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KASPARILLA
This sterling household remedy is most
successfully prescribed for a "world of
troubles." For derangements of the di
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
operating directly upon the liver and ali
mentary canal, gen4'" but persistently
stimulating a healu.ul activity. Its
beneficial influence extends, however, to
every portion of the system, aiding in the
processes of digestion and assimilation of
food, promoting a wholesome, natural
eppctite, correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con
stipation and the long list of troubles
directly traceable to those unwholesome
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi
ness, headache, backache and despond
ency due to inactivity of the liver
kidneys and digestive tract. It is a
strengthening tonic of the highest value.
If it fails to satisfy we authorize all
dealers to refund the purchase price.
Hovt Chejiicai, Co. Portland, Oregon
MY OWN FAMILY USE I
PE-RU-NA.
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The well known reliable
CHINESE
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HON. GEORGE W. MONET.
Hon. George VV. Honev. National
Chaplain U. V. U., ex-Chaplain Fourth
Wisconsin Cavalry, ' ex - Treasurer
State of Wisconsin, and ex-Quartcr-inastcr
General Stale of Texas G. A.
U . writes from 1T0O First St., X. E.,
Washington, u. C, as follows:
I cannot too highly recommend
your preparation for the relief o
catarrhal troubles in their various
forms. Some members of my own
tamily have used it with most grati
lying results. When other remedies
fhroat. ltht'Miuutl"m. r,rvHiinet. NYrvcis letilitv,
momiu-h. l.ivr. Kidney Trni!tilt-:ultc Ixxt Manhood.
Female Weuk new anI All l'rinle iJiHeiitwti
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received from Pfkinp, China Safe, Sure
and Reliable.
IT YOU ARE AFI.I(TKI). IOVT DELAY.
btXAiS AKE LlASGUMJl'S.
COINSUUTATIO.N fliEB
If yon cannot call, write for sympton blank and circa,
. Inr. Inrht-'O 4 rnn's In utiini lip.
THKO. OKKHO CHINKSE UKnf CTKE CC.
B 1-2 i irst Bt., Cor. Morrison, Portland, Oregon.
Pleoae Mention ThU Paier.
la your mouth eimilnr in nny way to the above? If
to. no need to wenr wollly. unuiwble partiul plnte
or ill-tittinc ordinary bridge work. The lr. Wisu
yBtem of
"TEETH WITHOUT PLATES"
The renult of 21 yeor experlenre. the new wny of
replacing teeth in the irouth teih In fact, teeth in
appearance, teeth to chew your food upon, as yon
did upon your natural onen. Our force is so orvan
Ited we can do your entire crown, bridge or plute
work in a day If neoepfinry. Positively painless ex
racting. Only high-dura, scientific work.
WISE DENTAL CO., INC.
Dr. W. A. Wim. Manner.. 21 years in Portland.
Second Floor, ruiliny liuildintt, Third and anh
In (ft on Htrceta. Office hours. 8 A. M. to 8 P. M. Sun
days, 9 to 1 P. M. l'ttinlcw I- xtractintf, 60c; plates,
Sb up. Phones A and Main
WORSE THAU HISSINCr. . !
Stona Tbron-InK Wm Habit In
Theater oi Aclent Urcece. .
GottiiiK the bird, writes a correspond
ent, lived not ahvuys prove n miurcu of
woe to the unfort;;imte actor, for tliero
are wune niitiiuis tlit:t oxiircss their ap
plause by hissing. The Ikisutos, for In
stance, and the natives of the New
Hebrides employ this method of ex
pressing their admiration. Even among
ourselves nny interruption of the actor
who grips our attention Is quelled with
the hissing "Hush !" which is Inteudeil
to silence the Interrupter nnd show our
admiration for the Interrupted.
On the w'hole, authors ud actors of
to-day have reason to congratulate
themselves upon the disuse of many of
the ancient Greek metliods of showing
dissatisfaction In the theater. The
worst that a playwright must reckon
with now Is an Ironical cry of "Au
thor!" followed by a booing demonstra
tion. But It Is on record that the Athen
ian audience at least once forcibly eject
ed an unsuccessful comic poet from the
theater. The pelting of bad actors with
vegetables and questionable eggs Is rare
now even In the remotest provinces.
But the Athenians did not draw the
line at flgs and olives as missiles. Aes-t-bines
was said nearly to have been
Etoned to death during his stage career,
and there is a story of a second rate
musician who borrowed n quantity of
stone from a -friend to build a house
with, promising to repay the loan with
the stones collected at his next per
formance. London Chronicle.
THE CUBE FOR
SCROFULA.
Swollen glands about the neck, weak eyes, pale, waxy complexions,
running sores and ulcers, skin diseases, and general poor health, are the
usual ways in which Scrofula is manifested. The disease beinpf deeply
intrenched in the blood often attacks the bones, resulting in White Swelling,
or hip disease, and the scrofulous and tubercular matter so thoroughly
destroys the healthful properties of the blood that Scrofula sometimes
terminates in consumption, an incurable disease. The entire circulation
being contaminated, the only way to cure the trouble is to thoroughly
purify the blood and restore the circulation to a strong, healthy state.
S. S. S. is the very best treatment for Scrofula ; it renovates the entire
blood supply and drives out the scrofulous and tubercular deposits. S. S. S.
is the greatest of all blood purifiers and it not only goes right down to the
very bottom of the trouble and removes the cause, but it supplies the weak,
diseased blood with the healthful properties it is in need of, and in this way
builds up weak, frail, scrofulous persons and makes them strong and healthy.
S. S. S. is" a gentle, safe, vegetable preparation and is suited for persons of
any age. Book on the blood containing information about Scrofula and any
meaicat advice tree. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA 3A.
and I cheerfully certify to its curative
excellence.
Mr. Fred L. Hebard, for nine years
a leading photographer of Kansas
City, Mo., located at the northeast
corner of 12th and Grand Aves.,
cheerfully gives the following testi
mony: "It is a proven fact that Pe
runa will cure catarrh and la grippe,
and as a tonic it has no equal. Drug
gists have tried to make .me take
something else 'just as good,' but Pe
runa is good enough for me."
Pe-ru-na in Tablet Form.
For two years Dr. Hartnian and
his assistants have incessantly la
bored to create Feruna in tablet form,
and their strenuous labors have just
been crowned with success. Feople
who object to liquid medicines can
now secure Feruna tablets, which rep
resent the sojid medicinal ingredients
of Feruna.
A QUICK TOUCH.
The cleanest.
liahtest. and
most comfortable
SLICKER
at the same time
cheapest In the
end Decause it
wears longest
3QP Everywhere
Every garment quar.
anteed waterproof
Catalog free
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to
4o8
She Xeeried Money and Sent a Me
khko that Would Fetch It.
A day or two ago a woman entered
ft suburban telegraph ollice and said to
the receiver of messages that she de
sired to telegraph her husband, who
was away In the country, to ask him
i for money. lie pointed her to the coun
ter supplied with blanks nnd told her
the rate for a dozen words. She strug
gled away for a quarter of an hour and
then handed In the following:
"Won't you please send me 5 by
next post?"
"I don't know whether that will do
or not," she said as she felt for. her
purse. "If you were to receive such a
telegram from your wife, would you
forward the money?"
"Well well, 1 might," he replied In
doubtful tones.
"Now, you wait I don't like the
telegram at all, because I tried to keep
It within twelve words. I'll write another."
M APLEB WE r-iuSr
i. ., . . . i . - .A
I'nanawerable.
The lion was sneering fit the awkward,
dncouth, and generally ugly appearance
f the elephant.
. "I may not be as graceful as you are,"
observed the elephant, "but I'm nearer
akin to the human family than you are.
The knees of my bind legs bend forward,
as a man's legs do, while yours bend back
ward, the same as a hyena's, or a ho;'s,
or a skunk's. Von belong to a lower order
of creation, and I'd rather not associate
with you on terms of equality if it's all
the same to you."
Whereat lie lion, observing that the
elephant was waving his trunk threaten
ingly, went back among the wolves and
covotes, where he srill rerninwl some pres
tige.
It Cures While Vou Walk.
Allen's Font-Kftse is a certain euro for hot,
wealing, callus, iuhUwoIIvh, selling feet. Hula
by all liruggi-m. I'riec Imu't accept any
substitute. Trial package FKKE. Address
Allen B. Olmsted, Le Hoy, S. Y.
When the Wind nionr Itlsrnt.
Stranger llow far is it to the stock
yards? Native Right here. Can't you tell by
your nose?
Stranger No; been smelling just like
this ever since I came in Bight of the
town. Chicago Tribune.
One Renaon.
Bella What do they want to dis
cover the north pole for?
Stella What for? Why., for tha
sake of getting some picture postcards'
from there, of course. I'leU-Me-Up.
Aa a Safety Voire.
"Scorchley doesn't have any more o!
those terrible epileptic fits he used to
have, does he?"
"No; whenever he feels one of them
coming on he rocs and takes a spin in his
automobile.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslo',vs 8onthiog
Syrup the b a' reaiedr to usotot luirck. ldr U
auriug i he tuetuiug jior.od.
Clrenlnr Ambition.
Sloenm Curious fad that I5oxley, the
baseball pitcher, has taken up, isn't it?
lie's building an airship.
Gofast No; it's perfectly natural, lie
i thinks he can make one that will dc-
. acrilie A shorter curve tluin nnehmlv pluit'a
She tore It up. walked over to the machine "
counter and In three minutes handed In
a new one reading:
"Am out of food and fuel and want
5 as soon as you can get It liere. If
you enn't spare it I'll pawn the parlor
carpet."
"That would bring the money from
nie," said the counter cleric as he read
the lines and marked the number of
words.
"Then It will from him. Send
quick." London Tit-Bits.
It
TELEPHONE ATTACHMENT.
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ha.l'i
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEYACO.,Tolodo,0
We, the undersigned, have kn iwn F. J.
Cheney for tho last 15 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable lnali buUness transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga
Mon made br his Aim.
WALPING, KIXNAN & MARV1V,
Wholesale Pnifrglsts, Toledo.O
Hall's Catarrah Cure is aken Internally, act
ing directly upon tho blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonial? sent free.
Price 75 cents per bottle. Pold hy all DruggiiU.
Take Hall's Family Pills lor Constipation.
BUSINESS COLLEGE
PORTLAND. ORKGON
BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY?
They are Trained for business in a business-like way.
Why not enroll in a reputable school that places all of ita graduates?
I. M. WALKER. Pres.
EEND FOR CATALOGUE
O. A. EOSSERMAN, See,
Improve
Your Baking
K C Baking Powder will do it! Get
a can. Try it for your favorite cake. If
it dpesn't raise better, more evenly, higher,
if it isn't daintier, more delicate in flavor,
we return your money. Everybody
agrees K C has no equal
Adjnatablo IlrncketK Which Support
' Receiver Clone To thu Ear.
All Indiana inventor has realized
Virw.n flmomnn nnrl It, & ,t. t.... I. .1... '
necessity of holding a telephone re
ceiver to the ear
for any great
length of time.
When the tele
phone conversation
is of more than
the ordinary length
the nrm holding
the receiver soon
becomes numb. Ac
cordingly he de
signed a simple
telephone attachment by which the r
eeiver Is supported on brackets extend
ing from the plume. As shown In tha
accompanying Illustration these brack
ets are pivoted .it several points,
making It an easy matter to adjust tho
receiver to any position desired. The
person talking on the phone can thus
quickly adjust the receiver to rest near
the car, allowing hhn the free use of
both hands and eliminating the objec
tionable feature of holding the receiver
In the hand.
RECEIVER SU1TOHT.
BAKINC
POWDER
MohTTl-SketJ
pa"l.HJ.
Pure, Wholesome,
Economical.
Ilia Card TrlcLta.
Mrs. Stryver We had a most enjoy
able time at Mrs. Hunter's tea. Count
Tedout was there and kept us mystified
for an hour with his tricks with tho
cards.
Mr. Stryver (dryly) He kept us
mystified with em for three mouths at
the club, but we'ro on to him now.
New York World.
He Meant the Aahea.
Hewitt Gruet uses very appropriate
language, don't you think so?
Jewett Well, when I asked hln.
what ho thought of the Idea of crema
tion his reply was, "It Jars one." New
York Press.
There Is said to he ouly one really
good husband in town, and his wife la
mean to him.
Uncle Allen.
"I see the government is coins into the
airship bimiuess," said I'ncle Allen
Sparks. "Sooner or Inter the airship will
get into politics, and then we'll have ma
chine politicians and flying machine politicians."-
An Vnfortannte MlnnnderatandlnR.
"I had to leave my last situation be
cause the missus said they were going
to lend the sinful life, and they wouldn't
want any servants about the place."
Punch.
No Object.
"How," wrote Anxious IJtierist, "do yon
diHtinguish the mushroom from the poison
ous toadstool';"
"Here," wrote the information editor
of the agricultural paper, in response, "we
r.nve n:i mte; rt'.'ig r-;a:;,p;c of the use
less questions Hint come fo tins' ollice ev
ery clay of the week. Our nnswer to this
query is that we don't. All we ever do
along thnt line is to distinguish the poi
sonous toadstool from the mushroom."
CITS Ht. Vitus' Dnnre "nt
I 1 1 J ru n
'rvmm mscaac perms-
ntlr ctmd by Ir. i .Iiio'h Cirual Ntire lto-
itorer. Send for ritfE $2.00 ttl:il lotle imil trentlxe.
. L3., !
Dr. It. 11. Klinu,
, 3.U Arch St., riiiUdcli.Lia, Fa.
Symmetry.
The smoker who sat directly opposite
had put his foot on the edge of the seat
occupied by the professor.
It was encased in one of those easy
going, hygienic shoes tiiat look like a can
vas covered ham.
"My friend," said the professor, eying
it disapprovingly, "oblige me by removing
that thing from my seat. It's bad form."
Chicago Tribune.
' 20-Mule-Tcm" Borax tends lo stop
the development of bight and mildew, and
destroys paras K.u insects. Stalks, young
leaves and buds affected should be care,
fully sprinkled with Borax solution, and
"20-Mule-Team" Dorax should be used
freely around the wainscoting and floors
of buildings to protect Irom insects.
CRESCENT
EGG-PHOSPHATE
BAKING POWDER
A modern leavener at
a moderate price ; Is 30
per cent, more efficient
than "Trust" or Cream-of-Tartar
products and
absolutely (ree from the
health-racking Rochelle
Salts residue Invariably
accompanying their use.
Cct it from your Grocer
25c FULL POUND "25c
IS
PNU
No. 40 08
d rnKN rltlMjf
IT in mi in tti L
to nilTurtitora pluttte
a iiapir.
The Kind You Jluvn Always 1 Sought lias homo tliu Nirii:t
turo of Cliuri. II. rit'tclu-r, niul litis bcrn iikkIo under his
personal supervision lor over iiii yours. Allow no ouo
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations ami
" Just-as-g-ood." nro hut Experiments, mid endanger tho
health of Children Hxperienco against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Cnstoria is a harn.less substitute for Castor Oil, l'aro
Rorie, Drops ami Sootiiiii'' Syrups. It is I'leasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Jinrcotio
substance. Its njr is its puaranteo. It destroys Worms
nnd allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea unci Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething: Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stonineh nnd Dowels, pivlnar healthy and mil urul Bleep.
Tho Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Ha? e Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
SI
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC CKNTAUH OOMPANV. TT MUNNAV TRKrr, NEW YORK CITY.
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