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; aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaà » Mrs. Hendj «at about a little coke fire » successful engagement that brought « PARTED I» TRIELES A LAWYER’S EXPERIENCE. CLARK’S LATEST AMD BEST behind tlie stage mending and darning, first to last half the stipulated salary. 4 Tlie Story ut u « onvlclrd Mao, a a task that grew day by day grew lu | and, though It was held “too bad" 4 Furnished with solid Disc if you want them. Pardon and a Pointer. ► « Wood Extension Head If you prefer it.; difficulty as well as magnitude. The when a manager bolted wltli the HONEYMOON QUARRELS SOMETIMES "A good many years ago, ” said a well All Steal, Itevt-ralble, Double Lever, Fx- girl was haggard and sharp beyond money bags, the thing was so common END IN SEPARATION. l«*ii«toii 11,-ad. The best Disc Harrow now on known Michigan lawyer who was rem her years, ami already her complexion as Bcaree to seem worse than a pl«“«“e the market. Lightest draft. Does the best work. I'dscencing the other day, "I became ► Cun be used to throw the earth to or from the tree. was rough and unwholesome because of rather sharp practice. Trivial Thins« That Have Strewa Can be drawn together and used in the regular greatly Interested In a state prison « Last, poor old Leatberby himself, a of the nightly paint: iierlutps it was R length or extended as shown 5, d and H feet eut the Sea ut Matrliuon, With the « easd. A young farmer whs charged "orse today from overnight weeping. sail figure of n stout man worried thin. are reversible and carry th.- Extension Head. Id * Wreck« ut Married Live« Before BY ARTHUR MORRISON. aud 14 feet cut are uot reiersible. with having driven off ten out of a * Jollied the group and drew another Even lier mol her, stanch through a ► the Voyaae W a« Fairly Beaun. « «t Hock of twelve sheep and sold them to hundred ups ami downs, made but a round of drinks. It was hard, very FAÏMFRS AND MANLFAC1LREKS’ ASSOCIATION OT AMtKICA, ► < <“pl/ri(pit, JS«i, lit/ Arthur Merriam. "The only reliable thing in marriage a butcher. He put up a fair defense, poor face of It. try as she might, and hard, to niaiiitain the dignity proper 222 Mission Street, San Francisco. but was convicted and sentenced to a and manager conscious is its uncertainty,” Douglas Jerrold •▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼• the widening bulk that hail long led to a proprietor her, with rare fraukness, to abandon the while that he. even he. had fallen once remarked In a cynical moment, term of three years. "There were plenty of people who be Draw < ««rkn Easily. Importers aud dealers lu Rt'I.Y It seemed like to be juvenile parts was now merely record to “press" for a drink among stran- and, like many sayings to which one BLflKE, lieved that he was perfectly Innocent, If you want to amuse friends at an Book, New«, what Is called an old fashion ed by a slackness of clothes. As for gers, though In truth be did his best. may object, this aphorism contains at and even the butcher who bought the evening party, tell ihvin that you can MOFFITT WrltlnQ and That night they played “The Ticket ed Christmas In the matter of Mrs. Henily, who was also Miss Beau least an elementary truth. It Is a cu- sheep came In time to doubt If he liad draw a cork out of any buttle without Wrapping... cold am! snow. The weather mont. leading lady, she almost wept of Leave Man" played it with the en & TOWNE OARD 8TOOK bad cheated all observers till as late as as she sewed. She lamented aloud. In ergy of des|ialr. Whatever that per rious fact that while some matrimonial identified th»“ right party. After the ease a eorksert w. of course they will STRAW AND HINDERS- BOARD three days before the festival. Autumn reason ami out. the fate that had formance might bring was all that lay barks survive fifty or more years of had stirred up a whole county I took a laugh, but very soon it will be your 5S-a7-Bt<-<H Fl rat St. had liugered long, ways were dank, brought her to such a pass, for she between them and the lack of a voyaging and come safely into harbor band in it. In my petition to the gov turn to laugh. Tax. M>m 188. «7 SAN FRANCISCO. Take a piece of sealing wax and hold leaves still brown about boughs, and would have it known that she. above Christmas dinner, anti worse lack than at last others tire wrecked before they ernor I had thi“ evidence of the young what little chill hung in the air wag all all the rest, had known better things that. Hendy played Bob Briefly to leave the still waters of the honey man's father, mother and sweetheart, otic end of it over a lamp or gas Jet un and 1 got eight of the jurors to sign it. til it becomes soft; then let some drops pointiest* ami in the main a mere effect ami hail played Pauline to the great Ills wife's May Edwards, Leatberby moon. This was the fate of a couple known I made out such a good ease that the of the wax fall on the cork In the bot of damp. But a night bad changed all. Kedgerton's Claude Melnotte at Liver doubled Melter Moss anti Mr. Gibson, As soon as the cork is covered and what had begun ns drizzle turned pool. She wus at great pains to Im with a rush round the back and a to the writer who were married a few governor took it under advisement and tle. to sleet anti that to snow. All that day press these tilings on anybody who change of coat in the office scene, years ago under tlie brightest of aus- finally agreed to Issue a pardon. In with wax you must press the piece which you hold in your hand against It fell, ami toward evening, prevailing would listen, and she made them a phiyetl with a cottage Interior. Billy pices and for whom tlielr friends pre speaking to me of the case he said: * 'There Is no sort of doubt in my the cork, and you must hold it there over th»“ mire, It whitened th»“ roads ghastly affilctlou to her husband. Into Muck doubly, too Maltby ami Green dicted nothing but happiness. The very at Inst, even ns it liad already whitened whose misfortunes she had married, Jones ami Leatherby’s daughter was first day of the honeymoon their wed mind that tills was a case of mistaken until the wax is quite dry. Then it fields iind hedges and th«“ housetops of and little thanks she got for it. as she Sam Willoughby and Miss St. Evre- ded lives came to an abrupt and tragic | identity, and I shall be only too glad to will be easy for you to draw out the cork by using the stick of wax, which tnond by turns, while Mrs. Leatberby termination from the simplest of restore the young man to liberty.’ the little town of Crowbridge. So that was Insistent to remind him. “It became my pleasant duty to drive adheres to it in the same manner as Is Positively Curable For Ills part It was Ills habit to re as Mrs. Willoughby. Teddy Norton as causes. morning, the morning before Christ The bride had brought with her on seven miles over the muddiest of roads you would use a screw. mas. broke upon a muffled whiteness, ceive her reproaches sometimes with Hawkshaw tlie detective anti Davis No matter how firmly fixed the cork and, though the fall had ceased, the querulous retort, but mostly with mild as Dalton hail only one part apiece to the honeymoon a parasol of a vivid, ag to bear the news to the parents that a sky had tin even grayness that promis deprecation, and to make his escape think about. So that on the whole the gressive red color, to which her hus pardon was to be Issued. The old man may be. it will almost immediately Interview wttb th»“ ptonner uianutuctun-r, N. when it was possible In the direction [¡lav was fairly complete and regular, band objected. He begged her not to was under the weather and In bed in a yield to the pressure. You must, how W. Spaulding, president ot the Spaulding Saw ed another. use it, but she persisted. The dispute room off the parlor. The wife received of the nearefit liquid refreshment he save for a cut or a botch In rare lver. take care not to wrench tlie stick (If the townsfolk of Crowbridge the Company, Suu Francisco places ami a lack of crowds here and grew warmer and warmer, heated me and sobbed over the good news and of wax away from it while you are mor«“ robust looked out of window ami was aware of. Q — We are t«*l«l a member of your faintly was words were exchanged, until at Inst In then went in to break it to her hus drawing It out, .and you must also see cured of « ease thut the doctors pronounced So that now lie was oue of the first there. It was not a comforting play called it seasonable, aud others who hud grumbled a week ago because of of the men. furtive and 111 clad, to altogether for the players. ! Monev "litiil I 11,1 impulse of anger the bridegroom band. That partition wall wus thin, that tlie cork is perfectly dry before Bright's Disease, although it is believed to be incurable ? the mugginess, now that they had what sneak across toward the bar of the to lie flourished recklessly in some snatched the sunshade out of his wife's and they both spoke In loud tones, and you pour any wax on it. A.—That is oo reel. 1 plainly hen rd her say: they asked for. grumbled again. But Crown. Not Iwcnuse be or they had st cues, anil a basket of trotte ers made hands and threw it into the sea. Q Don’t you think the facts ought to 1>. Thus ended their life together, for "'Oh. Samuel, there's a man here Itriiiial Tlper«. kuowu T there were visitors long past grumbling money to spend there, but, if truth of rolled rags, and once Heinly had if It w111 .............. ,------------------------------- , help anyone else you uiav The man cater is usually an older Sa> A.-Yes at anything, though the change hit must be confessed, because they had to pretend that lie couldn't eat a bis the Indignant young wife took the next who says our John is to be pardoned Unit a cute was elTeeted. train to her mother ’ s home, and from fallen low, and very low — so low that tomorrow ! ’ cuit. tiger, whose strength is failing and Q — You su\ ph.vslcluus bud diagnosed the them sorely. At the eml of the town ‘“You don't say!' he exclaimed. whose teeth have partly lost tlielr cuso us Bright s Disease I But the house—well. It was better that day to this the foolish people have nearest the railway station, on a piece not a num of them but was glad to take A Several hud They told us tlie coiidltiou “‘Yes; it's certainly so.’ sharpness. Such a beast finds it easier was critical, w hen my brother, who had been of common ground given to fairs and a drink at the Invitation of any free than last night, by eigliteenpence. The never met. In another ease, known professional helped by the Fulton <'oliqsiund, told us ot II, “ ‘Going to be pardoned right out, to lurk in the vicinity of settlements mid I scut markets, Leatherby's Royal Victoria handed bar lounger who might offer It. butcher came and brought a friend, for II. A drover was In the bar and a butch- lit“ was not so bad a fellow after all ly to the writer, a dispute as to the eh?’ and to pick up an occasional man, wo theater stood forlorn aud solitary. It W Was It long before a change was noted • A In a few weeks the Improvement was “ ‘Yes; he is.’ man or child than to run down wild marked was ii dismal construction of canvas er h butcher who had declined the In his own way. ami in* dhl his best to pronunciation of a word completely The sleep was Itetler mid tierewus luilf I " reeked the married life of a young “ ‘Waal, waal, that's gootl news. Say, cattle. .......... aud wood, called an outdoor fit up, and honor of Leal herby’s custom as offer- applaud for the wlnile house. But a gradual return to health, although it wns a the rest were boys, disciples of the local | «>iiple and brought their little tragedy year ts-f re we considered the cure full a d pet ed by Teddy Norton, N ’ orton and Hen Mary, what a fool John was not to get The largest, fiercest and most bright It had stood almost unregarded for a 'I10 light of the law courts. I the other two sheep while he was nbout ly colored tigers are found in the prov manent week. Never had Leatherby's so little d.v pushed open the door anil stared wit, a hostler from the Crown, and | Know of any other cases I It came out in evidence that during it.’ A Numbers or them I'm sure 1 told scores ince of Bengal, near the mouths of tlliOUt encouragement to stay, never so griev about the bar with a poor pretense of these made the night's work harder. u. "I left tlie rejoicing farmhouse, in the Ganges river and not far from ous a lack of means to get away. Busi looking for some of the others whom Hawkshaw was called "Lockjaw" or the honeymoon the bridegroom had Q.—Were then' any failures t A.- I they had left at the show. They stared ventured to correct the bride, who had tending to wire the governor to with- "Lockjaw the Defective," anil the sally Calcutta. A full grown Bengal tiger season know of none where It was taken lu ness had been bad. and worse than bad, even for a strolling company. as long as possible ami were making a drew yells of delight at every repeti mispronounced a word at the breakfast hold tlie pardon," said tlie lawyer, “but sometimes measures ten feet from nose V (‘ait you recall any ludiv dual cures ’ A Sevirul I told aii Engl sti acquaintance reluctant show of withdrawal when tion. A certain frock coat that from table. She resented the correction, it presently struck me that 1 had ad- to tip of tail. Such a monster makes And now— about it lie l>< gun to meud and ultimately re Th»“ whole concern was fallen on evil the butcher, with a wink and a grin at time to tiine adorned a different char maintaining that she was right and lier vaneed about twenty good reasons why no more account of springing upon a covered. aud tiwik a supply of the Compound «Uh him return to England. 1 consider the drover, sang out: “ Come along- lor«l and master wrong. Tlie argument the young man couldn ’ t be guilty, and acter, in accordance with necessity, man that a eat does of seizing a mouse. It a cure ou for bls Bright times, and its early welfare was gone ’s Disease when taken hi with Its early paint. All show of sal come along In! There ain't no charge was greetcil with cheerful reetignition thus begun ended in a bitter quarrel, I therefore decided to sing small and He surpasses the lion in strength and time It ought not to lx- pt mil tied to die with Its sped discoverer, mitt 1 am glad Io see busi at each reappearatice, anti "Garn, H during which each disputant no doubt let things go on. He was duly pardon ferocity and lias no rival among beasts ness aries hail been dropped months ago for coinin' In!” men arc going to perpetuub It They pushed the door wider, mum ain’t your turn—you've 'ml It on twice r> | said things which had much better ed and sent home, and the governor of prey except tlie grizzly bear and the ami equal division made of what poor have been left unsaid, with the result bling something about "looking for a never met me for years after without was the indignant reproof that met Mr. recently discovered giant bear of Mas sums might remain after expenses. Medical works agree that llrlgbt’a Dines»« the silly couple separated, each re congratulating me on rehabilitating an ka. St. Nicholas. and Ihutieii-s arc ucurable but »: per cent arc Gibson in the office scene, And toward I But now it st“emed that an end had friend,” but with expectant eyes. i positively recovering titnler tlie Fulton Coin fusing to yield to the other. "Ah, your friend's bln called out un the eml Leatberby (as Melter Moss) innocent man wrongly convicted!”—De come to all things, Once upon a time pounds (Cuuunon forms of kidney complaint expected to his gran ’ mother ’ s funeral. Efforts were made by their friends troit Free Press. und rheumatism ■ i imt -bort reslstameu came forwai'd with injured dignity ami to travel by the show had been wont ?| r.,r th** Bright s Disease and ti tri for a large potato, which lie protested that I »">• relatives to heal the breach, but to A time l*ric< rail and the buskers to take cheap ’Ave a drink?” the Dialtetic tompouml -lohn .1 Fuitoti Co, They let the door swing to and came uo gentleman wouhl have thrown. purpose, ami the little tragedy eutl- back in a large town In the north of SiAi Moutgomer st , gun Fruucisco. sole con. lodgings; now it moved as it might COOKING HINTS. Fro< test« made for patiouts L>e- All was done that Leatherby's could | ‘'ll 111 « judicial separation. England, the service being conducted pounders and sheltered the company Itself. It sheepishly In. The drinks were ordered •oriptlve pamphlet mailed free. It seems almost Incredible that peo- bad crawled into Crowbridge drawn and brought, and then the butcher, do, anil all was done In vain or very For a change try boiling apples In by a rather eccentric vicar. Two days by two angular horses, hired in the last pulling out a handful of silver, said near it. A few pence apiece was all I Pie should allow tlielr Ilves to be wreck sweet cider. When apples begin to after the ceremony lie called at the Brrun.l Belief. house of tlie bridegroom's mother, but town, but tiler«“ seemed no possibility abstractedly, with another wink at the the poor strollers had to see them ed by such trivial causes, but In both get tasteless, this makes a change. When Abhnham Lincoln was a young of Its ever crawling out unless the drover, “Let's see; we toss odd num through Christmas anil to get them these eases actual fact proves stranger Cocoa loses that raw taste if it is a|- she happened to be out, so lie said lie away from this abhorrent town, The | even than fiction. cumpauy harnessed themselves and out for these, don't we?” loweil to simmer for a good five min would call again, which be did later on man. Ills prodigious strength and bis More ludicrous, It not more trivial. The drover grinned, and Teddy Nor men shared a screw of tobacco and dragged It. Th«“ load of one van slots! utes after being added to the boiling in the day, carrying two large green thill in wrestling were matters of note bags under his arm. throughout centrul Illinois. Few in- more or less erect, with a groan aud a ton made a ghastly show of feeling turned in as best they might. Mrs. I "’as the cause that separated a couple milk. But Hendy was near to tears as she left who were united less than a year ago. This time he found her In. So he be deed were the men who could boast of flat» at each stir of wind, and was the about his pockets for money. A cut potato dropped in the fat in theater; In the other Leatberby him Hendy only (lushed and paled and the stage, and she iudulgeil In a pas-1 *u 11 suit by a husband fur the restitu- which vegetable^are to be fried will gan by asking them to clear the table having laid him on bis back. Somewhere along In the thirties there self ami his wife hud taken to lodge, frowned at the tloor. He had Ills feel- slonate ami reproachful outburst as U01) of conjugal rights the wife de- indicate the proper temperature by a little. Then lie opened the green bags, from which he took the registers. wus a case on trial ill one of the circuit soon as she and her husband were clared that it was impossible to live turning brown. with tlielr daughter of seventeen, Lou, Ings yet. The silence endured for three These he opened and in a most solemn courts In that section in which an ef alone. For his part, he could but feebly with the plaintiff "because lie snored so called In print in the days when It rati Have charcoal fires for broiling if tune said: I dreadfully." onds, and then the butcher filing the protest that it wasn't Ills fault. fort was made to impeach the testimo to bills Miss Sibylla tie Vere. you wish for perfect cookery. The hot “Mrs. Williams, you have forgotten ny of oue of the witnesses. The evi “Nice situation this is for me,” she “But, surely,” the Judge remarked, It was a horrible place, this Crow money on the counter, with a coarse Hames close the pores quickly, and the to dot the "i” In Elizabeth.” dence was conflicting. Some would bridge; nobody would trust, nobody laugh. “All light,” be said; "my show.” scolded; "and then to be told It's not "this Is not a sutth ient reason for stay- result is very tender meat. The family breathed once more. your fault!” Here she wept afresh. 1»K away from your husband?” "You believe the witness on oath and others Would support the drama. As for trust, For preparing soup for invalids “Of course you put ou to me—like a would think it was, my lord," the lady would not. a gallant effort had been made in the Sea Necklace«. man. Oh, oh, to think I ever was such replied, “If you lived with him. 1 make a great point of delicate flavor At Inst a middle aged man with a de beginning, when Teddy Norton, general ings. Avoid much turnip or carrot, Pretty nearly every one lias seen the a fool ns to bring It on myself!” couldn’t get n wink of sleep in any part termined expression of countenance utility—all the company were general and instead have a suspicion curious "sea rutiles, ” or “ sea neck "But, my dear,” llemly began, with of the house, and even the neighbors was called to the stand. The usual utility—was endued in the best mix laces,” which tire found plentifully on entreaty in his voice_ I complained of Ills snoring. It will kill leaf, sweet herbs and mace. question was put touching the reputa ture of clothes tlie show could get to When roasting a chicken In the ocean beaches. These are the egg “Oh, don't talk to me!” she answered, me if 1 have to go back." tion of the witness fur truth and verac gether and sent forth to pledge tlie [lushing away the band he had put on I Unreasonable suspicions have con- oven, roast it in the usual way until it cases of the sea snails. They consist ity: credit of the concern with butcher and of a number of small disk shaped en Is nicely brown, then turn It back up her shoulder. "To think I should come tribute«! as iiiuch as any cause to the “Would you believe liim on oath?” baker. He did it all with an air. poor to this! And then you tell me it's my undoing of husbands and wives. In one ward aud let it remain so until cooked. velopes attached along a sort of stem, “No, I wouldn’t,” he answered, and fellow—somewhat tlie air of a private fault!” domestic tragedy which wus unfoldeii It will be found that the Juice of tlie the biggest of them being In the mid before the lawyer on the opposite side secretary conferring a royal appoint chicken runs into the breast and makes dle. In each envelope there is a little llemly drew off to sulk alone. Weak In the law courts a few years ago a could interpose be gave Ills reason: ment In person, and he was careful spot of thinner material, which the characters both, their sentiment (like | newly married wife had received a let- It moist and delicious. “I heerd him braggin' onct that he'd to stipulate for the punctual presenta young break through when they are most sentiment) was rooted in self | ter addressed In u masculine hand. The throwed Abe Lincoln in a fair an’ tion of bills next Saturday. But the ready to be hatched. When the female She Played the Trump Card. pity, and this, tlielr one remaining lux husband, who was of a Jealous temper- square rassle.” ('rowbridge shopkeepers were a stony "How did she get here?” At a famous gasteropod Is about to lay, she buries ury, was best concentrated when they | ament, demanded to see the letter. No other witnesses were called. Tba hearted, even a stony faced, lot, and herself In the sand, from the surface dancing assembly this was the quite quarreled, The last embers of the coke | which the wife refused to show him. attempt to impeach was successful.— they wanted money down ami made of which the "necklace ” of eggs is High words ensued, and in a moment audible comment made by several mar- tire gave th«“ sol«“ light, ami the woman Youth's Companion. no bones of saying so. wlthout circuin- gradually extruded. Being thus set sat before them with her face upon her of uncontrollable passion the busband Hed belles when a beautiful young ma locution. Ami as for tbe drama, they struck his wife, with the result that she *ron as yet on the outskirts of the ex adrift and exposed to the elements, as knees. A Shrewd Yankee. would have none of it. It would seem, went home to lier parents and refused elusive set entered the room. The new- well as to devouring enemies, few of Suddenly a loud burst of singing star A certain Boston hotel man tells this them judged It indeed, that most of the eggs are ever hatched, but those 1 comer, whose first appearance it was, tled the pair, for the sound came, as it | to live with him again, good story at bis own expense: sinful, for Crowbridge was a most dull The most tragic aud dramatic part I proved herself quite equal to the oeca- which do come into the world safely were, out of nothing, anil It was close When a small boy on the farm, his aud proper place, and the money it of the story was the lady's statement Sion. She liad a nodding acquaintance and survive doubtless live to a very folks often sent him to the neighbors to their ears: Bent to Leatherby's doors scarce paid great age. In court that tlie letter which had with nearly every woman in the room, They staretl as lony as possible. to buy a dozen eggs when their hens The first good joy that Mary liad, for lamp oil. caused all the trouble had been writ- s‘>‘ue of them even went to her lunch- It was the joy of one, falied to lay enough. “Patronage." too, failed utterly, and And presently they were nil talkative Pby.leal Formation ot Mexico. To see the blessed Jesus Christ ten by her brother. eon parties. Calmly turning to the most lie noticed that the old farmer al every cover was drawn blank. Chiefly together, for. after all, there were the Mexico possesses a curious physical When he was first her Son. A clergyman told the writer that he supercilious critic in the room, she ecli and first. Leatberby attacked Baring drinks, ami the poor players bad learn When he was first her Son, Uood Lord. formation. Rising rapidly by a suc ways held each egg before a lighted once married a rustic couple whose | oe, l oed as though in reply: And happy may we be! candle and examined it carefully. In Spencer. Esq., and attacked him again ed not to be too thin skinned. “How did I get here? I drove here, cession of terraces from the low, sundy his Innocence of vallkee shrewdness Praise Father, Son and Holy Ghost matrimonial life terminated at the Sam Davis and Billy Mack found and again. Baring Spencer, Esq., coasts on the east and west, it culmi To all eternity! you my dear Mrs. Crossbeam. Did church door at the conclusion of the would neither send his servants nor tlieir way across soon, aud the drover nates in a centrul plateau, running in the boy supposed that this was prompt The carolers had come over the snow wedding ceremony. walk?”—Lippincott’s Magazine. support a "sp«s ial performance" nor was good for another round of drinks a northwesterly and southeasterly di ed more by honesty and Intention to unbeard, and now choirboys* voices It appears that the bridegroom had presently permit Leatberby standing on tlieir entrance. rection and having an elevation vary detect whet her the eggs were bad or An Irifih Bull. were uplifted lustily, while the bass of I discovered that his bride bad sold her not. “Trade in your line don’t seem fust room on Ills doorstep. It seemed that a large anti healthy curate went boom- I mangle, which had been one of the Bridget and Pat were sitting In an ing from 4.000 to 8,000 feet above the One day. however, when lie counted something must be got out of Baring rate,” said the butcher, happy in many sea. High above this plateau tower chief inducements to marry her, and armchair reading an article on "The his eggs, according to custom, there Spencer, Esq., if only he were pes Christmas orders. “Ain't overcrowded, Ing below them: the snow capped crests of several vol The next good joy that Mary had, she bad made an equally disappointing Law of Compensation.” were only eleven In the basket. tered enough, for he was a man of vast are you?" “Just fancy,” exclaimed Bridget, canoes, most of which are extinct, it wa» the joy of t«-o, discovery that her swain liad sold a With a determination not to be cheat Th«* buskers looked one at another projects in money and companies, ami To see her own Son, Jesus Christ, I . « . . , . , . . . . Ten of them are over 12,000 feet In “ accordin' to this, whin a mon loses Making the lame to go- handsome clock on which she had set ed. the lad trudged proudly back to the he was here at Crowbridge, where he and shook their heads. There could be height, and three look down upon fer- wan av 'Is sinses another gits more de Making the lame to go, Uood lord, her heart. Thus were two lives wreck- house and quickly made known bls had taken a furnished house for a few no concealment. “Beastly business,” And happy may we be! ed by a mangle and a clock, however veloped. For instance, a blolnd mon tile valleys from altltudes of 17,782, discovery. months, with schemes in bicycle facto Davis answered—" ’orrid!” gits more si use av bearin’ an’ touch, 17,356 aud 16,060. These are Popo- Praise Father, son and Holy ohoat I strange nnd foolish it may seem. “Oh," said the old farmer, “that’s all “Not a very payin' game, eh?” said ries that would make the place rich. catapetl, Orizaba and Ixtacclhuatl. To all eternity! I j() unon)er enge n young widow who an”— right, my boy. Oue of them has a dou Indeed it was said that lie was buying the drover. At the first shock man ami wife lift- I |,aj married on elderly bachelor who “Shure, an’ it's quite tlirue,” answer ble yolk.”—Boston Record. "Well,” Teddy Norton replied. “I’d be ed their c.vt*s toward each other. Then I was reputed to be wealthy found the house outright and would some day Glntitn and I’yninleg of Spare. ed Tat. "Oi've noticed It meself. go to parliament for the county. The pretty well off If I had all that's owin’ There is an immense range of differ something t-iok the woman at the after her marriage that her false lover Whin a mon has wan leg shorter than Halifax. local paper was full of Baring Spencer, me, anyhow.” throat, anil she dropped her heatl In a I [¡ad parted with every penny of his the other, begorra the other's longer.” ence in the brightness of the Btars The evil repute of Halifax implied in “Ah, but then suppose you bad to pay Esq., ills undertakings and his de when the sun Is taken for a standard fit of sobbing. Il Hendy had come to I fortune in purchasing an annuity for —Philadelphia Tinies. signs for the nourishment and glory of all you owe?" rejolmsl the butcher and her now. lie would bave been repulsed I his own life and was so disgusted of comparison. Somo of the stars emit tlie ndage “Go to Halifax!” came to it Crowbridge. He “patronized” every guffawed Joyously at his own wit. only one one-hundredth as much light by inheritance from Halifax In York Rnrmeae Ambition« no mure. But lie was sulky and re- I with bis meanness that she left him “Owing?" cried Hendy. with excite thing, and his name was everywhere, as the sun emits. Others emit n thou shire, England. Halifax law, as may The highest nmbition of a Burman's »■iitfitl and |H“cvishly conscious that t0 the undisturbed enjoyment of his so that It was doubly maddening to ment. “Why, the money In salaries I tin' tidvane«“ was due from her. More, I annuity. sand times ns much light as he does. be gathered from a letter of Lord life Is to build a pagoda, by which he And him resolute not to patronize the haven’t bad 'ud start a bank!” this enrol sung at Ills very shoulder. I one recreant husband gave as a ren- wins the title of Kyanng Tuga during Indeed, one scientist thinks there are at Leicester quoted by Motley, was that “Yus— no doubt,” said the butcher, this sign of merriment in the world Ison for declining to live with his wife this incarnation and secures a mort- least two stiirs each of which Is prob criminals should be "condemned first drama as represented by Leatherby's. and Inquired upon afterward.” There was his house, almost In sight of and laughed again. “What I ain't got about him. gave flavor to his self pity, the discovery that the hair which had gage on Nirvana, A Burman docs not ably IO. ihhi times as bright as the sun, Halifax lay within the forest of the “pitch,” and his fame and Ills glo >ld sink a ship.” which signifies that If either of those become a Christian easily, but when “Let’s s « m “," said Davis, "you was In So the woman aobbe«l herself quiet constituted her chief charm In his eyes he does he brings with hl in the convic stars were as near to us as the sun is Hardwick, where the law was that if a ry pervadeil Crowbridge, It would again, and the carol went verse after was false and that he could no longer felon was taken with l.’Ri pence worth seem that every applicant might tap Trevor Fltz-IIowanl's crowd, wasn't verse to Its end: either love or respect a wife who bad tion lit* had as a Buddhist that to build it would outshine him 10,000 times in of stolen goods he should be tried by him, If not for money, for his name, you. when It left 'em stranded at brightness, The two stars are Cano- a place of worship is the most meri The next good joy that Mary had, BO deceived him. —London Tlt-Bit8. except Leatberby. Him he would not Leeds?” pus, which Is in the southern hemi four firth burgers from four of the pre torious act of a man's life. It was the joy o( seven, I . cinct towns and If condemned by them "I was Hint. my boy. an' Teddy Nor even see. To see her own Son, Jesus Christ, I ■ ■ ■ This accounts for the present cathe sphere ami Invisible from our part of À . ' I Hard Lack. Ascending into heaven. I T the earth, ami Rigel, one of the two be hanged the next day. After this Last night had been bad Indeed at ton here, an' my missis—before I mar- dral of Mandalay, built at a cost of Ascending into heaven, good Ixtrd, I Hewitt—It S Slid <ll)OUt GrU€‘t losing proceeding bad been curried out to the the show. They had tried a wonderful tied her. That was the second time he IKt.iMHl rupees by Kyanng Tagil I’aul brightest star« in tlie constellation Orl- And happy may we be! his leg in that railroad accident. letter the case might be sent to a Jury. •n. version of "The Courier of Lyons,” put mo In the cart, too,” Hendy went Olton, i< •urniese ruby merchant of I“«'»» 'ather. Son .ml Holy cho.t Jewçtt-Yes. It must be a great dis Halifax is also credited with being slashed and battered out of all recogni on. with bitter reminiscence, "He appointment to him. He was always that city. The old church of Amara- the home of the guillotine, which the 'Inn'« I nkinal Cnt, tion to lit th«“ five male and three fe dropped a company at Bristol once There was sileiK-e and then the shout talklng about "getting there with both purn was built by an Armenian and the “Miss T> doesn't have n single _ for regent. F.arl Morton, Introduced into male members of tlie company and after three weeks, an' I was in that. of the carolers ns they went their way feet.”—Brooklyn I Ife two churches of the Tennessarlm coast fign label on Iter trunks and bags, not Scotland only to have bls own head the only two scenes available, and the an' that second time at Leeds he col by the street corner, "A merry Christ by n gentleman named De Castro. cb'iyq>ed off with it. “house ' (2s. 4<1. and a few passel •d in lared a bug o' mine to put the plunder mas!" It was the Anal touch of irony. Many of the 700 and more chapels a sign that she ever lias had them out If a thing Isn’t true, why try to make of the country," said the girl In. with it now pair o ’ boots In It! ” who at loafers) had merely sniggered and rat- For awhile neither spoke, but sat as anti churches throughout Burmn are "1 bet you'd like to have ’em now." they were. Then Hendy said roughly: yourself believe that it is? Why not ac built of Jungle wood, which is destroy the end of a six weeks’ trip abroad The Dre«« 1« the Thins. tied Its feet. Tomorrow would I be cept the truth on every subject? Why surveyed her plastered over luggage “She's going in for athletics, she CliristmaB, anti unless something ; oc- observed the butcher, with a glance “I’m going to sleep. That's cheap ed in a few years by the white ants. fool yourself? ■ Atchison Globe. at the actor's dilapidated shoes. says." enough anyhow.” And he reached for To replace them by teak or pyingkado, with pride anti admiration. "1 didn't know Fitz-Howard.” ven an old rug that made part of their bed. "Ah, well, you see Miss D. doesn't “What particular kind of athletics?” turred desperately like a miracle the Known Ton Late. not to speak of modest structures, is a "Oh, she won’t settle that until she festival must tie celebrated by a total tured Davis, “but I've known some His wife mild«“ no answer. It irritat “Do you remember,” said Mrs. matter of hope with every priest, but need to," replied the unkind ma n. "She fast. What could be done? A desper pretty near as hot. There was Digby, ed him. "For heaven's sake, I’olly,” Grumps, “when you asked me to n>ar In their straitened finances they do goes across so often, and every one has studied up tlie various costumes.” —Chicago Post. ate suggestion of carol singing had that called himself Stuart, an" Walde- he said, "don't sit there sulking!” ry you?" the best they can and pray for Kyanng knows IL”—New’ York Press. been considered and abandoned early. grav«- an' ( to be continued .) "Yes.” said Mr. Grumps. i Tages to came along.—Donahoe’s Mag So the talk went, and each poor A Political Pointer. Nothlnix Too Good. There were already two parties each “And I said 'Yes?'" azine. Hilton—They say politics makes Mose Johnson —Dat liniment you sold night, one from the church and one player fell to a computation of what “I remember It. We both always did Ptolemy Phllopater possessed a nup Ill« W’eakne««. strange bedfellows. me did mail wife lots ob good. from th<> chapel, each with Its harmo lie had lost In shortages by reason of talk too much.” Washington Star tial yacht, the Thnlamegon. 312 feet Albert—Why, don't you recollect that Weller—Yes; but It doesn’t matter If nium and each audible to the other nt "bail business" ami by the robberies Druggist-Why, that was horse lini Tearfnl Metaphor. girl? That's the girl you used Intervals even from opposite ends of of rascally managers, so that If debts long and 45 feet deep. A graceful gal ment! You said you wanted It for a you get a good berth.—Boston Tran "Isn't It curious how onions bring over last summer—call her a horse! the town. And It was plain, as Sam were but assets here would sit a com lery supported by curiously carved col script. and all that Davis (general utility) observed, that pany of nffluent [tersons «[longing for umns ran round the vessel, and within tears to the eyes?" Mose Johnson—Ab did, suh: but dnr "It surely Is. It's like nature spring were temples of Venus and of Racebus. Edward—By Jove, so it is! I never ain’t nullin' too good fo' mah ole wo outside competition was useless when drinks In the Crown. Scarce a town Fiah are Mid alive In Japan, the ped In the kingdom but one or other bail Her masts were 100 feet high, and her ing a leek.”—Philadelphia North Amer could commit n "poem” to memory.— man needer. Jess yo' understan' datl dlers conveying them through th. the regular crowd worked for nix. ican. Harper's Bazar. —Puck. Mr. Leatberby, her daughter gad been atraudetl in it. They counted It a sails and cordage of royal purple hue. street, la taakx. 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