All Humors
Are Impure matters which the skin, liver,
kidneys and other organs cannot take care
of without help.
Pimples, bolls, eczema and other erup
tions, loss of appetite, that tired feeling,
bilious turns, Ota of Indigestion, dull head,
aches and many other troubles an due to
them. They are removed by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
. In usual liquid form or in chocolated
tablets known as SarsatabS. 100 doses $L
Appetite.
Investor What's your idea In wanting
to buy that trolley line? It doesn't com
pete with your system. It'a merely a
seder.
Kailway Magnate Well, don't you
suppose we want to do our own feeding?
Nothing More.
"They've come to blows, haven't they?"
sked the undersiied reporter, who was
trying to force his wsy to the center of
the crowd.
"Tea." enswered the tall man, who
eonld see the two disturbers of the peace.
"First one of 'em blows, an then the
ther, but that's all. Ther' hain't been
lick straei jit." Chicago Tribune.
Horl4 la His Ikut,
Uncle Jerry Peebles threw dowm his
aewspaperia disgust
"I see," he said, "somebody has invent
ed aa anion that hain't got any amell te
It Why, blame It, all I eat anions fur
la te git the amell ef 'em !"
Hewitt I see that Gruel, the life
Insurance agent, Is married.
Jewett Yes. and bis marriage Is
case of the Irony of fate.
- "How Is that?"
"He didn't know until after be wot
married that the woman lu tha cast
carried a lot of life insurance, and
i now he will have to keep up the pre
miums on her policies." Harper'i
Weekly.
Nothla la This Line.
Prison Worden-We try to give every
Inmate work with which he is familiar.
What's your trade?
New Prisoner Im a professional
pedestrian.
Mothers wm And Mrs. Wlnslows Boothia
Byrui th b it remedy to use tor tboir cWlaxej
daring ine teething per-od.
Another Coavulelon Comlaar.
"That well in Wisconsin," remarked
Mr. Quigley. "is roaring again, they say."
Mrs. Quigley turned pale.
"Maybe it' means this time," she gasp
ed, "that our cook Is going to leave ns!
I saw her overhauling her trunk this
morning 1" Chicago Tribune.
Coaaollasl
"Poor John! He was a kind and
forbearing husband," sobbed the wid
ow on her return from the funeral.
"Yes," said a sympathizing neigh
bor; "but It's all for the best Yon
must try and comfort yourself, my
dear, with the thought that yonr hus
band la at peace at last' Sketchy
Bits. ,
VtaVitual
Constipation
Mi ) I i
I lay oe permanently overcome by proper
uerMKiui eyorib wun ine assistance
itiiicuy, tjyrup Of Qtul LLmr
'ni vnni
Which pnnh.oc nnp in fm-m
tare may be gradually dispensed with
when no longer needed as the best of
remedies, when required, are to assist
L nature and not to supplant t ie natur
al junctions, which must depend ulti
mately upon proper nourishment,
Pr'Pii0 Vs an? rio llv,'m8 generally.
To get its beneficial effects, alviys
buy the genuine
manujarturecL by tl
California
Fio Syrup Co. only
SOLD BY ALL LEAD INC DRUCOSTS
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CURES
MALARIA
HOWARD E. BCIrTOJf. Ajuajer and Chemist.
Leadville, Color. ula. Bp&.,uiuu prtree: OolO,
Bllrrr, I. Ml.it; UolO, Silver, 7o; Gold, Zliie or
Copper, 1. Cyanide tca'.a. Midline; envelopre and
fullpr'cellataentoaappllcatlon. Control andUm
pirewnrk solicited. lielerancet Carboaals Ra
tional Bank.
Malaria is due to
i, , , ,', r : T r"""'wtuiwa. instead 01 Demy
rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has become infected with germs of
Srw CldeKtrfy r corpuscles that furnish nourishment and
Btrength to the body, and reduced this vital fluid to such a weak, watery
condition that it is no longer able to keep the system in health, or ward off
the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these
red corpuscles takes the color and glow of health from the cheek, and we
ee pale, sallow faces and washed out, chalky complexions among the first
Malaria. But Malaria is a general systemic disease, and as
the blood becomes more heavily loaded with its germs we have more serious
f5 iEurmpt?t 1 I t ImJ?Ure blood havin? its eff n all parts
ci the body. The appetite fails, digestion is weakened, chills and slight
tever are frequent and the sufferer loses energy and ambition because of a
llfT V 00 f C?Unt-" feclin- The lack o' necessary nour
ishment and healthful ouahtiVa in J
the blood causes boils and abscesses,
skin affections, and in some cases
La raj Attendant Aaanred.
"And now, boys.' said the teacher
with a mild reprimand. "I suppose
there is no way ot gecting you to at
tend school In cold weather."
"Dere Is one way." spoke up the big
boy In the red Jumper.
"And what way Is thatr
"Why, more the school house over
the lake and give us skates Instead ef
pencils.''
Familiar Sign.
Church I see the public service
commission has recommended side
doors on the railroad cars.
Gotham And will they expect to
have the words "family entrance" over
them? Yonkers Statesman.
sores and ulcers to break out, and
sometimes the patient is prostrated
with a spell of malarial fever which
may leave his health permanently
impaired. To cure Malaria both a
blood purifier and tonic are necessary,
in order to rem6ve the cause and at
the same time build up the system
from its weakened and run-down
condition. S. S. S. is the medicine
best fitted for this work. It is the
most perfect of all blood purifiers, and
the purely vegetable ingredients of
which it is composed make it the
greatest and safest of all trn fata
S. S. S. goes down into the circulation and removes every trace of imouritv
or poison, and at the same time gives to the blood the health-sustainine aual
ltiea it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly and permanently because it
removes the, germs antLpoisons which produce the disease, and while doine
this tones up and strengthens every part of the system. When S. S S has
Cleansed the blond tri irmntnnn nnra 4.1.. 1 wl . .'
. -j jt avrajr, lut ucaiwy coior returns to
the complexion, the old tired, depressed feeling is gone, and the entire health
w renewed. Book with information about Malaria and any medical advice
frM- THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTiTSiU
Dtutaf 1900 I was running a farm on
the Mississippi river and became soimpreg.
nated with Malaria (bat (or a ;ar I was
almost a physical wreck. I tried a number
of medicines recommended as blood purifi
ers, dull cures, and Malaria cradicators,
but nothing did me any good until I began
to use S. S. 8. Toe result was that after
taking it for awhile I was as well and
strong ss I aver was. I have never had a
chill sine nor the slightest symptom of
Malaria. I hope others will be benefited
by my experience, and with that end in
view I give this testimonial, knowing that
8. S. 8. is the best remedy for Malaria.
Amory, Miss. 8. R. COWLEY.
Pure
Wholesome
Those
who believe in qualify'
use
p7ff BARING
UVb POWDER
ounces J
(wvJ5NICAOr5t'
25 Ounces for 25 Cents
Made from pure, carefully tested
materials. Get a can on trial.
You never saw such cakes
and biscuit They'll open
your eyes.
ftunra it ai i
Urv RAVS. Ulnurm uicem . ... ..u
V. L. Dougiam makom mnd mors -jrf
mn'm$2.60, $3.00 and $3.BOahom
nm ,hmn. ur othon manufaoturai- In thm
Ek&-world, baqauam (Aay hold . "fT34
mttomm In thm world to-day. tfeifl KmJcSS f4,"
W. L Douglas $4 and $5 Gilt Wg Shoes Cannot Be Equalled At Any PrlcesaI"-'"M'.
,??i"h. L!!Sl . mm Snrt I"1" ' eUmped on bottom. Tnkr r. Bah.tttntt.
Floored.
' "Ton say there's no such thing as mat
ter? Then there is no such thing as a
gas meter. Yet you are paying out your
good money for 8,000 feet of gas regis
tered by a machine that doesn't exist."
"Certainly; there la no such thing as
money."
From the Allmonlal Point of View.
He So your marriage was a failure?
She Oh, I, don't know.
He Why, I thought you had secured
a divorce?
She I did.
He Well, don't you call that a com'
plete failure?
She Hardly. Tou see. my nartner
made an assignment and I received a
very neat sum as a preferred creditor
Ha Oh urn er I beg your par-
nnn T .Turirai
FITP St. Vitus' Dance and all Servous drawee
1 1 u pal".", jkiiwi una.
nerve-Bniorar. Bend for FREE Sltrlal bottle and
Oaa from Waahinatoa.
"I had a letter from a constituent,"
said Congressman Nathan Wesley Hale
of Tennessee, "who asked me to for-
-srard to him, as quickly as ptmsible.
the 'Rules and Regulations of Con
gress.' By return mail I sent him a
photograph of Joe Cannon. If he un
derstands the game like we do, be will
have no trouble in seeing that my an
swer is decidedly to the point" Suc-
?ess Magazine.
serenity.
"Tour latest speech has made the
greatest hit of any In your career,"
said the flatterer. "I suppose you re
gard It as your masterpiece?"
"Not necessarily," answered the ora
tor. "The fact you recite merely indi
cates an improvement In public taste."
Washington Star.
A Choice of Evils.
Tour daughter can come t ma tkr
ber music lessons and can do her prac
ticing at home."
"I'd rather you'd clve hir w w
sons here at home and have her do her
practicing at your rooms." Houston
Post
Seven hundred dollar skirt ia one of
the Items In a bill for $3,US0for clothes
which Mrs. Howard Gould wants her hus
band to cay aa necessaries of life.
The "Peacock Throne" of P;- i.
most extravagant thing of the ki n.-l in
the world. Its value, is estimate'! be
tween ten and fifteen million dollars. v
You Can Get Allen's root-Case TREC
Writ Allen 8. Olmnted.Le Roy, N. Y.. for a
tree sample ot Allen's root-Euie. It 'cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching leet. It in ikes
new or light shoes eay A certain cure lol
,IiSJi1!fSLow1rng ,Bnd bu''. A" drug
gists selllt. 26o. Dou't accept any s UbstituM ,
It Depended.
'-English John and Pat were two
friendly workmen, who were constant
ly tilting, each ono trying to outwit the
other.
"Am you good at measurement?"
asked John.
"I am that," said Pat, quickly.
"Then could you tell me how many
shirts I could get out of a yard." aakd
John.
"Sure," said Pat "It depends
whose yard you get Inte," i
Chaaee foe Reformatio.
ner Mother But what objection can I
ou have to Mr. De Scndds, my dear?
rretiy unughter Oil, he's all right
In most respects, but he has such ab
surd Ideas of what a wife should be.
Her Mother Oh! that doesn't cut
any Ice. Your father was the same
way when I married him, but six
months Inter he dldu't have a single
Idea of bis own.
Side Llarhta on Mrtholoary,
Vulcan had just put four new horse
shoes on the feet of the Centaur.
"ICasiest Job I ever did," he said to
the bystanders. "He stood perfectly still,
and when I handed him the fly brush he
kept the flies away himself."
Making a handsome discount from his
usual price, be asked his customer to
drive himself to his shop whenever he
needed any more work. Chicago Tribune.
The Hla-her Mathematics.
Nlbbi Do you suppose It's ever pos
sible to come anywhere near the size
of a man's Income?
Digss Yes; Just take the figure he
gives to the assessor, add to It the fig
ure he tells bis friends and then divide
the result by two and you'll have ll
ear enough." Illustrated Bits.
$100 Reward, $100.
I. 1,bn ."J??!1 0thl, ', ,Per WU b P'esned to
feaiail-n-i?J?r,,i"leKt "ire&l dieaae
that science has been able to euia in all lit
Cu?eefit'h'.dat .Catarrh. HaJl's Catarrh
utl, , ,rateruity-, Catarrh be n a conitltu
mpm ?2me,elulrfV, constitutional t.eat-2-t?n.
Vf c'"h Cure i. iaken internally,
SfJi Br.iTecMr ,lp,,n 'ne blood and mucous sur'
lace, ol the s . stem, thersb dexfoylng thefo in
daUnn of the dleae, and giving t a xTatent
strength bv I'liilriint 'no th eon't "
assisting nature In doing its work. The pro-
II. lKr! !lave "2 mX'n ,alth ln lts' uratlvepV.w-
th.V1 V"!' 9n8Hiuidred Doliarsfor any
te?timoi,',. U Cu"' Be:,d ,or lut
sJmT F i CH?NEY St CO., Toledo, O.
,'d b,y J dniKgists, 75c.
Take Hail's Famly Pilla for constipation.
A Ron of Luck.
Rumen Old fellow, you look blue,
are you on the wrong side of the mar
ket! Trumbull Market be hanged! I
moved yesterday. The van man broke
i5 worth of the furniture, I lost a five
pound Bank of England note, the gns
company held me up for double the
usual deposit, and I've Just been sum
moned on a Jury. London Mall.
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Does Your
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Yes. 100,000 times each day.
Does it send out good blood
or bad blood ? You know, for
good blood is good health;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood Ayer's
Sarsaparilla. Doctors have
endorsed it for 60 years.
One f rwinent came of bud blood It a ilwrfrtnh
liver. TliU proiliicei ciiiiiipHtion. fiiinout
ubaUliciiaHreUi.il abnnrlwil into tlm bliKiil,
Inateail uf beli-e: rnioM fnim the uxdyuaily
e nature linrnuYil. Horn the Imwala ina
with Ayer's PilU, liver piile. All vesetable.
A
Uad by 1. 0. Ayr Co., LowoU.
saw HiauiUtMItUmi VI
yers
7 HAIR VIGOR.
AQUC CURE.
CUEKRV PECTORAL.
Inconvenienced,
"I am so sorry that Mrs, Brlgham li
moving out of the city. I shall miu
her so much."
"Were you such good friends?"
"Oh. It Isn't tlint we were so friend
ly, but she bns the nicest set of flat sil
ver ln the neighborhood and I used to
borrow 11 every lime I wanted to en
tertain." Detroit Free Press.
MOTEL MOORE
A OPJEN ALL THE YEAR
1 u Clatsop Beach Seaside, Oreoon
TUT Dlreetly oo the beaeh overlooking
S nS I h M MM.. Bint, .nit K.ka m-A
Cliff House "fathimr. Kmrea.
wLirr nuuac Mo, plcr for iUblatc,
nr Hnn parlors. Eleetrle llrhta. Fine
" place and stm aeat. rise walks
RFfinN" n4 lves. Hea foods a spee.
UKtUUil laltr. Kts.$a.60 and 13.00
per day. JVMpeclul rates by tko week.
aaaa ua. J. nooilE, Prourlotur
Do Good While Yon May.
It Is a good and safe rule to sojourn
!n every place as If you meant to
spend your life there, never omitting
an opportunity of doing a kindness or
speaking a true word or making a
friend. John Rnskln.
C. Gee Wo
The well known reliable
CHINESE
Root and Herb
DOCTOR
Hue miwle a life etndy of
riMite ami herlm. and In tibaS
luly dimwurvft And Is alv
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No Mercury, Polaons or Drugs Used He Carca
Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a Knife
lie g-unrniiteco to Cure Cmiirrh, Aethuia, Lnna,
rhroat, itlteuniatlam, Norrouwiewi, Nuriuua Pehilitt.
S'oniacb. I, Ivor. Kiflner Tronhl(:uln Lout ManbooaV
Female Weaknanaml All Prlvute lJimnam
A SURE CANCER CURE
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IT Ton ARE AFMOTKO. DON'T DELAY.
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