o <«O8MAN TIMMONS I seodent R. H. ROSA. Vice Pi eaulent A. D. MORSE, Manager HE5 te G. T TREAGOLD, Secreting? A. E. HADSAL1. Treasurer J Coquille Stesiti Laundry NOSLER A WOKKISON. 1‘rvpe. K’A FIRST-CUSS UbW WORK Bandon Investment Corporation Of «very kind done on short notice and at reasonable priced. ’Vheer up! There Is n silver lining “Well, What good is ,o every cloud SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED that? I haven't got an airship.”— • « Ord, re left on M<>ndayK with vur Harden Pick-Me-Up. «Kent. A O. TROWBRIDGE. will I k * given care­ Real Estate, Townsites, Promotions BANDON ful attention anti delivered in Bandon at the -*We Howell—You seem to think that I Friday evening«. will lose if I make the Investment. COQUILLE, OREGON. “Well, how d'ye feel about It, any­ like as not somebody meets me at tb« Powell—My boy, it Is just like indors­ —•»-------------- *---------------— way.?” asked the man with the hoe, front gate an’ tells me to take off ms ing a note for a friend.—-Brooklyn Life. shoes afore I tiptoe up the gravel path grinning. Friend So that is your little boy? The man with the hoe pulled off his to the door. Au’ as like as not I do it He look« very Intelligent. I’roud Mama lime-whitened hat for the greater con­ ‘Where's me dinner?’ I ask in a whis­ I- Just as I was at his age. My daugh­ venience of scratching his bead. "Blame per. ter, now, is more like her father.— You can’t expect to get $2 “ 'You'll hafter do witbin a cold bit« Nos Lolslrs. me if I know,” he answered. worth for $1, but you can get to-night.” they say. ‘We’ve had suthin “Feel kinder swelled up?” your moneys worth at "Youngling is going to marry the BRIDGE & BEACH Stoves. Rang?, and Heater» have in them »o many excellencies “Not by a gallon Jug full,” replied else to think of ’sides cookin’ dinners that th**, are now acknowledged the vreateet Kellen* on the coaat. and they are grow­ widow Henpeck. ” “ Why, she ’ s twice ing in favor every year We have the exclusive agency in Bandon for these house­ the man with the hod. “There's times No, you can’t go in there now. What’i hold and office necessities, and prices range exceedingly modest in either case. as old as he is.” “Oh, well, he’ll age when I have had the tdghead an’ got the matter with the man? Don't yov fast enough after the wedding.”—• the notion I amounted to a consider- understand they’re asleep?’ Town and Country. TINNING AND PLUMBING A SPECIALTY “ ‘Well, where’s me paper?’ I ask. able, but this ain’t one of ’em. Swelled Dealer in Boots and Shoes ’That fisherman is always talking the stov« “ ‘ I took it to start a fire in up! Say, are you goUj ’ to feel swelled Car Assortment off Hardware. Tinware and Edged Tools is Most Complete about the whoppers he caught. ” “ He up when they get this here buildin' fin- to heat up some milk. An’ that re- i I shed an’ folks stop on the street to minds me. Don't you take your coat doesn't, catch them,” answered Miss Repairing Neatly and Promptly Done I at Lowest Living Prices.. look at it an’ say what a stylish, ele­ off now. ’ You skip over to the cream- Cayenne. “He merely tells them.”— gant buildin’ it is? You may have had ery an’ git u bottle o’ fresli milk. Hur­ Washington Star. Boarder—You can divide a chicken suthiu’ to do with it. but that wouldn’t ry now. an' take your shoes with you with mathetmatlcal accuracy, Mrs. cut no Agger. You ain’t got no say an’ put 'em on outside.’ ” “T don't s'pose you rest much, elth Hanhlngton. Mrs. Hashington—Divid­ CIVIL ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR how it’s to be decorated inside nor Chas. S. High Classes of Work Solicited er.” ing It is easy enough. I wish I could nothin' o' that kind, have you?" McCulloch Bandon Oregon multiply it—Philadelphia Inquirer. “ Not when he ’ s a-bawlln ’ , ” said th« “Sure I haven’t,” replied the man man with the hod. “He don't gtn’rallj "Mamma,” said Jamie, mysteriously, with the hoe. “Nor I don’t want to.” “did I ever have a little brother that "Well. it’s different with a kid,” said bawl much, though, ’ceptin’ nights.” All Kinds of fell Into the well?” “No,” said mamma. “Git up an’ spank him.” the man with tlie hod. “You kind o' I “(lit up an’ go over to the station an' “Why?” "Why, when I looked down feel 's if you would like to have suthin’ to say. But you dassn’t. I handed him clean it out.” said the man with th« , In the well I saw a little boy some­ a bit o' pork rind day afore yest’d’y an' hod. sarcastically. "Besides,” he add­ thing like me.” ► I like to had my head took off. I ain’t ed, "I don’t want to spank the llttl« “Miss Pechls,” said Mr. Tlmmid, at let to handle him even. Me feel swelled tike.” the other end of the sofa, “if I were to up! Why, I ain’t nobody around the "Like to hear him holler, eh?” throw you a kiss I wonder what you’d Special Rates Rates $1 to $2 per Day. house no more. There's them three “Well, you won’t b’lieve me, maybe say.” “Well,“ replied Miss Pechls, “I'd Furnished at living prices. A share women, they’re the execkative commit­ but doggoned if It don’t sound sortet say you Were the laziest man I ever Sample Room by the Week ar Month, of the public patronage solicited tee an’ the business agent an’ the walk- good. There’s so much of the hollei saw.”—Philadelphia Press. i in Connection in’ delegate. An' the kid, he’s the fer the size of hint. An' when I go in Tom—But perhaps she doesn’t love Whole thing. I jest pay my dues au’ an’ see him with his red face all wrln- you. Jack—Oh, yes, she doe«! Tom— look pleasant kled up an’ flghtln’ the air with hli How do you know? Jack—When I told Oregon E5»nme the church subscribed, was seen to take ator?" asked one of his auditors. txc.’x here, mum.—Chicago Tribune. a blue slip from his pocket and *ook "I should say," returned Senator Dll The I.Imi». nt It keenly ami affectionately • Ingham, smiling, “that the age of dis Riggs- — You don't paying " I,n 1 mein to bo P"™« When, after a slight but evident hesi­ cretlon Is reached when a y<„ r ’"J "¿Th"" «• tation, he dropped the slip, carefully remove» from his mantel the rich a l Stum Beer on Draught 8,1 “ " 8UPh " P”1",lar lndy’ folded. Into the is»x, Deacon Lane, wh > lection of actresses' and (fencing irlX ! r°U d,d m r ­ 1 , What’s ,hf f . was passing it, could hardly refrain Photograph«, and substitutes ------ the — por A full line of Confectionery, Fruit, Cigars, Tobacco, Griggs—I got enough. I didn't mind trait of bls fieli bachelor uncle.” from an exclamation of joy. COURTEOUS TREATMENT Soft Drinks, Etc. New* Stand in Connection hvr popularity so much, but I'll be "The Lord will bleat you. Brother Humility Is one of the Ingredients n hanged if I'll stand for mimeograph Budd," he said, when the sermon wait ¡over, hurrying down the aisle to over­ self-made man occasionally forgets tc IoT'- letters with my iiiujp tilled Ir mix with hi* material. I from nny female vn earth !—-Toledc Next to Vienna Cafe BANDON taka the prosperous grouar. Blade. “I hope go,” returned Mr. Budd, dry­ Every man thiuiB he's a dev ilisb . ----- - -------- •— — ly, "but i l» adfruld y«u cariate OD that food critic, | Why should a tax