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THE CORVALLIS GAZETTE, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1891.
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The joint discussion between
Campbell and McKinley was an
exhibition of wonderful powers of
argument and debate. Both are
certainly great men.
Major McKinley tells a Chicago
reporter that not only is he going
to be handsomely, elected himself
this fall, but the Ohio legislature
will be republican beyond a doubt.
Corvallis' boom is the right
kind of a boom. A short cessa
tion will not cause things to drop
below par with a sudden impulse.
Corvallis is destined to be a great
city, and we don't giro a tinker's
darn how soon that is.
The New York Sun (Dem.)
ealls attention to the fact that Gro
ver Cleveland has actually appear
ed on the stump in Ohio, although
not speaking for the democrats.
Major McKinley read Cleveland's
letters against free silver with
striking effect in his opening
speech. -
The Ohio republicans are using
a most effective campaign badge.
It is a. medallion of bright Ameri
can tin, such . tin . as is . used in
workingmen's pails. It has em
b )fsed on it in the middle: "1891;
McKinley and Harris,' .Ohio.''
Around the -rim is the mottc":
American Tin Plate Protection
to Home Industries."
Several society ladies of Ta
coma have organized a "rainy day
club," the object being to encour
. age the wearing on wet days of
dresses that do not reach below
the ankles. This is a seasonable
protest against the fashion of
wearing dresses that sweep up the
mud and filth of the streets, and
is therefore in the interest of both
sense and cleanliness.
A Georgia judge performed the
most wholesome fining job on
record the other day. An audi
ence in a court room cheered dur
ing a murder trial, .and were si
lenced only after considerable ef
fort, when the judge had the doors
locked and fined the whole lot of
them, about 200 in number, and
ordered a new trial. . They won't
trifle with that court after this.
The celebrated British soldier,
General Gordon, in 1880 earnestly
advised Li Hung Chang to march
before Peking and take possession
of thegovernment, and volunteer
ed lo accompany and assist him.
Ihe viceroy dismissed the advice
with a laugh, and changed the con
versation. A day later he recur
red to the subject with the writer
only to remark that General Gor-
clou was evidently insane. And
lie declined therealter to meet
him.
During the month of July, 1890,
woolen knit goods to the amoun
ot $480,101 were imported into
the United States from forei'
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countries; in July ot tins year.
under the McKinley bill, these im
portations amounted to only $223,
vo less man one-naii, tne re
maining $240,758, assuming that
the consumption was approximate
ly the same this year, going into
the pockets of American manufac
turers and American mechanics.
It is impossible for free traders to
overcome the arguments of such
figures.
iv man oi leisure ana energy
with a turn for statistics iias figur
ed it out that the births in this
country cost annually $250,000,
000, the marriages, $300,000,000
and the funerals $75,000,000. It
will be seen therefore that mar
riages cost almost as much as
births and funerals put together,
notwithstanding the fact that ev
erybody has a birth and funeral
wlMe only a portion of the race
has weddings. This is a striking
proof t hat we spend more on the
luxuries of life than on the neces
saries. Marriages ought to be
taxed.
. Hill and Cleveland harmonized
opinions at a Flower ratification
meeting in New York the other
evening. We would infer irom
this that the democratic party of
A plain old lady entered a book
store and inquired for a "big dic
tionary." "I suppose you want
the latest and best one," suggest
ed the clerk. "I want the biggest
and heaviest one in the market,"
said flie old lady. "You see ray
darter's a master hand to gather
ortumn leaves, and she hain't no
"What is a . blush?" quaintly
queries an exchange. A blush is
a temporary erythema and calor
ifiiC effulgence of the physiognomy
apologized by the percepliveness
of the ensorium when in a pre
dicament of unequilibrity from a
sense of shame, anger, or other
cause, eventuating in a paresis of
the vaso-motor nervous filaments
of the facial capillaries, whereby,
being divested of their elasticity,
are suffused with radiant, aerated,
compound nutritive circulating
liquid, emanating from an intimi
dated praecordia.
According to the census burea
on coal the total output- of this
country for the year 1890 141,229-
513 tons, being an increase for the
decade of about 97 pef cent. En
land still surpasses us in the
amounc-oi coai produced, but we
are gaining so rapidly that we will
be ahead in a few years Fifteen
years ago, for example, the British
Islands produced 125,000,000 tons
and the United States about 48,000
000 tons. Since then England has
increased her output about 40 per
cent, while ours has increased
300,per cent.
A short time ago, in comment
ing upon the Eastern question, the
London limes said that in case of
a general European war England
would not rely upon the Suez can
al for her route to India, but would
seek a new route through Canada.
That these words were not with
out official inspiration is now
shown by the fact that a British
regiment in India has been order
ed to come home by the Canadian
Pacific. If the time made is rea
sonably prompt and speedy this
will be regarded hereafter as an
established military highway be
tween England and India.
The following is a composition
Whether luck or brains is the
more potent is still a debatable
' - -
question, but the combination is
.irresistable. - Twenty years ago a
bright young fellow from the
country was conductor on one - of
the street railways of the metrop
olis. Ability and attention to
business secured his promotion
step by step until he was made
superintendent of the road. At
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with plenty of hides ; and all the
materials for, , tanning, does., not
manufacture" to any extent its own
leather or leather goods like har
ness, Mots and shoes, belting, etc.
The time is coming-when capital
will seek investment in manufac
tures; ; ?hen there .... will be more
genuine business men and fewer
mere i?toney lenders on this coast.
Tlie average man of money in
jfeon will never invest a cent in
mfacturing enterprises so long
le can lend money on goodVse-
fity for large interest It takes
ains to conduct a legitimate busi
o be a money lender. There is
s much intellectual difference be-
veen a genuine business man.
ho builds up aiid maintains' a
ercantile or manufacturing en-
erprise, and a mere money lend-
as there is between a general of
army and a mere paymaster or
fiiermaster or commissary. The
fed of Oregon and Washington
nore men like those who built
Chicago, and fewer men like
se who handicapped St. Louis,
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Consequently You Can
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Type
writers
New and Second-Hand. .
QN DARK AS 00AL.
ema Afflicts a Well-Known Gentle-
atu. Pitiable Subject to r.nnlr ITnnn.
Suffered Terribly. Tne. Whole
Boiy CoverMl.
en up by San Francisco Doctor. Might
havesivcil $600, was Cured
; for me by Cuticura Remedies.
New York state andthe Tammany , dictionary to press 'em in like the
gang are walking hand in hand to , other girls have, and I'm goin' to
the ultimate success of the ticket s'pnse her with one. So give me
this fall. With New York republi- the, heftiest book ot the hull lot,"
, i ' and she gasped a sigh of satisfac
canmeans a republican president ag Punrolle a well.filIed
in 1892, and the democrats know walIet to pav for a new system of
this fact. education.
recently written by a schoolboy,
in a neighboring school, on the
cocoanut: "The kokonuts is a na
tive to the tropik. It grows onto
trees and is good to eat. Billv
Brown's oncle is a vessil kaptain, ; Pv
and one time he fetched Bill a
lole lot of kokonuts from the
West Ingines. Hit tuck us hole
week to eat-'em up. Wot Billv
and me wants to no is how does
the milk get inside the kokonut.
Does the kokonut grow around the
milk or does the milk leke in from
the outside, if so, wot fur? Koko
nut py is-my favorite, but Billy
likes kokonut candy best. Koko
nuts is pulled off the . trees by
munkys, which throws 'em at pe- j
pie line Das oau. l wish i was a
to i
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have many times studied over what Cuticura
done for me; it has restored me to good health
nappmess, ior oniore I inea cuticuba Keme
I was siven up by all the doctors in San Fran.
o; but if I had only taken a certain gentleman's
ice and tried Cutici'BA Rememks sooner. I should
rtainl.r have saved from $500 to 8600. I was a
jst pitiable subject to lok upoa with eczema, nd
ffered terribly. I was almost as dark as coal from
instep up to my knees on both Iera. and aftnr
t it broke out all over my body; hut after using:
a d'jjku ui vuTiuuaa xvkhkdieb x was per
y restored to good health, and have enjoyed the
p ever since (which is over two years). A oreat
ly )eople visit my esiablishment, and I have
nunureus oi people wnat uuticuka tias done for
but haue thouchi that I oucrht to write and li t
kuow, so that you can refer any one in this
tyionie. LOUIS JUHNSUN,
Proprietor Marine Boat House, .
Sausalito, Marin Co., Calif.
Cuticura Resolvent
new Blood Purifier, internally ftn cleanse the
d of all impurities and poisonous elements and
remove tne cause;, ana cuticura, the great
Cure, and -Cuticura Soap, an exquisite Skfn
tuier. exieroauy (w clean tne sriu ana scalp,
estore the hair), cure every disease and humor
eskin and blood, from pimples to scrofula.
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peple, so I cud get kokonuts 'thout
payin' for 'em."
ve business, and there
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