Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, May 29, 1908, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextAll Humors Are Impure matters which the skin, liver, kidneys and other organs cannot take care of without help. Pimples, bolls, eczema and other erup tions, loss of appetite, that tired feeling, bilious turns, Ota of Indigestion, dull head, aches and many other troubles an due to them. They are removed by Hood's Sarsaparilla . In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as SarsatabS. 100 doses $L Appetite. Investor What's your idea In wanting to buy that trolley line? It doesn't com pete with your system. It'a merely a seder. Kailway Magnate Well, don't you suppose we want to do our own feeding? Nothing More. "They've come to blows, haven't they?" sked the undersiied reporter, who was trying to force his wsy to the center of the crowd. "Tea." enswered the tall man, who eonld see the two disturbers of the peace. "First one of 'em blows, an then the ther, but that's all. Ther' hain't been lick straei jit." Chicago Tribune. Horl4 la His Ikut, Uncle Jerry Peebles threw dowm his aewspaperia disgust "I see," he said, "somebody has invent ed aa anion that hain't got any amell te It Why, blame It, all I eat anions fur la te git the amell ef 'em !" Hewitt I see that Gruel, the life Insurance agent, Is married. Jewett Yes. and bis marriage Is case of the Irony of fate. - "How Is that?" "He didn't know until after be wot married that the woman lu tha cast carried a lot of life insurance, and i now he will have to keep up the pre miums on her policies." Harper'i Weekly. Nothla la This Line. Prison Worden-We try to give every Inmate work with which he is familiar. What's your trade? New Prisoner Im a professional pedestrian. Mothers wm And Mrs. Wlnslows Boothia Byrui th b it remedy to use tor tboir cWlaxej daring ine teething per-od. Another Coavulelon Comlaar. "That well in Wisconsin," remarked Mr. Quigley. "is roaring again, they say." Mrs. Quigley turned pale. "Maybe it' means this time," she gasp ed, "that our cook Is going to leave ns! I saw her overhauling her trunk this morning 1" Chicago Tribune. Coaaollasl "Poor John! He was a kind and forbearing husband," sobbed the wid ow on her return from the funeral. "Yes," said a sympathizing neigh bor; "but It's all for the best Yon must try and comfort yourself, my dear, with the thought that yonr hus band la at peace at last' Sketchy Bits. , VtaVitual Constipation Mi ) I i I lay oe permanently overcome by proper uerMKiui eyorib wun ine assistance itiiicuy, tjyrup Of Qtul LLmr 'ni vnni Which pnnh.oc nnp in fm-m tare may be gradually dispensed with when no longer needed as the best of remedies, when required, are to assist L nature and not to supplant t ie natur al junctions, which must depend ulti mately upon proper nourishment, Pr'Pii0 Vs an? rio llv,'m8 generally. To get its beneficial effects, alviys buy the genuine manujarturecL by tl California Fio Syrup Co. only SOLD BY ALL LEAD INC DRUCOSTS ate ure only, regular price 50f Uotlla. CURES MALARIA HOWARD E. BCIrTOJf. Ajuajer and Chemist. Leadville, Color. ula. Bp&.,uiuu prtree: OolO, Bllrrr, I. Ml.it; UolO, Silver, 7o; Gold, Zliie or Copper, 1. Cyanide tca'.a. Midline; envelopre and fullpr'cellataentoaappllcatlon. Control andUm pirewnrk solicited. lielerancet Carboaals Ra tional Bank. Malaria is due to i, , , ,', r : T r"""'wtuiwa. instead 01 Demy rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has become infected with germs of Srw CldeKtrfy r corpuscles that furnish nourishment and Btrength to the body, and reduced this vital fluid to such a weak, watery condition that it is no longer able to keep the system in health, or ward off the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these red corpuscles takes the color and glow of health from the cheek, and we ee pale, sallow faces and washed out, chalky complexions among the first Malaria. But Malaria is a general systemic disease, and as the blood becomes more heavily loaded with its germs we have more serious f5 iEurmpt?t 1 I t ImJ?Ure blood havin? its eff n all parts ci the body. The appetite fails, digestion is weakened, chills and slight tever are frequent and the sufferer loses energy and ambition because of a llfT V 00 f C?Unt-" feclin- The lack o' necessary nour ishment and healthful ouahtiVa in J the blood causes boils and abscesses, skin affections, and in some cases La raj Attendant Aaanred. "And now, boys.' said the teacher with a mild reprimand. "I suppose there is no way ot gecting you to at tend school In cold weather." "Dere Is one way." spoke up the big boy In the red Jumper. "And what way Is thatr "Why, more the school house over the lake and give us skates Instead ef pencils.'' Familiar Sign. Church I see the public service commission has recommended side doors on the railroad cars. Gotham And will they expect to have the words "family entrance" over them? Yonkers Statesman. sores and ulcers to break out, and sometimes the patient is prostrated with a spell of malarial fever which may leave his health permanently impaired. To cure Malaria both a blood purifier and tonic are necessary, in order to rem6ve the cause and at the same time build up the system from its weakened and run-down condition. S. S. S. is the medicine best fitted for this work. It is the most perfect of all blood purifiers, and the purely vegetable ingredients of which it is composed make it the greatest and safest of all trn fata S. S. S. goes down into the circulation and removes every trace of imouritv or poison, and at the same time gives to the blood the health-sustainine aual ltiea it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly and permanently because it removes the, germs antLpoisons which produce the disease, and while doine this tones up and strengthens every part of the system. When S. S S has Cleansed the blond tri irmntnnn nnra 4.1.. 1 wl . .' . -j jt avrajr, lut ucaiwy coior returns to the complexion, the old tired, depressed feeling is gone, and the entire health w renewed. Book with information about Malaria and any medical advice frM- THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTiTSiU Dtutaf 1900 I was running a farm on the Mississippi river and became soimpreg. nated with Malaria (bat (or a ;ar I was almost a physical wreck. I tried a number of medicines recommended as blood purifi ers, dull cures, and Malaria cradicators, but nothing did me any good until I began to use S. S. 8. Toe result was that after taking it for awhile I was as well and strong ss I aver was. I have never had a chill sine nor the slightest symptom of Malaria. I hope others will be benefited by my experience, and with that end in view I give this testimonial, knowing that 8. S. 8. is the best remedy for Malaria. Amory, Miss. 8. R. COWLEY. Pure Wholesome Those who believe in qualify' use p7ff BARING UVb POWDER ounces J (wvJ5NICAOr5t' 25 Ounces for 25 Cents Made from pure, carefully tested materials. Get a can on trial. You never saw such cakes and biscuit They'll open your eyes. ftunra it ai i Urv RAVS. Ulnurm uicem . ... ..u V. L. Dougiam makom mnd mors -jrf mn'm$2.60, $3.00 and $3.BOahom nm ,hmn. ur othon manufaoturai- In thm Ek&-world, baqauam (Aay hold . "fT34 mttomm In thm world to-day. tfeifl KmJcSS f4," W. L Douglas $4 and $5 Gilt Wg Shoes Cannot Be Equalled At Any PrlcesaI"-'"M'. ,??i"h. L!!Sl . mm Snrt I"1" ' eUmped on bottom. Tnkr r. Bah.tttntt. Floored. ' "Ton say there's no such thing as mat ter? Then there is no such thing as a gas meter. Yet you are paying out your good money for 8,000 feet of gas regis tered by a machine that doesn't exist." "Certainly; there la no such thing as money." From the Allmonlal Point of View. He So your marriage was a failure? She Oh, I, don't know. He Why, I thought you had secured a divorce? She I did. He Well, don't you call that a com' plete failure? She Hardly. Tou see. my nartner made an assignment and I received a very neat sum as a preferred creditor Ha Oh urn er I beg your par- nnn T .Turirai FITP St. Vitus' Dance and all Servous drawee 1 1 u pal".", jkiiwi una. nerve-Bniorar. Bend for FREE Sltrlal bottle and Oaa from Waahinatoa. "I had a letter from a constituent," said Congressman Nathan Wesley Hale of Tennessee, "who asked me to for- -srard to him, as quickly as ptmsible. the 'Rules and Regulations of Con gress.' By return mail I sent him a photograph of Joe Cannon. If he un derstands the game like we do, be will have no trouble in seeing that my an swer is decidedly to the point" Suc- ?ess Magazine. serenity. "Tour latest speech has made the greatest hit of any In your career," said the flatterer. "I suppose you re gard It as your masterpiece?" "Not necessarily," answered the ora tor. "The fact you recite merely indi cates an improvement In public taste." Washington Star. A Choice of Evils. Tour daughter can come t ma tkr ber music lessons and can do her prac ticing at home." "I'd rather you'd clve hir w w sons here at home and have her do her practicing at your rooms." Houston Post Seven hundred dollar skirt ia one of the Items In a bill for $3,US0for clothes which Mrs. Howard Gould wants her hus band to cay aa necessaries of life. The "Peacock Throne" of P;- i. most extravagant thing of the ki n.-l in the world. Its value, is estimate'! be tween ten and fifteen million dollars. v You Can Get Allen's root-Case TREC Writ Allen 8. Olmnted.Le Roy, N. Y.. for a tree sample ot Allen's root-Euie. It 'cures sweating, hot swollen, aching leet. It in ikes new or light shoes eay A certain cure lol ,IiSJi1!fSLow1rng ,Bnd bu''. A" drug gists selllt. 26o. Dou't accept any s UbstituM , It Depended. '-English John and Pat were two friendly workmen, who were constant ly tilting, each ono trying to outwit the other. "Am you good at measurement?" asked John. "I am that," said Pat, quickly. "Then could you tell me how many shirts I could get out of a yard." aakd John. "Sure," said Pat "It depends whose yard you get Inte," i Chaaee foe Reformatio. ner Mother But what objection can I ou have to Mr. De Scndds, my dear? rretiy unughter Oil, he's all right In most respects, but he has such ab surd Ideas of what a wife should be. Her Mother Oh! that doesn't cut any Ice. Your father was the same way when I married him, but six months Inter he dldu't have a single Idea of bis own. Side Llarhta on Mrtholoary, Vulcan had just put four new horse shoes on the feet of the Centaur. "ICasiest Job I ever did," he said to the bystanders. "He stood perfectly still, and when I handed him the fly brush he kept the flies away himself." Making a handsome discount from his usual price, be asked his customer to drive himself to his shop whenever he needed any more work. Chicago Tribune. The Hla-her Mathematics. Nlbbi Do you suppose It's ever pos sible to come anywhere near the size of a man's Income? Digss Yes; Just take the figure he gives to the assessor, add to It the fig ure he tells bis friends and then divide the result by two and you'll have ll ear enough." Illustrated Bits. $100 Reward, $100. I. 1,bn ."J??!1 0thl, ', ,Per WU b P'esned to feaiail-n-i?J?r,,i"leKt "ire&l dieaae that science has been able to euia in all lit Cu?eefit'h'.dat .Catarrh. HaJl's Catarrh utl, , ,rateruity-, Catarrh be n a conitltu mpm ?2me,elulrfV, constitutional t.eat-2-t?n. Vf c'"h Cure i. iaken internally, SfJi Br.iTecMr ,lp,,n 'ne blood and mucous sur' lace, ol the s . stem, thersb dexfoylng thefo in daUnn of the dleae, and giving t a xTatent strength bv I'liilriint 'no th eon't " assisting nature In doing its work. The pro- II. lKr! !lave "2 mX'n ,alth ln lts' uratlvepV.w- th.V1 V"!' 9n8Hiuidred Doliarsfor any te?timoi,',. U Cu"' Be:,d ,or lut sJmT F i CH?NEY St CO., Toledo, O. ,'d b,y J dniKgists, 75c. Take Hail's Famly Pilla for constipation. A Ron of Luck. Rumen Old fellow, you look blue, are you on the wrong side of the mar ket! Trumbull Market be hanged! I moved yesterday. The van man broke i5 worth of the furniture, I lost a five pound Bank of England note, the gns company held me up for double the usual deposit, and I've Just been sum moned on a Jury. London Mall. D0Y0UKN0W THE "WET WEATHER COMFORT AND PROTECTION afforded by a 'ftwsiu Slicker? Clean -Light Vuraoie Guaranteed .Waterproof 392 Everywhere Does Your Heart Beat Yes. 100,000 times each day. Does it send out good blood or bad blood ? You know, for good blood is good health; bad blood, bad health. And you know precisely what to take for bad blood Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Doctors have endorsed it for 60 years. One f rwinent came of bud blood It a ilwrfrtnh liver. TliU proiliicei ciiiiiipHtion. fiiinout ubaUliciiaHreUi.il abnnrlwil into tlm bliKiil, Inateail uf beli-e: rnioM fnim the uxdyuaily e nature linrnuYil. Horn the Imwala ina with Ayer's PilU, liver piile. All vesetable. A Uad by 1. 0. Ayr Co., LowoU. saw HiauiUtMItUmi VI yers 7 HAIR VIGOR. AQUC CURE. CUEKRV PECTORAL. Inconvenienced, "I am so sorry that Mrs, Brlgham li moving out of the city. I shall miu her so much." "Were you such good friends?" "Oh. It Isn't tlint we were so friend ly, but she bns the nicest set of flat sil ver ln the neighborhood and I used to borrow 11 every lime I wanted to en tertain." Detroit Free Press. MOTEL MOORE A OPJEN ALL THE YEAR 1 u Clatsop Beach Seaside, Oreoon TUT Dlreetly oo the beaeh overlooking S nS I h M MM.. Bint, .nit K.ka m-A Cliff House "fathimr. Kmrea. wLirr nuuac Mo, plcr for iUblatc, nr Hnn parlors. Eleetrle llrhta. Fine " place and stm aeat. rise walks RFfinN" n4 lves. Hea foods a spee. UKtUUil laltr. Kts.$a.60 and 13.00 per day. JVMpeclul rates by tko week. aaaa ua. J. nooilE, Prourlotur Do Good While Yon May. It Is a good and safe rule to sojourn !n every place as If you meant to spend your life there, never omitting an opportunity of doing a kindness or speaking a true word or making a friend. John Rnskln. C. Gee Wo The well known reliable CHINESE Root and Herb DOCTOR Hue miwle a life etndy of riMite ami herlm. and In tibaS luly dimwurvft And Is alv ing to the world lita wonder ful ren-ediea. 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