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A BOOMERANG BOYCOTT. Bam Haey Extracts From I.ate Mue o the Arlxona "Kicker." They Boycott Us. Tho fact thnt we hiivo boon running the A'lVJhr pret ty much lis wo ploiisud bini-e tliu first number was lusned has given mortal ofToiiHO to certnln people In this neigh borhood. Wo have been kicked, licked, pounded, threatened, shot at nod bluffed riyht ulony, und have grown fat on It. We camo to clay. Fact Is, wo'vo got to. Wo haven't any thin;? to pro on. Having tried all other measures to make us let go, and having failed in gloriouxly In eiu'h lnwtnnco, it was de termined to boycott us in n social way. We have been chuek-a-luck with the very cream of society since our advent. In fact, we have been most of tho cream. It was decided a few days ago by a syndicate of tho high-toned that e must bo socially snubbed and crushed. Accordingly Mrs. Major Ha.oo, of Grizzly Hights, announced a roehereho affair und invited everybody In the set but us. It was given out that she feared our manners would disgrace the occasion, und if they didn't our clothes would. We weren't saying a word. Wo saw tho bluff und went one better. On the night of the party tho sheriff made a haul of three high-toned prisoners ut tho house of Major Bazoo, while half a dozen others broke for tho woods. We have got one great advantage over tho other creams of society. We left the East by daylight and shook hands with the sheriff us wo started. Wo nro neither a bigamist, eloper, embezzler, horse thief, jailbird or gambler. We don't want to work this lever unless Borne one jumps on our collar. Wo have reduced tony society over half since we camo here by giving the sheriff pointers. Wo can run the other half out of town in a week. Mrs Major Bazoo has called to beg our pardon and express her deep disgust with herself. We have forgiven her, knowing it will not happen ugain. As for Judge Ca hoots, who Inspired tho boycott and set the crushing machine at work, we bear him no animosity. We will simply re mark that ho is a bigamist, incendiary, embezzler, forger, perjuror and high way robber, and wo have dispatched Pinkerton to come und get him. We Shan't Worry. Our nmiublo and gentlemanly sheriff entered our, office day b:foro yesterday in his usual j urDuno manner and unnouncod that he i must serve papers on us. It was a j notice of a breneh-of-promise suit j against us ny ino wiuow luxny, wno alleges that we havo been toying with her heart-strings, and that it will tako f 5,000 of our cash to settle her thoughts back in the old channel. It is another movo on tho part of our enemies to down us. We first mot tho widow Clixliy t wenty oight days ' ugo in Carter's groeery. She asked our opinion of herrings and wo asked her's of soap. Sho invited us to call ut tho house und seo some poetry she had written on tho rise and fall of tho mastodon. We complied. We called there three or four times afterwards, but only as a friend. On one occasion the widow showed us a j clipping from an Eastern paper to the effect that it was hotter for man who had pnssod tho ago of twenty three to I marry a widow, if he was to marry, but I we didn't bite. j Wo know our gait. If the widow j Clixby can prove to the world that we i have toyed with her affections we'll j cheerfully go to jail. We aro not on j tho toy. The widow will find us no jack-rabbit, and tho onemios who havo i encouraged this new move may hearj something drop beforo tho trial is over. ( A Sad Mood. Wednesday evening, J as wo put on our Mother Hubbard nnd I Bat down by tho open window to get a i breath of air beforo retiring, a sadness ; suddenly stole ovor us nnd in a few minutes we found tears in our eyes. ! Tho query camo to us over and over ; and over again: "Is life worth the1 living?" nnd as wo thought of the old , homestead tho days of boyhood tho many graves tho changes of thirty years tho fountains of tho deep were ' broken up and we wept. j Such moods do a man good. They i bring him nearer Heaven's gate. We don't know whether they come from a disordered liver or the near presence of a guardian angel, but we always feel a heap better nfterwards. We no longer feel a spirit of revenge. We havo no greed. We feel charity for all. ! And as tho bright beams of tho har. vest moon steal into our otlleo window and throw a Hood of silver light upon the dead ads on tho imposing stone as the south wind comes sighing around the corner of Jackass Hill and whis- pers to us tho story of household graves as tho whip-poor-will wnkes from his eweot sleep in the rear of ; Stevens' disreputable dance house to call to us to press onward nnd upward and be not discouraged, we take down the office towel, wipe tho falling tears away, and seek our couch with the de termination to secure a pass from here to Omaha nnd return or make It so hot for the railroads that they will have to keep every tie wet all tho year round. Detroit Free frcss. The Youth' $ Companion has much admiration for girls and women who learn to swim. It says: "Those of our readers who frequent the seaside re ports do not need to be told that many of the accomplished swimmers are younjj Indies. This is but natural. As their bones are generally lighter thau thoe of men, and their fleh mora buoyant, they have less dilUcilty to overcome in acquiring the art." Lou Camns tan hardly be ronsiileiert linnrtannte oreleirant, hut tlicy were tit ha iiAiious for tlie ru t'f't plcnvvrn of A merit a. Our .1 IIP it urn uttr ru irir.ol 'a' l' spfiimens if noble man- (OLD1 'uo.nl mplite In healtn, stiYimth and endurance Tli'lr wholesome remedies are reproduced lo this later aw, In Warners Lou Cabin S.tnsaparilla and earners "Tipm-i-wio." Henry Oluy. of Key WcM. Kla.. lias a novel Urapi'il poUl.i. .MniulliiK Ml a iiiMance of si or seven feci ui c could iml tell ll irum a wild duck widen littil been deprived of lis bo.ii' leathern. Hint to make tin? delusion moie per fect lie had inserted a icw lail authors. THE FATIIEK OF MANY 1I.I.S. Constipation leads to a multitude ef phvsionl lr. nbieu. It ia generally the rc suit ut carelesMiess or imlitl'erence to the s mplest rule of health. Ihigeno McKay, of Uranl ford, Out., writes: I had for several years been a suilVicr frtuiH oiiMiputioii, had tukeuapreat many different remedies, onie if which did tun K"od fur a time, then my troulilu tame bu k worse thn ever. I was induced bv a friend, whom Ukankhth s Tills ha I bciiellud, to trv them. 1 did an, takiuK two each niuhl for a week, then one every niplil for about six weeks. Since hat lime I have not experienced liiie slightest difficulty whatever, and mv bowels move regularly every day. 1 Sdiuve tlrnly that f.r idufhhiie a of the bowels und bilious ness ltitANDitLTU's I'll.Ls are far superior to any othe . White pine trees have been eet out on Iloaton Common. roriLAK FfttPAKATlOM l'ltro, I'ot' tit. Powerful! l'atlid 1'i-ople Praise, rnmtwive l eolile l'nr. hiise: l.Uiv, l v l'icrce's rieiauiit i'uivaiive lVlleta, I'n.iierlV lVrtaken, Preserve I'hjsicsl Powers, Produce j Permanent I'll) steal l'erfi ction. I'urchaao, imie. m A Creek named Dinillrliia Antlppabtely died . Coiistai.lieople at the lfe of 110. lie knew i. . : .... , , ... I at ('oiistaiilieop)e ltolK'spi.rre, and letters. pobsctiscd several ot his 'Brosvn'a llroiirlilnl Troehea' are simple an i convenient for Bronchial Affections and Coughs. Remember, you have to work. Whether you handle a pick or pen, a wheelbarrow or a set of books, digging ditches or editing a paper, ringing an auction bell or writing funny things, you must work. If you look around you, you will see that tho men who are most able to livo tho rest of their days without work nro tho men that work the hardest Ha itkins. There is something inspiring and contagious in dignified courage, but there is an oracular way of saying things that produces nothing better than ; contempt or amusement It Ig nores all tho suggestion of possible mistako, no matter how doubtful the subject may bo, and takes on an nir of infallibility that formally scouts the idea of human weakness. Standard, It is a vast misfoi'tuno if the sense of humor is loft out of one's position. Every thing becomes distorted to the man who never nllows tho sidelight of humor to wrinkle tho corner of his eyes, or to draw up tho corner of his mouth. The lack of this sense prevents a correct judgment of men nnd matters, and is especially characteristic of nar row and provincial minds, even though they may be sharp and intense in some d ij'w.'tious. Uoldtn liu Ic. Many wise and true sermons are preached to us every day by uncon scious ministers, in street, school, office or home; even a fair tablo may become a pulpit, if it can offer tho good and helpful words thnt are never out of season. Louisa M. Alcott. We never knew through what divino mysteries of compensation tho great Father of the universe may be carrying out his sublime plan; nnd those threo words: "God is love," ought to contain, to every doubting soul, tho solution of all things. MLis Mutoch. To exercise spiritual power is to develop und strengthen it. To disuse it is to repress und extinguish it. Your spiritual facilities being uneducated, you are disqualified from npprehending truth by means of powers you have atrophied by disuse. Elizabeth Stuart J'lidps. Distinguish between true spiritu ality and mere fervor. They are not the same tiling in religious experience, though many seem to think they aro. To begin with, true spirituality implies more reflection than does mero fervor. There is a lack of prayerful contem plntiveness in tho religious life of our day. Morning Star. - Tho struggle for existenco is a wonderful phenomenon. Power of mind, forces of body, mechanical laws, principh's of science, agencies of na ture, dome-tic bonds, social brother hoods, governmental organizations, international leagues are all brought Ir.'o requisition to propagate ami per petuate physical existence; nnd yet one half of tho race die in infancy, and eery forty years the human family parishes. .M thoiUM I'ritrstrmt. ion win oiten find some or tho poorest poultry on tlie top'round. And chickens are not unlike men in this ro bi.;ot. Dul nth rtrti'rn)h ixt. To reprove small faults with undue j vehemence is as absurd as u a man sin mid take a great hammer because he haw a ily on a friend's forehead. In the waste of tissue that preeedi iconsump tion. inthesiiL'htcmiKh al nnfhl or inoniintf. if Duiardin Ufa Ks uce is taken, a valuable life mav be saved. Don't neglect a cou(li. but take Life Kssence anil slop il at once. I'nce, ll.iO a bottle. AildniKKiaU II4ni'l'.i riHH are a crystalized fnilt catbatic.c..niioMd of fruiis and ieetablca. and. teing In loxe'm-e form, are bnd) to carry with you, I ney ai nonuj ..... - '"" I their reulalinrf infim m e overcome the t. n ' dencv to con.ti:!i"H from any riu. I his Is esiKi-ially trie in all -"' of fa sickness or rsr Mkn.. wbb-h i due to s dsjiif. roin con-r-pion of ib j dit,-"live orvan, over which llaiobmK Kiirsex-n iseaiss ubAriiifl ien.:-. It is well know n tbst ev- n if the i st.-m is m K.si 1 condition h! Uie tamiiniiiK, ci hiikc in - t lis' it diiniiu a juurney often piixluec cofc?ti-1 '"iVanibBra Vis 'e' therefore rermn. j tne.,.l.d to .11 tn.. c.l.T, , b- imt the on y I ne-oi'ii." that ceruin in ac'ion. h..n,) ; 1 a e w tit y- u m -t pi -asani and W . ii. l.u-te, end ...) biri.ilcaa. IlainUaiH j I re .!d at ii cents a bui. 8TAUTL1NO IUSCOVKK Y. . The discovery by Ihe Inhabitants of a locality hitlurio initialled by thn pestilent scourge of I r..vcr and aa-uc, tliut II rlu in nit ir very midst, in decidedly atarillng. Much discoveries aru made at every season. In every pari of Ilia Union. ttiitu-u,uuutly, when It is ascertained, mil invariably is si audi limes, through Hie valuable exporier.ee ot tome one who haa beeu bcncltited and cured, thai lloilcltcr's itolnaeh lliitera la a thoroughly elllcaeluoa era.'lvator of me malarial t-oi-on, and a means of fortify luwr the e !tuiii agbiiud li, a feeling of mora lecurity mid trnnuuiliiy reigns throughout the v. hole neighborhood, llei-iiles thofciiiilelornii of inuiMiiid liciit.e, dumb mue ami ague, cake are iviiinvcd by the uon ul action et the Hit tors. io which science lo gives lis sanciion as a remedy for rheumatism. n)pensla. eon- tips tion, liver coinplsini, iiehiliiy. kidney Iroubh. and all iliseaM-a impuitiii( the uixans of ul Kestiuu and assimilation. There Is a mountain of roal In Wild llonm Valley. WvoinihK. which im beeu but iiitiK 'r llii.i t years. White Elephant of SUm, I.inn of End- IiukI, DtaKunoi IIiiiin, I ro-a n ?-iiier land, I'.nniieri.f Persia. CivweiU ol Kgvpt, Dotil le Kiie of Hisa, Sfirot Chili, Tlie Cucieot Japan, 11 u p ot hnn To itel tli-se buy a box of the genuine HtC C. MlI.ANKS C'KI.KIIKAIID LlVKB PlT.i.9, prii-e 2 cenia. and mail u the out aide wrapper wlih your nddn-as, p'ainly written, and 4 evn'S in stamps. e w 111 tken mail )ou the alsive list with an ele laint packane of oleographic and chro matic cards. 1'l.KMINU BltOS., PlTTSHl'HU, PA. The twenty-first verne of the seventh chapter ot Kr.ra contains all the letter of tiiu alphabet except J. TIIK LONUhST WOltl) IN TI1K DIC TION A ItY is incompetent to communicsto the Inexpress ible satisfaction and uu-omiuvheiwible conse quences resuliniK frnm a.tudicious dmiiii;dra linn of Hr. 1'iene's Favorite Prescription, a nrfiwratiiiiiiiwiKiiisli'Siaa'inlly lor the speedy ...11. ,t u...l tu.riibi,...kt ,'tir ill Mil Ki lusle CHK- muses. Nervousness, and disenses peculiar to the female sex. The only remedy for womi li s peculiar ills, sold by ilruKKlsla. under a po-itive KUiiranlce. to Kivc uiltslaeiinn. Brai ?" "ZffJmlhZ many jS X ? l'" fl4" l,f 1 ' -am"1 0Ul 'r " U y 1 1 I hit tiriinvicloi s. Swarms of Chinese re lumtinif In Hritish Columbia and stealing-acions the border into the L'nitcd titaiea. A Wonderful Food and Medicine, Known and used by physicians all over the world. Ni'iill's F.iiiiilNiou not only Klves flesh and streiiKth by virtue of lis own iiiilri lions properties, but creates an appetite, for food lliat build up the wasted body. 1 have been iisuik Scott's Kinulsion lor soy ral years, and am pleaed with lis action. My patients say it is pleasant and pulatabK and all ttiawr s'ronirer and ?uin tlesh from the use of It. I use 11 In all cases of Wastlnn Diseases, w.d It is specially usclul lor children when nutrient medication Is needed. s In Marasmus. - I " Pikkck, M.U.. Ixuoxville, Ala. One of the wonders of Parts is a well iSW feet in depth. Hot water rushes out of this well in a sircum Hi feet hlKh. A I. A ltd K KUTATK. A broad land Is this In which wo live, dolled so thickly with thrifty cities, lowns and ytl ItiKcs! Amid them all. with eviir-lncrcaslmr lopulsriiv and helpfulness, is Dr. I'leiies tiolden Mimical discovery, Kivii'K, hoia and encer where tbete is liiacare nd ibspi lr. Wherever there is humanity mere is sum nun; wherever there is sicteriiK there is tlie best field for this ifrvatust American Itemedy. I on sumption, (which Is luim s-crotulsl, y.elds to it, il empluyid lu iiioeaily stiiKiw of ino i Iseafc; Chmnie Na-al I'aU'lh, iel.ls to 111 kidney ami UvcrdiseuseB, yield lo il! If Jim want the best know n remedy lor all diseases of he blood ask for Dr. Pierce s Golden Medical Discovery, and take no other. The value of the annual output of butter In Ireland is estimated at not less than .M,0WUUU. neHINO IILES. Bvar-TOMK-McU'iire; litem ttolihm mil iUntn, mt at nlk-ht; ure by xjuMiius. U ll"l " tinuo tumors form, shlnh uftin Wwl an ulussts, Iwouulug v.ry mio. Hwavniis Uistmknt thi tho luhlin uil tldlii, hU liloerstliui, Slid in Lisiljr wwii ivoiom the tiunuis. H toeiiually ertirtclinui In curiiiit nil bklu l)li!. DK PninrieU.ti. I'lilisilelpbla. Kwavnsh OINTyst Ml be oiiiainea cs iuiisiohm. Sent by uistl fur M UcnU. J. H. riMi.Aimayer and Aualytlcal 4'heuiiMt, Laboratory. 101 First U, Portland, Or. Analyses made of all jubttinc.es. Tht Oihmra for breakfast. PURITY N0BEAUTY CuTIOUSA RlMIOlU CURS 8km aso Blooo DwAua rsou Puipua i soruub NO Vr.S CA!T no jchtiok to Til khtkvm in which the t't'Tlct liA Ukmkiiiks a-e lu Id by toe thousands upon thousands whose live have been made happy by the cure of aeni.in.', hu niiliatinK. itehlntc, scaly and p uiply dlsiaesof Die skin, scalp and blood, w ith lss of hair. Cl'TU'OKA, the great akin Cure, and Cini CUKA 8oah, an exquisite Kkiu Ilcautiller, pre pared from It, oxternally, and Cu'llci iu )t sot vk.N'T, the new Jllood Puriller, inieFnally. I are a positive cure ror eicry lonu oi bkiu aim i bhssl disease, from pimples to scrofula I Sold evervwhire Price, Cuticuka. eOc.: I Poap, 2:c.i llKSiil.vT VI. Prepared by the ; I'inriiDiii'O ANoCiiKMH'Al.Co.,hosuin,MaB8. 1 j.iT.Send for "How to Cure Hkin DiHiwues." Pimples, "bhickhi ads. i happi d and oiiy "(t ; mr skin prevented by Cti'iH I'HA Soap. "VI Hlieunmiism, Kidney Palnsai dW ejik tli 4 nesa speedily cured be Ct'Vtci ia AKTI 1Pain Pl.KTl.a, tin only paln-kllhna I'lwtrt. nig O baa riven unlT isal satlsfacUoo In toe J cure of (lonorrhcfa and I Gleet. I prescribe Hand fuel aufe 111 recommend- r4MlJbys i. i, . .a .nfrrrera. nlnsiCieaieilCt. . i gT0i;B. .n- CUnnonaU: M Daeitur, IIU Ohla jS'-a nnTfii- i mi. (Vild lr IiruKiliUfc ' I . , I I.ru'! rM-HO !r niKlillltf tlhrntraud ('alal ifu full parUcUiATS. Mit 1'"--" G0ULD3 ft AUSTIN, 16? A I Lake nu, CHICACO. ILL. iTEo Van Honciscar DISPENSARY. a. xj.no. ob. Tome Alidlaai ana. U, aUialar mmmad mm tiA tlkvbnauif' vl'Ji LOST MANHOOD! Varrooa iMl.illir.bpwma- I VrV ixntmt, bmliAl i 0i SrnAaTbmi.rA.Uii rVl Xior.. wa Ywm, I .FAiUiiAMm nr aai r.aa, aaoi ot Kuarcr, alau 't 4 h.io tibmaa. hni"' a Vn.iAi.nA tuti ylliba UiM I M fl Mllil ' Xt ' J la A Mrrcirr. KAor J - 1 mW a4 BlaA-ea Troaola Ji "m- t. m l( Trioa. ontat CImI buirt ,- t".r ti lirA a.r (! -a. U91 Ha-K-e 'ii,rlt ('ll'et.ally s w j yii inrAk l am, r j -- X T rt KTT r MU Hi r r j .1 j A WELL DRILLS i I'Vijk EVERY PURPOSE. j J I nV Sold on Trial ! , If ii Wat t A Tea drinkers will wolcomo a now competitor in tho ton-markets of the world. A few years njo nn Knglish settlor in Xatal planted ft few acres thero with tea. His first crop, pro duced In 1HSI, amounted to no more than 5tX) pounds, but tho production has so increased since then that last year Natal put upon tho market about 100,000 pounds of tea. The Industry is spreading rapidly, and It seems likely that before lon South Africa will be come a serious rival to China and India In this tir.de. If ? I IU mperior tot'llnnem prxvn nilllloni homut for m;ire thtut m MUurWr ot Oftitrry. It U iimmI by thr l'nlid HUUt UiTriiuien( '.Liiiorrl liy tbp hwuUof th iM'tat l uWemli.t'ij. mi lb Htntn'Nt, lirtt ftiul miMt Htltl.ful. lr Vrim I'rtwn Hukiu I'uwilvr tlm nul oouUiin Antuwnitt, Linir or Alimi. Kiltl unly lu qui. l'KU'K UAKINU 1'UWDKK KRW TOHH. t IIU'AUO. BT. 10 IMS. PiHHE? Dr. Spinney & Co.Krl N PHVrnilS lDillty. t,oof VlRor, ti.mlnl II6HVW3 venlc Uvin.iry, lawpuu. deney. &o duo ta axiv.Maor abuao, curri. YOIINC MPN avtferlnifrom tha elfeeU eretlon ahould arall thrniM-lves e( enr trentnii'iiU A ts)itlveeureifuArHnt.sl in every cum., Hvi'lnlU, I'minry and enrreal l'i..ji a all uuuaturnl dia. clnttyva, prumpUy and sulely cured. MIDDLE-AGED MENK;. fRMt of KttlnpTu or Jllnrtrtcr, W'rnk Hutk, Nitviih lk'bllitir. WuKtinir ( Mxn..( Btn-urflU, vto.fuml Dil n-Mtorcil to lu ulthy vior. N. Il, l'tTKonH uimlilft to vlxlt m tnny N tirntnl at thMr him'i, by rorniKiniti'i.rfl, AltvlthM mu tiiAtrut-tionn wnt by tnnil nr exirtm, OuMilUttot i-rue. 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Just figure out what la required to do Oil theaa'thingi COMFORTABLY, and you oan make a fair estimate of the value of the BUYERS' GUIDE, which will be lent upon reoeipt of 10 eenti to pay poitago, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chloago.ia PORTLAND MECHANICS FAIR Opens Oil. 4 Closes Ut 27, 1888. Half Karo Ratee over the O. H. & N. Co., O. &C. K. It. anil (Jrejronlan Kallwav Co. On avil olin-llflh over N. 1. II. 11. Ilnea. Special exciirHioiia over tlio O. K. & N. liuea ul leas than half rata, Oct. 8, 15, it A. M. W IIITI. Hunt. Olllc-f, 1IH Irat Win et. I'u.tland. fii . kjum a riir?nrj K40 ni.4M MViJ.'iiM ril.erniiin Ant lima ( urrn'vi ivun.uia.u .m l Jmfia'.r''l'illiewnrtej''.lii.inTHiiiiii1iirt ) Al.. ...1..... ..IT.... ,.... .Iirmi lotllrrx f AlL A E-r.al rnnn'nr li. m,t l,n,l J'rin- ftflr. a;.il j ui JMi..itlinnri.Ni.rhvi!nll. Hnmi'li-1-It r. r-1 Kl'oJ.iiiim. I'll II HOIIFFKM'lN.M.Ii.ll.M.Mll THE OHEiT 0VF.SL4ND EO'JIE! 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La.l IpHsc was Ul.a with 1am. luck s.S tnf. nA mania, waa esr.4 Sy It jAcobi Oil And hsta luu H ntwa tt m' AC aiUlsril. Dare. bsarw. HI . Msy II, lilt. I nlml Wllk AIB IS 1A.A Abuat 10 ofilS Sf wAIcA lutW twa siosthl. 1 waasi4 by , JsvAto 011, t4 tIMn Saa bMB so rvl.ro nf rAlm. WILLIAM ITSSH1LTX. Fornianent, r.sios mtk . K.y II llfl. AuihI Ua Inrlig ! 'II waa IiA.q w;U Atha And DAln In Alps Atd sacA: m ctirnl by on. bot ti. ( SI jAMbA 0U AJAd bAA fmr lnd jH-ntiAAABt ITWAlscA. tt. CHhIS. rDMuklk. AT P4u6a:iiTAK3'piALT.M. THE CHARLES . VOGELER CO.. Bih!more. Ml To S a Day. Samplra wnrth II. VI, HIKF. bines not umlir the bt.nsM feet. Write Uki -' t' SfTUi lloi.nss l o'llollv.lt leb. H K. II. V.v ".11 S. K. X. II. No m A WORD TO If you are in need of a GOOD FIRST CLASS JOB PRESS, we ask you to examine into the merits of our ''OLD RELIABLE," with our PATENTED THROW-OFF and our PATENTED FOUN TAIN. These presseB are made by ourselves, from the best ma terials and by first-class workmen. Read below what one of our largest printing concerns says about our presses, after having them examined by an expert. Ollice of the BANCROFT COMPANY, Mi'iara. Tnlnicr A Roy, Printera nnd SUt:oncva, Sn Fntncitfro, Cul. S.m Franciaco, Juno 2C, 1883. Gi'iillonion : Our iiMvhint ry i?xurt,Mr. Btirl'ii, lina exuniiiH'ii your "Old Reliable" Joiilirra at our ri qiubt, uml wi urn U'hwiI to any thnt lti report in llmt your "Old Ktlillu" j-n ufca are iiitn-h la-tlor Iniili limn tho Chicngo "Old Style GonUii'H," or "Clnilli'iigi"" OoriUmd. This boing tho chuo, we sluill r rango to out in a lino of your lirupsca at om't. THE BANCROFT COMPANY, IVr Puiiaer, Suit. rrinting Dep't. fsDWICHrs1 is.trYe I"so'u'a", TUE COW liltASD. TO DELICIOUS BISCUITS USE DWiGhTS G0W-BR&Ei9 SodaSmeratus. ABSOLUTELY PURIZ. ALWAYS INIFOilM AND FULL WEICHT. h tun tliat tliere la l nlctura of a Ona on jnur J'.'Ia;;o and jnu will Imrc Ui. beat Boda tnada. TII B tow bhvd. YOU are hustling good gifts, and it's hani work: think of something else. This constant work will tell sometime perhaps it has already and nervousness, sleeplessness, neuralgic and iheumatic aches anl pains arc part of the " good gifts" your hustling has won. ' If you are that way, let us give you a prescription no charge for the prescription, though it will cost a dollar to have it filled, by your druggist li PANE'S CELERY COMPOUND Of. Bl. I'ae aeoordlnf to direction. - All druggists keep it. It will strengthen your nerves, tone up your whole system, and make you bless us for prescribing this great ncrVC tOniC Bamratogel lha genuint, prepared only hy WH.I.S, RICHARDSON ft CO., O! YES, YES! A alnged cat dread Uio fire. I plead guilty. LOOK AT IT-AINT IT A DAI3Y? THE "ADVAHOE" THRESHERS AND ENGINES I iniuruntiw the Xrw-Kancleil Ailvanew Mepurator to b tlm lt tialimavlii(r. laxt eat 'Hirealttr and mmt ilnrali'e HeAriitnr evi r made. Hut, renieiulier, It li not an eaprrl meiital inaehlna, im tlm (lid Kay imielilnea are. You are well aware nf tliq time liml ttlint you lave Ui 'iiy foil III eierliiieiilimf Willi (Mil t'oay maeliini'a. 1 lie lav Kanjiinl Thrraht r leuiU Ilia wnv. Tlie vniwIinK and kiekinKiif tl.n Old Kokv at(enlH la only toualed bv the aiiioimtol K'aiii kli kerl mil in tlie iraw liy tliu ll t'K.V nia lilnen. (If cunrw. If you Klxh a rlieap machine. ('Id Koxiea will aninily ymi al yunr own jau n; but Ihelr maebliira are iliarat anv irlce. You cannot allnril in buy a ihri-f.er will.ont "niniuiiiif tho AHVAIK, I in not b lulked 'ritu till) IhK a iiiiw lilne be aime ll in ebeiii and (Mil Fokj Auk the Old KotfV agenlp. If tney will m t Ix-niile lha ne -lanuled maelilne and let you we which la the eiuriniintal inaehliin. and mild mi ilamerila. 1 have never yet bail loeall on any court to help lieelile thn inerllH of tlie lie w fmiltlell iiiuohinn, I'lennv vni..liiu the court reeorila in ref eri'ine to tho Old fr'ujclr'a iilnn. Manv yenia bo a man built a iiew-faiiicleil iiuiehlne, called a alenin eiiKtue. Olil f oclra then. a. now, Mood buck and aald I hoy would rain the roil nt r . I u not want lo lie ruined In the nam way I l'.e member, the new. fanifled ina.lilne In tiiu-t all ex iierliiienlliijt. while Old fr'OKy'ia inaelilnea are beinK ex perimented with all Uie lime, and at j our rxpeime. Do not fool with Uiem any lunger, while your Kr;in la utiiuy; io w anli, lleincniber the new-fatiKled niaehln la aolrl ou Ita Mirrlla rntlrrly. Re niemlier, your wholu dfiHn(iiio ia upon your crop proearda, and if you allow Old t'agy ma chiiH to atatr youi" asruln, you aro Jmt Unit much out of (..n ket. To lire van t Una. tee that the party timid' your thrchlUK pna urea a rw -lant led A lit AM K 1 hrenher, a they are eonatrueted k aa to auve your grain, and have a better record than any old-fiyf nai hlnn. Write lor further tianleulnni. I am nn pared to prove all mjr ataiameoUr-1. e.. Ilia AIVAt K marliliir will do more anil beltrr work than any other. I herehv rhallenee tiny old foaV BRent to name ANV i'f wkrr the AflVAXt'P. oiarhlne hna railed to do aa rrprearutrd aiuee Ha Introdortloa ai thla Coaat. allow up or nh at nn. Heniembcr that old fivy nicnii aaying the ooutrary done not mako It so. It will pay you to lnvmtlaate. I rau prove all I any. laUoaell the well known IHNt.l'K WOOIIHI'KY POM FR. A number of manu facture make them on a royalty but I do not know of any Imitation), bntam always In clined to look out for tbiMe that talk nf Imitation, i alao iltiul in Laundry and Marine Machinery, Farm, Church and Wtbool ltella (Jeneral Mm hlaery. Hwift Oilers, Onne Hufety Valvna, Miller Puniiw, llaneix k lniilratira, I'ark & Kennedy Injeatoni. Acme and AlliifHor Wrencliet lllackainith Drills. Ht-lf-llealiuK Hath Tulia, tho Weatlnirhoiue Kintlnea. ISee the prl-.: lthorw8O0 whi-els, '.); TrwiHin. IKI7J; hV horse Traclinn, ani'l. HHiitl diaeouot for rsxh. flenmal Agent for tolburn'i Dyuaoioa and Lamps for F.lcrtrlr llghtlng A to XOO light. THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS. THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINES Your village cannot do without one. Yon must have nne for your mills. You cannot afford to be without a niin.ll one In your house. t ut parUculars, addruna Z. T. WRIGHT. Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon. lit Premium. .1,000 In n.B, ytnn K.tahllhed. h' unied Steel Tun rir lx- n.V in iu in i....,in. r I'Iaiki. bv slilcb uur Plant ti.ii.1 In tuna id et, ij.m.I f. r loo ; not flw-teil by tllmnta. No w.md ui Aill, btmk, swejl, ihniik, rraik, ilnay, nr nr uul; v o yimrantrt it. Kl Itant KuacwihkI I'uh, 8 tilinr, rinnble rri4iitin( keti..n; Hunt ivurv km; tl, Kne.ua ANTISKI.I (MU.raritu ( r rat.il s.iie, free. T. M. STlsKl.L I'lAN'OCtl., Ui,i.!j. Iihi'i " li.ld rnllnwl' Hall, aIaT kel And Sevi ntlistrfeii, !jn Krunlnen. y s y , lU-Mr nun IK Chetpeu , . i . . i . . . . . i. ll liistriietKin, eslilb- i;..mm( t 'ut il i.iii . i't i a i-nMilarlty. Bitsln. Sh. -riltaiid, C'tn.mjtt S'i hmi I and Ptnm inthlp OtpTt nu:':. Student . idled ut any tlin. I utit l.ne aiwl ris-' s rf i"' Mi m-M sent flee, i. A. It 1 SI 0. Sre'i. A. I'. Al.llsl KO.Mi. i'rls. C1CIMVVAY HKAXH'II. I'KAHKat d I kill ll n I a h tl II, (litblHr, Koenlan rUiim; llnnlett OrisuA liaul lawn'menta. IwaiimI ioci nf Ss MnJc And M,b. HmnU an-p W l KAAi.ro I'll II ATTIIIAM uRAir ... 'M IMal Sim4. Ha rnfflMW PRINTERS. MAKE or WHOLESOME BREAD R'pvvTcliT'S" lSALEnATU'i'J around for your share of the world's CERTAINLY! I am anllltm a "iitjw.flod" luiwhlne PIAN0S.e2