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t3 THE CORVALLIS GAZETTE, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1891. B8CED KVRRY FRIDAY XORXIXS BT rEANK: COITOVEE, SUBSCRIPTION RATfcS FerVear, Six Monthi, Three Months . Single Copies . . Vear (when not raid in adrance)... $2 00 1 R 75 6c 2 SO The joint discussion between Campbell and McKinley was an exhibition of wonderful powers of argument and debate. Both are certainly great men. Major McKinley tells a Chicago reporter that not only is he going to be handsomely, elected himself this fall, but the Ohio legislature will be republican beyond a doubt. Corvallis' boom is the right kind of a boom. A short cessa tion will not cause things to drop below par with a sudden impulse. Corvallis is destined to be a great city, and we don't giro a tinker's darn how soon that is. The New York Sun (Dem.) ealls attention to the fact that Gro ver Cleveland has actually appear ed on the stump in Ohio, although not speaking for the democrats. Major McKinley read Cleveland's letters against free silver with striking effect in his opening speech. - The Ohio republicans are using a most effective campaign badge. It is a. medallion of bright Ameri can tin, such . tin . as is . used in workingmen's pails. It has em b )fsed on it in the middle: "1891; McKinley and Harris,' .Ohio.'' Around the -rim is the mottc": American Tin Plate Protection to Home Industries." Several society ladies of Ta coma have organized a "rainy day club," the object being to encour . age the wearing on wet days of dresses that do not reach below the ankles. This is a seasonable protest against the fashion of wearing dresses that sweep up the mud and filth of the streets, and is therefore in the interest of both sense and cleanliness. A Georgia judge performed the most wholesome fining job on record the other day. An audi ence in a court room cheered dur ing a murder trial, .and were si lenced only after considerable ef fort, when the judge had the doors locked and fined the whole lot of them, about 200 in number, and ordered a new trial. . They won't trifle with that court after this. The celebrated British soldier, General Gordon, in 1880 earnestly advised Li Hung Chang to march before Peking and take possession of thegovernment, and volunteer ed lo accompany and assist him. Ihe viceroy dismissed the advice with a laugh, and changed the con versation. A day later he recur red to the subject with the writer only to remark that General Gor- clou was evidently insane. And lie declined therealter to meet him. During the month of July, 1890, woolen knit goods to the amoun ot $480,101 were imported into the United States from forei' 1 T 1 m . - countries; in July ot tins year. under the McKinley bill, these im portations amounted to only $223, vo less man one-naii, tne re maining $240,758, assuming that the consumption was approximate ly the same this year, going into the pockets of American manufac turers and American mechanics. It is impossible for free traders to overcome the arguments of such figures. iv man oi leisure ana energy with a turn for statistics iias figur ed it out that the births in this country cost annually $250,000, 000, the marriages, $300,000,000 and the funerals $75,000,000. It will be seen therefore that mar riages cost almost as much as births and funerals put together, notwithstanding the fact that ev erybody has a birth and funeral wlMe only a portion of the race has weddings. This is a striking proof t hat we spend more on the luxuries of life than on the neces saries. Marriages ought to be taxed. . Hill and Cleveland harmonized opinions at a Flower ratification meeting in New York the other evening. We would infer irom this that the democratic party of A plain old lady entered a book store and inquired for a "big dic tionary." "I suppose you want the latest and best one," suggest ed the clerk. "I want the biggest and heaviest one in the market," said flie old lady. "You see ray darter's a master hand to gather ortumn leaves, and she hain't no "What is a . blush?" quaintly queries an exchange. A blush is a temporary erythema and calor ifiiC effulgence of the physiognomy apologized by the percepliveness of the ensorium when in a pre dicament of unequilibrity from a sense of shame, anger, or other cause, eventuating in a paresis of the vaso-motor nervous filaments of the facial capillaries, whereby, being divested of their elasticity, are suffused with radiant, aerated, compound nutritive circulating liquid, emanating from an intimi dated praecordia. According to the census burea on coal the total output- of this country for the year 1890 141,229- 513 tons, being an increase for the decade of about 97 pef cent. En land still surpasses us in the amounc-oi coai produced, but we are gaining so rapidly that we will be ahead in a few years Fifteen years ago, for example, the British Islands produced 125,000,000 tons and the United States about 48,000 000 tons. Since then England has increased her output about 40 per cent, while ours has increased 300,per cent. A short time ago, in comment ing upon the Eastern question, the London limes said that in case of a general European war England would not rely upon the Suez can al for her route to India, but would seek a new route through Canada. That these words were not with out official inspiration is now shown by the fact that a British regiment in India has been order ed to come home by the Canadian Pacific. If the time made is rea sonably prompt and speedy this will be regarded hereafter as an established military highway be tween England and India. The following is a composition Whether luck or brains is the more potent is still a debatable ' - - question, but the combination is .irresistable. - Twenty years ago a bright young fellow from the country was conductor on one - of the street railways of the metrop olis. Ability and attention to business secured his promotion step by step until he was made superintendent of the road. At OF t PP i n w 1 aii cc 1 UJ 3( OUI ed tl a w tn qu me coi An! on wal inq era an Th wh thd Intelligencer. yet" Oregon, with plenty of hides ; and all the materials for, , tanning, does., not manufacture" to any extent its own leather or leather goods like har ness, Mots and shoes, belting, etc. The time is coming-when capital will seek investment in manufac tures; ; ?hen there .... will be more genuine business men and fewer mere i?toney lenders on this coast. Tlie average man of money in jfeon will never invest a cent in mfacturing enterprises so long le can lend money on goodVse- fity for large interest It takes ains to conduct a legitimate busi o be a money lender. There is s much intellectual difference be- veen a genuine business man. ho builds up aiid maintains' a ercantile or manufacturing en- erprise, and a mere money lend- as there is between a general of army and a mere paymaster or fiiermaster or commissary. 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