THE MORNING HERAU): SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1889
I 1ST
ALBANY
A-
REAL
lip
ESTATE
IS
BETTER
THAN
MONEY IN THE BANK!
NOW IS THE T
IME fl
NVEST,
CHOICE INSIDE BUSINESS PROPERTY
Ileal Estate purchased inw will double in price when the extensive. pobli.:j
improvements are in progress next Kiirainer. Don't 1 a clam, and let thes!
opportnniies slip hy. There is not an instance on record where purchasers ot
Albany real estate have not made money on their investment.
We nvkae a specialty of city residences and inside business property, and
men with means, who mean business, and want a good location, either improved
or otherwise, will find it to their advantage to call upon us. Wo have some
fine brick buildings on our list for sale at reasonable figures.
Choice suburban Property in Woodle's Riverside Addition. You can buy large lots, 55X100 feet, for $150, which will
within six months double in price. This addition, recently platted, lies right in the line of improvements. It adjoins Hackle
man's 4th addition on the East, and is a beautiful tract, desirably located, is high and dry, is already cleared and planted
out in fruit trees. Parties desiring a choice location should call at once.
Albany, C regon
REAL ESTATE AGENTS
SPIRIT OF THE TIMES.
Experience Is the School Pre
ferred by American Youth.
Sl'NDRT HITS OT AOVICE.
J. Timothy SncJjrass Diiesarses on Some
of th Prevalent Maner'm3 Axaa
tho Qidily Young Kci.
Written for the II KRl.n l
Yunj man, I will not ask you
to "lend u i vour oars", localise I
have a pair that aw lar-re enough
for all practical purposes, but if you
will kindlv listen to me for a lew
moments "I will endeavor to 'ive
you a few "painters" that may, or
iuav not, li useful to yon in your
after career. Advice is something
which is not worth a cuss, and it is
seldom taken. The man who ex
acts to make an honest living in
this advanced age- of civilization by
imparting advice to the young and
advancing generation, will have to
live on bread and water princi
pally water and couch in the open
air. , ,
No. mv son, if yoa arc thoroiwnly
satisfied "that, von know more than
the old gentleman, who lives nut
at vour country residence, and has
just education" enough to wntj Ins
name to a cliecK in nruer 10 n.i
vour college esiwnses. why, it
"would be the height folly tor you
to take his advice 0:1 any subject.
If lie still thinks that the world is
flat, and cani-.ot un.c r-taiid whv
the square ! .,-... ' ) . -v
laujli at hint so-.tndly and c.i-.I r.i::i
.! ii.r , ha! will go:
hind leg and he elevates you
through the rear of the stable and
you make a (lying descension home
ward ami come down on the picket
, fenco withoutthe aid of a parachute,
you will have every reason to be
lieve that the old gentleman told
you the truth, and have the satis
i'action of knowing at the same
time; that you found it out by ex
peprience. 1 remember a little instance sim
ilar to the above, that occurred in
our family in Ohio. Father had a
hired g'u l, a high-minded, indepen
dent sort t an Irish lady, who Re
lieved in finding out everything for
herself. She had been warned
several times about using kerosene
on the kitchen fire, but she had an
opinion of her own and believed
that coal oil was non-explosive and
absolutely safe. n morning we
lieard a terrific lackct in the kitch
en. anl Tic! tatnnv went, oul
masse. e tound ttie rear end 01
the summer eating apartment split
up into kindling wood and piled up
At t. ...1. 1 Tl, .(.in i"itj
in uie iiactA yam. me .-.
about lifty "yards down the alley,
and we never could get enough of
the girl together for the coroner to
sit on, so we dropied the subject, j
I think I shall iro back there some
time, and, if the present owners of
the properly do not object, ! will
erect a small marble slab in the
b u k vard, giving a full account of
the death, and state that Bridget
.M. IIouny died from experience.
I'.ut I will touch now upon the
1 1 1 t important part nf my nara
tive. It is '-('nurtrdiip and Marri
a'c". llverv young man should
in lili' be!niv he
mc' i sia'-'e oi no-
Wei" Id is fi'.II nf
i:i'd en
,! with
toward mciva-:n;
in his ollstnn'.
hi.- l -cternai pi i-!
in aiter ve.ir.-.
th." old L'crit. is sleepin-'
imie.lv under the daisies, and y-.ur
creditors take. p. ..-session of the
farm, vmi reali-f that a dollar
should be earned before it is s sun
dered, :iud li .it the income should
always be i:c ne than the outlay,
and von c,,;,ie to the co:ie!i;.-i"i:
that lather l.:a y more than y.-u
gave him credit for. ii does not
matter, you have found out the
old "'iit's worth fr m experience,
and experience is what counts in
this world.
What a young man learns Inex
perience he never forgets, and it is
the only satisfactory method of
solving a doubtful question. Fo
instance, if ..on are spending your
vacation in the country, and the
nld farmer tells you to be "a trifle
careful around that ere yaller
n; lie" it is no specific reason why
you should be deprived ,f that
yellow mule's society during the
iest of your vacation. Walk unto
him calmly, and with confidence in
your eye. If you ever lose cmi
iidence in a mule you are lost. It
is useless to sjieak to him: he
doubtless knows you me there.
Jive him a tiond. friendly slap on
the left hind ham and tighten your
hand up on his muscles; ii he
mcrc-Iv winks at you with his right
ear ami goes mi ' pla-idly chewim:
bis tvpast, yon may know that his
ow ner, for some reason known only
to himself, has misrepresented the
character of the mule. J'.ut n. n
the contrary, he gently lifts his
ne rniiitorta
r.v.cue - an a
composition. Thi
beauti!:: ueiuaiT'.e.i lem.iu
the iie -, ; i.f oer own fair
-r--i tv' ivv are gra
in:'.:iv forms oi i'eii.imne ln-.riiiivss
thai 'are hard to eiial and canno!
ba caviled. The fatliers or guard
ians of tli"se lovely, angelic beings
a'-v. as arule over-work"il, unol!"en-
contrary, however, he calls you to
one side and quietly informs you
that your society is not appreciated
and that you had better spend your
evenings elsewhere, don't be al
armed, it is doubtless only a plan
concocted between him and the
girl's mother to test the strength of
vour affection. Remember that
"faint heart never won fair lady",
and brace un to the uirl's residence
on the next Sabbath. If the old
man meets von half way to the
gate with a hickory club, and a dog
about the size ot a r.engai tiger, u
it will be use ess to wilt, as it is
probably intended as a bluff. Walk
up to him with a smile on your
features, and erect him like a
brother. It he wilts, and invites
vou into the parlor, and the bull
do.' sneaks around the corner of
the house, you have established
your worthand will probably be
married before Christmas. I'.ut, if
he reaches out for vou with his
club ami scores one on your ear,
and the bulldog chews a hole in
your breeches as large as an old
fashioned family bible before you
can get through the gate, you may
consider that you have settled the
matter by experience, and you will
doubtless come to the conclusion
that you had better play poker all
night at I'O cents a "stack than
monkey around where you are not
wanted.
Alter all, there is nothing that
settles a matter so definitely as ex
perience. .1. Timothy Snodcuass.
A Milern Anhimfflfs.
! ViV.i'l'.i i.f thu Northwest.
i A citizen of Montana e':;in:s to
j li.iv.' it-vt nte 1 a niachtu? :'-r ra:s-
) b;g w ':r. !:nf'.f lut ' tic pnit
j r:;; e n' ' i;e Archimedean syrew nf
i an. if n" f (.-i.e. The invent! rc'.:m
I that he can, with this new device,
rais-' wnter to nay dc;r.'d cleva
I tion. In ca?u' his niac'iiao will do
j this work tli.' cost'.v ir.-iating
ciiifiis Outit m man v ot tr.e we.st-
OKVr.R UHIU STOKK.
t
)D rEIXOUSTFllPI K
G. L. BLACKMAN
Grand Holiday Qpenin
Ouiss & Son
-Are now opening for Holiday twit- ne of tlie laiytst lints of
IE
A LB A N T, OREGON
rPIiish Goods and Art Supplies;
Ever broughtto Albany. Call ami ind ict tUir aimitDst stock.
When fully opened it will be the Most Dazzling t Kli-gaot Holiday
Displays.
5a"First Street, Next to Revere Uoum-.
:! e
.1
thn
fellows w
o-. iii.led with corner lots
.tore bricks, and the extension m"
the "street railway, but they have
no objections to seeing their daugh
ters united in the holy bonds of
matrimony, provided that the
young mail has sufficient bonds to
protect his voung heart's choice
from the chillv blasts ot poverty,
lose munis ar.; , (,n, i-.i :,nd torritoiics will be
discarded.. The ir.veotor :tatcs
tli.it Irr-ni a stream on his farm he
conducts water to levels two hun
dred :ect above it,
ditches all over Ii i 3
where tas power ntces-tiry to CiO
all this labor comns trom is not
stated but probably from the sur-
thcucc by
farm. Just
.
r.-HK DALE ADDITION.
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and keep her and an accumulating I lu -il'-1 1:1 i s""'"1 -" '"-
fanr.lv oil the nll mans nanus, j
There aiv a f 'W of these nld f 'llows
w ho are more generous hearted j
than t!ie ntheis who have no n'o-j
jecti"!i to settling the husband nf j
their l.'loe I daughter in a good!
business.
I'.urkhai t ic Malin otrer lor Kale
It's city lots in this beautif i addi
tion, w hich has just been platted.
This addition is situate i on the
east of the city, and adjoining Abe
Ynum.' man. if you have any de- j llacklenian'a" land, and is the
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sue to ie settled in uie. inwimniiri
you and select some young ere dure
"w ho has no! been spoken tor and
lav siege to h-r heart. The most
approved fashion according to the
latest bo ks on th nil 'tte is to tag
closest addition to the city that is
now offered for f-ale. These lots
will now hj sold for $75 and coiner
lots $100 each until January 1st,
after which time all lots remain
ing will be raised to $150 each.
Dealers in Drugs, Medicines, Stationery, Etc,
SPECIALTIES:
Fine Toilet Articles and
Perfumery
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, OF ALL KINDS
FOR THE HOLIDAYS
NOTHING IS NICKK THAN Till: l-'INK
A'i'fliVW
the voung woman b chu-ch and , These lots will be sold on easv
terms, and the lirst that call to see
them w ill get the choice of all.
then !i fi-' !ro:i:i.i the vestrv door
un'.'!'. a-ter services; you ma-! 'hen
"catch on" if j .ssi ile. a'l 1 :' '' the
fair one home, it i : Is" permis
s;ib!e to swing on the front gate for
a coiipie nf hoars, it w ill serve as a
sort of an introductory to the par
lor. If the old man sees you down
town the next day, slaps you on the
b.e k and seis rp the --nda water,
you have crossed tii'' Mubicon an 1
vour snciv-s is a--uivd. It o:i the
A I.KAN I V.
Sxuns:t City f the
Tli:M' What She Is.
And Hubbard's
new
dn:
V"ot
store
Prescriptions Carefully C'ompoHiidsd Day and Night. Our-
Elegant Holiday Stock!
gjSF" Has arriyei and we cordially invite th public to nail and
inspect our goods and prices.
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m I'M
X&m tits y&fai-t$ if i; UW'i
mlX vri..- VV .:M
NffiiV V lK. FILLED
'C'KI-tJfl taUWKNTr ONE VCSS
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mm
mm w
AND
f SILVERWARE
Hold Headed Canes and Novelties in Jewelry at
WILL STARK'S
NEXT DOOR TO LINN COUNTY HANK
i- the bel place in the city from
which to purchase pure fresh drugs,
fine toilet articles, etc
The City Liquor Store,
,1. DAVJ1GAKT, I'mprictor.
.-.''TSexi tloor to ths tl Fc!:j.v" e.,i;'.f, Albany, : Oregon
Keep? con-;ai;tly on hand thv iini-,,' i:.jw,r;-'i ai,d doi:tciti,- iv ntp, liquor t;i.'ar
tc'.-'-o?. Onlv rir;.t-c-'b.ss lic,n--r -tort- in c;t -.-
SPECIAL HWCKU PAiO TO .DcHS FROM THE COUNTRY
SAWMILL
A. WlIEELEi:, SPIIINCFIKM), rilOI'IM FKHf.
sn ux(;riELB oniAi ok
;'".l!i:t:iy v:o(i Tnnd oilii c en i;:.!ii 8d "lietwet-n -i.l: ;.ii, ,t., ts i f
AW 'lieelcr, All.miy Muna'cr. --a-
.laving ln;ui. r i,ot excelled in .jii:i);tv, facilities rot M.rnafd forthe
promi t !:i.t - tii-:.c.ory II -i;x - or .:(!, i. I rc-i.tctri:!!v m VcU . -!.. ,,. f ,ha
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