The new age. (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, January 11, 1902, Image 2

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Newspaper Page TextTHE NMVf AG-E, PORTLAND, OREGON. TOPICS OF THE TIMES. Olve a inn ti your skim milk and will kick for u Hlmro of your vrcam. he Matrimony Is n linliinco wheel thnt most inuii need. Hut few take It for that Queen Wllliulmltm suenm to havo tak en her husband for woi-hc liiHtuud of better. It BeciiiH n dllllctilt task to do nwny with football when a single game draws 50,000. It will he no fun to dig the Isthmian cnnnl. There will bo n lot of hard dredgery about It. Financially speaking, a season of foot bull seems to Ik; more siieccssful than world's expositions. The red line of suicide Is drawn across many short accounts and yet does not balance them. In the progress of civilization, Isn't the time nearly at hand, anyhow, for double track railways or none? Queen Wllhelmlnn and Prince Henry nro not the only ones who are out. There are Prince Henry's creditors. A society woman has erected a mnr blo tablet over her dog's grave. Let us hope she left a space on It for her own epitaph. Again the worm has turned. A Now York bride, after live days of wedded life, left her husband because he huil cold feet. Cheating at cards Is legally held to be larceny In the State of Washington. In Home of the other far Western States It Is merely suicide. Hlr Thomas Linton declares that ho will try again to win the cup. It Ih bard to make Sir Thomas tired of belug a Jolly good fellow. It Is said that there Is an Increasing sentiment against dueling In Germany. This Is another evidence of the "Amer ica nl zut Ion" of Kurope. Andrew Carnegie proposes to glvo $10,000,000 to help educate American people up to something u little better than the so-called historical 'novel. 0 The Karl of Hosslyn claims ho has a system that will break the bank at Monte Carlo. A prudent man can fore ee the sale of the earl's greut estutes. Another New York get-poor-tiulck scheme has left town over night, leav ing the transom open for parties who still desire to Htuff money Into a rat bole. Judging from Queen Wllbelmlnn'B husband's performances with the sticker a good stockyards hand was spoiled In making a very Inferior sort of prince. (Jcorgo liriiudes, the Danish author, Is to receive an annuity from the gov ernment In recognition of his services to literature. .Mr. Jimmies does not write historical romances, Some Idea of the fuss and feather of KlngKdwnrd'scoronatlou may be gath ered from tbii fact that trappers are scouring Siberia for enough ermine to trim the capes and collars of the peers. The Vanderhllt baby has a diamond studded rattle. Hccauso of maternal fears lctit the diamonds come olf and may be swallowed by the baby, this kind of rattle Is not likely to become popular with the masses. The death at the age of 10-1 of a Kan sas woman who never took any precau tions to guard against disease germs and never even heard of the germ the ory makes us half-way siihpect that possibly we may havo unnecessary worries. Loudon Is agitated because an Ameri can syndicate wants to build a $10,000, U00 ulllce building on the Strand with 0,000 olllces and thirty elevators In It. If It Is done the city's building laws will haveto be radically changed, as no Kugllshman under the present laws can full more than six or eight stories. A writer In Hlnekwooil'H .MukiuIiio muiitloim as an lueldeut of lift) In Lubru dor tho tiurlul of n live pot In a tmrtvl uiulor tho November hiiow. Tlio owner of tlio animal, a black bear, by tho way, tliiK up tho barrel twice tlulrnt; tlio win ter, but did not awaken tho occupant, who was permlttctl to sleep on till May. lllbernatlni; pels ulvo no trouble to their owners or to others, ami aro hap py In their repo.se. A barrel may thus 1k the abmlii of renter felicity than Is to bo fouml In a palace. Church unity ilmls unique exemplifi cation In tho history of a forty-thous-nml-ilollar etlltlco now bulhllui; In Bos ton to take tho place of an "Institution al church" which hail been outgrown. The minister Is it Methodist, roKtilarly appointed by his conference, but tho bulhllui; Is owned ami the whole en terprlBo Is K'onerously "bucked" by tho Unitarian denomination, A radical Mothodlbt founded tho church, mid by bis will eatabllshed the dual control, and neither tho harmonious workers nor tho countless poor folk whom tho church has helped uud comforted have vur found reasou to dlsputo his bo- lief, that men of different creeds can heartily co-operate If only they love God and man more than they do n sec tarian label. Indian Commissioner Jones says It does not pay to feeil nor to educate the Indian. By virtue of his position he Is to be accepted as an authority. He has had opportunities for studying the mat ter In all Its phases that arc denied his critics. As f.ov the Indian ration, It probubly does encourage laziness. There Is a lot of line sentiment devoted to the Joy of work, but after all It Is the .stomach need that drives most people to the labor that really produces things. There are many people In this world that would Incite an Indian to most energetic envy by their scientific Idle ness If food and shelter were furnished them without cost. , One of the subtlest forms of vlndlc tlveness Is the spreading of disparaging opinions about those whose conduct Is resented, or whoso personality Is re garded as an offense. There Is very lit tle difference between this practice and the actual attempt to work for somo one else's Injury and downfall, which Is the open way of showing vindictive uess. The latter method Is something barefacedly avowed by unscrupulous men. They will boast of having put "a thorn In side" of any one to whom they object. Indeed, there nre peoplo so peculiarly constituted that they can not be opposed or thwarted In any way, however legitimate, without feeling nt once the desire personally to Injure their opponent. These are the people who are described, often without much Implied rebuke, as "good haters." If wu get at the bottom of the bate which such people feel, It will as a rule be found to be vulgar and selllsh vlndlc tlveness. A man went to n great physician and asked for a euro for mental depression, a disease which Is very common and Is better known ns "the blues." Now this physician was very wise. He knew that the blues means that persons cen ter their minds on themselves. They think of their own troubles, their debts, their domestic and business cares, of n thousand Irritating things that grow like poisonous weeds the more they nre nurtured In the mind. So this wise phy sician wrote a prescription and ushered the sober-faced one out. The depressed man hastened to a drug store, for he wuh exceedingly "blue," and there handed the prescription to n clerk, re marking gruflly, "fill that In a hurry." The clerk read the prescription, and, with a laugh, handed It back, and there In plain Kugllsh was written: "Laugh at least twenty times dally, and always before retiring." This man of the blues looked at the words dumbly for an In stant, and then laughed, and as ho laughed tho dull care that had been resting like n cloud on his brain seemed to grow lighter, and he laughed boiuo more. Ho muttered something about "clever trick," and left the store, and on his way back to his ofllce he actually whistled, something he hadn't done for years. Pack at his desk, he buckled down to work, still laughing. The world seemed changed. From an In dellnlte somewhere he had secured u now stock of energy. Ho cracked a Joko with the bead clerk ami Instead of discharging a bungling employe, gave hlu) some words of encouragement and advice and another trial. He actually enjoyed his lunch. The food tasted good, and ho was hungry. Ho went home with a laugh and didn't groan about business worries nt the dinner table. He told his wife of tho Inter esting things that he had seen and heard downtown that day, and when she smiled at him from behind tho ten urn he remembered that she was n very handsome woman, and that he was a lucky dog to get her. Ho glanced through the evening paper, rend nloud a little, romped with tho children awhile, went to bed with n laugh, and slept like a baby. Try It for the blues. It Is a cure founded on science. Your physician will tell you that laughter Is exercise-that It stimulates digestion, moves muscles by the dozen, quickens the circulation of the blood, helps tho liver, lie will tell you that persons who laugh much seldom look their years, for mirth Is an tuvlgorator, ns well ns a health preserver. It Is a cure worth trying. Slio Wanted Hovciikc. A certain noted pianist says that whenever ho feels unduly elated by fa vorable notices of his plnylut,', or by In dividual compliments, ho calls to mtud an occasion when his pride received u fearful fall. Ho had been a Kient with others at n suburban house for two or three days. Tho last oveiiltiK was it particularly merry one, and at Its close some ono hcKKfd hint to play a lluucurlau Ithaps ody by Liszt. "I've played two or three times," de murred tho pianist, "and It's pretty late. Don't you think 1 might disturb tho neighbors?" "I hope you will," announced tho young daughter of the house, "for wo aro perfectly suro they tried to poison our cat last week. Nothing you could do would bo worso than they deserve!" Then her Ingenuous countenance was suddenly overspread with blushes, and tho company gave way to mirth. Thn Worm Will Turn. Tho housowlfo peeped Into tlio soup kettle, says n German paper, then look ed reproachfully at tho "lady help," "You've forgotten tho oulous again!" sho said. "It seems to mo you can't remember anything!" "Uxcuso me, mndnm," returned the maid, respectfully but firmly, "I know nearly till of 'Kaust' by heart." A girl iikes to listen to soft uotulugs If they mean something. 01 T HE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BREWERY AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop. This weli-Vnnwn brewery It now turning out tho bent llccr and Porter east ot the Cascades. The latest appliances (or the manufacture of (ood healthful Ilecr havu been Introduced, and only the flrit-clasa article will bo placed on th market. East Second Street THE DALLES, OR. Z. F. MOODY THE DALLES, OR. General Forwarding AND Commission Merchant. Offices and Warehouses at RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS Wool handling our specialty. 0 rain bought and sold. The Regulator Line The Dalles, Portland & Astoria ... NAVIGATION COMPANY ... Through Freight Passenger Line. Dally Line of Steamers Between Portland, Vancouver, Cascade Lock, Hood River and All Points on the Washington Side. The Btjamers Dalles City and Regulator losve rorlland ovory morning (except Sunday) at 7 and ThcDalles at 8 A. St., arriving atdestiua tlon In ample time for outgoing trains. Frmlaht Raima Oramdy Radumod. W. C. AM.AWAY, Gen. Agent, Foot ot Court Street. Tho Dalles, Or. -Columbia -Brewery Thm Oalabratad AUOUST BUCHLER, Propr. Of the produot of this well-known brewery, the United States Health Itoports for June 'J. If00,saysi "A more superior brewneverentered the labrainry of the United Btates Health Re ports. It la absolutely devoid of the slightest trace of adulteration, but on the other hand la composed of tho best ot malt and choicest of ops, us ion io qualities aro or the nlgbtst, and It can be used with the greatest benaflt and satisfaction by old and young. Its use oWcon clentlously be prescribed by the physicians, with the certainty that a better, purer or mora wholesome beverago could not possibly be found." Caat Saeond Ml., THE DALLES, Off. I Willi Willi, Wish., Advertising. McBride Bros. LIVERY STABLE. Rubber Tired Hacks a Specialty. Baggage Wagons. WALLA 'WALLA, WASH. Telephone 66. 124 E. Main St. HOTEL DACRES S. SIMON, Proprietor. Formerly SilllOn House. . Ratesi $2.50 to $3.00. WALLA WALLA, WASH. GILBERT HUNT CO. Machine Shop and Foundry Willi Willi, Washington. Manufacturers of PRIDE OF WASHING TON Threshers, Self Feeders, Drap- ' ers and Machine Extlres of Every Description. REPAIR WORK A SPECIALTY. Catalogue Free. City Chop House and Restaurant A. A. UAFLE.NGEIt A CO., Props. Open day and night. Private Rooms for Lad lea. Luuchea put up for Travelers. II Third BU North, bet. Ankeny and Burnilde PORTLAND. OKEOON. FIh Fiiriliii. Rooms Refreshmits - Cuba Cafe - ROBERT SCHULZE, Propr. ED. WHITEHEAD, Mgr. 83-84 Fourth Straat, Opp. Chamber of Coiumetce, PORTLAND OS I MONTANA 'ADVERTISEMENTS. CLOTHES THAT WEAR and are fit to wear, bear our label, Barbers' Coats, Walters' Jackets and Aprons Oans & Klein, HELENA AND BUTTE, MONTANA. HERRMANN & CO. Furniture and Carpets, S01'203 Broadway. Undertakers and Embalmers, 129 Broadway, Tolrplinno 240. IIKLKNA, MONT, KessEer Brewery... BREWERS AND BOTTLERS Of Hlgh-Gradu Beers, Holena, - - Montana CAM. AT TIIK sf . otJ. n raahs roil Yovn We hnvo nil tho latent styles In Mounts. jiring j our ixouiik worn mm goi prices. IV CI I F?D l-''?! H Mfiltl Ntrnnt. iCUL.QI op. P.O. Ilulenn, Mont. WEST COAST OYSTER CO. Importer, l'lnnlcrs it Dealers In .Eastern and Paoifio Coast Oysters. 142 llllh HI., Opposite F.xposltlon llltlg. llrnnch of Darboo it Immel Oyster Co., Union Fqnnro Mnrkct, Hun Franclc, t'nl. Oyster Urdu, Fun Francisco Hay and Oystervllle.Hlionl water Hay Oregon Phono South -JSlj Colum bia I'honc CIS. Free Dvlhcry, ..THE BROOKE DRUG CO.. Prescriptions Accurately and Care fully Compounded. Telephones Columbia 760, Oregon Red 1841 Prescription - Druggists 67 North Third Stroot PORTLAND - - OREGON SPRANQER'S ARCADE 30, 3a, 34 North Sixth Street, Corner Couch. ...BILLIARDS AND POOL... Ladles' and Gents' Rending Room n. H. SPRANOOR, Prop. Oregon Thane Main 731. Columbia I'honc 754 Portland, Oregon. Bane and Omnibus Transfer mmmliVmr-mrt Wmmm Odlce B. W, Cor. Fourth anil Btark His. Telephone 639. 1'OHTI.ANI), OltKUON. Exchange Your Checks With Messenger on Trains and Order Carriages or Coupes. jlii(fK.'0 checked nt real denco to nny deatination. Rrauch Unices: Hotel Portland; United Carrlngu Co., Povi'iith and Taylor. L. H. ADAA1S, Mgr. "THE PINE" 366 Pine Street, Between Third nnd Fourth... CHAS. BAUMQARTEN, Prop. Choice Wines, Liquors nnd Cigars. M JJ Family Rooms. Arthur Dm Marshall. Rmal Emtmtm and Mortgage Loan Farms anil Timber Lands Imvaatmanta madm mitaJ property tmndlmd tor smmi rmaldmnta. aai-2 Thlrdtt. Portland, Orm&m. Ask Your Dealer For MARK. Js - muteshuats Nnenra BY RAIL AND TTATKR. A STORIA & COLUMBIA Ti Sight Passenger Ins Doll) WITH THROUGH PARLOR CARS DETWLEN Portland, Astoria Seaside Leaves For Maygers. Rain. Icr, Ulatskan lo Wentport, Clifton, Astoria, Warren, ton, Flavel, dear hart 1'arlt and Sea side. Astoria & Seashore Express Daily. Astoria Express Dally. Arrives Union Dopot rortland Union Depot roruanu 8:00 a.m. 11:10 a.m. 9:40 p. m. fl:Mp. m. (2:30 p.m. Dally except Saturday. (Saturday only. Ticket office, 255 Morrison street, and Union icput, i'ortland. J. C. MAYO, Gen. Pass. Agent, Astoria, Or. SHAVER TRANSPORTATION GO. STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER, Wilt leavo Tortland. foot of Washington 8t., fiunday, Tuesday and Thursday evening at 6 o'clock, for Panvlcs Island, St. Helens, Caplus, Deer Island, Martins, Kalama, Ncer City, Hauler, Mt. Collin, Mayjjer, Stella, Oak Tolnt, Frecmans, Mauzanlllo,Clatskanle and all way landing. "BEST OF EVERYTHING"- In a word this tells of the pas senger service via 1 NORTHWESTERN LI Stght Tralna Dally between Ht. raul and Chicago, comprising Thn T.atoat I'iiIIiiikii Hleeper. jefrifii limine vara, Llbritrjr niicf Observation Cars, free Iteollnlns; Chair Cart. TUB TWKNTIETH CKNTURY TRAIN "THE NORTHWESTERN LIMITED" Runs Every Day of the Year. The Finest Train in the World Electric Lighted Steam Heated , TO CHICAGO BY DAYIJOUt. The Tladger fitate Kx press, the finest Day Train uuuuiiiK ueiwucu oi. ram ana uiucngo via the Mhort Line. Connections from the west raaao via. The Northern PaclDc, Great Northern and Canadian Pacific Railways This Is also the best line between Omaha, Bt Paul and Minneapolis. All Agents sell Tickets via "The Northwest ern Unc." V. H. MEAD, General Agent. H. L. SISLER, T. A. 148 Aider Straet, Portland, Or. BEST LJINE TO St. Pan), Minneapolis, Dnlnth, Chicago, AND ALL POINTS EAST. Through Palace and Tourist Sleepers, Dining Cars (meals a la carte), Iludet, Smoking, Library Cars. For tickets and full Information regarding Eastern trip, call at city ticket tlfflce, Vil Tlilr 11 at city ucxet tmce, vz. A. II. C. UENNISTON. street. A. II. C. UENNISTON. City Pass, and Ticket Agent. .THE REGULATOR LINE.. Tho Dallam, Portland A Astoria Navigation Oa. COLUMBIA RTVER SCENERY. STKAMKKS Dalles City and Regulator w5 COLUMBIA RIVERAS' BETWEUt Portland, Cascade Locks, Hood River and The Dalles. For Information call on or address M. V. HARRISON, Agent, Oak Street lsovk. 1'tUtTL.A.M), OK. Oregon Fono 911. Col. Fone 49J. Or W. C ALLAWAY, GenL Agt., Tha UalUa, Or. r. J. bUITU, Trar. Ag BARRJ0TEL European and American Plan. Furnished in First-Class Style. Nswbos,Bswlyfir3!shs!. two Hocks from Union dtpot Jill the modern Improvemsnts, rs-prool, hot sad cold water, centrally 1 Mat, 91 and $1.25 a Day. Meal Xc, Bath. 0r. Slztk asi ltAi, P.rUaaC PHpS&SBSsMPJvl 11T KAIL AND WATKB. WEHTjfl eVo JSWo e o OREGON Short line and union Pacific DEMBT TIME SCHEDULES Portland. Or. Anntvi Chicago I'ortland Special 0:t0a. ra. via Huntington. Salt Lake, Denver, Ft. Wortli.Omaha, Kansas City, St. Lotiis,Chlcagound East. 4:30 p.m. At'antlo Express 8:60 p.m. via Huntington. Walla Walla fowls, ton, Spokane, Min neapolis, Bt. I'riiI, Dnlntli. Mllwatv kee.ChlcagOikEait 8: 10 a. m. St. raul Taut Mall 0:15 p. rn. via Spokane Salt Lake, Denver, Ft. Wortli.Omaha, Kansas City, St. Louls.Cnlcagoaud East. 7:00a.m. OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE t VltOH PORTLAND. ISO p.m. All sailing datei subject to change For Fan Francisco bail every ft days. 4:00 p. m. Dally Ex. Sunday tcliup.m. Saturday )u:tf) p. m. Columbia Rltsr Slsamtrs. To Astoria and Way Landings. 4.00 p.m. Kx. Sunday C:t5a.ni. Mon., Wed. and Krl. Wlllsmsll Rltsr. Water permitting. Oregon City, New burg, SlllOlll, Ituto tieudcnre, Cnrval. lis and Way Land ings. 4:30 p.m. Kx, Sunday 7:00 a.m. Tues., Thur. aiidtjat. rVlllamslls and Yarn. hill Hints. Water permitting. Oregon City, Day tou,.t Way Laud' lugs. 3:30 p. in. Mini., Wod. ami Frl. I.v. Ulparla 4:05 a. in. Pally except Mouday. Snike River. Lv.Lowlsloii 7:00 a. m. Dally except Monday. Ulparla to Lewlslon A. L. CRAIQ, General l'assenger Agont, I'ortland, Or. V. A. BCIIII.LINO. City Ticket Agent. Third and Washington Streots. SOUTH AND EAST VIA SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. Shasta Route. m Trains leave Drain for Tortland and war stations at l'.':UI p. 111. and 1:23 a. m. Leave Portland 8::0 A. if. 8:30 P. M: ' Drain 3:A p. M. 2:ft3 A. M Arrive Ashland Vi:tA A. M. 12:35 p. M. ' Sacramento 6:10 P. jf. 6:00 A. M " San Francisco 7:45 P. M. 8:45 A. M. Arrive Ogdeu 4:M a. M. 7:00 A. & " Denver w:30A. M. 9:15 P.M. Kansas City 7:25 A.M. 7:25 A.M. " Chicago.... 7M2 A.M. 8:30 P.M. Arrive lis Angeles 2:odPTT 8:05 A.M. " El Paso 6:00 P. M, B:00 P. M. Fort Worth. (1:30 A. M. S:S0 A. M. City of Meiico....U:S0 A. M. 11:30 A. M. ' Houston ....7.110 A.M. 7:00 A.M. " Now Orleans 6:30 P. M. fiiM P. M. ' Washington 0:t2 a, M. 6:42 a. M. " New York 12:10 P. M. U:lo P. M. Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains. Chair cars fcacrameuto to Ogden and F.l Paso, and Tourist .cars to Chicago, St. Louis, Nevr Orleans and Washington. Connecting at San Francisco with theseveral !,,;r,m,1'l!'"Ii.e for Honolulu. Japan. China, Phlllpiuncs, Central and South America. See agent at Drain station or aadress R.B. MILLER, G. P. A., Portland, Orogon. WHITE COLLAR LINE Portland -Astoria Route STEAMER "BAILEY GATZERT" Dally round trips except 8unday. Tlmm Card. Leave Portland... Leave Astoria ..7 A. M -7 P. M (, The Dalles-Portland Route STEAMER "TAHOMA." Between Portland, The Dalles and Way Points, Tlmm Card. Lave rortland Tues. Tburs. and Sat. 7 A. M Arrive The Dal rs, same day . k? t Leave The Dalles. Sun. Wed and FrT.T 7 A M Arrive Portland, same day;.!.!.";.::::. 4 P. It gmjTM route has thegrandest scenlo attrac lions on earth. Landing: Foot of Alder 8t.. Portland. Oregon. Doth 'phones Main 35L JOHN M. FILLOON. Agt.. The Dalle. A. J. TAYLOR, Agt., A?torla7 J. O. VATT, A at.. Vancouver. WOLFORD A WVKR, Agts., White flalmon. PRATHER & BAUNEd, Agtl, HoodlllVer B. W. CKIC11TON. Agt..' Portland. K,Ver- THE MOUSE FURNISHING CO. (Incorporated.) Manufacturers ot Woven Wire Mattresses. ,,n"'Jilort.lr' HuK' Ueo Curtains. 8bades. Furniture, Wall Paper, Picture Frame, Mattresses. Ueddlng" UHdertaklngand embalmlna specialty uteres at Albany and Salem, Ore. Factory at Albany, Ore. Maaoaic Temple, Albany, Oazaow. f 9 r f r iAA u ;. ,A ... ;,-.( '. & ..A' 'I x SJHJ Ssi mamk,i-v mmWrnammuSLJ