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AHiV EAST ORKOONIAN, PKVMWTCW. OHhi.llN TlimtsnAV tnnir. .
KtN Be KMiejsl Are
f evened l Otot-WmL
Msealtkr Kidneys Mate Impure Stood.
It used - to be considered that only
Sjrinary and bladder troafcles were to be
traced to the kidneys,
but aow modem
science proves that
'nearly 4all di see sea
have their beginning
in the nHsorder of
these sasjet important
organs.
The fcsjneys filter
and purify. Uie blood
that is their work.
Therefore. vhen your kidneys are weak
or out of order yon can uodeeatand how
quickly yourtjft.tire body is adjected and
how every org seems to fail; 40 do its
dutv.
If you are siok or " feel badly." begin
taking the greai kidney rented?, Dr.
Kilmer's SwamprXoot, because, soon
at your kidner,-e well they mi', Help
III the other org (as to health. trial
ill convince ayne.
If you are sick you can make uo mis
take by first deftoring your kidys.
The mild and the extraordinary effect of
Dr. Kilmer's Swaeap-Root, the geit
kidacy remedy, ie soon realized, .ft
stands the highest foe its wonderful cur.
of tht most distreatM cases, and issojf:
00 its merits by li
niggia'siii fifty
end oar-dollar size
bottles. Yon may
hare a sample bottle of swamD-a.
by mail free, also a pamphlet telling you
how to find out if you 'have kidney or
bladder trouble. Mention this paper
When writing to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bing
bsjDton, N. Y. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, -Swamp-Root,
Dr. Kilmer's 6yimp-Root, .tnd the ad-
, Binghamtw, K. Y. .oRjvery bottle.
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BRIEF ACCORD OF
COUNTY EVENTS I
Special Coreespondence j
1- - T - 1 1 i r , 1 , '
M WESTON NEWS OF MILTON
MOOT WOBtH WILL NOW RE WEATHER HAKRfl
ME iWfl E OCT OF DOOH&.1 ALL THINGS LOOK PINE.
Serif rf iKutc .Illustrated Lectures fiaase.Laml Sale Hkv, r w- .
..w i ik iMiiikani unurcni laUn Croinl of
Fter iPiouwer of Foreign Landa
notag bovnwlnguo Formed at
the KewauAl by, Coast Secretary.
Not His Plaee to Laugh.
MUly la a sweet young lady, usually
very sedate and self possessed. But
today she was suffering under the
streHs of suppressed emotion.
Tmiii yourseir, my aear," urged a
sympathetic friend, "and tell me all
About It."
'Well, you see," began Mllly, wlplug
aer eyes, "papa caught a wicked cold.
and mother persuaded him to coddle
himself to get rid of It. So he aat
dressed in pajamas, on his foldlna
Ded in front of a blazing Ore In bis
bedroom. He had a steaming bowl
of gruel on hla knee, and his feet were
In a pall of mustard and water.
Presently we heard a terrific noise
overhead, and we all rushed upstairs
to see what had happened to poor
papa. We found that the folding bed
had collapsed la the middle, and there
he was stuck In the angle, scalding
gruel In hla lap and pouring all over
him. while ma was slttinir In twl
Young Fettews
utrl8C Popular Couple at TkHi
Hnt Big Water Suit Takes Modi
Tloe and Many Are Giving Towu- of mustard and water on the floor.
r - 11 in
COAL
RockjSprings
Bridger
Vulcan
2,000 Pounds
to the Ton.
Phone Main 8
OREGON
Lumber Yard
Weston, Ajjrll .2-With the pleasant
change in Che weather, considerable
activity wtli he ahawn this spring In
out door sporfts andwork at the Nor
mal. The girts who have an acre of
land back of the achftol will raise one
of the finest gardens in the Weston
country, while the toojjs also have con
siderable outside work to do. Out
iwui.v Deputy Slieriff In Town.
mama, Apm 2. The dcod1 of
tnis aaaWvMi of the county were elad
to see io favorable change in the
weather yesterday, and it Is now be
lieved that spring Is here for sure.
The fruit orchards and gardens are
looking fine and prospects are excel-
wugning herself Into hysterica. And.
oh, the things be said because aha
didn't go and pull him out! That's
why I'm overcome, my dear!" Lou
don Answers.
A Bundle of Blunders.
Don't say that "cleanliness Is next
to godliness," a statement which would
ioor sports, baseball mc the like, will I"1 for anotber 00d frult year- TnerP 9true lf lt Were 001 nnmenlng
(4so be enjoyed
A series of illustrated lectures are LsukI Salon.
iwwg held at the Dunkaic church In R- H- "allraan has sold 20 acres of
Wwsion this week by D. ff. Click of land ln tne vlBent neighborhood to
tta sect Mr. Click ha lust com- Nelson Allen tor a consideration of
pie&ea a tour of the world, which he 2000-
describes in his lectures, wfch views Josiah Records ias Just sold hi
of different Interesting scenes in for- res'uence property in North Milton
elgn oonntries. Over 360 pictures t0 ueorge Propeck for $ 2000
will be given during the lectur mends of Mr. and Mrs. C. T. God
The raaehers of the Weston cotintrv wln- numbering about 40. Invade
many of whom have been speeding tnelr nome Monday evening In bono
the winter in the city, are iroin out or Mrs- tioawin s Dirtnaay. The even
to their varjeus places for the sum- ul Prvea to De a very enjoyable on
mer. tor an present
Mrs. Wm. Drlscoll. who has been James Kirk has leased his alfalfa
very 111, s reported out of danger. ram near Vincent to Ray Gentry.
Leacne Formed uepuiy snenrr joe makeley of
A local league of the Inter-Colleel- Pandleton, was a recent visitor her
- w a .
ate Prohibition association has been on uslns.
orc;inlzed at the Normal. L. C. Much Testimony Taken
Brotvnell, L. L. B.. caaet secretary The big water suit which Is belnp
of the association, was here for the tried here promises to continue mos
purpose of organizing the league. of the week. The court Is busy nl
Lass Proebstel, who has been here day. and night sessions have alsn
visiting with his brother. George been held. In spite of the bewilder
ing amount of testimony in the ens
substantial progress is being mad.'
There are a number of prominent
Pendleton attorneys here for this ease.
If yet) must gauge the value of this
excellent quality quote the original
correctly and say that cleanliness la
next to goodllneu, meaning therebv
mat, wiiere this Is lacking, a clean
and well kept person has an attraction
and a comeliness only second to actual
beauty.
Never talk of "the worst comlna to
the worst," an Impossible occurrence,
since It Is already there. The woraf
may come to the worst, as, alas. It of.
ten does, but when the worst has come
there Is no more to be said.
Please do not speak of your "mutual
friend." If A is a friend of B and C.
A Is not a mutual but a common
friend.
But, above all, If you would be
blameless never talk of "common
sense," as though it were or could be
an exceptional or rare possession of a
favored few. Common sense Is the
sense common to all, which long may
we all enjoy.
They Are Here
THE BREWERS
OF COURSE !
Management of C. W. Baker
The greatest fun-makers that have ever
visited Pendleton, are appearing at the
STAR THEATRE
New Specialties New Songs
New Moving Pictures.
Change of Program Each Evening
One Performance Nightly
Admission 10c, 25c and 35c.
Proebstel. for some few months, has
returned to hl home in Council,
Idaho.
Get;theBest
Good
- Wood
if I J
Snd th
BEST KIN!) OF COAL.
PROMPT DELIVERY.
W. C. MINNIS
Leave orders at
HEN'NTNG'S CIGAR STORE
Opposite Peoples Warehouse
"PHONE MAIN 6
He Got What He Needed.
"Nine years ago t looked as If my
time had come." says Mr. C. Farth
ing of Mill Creek. Ind. Ter. "I was
so run down that life hung on a very
slender thread. It was then my drug
gist recommended Electric Bitters.
I bought a bottle and I got what I
needed strength. I had one foot In
the grave, hut Electric Bitters put
it back on the turf again, and I've
been well ever since." Sold under
guarantee at Tallman A Co.'s drufc
store. 50 cents.
"E. C. DeWItt & Co., Chicago, III.
Gentlemen In 1897 I had a dis
ease of the stomach and bowels. In
the spring of 1902 I bought a bottle
of Kodol and the benefit I received
all the gold ln Georgia could not buy.
May you live long and prosper. Tours
very truly. C. N. Cornell, Rodlng, Ga.
August 27, 1906." Sold by Tallman
& Co.
THE "DRY" TERRITORY.
HELD CP BY SUGAR TRUST.
Eagle Baths
BARBER SHOP.
First-class Barbering ln all Its
branches.
CLEAN AND SANITARY.
BATHS IN CONNECTION.
J. P. Weinman
Successor to J. H. Estee.
Prices Advanced 60 Cents Per 100 In
Spokane and Elsewhere.
On account of a combination of
-ugar Interests at San Francisco re
cently, the price of sugar has been
I advanced 60 cents in this city, says
... ""e Chronicle. The prices
iTr; alng vflsl for
nave C"n Biofvr
some time, but on account of a keen
competition between Honolulu com
panies and California concerns the
price on the Pacific coast has been
kept down.
Now, however, comes the report of
a collossal sugar combination at San
Francisco, which has gained absolute
control of the sugar supply.
"A war of extermination between
the sugar barons of the coast was
closed recently and the proverbial
hatchet was burled," asserts a coast
report. "The first act WAS to an
nounce an advance of 30 cents per
hundredweight, and later In the week
another advance of 10 cents was de
clared." Local retail prices are now quoted
at $7.25 per cwt., cane sugar, and
$7.10 per cwt. beet sugar. Some of
the retailers continue to give 14
pounds for a dollar, but it Is stated
that a raise Is liable to be made.
Balanced Rations
For Incubator Chicks
U KiUar toi
Conditioners
For Poultry and Stock
at
COLESWOHTHY'S
Feed Store 127--129 E. Alta
I
Plenty of Trouble
Is caused by stagnation of the liver
and bowels. To get rid of It and
headache and blllousnesfi and the
poison that brings Jaundice, take Dr.
King's New Life Pills, the reliable
purifiers that do the work without
grinding or griping. 25c at Tallman
Co.'s drug store.
PER BLET0 MKIIII STICF
Dairy trips between Pendletn and
Ukiah, except Sunday. Stage leaves
Pendleton at 7 a. m arrives at Ukiah
at p. m. Retorn stage leavea Ukiah
at 6 d. m., arrives at Pendleton at I
p. m.
Pendleton to Ukiah. It. 00; Pen
dleton to Alba, 12.75; Pendleton to
Rldae. S2; Pendleton to Nye, $1.60;
Pendleton to Pilot Rock. 11.
'Phone Main BIS.
THORNTON MUSIC CO
813 Main Street.
HIGH ORADB PIANOS and ORGANS
Columbia, Bdlaon and Victor Talk
ing Machines, Bacords, Cabinets and
Musical Merchandise.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
acts promptly yet gently on the bow
els, through which the cold la forced
out of thesystem and at the same
time It allays inflammation. Sold by
Tallman A Co.
Notice to Poultry
The hatching season Is cow open
and I am prepared to furnish settings
of full blood, single comb white lac
horn egga. to the trade In any quan
tity desired. $7 par hundred. For
further Information phone Main II.
A. Notte,
Thin May Interest Yon.
No one Is Immune from Kidney
trouble, so just remember that Foley's
Kidney Cure will stop the Irregulari
ties and cure any case of kidney and
bladder trouble that Is not yet be
yond the reach of medicine. Pendle
ton Drug Co.
People who use religion as a cloak
usually wind up without a rag of respectability.
TEA
New York is too far
from Japan; San Fran
cisco is nearer.
Tour fractr rttarst r our MMf II raa deal
Wu IcUular'i Bit: wi mj him.
In Two Thirds of the United States
Liquor Is Forbidden.
Ferdinand C. Inglehard says of the
"dry territory" In the United Stateu,
In April Review of Reviews:
In two thirds of all the territory
of the United States the saloon has
been abolished by law. Forty years
ago there wer 3,500,000 people living
In territory whtre the sale of liouor
was prohibited Now there are 36,-
000.000 people Under prohibitory law.
Sine that time the population of the
country has scarcely doubled, while,
the population Jn prohibition territory
has Increased tenfold.
There are 20,000,000 people In the
14 southern states. 17,000,000 of
whom are under prohibitory law in
some form. In 1900 there were 18,
000.000 under prohibition in the Uni
ted States; now there are 36,000,000.
In eight months state-wide prohibi
tion has cleared the saloon from an
area as great a that of France.
In that area there Is a solid block
of territory 300 miles north and
south by 720 miles east and west, ln
which on the first day of next Jan
uary a bird can fly from the Mississip
pi to the Atlantic ocean, and from
the boundary of Tennessee to the
Gulf of Mexico, without looking down
upon a legalized saloon. Great Brit
ain and Ireland could be set down
over this space without covering It.
There would be 10.000 square miles
of "dry" territory left as a border.
FIRST-BORN OF PUYALLUP,
Yakima Man Claims Distinction of
Being "Flriw Wlrite Child," Etc.
J. H. Boatman of North Yakima,
the first white child born In the Puy-
allup valley, is now at Puyallup par
ticipating In a celebration there In
anniversary of the start made 66
years ago by his parents, Mr. and
Mrs. Willis Boatman, from Auourn,
111., by ox team and prairie schooner
for Oregon and Washington, says the
Yakima Republic.
All the children living, with their
families, were present. Mr. Boatman
settled on his present farm January
11, 1854, and the present North Yaki
ma rancher, John Boatman, was
born there on July 28 of that year.
The old cabin, which was the origi
nal homestead, Is still In existence.
Not a nail was used In its construc
tion About It centered the festivities
on Sunday, which was the anniversary
day
Mr. Boatman, the elder, relates for
newspaper publication how he de
clined to purchase for a plug of to
bacco a homestead relinquishment at
Sumner. He says that In those days
he thought the tobacco had the great
er value. The pioneer's tale of the
hardships of the trip across the con
tinent, Including decimation of the
original party from cholera, Indian
troubles, mountain fever, etc., Is a
thrilling one. Mrs. John Boatman of
North Takima was the only one of
the Immediate relatives who was not
present at the reunion and celebra
tlon.
The mother with a "good baby" Is
the envy of all the women who know
her.
Shake.peare Versus Burns.
At the close of a lecture to the mem
bers of a certain literary socletv the
following dialogue between a Scotch
man and the lecturer was overheard:
ie think a flue lot o' Shakespeare.
doctor?"
"I do, sir," was the emphatic reply.
"An ye think be was malr clever
than Robbie Burns r"
"Why, there's no comparison be
tween them!"
"Maybe no, but ye tell us the nlcht
it was Shakespeare who wrote 'Uneasy
lies the head that wears a crown.'
Now, Robbie would never have writ
ten sic nonsense as that."
"Nonsense, sir!" thundered the indig
nant doctor.
"Aye. Just nonsense. Bobbie would
bae kent fine that a king, or a queen
either, dlsna gang to bed wl the crown
on his head. They hang It ower the
back o a chair." The doctor's face
dropped, for he realized tlint his lec
ture had been given In vain. Scottish
Nights.
"THE SHOW THAT'S HIRE TO STAY
THE DIME
The Ladies' and Children's
THEATER
MOVING PICTURES
That Are Funny and Fascinating
NEW ILLUSTRATED SONGS
Program changes Sunday, Tuesday and Friday
Shows 2 to 5 p. m., and 6:30 to 10 p. m.
Admission 1 Qc Children under 10 yrs. 5c.
MAIN STREET, NEXT TO HADEICS.
Gold Is Everywhere.
Gold can most profitably be eitract
ed from certain mines where the ore Is
rich and not too difficult to work, but
should these deposits ever peter out
there is uo fear that the world would
suffer for lack of a gold supply, for
there are many other sources which
are as yet untouched, but for working
which profitable methods would, be de
vised lf need were. Grunite, for ex
ample, contains an appreciable quan
tity of gold, and lf It were not Under
present conditions too expensive a mat
tar to extract lt we should find Scot
land and Cornwall rlvallug the Trans
vaal and the Klondike. The sea also
contains gold ln solution, and the man
who invents a cheap method of get
ting it out will make himself richer
than all the millionaires that ever
lived. Gold Is also constantly falling
all over the surface of the world, blown
to us ln minute quantities along with
cosmic dust, which comes from inter
stellar space. Black and White.
THE REO
Morrie B0 Streeter, Lesse and Manager
Watch For
90
Easily Stated.
A committee having In charge a local
entertainment went to a noted editor
to request him to take part in lt.
"What do you want me to do, gentle
men'" be asked.
"We would like to have you give na
talk on spelling reform." they re
plied "Well," he rejoined, "I can giva yoo
my Idea of spelling reform ln one sen
tence. Just leave 'me' off tha 'pro
gramme.' "
A Working Majority.
"Yon can fool all of the people some
of the time and some of the people
all of the tune. But"
"Why go further?" Interrupted Sena
tor Snlffklns. "The two classes you
have named constitute a safe working
majority. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Deeps Are Dumb.
The greatest golfers seldom talk
bout their golf any mora than the
greatest cricketers talk about their
cricket. It Is the enthusiastic duffer
Who enjoys conversing about "his
fcame."- London Truth.
geholarehip.
Genial Clergyman (visiting the vil
lage school)-WeM, my little man, what
de you do ln school all day? The
Most Promising PupU-I wait till It'a
time to get oat, sir. London Opinion.
It Is better to fight for the good than
to ran at the ill.-Tennyson.
The foolishness of yesterday Is not
cured by the regrets of today.
Persian Cleaning and Dye Works
ITWr UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.
Ladles' fine gar-
Ladies' and gents' clothing cleaned and pressed.
ments a specialty. All work guaranteed.
F. M. LORIMER, Proprietor
Phone Main 194. Main Street, Near Bridge.
NET PROFITS
1 HEN you advertise you expect to get something
out of it more than you put in it; if you
don't, it's a losing game and losing money
is poor policy.
But it's not bow much an ad costs it's how much
profit it brings you.
Net profit that's the main thing. I
flT ADVERTISING is not a magic art All it is, is
t putting into print effective selling arguments a good
salesman would use orally. Write those arguments in an
attrsctire style bring out the merita of a proposition so
that the other fellow feels an instinctive desire to possess
it tell him why he sheuld buy it and then finally satisfy
him that the price is right
To get the best results, cater to the largest number you
can reach among those who make good wages and live well
people who can afford to buy what you have to sell.
The East Oregonian's readers are composed of that class
who willingly pay 65 cents a month for it in preference to
baying the cheaper papers. Ncft reiulfc fhey are people
who can afford to buy what you have to sell.
They are not penurious.
They are not paupers.
The East Orfonian is eastern Oregon's representative paper. It
tads and the people airpreoiato it and show it by their liberal patron
ace. It is the adrertinnc medium of this section.