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HINTS FOR FARMERS PEOPLE OF THE DAY fOR THE HOUSEWIFE Plaatla* Cara. NevaA**« New Senator. A writer tn the Iowa Homestead say» that in North Carolina corn la planted in rows six feet apart aud one foot in the rows and that a writer says 254 bushels per acre have been grown in that way. The Iowa man la misin formed. The famous 254 bushel crop grown In South Carolina year» ago was, we have understood, really two crops, the flrat crop belug planted early aud alx feet apart between the rows, and when thia waa laid by another planting waa made midway between the rows. The early crop was cut out when glazed and the aeeoud crop culti vated aud matured. The common method in the south is to plant the tall •growing coru six feet apart each way and oue stalk In a hili. Corn planted In thia way and making but oue eat per atalk cannot make a big crop even ou stroug laud. The great need of th« southern coru grower is a proper breed Ing of coru to a more dwarf atature, ao that It can be planted closely. Thlt baa been done at the North Carolina College of Agriculture, and corn plant ed in rows 3 feet 8 Inches apart and rather thickly In the rows mad« eighty-eight bushels per acre on up land that a few years previous would not have made over ten bushels with the ordinary planting aud tall corn with single ears. Fully as much im provement can be made in other sec tions by a study of the whole plant as Indicated above.—Practical Farmer. Professor E. F. Ladd of the chemical Hon. Francis G. Newland», who has been chosen by the legislature of Ne department of the North Dakota Agri vada to succeed Senator John P. Jones, cultural college says: "I do not care to pose as an alarmist whose term expires March 4. Is a Dem ocrat. He steps to ine senate from the >r to Injure the business of any aian, house, where be Las beeu hie state's but brought continually as 1 am tn representative since IMIS. Mr. New- contact with the existing conditions lands was born In Natchez, Miss., and aud knowing the barm that comes from Is fifty-five years of age. He attended the use of these pnxlucts I feel that Yale, but aid not graduate, leaving In the public Is entitled to know the facts. “From a small quantity of preserved the middle of the Junior year to enter Columbia I aw school. He was admit strawberries. jam or jellies, about ted to the bar In the District of Colutn- what one might eat at a single meal. I have extracted enough aiiillue dye to color a piece of flannel four Inches square a bright red. From a teaspoon ful of lemon extract I have taken as much picric acid as physicians would be likely to prescribe in two doses. 1 have recently examined, for example, what purported to be blackberry jelly made from paste, possibly a little Jelly added, colored with coal tar dyes, pre served with formalin aud sweetened with glucose. “Should not some steps be taken to enforce the pure food law? “Similar violation* occur In most states.” A Smokeless Fryi>* Paa. Cattla* Cera. There has been great loss in the feed ing value of corn fodder by reason ot delay in cutting. I use a corn binder and cut when many of the tops of the corn are still green. Just as soon as the busks are dry and the corn will keep In ahocka begin cutting. If there la any doubt as to the curing of the corn, I let the bundles lie on the ground a day or two before setting up. No de vice Is needed to make the shocks stand up except a little twine. I plant In check row«, 3 feet 8 inches each way, and make shocks twenty bills square, or 400 hills to the shock. Set up four bundles, placing them well apart at the bottom, and tie the top; then set up the corn evenly all around. When finished, tie again as follows: With a rope having a ring on one end draw the shock up tightly; then tie above the rope with binder twine, aft erward removing the rope. If this work is well doue, there will be no down shocks. With four mules and a good driver we cut eight to ten acres a day.—J. D. Clardy in American Agri culturist. For Fighting Cnbbnge Worms. Boon we will have trouble with the cabbage worm, green and striped. Then spraying, dusting, sprinkling and torch burning will be in order. Kero sene emulsion used with a sprayer will kill the worms and is otherwise harm less. The same may be said of Persian insect powder, tobacco powder, etc. Hot water, even at boiling heat, may be sprinkled on without damage to anything but worms, but if the water is at or near boiling heat a sprinkling nozzle should be used that has very fine perforations, and the sprinkler should be held ata distance of two and a half to three feet. In passing In flue streams from sprinkler to cabbage the water Is sufficiently cooled to prevent injury to the plants. The gasoline torch Is probably the most effective and expeditious method known for killing cabbage worms, as the flame may be brought in contact with the underside of the leaves. This Instru ment Is largely used by market gar deners. Glaves* Caltare. Ginseng Is slow. From seed planted thia year you cannot get roots to mar ket until Wil. The seed costs $7.50 per ounce, and oue year roots cost 10 cents each. To plant one acre a foot and one-half each way will cost $2,000, or forty ounces of seed will cost $300. At the end of eight years' labor and care. If you have extra luck and lose uo plants, you will have 3,500 pounds of roots, worth $5.50 per pound. If price keeps up. or $18,700. Of course. If you grow the roots twice as thick as this estimate the first cost will be doubled and also the returns. Figure for yourself what it will coat per year to keep an acre shaded, weed ed, cultivated and watered when nec essary.—American Gardener. HON. FRANCIS O NBWLANDH. He practiced law tn San Francis co until 1886, when he became trustee of the estate of the late William Shar on. formerly i’nltcd States senator from Nevada. Mr. Newlands removed to Reno, Nev., and has since been prominently identified with the inter ests of the state. He lias been for years one of the leading authorities up on the subject of irrigation and an ad vocate of measures providing for gov ernmental systems of irrigation in the arid regions of the west. Remember that if your cattle, bogs or horses have ticks or lice or your sheep have ticks or scab you have to supply the vermin as well as the animals with food. Is It profitable to feed ticks, lice, etc.? If not. why not get rid of them? Spain'» New Premier. Spain Is hoping for great things from her new prime minister. Senor Francis co Sllvela. and she seems to have good reason for so doing. The statesman who for the second time is succeeding the lamented Sagasta In the premier ship is a man of decidedly uncommon character and gifts. It is true that Senor Sllvela, when first chosen to dl rect the national destinies, held office only for a short time, but that was less his fault than the fault of the times. He became prime minister just when the whole country was tingling with shame over Its defeat at the bands of ■ America and over the cession of the | Philippines, and few men could have satisfied the demands of all the con tending factions. Now. however, the situation in Spain Is quite evidently on the mend, and Senor Sllvela has almost every thing in bis favor. A man of marked talenti. * CONSERVES THS SAVORY ODORS Ing. The Inner pan has a wire tray I d the bottom, which can lie lifted out. Meats cooked in this utensil have all the savory odors closed In during the cooklnK- The Rian la the Cake. It is the custom at some social gath erings to mix various objects, such as coins, rings, thimbles, etc., In a cake to furnish amusement to the guests. There are two objections to this custom as ordinarily carried out — some of the metal articles may not be perfectly clean, and there Is the risk that the smallest among them may be swal lowed. The best plan is to twist each article in a bit of oiled paper, which will preveut risks from either cause. Lee Mattia* I* Sa 1er. A Cesakiaatloa Jelly. SENOR FRANCISCO SILVELA. be has had an extraordinarily thorough political training. His Integrity baa made him respected everywhere. He Is a convincing and eloquent orator and so brilliant a writer as to have becu made a memtier of the Spanish acade my. He la well to do In hla own right, and his wife is a daughter of the re nowned Spanish capitalist, the Mar quis de Ixtring. Senor Sllvela Is a uatlve of Madrid. He is a lawyer by profession, having been admitted to the bar at an unusu ally early age. Gettla* Evea. Mrs. von Blumer—We must have the Blggsbys to dinner. We owe them one Von Blumer—Of course. We passed an awful dull evening there, and It 1» nothing more than right that they should pass ODe here.—Brooklyn Life. Makis* 1« Esay. "You never allow yourself to dead a book until yoa have read a review of it? Why le that?" “Well. I prefer to use only predlgeet- ed mental food.” A WOMAN’S VIEWS ON THE SUBJECT Of OSCULATION. Tbow Ns* t»®« Wkoas * Medeet Maldea War Lavish Klaaee Wltkeal Coatpuaellea aad Thuae Toward Wheas Sb* Sbaald Play tbs Miser. There are still occasions, however rare, when inactivity, much as it has fallen Into disfavor, continues to be masterly. Wiieu a modest maiden Is In doubt as to whether or no she should kiss or allow herself to be kissed by any man not related to her by close ties of consanguinity, she best displays her wisdom by giving herself, not him. the beuefit of the doubt and so refrain ing from osculation. Au absolutely safe list of men whom It is allowable to kiss might be com piled from the list given in the Book of Common Prayer of persons whom It is forbidden to marry. There can be no possible Impropriety In any woman’s belug kissed by her father, grandfather, brother, uncles, etc., whenever occa sion may offer. Still, public opinion Is much less In favor of kissing than of yore, aud affectionate greetings are no longer considered good form in mar ket places or what answers for them In the present generation. To the prayer book may be added cousins within the degrees forbidden In marriage by the Roman Catholic church, but these in moderation. The young man cousin who la greedy in the matter of kisses from hla pretty cousin is not to be trusted. He Should be denied And set aside and mortified. Kisses of greeting or parting, of good night, good moruiug and of congratu lation are still general, although by no means so frequent as they were for merly. Indeed, kissing as a practice Is much less popular than it once was. Between doctors and the moralists it is constantly falling more and more Into disfavor, while, still more fatal, Fash ion, with a big F, sets her face as a flint against all demonstrations of feel ing as ill bred. All the same, the man who becomes engaged to be married, as a usual thing, expects a kiss from his fiancee to seal the bargain, not for publication, so to say, but as a guarantee of good faith on her part. If she is willing to promise to marry him, he reasons, she ought to be willing to let him kiss ber. Moreover, he desires a kiss or kisses upon general principles as something to which he Is entitled by the unwrit ten law of tradition. On the other hand, me party of the second part has herself to consider in the matter. A woman should be sure of her own bona fide intentions of matrimony and dou bly sure of those of her lover before she sets such a sign and seal to the contract. Engagements of marriage are by no means lrrefragible, and she who kisses least Is likely to have least cause for future regret. At all events a prudent woman will wait until the engagement is announced before she permits any kissing. There are men who have serious objections to marry ing any woman who has been engaged to auother man, for the simple reason that they do not choose that any man shall be able to say of the woman whom they take to wife that he has kissed her as her lover. It matters lit tle, rather more, that the kisses hav.» been given in good faith to an affianced husband. It’s a way men have. Sir, she's yours! You have brushed from the grape Its soft blue; From the rosebud you've shaken the deli cate dew. What you've touched you may take— Matting Is dirty and expensive for continuous wear. For summer, how ever, it Is highly desirable. Those who have carpets cannot do better than to follow the example set by Stephen Gi rard. Each spring this worthy busi ness man had all his carpets taken up. the house cleaned and the floors then covered with matting. The carpets were thoroughly cleaned and were placed In hogsheads for storage till Privilege* Perea*. Caller—Well, the nerve of that I Merchant-What's that? Caller—Why, didn't yoa bear that •nip of a boy referring to yoa as “BUir Merchant—8h I That’s our office boy Bo lone as I can pretend I didn't bear him Ifa all right—Catholic Standard and Timet. Roe Salad«. A shad roe salad needs a pair of roes boiled a half hour in salted water, to which a tablespoonful of vinegar has also been added. Remove from the fire and plunge into ice water. Drain, skin aud slice thin with a silver knife and serve with a French dressing made us follows: Put one and a half tea spoonfuls of salt In a bowl that has been rubbed with a halved onion, cover with pepper, then with cayenne, add six tablespoonfuls of oil and two of vinegar. Before stirring at all add a piece of Ice the size of an egg aud then stir all with a fork for five minutes. Senator Hanaa’a Rheumatism. I liemove the tee and beat until thick. Somebody asked Seuator Hanna If he Uae at OI,ee Garnish the roe sulad was not afraid because of the letter he wl,h P1«*8 of cucumber cut In cubes had from on Ohio pensioner which said •nd “ t®««Poonful of finely chopped the writer had cast a spell of rheuma-1 cbives. tism on the senator because be had not A New Meat Roneter. secured an increase In pension for the The meat roaster shown here Is one Ohioan. of the new things Intended to facil "Pshaw!” said Hanna. “If I could get itate and improve the process of roast rid of my rheumatism by getting pen sions I would camp out at the pension offii-e.” Star ot Seed Grata Imeortaat. Feed Veraria. Shad Mr. Modd’s Nareese. Successful treatment of seed oats to prevent smut by the use of formalin are reported from many quarters. The solution used lias been of various strengths—from one to three ounces of oats are spread upon a floor aud sprin kled and then raked with common garden rakes aud sprinkled again, aud repeat the process for three or four times, or until the oats are thoroughly wetted, and then with shovels heap up for twenty-four hours. Then spread and dry. Dos'» No more horrid odors through the house when cooking is in progress. A smokeless frying pan Is the latest in vention to come to the housekeeper’s aid. There Is a diminutive chimney in one side of the frying pan by which all the odor of cooking Is sucked down in to the stove and, presto, up the chim ney. Tiuy perforations in the lid aid the work. The bole In the bottom of the pan Is on one side, so that it in no way inter feres with anything placed in the pan. It Is also walled around with the ma terial of the pan to the top, so that the careful housewife need not fear that any of the Juices or frying material will eseaiM*. The gases are sucked down through the opening and out through the natural vent, the chim ney. Now that it has been so well done one wonders It was not done be fore. The baue of frying Is the smoke and smell that till the kitchen and In spite of the utmost care ereep all over the house. This Is an effectual remedy. It is Inexpensive too. Representative Mudd of Maryland has frequently been In conflict with the other members of hla delegation over the question of patronage. "At last 1 have succeeded In placing two men without receiving protests from every other member of the delega tion,” declared Mr. Mudd recently. "Who are they? Charles Carroll of Carrollton and John Hanson, two of Maryland's moat distinguished sons.” Mr. Mudd meant the two new bronze statues Maryland has placed In Statu ary hall. Treatmeat ot Seed Oats. In some English experiments com parative teats were made with large and small seed, wheat, oats and beans. The uxAl eiriktu* leouiu Were obtain ed from wheat. The yield from the large seed was almost double that from the small. The difference was less marked with oats, and with beans there was practically no advantage In plant ing large seed. Ad Iterated Food». HOW DOGS FIND THEIR WAY I ETHICS 0E KISSING. A noted "lady killer” of a past gener ation who bad been engaged many times and who boasted to his intimates that no woman had ever refused an of fer of bis band in marriage was once asked why in that case he was still a bachelor. “Because I am waiting until I can find a woman who will not per- mit me to kiss her before we are mar- vied,” he replied. Even though a woman be fully as sured of the inevltablenesa in due time of ber marriage she will be wise not to be too liberal of her caresses. Most things in this world are rated aa valua ble in direct proportion to their rarity. Were diamonds as common as pebbles they would be worth no more commer cially than the common stones of the beach and highway. Moreover, one may have too much of a good thing. King Midas’ story is an old one. “Too much water drowned the miller.” It Is a com mon practice with confectioners to al low a new apprentice all the candy which he or she can eat, certain that in a little while the surfeit of sweet will destroy all taste for sugar in any form. It is human nature essentially to tire of what we have much of aud to prize most the fruit which hangs highest and Is most difficult to obtain. Consequently the woman who Is chary of her favors, who is niggardly even with ber caresses, will find that ber lover values them all the more, and that bls respect, as well as his affec tion, for ber becomes the greater In proportion as he hopes rather than la sure of ber. It has long been a maxim that no man sbail kiss aud tell; never theless, the woman 1« safest by far of whom there la nothing which it were better it were left untold.—Helen Old field In Chicago Tribune. A house wife who has tiled it says that a delicious combination jelly Is made by cooking a half peck each of apples and quinces and a quart of ernn berries together until soft a'ter barely covering with water Strain and to every pint of Juice allow a scant pint After It. of sugar, then proceed as with other “Will your employer be In after din jellies. It Is delicately flavored and a ner?” inquired the visitor of the office beautiful pink in color. boy. “Nope,” was the laconic reply. “What makes you think so?” waa the A device for hanging a group of next query. small framed pictures consists of a “ ’Coz," replied the boy as he pre small bar with brass tipped end* This pared to dodge, “that'« what he went is hung from the high picture molding out after.Judge. of the wall, and the small pictures are suspend«! from It, attached by brass Aa Obedient any. chains. Thia contrivance obviates the Papa—Where is my new pipe? necessity of driving several nails into Small Bon—I—I broke it the wall for the small pictures. Papa Bee here! I told you that If you took my pipe again to blow bub Pat Ralaaeed It. bles with I’d whip you. An Irish soldier attending school, Small Bon—I wasn't biowin' bubbles which la compulsory when starting till with It. I was only smokin' it after an examination has taken place, had great difficulty In bringing a sum Literal. to the cort-ect answer. Mistress What in the world ar« you "You are a shilling out. Magee," said putting ashes on the floor for. Bridget. the Inspector, “therefore you have Bridget—Bhure, ma’am, an’ didn't yea failed again.” say to dooet the parlor?—Town and "Ooh,” said Pat taking a shilling Country. from his pocket, "take this, and It'll The aea anemone la one of the longeat make the sum right. Hurroo! Succeed lived of bumble organlama. One has ed at last!” -8pare Moment* flourished In captivity for fifty years. Evlgeaee That They Faaaaaa reeal- lar Fewer te Gal*» Theas. In the old days of the James river canal a fine setter waa taken by hla master ou a packet boat which was so crowded that the dog was put in the captain's cabin to be out of the way. ■ays the New York Mail and Express ills owner reached his destination aft er nightfall aud had taken ao much wine by that time that he was carried «IT the boat, aud uo oue rememl»ered his setter. Next morning the captain took the dog ou deck with him. but waa mueb afruld he would jump off to the tow- path and try to returu that way, and so handsome an animal would have been in danger of belug stolen. Carlo, however, lay perfectly quiet but with an air of listening that at tracted notice. Toward noon he heard the sound of the horn of a packet com ing from the opposite way, and as the boats passed each other be made a leap and was next beard from as having got off at the place where hla master hud stopped and as havlug gone at once to the house where he was a guest. Could human intelligence have sur passed that? This same dog lay ou hla master’s grave and refused food until be died from starvation. But 1 do not give this as a case In point. A gentleman who lived a hundred miles from a city moved there with all his iiosscHsions, Including a bulldog which bad been raised at his father's home, where be bad hitherto resided. He was locked up in the car with the furniture and In the bustle of unloading disappeared, and two days afterward be reached his former home, coining by an Inland route, as was known by par ties who recognized him, so that he evi dently marked out his own path with out reference to the railroad on which he had been carried away. “D□ UBLE QUICK” LOANS. Great Sum» Oftru Hurriedly Raised by Wall Street Baaki. An interesting question often asked In Wall street concerns the amount of cupltal that a large bank could raise at un hour’s notice. That Is, bow much accommodation could a bank extend a customer unexpectedly confronted with pressing need or for the purpose of financing a big deal. A banker of in ternational experience is authority for the statement that Wall atreet's facili ties in this regard are superior to Lon don's in that a large undertaking could be financed here with much greater dispatch than on the other side. Bald au officer of one of Wall street’s most important bauks: "It Is no trou ble at all nowadays to raise $5,000,000 or $0,000,000 within an hour. I have seen it done too often to think for a moment that it would tax seriously a large bank's resources. Five times that sum, say $25,000,000, can be raised at twenty-four hours' notice. It has been done. Of course no one bank could do it, but the great Wall street institu tions are linked together in such a way as to provide almost unlimited re sources for the financing of any safe deal. The large banks think little of $1,000,000 or $2,000,000 loans them days, whereas in former years they at tracted general attention, for such large amounts were released only after con- siderable negotiation. But that baa all changed now.”—New York Mail and Express. Plctares and the Eye. Sir Thomas Lawrence, an eminent English painter and president of the Itoyal academy, commended the pic tures of a young artist and then said to him: “You have around your room two or three rough, clever, but coarse Flemish sketches. If I were you, I would not allow my eye to become fa miliarized with any but the highest forms of art. If you cannot afford to buy good oil paintings, buy good en gravings of grea't pictures, or have nothing at all upon your walls. "You allow. In Intercourse with your fellows, that 'evil communications cor rupt good manners.’ So Is it with pic tures. If you allow your eye to become familiar with what is vulgar in con ception. however free and dashing the handling and however excellent the feeling for color, your taste will insen sibly become depraved. Whereas, if you habituate your eye to look only on what is pure and grand or refined and lovely, your taste will insensibly become elevated.” Foaad Them Hard to Raise. A great gormand who bad a passion for shellfish Inherited a fine estate and a large sum of money. He had been extravagant, and his friends were greatly rejoiced at his legacy. Mr. H. Barry In "Ivan at Home” tells to what use the money was devoted: I went to town one day and soon learned that the prince was in his a»u- al Impecunious condition. "Where has your legacy gone?" I asked. "Why," he replied, "you know that I am very fond of lobsters, and, having a river on my estate, I thought I would try to acclimatise them there, Ltrt uu fortunately I have spent all the legacy in the attempt without succeeding. I quite forgot the water is not salt.’’ Read 7 Far SaerlUee. Little Vegetarian—Papa, why do you go away again. Why don’t you stay home with mother and me? Papa-But I must go, little daughter, to get bread and butter for you. L. Oh, papa. If you’ll only stay home I’ll eat meatl- Brooklyn Life. SOME QUAINT ENGLISH (LAKE, Pertasweae Idas or the Laa*aa*e 1s • Saak ul -Learala*." MOFFITT " A book as amusing as it is rare la Ju the library of a Wlsaahb-kou student. The work 1» called “O Nova Guls da Couversaeao.” it Is supposed to in struct the Portuguese in English con versation, aud the following, a dia logue headed "For to Ride a Horse,” is the kind of English conversation it sup pilus: “Here is a horse who have a bad looka. Give ml another; I will not that. He not sail know to march, be le pursy, he is foundered. Don't you are ashamed to give me a Jude as like? He is uud- sboed, he is with nails up; It want to lead to the farrier.” An anecdote in the book la: "A day came a man to consult this philosopher for to know at o'clock it was one to eat ‘If thou art rich, told him eat when you shall wish; If you are poor,’ when you may do.’ ’’ In the preface the moat elegant par agraph Is the following: "We expect then, who the little hook (for the care what we wrote him, ami for her typographical correction) that may be worth the acceptation of tlie studious persons, and especially of the youth, at which we dedicate him par ticularly.” The authors of this strange volume are Jose da Fonseca and I’edro Caro line. It would be Interesting to know where I’edro and Jose "learned" Eng-1 llaii.—Philadelphia Record. WRAPPING... PAPEIS OARO «TOOK ...Straw and Binder** Board... ••-ST-AH-tH Fliwt iMrmt Tel. Mal» lite. IT SAN FRANCISCO. Nothing Known Will Cure Kidney Dieeaaee After They Have Fastened a ad Be come Chronic But the Fultoa Compounde. We Have Secured the Bole Agency for Thia City. Fulton’« Renal Compound enjoy* th* unlqu« diatinctlon of being the only thin* known ttai cur«* kidney trouble In *11 It* atage* frua the primary Inflammation up to and inoluding the cbronle «tage called Bright’s Dl*«*«* which ha* been, up to th* advent of this Com pound. positively Incurable. The* why *ol ■tart with the Renal Compound nt firat ratbec than ordinary kidney medicine*, all of which fall abort if the disease has reached the chroala state? Then you will know you are right. Ne statements are published by the Fultoa people except caseR that have reached th* chronlt stage, incurable by all other known medicine*. Here Is another recovery we nr* permitted t* refer to. Mrs. 8. E. ('Une of 1737 Broadway, San Fran* cisco, was pronounced by her phyaioln* a* Incurably ill with kidney diseaae that bad be come chronic (Bright's Diaease). She also had diabete*. Another physician was called in. Dropsy had set In, the nails came off and he toe ■aid nothing known would *nv* her. She wa* •• far beyond help they told her not to furtboi SatlsNeA HI. Carlo.ltr. I Jori“« herself by dl.tinjr Sa. weal ee Ik* , a ,. a I Fulton Compounds. The third wook wm The curiosity of the natives of Wild »lightly better The third month the anile b* ’ a “ countries as to everything belonging to. the traveler often lead* to amusing alt-1 attorney, friend of Mr*. Cline. Judge B. Bl uattons Mr j. J W II h toll« in ••Thiw I Cutler of W Pine street, Ban Francisco, had uaitons. w. W u p ena tena in 1DWI dlMbete1l thBt tl bUo incurable according tc 1 housaiid Miles Through Brazil of bi* I the books. Kno $• Ing of her recovery he too took visit oiilv I falned the b u I ton heallh Compounds months m- viBii to io one oue settlement seiiieim in where wt n< re the me only and lt and in ln eight active practice shopkeeper of the place proved very! Dropsy, rheumatism from uric acid, gout, pata Inquisitive. He was a frequent visitor {S.MhÍKdMy^re'is'SSÍMi. and would carefully examine the few is Bright’s Disease and Diabet**. If you ar* belongings of .he traveler. Ills curios- lty was finally punished in a very fun-1 Incurable dlaeaaes. Fulton'» H.nal Compound nv mannor ny manner. I tor Bright'» and Kidney DlMaaes |l; tot pialóte», tl.ao. John J. Fulton Co.,4WWasL Ou one of his Visits, writes Mr. Wells, ington mreet, “an Frsnoiaco, «ole compo-indst* he found my bottle of spirits of ammo-1 Wo “re u“>lr ««*““’• »«»ui. la uu ally, nia on the table, and, seeing lt was| ~ ~ something he Lad not hitherto ed, he naturally laid hold of 'nTnd asked of me, "What Is this?” Save the Baby. **Onlv a m<HÍi<*ine ” 1 renlicl and I The mortality among bable, during the <Jiuy a tnrauiue. « repnea, anu lhie< teething years I» aomethlng frightful, with a perhaps unworthy satisfaction! The cenau, of ltoo ,huw» that about one la seven succumb«. I watched him bold It up to the light, 1 cause is apparent. With baby’s look at lt all round and finally remove I bon» hardening, the fontanel (opening In the closing up and Its teeth forming, all the glass stopper and then take a good I coming at once • create a demand for sniff. I none material that nearly half the little I had to rush forward to save my|«2JS!i _ ,r* 1 dvilclent in. The result le peevishness, weakness, sweating, fever, dlar* precious ammonia, as he staggered and rhoea, brain troubles, convulsions, etc., that gasped for breath and ejaculated, “I I prove terribly fatal. The deaths in 1900 under Hv ami (lint or nf mucn much slapping Rlunnimi the three VMt year numb " were to big nothing of am dying!" i»y ^r ou(M|de the cities that of his back and dousing Of cold water I were not reported, and thia In the United . he quickly recovered, but nevermore 1 I V\ hen baby begins to sweat, worry or cry did be touch any of my things. out in sleep don’t wait, and the need It neither medicine nor narcotics. What the little system is crying out for is more bone material. Sweetman’s Teething ~ Food 2 sup- It. It has saved the lives of thousands The fake humorous s|*eaker has an plies of babies. They begin to Improve within easier career than even the fake elo- forty-eight hours. Here is what physicians Atter Dinner Oratory. quent speaker. Yet at any given din- ,hlnk ot u- 2934 Washington St., ner the orator who passes out mere elo San Francisco, June 2, 1902. Gentlemen — I am prescribing your food In cution to his hearers has a success al the multitude of baby troubles due tu lm- most as instant and splendid as his peded dentition. A large percentage of in- _ ____ clowning brother. It is amazing wbat|f*mn» His »nd^tstaiitie» are th« result of slow teething. Your food supplies what the tilings people will applaud when they deficient _ _ demands. and I have had system have the courage of each other’s Inepti- .urpri.ing »u«.»» with it. In «eures of cases regular auir^m.: foed, has tude. They will listen after dinner to ih.'mr.mn. anything but reason. They prefer also Hrvrrai or th. more serious cases would, 1 the old speaker to new ones; they like|te*1 h,v*,lJ7n !*tal ?T',!'OU\ ll' It can F I nut be be too too ouloklv quickly hrv»uirht breught to to th« the attention the familiar taps of humor, of elo-lor th. mothers uf the country. It Is an ab- quence. If they have tasted the brew|*°,ute necesslty. L. C. MENDEL., M. D. before, they know what they are going | Petaluma, Cal., September 1, 1902. to get. The note of their mood is toler Dear Sirs—I have _ just . tried ___ __ _ _ the ______ teething ance, but tolerance of the accustomed, food in two cases and in both It was a suc- j. One was a very serious case, so oriti» crith the expected; not tolerance of the| cal that it was brought to me from another novel, the surprising. They wish to be city for treatment. Fatal results were feared. at rest, and what taxes their minds mo In three days the baby ceased worrying and eating and is now well. Its action lests their intellectual repose. They do commenced tn this case was remarkable. I would ad not wish to cllinb any great heights to vise you to put It in every drug stere In this reach the level of the orator.—W. D. city. Yours, " M. PROCTOR, M. D. I. Howells in Harper’s. A Queer Relic. In University college. London, is a singular object that la preserved care fully in a remote gallery inside a glass case, which again is contained In a huge wooden cupboard, the doors of which are locked and the keys in safe custody. The relic which is thus so zealously guarded is described In some notes on the history of the college as the "skeleton” of Jeremy Bentham, “clad in the garments in which he lived,” while bls bead only Is stated to have been "mummified." It has always been understood that Bentham's body was embalmed, and in that case it can not be his mere skeleton which Is re posing there under lock and key. Saperatltloa Aboat Cato. In the Monferrato It is believed that all the cats who wander alsnit upon the roofs during the month of Febru ary are really witches, whom It Is law ful and even necessary to shoot. A German superstition has It that if a black cat sits upon the I mh I of a sick man it Is a presage of his death, while If after Ills decease it Is seen upon his grave It Is enough to arouse doubts as to the locality to which his soul lins departed. In Hungary It is thought that cats generally become witches be tween the ages of seven and twelve years. A French belief concerning the cat Is that if the animal be carried in a cart and the wind blow from It to the horses they immediately tall tired. If any part of the horseman's clothing be made of cat's skin, the horse will feel as though tt carried a double bur *i"n In other onmtrio. however, «n-. perstltlon Is favorable rather than ad verse to the cat. A variant of the fa mous story of the Kilkenny cats Is found In Piedmont, the cats being, however, replaced by wolves. laeeparable Words. "Say,” asked the red faced man in the hotel writing room. "How do you Nn Eaeh Leek. spell 'unmitigated?* ’* Bixter—Do you know, Jipson, that “Why.” replied the stranger next to your play Is positively improper? him, “It’s a-n-m-i-t—say, my friend. I Jipson—It la very kind of you to say wouldn't advise you to call a man a so. Bixter, but what's the use? I liar of aay sort In a letter. You'll get haven't been able to get any of the pa yourself in trouble." — Philadelphia pers to denounce i* as unfit to be seen. Press. —Boston Transcript. Marriage sal Crime. t TOWNE A Bora Growler. “How’s all the folks F It Is said that statistics prove that in “All well, bat—the measles is In the every 1,000 bachelors there are thirty neighborhood." right criminals, while in every 1,000 “Well, yoa orter be thankful you’re married men the criminals number only •-livin’.” eighteen. If this Is eov it surely proves “I reckon so, but—ws've all got to that the proaent day members of the sex labeled coy and hard to please have die.”—Atlanta Constitution. at least an immense capability for keeping men out of mischief, sufficient to oatbalance perhaps even the unkind reputation handed down the ages by Mother Eve.—London Tatier. Sweetman’s Teething Food will carry baby safely and comfortably through the m«et dan gerous period of child life. It renders lanc ing of the gums unnecessary. It Is the safest plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait for symptoms but to commence giving It the fourth or fifth month. Then all the teeth will come healthfully, without pain, dis tress or lancing. It is an auxiliary to their regular diet and easily taken Price 60 cents (enough for six weeks), sent postpaid on re ceipt of price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inland Drug Co., Milla Building, San Francisco. OWEN MEREDITH. 1 Dlaaer Speech of Mis That Elicited llowls Of Derialoo. I once sat at a banquet given In Lon- ion by Wilson Barrett to Lawrence Barrett, says a writer in an English magazine. Earl Lytton presided, a curled, oiled, effeminate, supercllioua fop. He had a Roman tragedy to sell to Wilson Barrett. That was why be came. He eulogized Wilson Barrett in a tpeech. "I believe,” he said, “that Mr. Barrett won some success with a piece railed (consulting his notes) 'The Lights of Ixindon.’ I suppose it was the work of some dramatic hack.” George 81ms sat facing him and never said a word. Then Ills lordship went drawling on: “I next find on the list of Mr. Barrett’s successes something called ‘The Silver King.’ Here again I know nothing of the authorship. The names of those dramatic carpenters do not interest me.” At which Henry Arthur Jones glared and a flush came Into the face of poor blind Henry Herman. “Finally,” saiu Lord Ljttou, “Mr. Wilson Rnrrott has placed on his boards what lie humorously calls a Ro man tr-<Nly. I refer to ‘Claudlan,’ at- ♦ribnt/Ml to one W. G. Wills, of whom I have never heard.” This waa too much for the banqueters. All of them were personally acquainted with Irving's pet poet, the modest Wills. So they howled derisively. And Earl Lytton's tragedy, produced a month later, was a dismal failure. Life Navia* Derive». Mimicry among butterflies, moths and other Insects would I* comic were it not a matter of life or death. Not a few moths have at the binder ends of their wings a black mark and two or more tails resembling the horns of their own heads, A veteran in warfare not seldom has these portions missing, a proof of the value In having saved hla life. Thus the lizard’s brittle tail, which, first attracting the enemy, comes off at his touch, lets bis would be prey escape. When at bay, crabs distract the enemy by throwing off their claws, aud lobsters do the trick more neatly by seizing the enemy with a claw and then throwing off limb and enemy. Thus the bushy tall of the squirrel Is accounted for. There Is a chance of escaping the enemy minus only a mouthful of fur.