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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (June 16, 1908)
THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. TUESDAY JUNE. 16, 1903 SHE'S A QUEEN SHE'S A SIREN Is in expression that always heard at sight of a well developed woman. If you are flat chested, with BUST undeveloped, a scrawny neck, thin, lean arms the above remark will never be applied to you. "SIREN wafers will make you beautiful, bewitching. They DE VELOP THE BUST in a few weeks from 3 to 6 Inches and produce a fine firm, voluptuous bosom. They fill out the hollow places. Make the arms handsome and well modeled and the neck and shoulders shapely and of perfect contour. Send for a bottle oday and you'll be pleased and grate ful "SIREN" wafers are absolutely harmless, pleasent to take and con venient to carry around. They are ?o!d under guarantee to do all w claim or MONEY back. Price $1.00 per bottle. Inquire at good drug stores or send DIRECT to us. rnrr During the next 30 days only we will send you a sample iKLL&ottle of these beautifying wafers on receipt of 10 cents U - pay cost of packing and portage if .you will mention that jroa saw the Advertisement in this paper. The sample alone may be sufficient if defects are trivial. Desk 22 ESTHETIC CHEMICAL C O., 31 West 125th St New York. I To the First 500 Children Bringing this uAd." and opening an account, we will deposit the first 50 cents, conditional that the child deposit 50 cents at time of opening account and one dollar per month for eleven months. The account will then be worth $12.00 besides 5 per cent, interest and is subject to withdrawal according to State law. Remember your account is secured by real estate. Children under fourteen eligible. THE BANKING SAVINGS AND LOAN ASS'C'N. 168 10th St. Phone Black 2184 PRACTICAL POINTS PRACTICAL POINTS On Banking No. 5 Important to the business men: Having an account with this bank guarantees the security for your funds assures prompt, satisfactory service and the most courteous treatment You will find an account with the Scandinavian-American Savings Bank a valuable asset to you.' SCANDINAVIAN-AMERICAN sayings.bank. 506-508 Commercial St, Astoria, Ore. , k 1ST UK ASTRA Mm, DIRECTORS Jacob Kamm W.F. McGregor G. C. Flavel J. W. Ladd S. S. Gordon Capital....... $100,000 Surplus 25,000 Stockholders' Liability......... 100,000 ESTABLISHED 188tt. J. Q. A. BOWLBY, President O. I. PETERSON, Vice-President FRANK PATTON, Cashier J. W. GARNER, Assistant Cashier Astoria Savings Bank Capital Paid in $115,000. Surpl us and Undivided Profits, $100,000 Transacts a General Banking Business Interest Paid on Time Deposits FOUR PER CENT PER ANNUM. Eleventh and Duane Sts. Astoria, Oregon. " HiS PROOF. It Satisfied the Conductor, and There Was No Further Trouble, "Fare, plense." V "I paid my fare." "If you paid your fare, I wouldn't be hero asking you for It." "Oh, you're- one of those bright con ductor who never make a mistake, ch?" "I'm bright enough to know you're trying to bout tho compnuy." "Yes?"' "That's what I said." "You run right along uow. I want to flulsh this story In tho paper about tho fight." "What fight la thatr "Why, n fwsu conductor thought he'd bulldoze a passenger out of a sec ond fare, and ho got on awful thrash ing." "You can't bluff me." "That's what tho passenger said as he handed out an upiH.'rcut. "Then you won't pay, ehT "Not a second fare." "Say, when did you get on this ear, anyway?" "About a week ago, It seems to mo. I got on at Hoverly street" "Oh, you dldl Maybe you can men tion a few things that happened to show you got on away back there?" "Sure thing. At Blank street four people got on, and you only rang up three fares. At James place you took a quarter from a woman and bluffed her out of tho change. At Nelson ave nue you collected six fares, nut uie company will only get three. At Lan- ly street you" But at this Juncture the conductor seemed to have very Important busi ness ou the back of the car. At any rate, he hurried back there, and for the next tweuty minutes ho was as fl ni trated as nn old maid about to make a leap year proposal. A. B. Lewis Id Judge. Regular Feud. . "Yes," sighed tho suburban man, who had just moved In, "at the last place I had the prettiest row of tulips that ever bloomed uutll my neighbor's chickens scratched thera up." Aud did you kick?" asked his new acquaintance. "You bet! I got a big tomcat to lay for his chickens." "What then?" "Why, the next I knew he had bought a ferocious bulldog to lay for my Tom." "H'ml And did that end the trou ble? "Oh, no. I borrowed a wolf from an animal trainer to kill the bulldog.' "War to the knife, eh? What was the next chapter In the bitter feud?" "There was none. I heard that he was about to purchase a tiger to kill my wolf, and as I couldn't afford the price of an elephant to kill his tiger I thought It best to move." Chicago News. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS HELP WANTED WANTED A the printing Astorian office. BOY TO LEARN business. Enquire at GIRL WANTED-A GOOD GIRL for general housework. Inquire ill Mrs. R. B, Dyer, 493 Fifteenth st 9-tf WANTED GOOD MAN IN EVERY locality; good pay; experience un necessary to represent large real estate organization, write today. R. F, Loos Co., Des Moines, Iowa. roa sale. ' FOR SALE-20 AUTOMATIC nickel in the slot weighing scales, 1 electric nickel in the slot piano,' set up ana in operation in diiteren sa loons in the city; price $200 cash; will bring in over $100 a month. Address B.,M Astorian. ' 6-4-tf. FOR SALE-NEW PAIR PAINT- er's falls for sale cheap. Apply W, II. Corbcil, Seaside, Oregon. 6-11-ot. PROFESSIONAL CARDi. ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW CHARLES II. ABERCROMBIE Attorney-at-Law City Attorney . Offices: City Hall JOHN C McCUE Attcrney-at-Law Deputy District Attorney, Page Building, Suite 4. HOWARD M. BROWNELL Attorney-at-Law Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin, a: Commercat St., Astoria. 420 "OSTEOTATHr DR. RHODA C. HICKS Osteopath Office Mansell Bldg. Phone Black 2065 573 Commercial St. Astoria. Ore. FIRST-CLASS DENSMORK f YPE writer, at half price; also light driv ing team, buggy and harness; to gether or separately. C. E. Barney, with Warren Packing Co., Astoria. TEAM FOR SALE. TEAM OF HEAVY DRAFT horses, grey, weight 1300 pounds each. For price and particulars in quire of the Uwaco Livery Stable. 6-ll-6t. MISCELLANEOUS. YOUNG MAN WHO HAS LEARN- ed bookkeeping and stenography, desires position in a store or office to work up; speaks Norwegian and Swedish. Apply 'G.," Astorian. 6-12 tf. agsMf DENTISTS mcvATGHiir Dentist Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon DR. W. C LOGAN Dentist Commercial St Shanahan Bldg. UNDIRTAIIS3. J. A. UILHAUUU CO., Undertaker ami Kiutmliuori. I2strleiicfiri4Mly Assist unt Wlion lstircd. Call Promptly Attended Pay or Night. Trttton B&g. 12th mid Dunne) 8U ASTORIA. OUE.UON Phone Alain Ulil TRANSPORTATION. The" KM Un FREIOHT PASSENOERS BUSINESS DIRECTORY RESTAURANTS. Orposite Ross, Higgini & Co. CoCfee with Pie or Cake 10 Cta. FIRST-CLASS HEALS Regular Meals IS Cts, and Up, WANTED-SMALL FURNISHED house centrally located or rooms for light housekeeping with modern conveniences, i.; Astorian. 0-1U-M WANTED-TO BUY A HORSE weight about 1250 pounds; not over 8 years old; must be good driver and gentle, also city broke. Address As torian office. 6-9-tf, FOR SALEREAL ESTATE. "A Heavy Plunger. FOR SALE-LOCKSLEY HALL Hotel, Seaside, Or.; this beautifu spot under the pines and overlooking the ocean is for sale; best money making property in the West; over 100 rooms; modern in every way, For particulars apply to Mrs. L. A. Carlisle on premises. fOR SUIT. FOR RENT A LARGE SUNNY front room, bath, phone, electric light and gas. Address 430 Exchange street, cor. Tenth. 6-6-6t. HOUSE MOVERS. FREDR1CKSON BROS.-We make a specialty of house moving, car penters, contractors, general jobbing; prompt attention to all orders. Cor ner Tenth and Duane streets. Fisher Brothers Company SOLE AGENTS Barbour and Finlayson Salmon Twins and Netting McCormick Harvesting Machines Oliver Chilled Ploughs Malthoid Roofing Sharpies Cream Separators Raecolith Flooring Stotfett's Tools 1 Hardware, Groceries, Ship Chandlery Priscilla Explains. "Did you break this vase, Priscilla?" "It would be somewhat at variance with the truth, madam, to personally assume tbe fracture. The vase slipped from my fingers. It was the abrupt collision with the floor that caused Its disintegration." And of course when you have a Bos ton girl In tho kitchen an explanation like that has to go. Cleveland Plain Dealer. VETERINARY COLLEGE. SAN FRANCISCO VETERINARY College; next session begins Sept 15th. Dr. C. Keane, Pres., 1818 Mar ket street. Catalogue free. PASTURAGE. GOOD PASTURAGE FOR RENT, $2.50 per month; horses called for. Inquire A. E. Kinney, Lewis and Clark. 6-9-6t MISCELLANEOUS. Tan Tar, Bark, Blue Stone, Muriatic Acid, Welch Coal, Ash Oars, Oak Lumber, Pipe and Fittings, Brass Goods, Paints, Oils and Glass Fisheicen's Pure Manilla Rope, Cotton Twine and Seine Web We Want Your Trade FISHER BROS. BOND STREET STEEL & EWART Electrical Contractors PhonelMain 3881 . ... 426 Bond Street Literal Interpretation. "So you don't believe In the atory of Jonah and the whale?" "No," answered Mr. Meekton thoughtfully. "How do you suppose It originated?" , "Well, I suppose Jonah had been away from home for some time and had to tell his wife something." Washington Star. Refined Torture. ,"LI1, you just ought to have heard how Miss Capsicum talked thb other day when she was real mad. You don't know what you missed." "What did one say, Jen?" "Gracious! You don't expect me to say tho dreadful things she said, do you?" Chicago Tribune. Smith's Special Delivery EXPRESS AND BAGGAGE Leave Orders at Star Cigar Store. Phone Black 2383 Res, Phone Red 2278. Stand Corner 11th and Commercial. WINES AND LIQUORS. Old Home Innocence. Mrs. Hardapple Gracious, Hiram, 1 hope the people around here won't send Zeke to the legislature any more. Mr, Hardapple Why not, Mandy? Mrs. Hardapple - Why, he writes home that be killed three 'bills In two days. , Suppose It should leak out? Heuston Tost , Morning Astorian, 60 cents per month, delivered by carrier. Full As sociated Press reports and local news. Eagle Concert Hall (320 Astor Street) Rooms for rent by the day, week, or month. Best rates in town. P. A. PETERSON, Prop, " DAIRIES." TheVcrrnont Dairy I am prepared to furnish pure milk and cream. Satisfaction guaranteed. Phone 14 Farmers line. W. J. INGALLS. TJ. 8. RESTAURANT. 434 Bond Street Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cta, First-Class Meals, IS Cta, FISH MARKET. Seattle Fs II m 77 Ninth St., near Bond Fresh and Salted Fish. Game and Poultry, Groceries, Produce and Frui Imported and Domestic Goods. P. Bakotitch & Feo, Proprs. Pkocs Red tin Dr. Reed's Cush ion Sole Shoes are Death on Corns Easiest thing you ever put on your feet. Sold by S. A GIMRE Agents for the Douglas Shoe 543 Bond St., op. Ross, Higgins & Co. HOT OR COLD olden West Just Right CLOSSET & DEVERS, PORTLAND, ORE. Steamer - Lurline Night Boat for Portland and Wtjr Landings. Leaves Astoria dally except Sunday at 7 p. m. Leaves Portland Daily except Sanaa? at 7 a. m. Quirk Service Excellent Iftalt Oood Berths Landing Astoria Flavel Whart Landing Portland Foot Taylor St J. J. DAY, Agent Phone Mala 2761. MEDICAL. UnprseeueaUJ 8ueost of DR. i 6E 10 TBI CHAT Chinese doctoi Who Is known k l a. a. I vv i. OJMu Tuuguoni me united Vt- BtaUs on account of 31 wonderful cum. No poisoaa or drags usee He futraa Ue to cur catarrh, asthma, lung aad throat trouble, rheumatism, nerrouattaa, stomach, Urer aad kidney, emale con. plaints and all ohronio dlMasee. SUCCESSFUL HOVE TREATMUTT. If you cannot call write for srmittm blank and circular, inclosing 4 eeata Is stamps. THE C CIS WO MXDIOId CO. 112) First 8t, Corner Morrison. POKTLAlfD, OREGON. i Please mention th Asteriaa. LAUNDRIES. Those Pleated Bosom Shirtt The kind known by dressy men in the summer, are difficult article. t launder nicely. Unless you know just how to do it, the front pleats won't iron down smooth, and the shirt front will look mussy, Our New Press Ironcr irons them without rolling or stretching. Try it TROY LAUNDRY, Tenth and Duane. Phone Main imi PLUMBERS. . A, PLUMBER Will I Heating Contractor, Tinner AND t Sheet Iron Worker ALL WORK GUARANTEED 425 Bond Street E. C. YOUNCE AND W. F. BAKER PLUMBERS U S T A RRIVE 1 Gold Fish 25c and 35c Each Hildebrand & Gor Old Bee Hive Bldg. Tinners, Steam and All Work Guaranteed. Street, opp. Post Office. 4061. Gas Fitting ' 126 Eighth Phone Main , MENANDWOMEU ILUKX 1 u,,, Bif fnruntmturtl 1 UM.n.1 dlHohftmul.infliiniinatinn Ou.n.u.d U Irrltklliin. nr liiuflr&rlima HOI t ttrtolDK. tt tt.il Anna .mhr.... PrartBti CsHUrloa. D.I..1... ,. -. ITHEEHNSCHEMIMLCO. ioTioT.'.mou,. l CINCINHTI,0.r 1 Mold bf Driwllt, It a . i -t..i . . j v. mil iu imbiii . i nuirar. J bf oiprom, propald, (or yf ti SI. 00. cirhottli'i2.7S. Circular leut ou rwiuesi.