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About Eugene register-guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1930-1983 | View Entire Issue (May 21, 1961)
Gardening 'N Workshop 1 News 11C JUwi Quips and Quotes A newlywed couple invited a friend over for his first visit to their new apartment and were giving instructions: "It's the large apartment building near the bus stop. Our bell is on the right-hand side, near the bottom of the list. When you spot it, ring the bell with your elbow. When we press the downstairs-door buzzer, just push against the door with your shoulder." The friend asked: "But why can't I use my hands to press the bell?" "For goodness sake," the newlywed ex claimed, "you're not coming empty-handed, are you?" Willis Shanty The tmall boy dashed out of the house, but his mother called him back to ask where he was going. "I'm going out to play ball," he replied. "With whom are you playing?" "I'm going to play with God." "You shouldn't joke about Cod," the mother replied, aghast. "I'm not joking, Mom. I throw the ball up to Him, and He throws it back to me." .Frances Benson Committee Member's Madrigal Who's got big plans and enthusiasms? The chairman has 'em. Who'll do the work he plots with eal? We'll'. Oh, we'll gallop and labor here and there, While the jolly chairman warms his chair. And who'll get credit for this affair? He'll! Georgie Starbuck Galbraith It was a very important job, and the president of the company was interviewing high-caliber young men. "What would jou say your main pursuits in life are?" he asked one applicant sternly. "It depends," the applicant replied. "On what?" the executive persisted. "Well, in the morning it's the 8:32 bus, and in the evening it's the 5:47 bus." Howard Stalls An American businessman was taking a visiting Japanese executive on a tour of a booming U.S. city. The Japanese was as tonished at the wonders he saw. Pleased, the American concluded on a proud note: "And now I want you to see the Japanese garden we've built in our park." "Beautiful! Beautiful!" the Japanese said when they entered the garden. "Oh, if we only had something like this in Japan!" John Shotwell "id be satisied if ihey weren't quite so lamef" Family Weekly, May 21 , 1961 RESP-R-AID MASK Filters Your Breathing Against Harmful Sprays, Pollen, Oust PROTECTS YOU OUTDOORS against non-toxic garden insec- ticide sprays and dusts, and allergy pollens. PROTECTS YOU INDOORS against common household and home work-shop dusts, -non-toxic Sr. paint oversprays and fumes. Lightweight Resp-R-Aid has 5 washable filter, foam cushioning, adjustable strap, jjj At Your Drugstore or Hardware Stora 1 DAVOL RUBBER COMPANY,-iov,dc. .... , DRIVE SLOWLY CAREFULLY SAFELY THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN YOU CAN DRAW THIS! : Here's what arlUteducotor ANN DAVIDOW lay about her book, "Let's Draw Animali" "Let's! Let's find out together that it's simple to draw in steps even more fun if the steps are also tricks, set to rhyme. So let's!" Order this big bookful of fun for your children ... or for a unique gift: It contains 80 of the bright "Let's Draw Animals" features our young FAMILY WEEKLY readers enjoy each week, with all new drawings and rhymes. Yours for only $1.00 postpaid with paper cover; deluxe edition $2.50 in handsome, long-wearing binding of quality Library Cloth. Hours of fun and complete satisfaction guaranteed, or return book for full refund. FAMILY WEEKLY BOOKS (S3 No. Michigan A v.. Chicago 1, llllnoli Encloiod find $ for which pleaie land mo poilpold "LET'S ODAW ANIMALS" 01 folloti Quontliy PARE COVE SI .00 ooch To, f -DELUXE BINDING $2.50 ooch J cuVi'siotV Afey Sterno HEAT CUBES START BAR B-Q'S QUICKLY Aofate-up Shtokefess -Ocfatess Sterno Heat Cubes give you the steady flame that starts safe, stays safe. Giant Jar and Fork only ANOTHER St6m0 PRODUCT FOR FAMILY FUN r- FOR CLEAN HANDS. ..USE WASH 'N DM HIGHER EDUCATION KEEP IT BRIGHT DeWitt's ManZan brings al- most instant relief of agoniz ing pain and embarrassing itch. ManZan reduces and retracts external and in ternal hemorrhoids with a tested formula. Allantoin, a BDecial ManZan ingredi ent, promotes fast healing.. Buy ManZan, ointment i suppositories. Rip Van Winkle Couldn't Sleep with NaggingBackache Now 1 You can Ket the fast rcl lef you need from nnKtririK backache, headache And muscular aches and painathatoften cause restless nijfhts and miserable tired-out VelinK. When these discomfort come on with overexertion or stress and strain you want relief want it fast! Another disturbance may be mild bladder irritation following wrong food and drink often set- Unit up a restless uncomfortable feellntt. Doan's Pills work fast In 3 separate ways: 1. by speedy pain-relieving action to case torment of namclng backache, head aches, muscular aches and pains. 2. by soothing effect on bladder Irritation. 8, by mild diuretic action tending to increase tint put of the 15 miles of kidney tubes, Knjny a Rood n (tent's sleep and the same hnppy relief millions have for over 60 years. New, large sis save money Get Doan's Pills today !
