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2 THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, JULY 6, 1910 TRY A MANHATTAN SHIRT next time. You will want no other kind after you try one of these $1.50 to $2.50 each. THE PARIS FAIR You Get the Best Values at this Store A NEW SH1PHENT OF TRUNKS just in. We can save you money on your TRUNK purchase. :::::::::::::: .At"- Cprngbl igOQ br Htn Schaffner & Mars CLEAN-UP SALE OF SUMMER SUITS Perhaps you have never tried one of HART, SCHAFFNER & MARX SUITS to see what big values they contained. If you never have, now is a good time to start in, when we are offering them at a GOOD SUBSTANTIAL REDUCTION from our already low price. We are closing out our Summer Styles, to make room for our Fall Stock, and you can now buy our $18.00 Suits for $15.00 $20.00 Suits for 6.50 $22.00 Suits for $17.75 5r r9 ZWJQ SrJff T5P- TJe-HypUSU Other Makes of 1910 Styles and Patterns Our $16.50 Suits for $11.75 Our $15.00 Suits for $11.50 Our $12.00 Suits for $ 9.50 Our $10.00 Suits for $ 8.50 Our$ 8.00 Suits for $ 7.00 BOYS SUITS Summer weight, with knickerbocker and plain pants, at GOOD REDUCTIONS. Boys extra pants, all ages and grades, plain knee. The biggest kind of values at the prices they are going at their Regular Value Men's Summer Underwear Broken lots that we are anxious to clean up on. Men's fine Balbriggan Under wear, blue, ecru and pink; about all sizes. Big values at 50c a suit. Special to clean up on this gar ment 1 9c SPECIAL Men's fancy Balbriggan Under wear, worth 50c and COc a gar ment; black and white, mixed and plain colors. Special, the garment 35c if JLujcuriant Fluffy Hair Nature will provide the beautiful hair you have longed for. All you need to do is simply to keep your scalp perfect ly clean and healthy by using Clarke9 s Shampoo Jelly It means clean hair, a perfectly clean and healthy scalp, and best of all a chance for nature to work, so a strong growth of manageable hair is the result Uje ClarKe's Shampoo Jelly, 25c CHAS. ilf. CLARKE GLACIER PHARMACY Hood River :: :: Oregon THE TURNING POINT. In all lives, the highest and hum blest, there is a crisis in the forma lion of character and in the vent of disposition. It comes from many -sources and from some which on the surface are apparently trivial. It may be a book, a speech, a ser mon, a great misfortune or a burst of prosperity. But the result is the same a sudden revelation to oui selves of our secret purpose and recognition of our perhaps long shadowed but now masterful convictions. The Limitation of Science. Johnny was sent to study matbcmat tea, and tbe teacher told Dim tbat It was true aclence. "For Instance," abe aatd, "If It takes on man twelve days to build bouse, then twelve men can build It In one day." Johnny replied: "And 288 men will build It In an hour, 17,280 In a minute, 1,036,800 men will put It up In a sec ond. Now, I don't believe they could build Ten a single brick In tbat time. A sain. If one ship can cross tbe Atlan tic In twelve days, twelve ships should be able to cross It tn one day. I don't believe that either, ao I'm not going to study mathematics." And Johnny left the teacher studying It herself. Ex change. Defining an Art Patron. "If your husband fo very fond of artr "Art! lie doesn't know a Raphael from a haircut" "Why, 1 understood him to say that be waa an art patron." "Patron! Tbat man wouldn't trade club sandwich for a Bouguereau! What doea be mean by calllDg himself an art patron V "Why. be aays It costs him ten thousand a year to pay for tbe bogus masters tbe smooth dealers coax you to bay and tbat maket blra ao art patron."-Cleveland I'laln Dealer. Ths Sllt'Ontr. "Stationery" bus eij luuiOKlouily as much to do wlili Mtiimliuj; u Ims "sta llouury. J tie oninui I lum-i-s. or stutluQuril, were soi-nllt-d Ini-iime thry sold t Ijc-tr books un u or "ta tlons" Id London romul iihoul old SI. Paul's ratticdrul. In Nome cast's npiinl tbe walls of the -a I ln-drn I Iiwlf. Th H is one of many iruiJrs I he uumert ot wbicb bare do (J i rift allusion to tbe corurnodlili-s sold, (Jrw-ers," for In- Hanre, were so railed Hi tier Imh-h iip tbey sold "en gMt," wholesale, or le cause tbey were pnerossor.'' monop ollaers. I-ondon Chronicle. Saving. Tbe .true bnsls of economics Is that laid down by Mr. Mlcawber. If you spend sixpence n year more than your Income, you are miserable; If sixpence less, the result In happiness. This Is entirely toe simple for most persona. They run Into debt gleefully anil have a hard time Kcttlng out. If there were a modern Hen Kraoklln who could wield the proportionate Influence that the sage did In bis own day. tie would be the greatest of Americans. Spend lesM than you earn and buy nothing because It Is cheap -Rxchantre. How to 80 Under Watsr. A lens for seeing under water Is de scribed as producing an effect which Is both astonishing and delightful. It gives distinct vision to objects from twenty to thirty feet below the sur face which are usually out of ordinary eye range. Tbe eye's loss of extending vision when under water Is owing to the fact tbat sn entirely different focus Is required. Tbe spectacles which can adjust this focus are made by putting two watch crystals bark to back or with the concavities outward. Try It and be surprised Not at All Angry. Dorothy-I'm afraid papa was angry wbeu you asked bim for me, wasn't be. Jack, dear? Jack-Not at all. Us akLed It 1 knew auy more respectable young men who would be" likely to marry your Ave sisters If properly coaxed. Copy for advertisements should be In the office by Monday morning. PLEASANT AT FIRST. But the New Arrival Realized at Last Just Whtrt Sho Was. A modern lady died and went to hades. Ills majesty met her deferen tially at tbe gate. "Will It be possible for me to secure an establishment here?" she said. "Certainly, madam." "In a desirable location?" "I think so." "I don't care to be near the riffraff, and I should like to be sure to get BUltable servants." "You should experience no difficulty There are several good agencies." "I could give dinner parties when I liked?" "Dear me, yes." "And make a splurge at it?" "Ob, certainly." "I should expect to spend my sum mers abroad." "Quite right, lleturn tickets free." "You have operas?" "Several, devoted to tbe haut ton." The lady lifted her lorgnette. She smiled slightly. "Do you kuow," she eald, "1 am agreeably surprised. I was afraid this place was not kept up to conform to the best staudards. It troubled me to think I might possibly have to asso ciate with my inferiors. I am glad to see tbat you have such sense of the fitness of thli4. I am very glad to have renewed our brief acquaintance made on esrt!i, and I will trouble you to see that my arrival Is chronicled In the society columns of the papers." His majesty bowed respectfully. "Sorry, madam, but that will be Im possible." She gazed at hi in haughtily. "How Is that?" she asked sternly. "There are no papers here; there are no society columns. No matter what you are doing, the public Is In absolute ignorance of it." And, sinking back, she muttered soft, ly to herself: "This is Indeed helll"-Life. A PLEAsInt" REMARK. It Was the Only On ths Crank Mad During th Gams, At a whist club In Itrooklyn was an ld fellow who enjoyed the reputation of being a great crank, and bis an imadversions against his partners were so severe and Ills manners generally o bad that It was rare. Indeed, tbat be could get any one to play with him. One night, however, a man happen ed In from the west, and the avoided one promptly assailed bim with a re quest to "sit In." The western man was about to comply when he was juietly taken aside by one of the mem bers of the club, who told him the reputation of the crank. "I don't care," he said. "I can stand it, I guess." At the end of the evening he was ipproached once more by the curious member. "Well," said the member, "how did you manage?" "First rate." "Didn't he Insult you?" "Why, no." "Didn't he browbeat you?" "Not nt all." "Didn't he say anything?" "Nothing special. He only spoke snce during the whole course of the ga me." "What did he say then?" "Why, I didn't get the cards out right In the last round, and be looked aver at me very pleasantly and said, 'Why, you can't even deal, can you?" Ufe. A Tory's "Tip." A good story Is told of the times of the first reform bill In England, when the popular cry was "The bill, the whole bill and nothing but the bill." (n those days the various bostelrles tlong the coaching roads were patron ized according to the political leanings of tbe landlord. One night Tory ar rived, a certain Inn and found to MORAL COURAGE. Moral courage is more worth having than physical courage. It is more worth having not only be cause it is a higher virtue, but be cause the demand for it is more con stant. Physical courage is a virtue which is almost always put away in the lumber room. Moral cour age is a virtue thai is wanted day by day. Charles Buxton. Lottorits. Lotteries are almost as old as his tory Itself. It Is certain tbat tbey were known to tbe Greeks and Ro mans, and tbe custom descended, through Italy, to modern times. In tbe Italian republics of tbe sixteenth cen tury tbe lottery principle was applied to encourage the sale of merchandise, tbe lotto of Florence and that of Ven ice being well known. Tbe first lot teries In France were licensed In 1C50 by Francis I. In England the earliest lotteries sanctioned by tbe government were for such purposes aa tbe repair of harbors and docks, about 15C9. By tbe Virginia company of 1612 tbe lot tery was brought to America. New York American. Boy's Apt Roply. "One of the prettiest compliments I have ever bad paid to me." said Mme. Melba, "was at one of the smaller Aus trallan tons-Mounl Morgan byname. Two tittle boys were unable to gain admission to tbe ball, and I let them come In and sit behind the orchestra. At tbe end of tbe concert I told them that tbey owed me a guinea apiece. Tbe older of the two rose to bis feet, saluted, and said: 'Madame, we owe you much more than that.' Don't you think tbat was a great compliment?" aatd Mme. Melba. Hatmaking. Tbe history of hatmaking In tbe United States datea back to very early colonial days. In 1CG2 tbe assembly of Virginia enacted a law offering ten pounds of tobacco for every good wool or fur bat made in tbe colony. Delaware in 1753 offered a prize of 40 shillings for the neatest and best bat manufactured In tbe lower coun ties. Soon after tbe close of the Inv olution the manufacture of bats bad become of great Importance In Fenn ylvanla, and from tbat time tbe In dustry has continued to flourish. Woodon Watsr Tanks. Cypress water tanks have been known to last for a quarter of a cen tury and white pine ones two decades. Misunderstanding. "lie's Argus eyed." "Cao't an oculist help him?" New York Press. oa its. Tbe average number of gales tbat sweep tbe world In a year Is about sixty-six. Well Drilling: Quick Successful Satisfactory DONE WITH A STAR WELL DRILLING OUTFIT FOR PARTICULARS ADDRESS APPLE LAND & ORCHARD COMPANY HOOD RIVER, OREGON Offict, No. 9 Osk Street Phonts. 26 sr 2002 -X White :: River :: Flour Makes Whiter, Lighter Bread ASK YOUR GROCER Little White Salmon Valley 120 tcres on the White Salmon river, five miles from the Columbia; 500 one-year-old trees, 40 acres improved, 12 acres under plow, 50 acres brush land, fine stream of water through place, east side of valley-all good soil, no waste. Owner will sell at a sacrifice if taken at once. See owner through Van Vorst WelU While .Salmon, Wash. FASHION STABLES STRANAHAN & RATHBUN Livery, Feed and Draying Horses Bought, Sold or Exchanged. Pleasure parties can secure first class rigs. Special at tention given to moving furniture and pi anos. Everything done that horses can do Hood River Oregon J i a ivrK i.,m;- . ' Gvery man ikes Kis Wife to be admired. Why not adorn yours with one of our Handsome Necklaces or a pretty Locket and Chain? Our Jewelry is first of all Reliable. Its beauty you can judge for yourself. Its quality we guarantee. HOOD RIVER'S JEWELER Opposite Butler Bank OPEN EVENINQS In Brosius Block