Bandon recorder., July 17, 1902, Image 2

BANDON RECORDER.
The New Flat.
I POLLY LARKIN 1
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uever seen the day when I'd consent to
be skiuued alive, even if it would have
made me as beautiful as a Venus.” My
old friend expressed the sentiments of a
great many people.
• »»»
“Bell Bird’s” letter is the first to lie
announced in the query-box, and it I
questions
in
contains two or three q
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which she states several friends are in-1
terested in the answers.
Orlala
Troaaars.
Something like a century ago trou­
sers “came In" as the result of drink
and may be said to owe their origin
to old world royalty, which in those
days ate and es|>eclally drank very
heavily and was consequently afflicted
with gout and other maladies of a
character to swell the
__ leg.
_.
Knee
not
* breeches and stockings
_ M dear
___ __
only to the early presidents of the
United States and to the signers of the
Declaration of Independence, but llke-
wise to the old Puritan element of
America—were scarcely suitable for
swollen limbs, even if they belonged
to the anointed of the Lord, and the
result was that G»orge IV. as prince
r,'K'‘nt; bls brothers, the Dukes of
York. Clarence, Cumberland aud Sus
"J’. V'LniLT?T ^mc,'
CHINESE WASTE PAPER.
STICK TO ONE THING.
Ever» Scrap With u Printed Ctearae-
ter I
It la Sacred.
A Man Who WI.Se. He Had Lived
1» Io Thai Hale.
CHOICE MISCELLANY
Paris Girls’
l.uiicheon.
The Paris factory girl’B restaurant is
a bench on the boulevard or in a public
square. She does not bring her lunch
from home in the morning, but buys a
little sausage or similar delicacy at one
shop or vender’s wagon, a fevz cakes
at another aud an apple or banana at
a third on her way from the shop to
her favorite bench.
Ten minutes suffice for the frugal
meal, and the rest of the hour is passed
in chatting and promenading. Usually
site economizes on her lunch and
spends a couple of sous for violets or
other flowers.
Now, all this is very pleasant in fine
weather, but the girls do the same
thing on rainy days and in the worst
»forms of winter.
Why? Because they have to. The
French believe in regulating everything
by law. At one time the girls were
compelled to eat their lunch in the es­
tablishments where they were employ­
ed. This regulation being complained
of as oppressive, it was decreed that
tliey should not lunch in the establish­
ments
Now some progressive people are sug­
gesting the propriety of letting the poor
creatures do as they please.
“The only way for a mau on a salary
Mr. and Mrs. Weilover started out
You will uever find upon the street
house hunting early one morning, in­
or in the rubbish heap a scrap of pa­ to make a success of life financially
tending to spend the entire day In
per with Chinese characters written and otherwise is to stick to one thing,
that occupation.
or printed upon it. An intelligent said a government employee to a re­
Fowler—“one who catches birds,” we
The agent of the first flat they ex­ find among the wealth of interesting
Chinaman, questioned as to the rea­ porter. "Twenty years ago I had plenty
aminad told them the rent would be lore, short aud to the point, in Web­
son. explained tlie matter in this way: of energy, a little money and a huge
$20 a month, which was $10 less than
“Melican man never tears up and stock of Ideas. I determined to become
ster
’
s
Dictionary,
and
verily
Dr.
Benja
­
they had expected.
(lows in stleet his Bible or bymnbook.
min
Fowler
of
San
Francisco,
a
beauty
“Any objection to children?” asked
Chinee liting all same to Chinaman as a power in the money market and as a
doctor, who has succeeded in exiling
starter dabbled for six months or more
****
I
Mrs. Weilover.
Melican man's Bible.”
himself from the wrath to come of
In
stocks. That experience cost me $4.-
What a musical name you have,
“None at all,” replied the agent.
Then lie still further elucidated the
“How often does the janitor wash many indignant women whom he has “Bell Bird.” It has such a thythm to
mystery by lending the way to the cel­ (SO. I soon became convinced that I
the windows?"
managed to ensnarl by the tempting it that I can almost imagine I hear the I
lar of a Race street house, in which, was cut out for a druggist aud straight­
“Whenever you want them washed bait of making them lieautifui as well music of the bells intermingled with
piled up before a gigantic furnace, way Invested $2,000 in a pharmacy.
and no oftener."
were bundles of paper and sacks of let­ Cut rates wi re unknown in those days,
as youthful in ap|>earanee, thinks he the song of birds. "Shall a young man I
“How about the steam heat?"
ters and newspapers printed in Chi­ and In a short time I was doiug well,
has caught regular tartars in place of take it for granted that a young lady
“We don’t shut It off until the last
nese hieroglyphics.
but one day 1 read of a prominent law
canary birds. They walked right into will accept his escort homefrom church
Interpreted into plain English the old yer receiving $25,000 as a fee for some
of May, and not then if the weather is
or
any
other
place
of
entertainment
x
a|1(J
,
_
ouj8
ph|||
Klng
Frederlck
Die
trap
of
Dr.
Fowler,
who
promised
cool.”
Chinaman's story was that the orien­ case, and instantly I became Imbued
to use the art only known to himself of when he never invitee her to go with william III. of Prussia and many oth tals regarded the written characters with the Idea that I would make a
“What kind of janitor have you?”
“He's a good natured man with an reviving faded complexions, removing him any place and never accompanies I ,r equally Illustrious personages adopt- as so sacred that this furnace was es­ great lawyer. I neglected my drug
impediment in bls speech and can't I wrinkles (one of the bugbears of a worn- her to church?” In answer to that ed the modern form of pantaloon, pecially set apart, after being blessed business to such an extent that in two
talk.”
an’s life), facial blemishes, etc. Not question, my dear, I think the young which was at the time a source of no by the priests, for the incineration of years I was $500 to the bad. In the
It was a second floor flat, with rooms only did they sutler tortures that were lady in question is largely to blame for "'"I “I ridicule and entertainment to all Chinese letters and documents.
meantime I read law diligently. After
So sacred indeed was the Chinese a time I graduated as a full fledged dis­
well lighted, ns ninny closets ns rooms, | diabolical and would have caused the the young man taking it for granted (;ill"J' nnd to the other caricaturists
writing regarded by the orientals that ciple of Blackstone and hung out my
a large pantry, deadened floors, all the learned doctor to lie tried by court-mar­ that she will be pleased to have his I "r l,1P aKe'________________
the most compromising letters of the shingle. Business not coming my way
modern conveniences and was new and
The oldest Force storage,
tial had he been connected with the company even when he comes in at the
highbinders and the private corre-
In a good part of town.
eleventh moment. I imagine 1 hear
The water wheel is probably the old- sponilence of families were left with as fast as I thought it should, 1 opened
“And only $20 a month!” murmured United States army, but after passing
you saying, “but you are dodging the est method of obtaining mechanical confidence in the care of the furnace a small hotel; result, $1,800 In the hole.
Mrs. Weilover. “Can I be dreaming?” through agonies that make them turn
"Then I tried my hand at real estate,
Whereupon she pinched herself and l’ale when speaking about it, he has question, Polly, and shielding those force apart from the employment of attendant, it being perfectly well my legal training helping me greatly,
dreadful
boys.
”
Not
a
bit
of
it,
“
Bell
'¡»Imai
force.
These
wheels
were
no
found she was.—Chicago Tribune.
left their fair faces disfigured for life. Bird,” but 1 think a little talk wU1J do»bt at first worked by a flowing river known that he would not risk his im­ but the same old story will have to be
mortal soul by committing the deadly recorded here—failure. By this time my Are Kina. Immune From Mea.lesT
All the art in putting on cosmetics will ... ...
........
.
land then by a falling stream, and it
Re.tourant Cooks’ Fees.
11-
__
Are kings and queens and princes
not cover up ”
the - blemishes.
Truly "Jack" or “Jill,” expressing your sen- wou|d not be a very great advance on sin of prying into correspondence com­ money was nearly all gone. What to do
When a cook applies for a place in a they are sadly afflicted, , Scores of pa­ timents on the question asked Polly, I f|,js method to dam back the stream mitted to his care to be given to the next was the all absorbing question. subject to the measles and the law of
flames.
restaurant, be says first:
One day a friend convinced me that gravitation just like ordinary mortals?
tients visited li is offices day after day and an invitation to go to church (not I go ng to obtain a continuous supply of
Nor does the oriental regard the Chi­
“What’s the wages?”
the entertainments) with you, might I force even in times of drought. Such nese writing as safe from the hands of big money could be made out of chick­ Prince George of Bavaria, a royal per­
for
treatment
and
bore
the
torture
heroi
­
* And after lie has learned about the
sonage of twenty-two, says that they
cally, comforting themselves with the open the way aud lead “Jack” or "Jill” storing of water at a sufficiently high the Infidel even when every scrap of it ens. I Invested every cent I had left,
wages he goes on:
to at length become a regular attend-1 level is the simplest and even at the lias been reduced to ashes. After the $1,200, in hens. At the end of six are not, or at least tliut the law of evo­
thought
that
their
reward
would
come
“Includin’ grease?”
that he I Present time the most successful meth- paper lias been burned the ashes are months I sold out my hennery for $300. lution does not apply to men of noble
“Yes,” is tlie answer, or else It is | later on. Not until the mischief was ant, for I judge from your : letter
„i„
.......... I od of , storing
If carefully
ar­ carefully collected, and when enough Then 1 got a government job, and here liilbage. Others may have descended
.. loss
, force.
.
..
done did they wake to the realization ia a non-attendant,
“No,” whereupon he resumes:
I've been ever since. Shortly after my from a protoplasmic speck, but not his
«vw
, and simply
r appears I ranged,
the
by
evaporation
and ,
“Includin’ bones?”
that the man was a fraud of the worst at the door to escort you home. Y ou |enkage ,g guinll and n)ay be part)y or has accumulated to make a load they arrival in this towu I purchased a lit- family. Professor Ranke, the celebrat­
are
shipped
on
board
a
boat
belonging
An inquisitive person the other day I kind. He had not only fleeced them of and your friends can revolutionize this! wholly replaced by rain, so the force is
tie land in the northwest section. That ed scientist, was recently delivering a
beard a cook asking these strange ques­ their money, but of their good looks. state of affairs by a little tact, and tile always available, and but little labor Is to the Chinese Merchants’ company, Investment has yielded me a very lecture in Munich before a learned so­
tions of a restaurateur, and the inquisi­ They awoke to the sudden knowledge young men will take it in good part I needed to keep such works in repair, by which society all such matters are handsome return, and I am now thor- ciety, in which lie told Incidentally of
managed, and taken to sea, where they
tive person Inquired, "What on earth
of tlie unfortunate state of affairs when and realize that the proper thing for The water clock of the Romans was are scattered over the surface of the oughly satisfied that the only thing for the descent of man, possibly from or
did that cook menu?”
a man on a salary to do is to either put through the monkey, when the prince
stor-
them to do is to accompany the young an elaboration of this method of
ocean.
“He meant that he wished to know it was too late, and then the wily Dr. ladies both to and from entertainments
a little each mouth in some good sav­ arose and rebuked him sharply for In­
only
for
,
ce
„
a,,d
'y,«
s
for
tbe,n
tbe
To the Chinaman it Is horrifying to ings Imiik or invest his surplus in land sinuating that any member of the
if he would get the grease and bones Benjamin Fowler tied from the indig­ and churches as well. Doubtless they | or°
mo 01'___________
see the white man's newspapers used or bricks and mortar. Remember one royal family could be descended from
as perquisites,” tlie restaurateur ex­ nant women, who have vowed to bring
for wrapping purposes, bis letters tiling —this Is an age of specialists, apes. Prince George pointed out that
plained. “The waste grease and bones I him to justice even though it is dread- know it is the proper thing to do, but
Diet and Character.
of a big eating house amount in tlie fully humiliating to them to have to they need to lie reminded of it.
I au exclusively pork diet tends In- scattered around the streets to be Stick to one thing, make a success of as monarchs exist and rule by divine
walked on and his old books flung
course of a month to a great deal, you acknowledge to the public that they
»»»»
I fallibly to pessimism. Beef, if perse- around when read as though of no It, and maybe one of these days some right it was logically impossible that
know. Here we get monthly 3,700 have been so sadly duped.
-So it is to be in the vere’’ ln for lnonths. makes a man more sacredness than old boots. A big company will offer you a princely the Darwinian theory should apply to
Question No.
pounds of bones, and they all go to the
--------- , - A letter, an envelope, the printed slips salary for your knowledge, A rolling them. Other mortals may consider
White organdie 8trong' energetic a,ld “udacloU8
««««
merry
month
of
June,
cook. He sells them at a half cent a
stone gathers no moss or money.”— themselves a product of evolution, but
1 mutton diet continued f"-
for any
-"y length
pound, and thus they add $4.50 a week
Their faces are sights to behold. Old for the bride is inexpensive and very of time tern’s to melancholia, while extolling the virtues of preserved gin­ Washington Star.
kings and princes are provided for In
ger
or
the
characters
that
advertise
to his salary.”—Philadelphia Record.
other ways. King Canute had a similar
Father Time, who leaves his impress on dainty. Can lie worn over a slip of veal eaters gradually lose energy and a laundry for sale become, after their
idea. If the prince could suspend the
I the features of us all, lieing no respecter whita taffeta if you desire. Trimmings, I gll Vety. . The free use of eggs and milk usefulness lias passed, as sacred as
ORCHARD AND GARDEN.
The Florin.
law of gravitation in the same way,
of persons, would have dealt far more lace and white ribbon. Flowers, bouquet I tends to make women healthy and vl- the gilded ornaments that add to the
The florin, one of the most famous of
or bride roses. Bridesmaids, pink and vacious. Butter used In excess ren
The average life of raspberry planta­ he could be dropped out of a window
kindly
with
them.
The
wrinkles,
ugly
glory
of
the
joss.
modern coins, originated in Florence,
without injury to his feelings.—Har­
blue organdie or white organdie over ders its users phlegmatic and lazy
One man is employed in Chinatown tions is about six years.
Some say that it gave the name to the as they are, would have tieen preferable pink and blue slips; picture hats trim- Apples are excellent for brain work­
per’s Weekly.
With
grapes
the
rule
should
be
to
dig
to collect the waste paper, He calls at
city, while others assert that it was to the scars tiiat mar their features and
med
in
those
shades;
flowers,
carnations
‘‘
7;
and
everybody
who
has
much
In-
deep
aud
plant
shallow.
the
stores
and
tlie
rooms
and
gathers
first so called because it had on it a which they will doubtless carry witli
I
The KuaNlan Railroad.
of sweet liras tied witli Dink or blue tellectual "ork
do sbould #at t,lem
For rooting the best cutting of a
flower-de-luce, from the Italian florone, them to the end. The victims have
Russia has been occupied for more
I
I
I freely. Potatoes, on the contrary, ren- it up with the utmost care, tying it in
plant
Is
a
shoot
of
new
growth
just
be
­
sacks
so
that
not
a
shred
shall
escape.
or "flower,” for the same reason that Held many indignation meetings, called tulle and long ends.
than ten years In building 6,000 miles
| dec one dull. Invidious aud lazy when
With his sacred burden he goes to the fore it grows woody or at all fibrous.
an English silver piece is called a on the police to help find the wily
of railway over a very easy country for
eaten constantly and In excess. To furnace room and hands the sacks to
Trees about the bouse make it more the most part, and that railway is
“crown,” or certain goldpleces In Fowler, and they will not breathe easy
preserve the memory, even to an ad­ the important personage In charge
BRIEF REVIEW.
attractive and homelike, besides shield­ not yet completed. The turn around
France indifferently a "napoleon” or a
vanced
age.
nothing
is
better
than
until they can gaze upon him through
there, who stows it away ready for the ing It from the cold winds of winter
“louis,” or the ten dollar goklpiece in
Lake Baikal, which Involves serious
mustard. —London Chronicle.
prison bars. There is not very much
next burning day. Twice a week the and the hot suns of summer.
America an “eagle.”
dllticultles, is not yet made and will
England
’
s
Abandoned
Farms.
I
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furnace is lighted and the sacks of pa­
Cut the young trees back when plac­ not be for some years. The Manchu­
Two countries, Austria and Holland, comfort in that kind of retribution
per solemnly committed to the flames, ing them In the ground and also trim
A ootrespondent of the Yorkshire
have retained the florin as a unit of either, for every day the same scarred
rian branch is not yet complete. But
1
1 "What did 1 like best in France?
monetary value, taking it at a time faces peer from the glass, and they can Post states that he knows of six farms, she repeated. “Why, Paris, of course. with many incantations.—Philadelphia off some of the roots, especially those assume that we may call the railway
Record.
that are bruised or broken in any way. completed, what do we find? It has
when it was very universal in Europe, say, like a certain lady who lias, owing averaging 400 acres each, in his own lo­ But I'll tell you where we had the
its usage having been rendered general to ill health, been treated very badly by cality, which are without tenants, al-| 1I1()R
Fruit trees cannot thrive on all kinds taken Russia ten years to build 6,000
most t fun. and so cheap too. We went
How He Proponed.
by the financial supremacy of the little old Father Time, who has made a map though the land is of good quality. It I to Reims. Phil wanted to see the Joan
of exhausted soil. The trees will make miles of railroad. The annual construc­
He wished to propose to the girl of a growth of leaves and wood on poor
states of northern Italy and the imper­ of Asia of her face, “I am no prettier is only suitable, however, for growing!of Arc statue, which is considered very
his choice, but lie was nervous. First land, but they require mineral manure tion of railways In the United States
fect coinage system of the other coun­
has twice reached 6,000 miles. The
to-day than 1 was yesterday.” Every corn, and as that is a losing business tine. It stands in front of <in appalling- he thought of the old romantic style:
to perfect the fruit.
tries of the continent
Russian road has cost in the easiest
I day she makes this remark and sighs even low rents fail to produce applica-p- ancient inn. where her parents stay-
“By my halidom, fair one, I would
In most cases when planting shade part $30.000 a mile, and in Siberia it
• . , .
,
, fuin take thee for my bride. Say thou
as site hastily looks in the glass and tions. All are properly equipped, too, od’1 b[?evX’. „
A .July Snowstorm.
... comfortable
, .
. farm i houses
.. ... _...i
,...
I
While Phil was studying
Joan
and wilt be mine, and ere the sun gilds the trees the hardiness of the trees should has probably cost, with the equipment,
with
and
out-
,,,
,,
,
„
In the year 1859 a snowstorm swept turns away witli a dejected look and an . „....
be given preference over rapid growth. $50,000 a mile. Yet, despite this enor­
.
.
, her rapt expression Charlie and Sally
over New York on the 5th of July. It air of disgust that speaks louder than building», ho that incoming tenants I, , weQt tQ vi8|| (be wine cellars of turrets of yonder castle the friar shall It Is of no advantage to secure a shade mous ami wasteful expenditure, they
was Monday, anil the fireworks, which words of her feelings.
would L mj able to make a start at once I pOIilt»|«Oy—they call them ‘caves,’ my unite us in holy bonds.”
tree early only to have It die when have' only got a single track laid with
In the face of the prevalent rage for most useful.
were theD set off in front of the city
under
the most favorable conditions, dear-and what do you think? They
rails so light that they must relay it
»»»»
dramas
of
the
olden
style,
this
form
hall in celebration of the glorious
The failure to let must be attributable! gave us each a bottle of champagne for
from one end to the other. It is as yet
Changed the Text.
Fourth, hnd been kept over from Sat­
“That old hawk must have taken us therefore to a general conviction in the nothing! It is the custom. Phil lost seemed satisfactory. Being an eminent­
a complete failure commercially. It is
“Dr. De Witt Talmage during his not paying its expenses.
urday. The weather was pleasant for jays,” said one of the thoroughly locality that such land could not liecul- all interest in Joan and her statue ly modern young man, however, he
enough in the morning and during the indignant victims as she drew her vail tivated at a profit, no matter how low "hen we told him of It afterward.”- thought again and determined to test visit to England in 1879.” says the Lon­
the theatrical mode.
don Chronicle, "had been engaged to
greater part of the afternoon, but to­ over lier sadly scared face. “More like­ the rent. Yet these very farms were New York Commercial Advertiser,
Nicaragua, It There I. a Canal.
But just at that moment the fair preach ln a church in one of the large
ward dusk heavy clouds appeared in
ly
the
old
quack
took
us
for
geese,
”
re
­
The construction of the transisth-
Mary tripped into the room, and he towns of England. On arriving at the
eagerly bid for not many years ago, and
The Dlnnep ||opn
the sky, a uorthwest wind followed,
blurted out:
building he found it besieged by a mlan waterway through the productive
tlie thermometer went down to 31 de­ plied a sympathizer dryly. “The mis­ yielded their tenants sufficient incomes I Details in regal’d to the manner ...
In
“Er—Mary—er—will you—er—well”— throng of from 15,000 to 26,000 people. country of Nicaragua means to that
grees—one degree below freezing—and chief is done, and our badly scarred for the maintenance of their wives and I which meals were served during the
But Mary was far from being con­ Naturally, he expected the place would country an opening up of its latent re­
the snowflakes came down at a lively faces will lie a lasting monuqient to our children. “Within tlie last twenty dark ages do not ebound. It Is only to­
gait Men who went out that night folly, but others may profit by our ex- years,” writes the correspondent in ward the twelfth century that we be­ trary. "Ob, thnt’s all right, George," lie crowded Inside. Instead of this he sources, immigiation anil improved
wore their winter overcoats and did perience. The less said about it the question, “they were each occupied by gin to have a little light on this inter­ said she, “I know what you mean. was surprised to find It only moderate­ transportation facilities. The construc­
tion of the canal will draw thousands
not find them uncomfortable, for the better, for there is no need of publish­ tenants bringing up families in respecta- ‘’a»inK "»hject. When a meal was r-ady Why, of course, I will. Papa will be ly full.
of foreigners to the country, both capi­
delighted.”—New York Herald.
cold lasted for hours.—New York Press. ing to the world what simpletons we bn,tJ .„a
“
’
Why,
’
he
demanded
of
the
pastor,
...d
«r
'don’t you let this crowd of people come talists and labor, and it requires no
have lieen,” said a demure little woman, their .took of yeomen bred eel» and |1M w
stretch of the imagination to see this
,, 1H)rn , ,„ctM
Sueklna PolHonoaa Wound.,
Him Revenge.
In?’
Mr. De Lone (on being introduced)— and I’oliy quite agrees with her. Had daughters into the world.
Among nil people the sucking of the
As the|of summoning that appears to have
“ ’Oil,’ said he, "each person Inside increasing population spreading over
they not made so much fuss over it the same process is going on in many parts! [,eell the privilege only of the greatest wound lias ever been considered the lias paid 4 shillings to get In.'
the adjacent country both to the north
Miss Coquette and I have met before.
Miss Coquette (coldly)—Yes. I re­ world would have been ignorantof their of the kingdom, it is full time to con- lords. Some hundreds of years later a most effective remedy of immediate ap­
"Dr. Talmage had intended to preach and to the south and settling on the
member now.
folly, lint tliey were too eager to talk to eider whether that precious boon, the Dell was used for the purpose.
plication for snake bites. In Africa a from the text, ‘Without money and lands which can be had for the asking.
"We will let bygones be bygones, for newspaper reporters for their own good. “cheap loaf,” is so very cheap after all.
cupping Instrument Is employed in without price.’ He changed his sub­ Where there are now only dense for­
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ests, silvery lakes, rushing mountain
time heals all wounds and no doubt I
emergencies of the kind to draw out ject.”
Even the most hardened free trader
Accept mrormation Gladly,
»»»»
streams and silent prairies with tali,
was a very silly boy at the time.”
tlie
poisoned
blood.
The
ancients
fol
­
contend, we should im-
Patronizing Hotel Clerk-And now,
I’oliy does not have much confidence would scarcely
The Aathor at Home,
waving grass there will spring up
“Boy?”
. A J
I sir, if you hear any one inquire for a lowed the same methods, and when Ca­
“No.” said the author's wife,
towns and villages, plantations and
“I must have been. It was ten years in the lieauty doctors, but I do believe agme, that it is advantageous to sacra-1 Qod hotc| |n (bl8 (own_
to made his famous expedition through
farms, and a new geographical and
ago. and your reason for refusing me in a clear conscience, an amiable dis|*o- lice the physical quality of the jnipula-
nepnrtlng Guest (eagerly)- Yes, yesl the serpent infested African deserts he hard to understand these men of
was that you were old enough to be my sition and a desire to look on the bright tion for the sake of cheapening one I (-¡o OI) an(j ,e|| me- Ever since I hava employed many savage snake charm­ ins. There’s my husband, for Instance.' commercial center of the western heui-
“Why. anything wrong with him this | laPhere.—Outlook,
mother.”
side, forgetting self in our efforts to do article of dietary to a fractional extent, been In this house 1 have been wonder- ers, called psylll, to follow the army.
morning?”
They
performed
many
mysterious
rites
At
all
events,
the
Yorkshire
Agricul-1
Ing
what
I
should
say
If
any
one
asked
for others, tend to make tlie plainest
Old Time Pirate..
"I should say so! Do you know I
Oxford and American Students.
over men who were bitten, but the effi­
On board the famous pirate Roberts' face attractive and do more than all tural Union, an organization heretofore me about a good hotel in your town.-
Oxford is far from being the most
cacy of their treatment appears to have merely asked him to take down the
tuost stanch to free trade principles, | Los Angeles Herald,
ship a man who was crippled In battle the lieauty doctors combined. Thesoul
stovepipe, and take up the parlor car­ progressive of the world’s colleges. It
consisted in sucking the wounds.
received £800 out of the common stock, lights up the countenance and shines has just swung round a considerable
pet, and hang the new curtains on the I the intellectual center of all That Is
Not Always Needed.
and a proportionate sum was awarded from the eyes with a steady, pure light. distance toward protection.
bay window, and stain the dining room undemocratic. It is the bulwark of the
Daughter
—
I
have
an
luvltation
to
the
Electric Centipeds.
for lesser hurts. Lowther allowed £150 I Tlie lieauty doctors rub the lines out,
floor, and move the piano to the east monarchical system, the defender of
.
. r.___
-T-
i
theater
and
have
no
chaperon.
Least
attractive
among
the
Insects
for the loss of a limb, and other cap­ command you not to laugh too much
Black and Green lea.
I
..
„
_ . .
Mother—You must have one. of which give light are the so called “elec­ corner, and he flew Into a rage and the British aristocracy, the foe of re­
tains instituted a sort of tariff of
One of the scientists at the Agricul-1 course, or you shan’t go. It’s from Mr. tric centipeds,’’ black crawlers with acted as If he had lost all the mind he Uglous freedom. It is absurd to sup­
wounds which extended to ears, fin­ or even smile; don’t frown, don't get
many legs which have been likened to thinks lie's got.”—Atlanta Constitution. Pose that this ancient institution, with
excited; take things easy or you will tural College at Tokio has been ivesti- Slimpurse, I suppose,
gers and toes.
Its 3,000 students, will be much affect-
“No, it’s from Mr. Fatpurse.”
serpents’ skeletons in miniature. They
undo all their work. Worry aud gating the subject of the difference in
Relief.
ed by the influx of a hundred callow
“Um-never mind about the chaper- move in a snakelike fashion, forward
impatience, fretfulness and unstrung tea leaves, and he oilers the following
Wit in n Hospital.
“
John,
”
said
the man who was domi- American boys. On the contrary, the
or backward, leaving behind them a
There was n witty fellow out In a nerves, enviousness and hitter feelings explanation: In making green tea the on,”—New 'orl< Weekly,
bright track of phosphoric light How­ nated by bls mother-in-law. “do you stamp that Oxford will put upon its
Michigan hospitnl who had to be fed make more work for the lieauty doctors leaves are steamed as soon as they are
They
ever, they are most accustomed to ap­ believe there Is any sense In a man American students will, we sincerely
on a daily diet of egg and sherry. Ills than we dream of. We can cultivate gathered; in the case of black tea the
„Although 1 feel that your parents pear In the daytime, when the illumi­ marrying a whole family?”
lb*"
— - render
"
believe,
them unfit for n useful
physician asked him how he liked It this composed manner to more or less ¡eaves are allowed to ferment before!
j will never agree”— he began, nation they nfford is not visible.—Lon­
“I do.” said John. “I believe a man career as citizens of the United States.
Stutes
“It would be all right, doctor,” be said,
With seven charming daughters would A postgraduate course
In Europe may
drying. The result is that the finished “Really, Mr. Gayley,” she Interrupted,
----- —
“if the egg was ns new ns the sherry extent, but carried too far it makes the black tea contains much less tannin I But lie continued, "While I know I am don Times.
be a foci if be didn’t seize the first op- I be
---- all
" .. right,
...............................
but a British education for
and the sherry as old as the egg.”— person tiresome and a bore to lier
portunity to do it."
i an American life is not—San Francis-
Not Reduced to That.
than
the
green.
The
original
tea
leaf
most
unworthy
of
you
”
—
“
Well,
papa
friends.
Be
natural
and
get
all
the
Washington Post
Which goes to show that we are | co Argonaut,
Gottlieb Schneider—I hear you baf
lieauty and pleasure imaginable out of possesses an oxidizingenzyme, which is And mamma agree with you there, Mr
misunderstood when we least expect
a
new
bicycle
got.
~
Do
you
get
much
destroyed
in
the
green
tea
by
steaming^
Gayley.
—
I
liiladelpbia
Record.
A Serious Impediment.
this merry old world and you won’t
it.—Baltimore News.
Florida Everglade.
on It?
Teacher—Can you mention some great have time to liestow much thought on In black tea, during the fermentation,
The sllr of (.r~ ,
Scientists claim that the soil of the
Louie Plltzhelmer— I baf neffer had
man who bad an Impediment in bls I lieauty’ doctors.
the enzyray oxidizes the tannin and
Great Britain is only half as big aS It to a pawnshop aIreatty.—Columbus
The Dldereace.
I everglades ln Florida Is the richest in
speech ?
gives rise to a brownish product.
I Sumatra and double the size of New- (O.) State Journal.
Coming out of n woman's club: “The the "’«rid and would, if drained, pro
» » • •
Little Willy—Please, ma'am, George
difference between my husband's dub duce marvelous crops of nearly any
foundland. It stands fifth ln point of
Speaking of beauty reminds me that
Washington did. He couldn't tell a
It appears that the greatest velocity sii!e ln the (|at of the wor|d>g ls|ntl(ls
and mine,” said the pretty woman in thing planted. It Is proposed to re-
The Parrot.
a so-called lieauty doctor of New York of a rifle ball is not at the muzzle but England without Wales is almost Iden-
lie!—Puck.
the turquoise colored toque, looking clalm this Immense tract, which cov-
She
—
Isn
’
t
that
a
beautiful
parrot?
advertises to remove wrinkles, and It is some distance in front. An avarage of I deal In point of size with Roumanla
at her watch, “Is that mine lasts from ers nearly 4,000 square miles, by bulld-
He
—
Well,
I
like
the
cage
better
than
Extras In the Bill.
said that he is very successful, particu­ ten shots with a German infantry rifle It Is less than one-quarter as big ns
2 until 6. and his lasts from 6 un- 1|IK drainage canals to take off the wa-
I do the parrot.
Clerk of the Burning Hotel (present­ larly in regard to removing wrinkles
tll 2.”
| ter and at the same time serve as a
has shown a muzzle velocity of 2,0681 I'rance or Germany, lhe whole Brit-
"Pshaw! The cage can’t talk.”
ing bill to escaping guests)—All guests
means of transportation between plan­
that line the forehead. It is painful feet per second, with a maximum ve- lsb lsles «'"? occupy the one sixteen
“That’s the reason I like it."—Yon­
of this hotel will please step into our
Mamnioa’a Aerobatics.
ations. Contrary to the general belief,
locity
or
2,132
feet
per
second
at
10
feet
b
,
u
,
'
dre,ltb
P
art
°
f
‘
lie
«••»''»ce
of
this
enough,
and
the
patient
must
make
up
kers
Statesman.
new office across the street and pay
“A financial crash, and. poor fellow, the everglades are healthful, the water
, from the muzzle.
i
Klobe
-
Great
Britain
Is
widest
be-
I
her
mind
to
take
the
treatment
and
twwn , and.g E()d and Rent Tbe ut
for this extra fire and water service.—
he went UDder.”
I’AT.TL811! ‘,ur!’ and there is almost
never flinch. The lieauty doctor sim­
Chicago News.
So long as one loves one forgives.—
“And then she threw him over, 1 I a total absence of fevers and eni'dende
.
i„
,
„
n,
”
H
*
"¡dtli
is
325
miles.
It
is
narrow-
ply cuts away enough skin so that when
hlectricity has increased the po» r !„, between Lock BrootlJ> ou the wpst La Rochefoucauld.
hear.”—Baltimore Herald.
diseases.
diseases.
....... .. epidemic
CttiHK of Early Dayw.
the edges are brought together again, of seacoast lights to that of .1,000,000 congt of Scot|.ln(| alld Rornocli Orth,
Coaaolatloa.
She Capitulated.
The early Biblical references to behold there is nothing there to wrin­ candles. The mineral oil lamp of the I on the east coast. The distance be
Rank Ingratitude.
Edith—Yale Is my favorite. They He nT ?a“p-1 ran acrosa a rich un-
pieces of silver do not In the original kle, and the result is the brow is smooth Doty system, which was in almost uni-1 tween the heads of these two Inlets Is
Maud—Do you mean to tell me that
turn out the best men at New Haven.
convey the idea of coins, but of weights,
you nnd George are engaged at last?
m!ne la‘*ly.but after all I done
vernal use previous to the introduction I but twenty-four miles.
lack—That's what I said when they fer him he wouldn’t gimme a cent
shekels. The Mosaic ‘‘oblation to God” and white and unscarred. It is said
Mabel—Yes; ho had quit spending
was a half shekel, and the shekel Is ex­ that he has all he can do and his offices of electricity, did not exceed 54,(MX) can­
money on me. nnd I thought I might fired me at the end of the junior year.— hlm?°
^ratnP—What did you do fer
Don't He a Walter.
New York Times.
plained by Josephus as equal to four are crowded day and night. It is a dles in the strength of its illumination.
There are too many people In the as well let him propose.—Chicago Trib­
Athenian drachmae of a value of about delicate operation, and he attends to all
I.
yra,nP—F«r ten years I've been
world waiting for favorable conditions. une.
Water thrown upon ice in the arctic Don’t do It. While you are hesitating
55% cents in American money. The the eases himself. An old friend re­
Courtesy is a blessing from the heart ’rRveIln under an assumed name jest
Concessions
have
just
been
granted
first Jewish coinage under authority marked on hearing this bit of informa­ regions will shiver it just as boiling some one else Is plowing ahead of you.
of a good man and a deadly weapon !° 8pare h,s feelln’a.—Town and Coun-
was, it is believed, struck by Simon the tion: “I guess that’s a fairy tale, but If water breaks glass. This is because the Walt for nothing; map out a course to construct and run twenty-seven In the bands of a villain.
branch lines of the Swedish railways.
Mnccabce, about the year 140 B. 0. It it isn’t it goes to show that the fools Ice is so much colder than the water.
and pursue It, rain or shine, mud or The new lines will cover a distance of
The man wno is suspicious lives in a
tonsisted of shekels and half shekels. are not all dead yet. What extremes
If you cannot be clever, be careful.—
dust, storm or lull, cold or beat, good 250 miles In all. nnd it means that Swe
constant state of unhappiness. Better
This coinage bad Its value signified
Walls
have
ears,
ami
the
paper
hang
­
Antrim,
“
Naked
Truths
and
Veiled
Al
times
or
bad
times.
Walt
for
nothlug.
den will again have occasion to pur
for bls peace of mind to be too trustful
upon it, “Shekel Israel,” in Samaritan these society people wdl go to seek for er doesn't cover them either.
—Atchison Globe.
chase a large quuutit.v of rolling stock. ! luslona.”
than too guarded.
*’eauty, which is only skin-deep. I'v®
characters.