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About Morning daily herald. (Albany, Or.) 1885-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 1, 1889)
THE MORNING HERAU): SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1889 I 1ST ALBANY A- REAL lip ESTATE IS BETTER THAN MONEY IN THE BANK! NOW IS THE T IME fl NVEST, CHOICE INSIDE BUSINESS PROPERTY Ileal Estate purchased inw will double in price when the extensive. pobli.:j improvements are in progress next Kiirainer. Don't 1 a clam, and let thes! opportnniies slip hy. There is not an instance on record where purchasers ot Albany real estate have not made money on their investment. We nvkae a specialty of city residences and inside business property, and men with means, who mean business, and want a good location, either improved or otherwise, will find it to their advantage to call upon us. Wo have some fine brick buildings on our list for sale at reasonable figures. Choice suburban Property in Woodle's Riverside Addition. You can buy large lots, 55X100 feet, for $150, which will within six months double in price. This addition, recently platted, lies right in the line of improvements. It adjoins Hackle man's 4th addition on the East, and is a beautiful tract, desirably located, is high and dry, is already cleared and planted out in fruit trees. Parties desiring a choice location should call at once. Albany, C regon REAL ESTATE AGENTS SPIRIT OF THE TIMES. Experience Is the School Pre ferred by American Youth. Sl'NDRT HITS OT AOVICE. J. Timothy SncJjrass Diiesarses on Some of th Prevalent Maner'm3 Axaa tho Qidily Young Kci. Written for the II KRl.n l Yunj man, I will not ask you to "lend u i vour oars", localise I have a pair that aw lar-re enough for all practical purposes, but if you will kindlv listen to me for a lew moments "I will endeavor to 'ive you a few "painters" that may, or iuav not, li useful to yon in your after career. Advice is something which is not worth a cuss, and it is seldom taken. The man who ex acts to make an honest living in this advanced age- of civilization by imparting advice to the young and advancing generation, will have to live on bread and water princi pally water and couch in the open air. , , No. mv son, if yoa arc thoroiwnly satisfied "that, von know more than the old gentleman, who lives nut at vour country residence, and has just education" enough to wntj Ins name to a cliecK in nruer 10 n.i vour college esiwnses. why, it "would be the height folly tor you to take his advice 0:1 any subject. If lie still thinks that the world is flat, and cani-.ot un.c r-taiid whv the square ! .,-... ' ) . -v laujli at hint so-.tndly and c.i-.I r.i::i .! ii.r , ha! will go: hind leg and he elevates you through the rear of the stable and you make a (lying descension home ward ami come down on the picket , fenco withoutthe aid of a parachute, you will have every reason to be lieve that the old gentleman told you the truth, and have the satis i'action of knowing at the same time; that you found it out by ex peprience. 1 remember a little instance sim ilar to the above, that occurred in our family in Ohio. Father had a hired g'u l, a high-minded, indepen dent sort t an Irish lady, who Re lieved in finding out everything for herself. She had been warned several times about using kerosene on the kitchen fire, but she had an opinion of her own and believed that coal oil was non-explosive and absolutely safe. n morning we lieard a terrific lackct in the kitch en. anl Tic! tatnnv went, oul masse. e tound ttie rear end 01 the summer eating apartment split up into kindling wood and piled up At t. ...1. 1 Tl, .(.in i"itj in uie iiactA yam. me .-. about lifty "yards down the alley, and we never could get enough of the girl together for the coroner to sit on, so we dropied the subject, j I think I shall iro back there some time, and, if the present owners of the properly do not object, ! will erect a small marble slab in the b u k vard, giving a full account of the death, and state that Bridget .M. IIouny died from experience. I'.ut I will touch now upon the 1 1 1 t important part nf my nara tive. It is '-('nurtrdiip and Marri a'c". llverv young man should in lili' be!niv he mc' i sia'-'e oi no- Wei" Id is fi'.II nf i:i'd en ,! with toward mciva-:n; in his ollstnn'. hi.- l -cternai pi i-! in aiter ve.ir.-. th." old L'crit. is sleepin-' imie.lv under the daisies, and y-.ur creditors take. p. ..-session of the farm, vmi reali-f that a dollar should be earned before it is s sun dered, :iud li .it the income should always be i:c ne than the outlay, and von c,,;,ie to the co:ie!i;.-i"i: that lather l.:a y more than y.-u gave him credit for. ii does not matter, you have found out the old "'iit's worth fr m experience, and experience is what counts in this world. What a young man learns Inex perience he never forgets, and it is the only satisfactory method of solving a doubtful question. Fo instance, if ..on are spending your vacation in the country, and the nld farmer tells you to be "a trifle careful around that ere yaller n; lie" it is no specific reason why you should be deprived ,f that yellow mule's society during the iest of your vacation. Walk unto him calmly, and with confidence in your eye. If you ever lose cmi iidence in a mule you are lost. It is useless to sjieak to him: he doubtless knows you me there. Jive him a tiond. friendly slap on the left hind ham and tighten your hand up on his muscles; ii he mcrc-Iv winks at you with his right ear ami goes mi ' pla-idly chewim: bis tvpast, yon may know that his ow ner, for some reason known only to himself, has misrepresented the character of the mule. J'.ut n. n the contrary, he gently lifts his ne rniiitorta r.v.cue - an a composition. Thi beauti!:: ueiuaiT'.e.i lem.iu the iie -, ; i.f oer own fair -r--i tv' ivv are gra in:'.:iv forms oi i'eii.imne ln-.riiiivss thai 'are hard to eiial and canno! ba caviled. The fatliers or guard ians of tli"se lovely, angelic beings a'-v. as arule over-work"il, unol!"en- contrary, however, he calls you to one side and quietly informs you that your society is not appreciated and that you had better spend your evenings elsewhere, don't be al armed, it is doubtless only a plan concocted between him and the girl's mother to test the strength of vour affection. Remember that "faint heart never won fair lady", and brace un to the uirl's residence on the next Sabbath. If the old man meets von half way to the gate with a hickory club, and a dog about the size ot a r.engai tiger, u it will be use ess to wilt, as it is probably intended as a bluff. Walk up to him with a smile on your features, and erect him like a brother. It he wilts, and invites vou into the parlor, and the bull do.' sneaks around the corner of the house, you have established your worthand will probably be married before Christmas. I'.ut, if he reaches out for vou with his club ami scores one on your ear, and the bulldog chews a hole in your breeches as large as an old fashioned family bible before you can get through the gate, you may consider that you have settled the matter by experience, and you will doubtless come to the conclusion that you had better play poker all night at I'O cents a "stack than monkey around where you are not wanted. Alter all, there is nothing that settles a matter so definitely as ex perience. .1. Timothy Snodcuass. A Milern Anhimfflfs. ! ViV.i'l'.i i.f thu Northwest. i A citizen of Montana e':;in:s to j li.iv.' it-vt nte 1 a niachtu? :'-r ra:s- ) b;g w ':r. !:nf'.f lut ' tic pnit j r:;; e n' ' i;e Archimedean syrew nf i an. if n" f (.-i.e. The invent! rc'.:m I that he can, with this new device, rais-' wnter to nay dc;r.'d cleva I tion. In ca?u' his niac'iiao will do j this work tli.' cost'.v ir.-iating ciiifiis Outit m man v ot tr.e we.st- OKVr.R UHIU STOKK. t )D rEIXOUSTFllPI K G. L. BLACKMAN Grand Holiday Qpenin Ouiss & Son -Are now opening for Holiday twit- ne of tlie laiytst lints of IE A LB A N T, OREGON rPIiish Goods and Art Supplies; Ever broughtto Albany. Call ami ind ict tUir aimitDst stock. When fully opened it will be the Most Dazzling t Kli-gaot Holiday Displays. 5a"First Street, Next to Revere Uoum-. :! e .1 thn fellows w o-. iii.led with corner lots .tore bricks, and the extension m" the "street railway, but they have no objections to seeing their daugh ters united in the holy bonds of matrimony, provided that the young mail has sufficient bonds to protect his voung heart's choice from the chillv blasts ot poverty, lose munis ar.; , (,n, i-.i :,nd torritoiics will be discarded.. The ir.veotor :tatcs tli.it Irr-ni a stream on his farm he conducts water to levels two hun dred :ect above it, ditches all over Ii i 3 where tas power ntces-tiry to CiO all this labor comns trom is not stated but probably from the sur- thcucc by farm. Just . r.-HK DALE ADDITION. , .... i ; and keep her and an accumulating I lu -il'-1 1:1 i s""'"1 -" '"- fanr.lv oil the nll mans nanus, j There aiv a f 'W of these nld f 'llows w ho are more generous hearted j than t!ie ntheis who have no n'o-j jecti"!i to settling the husband nf j their l.'loe I daughter in a good! business. I'.urkhai t ic Malin otrer lor Kale It's city lots in this beautif i addi tion, w hich has just been platted. This addition is situate i on the east of the city, and adjoining Abe Ynum.' man. if you have any de- j llacklenian'a" land, and is the ..... , i .1. ' sue to ie settled in uie. inwimniiri you and select some young ere dure "w ho has no! been spoken tor and lav siege to h-r heart. The most approved fashion according to the latest bo ks on th nil 'tte is to tag closest addition to the city that is now offered for f-ale. These lots will now hj sold for $75 and coiner lots $100 each until January 1st, after which time all lots remain ing will be raised to $150 each. Dealers in Drugs, Medicines, Stationery, Etc, SPECIALTIES: Fine Toilet Articles and Perfumery MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, OF ALL KINDS FOR THE HOLIDAYS NOTHING IS NICKK THAN Till: l-'INK A'i'fliVW the voung woman b chu-ch and , These lots will be sold on easv terms, and the lirst that call to see them w ill get the choice of all. then !i fi-' !ro:i:i.i the vestrv door un'.'!'. a-ter services; you ma-! 'hen "catch on" if j .ssi ile. a'l 1 :' '' the fair one home, it i : Is" permis s;ib!e to swing on the front gate for a coiipie nf hoars, it w ill serve as a sort of an introductory to the par lor. If the old man sees you down town the next day, slaps you on the b.e k and seis rp the --nda water, you have crossed tii'' Mubicon an 1 vour snciv-s is a--uivd. It o:i the A I.KAN I V. Sxuns:t City f the Tli:M' What She Is. And Hubbard's new dn: V"ot store Prescriptions Carefully C'ompoHiidsd Day and Night. Our- Elegant Holiday Stock! gjSF" Has arriyei and we cordially invite th public to nail and inspect our goods and prices. r ."SS. - m I'M X&m tits y&fai-t$ if i; UW'i mlX vri..- VV .:M NffiiV V lK. FILLED 'C'KI-tJfl taUWKNTr ONE VCSS --.,. . . n mm mm w AND f SILVERWARE Hold Headed Canes and Novelties in Jewelry at WILL STARK'S NEXT DOOR TO LINN COUNTY HANK i- the bel place in the city from which to purchase pure fresh drugs, fine toilet articles, etc The City Liquor Store, ,1. DAVJ1GAKT, I'mprictor. .-.''TSexi tloor to ths tl Fc!:j.v" e.,i;'.f, Albany, : Oregon Keep? con-;ai;tly on hand thv iini-,,' i:.jw,r;-'i ai,d doi:tciti,- iv ntp, liquor t;i.'ar tc'.-'-o?. Onlv rir;.t-c-'b.ss lic,n--r -tort- in c;t -.- SPECIAL HWCKU PAiO TO .DcHS FROM THE COUNTRY SAWMILL A. 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