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u n u n « « a "A man get« all powerful fagged out *ten<liu' atot kiu'k. The couch uughter be the place for him/' be groaned dis* rnall.v. She felt her way to him across the room. At the couch »be knelt be side him and felt for bls face. "If I find the crow's feet. I'll know It's you and not a counterfeit daddy. Here we are! Daddy Knox, where are the other two?' "Under the willows, beside a trout stream, Peggy. How many feet would you have a crow have? Aren’t two enough T* Taken off her guard, Peggy put her lips to bls ear and whispered: •‘Did—did the fish bite, daddy V The day of reckoning was at hand. HUMOR OF THE HOUR FASHION IN SPEECH. Sack a Mlsnnderatsadln*. flume Word« Go Out of Fav«»r and Wiu Their Way Back. WOMAN AND FASHION LAKE, ■OfflTT A Merala* Gaea. tTIWNE Morning gown of blue Japanese linen *«»•■▼■«• «a**««« I» papers WRAPPING... • “When 1 saw that she was almost OARO «TOOK The history ot the race ia written In beyond my coutrol,” said the rallwuy the words it uses. As we grow and trimmed with Japanese embroidery lt> ...Straw and Bindara’ Board... engineer, “1 threw her over”— white mercerized cutton. The embrold sa s7-ao-«i n™t sirwt “Brute!” ejaculated a gentleman change, so our language grows and ery occurs as inserted bands In bodies T«1 Mats ISO. » SAN rRANUMOOl wearing eyeglasses and grassy whls changes. Mr. Leon Mead tn his book kero who was unintentionally straining “Word Coinage" points out that «uiue words go out of fashion and come his ears to overhear the conversation. By ANNIE “It didn't do any good,” continued back, like tan shoes and wide rlmne HAMILTON the engineer, "so I shut her off. But hats, although the change in words i still she was jumping pretty hard and much slower than the change in dress DONNELL In Spenser's day “forestall,” “fain,1 sliding around”— Wilt Cure Kidney Disease« After "Infamous!” said the grassy whls "scathes.” “askance,” “embellish” and They Mavs Fastened and Be “dapper" were not considered good, but kered man. come Chronic But the Fulton they have since gained respectability “Sliding around. Bo I give her air"— Compounda. Wo Have Secured “Ah. then you have some little In and won their place in the language. the Solo Agency for Thia City. "I’d like to see Simeon again too. We I and how the old place had stood the stinct of kindness.” growled the In The aeveiiteeuth century regarded us obsolete a number of Chaucer’s words always went Routin’ together, be an’ wear and tear of thirty years, and censed listener. “bland,” “sphere." “But it' wasn't any use, and so 1 —“transcend,” me, but I could haul In the most fish whether the tall tree apples tasted aa 8IAME8E BELIEFS. Fulton’s Renal Compound enjoys the nnlqus •very time. Hit* warn’t much of an good as they used to. and If the trout Jumped and got away Just when «lie “blithe,” “franchise,’’ “carve,” "an distinction of being the only thing known Ils' rveMltar KetloM« ot a them. ” One by one these words came angler. He’d lay with hla eyea shut were biting well. He would write began to smash things." cures kidney trouble tn all its stages Iron • ■*«r«tttiaaa P««*le. an* say poem« to ine. I’oqrSlm! That's Peggy a long letter, the first letter he “And I don't blame her one bit!” as to life again and walk the pages of our the primary inflammation up to and including "The Siamese are a very superstitious the chrtmlo stage sailed Bright’s ZH msm about all the poetry he ever had, or ma had ever written to one of the girls. serted the man with the eyeglasses and literature in full vitality. Other words which has been, up to the advent of this Com either. It would be like reviewin’ a I He was glad the first one would I m * to people,” says Ernest Young, author of the grassy beard. “It's a pity she now indispensable which the seven pound, positively incurable. Then why not the "Kingdom of the Yellow Rule.” didn't smash you. so you couldu't come teenth century rejected are “plumage, poem, though, jest to go back an’ lay Peggy. start with the Renal Compound al first ratbet under the willows at home. Shady? ! Two weeks later Gregory Knox, "They have many peculiar explana here and boast of your cruelty. I am "tapestry,” “tlasue,” “ledge,” “ire: than ordinary kidney medicines, all of whicb Well, I guess. An’ cool? There ain’t brown and happy, got off the train in tions of natural phenomena. Thunder, not surprised at the number of di chant,” “resource,” “villainy,” “thrill, tall short if the disease has reached the chronic “ yelp, ” “ dovetail. ” a cooler place anywhere In the heat of I the crowded city atation. He wnlkeil for Instance, la ‘the sky crying.’ They vorees nowadays."—Judge. statef Then you will know you fire right. No Bacon did not have the good word aummer than oa the bank of that old away with a springy stride that fitted believe that In the realms above Is a statement« are published by the Fulton poop's “encyclopedia," but used the heavy troutin' stream was—no, sir. An’ you I hla little stooped figure oddly. People horrible gLant, whose wife lias a violent exoept cases that have reached the chronic The Old Baeue. could hear the stlddy song of the water turned to look again at his happy face. and uncertain temper. When they quar stage, incurable by all other known medicines. She-A poor tramp stopped at the equivalent, "circle learning.” Fulke, the sixteenth century author Here Is another recovery wo are permitted to —it never stopped—an’ smell tlie pine The whim seized him to walk by rel the echo of his voice comes in long, door today, and I gave him a good refer to. who wrote “A Defense of the Sincere needles, het up with the sun In the Bruce's and see how it looked from an rolling notes from the clouds. If he Is meal. Mrs 9. B. Cites of 1787 Broadway, Ban Fran middle of the day. Smell good, did it? outsider’s standpoint, to stand and look very angry he throws his hatchet at He—What did you do that for? And True Translations of the Hoile eisco, was pronounced by bar physician a« Scriptures Into the English Tong.” did I get to hankerin’ after that smell hot idly in the big windows, as outsiders his unruly spouse, and when thia pon You're the softest thing! Incurably ill with kidney diMsoo that had bo days behind lay counter among th« I did; then another whim to go in at the derous weapon strikes the floor of heav She—I just couldn’t help It He re not admit "neophyte," “homicide." coms chronic (Bright’s Dtsease). She also had atockln’a. Yea. sir, when the good Lord I great, «winging door« and loiter through en the thunderbolt falls through and minded me so of you. I asked him If “scandal," “destruction,” “tunic,” "des diabetes. Another physician wan oalled in. gives me a whole week off I'm goln’ the aisles, all but the stocking counter comes to earth. Dropsy had sot in, the nails cams off and he too he'd saw some wood for me, and he plcable,” "rational.” Another book •aid nothing known would aare her. ffho was ao home to go troutin' with my brother aisle. Not that; that would break the “Falling stars are accounted for by said be was too tired.—Philadelphia published in 1058 puts the stamp of far beyond help they told bar not to fnrtbet censure on “oblique,” “radiant," “adop Sim.” spell. the fact that the angels occasionally Ledger. torture herself by dieting. 8ne went on tb< tion," “caress,” “amphibious,” “hori He woke out of bis day dream a min "I’ll buy a little mite of a present for Indulge tn torch throwing at one an Fulton Compounds. The third week wai zontal," "concede,” “articulate,” "desti slightly better. Th« third month the nails bo ute later in time to see Peggy skim Peggy; that's what.” Peggy always other. When these same beings all In Be Feared It. gsn to ooiuc back, and a few months later was nation. ” “ compensate, ” “ complicated ” ming over the beach toward one of the said “that’s what,” and he smiled at sist upon getting Into the bath at once "And how is your brother Johnnie well and began dropping the treatment. il. An attorney, friend of Mrs. Cline. Judge B. B looming hotels in the background of the thought. His heart was hungry to the water splashes over the side, and It gittln' along In New York, Mrs. and “adventitious.” OF JAPANESE Cutler of 33U Pine street, Ban Francisco, had It is hard to trace the history of a the sea. She bad forgotten all about see Peggy, and he had reckoned that rains. The winds that sigh in the Peachy, ma'am?” that ia also iaourable according tc and sleeves. Yoke, cuffs and epaulets diabetes fashion in words. Seldom do we have the books Knowing of her recovery he loo look her dip In the surf. She came back she and ma and the girls would lie night are the voices of babies that “He’s gittin’ along fast, Mr. Barclay. the Fulton Compounds and ia eight month« ro again by and by with the paper bag of home now in a day or two. Tbefr have lost their way in their travels to In Ids last letter he said be was In a the precise record that Chesterfield fur are plaited, and circular band of plaits gained bis has 1th and Is now in active practice nishes us in a letter In which he sn.vs adds additional smart touch to the Dropsy, rheumatism from uric acid, gout, pais lunch, and they ate It together in the month was ov Jr. skyscraper. tho land beyond the grave. In the back, bladder trouble, etc., are proof» lee of the big bowlder. Daddy was “That’s too bad. I was afraid he’d that he was present at the birth of the skirt, coming Just above the hem. “Now. what ’ll I get?" he mused, that the kidneys are in trouble. The last stags “When a Siamese dies he is not burled, Is Bright’s Dtsease and Diabetes. If you are very gay and scarcely noticed Peggy's idling along lazily and refusing to look but his corpse, fully dressed and then get in some scrape or other 'fore he’d word “flirtation” on the lips of a beau feeling languid or miserable send for pamphlet The Girl la White. preoccupation. She said goodby to at the familiar faces of the clerks. wrapped In a winding sheet, is placed bin there very long.”—Cleveland Plain tiful woman. Even with that record Recoveries nearly 9AS among these hitbertc According to reports, there la an incurable diseases. Fulton's Renal Compound we cannot tell why “flirtation” remain him In midafternoon, and be waited “What do Peggies like? Fancy notions In a sitting posture in a copper urn. A Dealer. for Bright’s and Kidney Diseases 81: foi American girl who is much sought aft ed in the language and was not drop alone for tralntlme. Diabetes |1 SO. John J. Fulton Co , Wssfi of some sort. I may have to go to Old tube Is placed in bis mouth, and ped like hundreds of other new coin er In English society who never wears ington street, ^an Francisco, sole compouudarfi “Ma,” Peggy said, coming upon her Adam's counter now. Not if I can help through this a mixture of quicksilver We are ihelr exclusive agents in this oily. anything but white. Morning, noon ages. suddenly, with her novel on the broad It. It's too near my old stand, an' I'm and honey is poured into the body. In and night she rings the changes in hotel veranda—“ma, it’s played out. not a stockin’ tender yet—not till to- this way it is kept for a long time, of wldte serge, cambric. tulle, chiffon and QUEER SUPERSTITIONS. I'm going up home. I'm going tonight, morrow.” ten for years. Eventually it Is burned, satin. “Do as 1 sny, and you will lie this very tonight that ever is. I guess He could not decide on what to get. and the ashes are carefully preserved. The following are some curious su beautiful,” said the great man milliner daddy ’ll be glad to see me, and I’ve ! He distrusted his own wisdom In any- The souls of those whose bones at least The mortality among babies during the perstitions that are still extant among in Paris. “Rut I love pale blue, and 1 three teething years is something frightful. got enough of this place. I’m too young thing but stockings. Ab, yes, stockings! are not burn«*d are supposed to become love fawn, ” sighed the girl. “ Wear The census of 1900 shows that about one in English speaking people: to flirt around with the girls, and I’m Why not? Peggies all wear stockings, slaves of a horrid taskmaster with a every «even succumb«. either, and you will be ugly, ” was the If you kill frogs your cows will “go The cause too old to dig in the sand with the and suddenly he remembered tlie rusty head like a dog, a human body and the is apparent. With baby's response. So the artist had his way. bones hardening, the fontanel (opening in the dry.” babies. That’s what I’d like—to have black, gobble darned stockings his Peg temper of a fiend. He sits for all time skull) closing up and its teeth forming, all Few women realize it, but no beauty Tickling a baby will cause the child a little red pall and a shovel and dig. gy had worn that day at the beach. He with his feet in the fires of bell, and It these coming at once create a demand for can rise suiierlor to clothes and hair bone material that __ ____ _ half the little nearly to stutter. That's living. But as long as I can't would have to go down the stocking Is the duty of his slaves to keep these systems In. __ _____ are deficient in. The result __ 1« To thank a person for combing your dressing, and tlie greatest beauty may peevishness, weakness, sweating, fever, diar I guess I’ll go home. I’m going up counter aisle, after all. fires from growing too hot. To do this lie absolutely disfigured by the things rhoea, brain trouble«, convulsions, etc., that hair will bring bad luck. stairs now and pack up.” “Stockin’s It is, then,” he said, tramp they must carry water In open wicker she wears. “If I did not know how to prove terribly fatal. The deaths in 1900 under Ma folded down the corner of a leaf ing away in that direction. To kill a ghost It must be shot with present myself I should be hideous,” three years were 304,988, to say nothing of baskets through all eternity.” the vast number outside the big cities that to keep her place. She was used to a bullet made of a silver coin. But just at the turn he looked down declares the great Sarah. were not reported, and thia in the United Peggy’s whims and was unastonlsbed. To dream of unbroken eggs signifies 8tates alone. the aisle and uttered a low murmur of ENGINE ROOM HEROES. When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry “But. Peggy, it’s only half througli astoulsliment. He could scarcely credit trouble to come; if the eggs are broken Charm of Print Dresses. out in sleep don't wait, and the need la the month. There’s two whole weeks I his eyes. He was getting old. and they Wonderful and Periloaa Feats That the trouble is past neither medicine nor narcotics. What th« Print possesses much simplicity and left,” she said slowly. In her heart I might be failing him. But nearer yet system is crying out for is jaore bon« Are Performed at Bea. If you boast of your good health charm. The white print dress with red little Sweetman'« Teething Food wr material. ~ ' ma was relieved. Peggy’s ways were the vision was the same. He knew it strike wood immediately with your fist si»ots upon It or the white print drees plies It. it ha« saved the live« of thousand« Nobody who has not been to sea can of babies, apt to be disconcerting, and she would was Peggy behind the stocking count Imagine all the things that can happen They begin to Improve within or you will become ill. with narrow black lines upon it may forty-eight hour«. Her« 1« what physicians be safe and well with pa. She’d be er. Peggy! He stood and watched her. to a ship's machinery nor properly esti To dream of a live snake means be converted into a thing of signal think of It. company for him, too—poor pa! mt Washington ____ St., She was waiting on a customer and did mate the cleverness and Ingenuity used enemies at large, of a dead snake stylishness. The skirt should lie plain I Francisco, June 1, 1901. Without any objection Peggy was al not see him. Her face was a little pale up in repairs. The youth who leaves enemies dead or powerless. ly fashioned, bearing two very large Gentlemen—I i i prescribing your food lu lowed to put her things together and multitude c baby troubles due to 1m- bls shop full of wonderful and costly To allow a child to look into a mir- tucks upon the hem, and, by the way, the peded dentition. _ A __ large _________ percentage __ of „ _ ln- go. When the train was well under machines has another complete educa ror before it is a month old will cause the very large tuck known as the lin fantile ills and fatalities ar« the result of way, she went ahead to daddy's car to ■low teething. Your food supplies what th« tion waiting for him at sea In the won gerie tuck appears on many of the most deficient it to have trouble in teething. system demand», and I have had surprise him. He wa» sitting by him derful things that can be accomplished A child will have a nature and dis elaborate dresses. «urprialng success with ît- In «cores of cases Miss Thirtyodd—Cholly bad the au self In the front of the car. The paper this diet, given with tbeu regular fo«d, has In time with a plain, ordinary hammer The simple gathered bodice to that position similar to those of the person not failed to cheek the infantile distresses. bag of lunch remnants was in bls hand, and chisel, • rather wornout file and a dacity to propose to me last evening. print dress might have a very deep Several of the more «erioua cases would, I who first takes It out of doors. — Phila and he was absently twisting and un Miss Twentyseven — indeed! And great deal of Ingenuity. I should like yoke cut with a long shoulder seam feel sure, have been fatal without it. It can delphia Inquirer. twisting it. Peggy saw the tragedy not be too quickly brought to the attention to have been aboard that steamer dis when ia the wedding to tnke place? made of Irish lace, and the waist of the mother« of the country. It is an ab- coming. She got there Just in time to abled in the Red sea where they took a A B<»ttrdin< House Superstition. would be encircled by a scarlet leather solute necesslty. see daddy regarding the torn bag in So Full of Life. L. C. MENDKL, M. D. boat davit, straightened It out In a “Spanking of bad luck,” said a land belt. dismay, while fragments of ham sand Mrs. Seldom-Home—Down, Fido! rivet forge, made u new boiler feed lady the other day, “did you ever hear Petaluma. CaL. 8»»t«mb«r 1« IMt. wiches oozed out and dropped to the Mrs. Jenner I.ee Ondego— Don’t scold that It was bad luck to go back to a Dear Sirs ___ — ____________ _ A Smart Hat. I have just __________ tried the ________ teething pump piston rod out of It and went on food In two case, and In both It waa a «ue- floor. Very smart among the late summer ceaa. again, or, better still, on the ship that him. He isn’t annoying me in the least. house you had once lived in? Well, It On. ww * very aerlous cam, to criti “I’ll pick ’em up. Don't stoop, dad lost a propeller and the eml of her tall I like little dogs. They nre s6 full of Is. I heard some one aay that when I styles Is a hat of thin white felt. The cal that It waa brought t. me from another city tor treatment. Fatal result, were feared. dy," she said quietly. shaft off the west coast of Africa, to life, don’t you know. was a little girl, and some way It has shape, which is very chic and Jaunty In three day. th. baby ceamd worrying and At this critical juncture Fido begins always remained in my mind. If any “Peggy Knox!" cried daddy. replace which they were obliged to commenced eating and 1« now well. Ito action In thia cue wa. remarkable. I would ad- “Don't mention it—eh! I'm traveling move her cargo, pump her forward to scratch himself with great vigor, person who has lived In my house goes ■e you to put It In every drug .tare In tbl. Incog.,” whispered Peggy. Then they compartments full to sink her bow and and they hastily change the subject.— away and talks of coming back I al ty. Your., I. M. PROCTOR, M. D. both laughed and settled comfortably raise her stern out of water, drag the Chicago Tribune. ways try to dissuade him. One young for the trip home. Peggy explained broken shaft, several tons In weight, fellow scoffed at the Idea, yet the day Sweetman’« Teething Food will carry baby ■afely and comfortably through the meat dan- Preparations. rather ambiguously that she thought out through the long alley (too low and after he came back to live with reroua period of child life. It render« lanc “Young man," said the citizen who be lost ids position and did not get She'd run up home for a day.” cramped to stand up In), plug up the ing of the gums unnecessary. It Is the safest makes a specialty of good advice, “ go plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait "Take my day off, you know, daddy." hole behind it, drag In the spare shaft other until he moved away from for symptoms but to commence giving ft th« west and grow up with the country. ” she said gayly. “You won’t mind hav and couple it up and lower the new house. lie would have stuck it fourth or fifth month. Then all the teett "I’m going to do that very thing ns only I told him I would have to have ing me keep house for you a day. will will come healthfully, without pain, dl» propeller down over the stern, all tress or lancing. It la an auxiliary to the!> you? I can boil tea to perfection, and while she kicked and wallowed in a soon as I acquire the necessary accom my room. So he went away, and nt regular diet and easily taken. Price 60 centi I'll make you fritters for breakfast. (enough for six weeks), sent postpaid on r» heavy sea, and finally had to lower the pllshments.” once secured another and better posl celpt of price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inlant "Can’t you ride horseback?” Then I can do some shopping between chief engineer over after the propeller, tion than the one he had when he first Drug Co., Mills Building, Ban Francisco. "Yes, but 1 haven’t learned to swim.” came to me.” times. If you're a very good old dad where he sat tied to a flimsy staging dy Indeed. I'll buy my stockings of making all fast and secure while the —Washington Star. Didn’t Know That Trick. you!” vessel jounced him.up and down in the Johnson*« Flrat Tallartn* Job. “That's a worry knowing animal of The Recreant Lover. sed till he bled at the nose and ears On the next morning but one daddy President Andrew Johnson had never Bessie—My, but you look woozy! yours,” said a young cockney to the and the crew kept the sharks at bay went down to Bruce's with a long face. been ashamed of his humble origin; It was the morning Peggy waa going The little dark brook under the willows, with pistols and boat hooks to prevent What’s the matter? Has Fred broken keeper of an elephant. had, indeed, often narrated fhe un “Vary,” was the cool rejoinder. back to ma and the girls. He had tak and weary, but ahe amlled Ingratiating them from eating him up before be fin with you? happy story of his first job at tailoring. afraid en it for granted, and it filled him with ly and twirled the stockings about with ished the job. That was seventy-two “ He performs strange tricks and han- Tessle—Not exactly, but I'm He had been summoned, he would homesick misery. It bad been so pleas an air of long acquaintance with their hours In which the young and aspiring he’s thinking of It. Here’s two tele tics, docs he?* Inquired the cockney, «ay, to the residence of an Influential ant to have the child at home. She kind. engineer might learn a host of valuable grams from him within the last half eying the animal critically. citizen and had been bidden to make bad taken his lonely old heart by storm. “Surprisin’!” retorted the keeper. Peggy! In an Instant It was all clear and interesting things. — Benjamin hour, and In neither one does tie say a over one of the citizen's old coats for word about loving me.—Baltimore "We’ve learned him to put money in He hung up bls bat and began me- to him. He knew It was to Peggy he Brooks in Scribner’s. the son of the house. American. chanically to straighten some of the owed his beautiful two weeks of rest. that box you see up there. Try him Johnson, a little nervous through ex boxes in one of the tiers behind the It was Peggy's doings! with half a crown.” Cleaaed and Restored. cess of zeal, took off his coat, turned All Be Could Bay. The cockney handed the elephant counter. He bad not thought to say There Is a certain lady who is ad- back his sleeves, measured the youth He felt sn irresistible impulse to The Tar—Yer knows the difference half a crown, and, sure enough, be good morning to Old Adam, as usual. dieted very strongly to the art of mak end set to work. He was getting along vault over the counter like a boy and atween windward an’ leeward, don’t took it in his trunk and placed it In a It was Peggy—gay, little, harum acar- ing up. What ahe does exactly is a well—the job, indeed, was nearly tin take Peggy in his arms. The aly, little, yer? um Peggy—daddy was thinking of. box high up out of reach. Is covered with strips of the felt At Ished—when dinner time c.ame and be harum scarum girl, to cheat her old mystery to all but herself and her Egbert — Why, I believe — aw — wind “Oh, I say. Mr. Knox, good day to “ Well, that Is very hextraordlnary — one side is a big black feather pompon, maid, but the effect is precisely as If reached out for bls coat in order to you, sir!” some one out In th« aisle daddy! He wanted to squeeze her she had a thick coat of enamel or ward Is where the wind comes from, bastonishing, truly 1” said the green from which springs a stiff white aigret. put it on and go home. pale little face between his palms and but I — aw — don ’ t j ” "t know what comes was saying. It was the boss.* He one, opening his eyes. “Now, let's see To his chagrin be discovered then kiss It a hundred times. He wanted to i lacquer all over her face. A good from leeward.—Puck. leaned over the counter and pulled his Hint« to the Wlae. him take It out and band it back.” that it was bls own coat which he had scold her and thank her and get her deal of discuseion has ensued as to sleeve. “I aay, Knox, you don't look The woman who cannot afford to buy cut up for the boy. “We never learned him that trick,” away from that place. The stocking whether this Is renewed every day His Future. pulled together yet You need another retorted the keeper, walking away.— a good veil to drape around her hat counter at Bruce’s was no place for after ablutiona. On thia point a dear Father—Well, how did you come out Glasgow Times. day off. Why not take, say, a fortnight should not wear one at ail, for a flimsy friend of hers observed: “Of course Bwearln* *o Barest. blithe little Peggy. in the bean guessing contest? piece of chiffon dangling from one's bat and go somewhere trout fishing—Adi not The expense would be enormous. A cricket club in the south of Rent The customer was turning away and Dull Boy — I guessed there was 150 rondack way, you know? Can as well Is a sight to make the angel's weep. Depend on it when she wants to wash t'wrlou« Irlah Marrla*e Castom. land, which baa evidently found that aa not. Don't say a word! Fact is. Peggy was putting back the boxes. she goes to some place where they beans In the jar. and there was 9.200 Another thing: Always fasten the A curious old marriage custom, call Even from that distance daddy could Father (sadlyl—I’m afraid yon’ll nev ed locally “the settling,” still survives back of your skirt. Nothing Is so un the use of lurid language doesn’t add I've made arrangements with some clean old pictures.”—London Tatler. to the amenities of ploy, has passed er be fit for anything but a weather bu In County Donegal, Ireland, and In the tidy ns to sec the placket of your skirt body to take your place, and you’ve got see that she put one in the wrong the following bylaw: reau chief. — Youth. to go; can’t help yourself. Stay two place. Scotch districts of Kintyre and Cowal. open. Wataral Wonder«. “Any member swearing to excess In the moment of starting down the weeks, and—er—you needn’t trouble I .ace yoke», cut out embroidery and may be expelled.” After the marriage has been publicly “Why Is a river the greatest freak aisle he changed bls mind. An instinc Fwt Or. about your pay. That’ll go right on, of natureY’ a&uoa&ced Ihe friends of the couple blouses, airy enough for a ballroom, do X have not beard whether the Hub you know. Might aa well go today. tive dtUeacy restrained him, and ue “She has such a natural charm ubout meet at tlie house of tlie bride’s par not look well in crowded downtown committee has yet arrived at a defini "Didn't know It was. Why Is it?” hurried round the corner out of sight. Why not?” ents to fix a suitable date for the mar streets. “A river has a head, but no feet Its her!" tion of “moderate swearing.” The at No; he would not «poll Peggy's little The girl who wears a trim, simple tempt to find one to meet all eases Is "Yes, but it is artificial.”—Judge. riage. A bottle of whisky Is opened, He was gone before the astonished scheme. She would like it better to mouth is where its feet ought to be.” and ns each guest drinks to their hap- ..¡»wwjibnw« 7P mi’ch.-befbff’ "f-cr r ilkeiy to result In language both “pain little man behind the stocking counter hsve It go on uninterrupted. Peggv “Pretty good. A mountain is some- pineas he names a date. When ^nch day’s shopping than her “airy fairy" ful and free.”—Glasgow Times. had Topver«! bimarif. Old Advm was •»«Il uat eiihg'inebg.- uow. be would srbdt. Ï«*T> W»rrr They Are. dtodv -Wc have trtl see« Where are the curtain« of yesterday. regarding him with a grin. guest has named a date an average Is sister who will look dowdy If not un wait. But he told himself that by and the foot of a mountain, but we never The nice Ince curtains that u»ed to grace “Got your walkin’ ticket, eh?” he by he would have it out with Peggy. heard of a mountain's head.” struck and “settling” is complete tidy early In the day. Curiosity Conuuorod. The parlor windows looped and tied The girl with ’’one frock” must have drawled. "Well, you deserve It. You There was a reckoning day ahead Neither the bride nor bridegroom ever “That's so. Still it must have a With wide white ribbon« In their place ? “I thought Jane had such a dread a care In the selection of the material, won't be half a man till you get out somewhere. head, for It has ears. ” thinks of protesting against the date Bar« ar« those window«. Now. ah. any. fully stiff neck.” < Where ar« the curtain« of yesterday? Into the woods somewhere« an’ boiler, pattern and color. “Has ears? How's that?" so curiously chosen.________ “She has.” He went home and waited. Closeup What may be worn with good taste rut in ror ail you're wortn. You need “Certainly. Did you never see n Where are the curtain« of yesterday? Inaepnrablr. “Nonsense. There was a man paint at Bruce's was at 0 sharp, but It was It. Let yourself go. old man, for once. mountaineer?"-Kansas City Journal. Deep in the oedar chest somewhere? Affrighted, he turned on his pursuer. once In awbile is bound to prove un Ing the steeple of the brick church Not on your life! They're roamins about I’d ¿o with you If I hadn't got an en late twilight when Peggy came home. “You black thing, why do you follow satisfactory if put into everyday use. and^he watched him for half an hour." She knew daddy would be there, and Getting their fill of summer air. gagement with my wheel. I «ay, man, No matter how becoming a frock may —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Wallin* Tima. me constantly? What are you?” Made Into openwork dresses for May; I'm powerful gl.id the boss has come she had lingered on the way. He be, resist the temptation to possess It Mrs. Feedum — Why do you move so That's where the curtains tn worklnglto- “ I am your sunshine companion, ” round. He ain’t half bad. Now, put heard her coming In and called out lazily? Don’t you know that time and unless It will bear the stress of every day. The Oeeuu Loestea. mockingly replied his shadow. — Chi brusquely: —Cincinnati Commercial Tribuns on your bat an’ start-shoo!” day wear. The class in elementary geography tide wait for no man? cago Tribune. “ Who ’ s there? Hold up your hands!" Tliat Marri«* Him. It was half past 8. There was time was up for recitation. “What is an Tattered Tucker—Dat may be all “Can’t do It, daddy, They're plumb right about tide, lady; but I’m afeared to get the 10 o'clock train that went The Real Thin*. ocean?” asked the teacher. “You may Markley—Yea, I did lend blnuSIO. Jest Wbtatlis*. straight toward the little dark brook full. Why don’t you have a light?” 'This," said the young Benedict who answer, Janet." dere’s a bnnch o’ time waitin’ fer me Nervous Employer—Thomas, I wish Newitt—Well, I suppose be’llipay yon She spoke with nervous hilarity, de next time I git jugged.—Kansas under the willows! There was time, was just realizing that be bad caught a “It is a large body of water situated make you wouldn't whistle at your work. back some day, but you csrft mumbling something Indistinct about City Journal. time, time! Office Boy—I ain’t working, sir. I'm Tartar. “Is what I call real married near Norfolk, Va.,” replied Janet, who him burry. trains that lost time and herdlc men If Peggy bad only stayed long enough life.” had once visited her aunt at the sea- Markley—I don't know about that, only just whistling. that went round Robin Hood's barn to i to know! It would please Peggy. “I’m glad you're satisfied with some shore.—Kansas City Journal. Bravery. The mere sight of me wnlklng along unload their passengers. des* Tanlty. On the 10 o'clock train Gregory Knox thing,” she snapped. “Yon spoke very admiringly of that the street baa had that effect upon him Boek« Dlvoraioa. Papa—Dear me, Mary, whatever are “I'm the advance guard, you know, man’s courage.” sat back In his seat and wished again “Oh, I’m not. I merely meant to in ■everal time« lately. — Philadelphia you going to do with these trunk*': He—Why ia she suing felm for dl- that Peggy could know. He bad half a daddy,” she cried. ”Ma and the girls form you that it la not Ideal. ” — Phila “Ye*“ Vorce? Press. Two, four, six, twelve of them! You Aelohls Pnblic Ledger. mind to telegraph her, but on second are coming tomorrow. I bad a let—er "Bat be was never a soldier or a fire I She—For diversion. can ’ t fill more than one. — that Is. the month's up. No more thought decided to wait and write man or a policeman.” Are you satisfied to do nothing today He—Diversion! Mamma — I know It my dear; but we The best thing for any one to any from Sim's. He could tell Peggy so putting on airs for the Kaoxee. “No, but he eats mushrooms that be except tell of the wonderful thin;;» yon ■he—Yes: she says being married to “Where are you, daddy—oa the has gathered himself.”— Exchange. many things that would be Interesting Intend to do tomorrow?—Atchison mnat make a decent appearance on ar who has nothing to say la to aay noth so monotonous. Baltimore American. riving at the hotel. ag and stick to It — Schoolmaster. then how her Uncle Simeon looked. couch? It'e dark aa a pocket.” Globe. n WhenlPe y « Traveled « « Incog. « n n « a « « Nothing Known Save the Baby. J —V
