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BANDON RECORDER ••••<»••••<»••••••••«<»•••* I tt>e greatest importance lo tbe residen ta •••“ »••■ »■••••»« •« •• • » ••»•» . u,,,i «a/111 L»11 a «4 n,lit. —L. a a - and will be bailed with delight. An olly arkin other good work they are engaged in is .......... ......................... !• tbe planting of locust aud eork-elm >1 trues iu tbe North Piue street school yard. Tbe school trustees, who are J uat as eutbuxiastic wheu it comes to tbe “Do you know, Folly, that there is advancement of the town, will plant one thing the Berkeley students are trees aloug tlie sidewalks aud put the lacking in?” said an old friend ths sidewalk» iu good ooudltiou. The other day, as she laid down the uess Women's Improvement Club is uow a adjusted her glasses, lookiug member of tbe Stale Federation of over the rim aud gettlug ready tor a Women's Clubs aud will work in har- friendly talk. “Wbat is it?” 1 eu- mouy with that organization. They qmred, “It is mauuers, Polly, man- I Qeni. Heems tome they teach every- are adding uew membent all the time ttUUg But manners lu that big aud they will be a power when it comes to lieautlfyiug tbe town of Redding. I , . . uuivereity aud they don’t touch on I , 1 ... «««« lf “»• »«’».papers aretobebe- Here is a fashion note for thoee who I lieved. \ousee, I bave been reading about Carrie Natiou’s visit to Berkeley, are tired of tbe Guy bullous that have I Bbe went as tbe guest of tbe Berkeley lieeu the fad iu shirts waists, etc., for students, by tbeir owu luvltatiou, mind several seasons past. Borne of the latest I you, and it took the whole police force aud most up-to-date shirt waists for I avaj|at>le iu ibis temperance town, be- this summer have pearl bullous as big ! pr.seuce of watchful and as a quarter of a dollar. They will meet v . the popular fancy of those who are »««fous pmfrreore, to keep the riotous always wauling a change, even in undergraduates lu cheek. Forewarned was forearmed and Mr». Nation stole a fashions. But 1 feel a good deal like a march on tbe boys aud went an hour youug lady I overheard expressing her I earlier tbau was ex|>ected and missed opinion ill regard to them. Htie said I the nob-y greeting tlie boisterous boys she felt toward the big buttons like she 1 had planued. Then they gathered in did toward big strawberries that they frout of the hali where she was to were coarseaud beefy, while thesmaller strawberries were delicate and im . s|>eak aud loudly demanded her ap- pressed one with tbe idea tliat they P^rance, and gave vent to tbeir college I yells, songs, etc., and kept up the were refined aud dainty. “I kuow it I racket while the lecture was goiug on. Is au absurd application,” she said, I They didn’t have the manliness to be- “but that Is Just the way It strikes me. have like gentlemen, Polly, and pay tbe Howerer, I might Just as well be out of admission fee and show their good the world aa out of tbe fashiou, so wrap manners by going in quietly and listen oue up for me.” How iucousisb ut we ing to what she had to say. They made mortals can be, sometimes. ■**4 P L . || INACTIVE OLD AGE. Mor» CMfarlrt to Pr»o»lo»»» Thou to »korlralu Lite. CHOICE MISCELLANY HUMOR or THE HOUR FACTS IN FEW LINES Two <'ereellataal»- Fall» Frveareff. The average New Yorker pays $10.44 “If I ovor go out after dark i am There is far more evidence for the be street car fare a year. BOER LANGUAGES. fully prepared ror holdups." lief in the dreariness of old age after The cost of producing sugar tn Cuba Tud«wdr' active work baa been laid aside than Ths Differ»»! KIsSs st D»tch S»»k»» “Yes, 1 bave a guu tn each of mj averages 1% cents a pound. 1» Sustk Afrtsa. fur the shortening of life which results The world's population la Increasing overcoat po< kt is and a police wbiatl« from the enforced inactivity. Two not It seems a strange thing to say, but hanging round my neck. If I see a sus about 5UO.UOO.UUO a ceutury. able instances aud perhaps freer from there are three Dutch languages In picious man approaching me lu frout Three thousand men are employed la doubt than most as to whether It is en South Africa. The earliest Dutch set and am pretty sure bls confederate 1» the Aberdeenshire granite quarries. nui aloue that kills and not tbe disease tlers at the Cape were largely Dutch coming at me from tbe rear 1 am ready Alsace-1xirraine Is oue of the beat re sailors and others belonging to the low- ef old age or a more specific malady to let tbe first ruffian bave tbe contents cruiting grounds for the German army. are those of Napoleon tbe Great and er orders of Amsterdam, Rotterdam of tbe barrel right through my over False teeth were amoug the prises Bismurck. The one lived six yeara In and other Dutch seaports. Tbeir lan- coat and tbeii whirl around aud let tgs rattled for at a recent bazaar in Mont 8t. Helena, tbe other eight yeara at guage was a low Dutch dialect to be- confederate have another barrel before rose. glu with, artd although the sprinkling Frledrlehsruh, each eating out bis be cau get away.” Windsor castle has been provided heart.” If ever there were men who of Dutch officers at tbe t ape did tbeir ‘That seems like a good scheme. Do with an electric carpet beating ma ought on the supposition to have been best to i* -serve the language of tbe you go out after dark much?" 7" , , , . chine. killed by the total suspension of their Netherlands they could not prevent “No, 1 uever go out after dark.”— the dialect of the settlers from still activities, these two ought to have Tottenham, England, Is to be provid Cleveland Plain Dealer. furtlier degenerating into a mere collo- been, but it would be extremely dlffi- ed with a motor Are engine coatlug cult to show ttiut they were. Though $37,500. quial patois. Its degeneration was Pet’s Retort. doubtless largely brought about by do- Napoleon was no more than fifty-three, Consumption causes the death of four An American once asked Pat to show yet It was the specific disease of cancer mestlc servants and slaves—Hotten- times as muigy uegroes as whites lu iiiui tbe largest hotel Ireland could of tbe stomach of which be died, and tots, Malays and Mozambique Kaffir»- • New Orleans. boast of. Pat takes him to tbe largest the connection between bls exiled lone who spoke lt very Imperfectly aud In- Berlin is to be provided with a statue be knows. » liness and the direct cause of his death trodueed into it many strange words of General von Roon, who reorganised “ Ob! ” exclaims tbe American, “ this does not seem very appureut. Ou tbe aud idioms. This, then, is the genesis hotel would sit In oue corner of some the German army. of what is variously known as “Cape other band, Bismarck at tbe age of Large num tiers of swans from Russia of tbe hotels in New York.” Dutch,” "Kitchen Dutch," "Patriot seventy-five, when be was dismissed Just as they were at tbe door coming and north Germany are now w intering from the chancellorship, could not have Dutch," “Afrikaans” aud "Afrikander out they saw two liorses drawing a on the Swiss lakes. had a llkelllysxl of more prolonged Taal." Its basis Is Dutch, but tbe Near Tiverton. Devonshire, there Is large ph-ee of Iron (about twenty feet). years than he actually achieved out of nouns have lost their declensions and “What Is that for?" asks tbe Ameri to be seen a blackbird with a white tbe verbs their conjugations, while ottiee even if he had continued iu ottlee Another New Auwethetle. head and speckled back. can. until tbe end. A wise man if not too grammatical gender and syntax gener The London Lancet announces that Granite ladeu trolleys are being used "Oh.” exclaims Pat, "we're building dyspeptic will never lose touch with ally bave gone by the board. To tbe there has lately been discovered by a new hotel In tbe next street, aud to test the stability of the new footway actual life. There are old men with educated Hollander of today lt is a lit Hungarian chemists a valuable local that’s the poker.” extensions at Ixnidon bridge. young hearts, and tbe elder when be erary atrocity, and he cannot away Strong protests are being raised In with lt, but to tile Afrikander lt is his has a young heart Is perhaps the moot atuesthetlc, the alkaloid nervocldlue. mother tongue, the language of his India against the abandonment of the delightful tyi>e humanity can show us. its hydrochloride has properties like Waateff to Be Bare. those of cocaine, and It produces a more home and his childhood, tbe exponent —Saturday Review. “And you’re really a lord?” said the dumdum bullet for frontier lighting. lasting effect. The base is obtained maldeu. of all that he knows of humor and * Part Bftte luaue of the charger rid from an Indian plant (Gasu basu) “Of course. Do you think I'm an den by tbe 1 Hike of Wellington at the pathos. It is full of expressive idioms, Freak ot a Theaderbolt. whose leaves were some time since em impostor?" battle of Waterloo has been sold In pithy proverbs and pawky expressions, The annals of a French academy of ployed In dentistry. The alkaloldal hy "No; oh, no. but papa says one can't London. like those so dear to the lowland Scot, sclen<-e tell of a tailor’s adventure with drochloride is a yellow, amorphous, hy be too cautious these days. Would and yet it is not a language, for it has a thunderbolt. He lived in a house pro One hundred and fifty steel wagons, droscopic powder, easily soluble In you mind bringing me one of those ab no literature. vided with two chimneys — one for a each of 80,000 pounds capacity, have «««< water. A solution of one-tenth or two- The second of tbe three Dutch lan- I • rU8b f°r the door in an attempt to stracts of title I bear so much about been ordered In Leeds, England, for fireplace and the other for a stove, the “Buttercup”—Line your bat with latter not in use. During a thunder tenths per cent produces marked and twfore I give you my answer?”—Chica guages referred to might be called “ec- I break it down, but failed; then they South Africa. persistent anaesthesia of the cornea. A cleslastieal Dutch," or, if you like, Af- I tore around to tbe rear door, where they white lace or cblflbn aud trim with storm a tremendous report was beard, go Post. Some of tbe employees on Sir Red- one-tenth per cent solution brushed on rican Dutch. It is tbe language of Hol- I gained access and poured into the room black velvet ribbon aud blue lorget-me- and every body thought that the bouse vers Buller's Devonshire I England) es the mucous membrane of the Cheek His Opportaaity. had been struck by lightning. Instant land as that language was written like a crowd of hoodlums. Am glad iiote. It will be girlish aud very pretty. tate have been In the same service for about 200 yeara ago. It is the language I that Professor Carey stood up in ly a blue flaming ball dropped into the has a like effect. Solutions exceeding over fifty years. live-tenths per cent produce ulceration of the Dutch Bible and very much re tireplace and rolled out into the room, To pay for tlie reorganization of the the middle of the floor and denounced BRIEF REVIEW sembles our own authorized version In seemingly about six indies above the of the cornea, and a 2 per cent solution Korean army the government has de their conduct as being the most ungen- Its simplicity and directness of style. floor. The excited tailor ran around the causes ulcerative keratitis In dogs and cided to put an additional tax of $20 The Marble Quarries. It is the language of tbe Dutch psalm . tlemanly he bad ever seen the college room, the ball of Are playing aliout his rabbits which lasts ten days, during per acre on land. and Gesang liooks and of the devotion- I boys guilty of, but it didn't phase them At frequeut intervals you see the old feet. Suddenly it rose above bls bead which period the amestbesla also lasts. Fifty dollars is to be given every al works of old Dutch divines, which lone bit Mrs. Nation beat a hasty re disused Roman quarries—disused prob and moved off toward the stovepipe Subcutaneous Injections apparently do Russian soldier and sullor now on the not produce atuestbesla. The general make up the balance of the Dutch treat and secured her valise and cloak, ably on account of the poor color of the hole in the celling, which laid a piece active list who served in the Busso- farmers' literature. In it are also writ- I but some ruffian stole her bonnet as a marble, writes G. Bt. John Hart in of pai>er pasted over it. The ball moved effect is that of a paralyzing poison. Turkish war twenty-five years ago. Experts are of the opinion that Its ten many traVts and a few devotional souvernir, and I wish the faculty could Pearson’s, in describing the Roman straight through the paper and up the About 47 per cent of the men an works by living ministers of tbe Dutch flud out who lt waa and make the cuI. chimney. When near the top, It ex chief use will be in dentistry. quarries. As you climb higher you nually enlisted pass into tbe British Reformed church. To the Boer wherev ploded and tore the chimney into thou prit wear it every day for six mouths hear constant reports of blasting; at The Original Trust Baiter. reserve after three years’ service and er you find him lt Is the language of sands of fragments. The sight of the during school hours. I warrant it first a deep “boom,” followed by a At the present time, when rumors are about 40 per cent after seven years' his church and of bls religion. This Is debris left by the explosion showed the service. tbe Dutch language which tbe leaders would break him of stealing souvenirs. sound like the rattle of musketry, family what would have been the con rife concerning tbe existence of "rings" It baa been decided by the B'lglan of the Dutch Afrikander party are de She gave those boys some pretty hard vastly multiplied by tbe echoes. Tbe sequences bad it exploded while on ita for maintaining high prices for the food of the people, lt is Interesting to government not to work tbe state coal termined to preserve. It Is never spo hits, and if they had one spark of man first visible sign of the operation is gyrating passage through the room. see how such persons were dealt with mines in the Campine district, but to ken by Afrikanders among themselves, liness smothered in their breastB it tbe sight of tbe masses tumbling in tbe good old times. In 1548 was Increase tbe taxatlou payable by the however, and it is never written gram ought to have made them mortally Lears From the Animals. down the mountain side, thirty and passed "the bill of conspiracies of vic- colliery companies. matlcally by them in their correspond ashamed of themselves. She addressed Learn of the animals. The horse fifty-ton blocks looking like pebbles. tualers and craftsmen,” and it enacted Bandmaster Landfried, who has died ence. Tbe Boer has no fear that his them on the subject of ‘Rum and Its teaches us to be silent under punish "that as of late divers sellers of vict The distances are enormous, but the at Hove, England, aged sixty-eight, "Huis-taal," Cape Dutch, will die out. ment and patient In suffering. From Evils ’ , and the gallery gods, true to uals, not content with moderate and animated black specks oue knows to be the lion we learn bravado. From the was oue of the trumpeters of tbe Bev- but fears that his children will forget enter-nth lancers who sounded the or neglect to learn the language of his the name they have gained In ail places men are clearly silhouetted against tlie cat we learn to prowl at night. From reasonable gain, bave conspired to »«»11 of amusement, made their noisy com surrounding whiteness. church and of hie forefathers. charge at Balaklava. Bometlimg the dog we learn liow to be fulthful to them at unreasonable prices, * * * if. “Prove it” The third Dutch language might be ments. Her remark that her temporary like a black ant suddenly makes its a friend. The camel teaches us absti after the 1st of March next any butch Ou being brought iuto court at Blr- “ How can I? ” called modern literary or “high Dutch" residence had been in some fourteen appearance and blows a sonorous nence. The elephant teaches us bow to ers, brewers, bakers, poulterers or “Jump overboard, and if that man mlngbam, England, a prisoner com fruiterers conspire, promise or make —that is. the language written and jails brought such a round o! applause blast on a horu; other horns—num be calm iu adversity. Tbe hlpjiopota- plained that he could not have any oaths, they shall for the first offense eating shark gets you I will believe breakfast because tbe poliee bad taken spoken by educated Hollanders of to that she acknowledged it by stating bers of them—take up tbe warning mus teaches us repose. Tbe sby little forfeit £10, or twenty dayB’ imprison that you are a man.” day. It is florid, iuvolved in construc that she knew they cheered because she possession of bls false teeth. note, tbe sound gradually dying away rabbit teaches us bow to die without a ment on bread and water; for tbe sec tion and very artificial in style as com Because Hungarians were attacked Point of View. got out, and that she went to jail to in the distance. Then more ants are murmur. Tbe antelope teaches us the ond offense £20 or the pillory, and for pared with tbe language of tbe Dutch foolishness of idle curiosity. The hop Mrs. Newrlcb (iu art store)—What! In certain passages of bls book an au keep them out ot hades. At the con the third offense £40 and tbe pillory, visible swarming to the shelter of a Bible, its pronunciation has also toad teaches us the evils of gluttony. A thousand dollars for that little pic thor has been sentenced in Hungary to changed considerably In tbe Interval, clusion of the lecture the boys crowded bomb-proof or casemate. Alter the last The ant teaches us industry and wis with tbe loss of one of tbeir ears.” If eight montbs’ imprisonment and or ture? any such conspiracy was entered into and even an educated Dutch speaking out and waited for Carrie but she had horn has ceased sounding not a sou) is dom in council. Tlie ben teaches us to Dealer—Yes. ma'am. You see. it's dered to pay about $400 lu dne aud by tbe company of vlctualers, its cor Afrikander listening to a voluble Hol been carried out the rear door and tobeseeu; then comes tbe boom, the go in out of the wet (yet I have seen done in oil. and genuine oil paintings costs. lander can hardly make bead or tail spirited away to Oakland; meanwhile rattle and the failing pebbles, and fool liens which did not know the dif poration was to be dissolved.—London are rather expensive. the disastrous effects of tbe drought Chronicle. of wbat be is saying.—Scotsman. the boys annoyed the police by throw presently the ante swarm out a^aln, ference between sunshine and rain). Mrs. Newrlcb—Yea. I suppose so. The in New South Wales may be judged ing eggs. apparently from all sides, and proceed Some men might learn of bogs how to Yet the King Liked Sousa's Band. oil trust monopoly Is certainly getting from tbe fact that a meat preserving A Leaesd Aboet Cats. . »»»» be gentlemen.—New York Press. In the words of the song, who is Sou to be something terrific.—Chlcugo News. company at Albury has purchased 120,- The ancient Greeks thought that all I to drill more holes and put in fresh sa, what is he that all the agents com 000 sheep at from sixpence to a shil creatufes except cats had souls and I Of c00™* thl" row<,y •>»e«>eut did blasts. The men must love the sound The Missionary Apple Tree. mend him? He is the conductor of ling per head. Effective. thut that animal lost Its soul through a not consist of all the students by a great of that horn, for it means a ten minutes’ In the rectory garden of PysfoiH, near what is called a military band; he Before tbe tomb of the late Cecil Bjenks—Do you believe In tbe posai bargain made between a bridge archl-1 deal. Tbe well-behaved aud gentle- loaf for them. Woking, England, there stands what comes from America, for which great billty of tbe cure of disease by sugges Rhodes, in tbe Matoppo bills, Rhodesia, / teet and the devil. Tlie architect had manly students were vastly in tbe Is familiarly known as the missionary country, so I learned from a press para was sealed up several pieces of granite tlon? besought the devil to get his heli» in majority I am happy to say, for the apple tree. The tree Is a large one and graph lately, he has written a uational G m Engines. BJInks—Why, certainly. I was feel were taken as relics from tbe walla of constructing an exceedingly dangerous oradit of the fatherg and motheni as of a good age and has been so named anthem cr march, and he has been and ing pretty sick last week, and my wife tbe chamber. One of these has Just ar Probably it is a queetiou In theiuitids bridge structure and his Satanic maj- we„ a„ for thenifH.lves and California for the reason that for many years may be now playing in London. I at of most engineers whether or not tbe suggested that I go to a doctor, and 11 rived in Ixmdou. esty only consented to lend aid on con- ... , ... , past it has been tbe custom of the rec ditlon that the first creature to cross it aud “»iven.lty we are all gas engine can as yet be economically tended one of his concerts recently and cured me right away. — Somerville As they are "dangerous aud mischiev tor of tbe parish to collect the fruit, am now slowly recovering; not that his should lose its soul. 80 Proud of- 1 m «*«««1of those boys substituted for the steam engine in (Mass.) Journal. ous creatures, accustomed to sting man sell it in the best market and devote band is at all a bad one. On the con This was agreed upon, the bridge who »ct like hoodlums, Polly, and so is moderately large-.iized power plant*. the proceeds to the missionary socie kind,” no one has a right to keep bees Slandering s Noble Profession. trary, it seemed to me quite as good as finished In due time and tbe devil sent I everybody else who baa the interest of in unreasonable numbers or in an lm- That in tbe hands of a number of ties of tbe Church of England. Quite a those that play by order of the London Caller (behind tbe scenes)—You have pro|>er place, so tbe Dublin king's to the opi>osite side to await his prey, the State and this Institution at heart. builders the large gas engine has large sum of money has been raised county council in public parks. The been doing this kind of work for twen bench has decided. The shrewd architect took good care to Why do these boya think they are in this way. and the apples, which are send a eat over before any human be-1 privileged characters to be insulting, reached a point where itcan fairly rival of tbe Blenheim orange variety, always Americans are, they themselves state, ty years and acting the part of the vil It is estimated that the Eskimo pop the steam engine in reliability and good a great people, and apparently they lain all that time? Ing was allowed to cross. On learning ,nd rud juBt lxK.aUBe th ulation of Alaska, I.abrador aud Green find a ready sale at excellent prices like great noises. In no other country Veteran Actor — Yes, rather more running qualities there can be nodoubt, or the bargain the cat recroaaed tbe I._____ . . ■ u \ among the gentry and farmers of tbe in the world but America could Sousa than twenty years. I was a real detec land has declined from 30,000 in 1880 bridge and scratched the architect . ° and, as eugine-runuers become better district. to 15,000 at tbe present time owing to eyes out I greatest institutions ot learning in the accustomed to tbe new moter, com and his band have gained the reputa tive before I went on tbe stage.—Chlca the thinning out of the seal, walrus, go Tribune. tion they have there. — Musical Critic United States? Why shouldn’t the plaints on this score will rapidly dt- African Natives and Salt. polar bear and other sour<-es of food Ether llrlnkta« Io Raaala. London Saturday Review. same privilege be given our high-school crease. In point of fuel rconomy, as is To obtain salt the Bakalulua and oth Quickest Way. supply. Tbe habit of ether drinking is known students? Tbe latter would be arrested well known, a gas engine of moderate er African uatives burn banana leaves Mr. Kidder—People say that it Is Tbe Royal academy was 134 years Aa Irish laserlptlow. to be prevalent in some parts of Rus order iu size is on a parity with the largest and and certain grasses and, collecting the Perhaps one of the most curious col Impossible to find a needle in a bay old on Dec. 10, having been founded io sia, also in east Prussia, and all the ef -. on short . . , if , they „ should . . indulge . asheB, place them in a large funnel in 1708 by King George 111., who nomi forts of the authorities to combat the 18UC^ cou”uc'> *11 probability they most completely equipped triple-ex pan- lections of mural inscriptions in Ire stack, but they're wrong. geniously made from large banana Mrs. Kidder—How would you go nated thirty-six academicians and ap evil have hitherto been almost fruit- would suspended and it would take sion steam engine. land, where they abound, is to he found leaves. Through this they percolate pointed Joshua Reynolds, who was about It? less. An idea of the extent to which mouths to straighten out matters and in the ancient city of Galway. water aud then evaporate tbe filtered Mr. Kidder—Walk across the stack knighted on tbe occasion, to be tbe first tbe habit prevails may be gathered I explain to parents and teachers just It has four gates, we are Informed In Driest Spot on Earth. water by boiling, obtaining a fairly from records given in the Russian how they came to be guilty of the con "House Mottoes and Inscriptions,” fac in my stocking feet.—Denver Repub president. Sir E. J. Poynter is but tbe The reputation of being tbe driest white salt composed of a very small ing respectively north, south, east and lican. tenth holder of bls distinguished post newspapers of a recent accident which duct unbecoming a hoy of gentlemanly amount of chloride of sodium and tlon. west, and on each was a precatory occurred at a place called Trossno. Instinctsand good home training. *'T a spot on earth is claimed by many spots Practicing Up. in many climes The latest claimant is very large amount of chlorate of potash motto. That facing north bore the Electricity is taking tbe place of gas Ether is drunk by farmers on festive “That fellow is making an awful fust a poor rule that don’t work both ways’, Payta, iu Peru, a place about five de and other salts. I’rior to the advent of words: and ether In dental extraction. Tbe occasions, when It appears to be con trying to get those tight gloves on. isn't tbe traders aud the missionaries this Polly. ” current, which is of tbe form called sumisi In pailfuls. A farmer, celebrat- From the ferocious O'Flaherty», grees south of the equator, on the coast her was tbe ouly salt they bad to satisfy Good Lord, deliver us! high frequency. Is applied to the Jaw lug Ills son's wedding, in the fullness that has risen forty feet in historic the natural craving of a vegetable eat “Doesn't seem to understand it very On the east gate: where tbe operator desires to render it of hla hospitality got in two pailfuls of Then this little lady rocked to and times. Professor David G. Fairfield, a ing people. well, for a fact, but with a little prac Insensible by means of a heat appara ether. During tlie process of decaut- fro and silently dreamed of the chivalry From the devilish O’Dalys, recent visitor, reports having reached tice he'll get his band In."—Baltimore The Worship of the Moo». Good Lord, defend us! tus, and the patient feels uothlng more iug the ether Into bottles a violent ex that has passed, but which gave such a News. there in February just after a rain of The Moslem still slaps bls bands at than a slight beating of tbe affected plosion tisik plate, by which six chil On the south gate: rosy glow to the memory of the days in more tbau twenty-four hours, the first tbe sight of tbe uew moon and mutters part. This method is much safer than dren were killed and one ndult danger She Took It. From the cutthroat O'Kellys, which she danced the minuet with the of eight years. The average interval a prayer, although the Koran appears ously and fourteen others more or less Good Lord, save and keep uat Dr. Youngman—My dear young Ihdy. gas. cocaine and other ana-stbetics. severely injured.—British Medical Jour knight of her choice. Beautiful days between two showers is seven years. to forbid tbe practice in the words, A boot scraping and cleaning ma And on tbe west gate: you must take exercise for your health, were those, and she smiles aashe thinks Bea fogs are common. Of about nine "Bend not in adoration of the sun or nal. Miss 8weete—Thanks for the advice, chine Is one of tbe coutrivam-es for en From the murderous O'Maddens, Nami»a a T«w«. I of a summer day In her life when she species of plants noticed seven wete moon.” Herodotus accuses the ancient Good Lord, preserve us! doctor. I will certainly jump at the abling us to do without the servant According to a local tradition, proba-1 plighted her troth to her knight of tbe girl. There are scrapers for taking off first offer.—New York Times. annuals and their seeds must have re Persians of being moon worshipers. The Mystery of Attest!». the cakes of mud that stick to one's bly Invented, Sayville, N. Y., received minuet. Bbe loves to tell of thoae days mained dormant in the ground for and. though they denied the practice, the following passage from the Zend The fascinating legend, which has its mime in a peculiar fashion. The |—the bridal dav that rolled oq apace, footgear uiiu a rotating urusti for fin •— - Q-wlek Cwwclwstuik. eight years. In spite of the lack of A vesta would seem to be conclusive: led to many speculative theories and MHtiefs were gathered in debate upon the careful training of her own sons and rain, the long-rooted Peruvian cotton is “I see that one Pennsylvania < convict ishing the proc-ess. The bristles of the “We sacrifice to the new moon, the fantastical stories, of tbe existence of fatally assaulted another.” brush touch a rod as they go round, so tbe shore, trying to agree upon a name daughle„, the flight of her darlings grown in the dried-up river bed, fur holy and master of holiness; we sacri a great and populous continent In the I for the place, and one after another I „ I In that they come back to the boot quite “They must bave some bad men proposed his suggestion with, "Say. f 7“ home-nest to make nishing crops that yield subsistence fice to the full moon, the holy and mas Atlantic ocean west from the strait of that penitentiary.” — Cleveland I Plain clear of dust. The machine Is ea»ll,v__ ter of pollne»« ” how 11 this do?” Af«er mspy homes of thelr °»n- Here “>• brt?ht to th* natives. Gibraltar »wwaJoie!!? -occupies the s.t operated. Dealer. tlon« had bepn rejected some one bar I P^ur® ceaaea until she can catch a tention of men of science. Such an oc A police tricycle is one of the latest P»»et»ality a Thief of Time. casion took place at a meeting of the Roman Bronze Coins. ren of imagination but sensitive of ear glimpse of the land beautiful through SaffletenL examples of the utilitarian purposes to propoasd that the oft repeated word I the gates ajar, for the sable mautle of Mr. Max Hecht writes: "On Thurs Royal Irish academy In November, “I don't believe that half tbe stories which tbe ubiquitous cycle la now be The most valuable col lection of bronze tbe gossips tell are true.” "Say” lie made tbe first syllable of the grief fell upon her joyous heart when Roman coins ever dispersed at auction day of last week at 3:30, the hour fixed when tbe Atlantis problem was dis ing put. a company having brought out for the rehearsal of Trial by Jury,’ I cussed by Dr. R. F. Scharff, who con “Neither do I.” answered Miss Cay name ami that "vllle" be added as the her knight passed out of her life, leavi was sold lately in Ixindon. It belonged met Mr. Gilbert at the stage door of tended that the evidence showed tila t enne. "But balFs a plenty."—Washing a tandem tricycle Intended for the uae se.’oml syllable The Ide. took, and, lng her with only pleasant memories of of two policemen and for tbe convey, to E. Bisot, and the 420 lota yielded the Lyric and congratulated him on his tbe fauna of the Atlantic Islands was ton Star. says tbe legend, then and there the I »u __ * j l a nee of a prisoner, tlie latter being ac settlement was christened Sayville. P?1 “d “ long'"« for the wheu $7026. It included the finest known punctuality. 'Don’t,' he replied. 'I have mainly derived from a former land commodated on a seat behind tire front ' 1 they shall be reunited. The Responsibility PlneeS. loot more time through being punctual connection with Portugal and Morocco specimen of the sestertius, with bust rider, bls feet being shackled In stir “ So their marriage was a failure." Fevered the Cterleet. aaaa than through anything else. ’ ’ ’ — London Dr. Scharff also defended the theory of portrait of Diadumenian, A. D. 217, rups hanging from the rear axle and M. A. P. “Not at all. Marriage Is all right, It “So ye're goln’ ty make yer b*y a mu- a land bridge, in the same latitudes, I am always glad to note the steps which brought $100. bis wrists securely held by handcuffs alelan,'' said Mr. Rafferty. connecting Europe and America and was the man and the woman who wer» fastened to the tubing forming tbe . „ _ , . .takenlby the Women's Improvement laKtels. "I am.” r------------ --- “ ‘ failures. ’ ’ — Philadelphia Press. persisting until mlocene times. After fourteen years’ study of the arms of the seat in which he la placed. m Enrolling Officer—Wbat is your name? goln’ ty have ’Im learn ty play tbe Redding Is right in line In the good monkey race Professor Garner baa come Short Orest Mrs. Recruit—Owen Espy Casey. rlarinet.” * Better Left CnaaM. The SrsMtrr. Oliver Cromwell, Claverhouse and Enrolling Officer (with evident irrita “Why don't yes learn 'im the vI'llnF cause and the ladies are making active to the conclusion that their vocabulary Mrs. Homer—You can’t go home Jim—Would you call a man who Mebemet All must be content to take io not large enough to hurt. tion) — Shoot a few of those initials! preparations to carry out extensive "Because 1 want 'Im ty have every while It is raining so. Stay and have it out in brains, for they all lacked steals another man's funny stories or O. N. 8. P. K. C. wbat?—Chicago Trib dinner with us. advantage A vl'lln makes fine music, plans for the bet terment of their town. The hunting of birch saplings suitable une. inches. Two of these great names nat his plots and uses them a literary but a clarinet Is a heap more ty be de One of the first Important steps is the Mr. Witless—Oh, no. thank you. It urally suggest that of another famous thief? pl nd rd on in a scrimmage.”—Washing improvement of the sidewalk oo the for barrel hoops in the Maine woods that. — Chicago Isn't as bad as all Jams- No. I would call him a second ■■re Tblasr. soldier and usurper, Napoleon Bona occupies 2000 men. ton Star. north side of Tehama street, along “Name the world's greatest com News. parte. I-e petit corporal, as his men story man.—Baltimore Herald. which shade trees are being planted. poser.” said the musical instructor. lovingly called him, stood about five Cheap Life Bavlag. Casey's Gansraos Girt. Owl». “Chloroform,” promptly replied tbe feet (French) In his stockings, say 5 Bill-Tbe lifesaver baa a thankless "When Mr. Casey died, be left all he It la to be cleared of rocks, gravellad, “ Isn ’ t that merely Idle gossip r young man who had studied medicine. and put in excellent condition at tbe had to tbe orphan asylum.” "Gossip, my deer.” answered Miss feet 1% in English. In stature tbe Iron task. jjfrndeed! That was nlca of him. club’s expense Aa this sidewalk la tbe Job—Why. I saw a man offer him a Cayenne, “la never Idle It is the most Duke beat him by about six inches, If society took better care of Its poor Wnat did he leave?" main route for pedestrians going to and Industrious thing on earth.”-*-Washing while tbe 5 feet 4 of Nelson place him dollar yesterday for saving bls life. The Philippines are rich in timber, out of Jail there would be leas need of midway or thereabouts between tbe Bill--Perhaps that was all be thought "His twelve children.1 / J from the Redding cemetery It will be of hetnp, rubber and tobacoo. ton Star. jails or jailers.—Boston Transcript victor and tbe victim of Waterloo. It was worth —Town aud Country. E”'!!!:.'''..“ ■ w V I > < * <-• « « , u>... Wheu tbe prveeut king of Furtugal was a youth of eeveulevu, 1»» vUiiad Ixmdou and there mat Hlr Edwin lain! seer, Being very fond of ualuntl tote tory, tbe young king was delighted tn meet the great animal painter, Slid said so. King Carlos spoke English very well, says tbe author of "Some Eighteenth Century Men of Letter»,” but like all Itersous who bnve learned a language by grammar and dictionary he used words in au equivocal sense. “I am so glad to make your acquaint ance, Sir Lamlaeer," be said with much enthusiasm. “I am so fond of beasts." Ijiudseer accepted tbe compliment as it was Intended and always protested that with one exception it was the greatest be bad ever received. Tbe ex ception came from a dog seller who was walking along a Loudon street with a terrier under his arm. Ioiud- seer, as always, was attracted by the bright little face. “His ears are not cropped.” be ob- served. “No, sir,” replied the dog aeller. “Landseer says ears ought not to be cropped.”