u n u n « « a
"A man get« all powerful fagged out
*ten<liu' atot kiu'k. The couch uughter
be the place for him/' be groaned dis*
rnall.v. She felt her way to him across
the room. At the couch »be knelt be
side him and felt for bls face.
"If I find the crow's feet. I'll know
It's you and not a counterfeit daddy.
Here we are! Daddy Knox, where are
the other two?'
"Under the willows, beside a trout
stream, Peggy. How many feet would
you have a crow have? Aren’t two
enough T*
Taken off her guard, Peggy put her
lips to bls ear and whispered:
•‘Did—did the fish bite, daddy V
The day of reckoning was at hand.
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
FASHION IN SPEECH.
Sack a Mlsnnderatsadln*.
flume Word« Go Out of Fav«»r and
Wiu Their Way Back.
WOMAN AND FASHION LAKE,
■OfflTT
A Merala* Gaea.
tTIWNE
Morning gown of blue Japanese linen
*«»•■▼■«•
«a**««« I»
papers
WRAPPING... •
“When 1 saw that she was almost
OARO «TOOK
The history ot the race ia written In
beyond my coutrol,” said the rallwuy
the words it uses. As we grow and trimmed with Japanese embroidery lt>
...Straw and Bindara’ Board...
engineer, “1 threw her over”—
white mercerized cutton. The embrold
sa s7-ao-«i n™t sirwt
“Brute!” ejaculated a gentleman change, so our language grows and ery occurs as inserted bands In bodies
T«1 Mats ISO.
»
SAN rRANUMOOl
wearing eyeglasses and grassy whls changes. Mr. Leon Mead tn his book
kero who was unintentionally straining “Word Coinage" points out that «uiue
words go out of fashion and come
his ears to overhear the conversation.
By ANNIE
“It didn't do any good,” continued back, like tan shoes and wide rlmne
HAMILTON
the engineer, "so I shut her off. But hats, although the change in words i
still she was jumping pretty hard and much slower than the change in dress
DONNELL
In Spenser's day “forestall,” “fain,1
sliding around”—
Wilt Cure Kidney Disease« After
"Infamous!” said the grassy whls "scathes.” “askance,” “embellish” and
They Mavs Fastened and Be
“dapper" were not considered good, but
kered man.
come Chronic But the Fulton
they
have
since
gained
respectability
“Sliding around. Bo I give her air"—
Compounda. Wo Have Secured
“Ah. then you have some little In and won their place in the language.
the Solo Agency for Thia City.
"I’d like to see Simeon again too. We I and how the old place had stood the
stinct of kindness.” growled the In The aeveiiteeuth century regarded us
obsolete a number of Chaucer’s words
always went Routin’ together, be an’ wear and tear of thirty years, and
censed listener.
“bland,”
“sphere."
“But it' wasn't any use, and so 1 —“transcend,”
me, but I could haul In the most fish whether the tall tree apples tasted aa
8IAME8E BELIEFS.
Fulton’s Renal Compound enjoys the nnlqus
•very time. Hit* warn’t much of an good as they used to. and If the trout
Jumped and got away Just when «lie “blithe,” “franchise,’’ “carve,” "an
distinction of being the only thing known Ils'
rveMltar KetloM« ot a
them.
”
One
by
one
these
words
came
angler. He’d lay with hla eyea shut were biting well. He would write
began to smash things."
cures kidney trouble tn all its stages Iron
• ■*«r«tttiaaa P««*le.
an* say poem« to ine. I’oqrSlm! That's Peggy a long letter, the first letter he
“And I don't blame her one bit!” as to life again and walk the pages of our
the primary inflammation up to and including
"The
Siamese
are
a
very
superstitious
the chrtmlo stage sailed Bright’s ZH msm
about all the poetry he ever had, or ma had ever written to one of the girls.
serted the man with the eyeglasses and literature in full vitality. Other words
which has been, up to the advent of this Com
either. It would be like reviewin’ a I He was glad the first one would I m * to people,” says Ernest Young, author of the grassy beard. “It's a pity she now indispensable which the seven
pound, positively incurable. Then why not
the "Kingdom of the Yellow Rule.” didn't smash you. so you couldu't come teenth century rejected are “plumage,
poem, though, jest to go back an’ lay Peggy.
start with the Renal Compound al first ratbet
under the willows at home. Shady? ! Two weeks later Gregory Knox, "They have many peculiar explana here and boast of your cruelty. I am "tapestry,” “tlasue,” “ledge,” “ire:
than ordinary kidney medicines, all of whicb
Well, I guess. An’ cool? There ain’t brown and happy, got off the train in tions of natural phenomena. Thunder, not surprised at the number of di chant,” “resource,” “villainy,” “thrill,
tall short if the disease has reached the chronic
“
yelp,
”
“
dovetail.
”
a cooler place anywhere In the heat of I the crowded city atation. He wnlkeil for Instance, la ‘the sky crying.’ They vorees nowadays."—Judge.
statef Then you will know you fire right. No
Bacon
did
not
have
the
good
word
aummer than oa the bank of that old away with a springy stride that fitted believe that In the realms above Is a
statement« are published by the Fulton poop's
“encyclopedia," but used the heavy
troutin' stream was—no, sir. An’ you I hla little stooped figure oddly. People horrible gLant, whose wife lias a violent
exoept cases that have reached the chronic
The Old Baeue.
could hear the stlddy song of the water turned to look again at his happy face. and uncertain temper. When they quar
stage, incurable by all other known medicines.
She-A poor tramp stopped at the equivalent, "circle learning.”
Fulke, the sixteenth century author
Here Is another recovery wo are permitted to
—it never stopped—an’ smell tlie pine
The whim seized him to walk by rel the echo of his voice comes in long, door today, and I gave him a good
refer to.
who wrote “A Defense of the Sincere
needles, het up with the sun In the Bruce's and see how it looked from an rolling notes from the clouds. If he Is meal.
Mrs 9. B. Cites of 1787 Broadway, Ban Fran
middle of the day. Smell good, did it? outsider’s standpoint, to stand and look very angry he throws his hatchet at
He—What did you do that for? And True Translations of the Hoile
eisco, was pronounced by bar physician a«
Scriptures Into the English Tong.” did
I get to hankerin’ after that smell hot idly in the big windows, as outsiders his unruly spouse, and when thia pon You're the softest thing!
Incurably ill with kidney diMsoo that had bo
days behind lay counter among th« I did; then another whim to go in at the derous weapon strikes the floor of heav
She—I just couldn’t help It He re not admit "neophyte," “homicide."
coms chronic (Bright’s Dtsease). She also had
atockln’a. Yea. sir, when the good Lord I great, «winging door« and loiter through en the thunderbolt falls through and minded me so of you. I asked him If “scandal," “destruction,” “tunic,” "des
diabetes. Another physician wan oalled in.
gives me a whole week off I'm goln’ the aisles, all but the stocking counter comes to earth.
Dropsy had sot in, the nails cams off and he too
he'd saw some wood for me, and he plcable,” "rational.” Another book
•aid nothing known would aare her. ffho was ao
home to go troutin' with my brother aisle. Not that; that would break the
“Falling stars are accounted for by said be was too tired.—Philadelphia published in 1058 puts the stamp of
far beyond help they told bar not to fnrtbet
censure on “oblique,” “radiant," “adop
Sim.”
spell.
the fact that the angels occasionally Ledger.
torture herself by dieting. 8ne went on tb<
tion," “caress,” “amphibious,” “hori
He woke out of bis day dream a min
"I’ll buy a little mite of a present for Indulge tn torch throwing at one an
Fulton Compounds.
The third week wai
zontal," "concede,” “articulate,” "desti
slightly better. Th« third month the nails bo
ute later in time to see Peggy skim Peggy; that's what.” Peggy always other. When these same beings all In
Be Feared It.
gsn to ooiuc back, and a few months later was
nation.
”
“
compensate,
”
“
complicated
”
ming over the beach toward one of the said “that’s what,” and he smiled at sist upon getting Into the bath at once
"And how is your brother Johnnie
well and began dropping the treatment.
il. An
attorney, friend of Mrs. Cline. Judge B. B
looming hotels in the background of the thought. His heart was hungry to the water splashes over the side, and It gittln' along In New York, Mrs. and “adventitious.”
OF
JAPANESE
Cutler
of
33U
Pine
street,
Ban
Francisco,
had
It is hard to trace the history of a
the sea. She bad forgotten all about see Peggy, and he had reckoned that rains. The winds that sigh in the Peachy, ma'am?”
that ia also iaourable according tc
and sleeves. Yoke, cuffs and epaulets diabetes
fashion
in
words.
Seldom
do
we
have
the
books
Knowing
of
her
recovery
he
loo
look
her dip In the surf. She came back she and ma and the girls would lie night are the voices of babies that
“He’s gittin’ along fast, Mr. Barclay.
the Fulton Compounds and ia eight month« ro
again by and by with the paper bag of home now in a day or two. Tbefr have lost their way in their travels to In Ids last letter he said be was In a the precise record that Chesterfield fur are plaited, and circular band of plaits gained bis has 1th and Is now in active practice
nishes us in a letter In which he sn.vs adds additional smart touch to the
Dropsy, rheumatism from uric acid, gout, pais
lunch, and they ate It together in the month was ov Jr.
skyscraper.
tho land beyond the grave.
In the back, bladder trouble, etc., are proof»
lee of the big bowlder. Daddy was
“That’s too bad. I was afraid he’d that he was present at the birth of the skirt, coming Just above the hem.
“Now. what ’ll I get?" he mused,
that the kidneys are in trouble. The last stags
“When a Siamese dies he is not burled,
Is Bright’s Dtsease and Diabetes. If you are
very gay and scarcely noticed Peggy's idling along lazily and refusing to look but his corpse, fully dressed and then get in some scrape or other 'fore he’d word “flirtation” on the lips of a beau
feeling languid or miserable send for pamphlet
The Girl la White.
preoccupation. She said goodby to at the familiar faces of the clerks. wrapped In a winding sheet, is placed bin there very long.”—Cleveland Plain tiful woman. Even with that record
Recoveries nearly 9AS among these hitbertc
According to reports, there la an incurable diseases. Fulton's Renal Compound
we cannot tell why “flirtation” remain
him In midafternoon, and be waited “What do Peggies like? Fancy notions In a sitting posture in a copper urn. A Dealer.
for Bright’s and Kidney Diseases 81: foi
American
girl
who
is
much
sought
aft
ed
in
the
language
and
was
not
drop
alone for tralntlme.
Diabetes |1 SO. John J. Fulton Co ,
Wssfi
of some sort. I may have to go to Old tube Is placed in bis mouth, and
ped like hundreds of other new coin er In English society who never wears ington street, ^an Francisco, sole compouudarfi
“Ma,” Peggy said, coming upon her Adam's counter now. Not if I can help through this a mixture of quicksilver
We are ihelr exclusive agents in this oily.
anything
but
white.
Morning,
noon
ages.
suddenly, with her novel on the broad It. It's too near my old stand, an' I'm and honey is poured into the body. In
and night she rings the changes in
hotel veranda—“ma, it’s played out. not a stockin’ tender yet—not till to- this way it is kept for a long time, of
wldte serge, cambric. tulle, chiffon and
QUEER
SUPERSTITIONS.
I'm going up home. I'm going tonight, morrow.”
ten for years. Eventually it Is burned,
satin. “Do as 1 sny, and you will lie
this very tonight that ever is. I guess
He could not decide on what to get. and the ashes are carefully preserved.
The following are some curious su beautiful,” said the great man milliner
daddy ’ll be glad to see me, and I’ve ! He distrusted his own wisdom In any- The souls of those whose bones at least
The mortality among babies during the
perstitions that are still extant among in Paris. “Rut I love pale blue, and 1 three
teething years is something frightful.
got enough of this place. I’m too young thing but stockings. Ab, yes, stockings! are not burn«*d are supposed to become
love
fawn,
”
sighed
the
girl.
“
Wear
The census of 1900 shows that about one in
English
speaking
people:
to flirt around with the girls, and I’m Why not? Peggies all wear stockings, slaves of a horrid taskmaster with a
every «even succumb«.
either,
and
you
will
be
ugly,
”
was
the
If you kill frogs your cows will “go
The cause
too old to dig in the sand with the and suddenly he remembered tlie rusty head like a dog, a human body and the
is
apparent.
With baby's
response. So the artist had his way. bones hardening, the fontanel (opening in the
dry.”
babies. That’s what I’d like—to have black, gobble darned stockings his Peg temper of a fiend. He sits for all time
skull) closing up and its teeth forming, all
Few
women
realize
it,
but
no
beauty
Tickling a baby will cause the child
a little red pall and a shovel and dig. gy had worn that day at the beach. He with his feet in the fires of bell, and It
these coming at once create a demand for
can rise suiierlor to clothes and hair bone material that
__
____ _ half the little
nearly
to stutter.
That's living. But as long as I can't would have to go down the stocking Is the duty of his slaves to keep these
systems
In.
__
_____
are deficient in.
The
result __
1«
To thank a person for combing your dressing, and tlie greatest beauty may peevishness, weakness, sweating, fever, diar
I guess I’ll go home. I’m going up counter aisle, after all.
fires from growing too hot. To do this
lie
absolutely
disfigured
by
the
things
rhoea,
brain
trouble«,
convulsions,
etc.,
that
hair will bring bad luck.
stairs now and pack up.”
“Stockin’s It is, then,” he said, tramp they must carry water In open wicker
she wears. “If I did not know how to prove terribly fatal. The deaths in 1900 under
Ma folded down the corner of a leaf ing away in that direction.
To kill a ghost It must be shot with present myself I should be hideous,” three years were 304,988, to say nothing of
baskets through all eternity.”
the vast number outside the big cities that
to keep her place. She was used to
a
bullet
made
of
a
silver
coin.
But just at the turn he looked down
declares the great Sarah.
were not reported, and thia in the United
Peggy’s whims and was unastonlsbed.
To
dream
of
unbroken
eggs
signifies
8tates alone.
the aisle and uttered a low murmur of
ENGINE ROOM HEROES.
When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry
“But. Peggy, it’s only half througli astoulsliment. He could scarcely credit
trouble to come; if the eggs are broken
Charm of Print Dresses.
out in sleep don't wait, and the need la
the month. There’s two whole weeks I his eyes. He was getting old. and they Wonderful and Periloaa Feats That
the trouble is past
neither
medicine nor narcotics.
What th«
Print possesses much simplicity and
left,” she said slowly. In her heart I might be failing him. But nearer yet
system is crying out for is jaore bon«
Are Performed at Bea.
If you boast of your good health charm. The white print dress with red little
Sweetman'«
Teething Food wr
material.
~
'
ma was relieved. Peggy’s ways were the vision was the same. He knew it
strike wood immediately with your fist si»ots upon It or the white print drees plies It. it ha« saved the live« of thousand«
Nobody who has not been to sea can
of babies,
apt to be disconcerting, and she would was Peggy behind the stocking count Imagine all the things that can happen
They begin to Improve within
or you will become ill.
with narrow black lines upon it may forty-eight hour«.
Her« 1« what physicians
be safe and well with pa. She’d be er. Peggy! He stood and watched her. to a ship's machinery nor properly esti
To dream of a live snake means be converted into a thing of signal think of It.
company for him, too—poor pa!
mt Washington
____ St.,
She was waiting on a customer and did mate the cleverness and Ingenuity used
enemies at large, of a dead snake stylishness. The skirt should lie plain
I Francisco, June 1, 1901.
Without any objection Peggy was al not see him. Her face was a little pale up in repairs. The youth who leaves
enemies dead or powerless.
ly fashioned, bearing two very large Gentlemen—I i i prescribing your food lu
lowed to put her things together and
multitude c
baby troubles due to 1m-
bls shop full of wonderful and costly
To allow a child to look into a mir- tucks upon the hem, and, by the way, the
peded dentition. _
A __
large
_________
percentage
__ of
„ _
ln-
go. When the train was well under
machines has another complete educa
ror before it is a month old will cause the very large tuck known as the lin fantile ills and fatalities ar« the result of
way, she went ahead to daddy's car to
■low teething. Your food supplies what th«
tion waiting for him at sea In the won
gerie tuck appears on many of the most deficient
it to have trouble in teething.
system demand», and I have had
surprise him. He wa» sitting by him
derful things that can be accomplished
A child will have a nature and dis elaborate dresses.
«urprialng success with ît- In «cores of cases
Miss Thirtyodd—Cholly bad the au
self In the front of the car. The paper
this
diet,
given with tbeu regular fo«d, has
In time with a plain, ordinary hammer
The
simple
gathered
bodice
to
that
position similar to those of the person
not failed to cheek the infantile distresses.
bag of lunch remnants was in bls hand,
and chisel, • rather wornout file and a dacity to propose to me last evening.
print dress might have a very deep Several of the more «erioua cases would, I
who
first
takes
It
out
of
doors.
—
Phila
and he was absently twisting and un
Miss Twentyseven — indeed! And
great deal of Ingenuity. I should like
yoke cut with a long shoulder seam feel sure, have been fatal without it. It can
delphia Inquirer.
twisting it. Peggy saw the tragedy
not be too quickly brought to the attention
to have been aboard that steamer dis when ia the wedding to tnke place?
made of Irish lace, and the waist of
the mother« of the country. It is an ab-
coming. She got there Just in time to
abled in the Red sea where they took a
A B<»ttrdin< House Superstition.
would be encircled by a scarlet leather solute necesslty.
see daddy regarding the torn bag in
So
Full
of
Life.
L. C. MENDKL, M. D.
boat davit, straightened It out In a
“Spanking of bad luck,” said a land belt.
dismay, while fragments of ham sand
Mrs. Seldom-Home—Down, Fido!
rivet forge, made u new boiler feed
lady the other day, “did you ever hear
Petaluma. CaL. 8»»t«mb«r 1« IMt.
wiches oozed out and dropped to the
Mrs. Jenner I.ee Ondego— Don’t scold that It was bad luck to go back to a
Dear Sirs
___ — ____________
_
A Smart Hat.
I have just __________
tried the ________
teething
pump piston rod out of It and went on
food In two case, and In both It waa a «ue-
floor.
Very smart among the late summer ceaa.
again, or, better still, on the ship that him. He isn’t annoying me in the least. house you had once lived in? Well, It
On. ww * very aerlous cam, to criti
“I’ll pick ’em up. Don't stoop, dad
lost a propeller and the eml of her tall I like little dogs. They nre s6 full of Is. I heard some one aay that when I styles Is a hat of thin white felt. The cal that It waa brought t. me from another
city tor treatment. Fatal result, were feared.
dy," she said quietly.
shaft off the west coast of Africa, to life, don’t you know.
was a little girl, and some way It has shape, which is very chic and Jaunty In three day. th. baby ceamd worrying and
At this critical juncture Fido begins always remained in my mind. If any
“Peggy Knox!" cried daddy.
replace which they were obliged to
commenced eating and 1« now well. Ito action
In thia cue wa. remarkable. I would ad-
“Don't mention it—eh! I'm traveling
move her cargo, pump her forward to scratch himself with great vigor, person who has lived In my house goes
■e you to put It In every drug .tare In tbl.
Incog.,” whispered Peggy. Then they
compartments full to sink her bow and and they hastily change the subject.— away and talks of coming back I al
ty. Your.,
I. M. PROCTOR, M. D.
both laughed and settled comfortably
raise her stern out of water, drag the Chicago Tribune.
ways try to dissuade him. One young
for the trip home. Peggy explained
broken shaft, several tons In weight,
fellow scoffed at the Idea, yet the day
Sweetman’« Teething Food will carry baby
■afely and comfortably through the meat dan-
Preparations.
rather ambiguously that she thought
out through the long alley (too low and
after he came back to live with
reroua period of child life. It render« lanc
“Young man," said the citizen who be lost ids position and did not get
She'd run up home for a day.”
cramped to stand up In), plug up the
ing of the gums unnecessary. It Is the safest
makes
a
specialty
of
good
advice,
“
go
plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait
"Take my day off, you know, daddy."
hole behind it, drag In the spare shaft
other until he moved away from
for symptoms but to commence giving ft th«
west
and
grow
up
with
the
country.
”
she said gayly. “You won’t mind hav
and couple it up and lower the new
house. lie would have stuck it
fourth or fifth month. Then all the teett
"I’m going to do that very thing ns only I told him I would have to have
ing me keep house for you a day. will
will come healthfully, without pain, dl»
propeller down over the stern, all
tress
or lancing. It la an auxiliary to the!>
you? I can boil tea to perfection, and
while she kicked and wallowed in a soon as I acquire the necessary accom my room. So he went away, and nt
regular diet and easily taken. Price 60 centi
I'll make you fritters for breakfast.
(enough
for six weeks), sent postpaid on r»
heavy sea, and finally had to lower the pllshments.”
once secured another and better posl
celpt of price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inlant
"Can’t you ride horseback?”
Then I can do some shopping between
chief engineer over after the propeller,
tion than the one he had when he first
Drug Co., Mills Building, Ban Francisco.
"Yes, but 1 haven’t learned to swim.” came to me.”
times. If you're a very good old dad
where he sat tied to a flimsy staging
dy Indeed. I'll buy my stockings of
making all fast and secure while the —Washington Star.
Didn’t Know That Trick.
you!”
vessel jounced him.up and down in the
Johnson*« Flrat Tallartn* Job.
“That's a worry knowing animal of
The Recreant Lover.
sed till he bled at the nose and ears
On the next morning but one daddy
President Andrew Johnson had never
Bessie—My, but you look woozy! yours,” said a young cockney to the
and the crew kept the sharks at bay
went down to Bruce's with a long face.
been ashamed of his humble origin;
It was the morning Peggy waa going The little dark brook under the willows, with pistols and boat hooks to prevent What’s the matter? Has Fred broken keeper of an elephant.
had, indeed, often narrated fhe un
“Vary,” was the cool rejoinder.
back to ma and the girls. He had tak and weary, but ahe amlled Ingratiating them from eating him up before be fin with you?
happy story of his first job at tailoring.
afraid
en it for granted, and it filled him with ly and twirled the stockings about with ished the job. That was seventy-two
“
He
performs
strange
tricks
and
han-
Tessle—Not exactly, but I'm
He had been summoned, he would
homesick misery. It bad been so pleas an air of long acquaintance with their hours In which the young and aspiring he’s thinking of It. Here’s two tele tics, docs he?* Inquired the cockney,
«ay, to the residence of an Influential
ant to have the child at home. She kind.
engineer might learn a host of valuable grams from him within the last half eying the animal critically.
citizen and had been bidden to make
bad taken his lonely old heart by storm.
“Surprisin’!” retorted the keeper.
Peggy! In an Instant It was all clear and interesting things. — Benjamin hour, and In neither one does tie say a
over one of the citizen's old coats for
word about loving me.—Baltimore "We’ve learned him to put money in
He hung up bls bat and began me- to him. He knew It was to Peggy he Brooks in Scribner’s.
the son of the house.
American.
chanically to straighten some of the owed his beautiful two weeks of rest.
that box you see up there. Try him
Johnson, a little nervous through ex
boxes in one of the tiers behind the It was Peggy's doings!
with half a crown.”
Cleaaed and Restored.
cess of zeal, took off his coat, turned
All
Be
Could
Bay.
The cockney handed the elephant
counter. He bad not thought to say
There Is a certain lady who is ad-
back his sleeves, measured the youth
He felt sn irresistible impulse to
The Tar—Yer knows the difference half a crown, and, sure enough, be
good morning to Old Adam, as usual.
dieted very strongly to the art of mak
end set to work. He was getting along
vault
over
the
counter
like
a
boy
and
atween windward an’ leeward, don’t took it in his trunk and placed it In a
It was Peggy—gay, little, harum acar-
ing
up.
What
ahe
does
exactly
is
a
well—the job, indeed, was nearly tin
take Peggy in his arms. The aly, little,
yer?
um Peggy—daddy was thinking of.
box high up out of reach.
Is covered with strips of the felt At Ished—when dinner time c.ame and be
harum scarum girl, to cheat her old mystery to all but herself and her
Egbert
—
Why,
I
believe
—
aw
—
wind
“Oh, I say. Mr. Knox, good day to
“
Well,
that
Is
very
hextraordlnary
—
one
side
is
a
big
black
feather
pompon,
maid, but the effect is precisely as If
reached out for bls coat in order to
you, sir!” some one out In th« aisle daddy! He wanted to squeeze her she had a thick coat of enamel or ward Is where the wind comes from, bastonishing, truly 1” said the green from which springs a stiff white aigret. put it on and go home.
pale
little
face
between
his
palms
and
but
I
—
aw
—
don
’
t
j
”
"t
know
what
comes
was saying. It was the boss.* He
one, opening his eyes. “Now, let's see
To his chagrin be discovered then
kiss It a hundred times. He wanted to i lacquer all over her face. A good from leeward.—Puck.
leaned over the counter and pulled his
Hint« to the Wlae.
him take It out and band it back.”
that it was bls own coat which he had
scold her and thank her and get her deal of discuseion has ensued as to
sleeve. “I aay, Knox, you don't look
The woman who cannot afford to buy cut up for the boy.
“We never learned him that trick,”
away from that place. The stocking whether this Is renewed every day
His Future.
pulled together yet You need another
retorted the keeper, walking away.— a good veil to drape around her hat
counter at Bruce’s was no place for after ablutiona. On thia point a dear
Father—Well, how did you come out Glasgow Times.
day off. Why not take, say, a fortnight
should not wear one at ail, for a flimsy
friend of hers observed: “Of course
Bwearln* *o Barest.
blithe little Peggy.
in the bean guessing contest?
piece of chiffon dangling from one's bat
and go somewhere trout fishing—Adi
not
The
expense
would
be
enormous.
A cricket club in the south of Rent
The
customer
was
turning
away
and
Dull
Boy
—
I
guessed
there
was
150
rondack way, you know? Can as well
Is a sight to make the angel's weep.
Depend on it when she wants to wash
t'wrlou« Irlah Marrla*e Castom.
land, which baa evidently found that
aa not. Don't say a word! Fact is. Peggy was putting back the boxes. she goes to some place where they beans In the jar. and there was 9.200
Another thing: Always fasten the
A curious old marriage custom, call
Even
from
that
distance
daddy
could
Father (sadlyl—I’m afraid yon’ll nev ed locally “the settling,” still survives back of your skirt. Nothing Is so un the use of lurid language doesn’t add
I've made arrangements with some
clean old pictures.”—London Tatler.
to the amenities of ploy, has passed
er be fit for anything but a weather bu In County Donegal, Ireland, and In the tidy ns to sec the placket of your skirt
body to take your place, and you’ve got see that she put one in the wrong
the following bylaw:
reau
chief.
—
Youth.
to go; can’t help yourself. Stay two place.
Scotch districts of Kintyre and Cowal. open.
Wataral Wonder«.
“Any member swearing to excess
In the moment of starting down the
weeks, and—er—you needn’t trouble
I .ace yoke», cut out embroidery and may be expelled.”
After the marriage has been publicly
“Why Is a river the greatest freak
aisle
he
changed
bls
mind.
An
instinc
Fwt Or.
about your pay. That’ll go right on,
of natureY’
a&uoa&ced Ihe friends of the couple blouses, airy enough for a ballroom, do
X have not beard whether the Hub
you know. Might aa well go today. tive dtUeacy restrained him, and ue
“She has such a natural charm ubout meet at tlie house of tlie bride’s par not look well in crowded downtown committee has yet arrived at a defini
"Didn't know It was. Why Is it?”
hurried
round
the
corner
out
of
sight.
Why not?”
ents to fix a suitable date for the mar streets.
“A river has a head, but no feet Its her!"
tion of “moderate swearing.” The at
No; he would not «poll Peggy's little
The girl who wears a trim, simple tempt to find one to meet all eases Is
"Yes, but it is artificial.”—Judge.
riage. A bottle of whisky Is opened,
He was gone before the astonished scheme. She would like it better to mouth is where its feet ought to be.”
and ns each guest drinks to their hap- ..¡»wwjibnw« 7P mi’ch.-befbff’ "f-cr r ilkeiy to result In language both “pain
little man behind the stocking counter hsve It go on uninterrupted. Peggv
“Pretty good. A mountain is some-
pineas he names a date. When ^nch day’s shopping than her “airy fairy" ful and free.”—Glasgow Times.
had Topver«! bimarif. Old Advm was •»«Il uat eiihg'inebg.- uow. be would srbdt.
Ï«*T> W»rrr They Are.
dtodv -Wc have trtl see«
Where are the curtain« of yesterday.
regarding him with a grin.
guest has named a date an average Is sister who will look dowdy If not un
wait. But he told himself that by and the foot of a mountain, but we never
The
nice
Ince
curtains
that
u»ed
to
grace
“Got your walkin’ ticket, eh?” he by he would have it out with Peggy. heard of a mountain's head.”
struck and “settling” is complete tidy early In the day.
Curiosity Conuuorod.
The parlor windows looped and tied
The girl with ’’one frock” must have
drawled. "Well, you deserve It. You There was a reckoning day ahead
Neither the bride nor bridegroom ever
“That's so. Still it must have a
With wide white ribbon« In their place ?
“I thought Jane had such a dread
a
care
In
the
selection
of
the
material,
won't be half a man till you get out somewhere.
head,
for
It
has
ears.
”
thinks
of
protesting
against
the
date
Bar« ar« those window«. Now. ah. any.
fully stiff neck.”
<
Where ar« the curtain« of yesterday?
Into the woods somewhere« an’ boiler,
pattern and color.
“Has ears? How's that?"
so curiously chosen.________
“She has.”
He
went
home
and
waited.
Closeup
What may be worn with good taste
rut in ror ail you're wortn. You need
“Certainly. Did you never see n Where are the curtain« of yesterday?
Inaepnrablr.
“Nonsense. There was a man paint
at
Bruce's
was
at
0
sharp,
but
It
was
It. Let yourself go. old man, for once.
mountaineer?"-Kansas City Journal.
Deep in the oedar chest somewhere?
Affrighted, he turned on his pursuer. once In awbile is bound to prove un Ing the steeple of the brick church
Not on your life! They're roamins about
I’d ¿o with you If I hadn't got an en late twilight when Peggy came home.
“You black thing, why do you follow satisfactory if put into everyday use. and^he watched him for half an hour."
She
knew
daddy
would
be
there,
and
Getting
their
fill
of
summer
air.
gagement with my wheel. I «ay, man,
No matter how becoming a frock may —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wallin* Tima.
me constantly? What are you?”
Made Into openwork dresses for May;
I'm powerful gl.id the boss has come she had lingered on the way. He
be, resist the temptation to possess It
Mrs.
Feedum
—
Why
do
you
move
so
That's where the curtains tn worklnglto-
“
I
am
your
sunshine
companion,
”
round. He ain’t half bad. Now, put heard her coming In and called out lazily? Don’t you know that time and
unless It will bear the stress of every
day.
The Oeeuu Loestea.
mockingly
replied
his
shadow.
—
Chi
brusquely:
—Cincinnati Commercial Tribuns
on your bat an’ start-shoo!”
day wear.
The class in elementary geography
tide wait for no man?
cago Tribune.
“
Who
’
s
there?
Hold
up
your
hands!"
Tliat Marri«* Him.
It was half past 8. There was time
was up for recitation. “What is an
Tattered Tucker—Dat may be all
“Can’t do It, daddy, They're plumb right about tide, lady; but I’m afeared
to get the 10 o'clock train that went
The Real Thin*.
ocean?” asked the teacher. “You may
Markley—Yea, I did lend blnuSIO.
Jest Wbtatlis*.
straight toward the little dark brook full. Why don’t you have a light?”
'This," said the young Benedict who answer, Janet."
dere’s a bnnch o’ time waitin’ fer me
Nervous Employer—Thomas, I wish
Newitt—Well, I suppose be’llipay yon
She spoke with nervous hilarity, de next time I git jugged.—Kansas
under the willows! There was time,
was just realizing that be bad caught a
“It is a large body of water situated
make you wouldn't whistle at your work.
back
some
day,
but
you
csrft
mumbling something Indistinct about City Journal.
time, time!
Office Boy—I ain’t working, sir. I'm Tartar. “Is what I call real married near Norfolk, Va.,” replied Janet, who
him burry.
trains
that
lost
time
and
herdlc
men
If Peggy bad only stayed long enough
life.”
had once visited her aunt at the sea-
Markley—I don't know about that, only just whistling.
that went round Robin Hood's barn to
i
to know! It would please Peggy.
“I’m glad you're satisfied with some shore.—Kansas City Journal.
Bravery.
The mere sight of me wnlklng along
unload
their
passengers.
des*
Tanlty.
On the 10 o'clock train Gregory Knox
thing,” she snapped.
“Yon spoke very admiringly of that the street baa had that effect upon him
Boek« Dlvoraioa.
Papa—Dear me, Mary, whatever are
“I'm the advance guard, you know, man’s courage.”
sat back In his seat and wished again
“Oh, I’m not. I merely meant to in
■everal time« lately. — Philadelphia you going to do with these trunk*':
He—Why ia she suing felm for dl-
that Peggy could know. He bad half a daddy,” she cried. ”Ma and the girls
form
you
that
it
la
not
Ideal.
”
—
Phila
“Ye*“
Vorce?
Press.
Two, four, six, twelve of them! You Aelohls Pnblic Ledger.
mind to telegraph her, but on second are coming tomorrow. I bad a let—er
"Bat be was never a soldier or a fire
I
She—For diversion.
can
’
t
fill
more
than
one.
—
that
Is.
the
month's
up.
No
more
thought decided to wait and write
man or a policeman.”
Are you satisfied to do nothing today
He—Diversion!
Mamma
—
I
know
It
my
dear;
but
we
The best thing for any one to any
from Sim's. He could tell Peggy so putting on airs for the Kaoxee.
“No, but he eats mushrooms that be except tell of the wonderful thin;;» yon
■he—Yes: she says being married to
“Where are you, daddy—oa the has gathered himself.”— Exchange.
many things that would be Interesting
Intend to do tomorrow?—Atchison mnat make a decent appearance on ar who has nothing to say la to aay noth so monotonous. Baltimore American.
riving
at
the
hotel.
ag
and
stick
to
It
—
Schoolmaster.
then how her Uncle Simeon looked. couch? It'e dark aa a pocket.”
Globe.
n
WhenlPe y «
Traveled « «
Incog. «
n n « a « «
Nothing Known
Save the Baby.
J
—V