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is an all-pervading
It unfold In the '
X numberless flowers of the spring. '
? It waves in the branches of the
trees and the green blades of '
K grass. It haunts the depths X
$1 of the earth and sea and gleams X
H out in the hues of the shell and X
H precious stone The ii
H ocean, the mountains, tho X
X clouds, the heavens, the stars, ?
tho rising and sotting sun, all X
$i overflow with beauty. The X
$? universe Is its temple; and ii
H those men who are alive to it X
cannot lift their eyes without ii
X. feeling themselves encompassed X
X with it on every side. H
Now this beauty is so precious, ii
X tho enjoyments it gives are so ii
X rcflned and pure, so congenial '
X with our tendorest and noblest X
X feelings, and so akin to wor- ii
X ship, that it is painful to think ii
X of the multitude- of men as llv- X
X ing in the midst of it, and living
X almost as blind to it as If, in- ii
X stead of this fair earth and X
X glorious sky, they were tenants ii
X of a dungeon. An infinite joy ii
X la lost to the world by the wuf ii
X of culture of thin spi-ltual en- X
X dowment. X
X W. E. CHANNIN'L X
from the store is one of the most
uncomfortable experiences in the
history of man.
"After all, it pays to be honest."
"Yes, only "
"Only what? '
"You can always be certain whom
it pays. '
COURTSHIP.
"Will you?"
"I will."
MARRIAGE.
Do you?"
"I do."
DIVORCE.
"Did he?"
"He did."
-Puck.
THE GOOD XATUItED MAX.
You may sing the praiso3 o the man
of might,
And the heroes brave and strong;
The men who win in the lo. g drawn
fight
Of the rlsht against, t:- wrong:
You may laud the fellows who do
Creat things,
' Frow Jewry to Japan
"But here's to tho man who smiles
and sings
The glad, good natured man.
Yes, here's to the man with tho kind
ly face,
And a gentle, patlont soul;
Tho man who can win or lose tho
raco
With a perfect self-control;
He's the jolliest follow in all tho
land,
And he always leads tho van
This human saint with a world oi
sand
The strong, good natured man.
He's right on deck with a word of
cheer,
And a helpful llfo for all;
And the touch of h's hand will ban
ish fear,
When your drooping spirits fall;
He's an Inspiration, a help, a host,
And he makes you think you can,
"When you're down and out and
licked almost
The brave, good natured man.
He's richer far than millionaire;
Ho's mightier than tho king;
His heart is happy and free from
enro,
And his volco has a jolly ring;
Ho's tho strongest, noblest, best of
all,
Whatever his creed or clan
Bo hero's to tho man no ills appall
Tho grand, good natured man.
Boston Transcript.
Advlco to womon: A man doosn't
amount to much at best. In getting
ono, get the best one possible.
A California ostrich recently com
mitted sulcldo after looking at some
of tho fall styles in women's hats.
Tho earth loses an hour In 1G.00O
years. If each of us had as good a
record wo would havo moro money In
tho bank.
Many Coos Bay men are willing
Hint their wives shall havo tho
last word if they will only bo kind
enough to havo it soon.
An Orogon man is accused of
starting forest Arcs to luro door.
Porhaps ho had heard of men burn
ing money to luro dears.
A girl reviving from a trnnco ex
plains that sho had a trip to hcavon.
Such stories nro always wonkonod by
tho fact that tho tourlbt comes back.
There are a great number of per
sons in the world who are always
asking hard questions. We have
found it to be a good plan to confess
that we do not know. It rleases the
people who ask the questions and
saves you the trouble of trying to
remember the year Julius Caesar
built a bridge over the Rhine.
AVATT-KXOTT.
They Had Whnt-Xot Chat Over the
Telephone.
"Are you there?"
"Yes."
"Who are you please?"
"Watt."
' What is your name, plense?"
"Watt's my name."
"Yes. what is your name?"
"I say my name is Watt."
"Oh, well; I'm coming to see you."
"All right. Are you Jones?"
"No, I'm Knott."
"Who are you, then, please?"
"I'm Knott."
"Will you tell me your name
please?"
"Will Knott."
"Why won't you?"
"I say my name is William Knott."
"Oh, I beg your pardon."
"Then will you be in if I come
'round, Watt?"
"Certainly, Knott."
Thon they were cut off by the ex
change, and Knott wants to know If
Watt will be in or not.
A LOST IDEAIi.
Time was when I fancied that she
Could never be lacking in grace;
Her figure was pleasing to me,
She had an adorable face;
Her voice was both gentel and sweet,
Her fingers were pointed and
small.
I wish I had never seen her eat
Sweet corn from a nubbin at all.
Time was when it gladdened my
heart
If she happened to smile when we
met;
Ah, why must our pleasures depart
While we long to be claiming them
yet?
I havo lost an ideal I had,
My heart has a commonplace
throb;
My thoughts of her always are sad
Sinco I've seen her oat corn from
tho cob.
When two women fly Into each
other's arms with looks of lovo, thoir
omhrnco jars two hats and thon soo
how quickly fond looks chango to
scowls.
Porhaps a wife's tenderness with
n worthloss husband Is governed by
tho snino Instinct which makes her
proud of anything she gets at a bar
gain counter.
"I fool," said tho bitminy looking
man this morning, ' as if I had on n
now shirt." Wearing n shirt fresh
Husbniuls.
Husbands are largely manufactur
ed out of the raw material grown on
farms and outlying districts. There
aro sonio few city varieties, but they
are poor in quality. Tho farm out
put is usually taken to the city early
In life, and fed on rum, tobacco and
business until ho becomes fat enough
to kill for tho matrimonial market.
Ho is then led out to tho slaughter
and used thereafter as a basis for
millinery and dress goods.
Husbands foim one of our chief as
sets. They aro patient, docile under
treatinont, become Inured early in
life to hard labor, and are useful at
dinner parties and political gather
ings. Tho American variety differs from
the foreign breeds In many Important
particulars. Ho Is more easily do
mesticated and stands any amount of
abuse without complaint. There are
soveral instances on record where
husbands have slept night after night
In pajamas, mado by tholr wives and
starched under their personal super
vision, without murmuring. They
havo even been known, in raro in
stances, to attend church regularly
There aro several kinds of hus
bands. Tho early morning variety is
very companionable ,but short lived.
In some households tho silent hus
band is tho main feature, acquiring
this great gift by long practice. Tho
literary husband, ns a rulo, is thin
and poor and has his fur rubbed off
In spots nnd lays his ears well back.
Tho Salt Lako husband has a largo,
open heart, Is liberal In his views,
and many bided. Ho is, in fact, all'
things to all women.
Tho best husbands aro caught
when young when their spirits can
bo easily broken. Llfo.
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Duck Hunters Attention
We Offer the Following
Leader Shells llSSsSTJSc Box
Same Unchilled Shot
Same Black Powder
70c Box
50c Box
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WE HAVE ALSO ALARGE L1XE OP HUXTIXG COATS, GUXS
AXD COMPLETE STOCK OP HUXTERS SUPPLIES. SEE US BE
FORE YOU MAKE TnAT HUXTIXG TRIP. WE WILL SAVE YOU
MOXEY.
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Away
With every $100 pnrrchase from onr store, wo will
give a 42-pIcce (lhmr sot entirely free Oarlowpri
ccs still continue ono price to all, with ercryarticlo
marked In plain figures, coupons will bo given for
the amount of each purchaser. Seo our window
display and bo convinced it is wortli your while.
C. A. JOHNSON
HOUSE FURNISHER
FRONT STREET
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GO TO YOUR DEALER
and nsk for any of the following cigars:
Deep Sea, Porto de Oro,
Chums White Crow Luxo
Havana Specials Oregonian Refunds
Little Teddy Maryland Club
Clear Huvanns, Domestics and Xickel Goods.
If they don't suit you, tell us what is tho matter with
them and wc will then tell you vlmt is the trouble with
you.
Western Oregon Grocery Co.
"WHOLESALERS.
XORTII DEXD, COOS KAY, OREGOX.
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WALL PAPER AND PAINTS
LINING TACKS BRUSHES STAINS
DEADEXIXG FELT DRV PASTE TINTING COLORS
VARNISHES ALCOHOL SHELLAC
Agent for Johnson's Dyes and Wax Finishes.
Coos Bay Paint & Wall Paper Co.
Second and 'C Streets, Across From New Hotel.
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Magazine Bargains jJoShhxatiox? tiuk
THE DELIXEATOR Sl.oo ( D
EVERYBODY'S MAGAZINE ..61.50 VlU nitC
THE WORLD'S WORK $3.00 . . dQCA '
Regular price .$5TB0 Unly J5.0U
We have numerous other offers and combinations, just as good.
Ask us about them.
Ml-.. JC. U .. S1ATIONRRS
niuiuu i liduauii opposite blanco hotel
COOS BAY
-FACULTY-
Piano
Mr. Elmer A. Todd
Miss Lucy Sherwood Horton
Voice
Miss Mnblo Clare Millis
Violin
(To bo announced later.
Musical Kindergarten
Miss Lucy Sherwood Horton
Classes in Harmony, Counterpoint, etc. Vocal Siht Reading and
ensemble-. Apply for catalogue or information to the Director, New
O'Connell Building, A and Second Streets. 'Phone 10.r5
ICHY" MUSIC
ELMER A. TODD, Director
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LOGIC
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If we advertise to sell you
a piano today for $22300
that was $446.00 yester
day would you not think
the man who paid $446
was wronged?
We have no reason for
offering a $400 piano for
$200. Values do not fluc
tuate this way. Our $400
values are worth $400
Our $200 piano is worth
$200. Why should your
neighbor pay twice as much
as you pay for the same
article.
Visit Our Store
Every piano sold on the One Price
System. Every piano worth what
the figures say. It is worth some
thing to know that our valnes are
right. It is no mistake to buy when
you get "An Honest Piano for
an Honest Price." ::::::
We handle no goods on consignment
or commission Not an agency or a
branch. But buy direct.
W. R. HAINES MUSIC CO.
COOS COUNTY'S HOME PIANO HOUSE
WILHELM G. HOLL, our authorized Piano Tuner for
Coos county.
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