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o <«O8MAN TIMMONS I seodent R. H. ROSA. Vice Pi eaulent A. D. MORSE, Manager HE5 te G. T TREAGOLD, Secreting? A. E. HADSAL1. Treasurer J Coquille Stesiti Laundry NOSLER A WOKKISON. 1‘rvpe. K’A FIRST-CUSS UbW WORK Bandon Investment Corporation Of «very kind done on short notice and at reasonable priced. ’Vheer up! There Is n silver lining “Well, What good is ,o every cloud SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED that? I haven't got an airship.”— • « Ord, re left on M<>ndayK with vur Harden Pick-Me-Up. «Kent. A O. TROWBRIDGE. will I k * given care Real Estate, Townsites, Promotions BANDON ful attention anti delivered in Bandon at the -*We Howell—You seem to think that I Friday evening«. will lose if I make the Investment. COQUILLE, OREGON. “Well, how d'ye feel about It, any like as not somebody meets me at tb« Powell—My boy, it Is just like indors —•»-------------- *---------------— way.?” asked the man with the hoe, front gate an’ tells me to take off ms ing a note for a friend.—-Brooklyn Life. shoes afore I tiptoe up the gravel path grinning. Friend So that is your little boy? The man with the hoe pulled off his to the door. Au’ as like as not I do it He look« very Intelligent. I’roud Mama lime-whitened hat for the greater con ‘Where's me dinner?’ I ask in a whis I- Just as I was at his age. My daugh venience of scratching his bead. "Blame per. ter, now, is more like her father.— You can’t expect to get $2 “ 'You'll hafter do witbin a cold bit« Nos Lolslrs. me if I know,” he answered. worth for $1, but you can get to-night.” they say. ‘We’ve had suthin “Feel kinder swelled up?” your moneys worth at "Youngling is going to marry the BRIDGE & BEACH Stoves. Rang?, and Heater» have in them »o many excellencies “Not by a gallon Jug full,” replied else to think of ’sides cookin’ dinners that th**, are now acknowledged the vreateet Kellen* on the coaat. and they are grow widow Henpeck. ” “ Why, she ’ s twice ing in favor every year We have the exclusive agency in Bandon for these house the man with the hod. “There's times No, you can’t go in there now. What’i hold and office necessities, and prices range exceedingly modest in either case. as old as he is.” “Oh, well, he’ll age when I have had the tdghead an’ got the matter with the man? Don't yov fast enough after the wedding.”—• the notion I amounted to a consider- understand they’re asleep?’ Town and Country. TINNING AND PLUMBING A SPECIALTY “ ‘Well, where’s me paper?’ I ask. able, but this ain’t one of ’em. Swelled Dealer in Boots and Shoes ’That fisherman is always talking the stov« “ ‘ I took it to start a fire in up! Say, are you goUj ’ to feel swelled Car Assortment off Hardware. Tinware and Edged Tools is Most Complete about the whoppers he caught. ” “ He up when they get this here buildin' fin- to heat up some milk. An’ that re- i I shed an’ folks stop on the street to minds me. Don't you take your coat doesn't, catch them,” answered Miss Repairing Neatly and Promptly Done I at Lowest Living Prices.. look at it an’ say what a stylish, ele off now. ’ You skip over to the cream- Cayenne. “He merely tells them.”— gant buildin’ it is? You may have had ery an’ git u bottle o’ fresli milk. Hur Washington Star. Boarder—You can divide a chicken suthiu’ to do with it. but that wouldn’t ry now. an' take your shoes with you with mathetmatlcal accuracy, Mrs. cut no Agger. You ain’t got no say an’ put 'em on outside.’ ” “T don't s'pose you rest much, elth Hanhlngton. Mrs. Hashington—Divid CIVIL ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR how it’s to be decorated inside nor Chas. S. High Classes of Work Solicited er.” ing It is easy enough. I wish I could nothin' o' that kind, have you?" McCulloch Bandon Oregon multiply it—Philadelphia Inquirer. “ Not when he ’ s a-bawlln ’ , ” said th« “Sure I haven’t,” replied the man man with the hod. “He don't gtn’rallj "Mamma,” said Jamie, mysteriously, with the hoe. “Nor I don’t want to.” “did I ever have a little brother that "Well. it’s different with a kid,” said bawl much, though, ’ceptin’ nights.” All Kinds of fell Into the well?” “No,” said mamma. “Git up an’ spank him.” the man with tlie hod. “You kind o' I “(lit up an’ go over to the station an' “Why?” "Why, when I looked down feel 's if you would like to have suthin’ to say. But you dassn’t. I handed him clean it out.” said the man with th« , In the well I saw a little boy some a bit o' pork rind day afore yest’d’y an' hod. sarcastically. "Besides,” he add thing like me.” ► I like to had my head took off. I ain’t ed, "I don’t want to spank the llttl« “Miss Pechls,” said Mr. Tlmmid, at let to handle him even. Me feel swelled tike.” the other end of the sofa, “if I were to up! Why, I ain’t nobody around the "Like to hear him holler, eh?” throw you a kiss I wonder what you’d Special Rates Rates $1 to $2 per Day. house no more. There's them three “Well, you won’t b’lieve me, maybe say.” “Well,“ replied Miss Pechls, “I'd Furnished at living prices. A share women, they’re the execkative commit but doggoned if It don’t sound sortet say you Were the laziest man I ever Sample Room by the Week ar Month, of the public patronage solicited tee an’ the business agent an’ the walk- good. There’s so much of the hollei saw.”—Philadelphia Press. i in Connection in’ delegate. An' the kid, he’s the fer the size of hint. An' when I go in Tom—But perhaps she doesn’t love Whole thing. I jest pay my dues au’ an’ see him with his red face all wrln- you. Jack—Oh, yes, she doe«! Tom— look pleasant kled up an’ flghtln’ the air with hli How do you know? Jack—When I told Oregon E5»n<Jon "What did you expect?’ fists an’ kickin’ out them bandy legs o her that I had no money to get married “I kinder expected a girl,” answered his—well, I d’ know, You've bad ’em, on she offered to borrow some from her the man with the hod. ain’t you?” fat her.—Ph i 1 adelph! a I nqn 1 rer. " ’Bout s’teen of ’em.” "I mean did you expect to run the “Dear me, John, this is dreadful with “Well, you want to come up an’ set hot weather on us and no money to go whole show?” SHIELDS & KENNEDY^ Bfacksmiths and Wa^on Makers “I don’t know as I flggered on any this un,” said the man with the hod anywhere. Haven’t you any country thin’. That's what makes it such a “He’s a little suthin’ out o’ the com relations you can scare up?” “That’s Wagons of All Kinds Made to Order Horseehoeinpr a Specialty . AT s’prlse. When I was at work and away mon.” the trouble. I’ve scared all I’ve got Job Work attended to promptly and all work guaranteed to »five satisfaction. Prices reas- 11 I never did try to boss anythin’ around “That's what they all are,” said tilt I already.”—Baltimore American. onable. Shop on Atwater Street, Bandon, Oregon. 11 the hpuse, but when I come home I man with the hoe, stirring his mortal “Yes,” said the young man, pensive most gin'rally had things about the afresh. “Don’t step too high with th« ly, “a dog I once had Saved my life.” way I wanted ’em. Now, by gorry, as hodful.”—Chicago Daily News. “Tell me about it.” said the young MRS. SARAH1COSTELLO woman, with eager Interest. T sold PRETENDER DECLARES HIMSELF SULTAJJ him for $4,” said the young man, “when Nice clean rooms 25c and 50c a night; $1.25 a week; $5 a month I was nearly starving.’’—Tit-Bits. “What made Brown marry that OREGON widow?” “Did yon ever drop a penny BANDON BANDON, OREGON In a weighing machine and then find Capital, $25,C0J the thing wou’t work?” “Yes.” "That’s i the reason.” “What do you mean?” BANDON TRANSFER’CO. BOARD OF DIRECTORS: J. L. Kronenbersr. President; .J. Denholm. Vice PresidenL i F.*J. Fahy, Canhier; Frank Flam. T. P. Hanley Couldn’t get a weigh.”—Denver Post C. H. PATTERSON & SON| A general hanking: businesH transacted and customers «riven every accommodation con i Wife (during the quarrel)—I don’t sistent with safe and conservative banking- Dray and General Deliver* CORRESPONDENTS: The American National Bank, of San Franciaco, Cal.; Merck believe you ever did a charitable act National Bank. Portland, Orwn; Thp Chase National Bank, of New York. 9 Meets all boats. AU orders handled with care In your life. Husband—I did one, at Bank is open from 9 a. m. to J2 m.. and 1 p. m. to 3 p. m. • least, that I have lived to regret Wife BANDON OREGON —Indeed! What was it, pray? Hus band—I saved you from dying an old maid.—Illustrated Bits. Lowe Friend—I am afraid your husband Clarence » The New, Elegantly Fitted and Speedy Steamer has a very bad cold; lie's continually BANDON, OREGON sneezing. It’s quite painful to hear ► ► ELIZABETH him. Why don’t you ask a doctor to CAPT. J. OLSEN, Master see him? Matron—Weil, I'm waiting Druggist Apothecary This steamer is new. is sirongrly built and fitted with the latest improvements and will Just a few days because it amuses baby give a regular 8 day service, for paasenRers and freight, between the Coquille river. Oregon, and San Francisco. E. T. KRUSE, manatfinK agent, 23 Market St., San Francisco. so to see Ills father sneeze. Tit-Bits. i Is just in receipt of if new and fresh stock of J. E. WALSTROM, Agent, Bandon, Oregon. ‘You may not remember me, Miss Drugs and Chemicals, Patent and Pro- ► Summers,” he said, “but I was engaged prietary Preparations, I, Toilet Articles, to you once.” “Indeed?” the summer I Druggists Sundries, . P Perfumes, Brushes __ girl replied coldly, you have quite a Sponges, Soap, Nuts and Candies, Cigars memory for faces. ’No,” he replied, Tobaccos and Cigarettes, Paints, Oils, ►► glancing at her fair hand, "but I have Glass and Painters’ Supplies. Philadelphia ► California and Oregon Coast Steamship Co for the rings 1 buy Press. “But,” protested thé spa^e writer, ► A. B. SABIN ► “perhaps you could use tills article if I Now plying between Portland and Coos Bay only Manufacturer of and Dealer in were to boll it down ?” "Nothing doing,” WEEKLY TRIPS rejoined the man behind tile blue pen All Kinds of iSriclU Ivry QEO. D. GRAY & CO., Gen. Agents L. W. SHAW, Agent cil. “If you were to take a gallon of Harness and Saddles Repaired •121 Market Street, San Francisco Marshfield. Phone 441 water and boil It down to a pint. It BANDON OREGON would still be water.”—Chicago Daily News. “Well, anyhow,” said Casaidy, “the new mill Is fitted up fine.. Shura, every thing’s in its right place.” “Not at all.” replied Casey, “whin I wlnt through there th’ other day 1 seen a lot o’ red buckets marked ‘Fur Fire Only,’ an’, For Sale at the Shingle Mill faix, there was wather In tliim!”—Phil adelphia Press. . All orders filled promptly. Office in mill. We FIRST PHOTOGRAPH OF MU LA I HAFID. Friend—One of your clerks tells me pay highest price for red cedar logs and bolts Mulai Ilafid, who has declared himself Sultan of Morocco In place Of his /ou raised his salary and told him to RASMUSSEN BROS., Props brother, the present ruler, is one of Morocco’s most remarkable men. There I get married, under panalty of dis is every possibility that he will drive out the old Sultan because the best fight charge. Business Man—Yes; I do that ers of the desert are gathering around 1dm in large numbers. to nil my clerks when they get old Mulai Ilafid is younger than the Sultan, but. unlike that monarch, Is enough to marry. I don't want nny strong mentally and of commanding, magnetic presence. He Is for Morocco of your imlepcndent, conceited men for Moroccans, and finis areals to all the people who live away from the about my place.—Tit-Bits. senshore—from white Influence. Ilafid has never been In Europe. Ilafid is Landlady (to new boarder who Is a poet and has had his works published by a printing concern in Egypt He rather stout). I am glad to bear thnt lias only one wife and a child. one of tny former boarders recommend ed you to niy house. Stout Boarder—■ • Successor to HOOVER & MONDAY Hardly X etfotlable. 1 being a check thpt I dropped In th« Yes. he spoke very highly of it. After Stories have Is-en told of buttons, box. if wasn’t. 'Twas a receipted telling hint that I had tried all kinds Bandon Oregon tneks and various extraneous sub bill for kerosene the church owed in« of antifat without success he advised a I Dealer in All Kinds of itanee« found in contribution boxes, but last year, ami It had been overlook short stay here.—Ally Sloper. it Is seldom that a church member ed Of course H r jest the sanie ns Mistress—Norah, I told you to give | strikes a blow so severe at was that that man with the hand organ a -quar- money, though, when you come to that. ’ f'nrtvn Produvu tiouixHt nn*J .Snld delivered by Amos Itudd, of I’otter i ter to go down to the next block nnd Having purchased this old and well establish«! business, and moved the same to the The Age of Discretion. ville, on one occasion. ’ grt-xl his machine in front of Mr. Marshall buildintr, east side Main street, we solicit a continuance of past irenerous patronage KueranteeinK honest irouls. fair prices and courteous treatment to all. It was at the close of a missionary Senator Dillingham, dllseusalng Im Epps-Tart’s house—and lie’s out here memory of his steam engine encouraged migration In New York, made use o? on the sidewalk again! Norah— Yis, Has a Select Stock of it was to contribute ten cents to each the phrase, “the age of discretion.” | mum. He says th' leddy In the next of the charities to the supjiort of wld.-h “What Is the ‘age of discretion,’ Ren block gave ’ini half a dollar to <s>me the church subscribed, was seen to take ator?" asked one of his auditors. txc.’x here, mum.—Chicago Tribune. a blue slip from his pocket and *ook "I should say," returned Senator Dll The I.Imi». nt It keenly ami affectionately • Ingham, smiling, “that the age of dis Riggs- — You don't paying " I,n 1 mein to bo P"™« When, after a slight but evident hesi cretlon Is reached when a y<„ r ’"J "¿Th"" «• tation, he dropped the slip, carefully remove» from his mantel the rich a l Stum Beer on Draught 8,1 “ " 8UPh " P”1",lar lndy’ folded. Into the is»x, Deacon Lane, wh > lection of actresses' and (fencing irlX ! r°U d,d m r 1 , What’s ,hf f . was passing it, could hardly refrain Photograph«, and substitutes ------ the — por A full line of Confectionery, Fruit, Cigars, Tobacco, Griggs—I got enough. I didn't mind trait of bls fieli bachelor uncle.” from an exclamation of joy. COURTEOUS TREATMENT Soft Drinks, Etc. New* Stand in Connection hvr popularity so much, but I'll be "The Lord will bleat you. Brother Humility Is one of the Ingredients n hanged if I'll stand for mimeograph Budd," he said, when the sermon wait ¡over, hurrying down the aisle to over self-made man occasionally forgets tc IoT'- letters with my iiiujp tilled Ir mix with hi* material. I from nny female vn earth !—-Toledc Next to Vienna Cafe BANDON taka the prosperous grouar. Blade. “I hope go,” returned Mr. Budd, dry Every man thiuiB he's a dev ilisb . ----- - -------- •— — ly, "but i l» adfruld y«u cariate OD that food critic, | Why should a tax <ollecmr have a Incorporated May 6, 1907 BOOTS A. McNair, The Hardware Man SHOES M. BREUER’S Lewin's Meat Market Meats & Provisions HOTEL GALLIER LEWIN, E Proprietor Furnished Rooms THE PACIFIC ank of Bandon Y. and É F I Steamer Alliance The Eldorado Port Orford and Red Cedar Shingles YOUNG <& CO Wines, Liquors & Cigars W. IN. WRIGHT BAINDOIN MEAT MARKET Fresh and Salt Meats, Vegetables, Lard, Etc. The OPERA VARNEY & TUTTLE GROSS BROS • t . ’ •• • o • #» o o * • o O O o o 0 o o opinion of UuAian nature) o o Oo o 00 o Oregon o o « © o Bandon o 0 o a • o • • o o • • •
