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til PAGE SIX. AHiV EAST ORKOONIAN, PKVMWTCW. OHhi.llN TlimtsnAV tnnir. . KtN Be KMiejsl Are f evened l Otot-WmL Msealtkr Kidneys Mate Impure Stood. It used - to be considered that only Sjrinary and bladder troafcles were to be traced to the kidneys, but aow modem science proves that 'nearly 4all di see sea have their beginning in the nHsorder of these sasjet important organs. The fcsjneys filter and purify. Uie blood that is their work. Therefore. vhen your kidneys are weak or out of order yon can uodeeatand how quickly yourtjft.tire body is adjected and how every org seems to fail; 40 do its dutv. If you are siok or " feel badly." begin taking the greai kidney rented?, Dr. Kilmer's SwamprXoot, because, soon at your kidner,-e well they mi', Help III the other org (as to health. trial ill convince ayne. If you are sick you can make uo mis take by first deftoring your kidys. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swaeap-Root, the geit kidacy remedy, ie soon realized, .ft stands the highest foe its wonderful cur. of tht most distreatM cases, and issojf: 00 its merits by li niggia'siii fifty end oar-dollar size bottles. Yon may hare a sample bottle of swamD-a. by mail free, also a pamphlet telling you how to find out if you 'have kidney or bladder trouble. Mention this paper When writing to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bing bsjDton, N. Y. Don't make any mistake, but remember the name, -Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's 6yimp-Root, .tnd the ad- , Binghamtw, K. Y. .oRjvery bottle. 1 W BRIEF ACCORD OF COUNTY EVENTS I Special Coreespondence j 1- - T - 1 1 i r , 1 , ' M WESTON NEWS OF MILTON MOOT WOBtH WILL NOW RE WEATHER HAKRfl ME iWfl E OCT OF DOOH&.1 ALL THINGS LOOK PINE. Serif rf iKutc .Illustrated Lectures fiaase.Laml Sale Hkv, r w- . ..w i ik iMiiikani unurcni laUn Croinl of Fter iPiouwer of Foreign Landa notag bovnwlnguo Formed at the KewauAl by, Coast Secretary. Not His Plaee to Laugh. MUly la a sweet young lady, usually very sedate and self possessed. But today she was suffering under the streHs of suppressed emotion. Tmiii yourseir, my aear," urged a sympathetic friend, "and tell me all About It." 'Well, you see," began Mllly, wlplug aer eyes, "papa caught a wicked cold. and mother persuaded him to coddle himself to get rid of It. So he aat dressed in pajamas, on his foldlna Ded in front of a blazing Ore In bis bedroom. He had a steaming bowl of gruel on hla knee, and his feet were In a pall of mustard and water. Presently we heard a terrific noise overhead, and we all rushed upstairs to see what had happened to poor papa. We found that the folding bed had collapsed la the middle, and there he was stuck In the angle, scalding gruel In hla lap and pouring all over him. while ma was slttinir In twl Young Fettews utrl8C Popular Couple at TkHi Hnt Big Water Suit Takes Modi Tloe and Many Are Giving Towu- of mustard and water on the floor. r - 11 in COAL RockjSprings Bridger Vulcan 2,000 Pounds to the Ton. Phone Main 8 OREGON Lumber Yard Weston, Ajjrll .2-With the pleasant change in Che weather, considerable activity wtli he ahawn this spring In out door sporfts andwork at the Nor mal. The girts who have an acre of land back of the achftol will raise one of the finest gardens in the Weston country, while the toojjs also have con siderable outside work to do. Out iwui.v Deputy Slieriff In Town. mama, Apm 2. The dcod1 of tnis aaaWvMi of the county were elad to see io favorable change in the weather yesterday, and it Is now be lieved that spring Is here for sure. The fruit orchards and gardens are looking fine and prospects are excel- wugning herself Into hysterica. And. oh, the things be said because aha didn't go and pull him out! That's why I'm overcome, my dear!" Lou don Answers. A Bundle of Blunders. Don't say that "cleanliness Is next to godliness," a statement which would ioor sports, baseball mc the like, will I"1 for anotber 00d frult year- TnerP 9true lf lt Were 001 nnmenlng (4so be enjoyed A series of illustrated lectures are LsukI Salon. iwwg held at the Dunkaic church In R- H- "allraan has sold 20 acres of Wwsion this week by D. ff. Click of land ln tne vlBent neighborhood to tta sect Mr. Click ha lust com- Nelson Allen tor a consideration of pie&ea a tour of the world, which he 2000- describes in his lectures, wfch views Josiah Records ias Just sold hi of different Interesting scenes in for- res'uence property in North Milton elgn oonntries. Over 360 pictures t0 ueorge Propeck for $ 2000 will be given during the lectur mends of Mr. and Mrs. C. T. God The raaehers of the Weston cotintrv wln- numbering about 40. Invade many of whom have been speeding tnelr nome Monday evening In bono the winter in the city, are iroin out or Mrs- tioawin s Dirtnaay. The even to their varjeus places for the sum- ul Prvea to De a very enjoyable on mer. tor an present Mrs. Wm. Drlscoll. who has been James Kirk has leased his alfalfa very 111, s reported out of danger. ram near Vincent to Ray Gentry. Leacne Formed uepuiy snenrr joe makeley of A local league of the Inter-Colleel- Pandleton, was a recent visitor her - w a . ate Prohibition association has been on uslns. orc;inlzed at the Normal. L. C. Much Testimony Taken Brotvnell, L. L. B.. caaet secretary The big water suit which Is belnp of the association, was here for the tried here promises to continue mos purpose of organizing the league. of the week. The court Is busy nl Lass Proebstel, who has been here day. and night sessions have alsn visiting with his brother. George been held. In spite of the bewilder ing amount of testimony in the ens substantial progress is being mad.' There are a number of prominent Pendleton attorneys here for this ease. If yet) must gauge the value of this excellent quality quote the original correctly and say that cleanliness la next to goodllneu, meaning therebv mat, wiiere this Is lacking, a clean and well kept person has an attraction and a comeliness only second to actual beauty. Never talk of "the worst comlna to the worst," an Impossible occurrence, since It Is already there. The woraf may come to the worst, as, alas. It of. ten does, but when the worst has come there Is no more to be said. Please do not speak of your "mutual friend." If A is a friend of B and C. A Is not a mutual but a common friend. But, above all, If you would be blameless never talk of "common sense," as though it were or could be an exceptional or rare possession of a favored few. Common sense Is the sense common to all, which long may we all enjoy. They Are Here THE BREWERS OF COURSE ! Management of C. W. Baker The greatest fun-makers that have ever visited Pendleton, are appearing at the STAR THEATRE New Specialties New Songs New Moving Pictures. Change of Program Each Evening One Performance Nightly Admission 10c, 25c and 35c. Proebstel. for some few months, has returned to hl home in Council, Idaho. Get;theBest Good - Wood if I J Snd th BEST KIN!) OF COAL. PROMPT DELIVERY. W. C. MINNIS Leave orders at HEN'NTNG'S CIGAR STORE Opposite Peoples Warehouse "PHONE MAIN 6 He Got What He Needed. "Nine years ago t looked as If my time had come." says Mr. C. Farth ing of Mill Creek. Ind. Ter. "I was so run down that life hung on a very slender thread. It was then my drug gist recommended Electric Bitters. I bought a bottle and I got what I needed strength. I had one foot In the grave, hut Electric Bitters put it back on the turf again, and I've been well ever since." Sold under guarantee at Tallman A Co.'s drufc store. 50 cents. "E. C. DeWItt & Co., Chicago, III. Gentlemen In 1897 I had a dis ease of the stomach and bowels. In the spring of 1902 I bought a bottle of Kodol and the benefit I received all the gold ln Georgia could not buy. May you live long and prosper. Tours very truly. C. N. Cornell, Rodlng, Ga. August 27, 1906." Sold by Tallman & Co. THE "DRY" TERRITORY. HELD CP BY SUGAR TRUST. Eagle Baths BARBER SHOP. First-class Barbering ln all Its branches. CLEAN AND SANITARY. BATHS IN CONNECTION. J. P. Weinman Successor to J. H. Estee. Prices Advanced 60 Cents Per 100 In Spokane and Elsewhere. On account of a combination of -ugar Interests at San Francisco re cently, the price of sugar has been I advanced 60 cents in this city, says ... ""e Chronicle. The prices iTr; alng vflsl for nave C"n Biofvr some time, but on account of a keen competition between Honolulu com panies and California concerns the price on the Pacific coast has been kept down. Now, however, comes the report of a collossal sugar combination at San Francisco, which has gained absolute control of the sugar supply. "A war of extermination between the sugar barons of the coast was closed recently and the proverbial hatchet was burled," asserts a coast report. "The first act WAS to an nounce an advance of 30 cents per hundredweight, and later In the week another advance of 10 cents was de clared." Local retail prices are now quoted at $7.25 per cwt., cane sugar, and $7.10 per cwt. beet sugar. Some of the retailers continue to give 14 pounds for a dollar, but it Is stated that a raise Is liable to be made. Balanced Rations For Incubator Chicks U KiUar toi Conditioners For Poultry and Stock at COLESWOHTHY'S Feed Store 127--129 E. Alta I Plenty of Trouble Is caused by stagnation of the liver and bowels. To get rid of It and headache and blllousnesfi and the poison that brings Jaundice, take Dr. King's New Life Pills, the reliable purifiers that do the work without grinding or griping. 25c at Tallman Co.'s drug store. PER BLET0 MKIIII STICF Dairy trips between Pendletn and Ukiah, except Sunday. Stage leaves Pendleton at 7 a. m arrives at Ukiah at p. m. Retorn stage leavea Ukiah at 6 d. m., arrives at Pendleton at I p. m. Pendleton to Ukiah. It. 00; Pen dleton to Alba, 12.75; Pendleton to Rldae. S2; Pendleton to Nye, $1.60; Pendleton to Pilot Rock. 11. 'Phone Main BIS. THORNTON MUSIC CO 813 Main Street. HIGH ORADB PIANOS and ORGANS Columbia, Bdlaon and Victor Talk ing Machines, Bacords, Cabinets and Musical Merchandise. Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts promptly yet gently on the bow els, through which the cold la forced out of thesystem and at the same time It allays inflammation. Sold by Tallman A Co. Notice to Poultry The hatching season Is cow open and I am prepared to furnish settings of full blood, single comb white lac horn egga. to the trade In any quan tity desired. $7 par hundred. For further Information phone Main II. A. Notte, Thin May Interest Yon. No one Is Immune from Kidney trouble, so just remember that Foley's Kidney Cure will stop the Irregulari ties and cure any case of kidney and bladder trouble that Is not yet be yond the reach of medicine. Pendle ton Drug Co. People who use religion as a cloak usually wind up without a rag of respectability. TEA New York is too far from Japan; San Fran cisco is nearer. Tour fractr rttarst r our MMf II raa deal Wu IcUular'i Bit: wi mj him. In Two Thirds of the United States Liquor Is Forbidden. Ferdinand C. Inglehard says of the "dry territory" In the United Stateu, In April Review of Reviews: In two thirds of all the territory of the United States the saloon has been abolished by law. Forty years ago there wer 3,500,000 people living In territory whtre the sale of liouor was prohibited Now there are 36,- 000.000 people Under prohibitory law. Sine that time the population of the country has scarcely doubled, while, the population Jn prohibition territory has Increased tenfold. There are 20,000,000 people In the 14 southern states. 17,000,000 of whom are under prohibitory law in some form. In 1900 there were 18, 000.000 under prohibition in the Uni ted States; now there are 36,000,000. In eight months state-wide prohibi tion has cleared the saloon from an area as great a that of France. In that area there Is a solid block of territory 300 miles north and south by 720 miles east and west, ln which on the first day of next Jan uary a bird can fly from the Mississip pi to the Atlantic ocean, and from the boundary of Tennessee to the Gulf of Mexico, without looking down upon a legalized saloon. Great Brit ain and Ireland could be set down over this space without covering It. There would be 10.000 square miles of "dry" territory left as a border. FIRST-BORN OF PUYALLUP, Yakima Man Claims Distinction of Being "Flriw Wlrite Child," Etc. J. H. Boatman of North Yakima, the first white child born In the Puy- allup valley, is now at Puyallup par ticipating In a celebration there In anniversary of the start made 66 years ago by his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Willis Boatman, from Auourn, 111., by ox team and prairie schooner for Oregon and Washington, says the Yakima Republic. All the children living, with their families, were present. Mr. Boatman settled on his present farm January 11, 1854, and the present North Yaki ma rancher, John Boatman, was born there on July 28 of that year. The old cabin, which was the origi nal homestead, Is still In existence. Not a nail was used In its construc tion About It centered the festivities on Sunday, which was the anniversary day Mr. Boatman, the elder, relates for newspaper publication how he de clined to purchase for a plug of to bacco a homestead relinquishment at Sumner. He says that In those days he thought the tobacco had the great er value. The pioneer's tale of the hardships of the trip across the con tinent, Including decimation of the original party from cholera, Indian troubles, mountain fever, etc., Is a thrilling one. Mrs. John Boatman of North Takima was the only one of the Immediate relatives who was not present at the reunion and celebra tlon. The mother with a "good baby" Is the envy of all the women who know her. Shake.peare Versus Burns. At the close of a lecture to the mem bers of a certain literary socletv the following dialogue between a Scotch man and the lecturer was overheard: ie think a flue lot o' Shakespeare. doctor?" "I do, sir," was the emphatic reply. "An ye think be was malr clever than Robbie Burns r" "Why, there's no comparison be tween them!" "Maybe no, but ye tell us the nlcht it was Shakespeare who wrote 'Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.' Now, Robbie would never have writ ten sic nonsense as that." "Nonsense, sir!" thundered the indig nant doctor. "Aye. Just nonsense. Bobbie would bae kent fine that a king, or a queen either, dlsna gang to bed wl the crown on his head. They hang It ower the back o a chair." The doctor's face dropped, for he realized tlint his lec ture had been given In vain. Scottish Nights. "THE SHOW THAT'S HIRE TO STAY THE DIME The Ladies' and Children's THEATER MOVING PICTURES That Are Funny and Fascinating NEW ILLUSTRATED SONGS Program changes Sunday, Tuesday and Friday Shows 2 to 5 p. m., and 6:30 to 10 p. m. Admission 1 Qc Children under 10 yrs. 5c. MAIN STREET, NEXT TO HADEICS. Gold Is Everywhere. Gold can most profitably be eitract ed from certain mines where the ore Is rich and not too difficult to work, but should these deposits ever peter out there is uo fear that the world would suffer for lack of a gold supply, for there are many other sources which are as yet untouched, but for working which profitable methods would, be de vised lf need were. Grunite, for ex ample, contains an appreciable quan tity of gold, and lf It were not Under present conditions too expensive a mat tar to extract lt we should find Scot land and Cornwall rlvallug the Trans vaal and the Klondike. The sea also contains gold ln solution, and the man who invents a cheap method of get ting it out will make himself richer than all the millionaires that ever lived. Gold Is also constantly falling all over the surface of the world, blown to us ln minute quantities along with cosmic dust, which comes from inter stellar space. Black and White. THE REO Morrie B0 Streeter, Lesse and Manager Watch For 90 Easily Stated. A committee having In charge a local entertainment went to a noted editor to request him to take part in lt. "What do you want me to do, gentle men'" be asked. "We would like to have you give na talk on spelling reform." they re plied "Well," he rejoined, "I can giva yoo my Idea of spelling reform ln one sen tence. Just leave 'me' off tha 'pro gramme.' " A Working Majority. "Yon can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the tune. But" "Why go further?" Interrupted Sena tor Snlffklns. "The two classes you have named constitute a safe working majority. "-Philadelphia Bulletin. The Deeps Are Dumb. The greatest golfers seldom talk bout their golf any mora than the greatest cricketers talk about their cricket. It Is the enthusiastic duffer Who enjoys conversing about "his fcame."- London Truth. geholarehip. Genial Clergyman (visiting the vil lage school)-WeM, my little man, what de you do ln school all day? The Most Promising PupU-I wait till It'a time to get oat, sir. London Opinion. It Is better to fight for the good than to ran at the ill.-Tennyson. The foolishness of yesterday Is not cured by the regrets of today. Persian Cleaning and Dye Works ITWr UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. Ladles' fine gar- Ladies' and gents' clothing cleaned and pressed. ments a specialty. All work guaranteed. F. M. LORIMER, Proprietor Phone Main 194. Main Street, Near Bridge. NET PROFITS 1 HEN you advertise you expect to get something out of it more than you put in it; if you don't, it's a losing game and losing money is poor policy. But it's not bow much an ad costs it's how much profit it brings you. Net profit that's the main thing. I flT ADVERTISING is not a magic art All it is, is t putting into print effective selling arguments a good salesman would use orally. Write those arguments in an attrsctire style bring out the merita of a proposition so that the other fellow feels an instinctive desire to possess it tell him why he sheuld buy it and then finally satisfy him that the price is right To get the best results, cater to the largest number you can reach among those who make good wages and live well people who can afford to buy what you have to sell. The East Oregonian's readers are composed of that class who willingly pay 65 cents a month for it in preference to baying the cheaper papers. Ncft reiulfc fhey are people who can afford to buy what you have to sell. They are not penurious. They are not paupers. The East Orfonian is eastern Oregon's representative paper. It tads and the people airpreoiato it and show it by their liberal patron ace. It is the adrertinnc medium of this section.