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<«O8MAN TIMMONS I seodent
R. H. ROSA. Vice Pi eaulent
A. D. MORSE, Manager
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G. T TREAGOLD, Secreting?
A. E. HADSAL1. Treasurer
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Coquille Stesiti Laundry
NOSLER A WOKKISON. 1‘rvpe.
K’A FIRST-CUSS UbW WORK
Bandon Investment Corporation
Of «very kind done on short notice
and at reasonable priced.
’Vheer up! There Is n silver lining
“Well, What good is
,o every cloud
SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED
that? I haven't got an airship.”—
• « Ord, re left on M<>ndayK with vur Harden
Pick-Me-Up.
«Kent. A O. TROWBRIDGE. will I k * given care
Real Estate, Townsites, Promotions BANDON
ful attention anti delivered in Bandon at the -*We
Howell—You seem to think that I Friday evening«.
will lose if I make the Investment.
COQUILLE, OREGON.
“Well, how d'ye feel about It, any like as not somebody meets me at tb« Powell—My boy, it Is just like indors
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way.?” asked the man with the hoe, front gate an’ tells me to take off ms ing a note for a friend.—-Brooklyn Life.
shoes afore I tiptoe up the gravel path
grinning.
Friend So that is your little boy?
The man with the hoe pulled off his to the door. Au’ as like as not I do it He look« very Intelligent. I’roud Mama
lime-whitened hat for the greater con ‘Where's me dinner?’ I ask in a whis I- Just as I was at his age. My daugh
venience of scratching his bead. "Blame per.
ter, now, is more like her father.—
You can’t expect to get $2
“ 'You'll hafter do witbin a cold bit« Nos Lolslrs.
me if I know,” he answered.
worth for $1, but you can get
to-night.” they say. ‘We’ve had suthin
“Feel kinder swelled up?”
your moneys worth at
"Youngling is going to marry the
BRIDGE & BEACH Stoves. Rang?, and Heater» have in them »o many excellencies
“Not by a gallon Jug full,” replied else to think of ’sides cookin’ dinners
that th**, are now acknowledged the vreateet Kellen* on the coaat. and they are grow
widow
Henpeck.
”
“
Why,
she
’
s
twice
ing in favor every year We have the exclusive agency in Bandon for these house
the man with the hod. “There's times No, you can’t go in there now. What’i
hold and office necessities, and prices range exceedingly modest in either case.
as old as he is.” “Oh, well, he’ll age
when I have had the tdghead an’ got the matter with the man? Don't yov fast enough after the wedding.”—•
the notion I amounted to a consider- understand they’re asleep?’
Town and Country.
TINNING AND PLUMBING A SPECIALTY
“ ‘Well, where’s me paper?’ I ask.
able, but this ain’t one of ’em. Swelled
Dealer in Boots and Shoes
’That fisherman is always talking
the stov«
“
‘
I
took
it
to
start
a
fire
in
up!
Say,
are
you
goUj
’
to
feel
swelled
Car Assortment off Hardware. Tinware and Edged Tools is Most Complete
about
the
whoppers
he
caught.
”
“
He
up when they get this here buildin' fin- to heat up some milk. An’ that re-
i I shed an’ folks stop on the street to minds me. Don't you take your coat doesn't, catch them,” answered Miss Repairing Neatly and Promptly Done
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at Lowest Living Prices..
look at it an’ say what a stylish, ele off now. ’ You skip over to the cream- Cayenne. “He merely tells them.”—
gant buildin’ it is? You may have had ery an’ git u bottle o’ fresli milk. Hur Washington Star.
Boarder—You can divide a chicken
suthiu’ to do with it. but that wouldn’t ry now. an' take your shoes with you
with mathetmatlcal accuracy, Mrs.
cut no Agger. You ain’t got no say an’ put 'em on outside.’ ”
“T don't s'pose you rest much, elth Hanhlngton. Mrs. Hashington—Divid
CIVIL ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR
how it’s to be decorated inside nor
Chas. S.
High Classes of Work Solicited
er.”
ing It is easy enough. I wish I could
nothin' o' that kind, have you?"
McCulloch
Bandon
Oregon
multiply
it—Philadelphia Inquirer.
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Not
when
he
’
s
a-bawlln
’
,
”
said
th«
“Sure I haven’t,” replied the man
man with the hod. “He don't gtn’rallj
"Mamma,” said Jamie, mysteriously,
with the hoe. “Nor I don’t want to.”
“did I ever have a little brother that
"Well. it’s different with a kid,” said bawl much, though, ’ceptin’ nights.”
All Kinds of
fell Into the well?” “No,” said mamma.
“Git up an’ spank him.”
the man with tlie hod. “You kind o'
I
“(lit up an’ go over to the station an' “Why?” "Why, when I looked down
feel 's if you would like to have suthin’
to say. But you dassn’t. I handed him clean it out.” said the man with th« , In the well I saw a little boy some
a bit o' pork rind day afore yest’d’y an' hod. sarcastically. "Besides,” he add thing like me.”
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I like to had my head took off. I ain’t ed, "I don’t want to spank the llttl«
“Miss Pechls,” said Mr. Tlmmid, at
let to handle him even. Me feel swelled tike.”
the other end of the sofa, “if I were to
up! Why, I ain’t nobody around the
"Like to hear him holler, eh?”
throw you a kiss I wonder what you’d
Special Rates
Rates $1 to $2 per Day.
house no more. There's them three
“Well, you won’t b’lieve me, maybe say.” “Well,“ replied Miss Pechls, “I'd
Furnished at living prices. A share
women, they’re the execkative commit but doggoned if It don’t sound sortet say you Were the laziest man I ever
Sample Room
by the Week ar Month,
of
the public patronage solicited
tee an’ the business agent an’ the walk- good. There’s so much of the hollei saw.”—Philadelphia Press.
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in Connection
in’ delegate. An' the kid, he’s the fer the size of hint. An' when I go in
Tom—But perhaps she doesn’t love
Whole thing. I jest pay my dues au’ an’ see him with his red face all wrln- you. Jack—Oh, yes, she doe«! Tom—
look pleasant
kled up an’ flghtln’ the air with hli How do you know? Jack—When I told
Oregon
E5»n<Jon
"What did you expect?’
fists an’ kickin’ out them bandy legs o her that I had no money to get married
“I kinder expected a girl,” answered his—well, I d’ know, You've bad ’em, on she offered to borrow some from her
the man with the hod.
ain’t you?”
fat her.—Ph i 1 adelph! a I nqn 1 rer.
" ’Bout s’teen of ’em.”
"I mean did you expect to run the
“Dear me, John, this is dreadful with
“Well, you want to come up an’ set hot weather on us and no money to go
whole show?”
SHIELDS & KENNEDY^ Bfacksmiths and Wa^on Makers
“I don’t know as I flggered on any this un,” said the man with the hod anywhere. Haven’t you any country
thin’. That's what makes it such a “He’s a little suthin’ out o’ the com relations you can scare up?” “That’s
Wagons of All Kinds Made to Order
Horseehoeinpr a Specialty
.
AT
s’prlse. When I was at work and away mon.”
the trouble. I’ve scared all I’ve got
Job Work attended to promptly and all work guaranteed to »five satisfaction. Prices reas- 11 I never did try to boss anythin’ around
“That's what they all are,” said tilt
I already.”—Baltimore American.
onable. Shop on Atwater Street, Bandon, Oregon.
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the hpuse, but when I come home I man with the hoe, stirring his mortal
“Yes,” said the young man, pensive
most gin'rally had things about the afresh. “Don’t step too high with th«
ly,
“a dog I once had Saved my life.”
way I wanted ’em. Now, by gorry, as hodful.”—Chicago Daily News.
“Tell me about it.” said the young
MRS. SARAH1COSTELLO
woman, with eager Interest. T sold
PRETENDER DECLARES HIMSELF SULTAJJ
him for $4,” said the young man, “when
Nice clean rooms 25c and 50c a
night; $1.25 a week; $5 a month
I was nearly starving.’’—Tit-Bits.
“What made Brown marry that
OREGON
widow?” “Did yon ever drop a penny BANDON
BANDON, OREGON
In a weighing machine and then find
Capital, $25,C0J
the thing wou’t work?” “Yes.” "That’s
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the reason.” “What do you mean?” BANDON TRANSFER’CO.
BOARD OF DIRECTORS: J. L. Kronenbersr. President; .J. Denholm. Vice PresidenL
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F.*J. Fahy, Canhier; Frank Flam. T. P. Hanley
Couldn’t get a weigh.”—Denver Post
C. H. PATTERSON & SON|
A general hanking: businesH transacted and customers «riven every accommodation con
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Wife (during the quarrel)—I don’t
sistent with safe and conservative banking-
Dray and General Deliver*
CORRESPONDENTS: The American National Bank, of San Franciaco, Cal.; Merck
believe you ever did a charitable act
National Bank. Portland, Orwn; Thp Chase National Bank, of New York.
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Meets
all
boats. AU orders handled with care
In your life. Husband—I did one, at
Bank is open from 9 a. m. to J2 m.. and 1 p. m. to 3 p. m.
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least, that I have lived to regret Wife BANDON
OREGON
—Indeed! What was it, pray? Hus
band—I saved you from dying an old
maid.—Illustrated Bits.
Lowe
Friend—I am afraid your husband Clarence
» The New, Elegantly Fitted and Speedy Steamer
has a very bad cold; lie's continually
BANDON, OREGON
sneezing. It’s quite painful to hear
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ELIZABETH
him. Why don’t you ask a doctor to
CAPT. J. OLSEN, Master
see him? Matron—Weil, I'm waiting
Druggist
Apothecary
This steamer is new. is sirongrly built and fitted with the latest improvements and will
Just a few days because it amuses baby
give a regular 8 day service, for paasenRers and freight, between the Coquille river. Oregon,
and San Francisco. E. T. KRUSE, manatfinK agent, 23 Market St., San Francisco.
so to see Ills father sneeze. Tit-Bits.
i Is just in receipt of if new and fresh stock of
J. E. WALSTROM, Agent, Bandon, Oregon.
‘You may not remember me, Miss
Drugs
and Chemicals, Patent and Pro-
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Summers,” he said, “but I was engaged prietary
Preparations, I, Toilet Articles,
to you once.” “Indeed?” the summer I Druggists
Sundries, . P Perfumes, Brushes
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girl replied coldly, you have quite a Sponges, Soap, Nuts and Candies, Cigars
memory for faces. ’No,” he replied, Tobaccos and Cigarettes, Paints, Oils,
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glancing at her fair hand, "but I have Glass and Painters’ Supplies.
Philadelphia
► California and Oregon Coast Steamship Co
for the rings 1 buy
Press.
“But,” protested thé spa^e writer,
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A. B. SABIN
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“perhaps you could use tills article if I
Now plying between Portland and Coos Bay only
Manufacturer of and Dealer in
were to boll it down ?” "Nothing doing,”
WEEKLY TRIPS
rejoined the man behind tile blue pen All Kinds of iSriclU Ivry
QEO. D. GRAY & CO., Gen. Agents
L. W. SHAW, Agent
cil. “If you were to take a gallon of
Harness and Saddles Repaired
•121 Market Street, San Francisco
Marshfield. Phone 441
water and boil It down to a pint. It
BANDON
OREGON
would still be water.”—Chicago Daily
News.
“Well, anyhow,” said Casaidy, “the
new mill Is fitted up fine.. Shura, every
thing’s in its right place.” “Not at all.”
replied Casey, “whin I wlnt through
there th’ other day 1 seen a lot o’ red
buckets marked ‘Fur Fire Only,’ an’,
For Sale at the Shingle Mill
faix, there was wather In tliim!”—Phil
adelphia Press.
.
All orders filled promptly. Office in mill. We
FIRST PHOTOGRAPH OF MU LA I HAFID.
Friend—One of your clerks tells me
pay highest price for red cedar logs and bolts
Mulai Ilafid, who has declared himself Sultan of Morocco In place Of his /ou raised his salary and told him to RASMUSSEN BROS., Props
brother, the present ruler, is one of Morocco’s most remarkable men. There I get married, under panalty of dis
is every possibility that he will drive out the old Sultan because the best fight charge. Business Man—Yes; I do that
ers of the desert are gathering around 1dm in large numbers.
to nil my clerks when they get old
Mulai Ilafid is younger than the Sultan, but. unlike that monarch, Is enough to marry. I don't want nny
strong mentally and of commanding, magnetic presence. He Is for Morocco of your imlepcndent, conceited men
for Moroccans, and finis areals to all the people who live away from the about my place.—Tit-Bits.
senshore—from white Influence. Ilafid has never been In Europe. Ilafid is
Landlady (to new boarder who Is
a poet and has had his works published by a printing concern in Egypt He rather stout). I am glad to bear thnt
lias only one wife and a child.
one of tny former boarders recommend
ed you to niy house. Stout Boarder—■
• Successor to HOOVER & MONDAY
Hardly X etfotlable.
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being a check thpt I dropped In th« Yes. he spoke very highly of it. After
Stories have Is-en told of buttons, box. if wasn’t.
'Twas a receipted telling hint that I had tried all kinds Bandon
Oregon
tneks and various extraneous sub bill for kerosene the church owed in« of antifat without success he advised a I
Dealer in All Kinds of
itanee« found in contribution boxes, but last year, ami It had been overlook short stay here.—Ally Sloper.
it Is seldom that a church member ed Of course H r jest the sanie ns
Mistress—Norah, I told you to give |
strikes
a
blow
so
severe
at
was
that
that
man with the hand organ a -quar-
money,
though,
when
you
come
to
that.
’
f'nrtvn
Produvu
tiouixHt
nn*J
.Snld
delivered by Amos Itudd, of I’otter
i ter to go down to the next block nnd
Having purchased this old and well establish«! business, and moved the same to the
The Age of Discretion.
ville, on one occasion.
’ grt-xl his machine in front of Mr.
Marshall buildintr, east side Main street, we solicit a continuance of past irenerous patronage
KueranteeinK honest irouls. fair prices and courteous treatment to all.
It was at the close of a missionary
Senator Dillingham, dllseusalng Im Epps-Tart’s house—and lie’s out here
memory of his steam engine encouraged migration In New York, made use o? on the sidewalk again! Norah— Yis,
Has a Select Stock of
it was to contribute ten cents to each the phrase, “the age of discretion.”
| mum. He says th' leddy In the next
of the charities to the supjiort of wld.-h
“What Is the ‘age of discretion,’ Ren block gave ’ini half a dollar to <s>me
the church subscribed, was seen to take ator?" asked one of his auditors.
txc.’x here, mum.—Chicago Tribune.
a blue slip from his pocket and *ook
"I should say," returned Senator Dll
The I.Imi».
nt It keenly ami affectionately
• Ingham, smiling, “that the age of dis
Riggs-
—
You
don't
paying
"
I,n 1 mein to bo P"™«
When, after a slight but evident hesi cretlon Is reached when a y<„ r
’"J "¿Th""
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tation, he dropped the slip, carefully remove» from his mantel the rich a l
Stum Beer on Draught
8,1 “ " 8UPh " P”1",lar lndy’
folded. Into the is»x, Deacon Lane, wh > lection of actresses' and (fencing irlX ! r°U d,d
m r 1
, What’s ,hf
f
.
was passing it, could hardly refrain Photograph«, and substitutes
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— por
A full line of Confectionery, Fruit, Cigars, Tobacco,
Griggs—I got enough. I didn't mind
trait of bls fieli bachelor uncle.”
from an exclamation of joy.
COURTEOUS TREATMENT
Soft Drinks, Etc.
New* Stand in Connection
hvr popularity so much, but I'll be
"The Lord will bleat you. Brother
Humility Is one of the Ingredients n hanged if I'll stand for mimeograph
Budd," he said, when the sermon wait
¡over, hurrying down the aisle to over self-made man occasionally forgets tc IoT'- letters with my iiiujp tilled Ir
mix with hi* material.
I from nny female vn earth !—-Toledc
Next to Vienna Cafe
BANDON taka the prosperous grouar.
Blade.
“I hope go,” returned Mr. Budd, dry
Every man thiuiB he's a dev ilisb .
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ly, "but i l» adfruld y«u cariate OD that food critic,
| Why should a tax <ollecmr have a
Incorporated May 6, 1907
BOOTS
A. McNair, The Hardware Man
SHOES
M. BREUER’S
Lewin's Meat Market
Meats & Provisions
HOTEL GALLIER
LEWIN,
E
Proprietor
Furnished Rooms
THE PACIFIC
ank of Bandon
Y.
and
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Steamer Alliance
The Eldorado
Port Orford and Red Cedar Shingles
YOUNG <& CO
Wines, Liquors & Cigars
W. IN. WRIGHT
BAINDOIN MEAT MARKET
Fresh and Salt Meats, Vegetables, Lard, Etc.
The OPERA
VARNEY & TUTTLE
GROSS BROS
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