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: 1 ; -jr f 7 . Grant Co. Kews. 1 . ' " ' . j ri , Its ilWMll'f II fllfltTli WTsT mrWm - V5 1 : 1 j. C f ' -y JynxaH Anthony Froudo on i ' m C i ! WlTtlMir.D T1IKK1SD.YY moknino, nv D. I. A SB U BY " Editor and Proprlotor.v GOUTY OFFICIAlPAPER Siihaeriplion 7. .53 00 Sis Mouths 1 nO Thro Mouths 75 OFFICIAL DHUfiCTOllY: Dc. Judge 2ST. K. Maxcy. Cterk J. T. Mael a(HwiwK.' is. null. Caw-wiss'ionera f T. A. iilcKinnon ( T. JL Mcador ...... J. i I , IS cwd A. C. Dore . . M. J). Cameron Si-reyot . . .eriC ,1:L F. Dudsou Stock Inspector r. G. Luco Xi. T5. -Tiwn 1 G. "VY. Walker 13f. At'oi-nej M. ). Clifford PROFESSIONAL GAUDS. - fSS OHII, ?!. D. Canyon Glty, 0n. OMcc- on Msn Stri'rt in UMn terwt-rly oc. iatKlciKw cV, Surgeon. Qaym City .... Qresw. TWrati-rlT of luw kxatad here, wA iHM tttotl frjc -i.al uU1 4v or te. 11. DtlLEY. 3D oxitist Citvon Git' - Office in City Ilolol. a 3 T. J1AZELTINIS. CANYON CITY. OKKOON. A. E, Knight, 3D3B 2ST 'Z'ZEiEi '37. FromTiK' !.!:-.. hns jonnanpnUy located at .Mm 1 ( "Uy. ALL WOBK WAEEA'NTED. Qt A. SWEBIv, tt ev-atDLavv Cmny C - -- Oregon. .. AS&ISH & COZAD. ATTOHNKYS AT LAW Casyos City, (JawiOK. B. ttlSKAUSN Kt 13., Pfiysician antl Surgeon JO?. CITY 0'9g 21- JLAY TiUJlIUXTSU. Collocior o5T Bills, Holes, and Acounls. Ganyan City, Orei: iUll.ns;:.. - . -i: rUi. .1 t I.U r.rc il 3o:c;t at .ti n. a.l all moat U; lw lw luifjwt a c t'l-i -1. AM' UTotary PiiiDiio. t 'itT - - - OkKCoX. Ako Asent for the sale of School TiHtttl.. :u)tf N r Hi . Vl--t. Or. A11irniys nt Lnvr W:! j-riit' in ;.rn't t '--t at l'iil .tj, mi InfiT- li- I ! 4ii I At tk - : i l';.' l-.ii I Jr . .-titr-i.toJtoW milt r ciii t'.i- -.i :'i i" k' '-uSion. 1 AT I IVVT ioh nD3y Sflilk Ran of' ; .K'urLiyery ail M Stalls . !.nvoa ctties. I'.ive me your oi- 1Y tler.' J. Or.tvHit. F. (' IIOUBL13V,il. D. CJiUlU AT:oF THE 0JUVEKSrTY OF P m s v l v a s t a, Ajiri! 8, IS!?. Cr.yo City, Orejjou. U ii! in liiIrwgBtorc, Main Street IrJt't for Br5 prouitIy fi'.lcd ... , . ' tTofeiKimtlU ItatrOWage aollCteU ' an i diwetiwiMWRtrictlyfollowed m Jiu X CD OINT. JswxBay - - Okwo:;. I. trosriclor A Fill! Stuck of Pure Liquors and Gigurs always on hand. ' - m r I 1 UU i U15aisa FIIIFTCLASS IIit.'l, ami public that ia Itoy will roeeivo ronsormMa mUd, SHAW S- OVERTON, ProDriolo-s. The Traveling jmhlir will mol frnfJ hrlfcr aec&mmo daiiojis al triy house in. Eastern Oregon. CLnyox Cm Vwls or Shoe nfate to order, r ueUIjr rfMired. All Work Wai-rnutotl First-class ?2 saloon; Washington St., Gnttyou City, Ogy JOHF-a KilHL, Prep. Surf r to F. C. Hv. will Jw4i' jti'iiiit t-titin. HAEI-il ncl CAN VOX CITY STAGE lilNE, NTcCUEH &GIlirFIV, Froyrs. SuMla, ariiini I: .K r tlu-nit l:iy. Every ttentkihn te wnfort of pss GJtnigc.i Kn.sonuW. PETSR KUHL. 1 Ioieslonnleil by the dny or week at reasonable mtes, :d good I Tflinwr.t Kt' k ?r) r.i. l awl UVm nrK-t In the tu-t ...- H)U- iiifcunvT. T"n- - jt or ire , live.-eil at uy bout tUol ty r i.iirht. : Single ami Double Jeaiastolot. ! Ae?nt f-.Tt''r WVler. rrtlwd. Or.. fr i lb Siu.ioS.ik. " r::. i:raiirc nmwfr. J. J. lMebiil tbR-Kr. Hint it 1 olhr Imnlo mcnts dwribe.l ii. tli -i- ntal.nf. EverjrlWilg -arrHt-l anS !at Ute lorel jrico. CnTjyou cit, Grnni Co. Ovecon. rv-t. Tril- Mirk- !it w.if I. anl all j l'atvat b-i'i:n I'irt. d fur ui.x'i nm: fv. Oar m i- .m," iti I'. l'atni: o.Iicc V.'e hnvr i;o mb w:. 1i-. ii lni-i'i lT'rt. bence trutt't p. I !.4j-iii m in 1 - tiitn- ami at LiM tliii thi-.- !. :.'i!t. fr.n.i W ,'!iinton Sm1 in.ikl. lr. lii . -r u : with l"-crifi-tiim. Wc alti-i- if i.it- iiUi.!.-.ir not. fr"f of eharri. Mr f-i-ni.t il.i tili i:t-.it ii "circtl. A Ikk)'-. 1 1 . . 1 O.-t un I'ate'it-." ithrvfer tncw t-tavt tal t-li-tifo i'i jo'ir SUU-, c.Jiitv. or iou'H. wl tr&r. AtlJi-o. C. A, SkXOVV & CO. Oipsitc I'aUntj ufflee, WashiistB, D.C. CWYQM CITY, GRANT COUNTY, oMgoN, THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1SSS IIO TEL! Ore won - o tlio proprietor desires If .form tlio kait of boartl and lodging at S. H. WOOS5 Stable, AND CORRAL, and FISED STABLE 0xl Xmgxy len'i-i anO nh-e Smidie Horw runiWwl itt ail Iteuri) ftf tiic de or niLt a raonnt4e l 'riccn. PartkuiaraU:atioR pnkl to J LonrJin3!iii rHiittg IfRnfit'Ht slock. ENTKASCB Mi)i ami WckMiigtou troel. K. HALL, Oo. AT r:in- Old PostOffice Building. DKAI.l.l: IN" Ssgers Smith's Plated 7'arc, WATCHES, JKWKJjItr, Cl'TIiKHV Optic:tl Goods an t Stationery. Snbtieriii'.ioim re ivl al IMibli-lu r'.- ralt- for ll tbf iviain.' l ; r .vul Xt-siZine puWUIml jn t'tc I 'nit U S:.;;ct jaV SOlJjYGBB, ',4tv --l j Grant Co., Or. r.rNi'.n.M. 061 CHiri:is;eit Wagons, il :rks. Pu "ies :md l)ueklM;irtls repaired or built to order. Evervthini' done in :i workman lik mnnner, ami warmittctl to give Ratisfaction. TY I0TEL MAIN STKliUT Canyon City, Orkgox, G Rlhll THOMPSON Proprietors. Trn.-eliiig men will find this n jdeasant ami .desirable placo at which to sto. tin e us a Call 'BIT 8AL00KI" JAN VOX CITY - Oregon Ghas. Smith; prop'r. A Full SiMk of the Hiliiors. Fttrftgi of Wines and . Tlio ltcat ciKriin tlm .Market. A strictly orderly house conducted IJflOQohnonin UUUUUUUiUH St - . v .' mnn.Y. THURSDAY. JANUARY 19, ISSS. No. 3. - HOW DO Vf BIG OUR GRAVES? Wo must 4t or -wo cannot live. Tl.is we all lhdw. 13ut lo we all know that wot dio by eating ? It is said wo digjonr graves with our teeth. Hovw foolish this For.mls. Ye I it is fenrJ dlv true. Voarc t r riftctl at ihc i ami yellow fi ease constoi) hproach of tle elicit :i cr, yet there is a tiis y at our uoors iuni i:: 'tlinvn ilMiitrflrMtc nn,) our houses their ow:i nioniachs a iio.wrn. iiioif hjow. bill tjitili futal a. thi i iu. of (ks- laaln licK whirli swct ji i:n . into eternity by thousands will:- :;t warning in the times of great ej i demies. But, it, is a nterey thaL, if we aro watchful, Ave can toil whin we rto thicati'iied. The fo'Jowin' aro ai:.c;ug the symptoms, yet tluy do nt'-t always nceessaiiiy a j-car in th.i same onlcr, nor ,nro they ahv,.;. y tlu same in different cases. Tiurr is a dull tun! sh epy fei'lin; a bad tatc in the Juoiilh, esj ecialiy in t i e 0:nniing; tho appetite is el.r.r. -able, smethiK'S poor and a;'.ti: it seems au tlior.;h the patient ('. Id not eat enough, and .ccayiov.aily i.e. Rppitite at nil; dullncHS nm! s1' g-gii-hneits of the mind; no r.nibiti n to Rtudy or work; more or ksuluad ahe and heaviness in -the he.:d; diz::iles.s on lining to the feet 11 nn.iiig t vY-. rdy ; Jfiurcd and e :it &l tongue; a it nf.e of a icad on th stoiii.u lt that nolUing rripr.ves; hut and thy ski:i at times; yr'low tii ge in the eyes; f eanty and hilt-eoloii d urine ; sour iarto in the month, fre 'juently attended by palpitation f the juatt; iuiiied ihun, "will--;')ts that faeeia to be- shimming in he air before the eyett; aeot,;, with a givj nffch-eolfitd oxr-tv;st. :-.ttion; poor niglit' rest ; asiiri ;. siime about tiic teeth :.;:d f;un:s; iiands and feet ci'ld nr.d fianui.v: iii'iia'ue temper and bowels boiti : u and eoistive. This dis'a o h::- puzzled the physivi in5' audi till pi::. .;bs them. Iti.-ttho ro!.;i.cnr: t v ailments and vet the i::osi eouti.li cited a::d inv: ler:ous. iSometir v it is tivated nrf consumption, souk times as liver complaint, and thei agnut a.; malaria and cwn .vurt $U ease. J'.tt iiu al nature is that ( constipjtt i"n ai. tdyp vr.uu 1 aris in the ui';.-st.vo oralis and soon iiftects nil the others tmouU il corrupted and oi:oned blot Oftm tim vholo IkhIv --iuehtdin; the ln-iwous sj'sttm is litera1'-, st'iriwt, evui when there is r. e!na; iou to iell the Fad st vy. Kxi! lience has nhown that th-r put t o. ) rem 1 ; th.it can crtaiid cure ditc-e in all it;; sicf.t . uajnlv, fr.ik r r. :lraei of Knots ci jlother S-iglV Ci 'utiv" Syrup. It never fails but,n v-yrthc!e: .-. no tiuv shouM Ic lust iu trying other so udled remedies, for they will d- n good. Get iMf? great vcgitabh preparation, (discovered by a ven.' i able nurse whose nemo ia a house hi Id word in Gennany) and bo sure to get !h genuint article. Givr uy sfae:; doctors. Shaker Extract of .Roots or Sei gel s Syrup ha. r:iised mo In good health after sewn doctorHhrtdghen mo up to die Avith consumption. So -writes H. F. Grace, Kirkman ville, Tothl Co., Ky. nr. nF..vm of it ji'st in tixk. "I had been about given up to lio with dvKpei -'a v.hev L first ?aw tho a h.vrtiKi iii.-.d ,.f.'m,iUr Extniet if Hoots or Stii. STtip. Af.er using four b-j'.tl. . I A-as able to at tend io n.y l..:sir.'s v-swell as ever. I know ( feveial cS"S of chills and fever lh:it have been cured by it.'" tSo wx-it - s Mr. Thcs. Piillum, of Tay lor, 'Geneva Co., Ala. WOiiTTI 7Z T Dtl.I.iV.3 A lTTT.S. Mr. Thomas P. Ka--f of th firm of Evan k Ri-n., ?, r:u.it'ts, Horn town. A :- i:.t :-k Co., "'a , writes that ho had been si k with dig.-stive disorders for many years and had tried r.-x- r physicians and niodi cints v.ith.Kii beV'.U. io began to use Shaker Extract ofjxools ir Sei gel's Sytup about iAir 1st of Jan. 18S7, and wa.i so iuh better in three weeks that heVonsidered iiim ijelf practically a well man.' lie adds: "I littViutl thin timo one but tle on hand, and i: I could not get .nv more ." iroulil not Udcc a ten dollar bill for iC A:' druggists, or Address A. J. nut,, Linnted. 51 Warren St. N. Y. . ... . WTUU lau- ,...Hit..iiiai.-.. .1-1 n i -.". V',',"ll",.l.t:. Jf.'i i ;i. l:i.-rt Obi :-. 1. i: tj..:. Iin.iln.iWu Top . -.a', ii, l.-i.!.- Y.i .kii. tnrl .'.II J':Ulul ii"I "1 c; f t:.c ttoita-.-h at.il 1h. L. I: at De.iS T! " if " r'jjwitnntl li"-t cir' f..rlVni',Bu'il n,c. V-; -ni i-.in. l.itiicvmfoit ! I tii- tft. N. M'i-lulto to cui c. 1 ttnU at Urusgau. 11:m.vx U."., A. Y. TinK-i:Vt itt:l. HUu'-Kk vrMTOR Kh':-.Yt li'KU ro.":.-'".. - ;:M -i I : "' l;i toili . J . nr,i-w,. -...v:t,. -i'1-ivi.-or ni .-.-..:!. I'uru. iknf lofpi'. i-. ? rjc IVfbili.j- Spi.-nl Kt!...J' i J "..r ( I ftf. A iioW4.rfalu.n-3-"iir -.-"i-":. ' i-"" ulnr.frf.v HA KI': t:' " . II... ..I . .1 IIMMVfm l .'...-; 4 -f.U'.I.H 1.11. 4.UU-. ....mm., PARKSR'SCSBNQEESTOn.G larrtsiWc for Couglis, Colils, Inward Pules, ExhaasUon. ir!"55E3 I5 ft if & V9 9 G I I P0iP f?iA3R BALSAM PIlHra ?tfron-.ote?a:urjiinnCBrotri. 1 trr-: -al.cvsr Fails to Rcilors C.-syl " -R - JtfiS H-sir to i'.s Youthful Uc.r.r. H t "TteKTW.i'pilWMiK.'an t!:Jrfaa:ii An Ether Phantasy. I wonder whether I would have (he nerve to i'.co the ordeal cooly. Any man who is not a poltioon can hud the courage to fight when he is in d.iiigerand excited, but a sui'M al ulceration, with all i'. calm, ghastly preparation."4, is an other matter, lo jjet on n table, lit dow n, and take ether with the I knowledge that vou are goiii- to be carved, and aware that you JlMO an. .jmctauivji wftKinjr tin ngun that calls fon ph.ck of a ililVercnt ordt r. At j ek- trie button, with which I re lea t I thought so and suffered i aii inbered, et cry totiin ia j-rivided. fitmi a -eet ct fear that I might ! TI.-rc wa htpi? then. 1 hey male a humiliatiii'' exhibition of ! could dig n:c cut before life w;s myself. I found, though, that, like one who is fitin' fn I e hauled, the conrciousncss that it hat! lo be ' - - n r - - - r- , stiod, endowed me with sih eon - -I iroi. Again, hku th" man who is , going to he hanged, 1 was anxious to Lave it over, and hastened things by ht Iping tho dors to ! itoxe ami anango tho operating ! UMe. Indent 1 rebuked epiite a quel ulously one who was a little j late in cmiug. j 'Thank (toil." I said to mvself ( when I was ttretche.1 on my lick j with tho other funnel over my j mouth and nostrils. At las the ! cm.-, d thing that had made my J life . lond was to bo put to th..- j sword. The thing w:.s perstimtieil to my mind at tho mom .-ntasaj j.eist.nuJ em UiV, and the thought , t!i t if I lived it must (icrish, gave i me a ghw of revengeful satisfue- J thn. That lirst inhalation of ethtiv went into my lungs liko pepper- mint, and brought on eou-ihiug. After the thisd or fouitn i njunz etl the, p'iysieian s hand and ex perienced a desire to sit up and projM'se ether all around. 'Doctor." I said from under the pr prr i f ne, "that in dtl ght fi; it's as good as ehftinpange." AVhir, wU;r, whir! 'Go-d (!o.l, detor, this is most extra, r.iii.arv. Here, hole, here, here! '1 his won't do at a!!l T.-l tap-'ap tap! Why. confound vou, I'll knock your head oflV 3Vir, b'rr, b'rr! AVhir, wh r, whir r r t-i-p. Let go, you sconndral! 1'ou won'1? Murder mo, would vrni? B'rr, b'rr, b'rr! Jit, ha. ha!" 1 came to consciousness in m;. eeftui: The darknss was black and :-o thick tl at to breath it st i lie i m -. The weight of six feet of earth pxssed on my breast. Although the coftin lid was be tween me and this ma, I panted end r the crushing prNu:s. The sweat burs', to'dly thnrigh my j-liii, and bb-od i ashed iun fe otl to my brain, and it ooked fu in my eyes anil ;.iv. Krseh hair tmbd to it -s very end. 1 bit tl ai in an inslatl I shoe hi g mad and lie there in my my le si prison shrieking, foaming and' gnashing my teeth, but held from niov meat bv tho walls of wood and earth. If I could turn and try to lift the lid and tho tt!i.i grave with n.y bak, erhajs theie mi: ': t be one chance in a m.bnm that thv frenzied striuglh ofdi--pair v. ou'd prevail. Tu:n! As well seek lo hy. Ti.; ii-1.-. was within an inch of my i chest, my chin louche.! it. My Lhfi!'d. were by my snlrn and Jh e 1 4o f.v.m i itioVti t "fv fingers and toes answered lm; v.id ai.d Jctmld icll my 1 end site to side. That w as all. To be a raging maniac in a bare s'one cell that would befree.lom, liMppiruss. But thi-"! lliss:ngs and flashings of dazd ing light within my brait) warm ed mo Tt was better lo live still and die by suffocation than to go mad and per'sh in a huksicane of imj.otei.t aony. It wtiuld soon be over. The air in the c fiin, already hot, hu mid and sick ning with the o h r id tl-eay, could not last long. t!o I composed myself, close.t myeus, ami all my conK'ioasnes. w s centered on the one purpose of keeping an iron clutch ujmh. my will. livery oilier thong';!, whether of life or death, si If of ! .1 T ! 1 I K. 1.1 ..I . 1 x ll '.'. j P.ut ih re d ted;oul or memory ' !t I.ll.r llllllll I lll.l! 11.111 Ol R ' 111-, j in w hich 1 hal once' sat grciviag jf( rafiind. It was very dark dink as this grave iin which 1 1 1 ' I I ...I.lnb .4 11.1 i.M.i.-liiiKr H'v lulh till tnev I cracked, this " tiuiiie'-like hall was in the peine tuv win iv now I was buried. While I st, my elbow nj on a lit tle table and my head upoi) ym hand, far away at the end of the stn.nge tuni.el'a bright blue elec ttic spark appeared for an instant bke a minute star, and there came o fJul ringing Twice this Hash 1 1 ... .... i.r.,iAnli.l1 f.141 ami souim ib i. .-itv. v., ....t. then ail wms as before, dark, I damp, silent and sad. In my cotiin 1, uiuiersiooti, ami a tin rent of horror, swoptj through o 1 over me. Mv friond 1 al j been iutorra! livi'ig, and stmt this i anneal from the tomb tor succor. And 1 had at there dumb and ac'.ioniess, wi.ile he, whom I lov ed, had lain alt.l faced the death that i was facing now! Oh, hor rible, hoirihlti! I lwtumy b mples on the cofliu's Mu'-i in an eeUacy of reinoibe. 'huca duilness a -served thus to di . Some one must always ho on watch in that cavern, ready to U, imirtcd wi-aiclias vTlio trtiiched the wholly gone. I knew where the button was- just undo? the ii'Lif above my left t sh 'iilder rnv ifcnds could not 1 W iiftetl; my held was beyond it. i vou:d ra -e my shoulder and pres.; the button. Ot course it would bo cay enough. 'J'hose tvho ai'raugid siidi things knew wh.it they were abo.d. I raised my shoulder, Ch! in heaven! The Lnttou was beyond it reach, i must not gn mad. Life was within two icc-hes of me. If . I could turn, the right sfcmUer in coming d w u would certainly brush t!.e hot! jn. Jut tmaing wan impossible, No, it was not impossble. I w.. old turn if evt ty lx)iie in my liody went to splinters, The lid oh, earse thnt lid with the woiid's w-vight ott it! A living iltmoa mttt be holding it ugiiust iwv thonlder lo keep it from that button which would ting away th darkness the lor- tnte an I th. gave. Forty men could itt altogether have this sidt-udid, futious strength with which I stea ;i v. ksowIv turnel. Crack bo;:i ! P. dnWh! Itoar thunder! V-yi ligiitnigiip! 1 YYc 1!. sir. h v. aeyou feeling':" "Hello, doctor? Haven't 'ou Itegun the '' "irsaU ov.r, asy-boy. and as t rettv a job as i avr did itt mv ife." Then a warm, soft, loving hand took mi ne. TLe tuist a gathered, but through theai dimly I snw her fact1, oiulsniik iuto sluyn'. or eon tent. An Hottest judge. A 'lV;:ts m-m met a friend front ihc country on the strtvt. -iht v do yoti ciitK! ottr' cx exelaimed t!ic f:m r. 'WIhh I last itear4l f y.n. fu hn l a lawful on hand with Tom Smith alaKit a line horse. TIoav did that end -i won f. I conipieteiy got; ;twav with Tom. od the man in tho world, o I wrote ttiin a noh'jifciiuj him to nc eejd tho oiiclf.Svd So b:ii.' kI shotii-i think !iejmljo would have ruled against yon for trying to bri?chiiu' - "S he would if I hud ncfc been earef'.il to .itu Tom Sniiiih's natn.' inoal of my own. I toll vn there are sov- ways of killing a 'log other, limn ehokinT litnn in dWih. i vitli liver." A Little Off. A C lermain prtfessor wu re inaiK.'.blY " . 1,1 n tionevcr ,1 : i.r. t...ir ' stune obtntee problem. Jus wife was in the h;tbit or Winjrinti , . , . ,. ... r -f Sum his dinner, 11 is favo.-. to . . . . . .P dish was jKincakie ami molasses. One tiny his wife brought him n large aneake and a jt of lasso?, and went down into t he kitchen. Pretty son .e heard rini; the Indi. Why i it. (Jretehen. t!mt wu brino- me uothttiif i eat ex - ! " ... . . vvlt iuohi:iso.f asko-l I J,,, .n,fe,,or. lite ab -Acli llimmel!" exelaime! the wife, -you have tneketl the j iianeake around your ntHR thinking it was the knapkin." 1 o 1 CONSUMPTION SURELY' CURED To the Km Ton Phase inform vo-.ir readers t'.ai I have a posi re remedy fn the above named d: ease. Uy its tbi e!y use thou sands of hopeless easee Imvu len permanent I cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my erne dy i rki: to any of your readers jvho h.tvo consumption if thoy will send me their express and post oftico address. Ilespactfullv, T. A. .S LOCUM, M. I'., dSGmo 1S1 Ptmrl st., New Yirk. no SCIt i - 111 1 11 atU . . of jiving French novelists, to'nn m bo c:.. vi-ev bitilr i lArvUswer reerntlv, "that when I The historian Fronde, now in this country, says or. the subject of Niltil ism : In all" countries there are dmtf fected members, and the Nihilists of liusaia are what the dynamiters aro in England. YYar would only divert the people from the doctrines of tho cause. As lonj: as there is a stand ing army of 2,000,000 men In Kttsflia the Itussian has bat little hope for constitutional gocr.imet. This force will always check any out break. This immenso amount of soldiers is so distributed as to dispel any i.lea of a successful Nihilistic uprising. Besides, the disaffection is not so great as is supposed. Tho Russian country districts have as good a local elf government as there exists in th" world. It is praetu ally democracy. There loral aJFairs aro nil left to their own ar.ministratiuii. The etTVict of thisds to imphUyplin- i jiSWiritleiTnri the people, which may evemuHKr re sult in bringing ahmit some cltanjjo in the general government. But this can never take phue while nn arr.ty cpntl to that of .verses stands raly for action at the noil of an autocrat. Jay ;oRil Kesarts to a atrntlitZe. An amusing incident occurrel at ! the fair given this week at the Xew York AretroiMiI:tai Oiiern House lor the benefit ot the SateBwotnen's I !tsp;ta!. When Jay (lonhl came in all the ladies made' a r.tsh for him, fc'oliciting his stibscription to chances for chairs, paintings, book, pietttreii, ne.?d!e.vork, etc. .Mr. Conhl sub scribed to everything raost Hberatlr. When he came to a !ook containing aatograj-hie fac similes of letters from AYa'shington and others, to bo resente i to President t'levelaml or cx-i'iei'lent Arthur, according to w hich one rhouhl get the most votes, Air. UouM found the vote at that mo ment Mood a lie. Alter ponw little hesitation a- to which ot the two he s!.oj1'1 vole ior, he linally decidud to give ten votes to each, and handed his money to th fair c::nvoer of vote', who said archly: "Mr. Goabl, in Wall street tliey would call sweh a vote a straddle, would tltey not?' Mr. ti'ould laughed lK?ar;ity, as :lkll evx'i-v one who heard the young lady"'s wonls . Philadelphia North American. 'i'hc Kir.rt I)f liter. A merchant who hail repeatedly dunned a man, sent him a bill of the. amount due. In addition to the aec csarv rule and figure work, ttietaer chant added the follow iair: "L am Iiecomin tinnl of th; imliilereactt ' wi h which yot tre.it t!fs master, strnl 1 de-ire to In ;ir fr ni this hiil at onte." Several d vs afterwards the merchant nn-eived the fo'iowing writ ten on a ist:d carl: "Accept my th -.ni:s for the bill w hich yvtt were kind enough to send. I have iwvr troubletl vou about . the jsaitQr. ATSiea r owe a man it is my oWjlWt1 lion to tteiit him kindly, ImiI Hnatr. I never hang aronntt h"m. Wen, whenever you haven't any thing etea to do, semi me another hill." (Ar Ic'ansaw Traveler. ?.irs. ftptikins, a :.tsh:oab! Aasfin I.cly. was very mueb stX"ked bt Sun. lav aUernJuwi by the slralna of ! nn x-rai ic air Ibntratne from a ptaao ia the aajoining l:coe. ane n toitrki; I : "How wicked it is to piny swh mu.de on .nntlay." "Why. the is the identically Ktme t:;n 1 heart in church last fe'trndav," said t'l. Kprtkins. "Ti lU s a different thig. Wo were all dre.-el op ar.d ia rherh then." iftie2. f.. ThlujrH Taken t or Reason. Why in the world we enjoy ihuii ont of their seai-on is one ol H ) te. k- i life, .lust t'ecanwj ther tu oat of w.t-on pzotntt.ly. an I so chime in with the general Vontrariacaa of our natc.iv. But what n mistake ii is ! Who that rove's iu jacpTenainot mses ami strawlwrie: now will en )ov lh-m in ail their "true inwartl-k.'a-i" wb.en thf y really be!onr here? Where is the pleasure of wau-btag each opening l,ai and bad when l n:ty wir whole lieing is yatiafiwl wlih'tV wriest flower? It is js n lIa;v ifcR. the enrtain draws u. or knowinr the cutastropbe ei a Hie before the lirst chapter is read. Y. Express. llii'.lnz iinil Al'orkiuir. " Io y a know," said M. Al- ..i 1i,lf tin. T44i4&i unrHlhir 11,14 lilU ,4444, ..W I' r wrote t!i 'Nabob' I worked twenty houis everv uay ( )nc becomes in- t'i.icautl Vtith' work, and I ! '":ge-'on u nrh ; if 1 ate wlitl' 1 wrkl. I tiMlk U1V nK.as to m writing foutwl lictter always tNik mv ttK'a's to my wntn utnw, and the result was invariably snus faetotv. Yn know that i: yon go to b.-i iiismediate y after eating, the M t..uon will ace m;lish itself darlug i s'e !. The sani xvtt'i wnttng. i 1 . .... ii .... f I (.mmcncp mimetia.eiT mver jrvi hav s allow iwl voar foo.1. Iwi't w.i't for !' esliort, or you will Icel h.- i-.v ath! im iraloc. 1 can aeaore you that !.": pliyilogiecl htw tats k en a vcrita'ole t.d-entt to me." Hew C.fc!S '.if:: Arr Uttttanl Sentli. A pentlenjaa who came through la-iea-ter t"ointy, t4. v, recently miaul in his ou'ea rtr pretty little ! nhaai sis rear, oi age. har . nssiMl with a rope to a ltrht g'lan rope to a ngni g'lauo dt-tri!ntter. aed wry wirtentetMy p;.wfd eg akmgwith it, while a sister, ab :t t'luee years old, managed tho m.uiene, the' two doing ths work of a m I hand. Tltey were nskel why tlrev did not chauge places, when tho' smallest explained that she was to Tittle to reach tho bundles. Both were cheerful and happy ami iter-c-dtfd iu their work, and. their fatner, who was plow.iig in tho same SehS, kejt ajKtternal eye on them. New Yotk Times. pttblic oseeutiooer of En..-ir .-a rajeI Biriy, conwequeM.-. J Jiow hitrlairousr'tttuin ot i ing erfeii . J8 Before they die, - 1 7 "i OTi. - Mi it ctrrm7r' - ik-v.- ilBH