THE NMVf AG-E, PORTLAND, OREGON.
TOPICS OF
THE TIMES.
Olve a inn ti your skim milk and
will kick for u Hlmro of your vrcam.
he
Matrimony Is n linliinco wheel thnt
most inuii need. Hut few take It for
that
Queen Wllliulmltm suenm to havo tak
en her husband for woi-hc liiHtuud of
better.
It BeciiiH n dllllctilt task to do nwny
with football when a single game
draws 50,000.
It will he no fun to dig the Isthmian
cnnnl. There will bo n lot of hard
dredgery about It.
Financially speaking, a season of foot
bull seems to Ik; more siieccssful than
world's expositions.
The red line of suicide Is drawn
across many short accounts and yet
does not balance them.
In the progress of civilization, Isn't
the time nearly at hand, anyhow, for
double track railways or none?
Queen Wllhelmlnn and Prince Henry
nro not the only ones who are out.
There are Prince Henry's creditors.
A society woman has erected a mnr
blo tablet over her dog's grave. Let us
hope she left a space on It for her own
epitaph.
Again the worm has turned. A Now
York bride, after live days of wedded
life, left her husband because he huil
cold feet.
Cheating at cards Is legally held to be
larceny In the State of Washington. In
Home of the other far Western States It
Is merely suicide.
Hlr Thomas Linton declares that ho
will try again to win the cup. It Ih
bard to make Sir Thomas tired of belug
a Jolly good fellow.
It Is said that there Is an Increasing
sentiment against dueling In Germany.
This Is another evidence of the "Amer
ica nl zut Ion" of Kurope.
Andrew Carnegie proposes to glvo
$10,000,000 to help educate American
people up to something u little better
than the so-called historical 'novel. 0
The Karl of Hosslyn claims ho has a
system that will break the bank at
Monte Carlo. A prudent man can fore
ee the sale of the earl's greut estutes.
Another New York get-poor-tiulck
scheme has left town over night, leav
ing the transom open for parties who
still desire to Htuff money Into a rat
bole. Judging from Queen Wllbelmlnn'B
husband's performances with the
sticker a good stockyards hand was
spoiled In making a very Inferior sort
of prince.
(Jcorgo liriiudes, the Danish author,
Is to receive an annuity from the gov
ernment In recognition of his services
to literature. .Mr. Jimmies does not
write historical romances,
Some Idea of the fuss and feather of
KlngKdwnrd'scoronatlou may be gath
ered from tbii fact that trappers are
scouring Siberia for enough ermine to
trim the capes and collars of the peers.
The Vanderhllt baby has a diamond
studded rattle. Hccauso of maternal
fears lctit the diamonds come olf and
may be swallowed by the baby, this
kind of rattle Is not likely to become
popular with the masses.
The death at the age of 10-1 of a Kan
sas woman who never took any precau
tions to guard against disease germs
and never even heard of the germ the
ory makes us half-way siihpect that
possibly we may havo unnecessary
worries.
Loudon Is agitated because an Ameri
can syndicate wants to build a $10,000,
U00 ulllce building on the Strand with
0,000 olllces and thirty elevators In It.
If It Is done the city's building laws
will haveto be radically changed, as no
Kugllshman under the present laws can
full more than six or eight stories.
A writer In Hlnekwooil'H .MukiuIiio
muiitloim as an lueldeut of lift) In Lubru
dor tho tiurlul of n live pot In a tmrtvl
uiulor tho November hiiow. Tlio owner
of tlio animal, a black bear, by tho way,
tliiK up tho barrel twice tlulrnt; tlio win
ter, but did not awaken tho occupant,
who was permlttctl to sleep on till May.
lllbernatlni; pels ulvo no trouble to
their owners or to others, ami aro hap
py In their repo.se. A barrel may thus
1k the abmlii of renter felicity than Is
to bo fouml In a palace.
Church unity ilmls unique exemplifi
cation In tho history of a forty-thous-nml-ilollar
etlltlco now bulhllui; In Bos
ton to take tho place of an "Institution
al church" which hail been outgrown.
The minister Is it Methodist, roKtilarly
appointed by his conference, but tho
bulhllui; Is owned ami the whole en
terprlBo Is K'onerously "bucked" by tho
Unitarian denomination, A radical
Mothodlbt founded tho church, mid by
bis will eatabllshed the dual control,
and neither tho harmonious workers
nor tho countless poor folk whom tho
church has helped uud comforted have
vur found reasou to dlsputo his bo-
lief, that men of different creeds can
heartily co-operate If only they love
God and man more than they do n sec
tarian label.
Indian Commissioner Jones says It
does not pay to feeil nor to educate the
Indian. By virtue of his position he Is
to be accepted as an authority. He has
had opportunities for studying the mat
ter In all Its phases that arc denied his
critics. As f.ov the Indian ration, It
probubly does encourage laziness.
There Is a lot of line sentiment devoted
to the Joy of work, but after all It Is the
.stomach need that drives most people
to the labor that really produces things.
There are many people In this world
that would Incite an Indian to most
energetic envy by their scientific Idle
ness If food and shelter were furnished
them without cost. ,
One of the subtlest forms of vlndlc
tlveness Is the spreading of disparaging
opinions about those whose conduct Is
resented, or whoso personality Is re
garded as an offense. There Is very lit
tle difference between this practice and
the actual attempt to work for somo
one else's Injury and downfall, which
Is the open way of showing vindictive
uess. The latter method Is something
barefacedly avowed by unscrupulous
men. They will boast of having put
"a thorn In side" of any one to whom
they object. Indeed, there nre peoplo
so peculiarly constituted that they can
not be opposed or thwarted In any way,
however legitimate, without feeling nt
once the desire personally to Injure
their opponent. These are the people
who are described, often without much
Implied rebuke, as "good haters." If
wu get at the bottom of the bate which
such people feel, It will as a rule be
found to be vulgar and selllsh vlndlc
tlveness. A man went to n great physician and
asked for a euro for mental depression,
a disease which Is very common and
Is better known ns "the blues." Now
this physician was very wise. He knew
that the blues means that persons cen
ter their minds on themselves. They
think of their own troubles, their debts,
their domestic and business cares, of n
thousand Irritating things that grow
like poisonous weeds the more they nre
nurtured In the mind. So this wise phy
sician wrote a prescription and ushered
the sober-faced one out. The depressed
man hastened to a drug store, for he
wuh exceedingly "blue," and there
handed the prescription to n clerk, re
marking gruflly, "fill that In a hurry."
The clerk read the prescription, and,
with a laugh, handed It back, and there
In plain Kugllsh was written: "Laugh
at least twenty times dally, and always
before retiring." This man of the blues
looked at the words dumbly for an In
stant, and then laughed, and as ho
laughed tho dull care that had been
resting like n cloud on his brain seemed
to grow lighter, and he laughed boiuo
more. Ho muttered something about
"clever trick," and left the store, and
on his way back to his ofllce he actually
whistled, something he hadn't done for
years. Pack at his desk, he buckled
down to work, still laughing. The
world seemed changed. From an In
dellnlte somewhere he had secured u
now stock of energy. Ho cracked a
Joko with the bead clerk ami Instead of
discharging a bungling employe, gave
hlu) some words of encouragement and
advice and another trial. He actually
enjoyed his lunch. The food tasted
good, and ho was hungry. Ho went
home with a laugh and didn't groan
about business worries nt the dinner
table. He told his wife of tho Inter
esting things that he had seen and
heard downtown that day, and when
she smiled at him from behind tho ten
urn he remembered that she was n very
handsome woman, and that he was a
lucky dog to get her. Ho glanced
through the evening paper, rend nloud
a little, romped with tho children
awhile, went to bed with n laugh, and
slept like a baby. Try It for the blues.
It Is a cure founded on science. Your
physician will tell you that laughter Is
exercise-that It stimulates digestion,
moves muscles by the dozen, quickens
the circulation of the blood, helps tho
liver, lie will tell you that persons
who laugh much seldom look their
years, for mirth Is an tuvlgorator, ns
well ns a health preserver. It Is a cure
worth trying.
Slio Wanted Hovciikc.
A certain noted pianist says that
whenever ho feels unduly elated by fa
vorable notices of his plnylut,', or by In
dividual compliments, ho calls to mtud
an occasion when his pride received u
fearful fall.
Ho had been a Kient with others at n
suburban house for two or three days.
Tho last oveiiltiK was it particularly
merry one, and at Its close some ono
hcKKfd hint to play a lluucurlau Ithaps
ody by Liszt.
"I've played two or three times," de
murred tho pianist, "and It's pretty
late. Don't you think 1 might disturb
tho neighbors?"
"I hope you will," announced tho
young daughter of the house, "for wo
aro perfectly suro they tried to poison
our cat last week. Nothing you could
do would bo worso than they deserve!"
Then her Ingenuous countenance was
suddenly overspread with blushes, and
tho company gave way to mirth.
Thn Worm Will Turn.
Tho housowlfo peeped Into tlio soup
kettle, says n German paper, then look
ed reproachfully at tho "lady help,"
"You've forgotten tho oulous again!"
sho said. "It seems to mo you can't
remember anything!"
"Uxcuso me, mndnm," returned the
maid, respectfully but firmly, "I know
nearly till of 'Kaust' by heart."
A girl iikes to listen to soft uotulugs
If they mean something.
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T
HE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BREWERY
AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop.
This weli-Vnnwn brewery It now turning out
tho bent llccr and Porter east ot the Cascades.
The latest appliances (or the manufacture of
(ood healthful Ilecr havu been Introduced, and
only the flrit-clasa article will bo placed on th
market.
East Second Street
THE DALLES, OR.
Z. F. MOODY
THE DALLES, OR.
General Forwarding
AND
Commission Merchant.
Offices and Warehouses at
RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS
Wool handling our specialty.
0 rain bought and sold.
The Regulator Line
The Dalles, Portland & Astoria
... NAVIGATION COMPANY ...
Through Freight
Passenger Line.
Dally Line of Steamers Between Portland,
Vancouver, Cascade Lock, Hood River
and All Points on the Washington Side.
The Btjamers Dalles City and Regulator losve
rorlland ovory morning (except Sunday) at 7
and ThcDalles at 8 A. St., arriving atdestiua
tlon In ample time for outgoing trains.
Frmlaht Raima Oramdy Radumod.
W. C. AM.AWAY, Gen. Agent,
Foot ot Court Street. Tho Dalles, Or.
-Columbia
-Brewery
Thm
Oalabratad
AUOUST BUCHLER, Propr.
Of the produot of this well-known brewery,
the United States Health Itoports for June 'J.
If00,saysi "A more superior brewneverentered
the labrainry of the United Btates Health Re
ports. It la absolutely devoid of the slightest
trace of adulteration, but on the other hand la
composed of tho best ot malt and choicest of
ops, us ion io qualities aro or the nlgbtst, and
It can be used with the greatest benaflt and
satisfaction by old and young. Its use oWcon
clentlously be prescribed by the physicians,
with the certainty that a better, purer or mora
wholesome beverago could not possibly be
found."
Caat Saeond Ml., THE DALLES, Off.
I
Willi Willi, Wish., Advertising.
McBride Bros.
LIVERY STABLE.
Rubber Tired Hacks a Specialty. Baggage
Wagons.
WALLA 'WALLA, WASH.
Telephone 66. 124 E. Main St.
HOTEL DACRES
S. SIMON, Proprietor.
Formerly SilllOn House. .
Ratesi $2.50 to $3.00.
WALLA WALLA, WASH.
GILBERT HUNT CO.
Machine Shop and Foundry
Willi Willi, Washington.
Manufacturers of PRIDE OF WASHING
TON Threshers, Self Feeders, Drap- '
ers and Machine Extlres of
Every Description.
REPAIR WORK A SPECIALTY.
Catalogue Free.
City Chop House and Restaurant
A. A. UAFLE.NGEIt A CO., Props.
Open day and night. Private Rooms for Lad
lea. Luuchea put up for Travelers.
II Third BU North, bet. Ankeny and Burnilde
PORTLAND. OKEOON.
FIh Fiiriliii. Rooms Refreshmits
- Cuba Cafe -
ROBERT SCHULZE, Propr.
ED. WHITEHEAD, Mgr.
83-84 Fourth Straat,
Opp. Chamber of Coiumetce,
PORTLAND OS I
MONTANA 'ADVERTISEMENTS.
CLOTHES THAT WEAR
and are fit to wear, bear our label,
Barbers' Coats,
Walters' Jackets
and Aprons
Oans & Klein,
HELENA AND BUTTE, MONTANA.
HERRMANN & CO.
Furniture and Carpets,
S01'203 Broadway.
Undertakers and Embalmers,
129 Broadway,
Tolrplinno 240. IIKLKNA, MONT,
KessEer
Brewery...
BREWERS AND BOTTLERS
Of Hlgh-Gradu Beers,
Holena, - - Montana
CAM. AT TIIK
sf . otJ. n
raahs
roil Yovn
We hnvo nil tho latent styles In Mounts.
jiring j our ixouiik worn mm goi prices.
IV CI I F?D l-''?! H Mfiltl Ntrnnt.
iCUL.QI op. P.O. Ilulenn, Mont.
WEST COAST OYSTER CO.
Importer, l'lnnlcrs it Dealers In
.Eastern and Paoifio Coast Oysters.
142 llllh HI., Opposite F.xposltlon llltlg.
llrnnch of Darboo it Immel Oyster Co., Union
Fqnnro Mnrkct, Hun Franclc, t'nl. Oyster
Urdu, Fun Francisco Hay and Oystervllle.Hlionl
water Hay Oregon Phono South -JSlj Colum
bia I'honc CIS. Free Dvlhcry,
..THE BROOKE DRUG CO..
Prescriptions Accurately and Care
fully Compounded.
Telephones Columbia 760, Oregon Red 1841
Prescription - Druggists
67 North Third Stroot
PORTLAND - - OREGON
SPRANQER'S ARCADE
30, 3a, 34 North Sixth Street,
Corner Couch.
...BILLIARDS AND POOL...
Ladles' and Gents' Rending Room
n. H. SPRANOOR, Prop.
Oregon Thane Main 731. Columbia I'honc 754
Portland, Oregon.
Bane and Omnibus Transfer
mmmliVmr-mrt Wmmm
Odlce B. W, Cor. Fourth anil Btark His.
Telephone 639. 1'OHTI.ANI), OltKUON.
Exchange Your Checks With Messenger
on Trains and Order Carriages or Coupes.
jlii(fK.'0 checked nt real
denco to nny deatination.
Rrauch Unices: Hotel Portland; United
Carrlngu Co., Povi'iith and Taylor.
L. H. ADAA1S, Mgr.
"THE PINE"
366 Pine Street, Between
Third nnd Fourth...
CHAS. BAUMQARTEN, Prop.
Choice Wines,
Liquors nnd Cigars.
M
JJ
Family Rooms.
Arthur Dm Marshall.
Rmal Emtmtm
and Mortgage Loan
Farms anil Timber Lands
Imvaatmanta madm mitaJ property
tmndlmd tor smmi rmaldmnta.
aai-2 Thlrdtt. Portland, Orm&m.
Ask Your Dealer For
MARK.
Js -
muteshuats
Nnenra
BY RAIL AND TTATKR.
A STORIA & COLUMBIA
Ti Sight Passenger Ins Doll)
WITH
THROUGH PARLOR CARS
DETWLEN
Portland, Astoria Seaside
Leaves
For Maygers. Rain.
Icr, Ulatskan lo
Wentport, Clifton,
Astoria, Warren,
ton, Flavel, dear
hart 1'arlt and Sea
side. Astoria & Seashore
Express Daily.
Astoria Express
Dally.
Arrives
Union Dopot
rortland
Union Depot
roruanu
8:00 a.m.
11:10 a.m.
9:40 p. m.
fl:Mp. m.
(2:30 p.m.
Dally except Saturday.
(Saturday only.
Ticket office, 255 Morrison street, and Union
icput, i'ortland.
J. C. MAYO,
Gen. Pass. Agent, Astoria, Or.
SHAVER TRANSPORTATION GO.
STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER,
Wilt leavo Tortland. foot of Washington 8t.,
fiunday, Tuesday and Thursday evening at 6
o'clock, for Panvlcs Island, St. Helens, Caplus,
Deer Island, Martins, Kalama, Ncer City,
Hauler, Mt. Collin, Mayjjer, Stella, Oak Tolnt,
Frecmans, Mauzanlllo,Clatskanle and all way
landing.
"BEST OF EVERYTHING"-
In a word this tells of the pas
senger service via
1 NORTHWESTERN LI
Stght Tralna Dally between Ht. raul and
Chicago, comprising
Thn T.atoat I'iiIIiiikii Hleeper.
jefrifii limine vara,
Llbritrjr niicf Observation Cars,
free Iteollnlns; Chair Cart.
TUB TWKNTIETH CKNTURY TRAIN
"THE NORTHWESTERN LIMITED"
Runs Every Day of the Year.
The Finest Train in the World
Electric Lighted Steam Heated ,
TO CHICAGO BY DAYIJOUt.
The Tladger fitate Kx press, the finest Day Train
uuuuiiiK ueiwucu oi. ram ana uiucngo via
the Mhort Line. Connections from the
west raaao via.
The Northern PaclDc,
Great Northern and
Canadian Pacific Railways
This Is also the best line between Omaha, Bt
Paul and Minneapolis.
All Agents sell Tickets via "The Northwest
ern Unc."
V. H. MEAD, General Agent.
H. L. SISLER, T. A.
148 Aider Straet, Portland, Or.
BEST LJINE
TO
St. Pan), Minneapolis, Dnlnth, Chicago,
AND ALL POINTS EAST.
Through Palace and Tourist Sleepers, Dining
Cars (meals a la carte), Iludet, Smoking, Library
Cars.
For tickets and full Information regarding
Eastern trip, call at city ticket tlfflce, Vil Tlilr
11 at city ucxet tmce, vz.
A. II. C. UENNISTON.
street. A. II. C. UENNISTON.
City Pass, and Ticket Agent.
.THE REGULATOR LINE..
Tho Dallam,
Portland A Astoria
Navigation Oa.
COLUMBIA RTVER SCENERY.
STKAMKKS
Dalles City and Regulator
w5 COLUMBIA RIVERAS'
BETWEUt
Portland, Cascade Locks,
Hood River and The Dalles.
For Information call on or address
M. V. HARRISON, Agent,
Oak Street lsovk. 1'tUtTL.A.M), OK.
Oregon Fono 911. Col. Fone 49J.
Or W. C ALLAWAY, GenL Agt.,
Tha UalUa, Or.
r. J. bUITU, Trar. Ag
BARRJ0TEL
European and American Plan.
Furnished in First-Class Style.
Nswbos,Bswlyfir3!shs!. two Hocks from
Union dtpot Jill the modern Improvemsnts,
rs-prool, hot sad cold water, centrally 1
Mat, 91 and $1.25 a Day.
Meal Xc, Bath.
0r. Slztk asi ltAi, P.rUaaC
PHpS&SBSsMPJvl
11T KAIL AND WATKB.
WEHTjfl
eVo JSWo e o
OREGON
Short line
and union Pacific
DEMBT
TIME SCHEDULES
Portland. Or.
Anntvi
Chicago
I'ortland
Special
0:t0a. ra.
via
Huntington.
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Wortli.Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Lotiis,Chlcagound
East.
4:30 p.m.
At'antlo
Express
8:60 p.m.
via
Huntington.
Walla Walla fowls,
ton, Spokane, Min
neapolis, Bt. I'riiI,
Dnlntli. Mllwatv
kee.ChlcagOikEait
8: 10 a. m.
St. raul
Taut Mall
0:15 p. rn.
via
Spokane
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Wortli.Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Louls.Cnlcagoaud
East.
7:00a.m.
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE t
VltOH PORTLAND.
ISO p.m.
All sailing datei
subject to change
For Fan Francisco
bail every ft days.
4:00 p. m.
Dally
Ex. Sunday
tcliup.m.
Saturday
)u:tf) p. m.
Columbia Rltsr
Slsamtrs.
To Astoria and Way
Landings.
4.00 p.m.
Kx. Sunday
C:t5a.ni.
Mon., Wed.
and Krl.
Wlllsmsll Rltsr.
Water permitting.
Oregon City, New
burg, SlllOlll, Ituto
tieudcnre, Cnrval.
lis and Way Land
ings. 4:30 p.m.
Kx, Sunday
7:00 a.m.
Tues., Thur.
aiidtjat.
rVlllamslls and Yarn.
hill Hints.
Water permitting.
Oregon City, Day
tou,.t Way Laud'
lugs.
3:30 p. in.
Mini., Wod.
ami Frl.
I.v. Ulparla
4:05 a. in.
Pally except
Mouday.
Snike River.
Lv.Lowlsloii
7:00 a. m.
Dally except
Monday.
Ulparla to Lewlslon
A. L. CRAIQ,
General l'assenger Agont, I'ortland, Or.
V. A. BCIIII.LINO. City Ticket Agent.
Third and Washington Streots.
SOUTH AND EAST
VIA
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
m
Trains leave Drain for Tortland and war
stations at l'.':UI p. 111. and 1:23 a. m.
Leave Portland 8::0 A. if. 8:30 P. M:
' Drain 3:A p. M. 2:ft3 A. M
Arrive Ashland Vi:tA A. M. 12:35 p. M.
' Sacramento 6:10 P. jf. 6:00 A. M
" San Francisco 7:45 P. M. 8:45 A. M.
Arrive Ogdeu 4:M a. M. 7:00 A. &
" Denver w:30A. M. 9:15 P.M.
Kansas City 7:25 A.M. 7:25 A.M.
" Chicago.... 7M2 A.M. 8:30 P.M.
Arrive lis Angeles 2:odPTT 8:05 A.M.
" El Paso 6:00 P. M, B:00 P. M.
Fort Worth. (1:30 A. M. S:S0 A. M.
City of Meiico....U:S0 A. M. 11:30 A. M.
' Houston ....7.110 A.M. 7:00 A.M.
" Now Orleans 6:30 P. M. fiiM P. M.
' Washington 0:t2 a, M. 6:42 a. M.
" New York 12:10 P. M. U:lo P. M.
Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains.
Chair cars fcacrameuto to Ogden and F.l Paso,
and Tourist .cars to Chicago, St. Louis, Nevr
Orleans and Washington.
Connecting at San Francisco with theseveral
!,,;r,m,1'l!'"Ii.e for Honolulu. Japan. China,
Phlllpiuncs, Central and South America.
See agent at Drain station or aadress
R.B. MILLER, G. P. A.,
Portland, Orogon.
WHITE COLLAR LINE
Portland -Astoria Route
STEAMER "BAILEY GATZERT"
Dally round trips except 8unday.
Tlmm Card.
Leave Portland...
Leave Astoria
..7 A. M
-7 P. M
(,
The Dalles-Portland Route
STEAMER "TAHOMA."
Between Portland, The Dalles and
Way Points,
Tlmm Card.
Lave rortland Tues. Tburs. and Sat. 7 A. M
Arrive The Dal rs, same day . k? t
Leave The Dalles. Sun. Wed and FrT.T 7 A M
Arrive Portland, same day;.!.!.";.::::. 4 P. It
gmjTM route has thegrandest scenlo attrac
lions on earth.
Landing: Foot of Alder 8t.. Portland. Oregon.
Doth 'phones Main 35L
JOHN M. FILLOON. Agt.. The Dalle.
A. J. TAYLOR, Agt., A?torla7
J. O. VATT, A at.. Vancouver.
WOLFORD A WVKR, Agts., White flalmon.
PRATHER & BAUNEd, Agtl, HoodlllVer
B. W. CKIC11TON. Agt..' Portland. K,Ver-
THE MOUSE FURNISHING CO.
(Incorporated.)
Manufacturers ot
Woven Wire Mattresses.
,,n"'Jilort.lr' HuK' Ueo Curtains.
8bades. Furniture, Wall Paper, Picture
Frame, Mattresses. Ueddlng"
UHdertaklngand embalmlna specialty
uteres at Albany and Salem, Ore.
Factory at Albany, Ore.
Maaoaic Temple, Albany, Oazaow.
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