each essayed by every art
The highest night to gain,
But, tho' right bravely did they ctilvo
The glorious prize to win.
Yet none might eopo with Oildu'roy,
The crafty waudariu.
For a Balloon this mandarin
Had fastenod to his kite,
Festooned about with painted flags,
' Concealiug it from sight;
Then to his kite bad tiildcroy
A mile of string applied
.One end was fastened to tho kite,
One to his pigtail tied.
Up rose tho gaudy fluttering thing
Against the shining sky,
And little Chinese shouted loud,
Oh, how is that for high !"
And thau a. terrible result
At once there came to pas?.
For his balloon tha mandarin
Had filled too full of gas.
It stretched the cord and pigtail out,
And lifted from tho ground
Old Gilderoy, and carried him
Away through space profound ;
And though astroiiomeis kept watch
For many a weary year,
Yet never more to mortal sight
Did Gilderoy appear.
A thousand years have passed away j
And many changes wrought
In the Fair East ; ireat emperors
Have lived and reigned and fought ;
Yet etill the story of the kite
la told in prose and song ;
ure, ne'er had kito a greater fame,
Hot one a talo so lonr.
AN EDITOR IX IICAVKX.
Such is tho caption of an article that
has beeu going the rounds of the paper
for some time, and appears to be some
thing new.
"An editor in Ileareu ! There
nothing strange about that, at all. It's
a moral, a well as a professional impos
sibility for them to go auy-vherc el: e.''
Once upou a tune, alter the demise
nf a member of the " corps editorial,"
ho presented himself at the gnte of the
holy city, and requeued ulm;-iun.
The door-keeper asked hlu what had
been his occupation on terra Jh inn, and
ie replied :
' An editor, sir."
"Well," said the watchman, k we
have a crowd of your kind here now,
and they all come in as dead head.. If
you can pay your passage you may come
in; if not, you must put yourself under
the control of the personage you ruled
down below" meaning the devil.
Not having the wherewithal to go in,
out brother of the quill at.d r ;; va.r
posted off and presented hinmif at tl.r
entrance Pluto's dark domains. A very
dark complcxioned gentleman ttood
sentry, and in a gruff vuieo said :
44 Who comes?"
"An humble disciple of Fau.st,"
was the calm reply. t
"Then hold ou j you can't he ad
mitted," cried the gentleman in black,
evinc'iDg considerable agitation, aud
fiercely scowling upon him.
"Why not?" demanded the typo,
who began to get somewhat 'hufiisli"
aDd looked around for a "sheep's foot,"
-with which to force an entrance.
44 Well, sir," replied his frable ma
jesty, we let one of your profession in
Jiere many years ago, and he kept up
a continual row with his former de
linquent subscribers ; and a3 we have
more of that class than any other, it
will be imjoifsiblc to allow you ad
mittance." Advantages of Cuvinc A phy
gician in France is out in a lon disser
tation on the advantages of groaning
and crying in general, and especially
during surgical operations. Ifi) con
tends that groaning and crying arc two
grand opcratiou by whith nature
allays anguish ; that thoso patients who
give way to their natural feelings more
speedily recover from accidcuts and
operations than those who suppose it
unworthy a man to betray such symp
toms of cowardice as either to groan or
cry. lie tells of a man who reduced
bis pulse from 127 to GO in a few
hours, by giving full vent to his emo
tions. If people are at all unhappy
about anything, let them go into their
rooms and comfort themselves with a
loud boo boo, and they will feci a hun
dred per cent better afterward.
In accordance with the above, the
crying of children ghould not Lo too
greatly discouraged. If it be syste
matically repressed, the result may bo
St. Vitus dance, epileptic lifs, or some
Other disease of the nervouj system.
What is natural is nearly a!v;ys useful:
and notliing can bo more natural than I
the crying of children when anything
pecura to give them pain. 1
fr'acls nml ra tacit1.
When is a mother a father 1-
-When
she's a sigher.
The lino of business soma strong
miuded ladies take up the maseu-line.
A wholesale house advertises ;
"Wanted women to sell ou commis
sion." Some of the speakers at the Stand
ish celebration weut 31iles away for
their subject.
In writing a hymn, don't ho too par
ticular about tho matter you use it
hymu material.
A California!! was so badly stung
that it took four men to drink .enough
whisky to cure him.
(Ireely has never seen a horse race,
lie drops oil' asleep as soon as the judge
raps ,4go."
Divorces are obtained in Maryland
without publicity. They tako their
wives out a fishing aud lighteu the
bat.
A client remarked to his solicitor :
"you are writing my bill ou rouh pa
per, sir." "Nevermind," was the re
ply of tho latter, "it has to be filed be
fore it comes into court."
Dr. Holmes says Dick Yenner " was
not principled against virtue, provided
virtue were a better iuvestmeut than
its opposite."
'Auntie, " said a litt'e three year old,
one day, ' 1 don't lite mine aprons
lurched so diefiul. So much tardiness
makes the tilluess trateh the bareness "
At an auction of miscellaneous ar
ticles in the open air it began to rain,
wheti a by stat'd.r advised the auc
tioneer that tho next article put up
should be an umbrella.
A new treaiise on gems declares that
after all mankind has said of precious
stone, the most valuable, as well as the
most useful stone iu the world is tha
rind-stone.
A Salt Lake City paper says the cli
mate there is pucuiiariy trying to the
hair. Inference from this statement
implicating the Mormon wives would
be unfair.
"Mr. IJrown, I owe you a gru lge j
remember t.i-it."
"I shall nut be frightened then ; fur
I never new you to pay any thing you
owed."
'Doesn't thia lovely scene animah
you V a.-ked Anna of tier lover. "No,"
said ht "Nothing but you can Anu.i
mate mo. Oh, say yes, my difling."
She did say ye.-, aud his cup of ultima
tum Wa.- 1 U.i.
the ructticst hi-ht.s the t-ve ever re.-N-'l
ur oi! u -old iu a liquid Mutu," 'I Ik-
j v ... ..x,....- ....... .
.s.ritislie-l it it-could sec any ot the metal
in a M;!U1 state.
A;r."-pOa to the many remedii-f to
j o.cd fur preventing boiler cxpiiinion,
tho I. uivi!!c Ci.urlt r-Juru'il says
tiiC Oiily al'.Mtt' .-sure wny to Li-t-p them
from cspi..-iot4:i to lill them with ice
water uiil set them iu cool place.
I'in!s dillerenec I . Uetwccn a
p;ii-t t) and poultry the one U c'tcrieal,
tlie oj'm r4 lay. IU -twccn a very o!J
hal ai d ( h:.va hus.-t. Onu ha.s the nap
v.
;, ;:!mI the t.ther the nap wholly
2. ipuic hi). ' Iktweeu the same
ujid a 'Mi-it. in n spider's web
hat
iii a huple.-;
r . ' ' i.
nis j:t ouK-idc of
ts ,-i aying J ho Lord's Pray
er at hi- mothers knee. After ho hud
finished, she said to him, 'Now, Sandy,
ask God to make you a gook boy."
The child lu-Jtated, grew thoughtful,
and, alter a few minutes, looked up
and whispered; ''It's no use mamma
lie wont do it I tell you ; I have asked
him ever so many times."
rlhe fjuiet breakfast of a family in
Lowe!!, Masachusset3,was rudely inter
rupteda few mornings ago by the laun-
dress, who bolted into the room with
the exclamation, " An' sure, Missus, I
thought I'd come and tell yes that I
couldn't wash for ye this mornin', as
me boy is sick with the small-pox, and
is as black as me old man's hat. She
was allowed to depart without further
apology or explanation."
" Fanny; don't you think that Mr.
IJorjd is a handsome man ?"
"Oh no I can't endure him. lie
is homely enough."
"Well, he's lortunatc, at all events;
an old aunt has just died, and left him
50 000."
"Indeed! is it true ? .Well now I
come to recollect, there is a certain no
ble air about him, and he has a fine eye
that can't be denied."
A couple tf girls put a bull frog into
tho hired man's bed to seo if they
couldn't make him talk. Davie throw it
out of thy window and didn't say a
word. Soon after he put a hall bushel
of chestnut burrs into the girls bed.
About the 4ime ho thought they would
make tho least shadow, Dave went to
the latch aud rattled it furiously. Out
went the candle, and iu went the girls ;
but they did not stick, though the burrs
did; calling to them, he begged them to
bociuiet, for ho only wanted to know
if they had seen anything of that
i... r ii, ,m
to find it. j
5J X I O JX MUTU Affi
LIFE LXSIIIIAMK COMPANY.
MAINE,
oiu;.vMi:i) ihih.
CHARTER PERPETUAL.
Directors' Office, No, 20 Court Street,
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS.
HENRY CROCKET 1 President.
DANIEL SHARP Vico President.
WHITING II. IIOLLISTER Secretary.
This is among the Oldest of New Eng
land Companies,
And the iawct Coin, Company Extant,
PURELY MUTUAL
Divide ii tl h Decl a r c 1
A u n u a 1 1 y.
OS TUB'1
CONTRIBUTION PLAN,
AND All'UED AETK.lt TUB SECOSI) I'AV M EST.
A Loan of lo percent, when Desired.
POLICIES ARE NOT FORFEITED in
tho Union Mutual Life Insurance Company by
failure to juy tho Premium when due, lut are
continued In force by tho NON FORFEITURE
LAW uf the Statu of Massachusetts.
F.xanples bhuwlug the Working of the
Law.
VLS, OK&IMABV LIFE.
Fun Example: A 1-arty insuring at tho ac
uf thirty Sc urtwiuuiii all trash.
One Anmuil' Premium wiil continue j olicy in
fri'c2 year nod 3 Jity.
Two Annual Premium wilt continue fiv.icy m
f.jn c I year and 12 day.
Time Annuiil Premium wilt continue i'dicy
in f jr (J year and 27 days.
Fuur Annual Premium: will continue policy m
furia . vi'nri and t iay.
Five AMMi.d" Pr.-tui.iii5 wdl continue nv.icy m
v wiiti-n -10 run rr.:r. s.-ti. iu n::.i cvr..
Tw Annual Prvtr.i'iu wM ;.nttuu j.o'y in
fifc. - war tn.'t i'lu.iy.-.
Thr. , At iai,il Pr.-aiii'm will coufmue -in
I v-r ;i'd Z-'- ty.
f-'iv-.. A it, in! Vt usnn i.t ot,u..ut- I"
icy i n
t'..rn
yt'.i; . .iti
r.v .
I'n t.iium tt Oi?!i Plan
T.'i P.v-
I i 1.,:.. ti. A,,.ui i'r....,
tui a-.;
j tiiiv-- . f.r.
f iMi'i r.: Pn-mium Is' t errv-nt
N.to-P!.in.
Tvu l.y in. i;t Li!i. Onv AtinuaH'r uiium iii
,x - yi ar-i and lOi) iyf.
l-hiduwmcut INdielc.
F wvt . : Pr-iutiui all C -Ai?e. 5
J'i.m. Or dii.ary Er.dw;icnt, t t.io
j4s of '. " Aur.iutl I'rt-tniuin iil C"t
tinu" f ti-y in t'.-rcu u a TVtm. Pdicy.
i! .r!v .' vt.-r, -r I yearn trnd '''' day.
F, w!i i,k : Prciuimn.4 H Cah Ac, ;
lM.ii. Ten V':ir Endwiu"nt. y.tri$j itt tho
a-e .f 4' : Oii Annual Premium vili f;n
tiftuu nolii-y in T rco ua a Term Pv.ky,
7 ycara.
Xo!e on Endowment lulicie,
r.vwi'ia:: Pn-mtntn 40 pr frnt. Stc Aj:.
'!.'; l'iiin, Ordiunry KndiwiiM-t.t. iB.yl!- n
th- of fit), lino Annual Premium will
ronfiiMi jiulicy in forco as a Term I'olify
al out ycari.
CxAMrt.K : Prcntium 10 pur rent. Note Ape,
:',5 ; 1'l.m. Ten-Year Endowment, py:ldo at
the ago ,f Ono Annual Premium will
continue .olicy iu fureo sm a Ttrm I'uliey
abjut ' year.4.
ltatCH, Asset t IJaMlltlcs.
loR.
i mo.
127-00
.$210,1570 II
..201,190 0U
12P37 12101 12I-S7
Isti;iust Receipts rem 15W...,
Lossks Pa in it IS(1
Imteukst IU;ci:ivEn is Kxckss ok
Losses Paid 39, ISO 11
Assets this Date Oven...'. 6,000,000 00
Losses Paii to Date 1,079,1.13 00
In vidf.-hos 1'aid i Cash to Date... 051,318 05
Issuance 14,000 Policies
Is Folic k over 30,000,000 00
This Company s not, restricted to inventing
its funds in the New England Stutes. Frem
the Report of the Auditing Committee, we find
that !,oU0,U00 is now loaned upon estateH in
the City of Chicago and near thereto, where
rates of iutere-t are neatly or quite equal to
those of the I'acilio Coast.
There is nothing desirable in Life In
surance ichich cannot be secured
by a Policy in the MUTUAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY.
PACIFIC IMANC1I OIWICIS,
S. IP". Cor. Cul. and Kearney Streets,
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
!! 11 JOHNSON & CO.,
General Managers, Pacific Coast.
S. 13. JSl O X2, H K9
;i;m:ki, acsisnt,
OKEGON &, WASHINGTON TERUIT011Y,
FortJand.
HENRY T. HELMBOID'S
COMPOUND FLUID
Extract. Catawba
Component Parts Fluid Extract Mill
iard and Fluid Extract Catawba
Grape Juice.
FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS, JAUNDICE,
BILLIOUS AFFECTIONS, SICK Oil
NERVOUS HEADACHE, COST1VENESS,
Ac. PURELY VE1 ETA15LE, CONTAIN
ING NO MERCURY, MINERALS OR
DELETERIOUS DKUGS.
mm
mi
These Pills aro tho most pleasant pur
gative, superseding castor oil, Fait.-!, utajr
Hf.ia, Ac. There is nothing moro accept
nhl to the Btoniaeh. They give touc, and
cause neither nuuacu nor gripine pairirf. They
lire conipowiil of tliCaMe-f iuyrcditniit. After u
few days' use uf them, such hu invigoration of
the entire system takes place an to appear
miraculoun to the weak and enervated. 11. T.
llelmhold'H Compound Fluid Extract Catawba
(rane Pill are not ugarcated ; .ugar-eoatel
Pills patss through the utouiaeh without dinolv
ing, consequently do not produce tho do.ired
effect. THE CATAWBA O RAPE PILLS,
being pleasant in taste and odor, d not
iieeetfidtate their being ugar-coatod, and are
prepared uccording to Phurmaey and Chemis
try, and arc not Patent .Medicines. j
HENRY T. IIELBIBOLD'S
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND
Fluid i:tract Sarsaparilla.
Will radically exterminate from the fj-htcm
Scrofula, Syphilid, Fever Sores, Ulcers. Sore
Eyes, Sore Leg, Sure Mouth, Sore Ileal,
Bronchitis, Skin Diseases, Halt Bheum, Cank
er, Runningn from the Ear, White Swe'lings.
Tumors, Cauci-ruuo AtrectiHj, No Ric;et!,
Glandular Swelling., Night Swc.i'., Hab,
Tetter, Humor.-! of all kinds, Chronic llheu
matifitn, Dyfjx'psia, aud all di.-eaes th.it htvc
been tatabliahcd in the syitein fvr ycdis.
BEING PREPARED EXPRESSLY FOU
THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS, it Blood pur
ifying properties ire greater than any other
preparation of Sarsapariila. It gives the
Complexion a Clear and Healthy Colo, ai.d
Restores the Patient to a utate of Health atnl
Purity. For Puiil ving the 151 o I, rt tnoving
all Chronic ConMiiuiional Iia.-es ariaitig
from an Impure MaK) of the l;!,....!, inl tiie
only Reliable and Einetual Known Remedy
for the Cure uf Pains and Stteliing of the
'Jones, UheratioiiS of the Throat and Leg,
Blotche, Pimples on the Fa'-c, Eryfiptdas and
and all Scaly Eruptions of the Sim, aud
Beautifying the Complexion,
IIi:nV T. HELMBOI.Brs
CONCENTRATE D
FLUID EXTRACT DU0IIU,
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
Imi cure l ev-rv ca.e f Dtrif. (t in whi.h i:
ha? bten given. Irritation of t!ie N :k of the
lU.!'hi r att I !r. uiution of to- Kidney ji, UN
is i .it i" n l;f t he 1, i li-ey and Ui.i ii r. 'lU-'eUtioti
f Uri!.. Ii,-a of the Pr:Jr iO (l.-ii I.
St (in- iu the Bad'l-T, 'a:i".ili!. Grav.-i, l'.ri k
dut Dep..i', .iii'l M i;-u or 'It ky ! l.r,--.
ai.Tf for Enieebled ami Dch.-ato 'orttu:io!
of both ScXef, a(tnl: 1 with the tolh.wil.g
mptoiiu : J f.'ii.-j' fiti.(i t i i i i ; . i , 1 o)
I'vucr, L "f Mui-rv I, :T;-u',ty i iirvuth
ing. Weak Nerve, i rertihinig. JUrr. r of Din
i mp. w aKCiuim !(, iniiiiicsj el i.i m, i :in in
the Back. Hot Hand-, ITuhing of the P..dy.
Dryness of the Skin, Eruption on the Face,
Pallid Countenance, Unittreul La.i.-iiude oi
the MuKt ular jtem. Ao.
U.e.l by perf 'ti-' fp.iu the agc uf dghte?n to
twenty live, and from thirty-tvo i foiv-f.te or
in the decline r change of life; niter cuntinc
iuvut or labor pain : be d w-viaog ia chitd;vn.
Helmbold' Extract of Bm-hu i Diuretic nnd
Blood-Purifying, and cures ail Dieac-i ariitlg
from Habits of Dti!ipati r,, and Ex-e.-'?(,.- und
Iuirudeuces in Life, Impurii-ieM of the Blood.
A., upeiM'diiig Copaiba iu Allectioti lor
which it is u.se.l, and Syphilitic A fio-t ion?- in
the Disoa-ieK ued in connecti-iu with llciui
hoid' Rose Wa- h.
LADIES.
Tn .mnny Affections peeuliar to Ladies, the
Extract Buehu is uneualled by any other Rj
medv as in Chlor isi or Retcnti hi, Irregular
ity, Pain fulness or Suppression of Cutomar
Evacuation!, Ulcerated or Sehirrus State of
the Uterus, Leucorrhea or Whiter, Steu'.lity,
and for all Complaints inei lint to the Sex.
whether arising from ludiscrcibm or habits of
Dissipation. It is prescrit eil extensively by the
most eminent Physicians and Midlives for
Enfeebled and Delicate Constitutions of both
Sexes and all ages.
H.T.HELMBOLDiS EXTRACT BUCIIU
CURES DISEASES ARISING FlioM IM
PRUDENCES, HABITS OF DISSIPATION.
Etc'.,in all their stages, at little expense, little
or no change in diet, no inconvenience, and no
exposure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives
strength to Urinate, thereby removing Obstruc
tions, Preventing and Curing Strictures of tho
Urethra. Allaying Pain and lutLimtnation, so
frequent in this" class of diseases, and excel
ling all Poitouous matter.
HENRY T ""ilElTStlloLD'S 'IMPROVED
HOSE WASH,
cannot bo purpasned as a FACE WASH, and
will be found tho only Fpeeific remedy in every
fpecies of Cutaneous Affection. It speedily
eradicates Pimples, Spots?, Scorbutic Dryness,
Indurations of the Cutaneous Membrane, etc,,
dispels Redness and Incipient lull am ma i ton,
Hives, Rash, Moth Patches, Dryness of Scalp
or Skin, Frost Bites, und all purposes for
which Salves or Ointments aro used.
Full and explicit directions accompany the
medicines,
Evidences of tho most rosponsihlo and reli
able character furnished on application, with
hundreds of thousands of living witnesses, and
upward of .10,000 unsolicited certificates and
recommendatory letters.
Henry T. ilelmbold's Genuine lre
1 a rut ion.
Sent to any address. Secure from oWrvntion.
Established upwards f TWENTY YEARS.
Sold by Druggists everywhere. Address letters
for information, in confidence, to HENRY T.
HELMBOLD, Druggist and Chemist.
Only Depots: 11. T. HELMBOl,D'S Drug
and Chemical Warehouse, No, 591 Broadway,
N. Y., or to H. T. HELMBOLD's Medical Do
not, 101 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia, Pa,
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS a.v r,
HENRY X? HELMBOLD'S. Tuko ao Other.
G.M. STILES
DKALKil IN
(Gr ro c erics,-
PROVISIONS,
CignvH and Tobacco,
VQ0D AMD WILLOW WARE &c.
T SB. K O V fi I K N T A f 4,
Formerly "WESTERN HOTEL,"
Corner of First and Morrison Streets,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
MeswB. SMITH fc COOK
W AVE TAKEN THIS WELL KNOWN
B House and Refitted .and Refurnished it
throughout, making it by far the BEST HO
TEL. 1 N P'Jl'TLArs lb
N. B.- Hot and Cold Baths attached to the
House for tLo belielit of Guests.
SMITH COOK,
Proprietors.
Portland, April 14, 1870. 7:tf
DALLAS LIVERY. FEED & SALE
Cor. Slain arwl Court Streets,
Thos. G. Richmand, Proprietor.
HAVING PURCHASED THE ABOVE
Stand of Mr- A. H. Whitley, we have re
fitted and re -flocked it in Hieh a manner ag
will satisfactorily meet every -want of tho com
io unity.
Itu;o;Ies, .inp;Ie or double, HackK, Con
cord "Va";oJis. etc., etc.,
Furnished at al! hours, day or night, on
fchort notice.
Superior Saddle IforNe, let by the
Day or VVeeL.
T.E R XVS S, RCASOrJAMLE.
4 T. G. RICHMOND
The originator of this wonderful medicine
claims to hac di.-cjvercd and r.aAMC in
ii:u .. :,nj mere "i Ai'i ''j itr I ftft i t.iD ,n( ii
t ti tiiuturit. than w is t:erbefvre combined in
..tie Uivdn iue. The evidence of this fact i.
fouml in the variety of most ob.-ti.,atc diseases
wi.i-h it has !. n b.ui.d to cou-juer. In the
i. ur,.; id . lull'-, , i ti l Vwiy., a lid the early
ft-i;: .ii it L.ijj .i --tioid'h'-d Use
!i!-.'iii-.-ii bi.i :;-: v. ..ud tt'ltldreds Iff Oi-f! p'J)'-
'!-.. if..' pr 'ttouuee it t.W jrt-,m ( uiMoi-'i -
(. !'. !:;: it cu it 3 the seVel'tSt
i ! sir.
v. i.'ut atid i tirl'U
e io
I.
Bv Its
il " i . !i 1 1 ii n i if i IU the
. eri iui.il Di--ast, Mli. ral p.tiin,
j niiitic attd Wt.crial Disease , ud thvir tl-
I.et are eradicated and vsgwi ,.u- Ac .'.' uu-l a
'-. i m ' i -'ii ' i ;! e -1 ! i-in v! . . " ' '( '"
.''....j,;, S-.;i-f , ., '. f r S;. i AVoy or
.'g!' 4mi, m.-ds'.tt jsii the rutiH-n-us d.riPae
rtea by ". ,"..., arc coiiuere t by thi.
poiveriu!, puriit ing and it..vigrauug tne.iiciuc,
F'T " L'" f i'.:tl!.:.t?' '. ). I f'l-xlUt t atul
ff.ihitH.il ( '..).( ,j it has produced hun
dreds ef pilit'l aiiij pi rilaiivlil Carta whtfi.
t.lher me divine had failed.
'Ihe proprietor idler $i 0 reward for a medi
cine that wilt fpul it in tUv euri.f the diseases
fvr which it is reeoicwendcd. Bew are of comm.
jtii und ti-uri-i'ti-M '.Hi.i.'i. fc-te that uiy tiov-
eriUilent ."l.ililj', kViiit'ii I? A yr't.f'iv jii it ).l at r p iJ
,j utii'it, ut , i? upon the out.-nie wrapper. Th
iueditilie if Si't Iff Vruiffl! "tone Lr ) r
l-.iiU:. Pit-pared 'by K. V. PIERCE M. D., m !e
I'roprielur, at his chemical Laboratory, Z'-
Seneca ft ret tt. Buu'alo, N. V. June ;d,l.".-l)ia.
DRUG STORE.
Xorttmcist Corner Main and Mill St.,
DALLAS, 0;..
HAVING PURCHASED the OLD STAND
formerly belonging lo W. S. Robb, and
wi?!iin to live and let live, we will m11 at low
rates, FOR CASH, everything ia our lino:
2)r:i, Eatetil Jlcdicisies,
And all kinds of PER E LTQVORS, put up
expressly fur Medicinal use.
iF.iti'"UMi:nii:$ op all kinds.
Ako, Sudu,
Cream Titrtor,
Salt r,t fus, S-itrn,
liird Seed,
Pi tints. Oils,
Varnishes, UnwJiett,
Domestic. Dyes,
J I t iiuj Po fc rst
And everything el?e that is kept in a FIRST
CLASS DRUG STORE.
I NICHOLS a CO VI). Druggets.
Tho standard remedy for Coughs, la
Untiiza, Sore Throat, Whooping
Coiioh, Cnu, Liver - Complaint,
Ilronchitis, llecHiig of the
Lungs, ami every aHcrtion of tho
Throat, Lungs and Chest, Includ
ing Co sumption.
W ilar m Itatsaiu docs not dry up
a Cough, hut loosens it, r I causes
the Lungs, allays irritation, thus
removing the cause of the com
plaint. Vone genuine unless Igu-
ed I. IUTTTS. Prepared by Sli l ll
W. FOWL)? t X(l, lfoston.
Sold by iu:iniNnotf,. HOS-
TliTTIill i CO., San Prauciseo,
and by dealers generally. 10-ly
h I 'A - , ; -V $ $ U ? I
- - i -
IH (JliAKK'S London
"FOR SPECIAL COMPLAINTS."
It. CLARK'S INVIGORATOIt giro
strength to tho aged and debilited. It is
eHpecially designed for young men who havo
wasted their vigor by excesses of every kind,
aud all persons wbotie systems havo become
weak by imprudence, are completely restored
by ita use. Price One Dollar.
It. CLARK'S PURIFIER cleans the
blood from all impurities; Buch as Scrof
ula, Syphilis, Mercurial Rheumatism, Humors
of every sort. Bad Breath. Offensive Pers
piration, Foul Feet, Catarrh, Discharges from
the car, Sore Eyes, Sore Throat, Falling of tho
Hair, Ulcers, Boilrf, Pimples, Blotches, and all
diseases of the Shin. It ia also beneficial in
dLieaBes of tho Lungs and Digestive Organ?.
Price One Dollar.
R. CLARKE'S PANACEA rellevca
'pain of every description; Headache,
Earache, Toothache, Stomachache, Backache,
Pains in the Breast and Limba. It ia i&vula
uble remedy iu all Nervous Disorders, an! no
family should be without it. Price One Dollar,
ITh- CLARK'S ELIXIR is a cartain euro
-i-'for all we.-ikncs'a of the Genito-UrinaJy
Organs, and di.-eb'rgca of a muco purulent
iii.turc, Leu cor ib aura, Gotihorrhora, Sperma
torrhoea, and Seminal Weakness, are ppeedily
cured by its nee. Price One Dollar.
B. CLARK'S REGULATOR, for females
only, is guaranteed to correct all special
irregularities of Single Ladies. Married La
dies are accustomed not to use it when in a
certain condition, as its effects would bo too
powerful. Price One Dollar.
All of these celebrated remedies aro prepared
from Fluid Extracts, ur.dcr our immcdiato
supervision, and are warranted frtih and pure.
All afflicted perdons thou'd send a cart-fully
written statement of their ailments to Dr.
Clark, and the proper remedy will bo sent
to their addrtfcs. Dr. Clark can be consulted
personally at hid ofiie, and will furnish all the
necessary accommodation to patients- who
jdace themselves ucdtr his care. All letterg
adJdrcfsed, DR. J. CLARK.
Office, 1,270, Broadway, New York
3 My
THE HEV7P00DT
.To
For i fovr cents you can buy
of your Grocer or Drnirgist a
i uiI:a:Tf of SKA 3I0SS FARINE,
madu froiti part Irisli 3Joss, or
Cnrraoen, ivhich vill mako
sixteen (jiiart. of Blanc Hange,
iind a like qiiaatity of Pud
&iu Custards, Creams, Char
lotte Rnsse, t,:c. It is tho
cheapest, healthiest, and most
delicious food i:i t!ie world. It
makes r splendid Dessert, and
has no equal as a light and
delicate food for Invalids and
Children.
A Glorious Change ! !
TIIK CI II EAT WORLD'S TOXIC.
Plantation Bitters.
Ttiis womlorftil vcgrrtahlo
re!orative is the shecfiyv .
clsor of the foclflo dcliili
As n l5ic and cordial
lov tlc acd and languid, it
no cqisnl niaosig ftlo:
uchics. A'i a remedy for tho
nrr-k'ons vr:Ii".itss to wSiicli
woiacn are csjjccially suX
joclt it is superseding every
other stimulant. In nil Cli
taatc, trostical, temperate,
or frigid, it act as a specific
in every species of disorder
which undermine? tiic bodily
strength and breaks down the
K;ii:nal spirits. For sale by
all !rui;ists.
25-ly
1 AVINO PURCHASED A LAROE AND
i conilcto Stock of UENERAL MKIU
CllANDIZE, consisting in part of
Dry (ieotNj
CtlitK, Jucciisivare,
ToXincco, Cigars,
And all articles found in a GENERAL VARI
ETY STORE, I would respectfully call tha
attention of the Public to my Establishment,
II Ighcit Cash prico paid fop
1 UHS AM) PELTRY,
R. A. RAY,
Eola, Polk Co., Ogn.
16-tf
4 LL KIN'DS OP SEWING' DONE ON
V Short Notice by Mrs. Celicio Ellsberry.
near Wajmixo'a Jiiill, Dallas. '