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' 4 1 Kl- indication point to a treiiieu vti of the Portland lndtistr tl 11, which opens tlili year Sep :7. The uiusie by the great Band of Mexico! the paint- i abroad, the living chets tour , the wonderful electrical die- . un precede iiUhJ I v larve mini liiliiti in agriitilture and liorti- - ia industry and m-ience, slum a r comiiiK hxpoHition. in attract' will exceed any ever held up'm i ;ic coaia. f liai wen an entire rear run ne ,,f the Kxpoaition, and a lare r if novelties from every part of ,: :-l liuve own ert'iirttl. i lilroada have grunted a round- ah- of one fare and a liflh; half ..u all exIillntH, exivpt fruits and Vm, which have lt n placed iiion , lint. Thia cerlilien to the excel- MHtrenient of the Kxpoxition of N1 a the BHiue enerirv dixplayeil in it departineuta Icavei no doiiht n K'redl HUl't't'SS. Pretty strong )ns for ttying Dr. Sage's :rh Remedy. In the first j, it cures your catarrh nutter how bad your case, cf how long standing. It :,u't simply palliate it a. If you believe it, so t ::.a me ueuer. i nere s '..in more to be said. . j get it for 50 cents, from ! druggists. Tut perhaps you won't be- Tl . I t .1 Le it. men meres anotner kzson lor tryinp- it. snow ;.t you can't be cured, and get S500. It's a plain ess offer. The makers Dr. Sage's Remedy will j you that amount if they 1't cure you. They know t they can you think t they can't. If they're :ng, you get the cash. If j're wrong, you're rid of :rrl. 'inf (ana I11111I in Wlmifkiiftiu'ici'liiiiiiii' fm iiuiIxt ur other IiiiiiIn in Mtifliiiiutiiii ur ore- 1 n. II. K. Niihi.k, I'liiuiinl lllili!., I'urtliiiKl. SEEDS ALL Oflt HKKIW A II K TIXI'KII. If vim tut III vt'ry Ih'M i;immU tluil yon Limn Mil urmv, "I cii'li prlivn, rlle n. r I DOQsnN A son. W.reliouH f . . . . vw .-, ,7Q t Portland, Oregon. Front Si. l-.n!mil. Ori'iinii. A. I'. AniiKlniim, I'rin. rim h s. h.il : Ol'llAI. He. Ciii.i.hik. Nnlrm. urrnuil. mih counwt uf ttiul)', nuiii rut. nl liiitiuii, ISusiness, Short h and, 2 vrH,f, iVmmitMsHifi.anJ tittglish lefartmtnti i In miMiiin Uiiuiitf limit the ynr. hnitiiift umuii 1r4 at h- Utti. l uiiilitgup mIiiii vltlirr cIhmiI, (trie. ;0 YOU ENJOY GOOD TEA? f hv( the rcnl IVylou. new, llrcct lniirl, tcii ! r 1 1 1 k -r pi urlniiiHl eitHctt. 1'roiuniumHl Miiirrior li miv In mtirkt-t. 1'rlic 11 Vnl Her Ik. Amv 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 nut over I lt v nnill ik". 11111 Hi f 1 r "1. t iieiiT iiiiiii i iieiii u'ii. Try il. SniTH'S GASH STORE 410-418 Front Street, fcScrjisco German yrup Here is something from Mr. Frank A. Hale, proprietor of the De Witt I' use, Lewiston, and the Tontine : !. Brunswick, Me. Hotel men i t the world as it comes and goes, ' are not slow in sizing people 1 i things up for what they are rth. He says that he has lost a ' ' er and several brothers and sis s from Pulmonary Consumption, 1 1 is himself frequently troubled with colds, and he ilareditary often coughs enough to make him sick at Consumptionhis stomach. When ever he has taken a roU of this kind he uses Boschee's Oman Syrup, and it cures him rvuy time. Here is a man who la as the full danger of lung trou L'. and would therefore be most ' reticular as to the medicine he used. What is his opinion ? Listen ! " I use nothing but Boschee's German Syrup, and have advised. I presume, tuore than a hundred different per sons to take it. They agree with me that it is the best cough syrup in the market." JOHNSTON & LAWRENCE, WHnl.mtI.IC A!l HICTAll PlumbW in EHflnMrt' uplit. Mind ui Utm Pnp. Iron Pit. Htmt. fif rAirnM, Lukrtcitori. iWf Holcwt. FiM r Vtnlllttort. Citlt Refilttrt. tic. Write for prvr. mi rmsi it.. romD. o. r.,irK-tnn on hilii4 ml rwUUllM bml liiiirft. Kllml- f" nml-h f.lEFJ ONLY! ' io!IiijJiiEvocBEiiiLrrTi If , . tiMiiMIII Oi4rIMM BTLI IMItl'ITKIAL POSITION. . rntii. not' turuui..i BEING MRKEABLK. FIRST RULE IN WRITING A COOE OF GOOD MANNERS. l Var WhaU .illdillo. ( Vbr M7 H Talklug tu Vou A I wful lubll I Form-Am I'Mimkva t uiulliuul. Our littUi village bai Un full of ttrmngen lately, lud a fnmU aiul I iartl olt tlwutner day toiunJcetruuwl of mur.iluj call. A our drat itoiiiin pU, a yuuntf la.ly, with I fair nweet fiii'e li-blej by Ui lirlgbut and bouniwit of blur eynt, u bruu;Utln to 0 I waa deuv-ninl Uen ilw Uuki iMit war nie, and turmJ witU coimklernlile vigor toowutUecoiivn-Mtiuu. tike nut my ad vanom lunguiilly, Imikud down at the em broidered initial uf her liumlkervuief, or Muiiiud my otrd caw, or, woi-.i of alUaot-nied dutractod by tlie groiii at the olbcr vud of ttw room. My liicll'tiuUou runa tlmdily, aud M mxd ai iwliU'iioa allomsl, I nude uiy bow aua una "Uomi morning." IN HIGU OUUO BCUOR. Two or tbree more visiu Lrouclit tu to bou.ie where there wan another mraue girl The guent fell tu my nUure aguiu. Drawing ber cuair toward me itb a friendly little hiUb, tlie leeujed to forget tbut there a any one else lu the room, and gava me (not my clothe) bar undivided attention aa long we flayed. JC a relivuliiug, aud I eut oir on my round aaiu iu bigli goud huumr. blie wat not nearly to pretty atue other girl, but I uou found that 1 u uot tbeouly one whose buut klia bud coiupleU-ly cup- uvateu. IVrlmiie In writing a cotle of good manner! tail rule uliould be put first: liive your whole attoution to w hoever may be talking to you, 1 ouoe beuru a little uhiJJ euy of a fumoui belle, "Ob, the a awful uieel Mb lovte to bear aUait my dollies. " Tliera it ia. We bke the iieuple wbo like u,wbo are inter- Hted iu our pet project, or, at any rate, will listen to our rbuptodieii over it really listen. I do not think a pretense of attention ii ever ufe. It may be tlie merest ooiumou. place that ia doled out to you; but tlx your nuud ou It, aim IhwhIm Having your com. pauiou tbe chagrin of tlniluig himself un heeded, you form a inot uwful hal.it JIany persons mist a large iwrt of the aenuoiu and lecture they attend, simply Iss-uum) they are uuuwtl to conociit rate their tlnmglita. ben a laugh runt round the audience at aome sly hit of tbe tieuker, or a burst of applause gi-eete his flash of eloiueuoe, theae listlese frieuda of 011m are ruustil to nudge their neighbors and whisper, "H lint mm thatT OIVINO UO.VUT ATTKXTIOM. Then there i scarcely anybody (ia there a tingle person)) who, in bit best vein, cannot lay tometbiiig of interest; and there b no turer way of bringing out his best than by tbut utigK)keu compliment of boucHt atten tion. The most of us aie probuhly uot to overstocked with iuforiuutioii as uot to won der a little at that assertiou which I'arlyle uiade after iendiug moiitlisin Loudon: "Do not And a single creature thai baa communi cated an idea to me." In lesser mortals we could easily say w hose fault thutjad been; but we must not meddle with the judgment! of tbe great Ur. Carl vie. I know a young man, ugly, awkward, and with absolutely none of tbe to called "small talk. A iiuot unpromising subject for a ladies' mail, and yet thia it the opinion given of him by a bcfriiuled, betlouiiced, bright eyed young miss, w ho hat half the boye of tbe village running after her: "Do you know Mr.. Mi-Dean I Isn't ha lovelyf Tremendously learned, you know, but uot the least bit 'scary.' Actually lis tened to every word oor little I suid, and teemed to exiwct me to talk sense. I felt dreadfully funny talking about liookt aud tbut, but it was awfully entertaining. 1 be gin to think I have one or two ideas, really." "Sajuin Bui-jum" iu Demorcsi's Monthly. The Keeper of the Harem. A conspicuous person about the sultan't palace is the llairaui Aga, kvier of the maidens, a jet black Nubian, probably from the Soudan, lie wears a gorgeous uniform of scarlet and gold, has the air of authority, and on bis ample breast displays a dozen im perial, royal and Christ lau orders of which be is knight lie ranks with prime minister and field marshals, disputes precedence with embassadors, and is courted for his influence. A genuine African, he loves jewels, and on the baud graciously exteuded for the kisses of the fuithful there glitters a ruby second only to the one for which Kubla Kahu offered a city, aud was refused. From the savings of his income the guardian of the lilies has built a mosque for his lordly sepulcher when his term of vigilant service is ended. Tbe true Oriental is unsurpassed in secrecy, aud there is a fascination iu bis silence which moves the gossip to Insatiate curiosity. The foreigner must ttop ut the carved and gilded portal of tbecoiisecrated place. Even liairom Aga does not puss it. Embassadors lave petitioned and princesses sued iu vuin for entrance into tbe Gate of Felicity. Tbe out side world bears not the faintest echo of the strange, adventurous life of womeu whose loves, bates, spites, intrigues, are pluys played out with neither audience nor tpecta tators to reiwi-t, If Bairam Aga knows more than we do, he makes no sign; be is secret as the grave. It is said that harem etiquette wat regu lated ages ago by laws that change not, and is observed with rigid exactness and minute obsorvunce of detail. The mothers of cbU dreu have aiartuieiits separate, as families iu flats, and visit with the grave oerenioniuls by which Orientals salute strangers. What jealousies may flush iu the luiiguishing dark eyes whose witchery bus made their fortune, who kuows may tell Susan E. Wallace ia New York Sun, Annonnrrd Ton Karl Th eretarr of the Lime Kiln Club an nounced a commuiiiculioii from Terr Haute, Ind., forwarding a series of resolutions passed by the a O. Q. club on the death of Kev. Penstock. fJ like to ask tbe rba'r 4e seaniu' of dial" exclaimed Penstock at be sprang to bit Instead of Inditing a sonnet U', his mis feet, tress' eyebrow, the modern young man "Why, de report of your death has prob- contributes a paper to a political journal ably reached Terre Haute," replied tbe pwe which he elucidates the counsels of ident Europe and gives his views upon them. "But I ain't dead, sail!" He never descends tothe frivolity of dune- "Wear1 not to blame fur dat, Brudder rig He marries money, and cares little Penstock." whether the lady that goes with it be "But I tell you I aint dead, an' daft a pretty or plain, young or old. He is In slander on nie I" i sensible to all but the practical issues of "Ji'o, youdoan' teem to be dead, hut dis life. His heart beats in his brain snd club can't help what other people resolve. , leaves his bosom cold Can he be railed We shall return our thankt to de H. O. Q. 1 young? There I nothing of youth about club an' daft an fur we kin go. riease tot down Brudder Penstock." Pti4i-k tat down, ana iue omy war am could reteveu was lj ttickiu;? a brad ami, ! which he carried in the toe of bit ls.t, into ; Elder Toofs calf with such effect that the! Elder awoke and shouted "ijolioer at the, top of hi voice, and wat fined l,o0 on the niot-Detroit Fret Pre. ! 1 Kad f ate. Indeed. I The latest "rictim of tobacco" Is a sad j ease. Indeed, tie ' Jrars UM i -mvl foe tiitv years, and last wee d lM wees am married a woman four years hu senior. Tobacco smokinff affis-ted Lis brain. Norrutown Uerald. The Wrong- f r. Old LadT (In Pennsylvania railroad st. tlon-U this the car fer buamokiu. mia- UBrakeman So. ma'am; If Ton want to amoke, take tbe car ahead. Tbe Epoch. a Rtrw.klrn vouni woman has a beantl- tlful and most eariona Uble cover la stripes of wUte and goUlen brown. It la woven of tbe ebcru hair ut Ut hL j bard dof , I A PASSAGE IN THE STEERAGE. Isiur r Hie IHc., inli.ru l.nrasalersd Unrlns a Itima uts(. It may serve as warning to all con rerned to publish the following extracts from a reivut private letter, giving an ac count of the lirst part of a voyage to the Kivcr Plate uu board one of the finest i earners afloat, and belonging to one of the best known companies. The writer is a young man who ins in face the world 1 1 1 . as uesi ue may. aim ny ueiViwity look a , steerage w sii'ge llc'-uiy. j "lu the Iwy ol liiscay we have hail very bad weather high wiud. raiu and heavy 1 teas. l-at night was dreadful. The i horrors of a steerage passage can only l realised by experience. The food ia bad ' and is eaten the best way we run manage, j mere Is uo table. We must eat ittiii)f ou a wiHsleu bench or standing from greasy tin plates with greasy tin spoons aud forks or greasy knives, and we drink out of greasy titi mugs. At 7 a. ni. we I have a routioutid which heurs a faint re semblance to I'lifTce, without milk, and good bread, which Is the only good thing we have. There Is also a substance they term "butter," but the sight and smell o'f It are enough At 8 a. m we have break fast, whii h consist of a kind of soupy atew with 'autoes, and a coticocliou which has it the least reaetublauce to tea, being, iu tact, merely dirty water. I do not drink il. At uoou we have dinner, which consists of beef rut In slices about an hu h thick, and which will not yield to inasticutiou, potatis'sand bread and water. At 3 p. in. we have more soupy slew and biscuit, which will vield only to the ham mer These are all the meals; and the bill of fare has only varied twice lu four dart once ou Suudav, when we had suit fish, which was horrible, aud today, when we had salt xirk. which was worse. "The aleepltig arrangements are on a par with the rest. Our eabiu has twenty eight berths, which are all full The hunks are ubout two feet wide, and the beds are composed of a straw mattress and pillow, and two blankets The wash lug arrangements are simple tin basins, with about two inches of water Hat lis there are mine. The state of dirt we shall be lu when we reach Montevideo I cannot conjecture. At uight we have only oue light a dingy oil lamp. Hut the worst Is to come. At Bordeaux, Cor unna and Virgo, we took ou a cargo of the wretrhedest ragtag and bobtail of the French, Spanish and Portuguese nations men. womeu and children I believe we now have about eight or nine hundred of these on board, and there are more to come at Lisbon, which we should reach to-morrow. "The scenes that have taken place on deck aud below since these ptsir wretches rameou board balllo description Men, women and children are scattered about, eating, drinking, chattering, singing and vomiting. Fortunate It is that our eabiu U full, so that these tieople are berthed iu other cabins, but the noise at night and the stench are horrible Some of thein are literally lu rags, ninny without shoes or stockings, but all with one accord are very dirtv. Moreover, the ship itself is dirty, 'there seems to be no attempt to keep It clean The door uf our cabin is slippery with grease and dirt. We have tbree unkempt Portuguese steward to attend on us. They are fairly civil The only Knglisb steerage passenger are the twenty eight in our rubln I liev are ull decent fellows. Some are engine drivers from the Midland railway, some clerks, etc Thevshare little luxuries freely with oue another. As the above mentioned rag tug aud bobtail are iu the habit of steal lug out of the cabins, and even ripping bags open, we huve organi.ed a watch of half an hour a spell each, so that the cabin Is never left untenanted all day." St. James' (iazctte. Hstlii llelween Men ami Women. Prof. W. K. Brooks, of Baltimore, has discovered that a favorable environment tends to produce uu excess of females among animals and plants, aud an unfa voruble environment au excess of mules. If this be true, a race or siiecies which Is on the point of extinction should have an excess of mules. The population of Australia consist 1 of a small aud decreasing- number of aborig ines, aud a prosperous and increasing pop ulatlon of foreign settlers und their de scendants, amounting iu ull to nearly 8,000,000 persons. As the native popula tion Is rapidly disappearing, we should expect to find the mules more numerous among them as compared with me to males than among' the inhabitants of for eign origin, provided other conditions are equal, for each 100 feniules t here were. In Victoriaof native born Australians 1002-10 males, and of foreigners, exclusive of Chinese, l'Jft 110 mules. The ratio of males to females in the population of for eign origin is therefore very much greater than it Muld be if It deieudisl iihjii the birth rate alone; and as this modifying in fluence dtws not alTis-t the aborigines, an excess of mules aiming them, no greater, or even a tittle less, than thut found among the Inhabitants of foreign origin, would Indicate that the excess or male births Is much greutor among them than among the people of foreign origin. Com putation shows that the excess of males among the aborigines Is, notwithstanding these neutralizing Influences, very much greater thau it Is among the foreign pop ulation. For all Australia there are l l;l 72 abo riginal males to each 100 females; there are only 118.04 males of foreign descent to each 'lOO females, notwithstanding the fact that 129 mules settled lu these colo nies to each 100 females. Science. No More Young Men. A dissertation on the French youth of tha rla annears In a Paris Daoer. aud la In sreat Dart a renroach. there ure uo more Vfllin(r mm laments the writer. These MJ solemn beings who tuke life so rfously and liud so little joy In their yp,, cannot be called young men. They talk of deputations when they should be thinklni? about balls and nrettr Dartners. him but the superficial appeirance 01 11. Another type of tbe (in you to ny J0,!n? i tnghsh j man is ne wno nresses use uji p-oom. talks stables and radna. P'K"'" shootiuff. and di-n the repertijry of the music hall. Bis little soul U-ffins with his tailor and ends in his cant, lie, Is a heavy nullity. Impervioni to act Im pression. ami alm..,t as devoid of bmn j I as net 01 m an 1 ni. is ine p.men y.mvn 01 , rail r us . 1 t imoiuiMi Have l"t' ' 1. !' I, nd to match either I' -it this Is your 0.: .1 arnwer. Mist Jrobinson." the joun? i.iju said, with ill Concealed chagrin, ti L'.- t.iincd up bis hat and turiii-d to j-u. Ii an do nothing but submit Vet, has it ever occurred to ' you that when a lady passe the a'e of ill she is not likely to find herself as much , sought after by desirable young Bicu a , abe once was?" j "It occurred to me with audden arid painful distiuctnee when you offered yourself j'it now." abe replied, "(iund nij'bt. Jlr Peduncle." Chicago Tribune It Is Its ted that at least 1.000.000 tons of commercial ferUlUert art now annually naed la U 1 country erniors im-mfdies. COLLECTION OF PRESCRIPTION! MADE Ifi THE FIRST CENTURY. 'r Cured bj A unlets A CeuipouM fur Urarnsw loulhachs anil Head arhe Sure : Krlatsd Thrust Hy drupln,bU-l.t.,. (r Keryihla(. In the llrst century of the Christian en lived iu Koine Cuius Pliuiiit Kectiudus He was a g'N.d man and true, a scieutisi to far as lus light went, and with a pro fcssioual distrust for tlie prescriptions 01 those whom he calls magicians, win strove to cure by sjiells. amulets au charms Ami he set himself to make I Collection of prescript ions for the benefit of the suffering Coinaus of Ilia day, beint careful only to insert those which hai! Isen duly recommended by the faculty This curious and Interesting book wal translated Into F.nglish by Dr. I'hileuiot Holland, three years before the death ol Elizabeth, at which time there were great 11 uiulers of people who implicitly believed In tlie remedies there set down. Wi venture, then, no apology iu offering our readers a few of Pliny's choicest prescrip tions, so old that now they are new. Fever receives tlieatteuiiou it deserves, being cured most by amulets and remedies to be worn round the mvk; as, for di stance, you are to take "the right eieof a wolfe, salt it. and so tie It about the uecke, or liitug It fasl to any jmrt of the Iiersoii " Elephants' blood was invaluable, nit if the squeamish should turn against the reined v. a noetic substitute is Pro vided "a liou's heart steeped In oil of roses: Deufness was readily curable by a com pound of "goosegreaso. fresh butter aud bull s gull. teuiiH-red with invrrh aud rue. or the fume that a horse dot li froth, mixed with oil of roses. A very rational remedy Is recommeuded for toothache. "If one bile off apiece of some tree that bath bten blasted with lightning, provided alwava" and here Is the rub "that he holds Ids bauds behind him in so doing, the said pcece of wood W ill take awav the toothache." Headache was at once cured hy htvlng the forehead touched bv "the trunk or tniilllo of an elcphauiit;" or, "If a man poure vlnigar uh.ii tbe hooks and hlndges of doors, and make a liniment with the durt that romuielh of the rust thereof, and therewith anoint tlie forehead," hia lieudache is at once cured. Sore eves were a Dimple matter, and re quired only "to anoint them with wolf grease or swine's marrow;" but actual blindness required, of course, more elab orate treatment. "The gravie or dripping of a hywne's liver, new ly taken out of the body and rostcd. being lucorioratcd with clarilied hour Into an unguent, riddeth a man from blindness " Or If the eves squinted, "if the eies bo dipped three times in that water wherein a man or woman hath washed their feet, they shall be troubled neither with bleureduease nor anv other Inlirmily." 1 be remedy Tor "relaxed throat was simple enough, but the doctor needed to be of herculean strength. "If the uvula be fulne, it will be up again if the patient sutler another to bite the hai re lu tbe cmwiie of his head, and so to pull him plumb from the ground." Should an accident occur In eating, Pliny is equal to the emergency: "If a peeve of bread have gone wrong, or lie In the way rcudin to stop the breth, take the crunis of the same loafe and put them Into both the can's, you shall see it shall aoone be gone, and doe uo further harm." There are criodicnl epidemics of hydro phobia, or rather fear of that horrible malady, and it is as well to know how to treat the bite of a dog, whether mad or tune. This Is what Pliny recommends: "Make a decoction of a badger, a cuckoo and a swallow, and drink it off." Cramp was to be cured by "a catuplasme uf a live wolf, sodden lu olio till the suid oils be gelied to the height or a consistence of a cerot." Pliny seems to tuke It for granted that the "live wolf" would raise no objections to bo thus utilized. The nervous aud shy will be filled with cour age If they "tuke the pith or marrow out of the hyicne's backbone, along and Incor porate with oile aud bony; It la passing good fon .he nerves. " Does are supposed to die after stinging; nd Pliny tolls similarly of serpents, that "serpents can hurt but once, neither kill they many together, to nay uotlilng how, when they have stung or bitten a man, they die for very griefe and sorrow that they have done such a mischiefa, at If they hod some prick or remorse of eon science af towards." Pliny haa receipts for everybody and everything; even the ladies are not for gotten. For the complexion, "The pas terne bones of a young white bulklii, or teere, sodden for the space of forty dales aud nights together, until such time as they be dissolved Into the liquor; If the face be wet with a liue llnnen cloth dipped lu the said decoction, it causeth the skin to look clean and white, and without any rivels or wrinkles; but the said Uunlment must be kept all night to the face in the Diunncr of a masko." For the hair: "Ants' eggs stamied and Incorporat with ties, likewise pounded together, will give a lovely block colour to the hair of the elebrows." To curl the huir: "A camel's tuile dried and reduced Into ashes and In Corporal with oile dot b curie aud frizzle the hair of the head." It seems Incredible to us that remedies Such as these could gravely he recom mended and believed iu. and yet such was the case. It must have required a mar velous amount of faith to gut some of these gruesome prescriptions down, aud faith, as we know, worka wonders In tbe the healing art. All the Year Round. KnilUh and American Jonrnalas Perhaps the most striking contrast be tween English and American journals Is In the relative amount of tpace alloted to verbatim reports of speeches, discourses and other addresses. Besides ibe room given to parliamentary proceeding, there are many columns In each Issue of tbe average English dully devoted to record ing the utterances of men, wise or other wise. The first qualification required of a re porter In England Is the ability to take verbatim notes; and. looking over tome of tbe English papers, an American Is In clined to think It is the only qualification. The space given to description In report of political and other meetings over there I very smsll. no matter bow many col umns of wind are nhunoirrsphed. In thll country we do not care to reproduce all ,he wordg thtt fB, from tl)e of , ipwilt,.r on the stump; much lest doea tb rdpr ncx, oimnU)g rare ihem , wu mmrvUttt astonished while vlsltinif Fand iumniPr i observa how rly -our Ilt.iffpnt Bnton wades U) 'h J ,hrM r f(J(ir iimn speech dcIiTered tDe nj,fo before at a political meetlti(f, letting his bn-akfssl coffee eoi4 mean while. -J. C. MoQutt lu The Writer. Heverw f'enaltle iu Slam. In Slam, for stealing or killing an ele phant, buffalo or bullock, the punishment is death. Housebreaking ia also pun lulled with death. A ts-rson detected in smoking opium is Imp riMined for tbree years. The men of the lower orders of people are slaves and must he enrolled 10 souie master. Chicago Herald, Irenelad shlM I'anrlemned. The new metal turret a with which France hat been experimenting have proved unable to ttand tbe new projectiles from modern guns. 1 hit, 1, aay The Ixju- M :lad ships with- 23 don Times, condemns Ironclad 1 ut giving them a chance of showing , what the eottld dfcKew . WHAT IN TOl'K OI'INIOS? Should any one ask your opinion about the Histogenrtir system of medicine, Just answer boldly that it it no good. Hhould he ask you the reason why it Is no good, loll him - just because. If this ansaer does not confound him by its profundity and he still persists, tell him thut It it a new fun g led idea. This will probably prove effect ive, aa 11 bankrupted the first iron plow es tablishment. Should you lull In that, loo, don't give up, but insist with the powerful argument (hut your grandmother never heard oflt; thai you can't see downier i iirv, arsenic, slrvcliiiine, etc., ran Is' im proved iiimiii, uud that the old schools of medicine must necessarily have exhausted all the slock of wisdom, and thai there can not possibly lie anything left to learn. And if ull your powerful arguments have failed lo convince him id' I be reasonableness of your Misitinn you huve still one Parthian snot tell mm that vou are simply usion islieil ; Ihut you thought him an intelligent mail. And still there are men - aud women, too upon whom such argument have no el- tivt, hut they ure thinking people who are w .iiiug 10 investigate la-torr lliey lorui an opinion. Piiii'Xix. A. T.. July :, WI. Ih.J. Kmirnr 7nfun, .sVu(ie, M .- Dava Sin: lliiviiig used your remedies In my tiilnilv lor limn, tliim tun veant with won. derm) success, I feel thut no other remedies can give satisfaction, and I inclose symp loins ol' my nephew ' case lor your consul eration. ' Fmvm ks A. Ct rtis. Dr. Jordan's olllce is at the residence of ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and James. Consultations and presoriplioiisalwoluto ly (rte. Send for free book explaining the Histo genetic system. tl'Tio. The Hislogenetio Medioinee are sold in but one agency in each tow n. I he laliel around the hot tie bears the fol lowing inscription: "Dr. J. Eugene Jor dan, llistogeneliu Medicine." Every other device it a fraud. It'i a mislike to suppose lbs'- the torlal llou It the si 1111 ol ts asis. J TIIIMIH WOKTII KNOW! Ml. Thai dvs.isiu comet from torpid liver and oostivencss. That you cannot digest your food well unless your bowels and liver uot properly. Thai your bowels require thorough cleans, ing when they do not do their duty by your digestion. 1'liiit your torpid liver needs stimulating In order that it may art us nature Intended it should. That Hkanukkth'h Pills taken in doses of one or two at night for, say, ten days will n'giihitctliclHiwcls.stimutalf the liver, improve (he digestion anil drive away dys pepsia. That IIhanukktii's Pill ure purely vege table, absolutely harmless and Hte lo take ul anv tune. That they can be obtained in every drug and medicine store, either plain or sugar ooatisl. Tbetlrof roiiiletefinlou urrtr yet vauillated t pisir I -ueuieut house. A slight cold, if neglected, often atlucks the lungs. "Awn's Hnnuhial 7'riM-Aiu" give immediate relief. It lakes au umiiiiallv aoisl iwlinmer unwailtvt lolntttloau. RUPTURE AND PILES VIIREU. W positively curs rupture aud all rental duv wuuout nam or ueteiuiou from dusiui 40 cure, uo nay : and uo par uutlt cured. All 'rati lur pauiililot Urn. Porterlleld ot Uteri sos larket street, sail Kreuottco. Womeu re not always ileen thinkers, but they are xenerally cloth. 1 olswrven. PILKHI PILKBI PILKII Dr. Wlllltms' Itsllau Pile OlntraeutwtU care 4llnd. HIihsI lug and Itckluf Piles when all other liitmwiUi hv failed. II absorbs tbe minors, tllivi the Itehlut at ouce. acta as a voultice. lire lu.isui relief. Ur Williams' ludlau Pile Oiutuieiit Is prepared only lor Pile aud lu-hllif il the private pans, tud uollilnt else. Ivory mix It warranted. Hold bv drunltla, or tent ay oall on receipt ol one, we aud 11 per ooa. WlLUAMs .MANL'KAI"1uKN(J CO., Proprietors, Cleveland, 0. The people who would have dons to and to If they had been there never set there. TDK HOI.TON HOI HK, POItTt.ANIMR t'elilrsilr loenlcd; Ainerli'Mll A Kiiiyhnmiu plan: nrsl iiiiss; rciisouniiie rates. 1.. . iuiy, prop. Mkhi'iivht IIotri., Tlilrtl anil D streets. I'ortlund. 1 irst-cliiss ucx'OiiiiiiiHlatloiis, Hates, I loJI.'iUpcrday. Jacob Haas, I'rop. Die KuameHue Stove PolUhj aodutt: potm.U. Tav Okrmka for breakfast. A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. Superior to every' other known. Used In Millions of Homes , 40 Years the Standard. Delicious Cake and Pastry, Light Flaky Biscuit, (Jriild le Cakes, Palatable i and Wholesome. Ho other baking powder does such work. r.ickftl in patfiit canvas mu1i's, which retain the natu ral moisture of the to!acco and insures a cml, sweet smoke to the end. More solid comfort in one jickae of " Mastiff" than you can jjet out of a - dozen others. I. B. Pe Tohaeen Co , Rlrhmond, Vlrtinla. TEINWAY, Ctbler Peui PIun Ma Us, IstT ruao Ma Da. m Ik bnrlfe eWiiar rla; U tluMol lam w; Haat eae iutul Im rm 1 mtn ktirraiu aa-t Oa. Usl Use; mm -i-i--ih 1 Baking Powder 5 ALWS takes CStPluc Sun or Ohio City or TiiliimJ l.uCnisiY. 1 ' I'tiM J Chimi make olh lusl h It tht kvtilor ptnurr ol Ihellruiof K J. t'tirsiy A to . cioi m Diiuueat iu inerity 01 1 oin,i, cniiniy ani state lorr.alil, ami thai tain Itrtn will pa Hit ilia of DNK Hl'MiKkli MlU.AKs for . co and v, ry ear of I it ksk that cannot or cured by lot Uac ol II il l.' I'aKSHII I I K. f'KANK J. I'HKSKV Sworu 10 before me tint Mtitcrlned lu 41) pret ern e III it nth ils of lieccnitwr. s4. L.J A W. i.I.KASii.N, .Vi,firi I'n'itu: llall't Ctiarrh l ure Is taken Internal. y. sud els dlns'tly on Hit bliMsl and murnu surface uf the sytt jui S4.111I for le-ll i.uiiialt 'ree K. J. 1 IIKNKV Al'li , Inledo, II. Sold by IminKliU; A sismI man or t food wmntu wlllmiil tacl be ctttnet a terror. HIKE Ct'KK POK PILE. lure cure for bi nd, bleeding an4 Itohlnt iMlea. Oue but haa curtsl Uie worst ease 04 U111 tear' itauiling. No one need tnlfer ten mill ute after using Kirk't Uenuan Him Ointment Il abaurbt tuinura. allay Hie IIuIiiiik. acU a a poultice, give relief. 111. Kirk's Uermau I'tlr Uiiitiiiunt Is prepared only for I'Hes and in bins of the private lutrla, and nothing else. Kvery but la warranted Hold by Ortuu-ttlJand tent by mail on recelut of prion. (I.ia) per 001. J. J. Mack Jt Co.. n noieaais Agent. Mi r rancitou. A Parisian wit once defined exnerleuce at a mnili thtl mir tas aiiie isaiieHicil of alter havlut int oue hair. Both the niotliotl mil result wfieu Syrup of is taken; it is plcasuul and refreshing to tlie tuslo, ami act ;euUy yet pnnnptly on the Kulueya, iivor ami Bowels, cleanse the ay tern efi'wtiially, disH'ls colils, head ohes and fever ami cures haliitti,' rotistipatiou jH'rniaiiently. Fur salt iu oOoaml 91 bottles by all druggist CALIFORNIA FI8 SYRUP CO IA MAHOISCO. CU. Mwismu. ft. r y tout r. Of all klnilsand In tut iiianllty- hole Mir and relM',1 at lied rock prices. E. J. DOWEN, 05 Front Street, Portland, Or. send for catalogue. "), ST. HELEN'S HALL, Portland, Oregon. A Hosirdliia mnti l-nr Hrhool for filrU: Ulir Mutrla. I. Krt lor. Tliorviiich Ihut ntcl ion 1 m In mi ih mniUv lisMml mriMof Wwltfnt; ilMdeiittt tna(Mirti fur lHf; kiiiI fltMotiit ImiIIiIIiik hi Hit imiMi turn uiatndliiK inl rM'-iitirul iwirt ul Hit niy. Kur vmim Uhjr.li MltlrtHM U.t M IHMKM KOhNKV. BKMKrWN IIOTi:i. Huih H4.,tM Moat fnottwv A HwiMiut. H t ', aunilutyUHl uu boih lh KuruMU toil AuwriMU pln ThU HuUl It uud; Um nieUseWttiueut if Ctitrlta MutiUommr. and Ip Um bM rsuIlf mud HiuliiMt Mm. Hotel lu Had tr tUoo. Hum nturort4, eulalu uu"iorllU, 0re-Uaw wrrlM, UtftMM uuura i rrou tinny (niftmuteea Burd uarmita per itvy, il 1ft tu $2 IW; Uuitiai rooii, M OMiUki1.0UMr nltfiit. ftm mmA k witl fruoi uh nuMii mb Have Been Imitated, But Never Excelled They Are Beyond Companion ! We Make HU per mint Of the Wire Mill Hold in America. I ' . r. .I.I.L.I.L.,t.l.J.,L.I.,,.- I ' f k 1"H ARTM A , frH'tit - '' ttr Hi thut vmir nmt lint liniHt tut alUi-hptl tiniiiiMHi " 1Iatman.' HARTMAN MFC. COMPANY, Works, BEAVER FALLS, PA. Wrlif fiir tMir 1ViIiihhiiI KNiklti ml lilintirntiil ( miaiiHiii MhiImI Yrm. SEND FOR DESCRIPTION OF OUR A S16.00 AND (25.00 BREECH-LOADING SHOTGUNS. STROWBRIDCE-DODMAN CO.. Firearms, Bicycles and Sporting Goods, 1SS Meeiuid Hlreet, Near Mi.rrltnn, I'ortlanil, Or. Hesl Cough Medicine. Cures where all else falls. Children take it without objection, hf druggists. ES? evddcd o things cle&nedi7 mm IHs a solid qRe of scouring.soMT Trvir invournexrnouse-cieajimcj' Even the little pig In the picture Is a more agreeable companion than a man with a dirty collar or a woman who presides oyer a tawdry 'muse. But nobody wants the reputation of being i jjicr under any circumstances. Buy Tour Own Goods if four ADVANCE THRESHERS. !THE BESTrlN AMERICA. Chemical Pin KntlnM and Ktlnt ul.her , Flra Ifu-hliwrv, Fiimu l all kind, Bra. liitt, B.'lUn( ik1 rliM, n nciua, t,iiunr(llig (111. I I tint I of l'n In Contend. ialert , wrlle for price. DiHiwi i iu itiii iiu rifiin, DijHKm. ml rim. I T. WRIGHT. Foot of ISsrrisoo Street, PORTIA 03. PROMPTLY CURED BY Cures Also 1 1 Neuralgia. Lumbago, Sciatica, Sprains, Bruises. D u r n s , Wounds, Swellings, Soreness, Frost -bltos, Stiffness, All Aches. Tire Chaa. A. VogelerCo., ItalUiuor! Hu. Seisoa Opens for Trout April 1st ft zrTACKLE 73 , . o o ' 0) H. T. HUDSON,' ' a rirtl Itreet, Portland, Or., DtiLaa IIISJITOLTERSISPOBTSIKH'SGOODS. Baail lor at uiuttraMa eaiaiooa. GENDRON BICYCLE SAFETY KUH I.AIMKH AXI (iKNTI.K.MKX. llaudtonii'stWIiis'l In IhenmrVet. strictly lllah iirade In eterv isirlleiilar. I unliluii I Ires. I sle aeul spokes. Imiii In t)l I ft. Heml lor I Uns traps! t tHloKUe,.frrf. KELLOCC A. HALL, KsrlHc ('nasi Ads., ii Klrt HI., San t'raiicic,t't. KMrra all nnnstiiral illsehanrsaof men yAlltipllio lealleriir Imw Inns slamllus. Ire I MIINI veiiU airleiure, 11 belna an liilerual I ewiiwip,,,. iunmirhsiivsrytlilii(els ir til lisftilt. I'rlrr.ltS.WK llrcuUrun RnrNI Mllc!n. MIUli) PrinnUlliirhl niLIt i L, r,,. f irM hy The A. Hrhoeu llii'll Misllelim Co , Mail Jisw, al. FRAZER AXLE BestinthsWorld'Onr A OP Get the Genuine! Il It r 11 nr SoldEverywherelUULrlUL OREGON STATE FAIR COMMENCES SEPTEMBER 14, 1881, Near Mn Icni. M" rv mi.l Uikit premium, ultl-ml Hilt yi-Nr (or exlilhlu of Muck, uKrlciilliiml pnil licit, frullt, tluwcrt, nilncriilt, iiiii-IihiiIcm, ttork of rt hiiiI fmirv work. Hiilcmllil mi-Inn each il)'. The 1'HVtlloii. IIkMmI by elwlrlcliy, will tw niicii four iilittit hikI a Imiul rimitTt ech iilltlil. Idiliiccil rnUn nil nil IrHiitiHirtnllnn Hue. Ha-inl lo J. V. tlltKiitl, Mtwretary, '"Nlnnd, fur a limiiiiuni lltt, UIV CCVCD CURED TO STAY CURE0. ilnl rClLII We want the name and a- dretaol every tutlcrrr in Hi D ACTUFJK U.S.nd(n.l. AiMrrtt, S AO I nlllH r.ltnlilt;a.lt.liftl,IT. Whyf Dcvaime They are Udiirlesa, Kverlating And " Bint." N rttAlfcJLt'"; - ''T'i'VlTt'' '"'i?- ';' " . . . . I IIIIOIIIIIIIIIM Kecommended by fhytinians. I'leaaant and arreealile to the !He. " Jr Dealer Does Hot Carry Them. PARRY CARTS AND BOAD WAGONS, Best and Cheapest In ths World. Carts, $15 Up. Wagons, $50 Up. Him and Department ftnpptlM, Htc.m La'indri and Kltlinirt, rt, itnti-ocl intiiirauin, Mtnne viura tanri'b, ich.. tml Funs Bel It, Kimlnwunl bullets. niiiiK mu.i i-, - i.pt Fur funner lulormatluu rail ou or ..Urn. S, P. N, 0. So. U-S. F. S. C. No. 480