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and will be bailed with delight. An
olly arkin
other good work they are engaged in is
.......... ......................... !• tbe planting of locust aud eork-elm
>1 trues iu tbe North Piue street school
yard. Tbe school trustees, who are J uat
as eutbuxiastic wheu it comes to tbe
“Do you know, Folly, that there is
advancement of the town, will plant
one thing the Berkeley students are
trees aloug tlie sidewalks aud put the
lacking in?” said an old friend ths
sidewalk» iu good ooudltiou.
The
other day, as she laid down the uess
Women's Improvement Club is uow a
adjusted her glasses, lookiug
member of tbe Stale Federation of
over the rim aud gettlug ready tor a
Women's Clubs aud will work in har-
friendly talk.
“Wbat is it?” 1 eu-
mouy with that organization. They
qmred, “It is mauuers, Polly, man-
I Qeni. Heems tome they teach every- are adding uew membent all the time
ttUUg
But manners lu that big aud they will be a power when it comes
to lieautlfyiug tbe town of Redding.
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uuivereity aud they don’t touch on
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lf “»• »«’».papers aretobebe-
Here is a fashion note for thoee who
I lieved. \ousee, I bave been reading
about Carrie Natiou’s visit to Berkeley, are tired of tbe Guy bullous that have
I Bbe went as tbe guest of tbe Berkeley lieeu the fad iu shirts waists, etc., for
students, by tbeir owu luvltatiou, mind several seasons past. Borne of the latest
I you, and it took the whole police force aud most up-to-date shirt waists for
I avaj|at>le iu ibis temperance town, be- this summer have pearl bullous as big
!
pr.seuce of watchful and as a quarter of a dollar. They will meet
v
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the popular fancy of those who are
»««fous pmfrreore, to keep the riotous
always
wauling a change, even in
undergraduates lu cheek. Forewarned
was forearmed and Mr». Nation stole a fashions. But 1 feel a good deal like a
march on tbe boys aud went an hour youug lady I overheard expressing her
I earlier tbau was ex|>ected and missed opinion ill regard to them. Htie said
I the nob-y greeting tlie boisterous boys she felt toward the big buttons like she
1 had planued. Then they gathered in did toward big strawberries that they
frout of the hali where she was to were coarseaud beefy, while thesmaller
strawberries were delicate and im
. s|>eak aud loudly demanded her ap- pressed one with tbe idea tliat they
P^rance, and gave vent to tbeir college
I yells, songs, etc., and kept up the were refined aud dainty. “I kuow it
I racket while the lecture was goiug on. Is au absurd application,” she said,
I They didn’t have the manliness to be- “but that Is Just the way It strikes me.
have like gentlemen, Polly, and pay tbe Howerer, I might Just as well be out of
admission fee and show their good the world aa out of tbe fashiou, so wrap
manners by going in quietly and listen oue up for me.” How iucousisb ut we
ing to what she had to say. They made mortals can be, sometimes.
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INACTIVE OLD AGE.
Mor» CMfarlrt to Pr»o»lo»»» Thou
to »korlralu Lite.
CHOICE MISCELLANY HUMOR or THE HOUR FACTS IN FEW LINES
Two <'ereellataal»-
Fall» Frveareff.
The average New Yorker pays $10.44
“If I ovor go out after dark i am
There is far more evidence for the be
street car fare a year.
BOER LANGUAGES.
fully prepared ror holdups."
lief in the dreariness of old age after
The cost of producing sugar tn Cuba
Tud«wdr'
active work baa been laid aside than
Ths Differ»»! KIsSs st D»tch S»»k»»
“Yes, 1 bave a guu tn each of mj averages 1% cents a pound.
1» Sustk Afrtsa.
fur the shortening of life which results
The world's population la Increasing
overcoat po< kt is and a police wbiatl«
from the enforced inactivity. Two not
It seems a strange thing to say, but
hanging round my neck. If I see a sus about 5UO.UOO.UUO a ceutury.
able
instances
aud
perhaps
freer
from
there are three Dutch languages In
picious man approaching me lu frout
Three thousand men are employed la
doubt than most as to whether It is en
South Africa. The earliest Dutch set
and am pretty sure bls confederate 1» the Aberdeenshire granite quarries.
nui aloue that kills and not tbe disease
tlers at the Cape were largely Dutch
coming at me from tbe rear 1 am ready
Alsace-1xirraine Is oue of the beat re
sailors and others belonging to the low-
ef old age or a more specific malady
to let tbe first ruffian bave tbe contents cruiting grounds for the German army.
are those of Napoleon tbe Great and
er orders of Amsterdam, Rotterdam
of tbe barrel right through my over
False teeth were amoug the prises
Bismurck. The one lived six yeara In
and other Dutch seaports. Tbeir lan-
coat and tbeii whirl around aud let tgs rattled for at a recent bazaar in Mont
8t. Helena, tbe other eight yeara at
guage was a low Dutch dialect to be-
confederate have another barrel before rose.
glu with, artd although the sprinkling
Frledrlehsruh, each eating out bis
be cau get away.”
Windsor castle has been provided
heart.” If ever there were men who
of Dutch officers at tbe t ape did tbeir
‘That seems like a good scheme. Do with an electric carpet beating ma
ought on the supposition to have been
best to i* -serve the language of tbe
you
go
out
after
dark
much?"
7" , ,
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.
chine.
killed by the total suspension of their
Netherlands they could not prevent
“No, 1 uever go out after dark.”—
the dialect of the settlers from still
activities, these two ought to have
Tottenham, England, Is to be provid
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
furtlier degenerating into a mere collo-
been, but it would be extremely dlffi-
ed with a motor Are engine coatlug
cult to show ttiut they were. Though
$37,500.
quial patois. Its degeneration was
Pet’s Retort.
doubtless largely brought about by do-
Napoleon was no more than fifty-three,
Consumption causes the death of four
An
American
once
asked
Pat
to
show
yet It was the specific disease of cancer
mestlc servants and slaves—Hotten-
times as muigy uegroes as whites lu
iiiui tbe largest hotel Ireland could
of tbe stomach of which be died, and
tots, Malays and Mozambique Kaffir»- •
New Orleans.
boast of. Pat takes him to tbe largest
the connection between bls exiled lone
who spoke lt very Imperfectly aud In-
Berlin is to be provided with a statue
be
knows.
»
liness
and
the
direct
cause
of
his
death
trodueed into it many strange words
of General von Roon, who reorganised
“
Ob!
”
exclaims
tbe
American,
“
this
does not seem very appureut. Ou tbe
aud idioms. This, then, is the genesis
hotel would sit In oue corner of some the German army.
of what is variously known as “Cape
other band, Bismarck at tbe age of
Large num tiers of swans from Russia
of
tbe hotels in New York.”
Dutch,”
"Kitchen Dutch," "Patriot
seventy-five, when be was dismissed
Just as they were at tbe door coming and north Germany are now w intering
from the chancellorship, could not have
Dutch," “Afrikaans” aud "Afrikander
out they saw two liorses drawing a on the Swiss lakes.
had a llkelllysxl of more prolonged
Taal." Its basis Is Dutch, but tbe
Near Tiverton. Devonshire, there Is
large ph-ee of Iron (about twenty feet).
years
than
he
actually
achieved
out
of
nouns have lost their declensions and
“What Is that for?" asks tbe Ameri to be seen a blackbird with a white
tbe verbs their conjugations, while
ottiee even if he had continued iu ottlee
Another New Auwethetle.
head and speckled back.
can.
until tbe end. A wise man if not too
grammatical gender and syntax gener
The London Lancet announces that
Granite ladeu trolleys are being used
"Oh.” exclaims Pat, "we're building
dyspeptic will never lose touch with
ally bave gone by the board. To tbe
there has lately been discovered by a new hotel In tbe next street, aud to test the stability of the new footway
actual life. There are old men with
educated Hollander of today lt is a lit
Hungarian chemists a valuable local that’s the poker.”
extensions at Ixnidon bridge.
young hearts, and tbe elder when be
erary atrocity, and he cannot away
Strong protests are being raised In
with lt, but to tile Afrikander lt is his
has a young heart Is perhaps the moot atuesthetlc, the alkaloid nervocldlue.
mother tongue, the language of his
India against the abandonment of the
delightful tyi>e humanity can show us. its hydrochloride has properties like
Waateff to Be Bare.
those of cocaine, and It produces a more
home and his childhood, tbe exponent
—Saturday Review.
“And you’re really a lord?” said the dumdum bullet for frontier lighting.
lasting effect. The base is obtained maldeu.
of all that he knows of humor and
*
Part Bftte luaue of the charger rid
from an Indian plant (Gasu basu)
“Of course. Do you think I'm an den by tbe 1 Hike of Wellington at the
pathos. It is full of expressive idioms,
Freak ot a Theaderbolt.
whose leaves were some time since em impostor?"
battle of Waterloo has been sold In
pithy proverbs and pawky expressions,
The annals of a French academy of
ployed In dentistry. The alkaloldal hy
"No; oh, no. but papa says one can't London.
like those so dear to the lowland Scot,
sclen<-e tell of a tailor’s adventure with
drochloride is a yellow, amorphous, hy be too cautious these days. Would
and yet it is not a language, for it has
a thunderbolt. He lived in a house pro
One hundred and fifty steel wagons,
droscopic powder, easily soluble In you mind bringing me one of those ab
no literature.
vided
with
two
chimneys
—
one
for
a
each of 80,000 pounds capacity, have
«««<
water.
A
solution
of
one-tenth
or
two-
The second of tbe three Dutch lan- I • rU8b f°r the door in an attempt to
stracts of title I bear so much about been ordered In Leeds, England, for
fireplace and the other for a stove, the
“Buttercup”—Line your bat with latter not in use. During a thunder tenths per cent produces marked and twfore I give you my answer?”—Chica
guages referred to might be called “ec- I break it down, but failed; then they
South Africa.
persistent
anaesthesia
of
the
cornea.
A
cleslastieal Dutch," or, if you like, Af- I tore around to tbe rear door, where they white lace or cblflbn aud trim with storm a tremendous report was beard,
go Post.
Some of tbe employees on Sir Red-
one-tenth
per
cent
solution
brushed
on
rican Dutch. It is tbe language of Hol- I gained access and poured into the room black velvet ribbon aud blue lorget-me- and every body thought that the bouse
vers Buller's Devonshire I England) es
the mucous membrane of the Cheek
His
Opportaaity.
had
been
struck
by
lightning.
Instant
land as that language was written like a crowd of hoodlums. Am glad iiote. It will be girlish aud very pretty.
tate have been In the same service for
about 200 yeara ago. It is the language I
that Professor Carey stood up in
ly a blue flaming ball dropped into the has a like effect. Solutions exceeding
over fifty years.
live-tenths
per
cent
produce
ulceration
of the Dutch Bible and very much re
tireplace and rolled out into the room,
To pay for tlie reorganization of the
the middle of the floor and denounced
BRIEF REVIEW
sembles our own authorized version In
seemingly about six indies above the of the cornea, and a 2 per cent solution
Korean army the government has de
their conduct as being the most ungen-
Its simplicity and directness of style.
floor. The excited tailor ran around the causes ulcerative keratitis In dogs and
cided to put an additional tax of $20
The Marble Quarries.
It is the language of tbe Dutch psalm . tlemanly he bad ever seen the college
room, the ball of Are playing aliout his rabbits which lasts ten days, during
per acre on land.
and Gesang liooks and of the devotion- I boys guilty of, but it didn't phase them
At frequeut intervals you see the old feet. Suddenly it rose above bls bead which period the amestbesla also lasts.
Fifty dollars is to be given every
al works of old Dutch divines, which lone bit Mrs. Nation beat a hasty re disused Roman quarries—disused prob and moved off toward the stovepipe Subcutaneous Injections apparently do
Russian soldier and sullor now on the
not
produce
atuestbesla.
The
general
make up the balance of the Dutch treat and secured her valise and cloak, ably on account of the poor color of the hole in the celling, which laid a piece
active list who served in the Busso-
farmers' literature. In it are also writ- I but some ruffian stole her bonnet as a marble, writes G. Bt. John Hart in of pai>er pasted over it. The ball moved effect is that of a paralyzing poison.
Turkish war twenty-five years ago.
Experts are of the opinion that Its
ten many traVts and a few devotional souvernir, and I wish the faculty could Pearson’s, in describing the Roman straight through the paper and up the
About 47 per cent of the men an
works by living ministers of tbe Dutch flud out who lt waa and make the cuI.
chimney. When near the top, It ex chief use will be in dentistry.
quarries.
As you climb higher you
nually enlisted pass into tbe British
Reformed church. To the Boer wherev
ploded
and
tore
the
chimney
into
thou
prit wear it every day for six mouths hear constant reports of blasting; at
The Original Trust Baiter.
reserve after three years’ service and
er you find him lt Is the language of
sands of fragments. The sight of the
during
school hours.
I warrant it first a deep “boom,” followed by a
At the present time, when rumors are
about 40 per cent after seven years'
his church and of bls religion. This Is
debris left by the explosion showed the
service.
tbe Dutch language which tbe leaders would break him of stealing souvenirs. sound like the rattle of musketry, family what would have been the con rife concerning tbe existence of "rings"
It baa been decided by the B'lglan
of the Dutch Afrikander party are de She gave those boys some pretty hard vastly multiplied by tbe echoes. Tbe sequences bad it exploded while on ita for maintaining high prices for the
food of the people, lt is Interesting to
government not to work tbe state coal
termined to preserve. It Is never spo hits, and if they had one spark of man first visible sign of the operation is gyrating passage through the room.
see
how
such
persons
were
dealt
with
mines in the Campine district, but to
ken by Afrikanders among themselves, liness smothered in their breastB it tbe sight of tbe masses tumbling
in tbe good old times. In 1548 was
Increase tbe taxatlou payable by the
however, and it is never written gram ought to have made them mortally
Lears From the Animals.
down the mountain side, thirty and
passed "the bill of conspiracies of vic-
colliery companies.
matlcally by them in their correspond ashamed of themselves. She addressed
Learn of the animals. The horse
fifty-ton blocks looking like pebbles.
tualers and craftsmen,” and it enacted
Bandmaster Landfried, who has died
ence. Tbe Boer has no fear that his them on the subject of ‘Rum and Its
teaches us to be silent under punish
"that as of late divers sellers of vict
The distances are enormous, but the
at Hove, England, aged sixty-eight,
"Huis-taal," Cape Dutch, will die out.
ment and patient In suffering. From
Evils
’
,
and
the
gallery
gods,
true
to
uals,
not
content
with
moderate
and
animated black specks oue knows to be the lion we learn bravado. From the
was oue of the trumpeters of tbe Bev-
but fears that his children will forget
enter-nth lancers who sounded the
or neglect to learn the language of his the name they have gained In ail places men are clearly silhouetted against tlie cat we learn to prowl at night. From reasonable gain, bave conspired to »«»11
of amusement, made their noisy com surrounding whiteness.
church and of hie forefathers.
charge at Balaklava.
Bometlimg the dog we learn liow to be fulthful to them at unreasonable prices, * * * if.
“Prove it”
The third Dutch language might be ments. Her remark that her temporary like a black ant suddenly makes its a friend. The camel teaches us absti after the 1st of March next any butch
Ou being brought iuto court at Blr-
“
How
can
I?
”
called modern literary or “high Dutch" residence had been in some fourteen appearance and blows a sonorous nence. The elephant teaches us bow to ers, brewers, bakers, poulterers or
“Jump overboard, and if that man mlngbam, England, a prisoner com
fruiterers
conspire,
promise
or
make
—that is. the language written and jails brought such a round o! applause blast on a horu; other horns—num be calm iu adversity. Tbe hlpjiopota-
plained that he could not have any
oaths, they shall for the first offense eating shark gets you I will believe breakfast because tbe poliee bad taken
spoken by educated Hollanders of to that she acknowledged it by stating
bers of them—take up tbe warning mus teaches us repose. Tbe sby little forfeit £10, or twenty dayB’ imprison that you are a man.”
day. It is florid, iuvolved in construc that she knew they cheered because she
possession of bls false teeth.
note, tbe sound gradually dying away rabbit teaches us bow to die without a ment on bread and water; for tbe sec
tion and very artificial in style as com
Because Hungarians were attacked
Point of View.
got out, and that she went to jail to in the distance. Then more ants are murmur. Tbe antelope teaches us the ond offense £20 or the pillory, and for
pared with tbe language of tbe Dutch
foolishness of idle curiosity. The hop
Mrs. Newrlcb (iu art store)—What! In certain passages of bls book an au
keep
them
out
ot
hades.
At
the
con
the
third
offense
£40
and
tbe
pillory,
visible
swarming
to
the
shelter
of
a
Bible, its pronunciation has also
toad teaches us the evils of gluttony.
A thousand dollars for that little pic thor has been sentenced in Hungary to
changed considerably In tbe Interval, clusion of the lecture the boys crowded bomb-proof or casemate. Alter the last The ant teaches us industry and wis with tbe loss of one of tbeir ears.” If
eight montbs’ imprisonment and or
ture?
any
such
conspiracy
was
entered
into
and even an educated Dutch speaking out and waited for Carrie but she had horn has ceased sounding not a sou) is dom in council. Tlie ben teaches us to
Dealer—Yes. ma'am. You see. it's dered to pay about $400 lu dne aud
by
tbe
company
of
vlctualers,
its
cor
Afrikander listening to a voluble Hol been carried out the rear door and tobeseeu; then comes tbe boom, the go in out of the wet (yet I have seen
done in oil. and genuine oil paintings costs.
lander can hardly make bead or tail spirited away to Oakland; meanwhile rattle and the failing pebbles, and fool liens which did not know the dif poration was to be dissolved.—London
are rather expensive.
the disastrous effects of tbe drought
Chronicle.
of wbat be is saying.—Scotsman.
the boys annoyed the police by throw presently the ante swarm out a^aln, ference between sunshine and rain).
Mrs. Newrlcb—Yea. I suppose so. The in New South Wales may be judged
ing eggs.
apparently from all sides, and proceed Some men might learn of bogs how to Yet the King Liked Sousa's Band. oil trust monopoly Is certainly getting from tbe fact that a meat preserving
A Leaesd Aboet Cats.
.
»»»»
be gentlemen.—New York Press.
In the words of the song, who is Sou to be something terrific.—Chlcugo News. company at Albury has purchased 120,-
The ancient Greeks thought that all I
to drill more holes and put in fresh
sa, what is he that all the agents com
000 sheep at from sixpence to a shil
creatufes except cats had souls and I
Of c00™* thl" row<,y •>»e«>eut did blasts. The men must love the sound
The Missionary Apple Tree.
mend him? He is the conductor of
ling per head.
Effective.
thut that animal lost Its soul through a not consist of all the students by a great of that horn, for it means a ten minutes’
In the rectory garden of PysfoiH, near what is called a military band; he
Before tbe tomb of the late Cecil
Bjenks—Do you believe In tbe posai
bargain made between a bridge archl-1 deal. Tbe well-behaved aud gentle- loaf for them.
Woking, England, there stands what comes from America, for which great
billty of tbe cure of disease by sugges Rhodes, in tbe Matoppo bills, Rhodesia,
/
teet and the devil. Tlie architect had manly students were vastly in tbe
Is familiarly known as the missionary country, so I learned from a press para
was sealed up several pieces of granite
tlon?
besought the devil to get his heli» in majority I am happy to say, for the
apple tree. The tree Is a large one and graph lately, he has written a uational
G m Engines.
BJInks—Why, certainly. I was feel were taken as relics from tbe walla of
constructing an exceedingly dangerous oradit of the fatherg and motheni as
of
a
good
age
and
has
been
so
named
anthem cr march, and he has been and ing pretty sick last week, and my wife tbe chamber. One of these has Just ar
Probably it is a queetiou In theiuitids
bridge structure and his Satanic maj- we„ a„ for thenifH.lves and California
for the reason that for many years may be now playing in London. I at
of most engineers whether or not tbe
suggested that I go to a doctor, and 11 rived in Ixmdou.
esty only consented to lend aid on con-
...
,
...
,
past
it
has
been
tbe
custom
of
the
rec
ditlon that the first creature to cross it aud
“»iven.lty we are all gas engine can as yet be economically
tended one of his concerts recently and cured me right away. — Somerville
As they are "dangerous aud mischiev
tor of tbe parish to collect the fruit, am now slowly recovering; not that his
should lose its soul.
80 Proud of- 1 m «*«««1of those boys substituted for the steam engine in
(Mass.) Journal.
ous creatures, accustomed to sting man
sell it in the best market and devote band is at all a bad one. On the con
This was agreed upon, the bridge who »ct like hoodlums, Polly, and so is moderately large-.iized power plant*. the proceeds to the missionary socie
kind,” no one has a right to keep bees
Slandering s Noble Profession.
trary, it seemed to me quite as good as
finished In due time and tbe devil sent I everybody else who baa the interest of
in unreasonable numbers or in an lm-
That in tbe hands of a number of ties of tbe Church of England. Quite a those that play by order of the London
Caller (behind tbe scenes)—You have pro|>er place, so tbe Dublin king's
to the opi>osite side to await his prey, the State and this Institution at heart. builders the large gas engine has large sum of money has been raised
county council in public parks. The been doing this kind of work for twen bench has decided.
The shrewd architect took good care to Why do these boya think they are
in
this
way.
and
the
apples,
which
are
send a eat over before any human be-1 privileged characters to be insulting, reached a point where itcan fairly rival of tbe Blenheim orange variety, always Americans are, they themselves state, ty years and acting the part of the vil
It is estimated that the Eskimo pop
the steam engine in reliability and good
a great people, and apparently they lain all that time?
Ing was allowed to cross. On learning
,nd rud juBt lxK.aUBe th
ulation of Alaska, I.abrador aud Green
find a ready sale at excellent prices like great noises. In no other country
Veteran
Actor
—
Yes,
rather
more
running qualities there can be nodoubt,
or the bargain the cat recroaaed tbe I._____ .
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among the gentry and farmers of tbe in the world but America could Sousa than twenty years. I was a real detec land has declined from 30,000 in 1880
bridge and scratched the architect .
°
and, as eugine-runuers become better district.
to 15,000 at tbe present time owing to
eyes out
I greatest institutions ot learning in the accustomed to tbe new moter, com
and his band have gained the reputa tive before I went on tbe stage.—Chlca
the thinning out of the seal, walrus,
go Tribune.
tion
they
have
there.
—
Musical
Critic
United States? Why shouldn’t the plaints on this score will rapidly dt-
African Natives and Salt.
polar bear and other sour<-es of food
Ether llrlnkta« Io Raaala.
London Saturday Review.
same privilege be given our high-school crease. In point of fuel rconomy, as is
To obtain salt the Bakalulua and oth
Quickest Way.
supply.
Tbe habit of ether drinking is known
students? Tbe latter would be arrested well known, a gas engine of moderate er African uatives burn banana leaves
Mr. Kidder—People say that it Is
Tbe Royal academy was 134 years
Aa Irish laserlptlow.
to be prevalent in some parts of Rus
order
iu size is on a parity with the largest and and certain grasses and, collecting the
Perhaps one of the most curious col Impossible to find a needle in a bay old on Dec. 10, having been founded io
sia, also in east Prussia, and all the ef -. on short
.
. , if , they
„ should
. . indulge
.
asheB,
place
them
in
a
large
funnel
in
1708 by King George 111., who nomi
forts of the authorities to combat the 18UC^ cou”uc'>
*11 probability they most completely equipped triple-ex pan-
lections of mural inscriptions in Ire stack, but they're wrong.
geniously made from large banana
Mrs. Kidder—How would you go nated thirty-six academicians and ap
evil have hitherto been almost fruit- would
suspended and it would take sion steam engine.
land, where they abound, is to he found
leaves. Through this they percolate
pointed Joshua Reynolds, who was
about It?
less. An idea of the extent to which mouths to straighten out matters and
in the ancient city of Galway.
water aud then evaporate tbe filtered
Mr. Kidder—Walk across the stack knighted on tbe occasion, to be tbe first
tbe habit prevails may be gathered I explain to parents and teachers just
It has four gates, we are Informed In
Driest Spot on Earth.
water by boiling, obtaining a fairly
from records given in the Russian how they came to be guilty of the con
"House Mottoes and Inscriptions,” fac in my stocking feet.—Denver Repub president. Sir E. J. Poynter is but tbe
The reputation of being tbe driest white salt composed of a very small ing respectively north, south, east and lican.
tenth holder of bls distinguished post
newspapers of a recent accident which duct unbecoming a hoy of gentlemanly
amount
of
chloride
of
sodium
and
tlon.
west, and on each was a precatory
occurred at a place called Trossno. Instinctsand good home training. *'T a spot on earth is claimed by many spots
Practicing Up.
in many climes The latest claimant is very large amount of chlorate of potash motto. That facing north bore the
Electricity is taking tbe place of gas
Ether is drunk by farmers on festive
“That fellow is making an awful fust
a poor rule that don’t work both ways’,
Payta, iu Peru, a place about five de and other salts. I’rior to the advent of words:
and ether In dental extraction. Tbe
occasions, when It appears to be con
trying to get those tight gloves on. isn't
tbe traders aud the missionaries this
Polly.
”
current, which is of tbe form called
sumisi In pailfuls. A farmer, celebrat-
From the ferocious O'Flaherty»,
grees south of the equator, on the coast
her
was tbe ouly salt they bad to satisfy
Good Lord, deliver us!
high frequency. Is applied to the Jaw
lug Ills son's wedding, in the fullness
that has risen forty feet in historic the natural craving of a vegetable eat
“Doesn't seem to understand it very
On the east gate:
where tbe operator desires to render it
of hla hospitality got in two pailfuls of
Then this little lady rocked to and times. Professor David G. Fairfield, a ing people.
well, for a fact, but with a little prac
Insensible by means of a heat appara
ether. During tlie process of decaut- fro and silently dreamed of the chivalry
From the devilish O’Dalys,
recent visitor, reports having reached
tice he'll get his band In."—Baltimore
The Worship of the Moo».
Good Lord, defend us!
tus, and the patient feels uothlng more
iug the ether Into bottles a violent ex that has passed, but which gave such a
News.
there in February just after a rain of
The Moslem still slaps bls bands at
than a slight beating of tbe affected
plosion tisik plate, by which six chil
On the south gate:
rosy glow to the memory of the days in more tbau twenty-four hours, the first
tbe sight of tbe uew moon and mutters
part. This method is much safer than
dren were killed and one ndult danger
She Took It.
From the cutthroat O'Kellys,
which
she
danced
the
minuet
with
the
of eight years. The average interval a prayer, although the Koran appears
ously and fourteen others more or less
Good Lord, save and keep uat
Dr. Youngman—My dear young Ihdy. gas. cocaine and other ana-stbetics.
severely injured.—British Medical Jour knight of her choice. Beautiful days between two showers is seven years. to forbid tbe practice in the words,
A boot scraping and cleaning ma
And on tbe west gate:
you must take exercise for your health,
were those, and she smiles aashe thinks Bea fogs are common. Of about nine "Bend not in adoration of the sun or
nal.
Miss 8weete—Thanks for the advice, chine Is one of tbe coutrivam-es for en
From the murderous O'Maddens,
Nami»a a T«w«.
I of a summer day In her life when she species of plants noticed seven wete moon.” Herodotus accuses the ancient
Good Lord, preserve us!
doctor. I will certainly jump at the abling us to do without the servant
According to a local tradition, proba-1 plighted her troth to her knight of tbe
girl. There are scrapers for taking off
first offer.—New York Times.
annuals and their seeds must have re Persians of being moon worshipers.
The Mystery of Attest!».
the cakes of mud that stick to one's
bly Invented, Sayville, N. Y., received minuet. Bbe loves to tell of thoae days mained dormant in the ground for and. though they denied the practice,
the following passage from the Zend
The fascinating legend, which has
its mime in a peculiar fashion. The |—the bridal dav that rolled oq apace,
footgear uiiu a rotating urusti for fin
•— - Q-wlek Cwwclwstuik.
eight years. In spite of the lack of A vesta would seem to be conclusive: led to many speculative theories and
MHtiefs were gathered in debate upon the careful training of her own sons and rain, the long-rooted Peruvian cotton is
“I see that one Pennsylvania < convict ishing the proc-ess. The bristles of the
“We sacrifice to the new moon, the fantastical stories, of tbe existence of fatally assaulted another.”
brush touch a rod as they go round, so
tbe shore, trying to agree upon a name daughle„, the flight of her darlings
grown in the dried-up river bed, fur holy and master of holiness; we sacri a great and populous continent In the I
for the place, and one after another I
„
I
In that they come back to the boot quite
“They must bave some bad men
proposed his suggestion with, "Say. f
7“ home-nest to make nishing crops that yield subsistence fice to the full moon, the holy and mas Atlantic ocean west from the strait of
that penitentiary.” — Cleveland I Plain clear of dust. The machine Is ea»ll,v__
ter of pollne»« ”
how 11 this do?” Af«er mspy
homes of thelr °»n- Here “>• brt?ht to th* natives.
Gibraltar »wwaJoie!!? -occupies the s.t
operated.
Dealer.
tlon« had bepn rejected some one bar I P^ur® ceaaea until she can catch a
tention of men of science. Such an oc
A police tricycle is one of the latest
P»»et»ality a Thief of Time.
casion took place at a meeting of the
Roman Bronze Coins.
ren of imagination but sensitive of ear glimpse of the land beautiful through
SaffletenL
examples of the utilitarian purposes to
propoasd that the oft repeated word I the gates ajar, for the sable mautle of
Mr. Max Hecht writes: "On Thurs Royal Irish academy In November,
“I don't believe that half tbe stories which tbe ubiquitous cycle la now be
The most valuable col lection of bronze
tbe gossips tell are true.”
"Say” lie made tbe first syllable of the grief fell upon her joyous heart when Roman coins ever dispersed at auction day of last week at 3:30, the hour fixed when tbe Atlantis problem was dis
ing put. a company having brought out
for the rehearsal of Trial by Jury,’ I cussed by Dr. R. F. Scharff, who con
“Neither do I.” answered Miss Cay
name ami that "vllle" be added as the her knight passed out of her life, leavi
was sold lately in Ixindon. It belonged met Mr. Gilbert at the stage door of tended that the evidence showed tila t enne. "But balFs a plenty."—Washing a tandem tricycle Intended for the uae
se.’oml syllable The Ide. took, and, lng her with only pleasant memories of
of two policemen and for tbe convey,
to E. Bisot, and the 420 lota yielded the Lyric and congratulated him on his tbe fauna of the Atlantic Islands was ton Star.
says tbe legend, then and there the I »u __ *
j
l
a nee of a prisoner, tlie latter being ac
settlement was christened Sayville.
P?1 “d “ long'"« for the
wheu $7026. It included the finest known punctuality. 'Don’t,' he replied. 'I have mainly derived from a former land
commodated on a seat behind tire front
'
1 they shall be reunited.
The
Responsibility
PlneeS.
loot
more
time
through
being
punctual
connection
with
Portugal
and
Morocco
specimen of the sestertius, with bust
rider, bls feet being shackled In stir
“
So
their
marriage
was
a
failure."
Fevered the Cterleet.
aaaa
than
through
anything
else.
’
’
’
—
London
Dr. Scharff also defended the theory of
portrait of Diadumenian, A. D. 217,
rups hanging from the rear axle and
M. A. P.
“Not at all. Marriage Is all right, It
“So ye're goln’ ty make yer b*y a mu-
a land bridge, in the same latitudes,
I am always glad to note the steps which brought $100.
bis wrists securely held by handcuffs
alelan,'' said Mr. Rafferty.
connecting Europe and America and was the man and the woman who wer» fastened to the tubing forming tbe
. „ _ ,
.
.takenlby the Women's Improvement
laKtels.
"I am.” r------------ ---
“ ‘
failures.
’
’
—
Philadelphia
Press.
persisting
until
mlocene
times.
After fourteen years’ study of the
arms of the seat in which he la placed.
m
Enrolling Officer—Wbat is your name?
goln’ ty have ’Im learn ty play tbe
Redding Is right in line In the good monkey race Professor Garner baa come
Short Orest Mrs.
Recruit—Owen Espy Casey.
rlarinet.”
*
Better Left CnaaM.
The SrsMtrr.
Oliver Cromwell, Claverhouse and
Enrolling Officer (with evident irrita
“Why don't yes learn 'im the vI'llnF cause and the ladies are making active to the conclusion that their vocabulary
Mrs. Homer—You can’t go home
Jim—Would you call a man who
Mebemet
All
must
be
content
to
take
io
not
large
enough
to
hurt.
tion)
—
Shoot
a
few
of
those
initials!
preparations
to
carry
out
extensive
"Because 1 want 'Im ty have every
while It is raining so. Stay and have
it out in brains, for they all lacked steals another man's funny stories or
O. N. 8. P. K. C. wbat?—Chicago Trib dinner with us.
advantage A vl'lln makes fine music, plans for the bet terment of their town.
The
hunting
of birch saplings suitable une.
inches. Two of these great names nat his plots and uses them a literary
but a clarinet Is a heap more ty be de One of the first Important steps is the
Mr. Witless—Oh, no. thank you. It
urally suggest that of another famous thief?
pl nd rd on in a scrimmage.”—Washing improvement of the sidewalk oo the for barrel hoops in the Maine woods
that.
—
Chicago
Isn't as bad as all
Jams- No. I would call him a second
■■re Tblasr.
soldier and usurper, Napoleon Bona
occupies 2000 men.
ton Star.
north side of Tehama street, along
“Name the world's greatest com News.
parte. I-e petit corporal, as his men story man.—Baltimore Herald.
which shade trees are being planted.
poser.” said the musical instructor.
lovingly called him, stood about five
Cheap Life Bavlag.
Casey's Gansraos Girt.
Owl».
“Chloroform,” promptly replied tbe
feet (French) In his stockings, say 5
Bill-Tbe lifesaver baa a thankless
"When Mr. Casey died, be left all he It la to be cleared of rocks, gravellad,
“
Isn
’
t
that
merely
Idle
gossip
r
young man who had studied medicine.
and put in excellent condition at tbe
had to tbe orphan asylum.”
"Gossip, my deer.” answered Miss feet 1% in English. In stature tbe Iron task.
jjfrndeed! That was nlca of him. club’s expense Aa this sidewalk la tbe
Job—Why. I saw a man offer him a
Cayenne, “la never Idle It is the most Duke beat him by about six inches,
If society took better care of Its poor
Wnat did he leave?"
main route for pedestrians going to and
Industrious thing on earth.”-*-Washing while tbe 5 feet 4 of Nelson place him dollar yesterday for saving bls life.
The Philippines are rich in timber,
out of Jail there would be leas need of
midway or thereabouts between tbe
Bill--Perhaps that was all be thought
"His twelve children.1
/ J
from the Redding cemetery It will be of hetnp, rubber and tobacoo.
ton Star.
jails or jailers.—Boston Transcript
victor and tbe victim of Waterloo.
It was worth —Town aud Country.
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I
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Wheu tbe prveeut king of Furtugal
was a youth of eeveulevu, 1»» vUiiad
Ixmdou and there mat Hlr Edwin lain!
seer, Being very fond of ualuntl tote
tory, tbe young king was delighted tn
meet the great animal painter, Slid said
so.
King Carlos spoke English very well,
says tbe author of "Some Eighteenth
Century Men of Letter»,” but like all
Itersous who bnve learned a language
by grammar and dictionary he used
words in au equivocal sense.
“I am so glad to make your acquaint
ance, Sir Lamlaeer," be said with much
enthusiasm. “I am so fond of beasts."
Ijiudseer accepted tbe compliment as
it was Intended and always protested
that with one exception it was the
greatest be bad ever received. Tbe ex
ception came from a dog seller who
was walking along a Loudon street
with a terrier under his arm. Ioiud-
seer, as always, was attracted by the
bright little face.
“His ears are not cropped.” be ob-
served.
“No, sir,” replied the dog aeller.
“Landseer says ears ought not to be
cropped.”