The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, December 29, 1927, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextT ill*; T R IB U N E , T U F NT. R, O R E G O N U fe ** » M M King’s Mate By Rosita Fortes ( '» p r illili lip Nufeiife ru rb M W NU » • » * !. • •TO RY FROM THi ST ART KoMinarp Cr*»ftnn Is visillo* (hs fovsrnor's |i«lacs In K»s. Murooro, with hsr sunt. Trs*nr(nn A Frsnobnian, Us Vrlsa. liinkns loVS to Imr lls tslls t»• r of U t K « i«l. s ■ f l U r l t l l parson In lha ssrvlos of ths sultan Itossinnry rspulssa l>s Vrlss* lo vs, Nsit morning, whlls riditi*, aha la thrown from hsr horas and 'andar *d unmnirlous Hhs Is rra«-ii»d l»f ItlfT lilU«-*- nisn and masts ths Kald. who turns out to hs an KtiHlIahtnan Ths Knld says It would Jsnpar* dlss his ( rum to return hsr to Fen Peto, an Australian, and /.ailfa, a servant, aro assigned to cars for hsr. CH APTER III— Continued All day Hoactniiry sutt In It»«« enve. With nothing to occupy her, her thought* revolved like it mill wheel miahlug her hrnltt M v o e fl them. |ty nflertio ui aim hud * heudnclm nnd would have l>een glud to tnlk even to Pete, who brought Iter bl! the cutup «»tilfit either he or hi* chief mirror, soup, hlnnket*, n buttered twi«!n, hut the Atistrnllnn was motto* a> liable. When he couldn't answer n Question he grun(«*d. Ily sunset she was rxnaperntsd he yottd endurance. “ I shall have to Wte my nails nr cry, or go out.** she told herself, with an attempt at humor. it nee mar y climbed a little way up the hill, ant on it bowlder, nud stared nrroas the tumult of till la hviow. The sky wna molten tn the crucible Flumes rippled ncros* it, touring at the edges of bunked cloud*. **Rather Jolly, Isn't ItT** aald a voice, nnd the girl h»ok«*d up to *«*> the Knld atnmilng above her. 11« came down with the agility o f a gout **1K> y >u mind If I amok«* one o f our few ainiiaettic lit« V lie hud washed off several layer« of dust and brush«»«! the straight wiry hrown hair which raslated every effort tn mnke It h»ok anything hut a mat. With even so much return to the nor tual as|»ect of mankind a* she knew It. Itosemnry was Intrigued. She voiced her curioalty, “ How did you get mixed up with these people?** "My life history for yours, eh? Well, It's simple. I’ve got no people to wor ry about me. The war upset things, made life pretty Hat Hunting and shooting were no *|»ort after the Yprr* salient, so I got Into the foreign le gion «l|d « bit of desert work. It gets hold o f you, you know, hut my sym pathy was generally on the aide of the enemy. So I bought my discharge and went shooting In the mountains. I met Ahd el Krlm by chance, a good fellow, hut not up to dnte enough for the stunt he'* running. He asked me If I’d like tn organise tills show for him; he has tupping fighting material, only wnnfs a little modem strntegy.** “ Which you supply,** luterpoaod the girl «Urn yes, I'm going to s « m » It through There's an awful hunch of dagoes round headquarters. It’s rath er s|»ort apoettlng their game. They’d sell us all nnd their own mothers. If they weren't an frightened for their skin*. The lllff'n never been eon* quered. nnd It Isn’t going to 1*» now If I cun help It.'* “ ! see. You’d sacrifice everything for that." “ Mot much sacrifice— It’a a great gn me.** “ For you,“ said Itosemnry, and re pented the words a little forlornly, though that was the last thing she wished to appear. The man looked at her sharply. For the first time It dawned on him that she was young nnd n girl In a rotten hole, ns he put It. lie wns struck, not by the flrmn«»** nnd fineness of line which had characterised Rose mary for !>o Vries, hut by her help- h'SHtiess. She shivered In the rising wind, nnd her «'otnpitnlon wanted, suddenly, to wrap something, any thing, round her. “ I any. It’a rotten luck on y«»u." “ It lal Your fault 1" retorted Rose mary, obdurate. “ I wish It wn*. You wouldn't lx» here long If I could help I t " “Can’t you?" The girl made a last appeal, clinging to his ami, almost shaking R In her vehemence. “ You know I can’t “ In silence they climbed down to the caves. “ I*x»k here, I’ll glvo you Pete,“ said the Kald. feeling, like his one time o r «lerly, the need of making some obla tion. "You can start for the village tomorrow. I've sent a messenger al ready to got hold of a house. Pete'll go with yon and you're nil right. Yon can trust him—up to the hilt.“ ilosemnry’s eyes widened. "Aren't you going hack?“ "Not for a bit. I've got a Job In nn other direction.“ Il<* dropped the cur tain and Rosemary, listening to his retreating footsteps, felt that her last link with the old commonplace life wns severed. Two days later Rosemary and Pete, with a guard of a doten saturnine mountaineers, approached the village o f Telehdl. Tt was a collection of two atorl««d square huta, haftlly large enough to ho called houses, though a«>rne of them hnd several rooms. A number of women nr. *, children ran to their doors ns the cavalcade clattered through the single street. A few men. dark skinned, wllh hawk features, turned to look after them. "Ul*mjltah, has the Kald brought a wife at lastr smiled a stalwart youth, shifting the sling of hi* rifle. “ It la time,“ returned lleiiebbhe, the village headman, “ but Id* mind Is full of war nnd politic*. Them I* not place In It for women “ “ Rhe Is white, and of hi* own race,“ ejaculated n third, “ lie ha* never cared for our women." At that moment a tall, I« mmmi Jointed figure nunc swinging down the street. “The Npaidard 1" muttered the vil lager*. Hud were *ll«i»t a* the uitt.i greeted them. “ H*lnnm nlelkum.“ There was n frown, tor no Moslem likes to receive this religious greeting from a Christian, Juan Mnrteugo was n Itasqiie from the Pyrenes, but, for thirty yeum, b* bad culled no country home. Ills dual gods were money und woipett. He hud the typical ctiuriigu of th«« l.ufln, hot In realisation, cold In anticipation. At moment*, when lie could forget the pusslon* and the failure* of years, he was charming. Ills smile Ironed out the lines graven by ruw pleasure, and still cruder labor, and In nplte of every kind of fight with Ilf««, wllh sense, with whst little he had once known of honor, he could speak with conviction on such auhje«-ts aa rifles and horses as well, of courac, ns of love affairs I This was the Individual who arrived at the door of th«* Raid's guest house, scarcely half nn hour after Rosemary, reluctantly, hnd entered It. She was seated on n rope «MJttrh, covered with the headman's Iwmt car pet She hud taken off her lint nnd ruffled her hair Into n mop. Under It her eye* were sun gilt pools, reflect ing a gamut of bewilderment. The Hpnnlurd caught his breath on th«« threshold This was not at nil the sort of wotunn he hnd expected. "I beg your pardon. I heard there was a si ranger here. I came to offer my s««rv|cea In the absence o f Weetwyn.“ “ Who Is WestwynF’ ashed Rose- many, Ignoring (he rest, “ I-«»n't you know the Kuld? I thought he sent you here.“ “Oh, I *«*»." Rosemary wasn't giv ing anything away. She remembered A “ Rathar Jolly, Isn't It?“ Said a Volca, and tha Qirl Looked Up to See tha Kald Standing Above Har. the ICnglUhman's remark about the dago* at headquarters. “ At least you will let me do any thing I can for you. Who I* looking after you?“ A faint smile curved the girl’s lip*. The apparent pliability of her visitor was encouraging after her racort’a grunts and Westwyn’s unapproach- ubieties*. “Thank you,” ahe replied. *Trte— I don’t know hi* other name — has gone to procure food and water, chiefly the latter. I haven’t had a hath for ages, I can’t remember bow many days or year* It I* since 1 left i CTO UK C O N TIN U E D .) Moroccan Town W ell C alled City of Blind Bllndno*.., In Uarrakech (Morocco), Is n woefully prevalent nlllietlon. Score, of slghtli'HH boggars line the slrvcta, iHiuat In the market places ami thread tlielr way wllh uncuntiy uaaiiranee through the mure, of the souks. More often limn not there nre two of them together nnd In tunny cnaet they make their appeal for alma In group, of from four to a down. With or without n crude mualcnl In- atrument or two, they chunt Incee- anntly their plena to the paaaer-by, conjuring him In the name of Allah to r*mre Ida copper, wllh Ida brethren who cunnot acc. Hour after hour tlila hoarae chnntliig goea on, rhythmical- ly, puntlngly, uncenalngly—until It la n wonder that Hie rasping vocal corda do not fray out like nn old ahoe- atrlr.g nud refuse further service. In his tour of the amiks the visi tor In led through a colorful arende given over to denier. In the bright- lined corda from which the Arabs aua- pend their poiiclica and daggers. A llllle beyond the end of tlda covered pmumgeway he la permitted to look lit, but not enter, the mosque anil annetiinry of Sldt Del Ahhna, tlie en virons of which nre peopled almfiat exclusively by the blind. OflU-lnl fig ure, are lacking, yet It '.nuy he enld tlmt the number o ' these unfortiinntes la eatlninted not In hundred, hut In thousands. II, t). Wells once wrote a fiintnay called “The Country of the llllnd." Here la n City of the llllnd In pitiful reality, with Sldl ltd Ahhna aa Its patron aulut.—llandsh Mcl.au reu lu "What About North Africa." India’» Holt Fettival At the time of the vernal equinox, on the night of the full moon, the popular lloll Festival la celebrated hy the Hindu, of India. The ceremonlen, lasting for three days, are derived from the anelent spring festival. This festival, originally a solemn religious rite, hna degenerated and la now known aa the Saturnalia of Indln. ttonflrea are lit nrotind the temples and aaerltleea nre made to the gnda. lied powder called kiinkuma la thrown about, ns Occidentals throw confetti, nnd the clothing of the |>coplc hccoutes covered wllh U. What’s the f Answer------ Storm§ Directly Due to Forest Destruction T h e K itc k e n Trees are lightning rods, and the In creasingly bud weather la due to the destruction of forests, says Edouard llrunly, France's grand old man of wireless. Qu 0 »tion§ No. 25 “ If there are no longer seasons," he (ft. M il. W v a t u r»?vat/«i*r Uslen » jay a, "deforestation Is the principal. If I- How fur from the mouth o f the Oh, there's no aa# tn fretting. Ws I Indeed, also, not the sole cause. Mississippi Is New Orleans? *!! with csres sr* vried. Hut there's lots of fun In living •Trees on the heights, with their 3- Who was the founder of Rhode lust to ses whst happen* nest. | pointed tips toward heaven and their Ub.M*«V*l — Florence L> sy. j roots deep In (he damp ground, are B What was the earliest weapon nothing less than so many lightning SANDWICHES us««d b y iiiii u? rods, constantly discharging Into the 4- Who la tha champion automo I earth the atmospheric electricity and A list of anndwlch Oiling In tome j thereby preventing Its accumulation bile «fVlver? convenient place Is a grant comfort. SUPPORT I In the clouds, an accumulation that O n « m a y f i nd t Who has generally been consid many possibilities ered the foreiiuHit American lnnd»<u|M» This amusing wedding Incident lk j would cause terrible storms. In wood with the food at related: Among the attendant flower ed districts there was calm, but now pelnter? hand, which oth girls was the small niece of the bride. that the woods are being cut down •V -What French city la the leading erwlse would be She loved her Aunt Frances and there are constant hard storms." silk manufacturing Hty? The need for protecting trees la well overlooked. thought everything she did was Just T— What Kngllsli writer of p«»etry I S a lm o n S a n d rlgbL The mlnlater had put the ques recognized and the French government and romance wns also a decorative wlchss. — C h o p tion, "Do you take this man to he your proposes to spend some money In that artist and designer of furniture, tap- I direction, but meantime owners of for one can of salmon j wedded husband?" setrlea and type? ests say heavy taxes oblige them to very One, add an " I do," said ths bride. R WluR and when wna the flrat equal amount of mayonnaise, and three " I do, too. Aunt Fraucey,’ piped up cut wood to get Income. newspaper published In America? tnbleapoohfuls of chopped capers. the small flower girl, loyally. 0 What other office doea the vice Spread bread, lay on a piece of let Black Bear Gett Hit president hold hesldea the vice preal- tuce leaf and cover with the aalroon Ju*t to Oblige Annual “Honey Spree ” dency? mixture. Cover with a slice of but A botanist bad Just discovered a new There Is a famous black bear of 10—What la the diameter of the lered bread. plant and asked his wife what he the Rocky mountains that comes moon ? Pineapple 8andwlchaa.—Take some should call It The lady was deep tn I I — What general wna known aa finely chopped pineapple drulued from a cross word puzzle. “ Call It Sprzo- I down out of his winter hibernating den on a "hooey spree" every spring the Juice Spread bread with butler, j phanx." « I d she. "Old Fuaa and Feafhera"? when be beare the caretakers getting lay on a leuf of lettuce, spread with "Why on earth should 1 do that?" 12— What la rubber? ready to open Many Glacier hotel In mayonnaise, then sprinkle with the he asked In amazement 1$— Who ta the world’a amateur Glacier National park tm the summer pineapple. Cover wllh a slice of hut “ Because that Is the word I want skating champion. tourists. Two years ago he went ram tered bread and cut Into strips. ! to flnlsh this puzzle." she replied.— pant on his annual "periodical,” broke 14— What American woman, who Lemon Sandwich,,.— Mash the yolks Into the hotel and smashed dishes died 1». 1026, hnd been celebrated for of three hard-cooked eggs and mix W HAT SHE MISSED right and left In an eager kitchen more than half a century for her wllh suit, cayenne and u teaspoonful rummage for tweets. Last spring the work In oil, wafer col ora and etching, of Ouely minced parsley, tne grated caretaker leu a guiiou of soup ou and who received greater honor« rind of a lemon; mix well and add the door sill and that « t e d bruin. He abroad than a* horn«»? three lablespoonfuia of letnon Juice. went back up the mountain side Iff—What two large cities of the Spread ui*ou buttered whole wheat • b u i peacefully licking bis chops, and was United States nre not located on Inv bread. satlsfled to eat roots and herbs for portnnt waterways? Nut and Oats Sandwich«,—Wash kc-V dessert 1«-- Wbat British cities are the lead and remove the stones from one pound Tbe offering will become a part of ing e'entera for the manufacture of of dales. Add an equal amount of i the caretaker's annual expense, since Iron and steel? Ouely chopited walnut meals and a It Is cheaper to end tbe “ sweet tooth" 17 What British p«»et wna drowned tublespootiful of lemon or fruit Juice ; craving at the doorstep than have of any kind. while sailing near leghorn, Italy? this audacious “ neighborhood" looter Tongue Sandwiches.—Spread thinly Iff— What wna the first dally news run amuck within the bulldiDg. sliced bread with butter, then with i paper In the United States? prepared mustard, very lightly, or the j 10 What 1« the salary of the speak Resourceful Putty butter and mustard may he mixed and ' er of the house of representatives? A cat which Is at home In the res spread on the bread. Then lay on | 20— What la the time from new thin slices of boiled tongue and cover idence of Louis Marshall, Manhattan, saved Itself from starvation by sound moon to new moon? with a buttered slice. ing a burglar alarm In a neighbor’s Watercress Sandwiches. — Remove house where It bad gone visiting. Answers No. 24 (he stems nod chop tine a few bunches j Operatives answering the alarm with If* t — Saeujawea. of fresh wutercress. mix with a little j He— I never dreamed love was like drawn revolvers found the bouse 3—The burning o f a auhatanee or | French dressing to which a bit of boarded up, tbe family being out of body hy llie Ihtertinl development of onion has been added. Cover .he but- this, did you? She— No, 1 thought there were more town. They made an entrance, saw ttred bread with the chopped water heat without the application of lire. no burglars, but did bear a plaintive theaters and randy In I t cress and serve well chilled. 3— Welker Cochran. feeble meowing that led them to the Oliva Sandwiches.—I’ lt and chop culprit As soon as tbe outer door ♦—“ Madame Butterfly." One one ilor.cn large olives, add the I Tough Luck was opened, the cat made a hurried S— Ninety mllea. same am .tint of chopped nuts, mix j Jack (at resort)—1 guess fm out of daeb to tbe Marshall house for some 0—Emerson, Thoreau, Hawthorne, with salad dressing and spread on I t Now that I've bought the ring she V ltroason Aleott, l-oulue M. Alcott lull tered bread. Stuffed olives, flnely | refuses to give me her answer for ■ thing to eat ind William Kllery Chnnulng. minced wllh celery, make another week. Bananas Crown in North 7—The walnut la a family of nut good olive combination. Tom—W elt what of that? A full bunch of bananas has been Sorority Sandwiches. — Mix thor bearing trees comprising about a Jack—Wuy, In order to stay here loreu s|H-elea. all of which are valued oughly one-hntt cupful of Onely another week I’ll have to bock the grown successfully at a Salem (N. J.) flower shop. The tree from for their wood and for their sweet, chopped Canton ginger, one-half cup- ring.—Boston Transcript which the fruit was gathered stands ful each of stoned and chopped dates, edible fruit. more than ten feet In height and has and pecan nut meats. Season with a N— Seventieth. His Opportunity been maturing In a greenhouse for sev few grains of salt, moisten with some » —The sun's unrfHce la 12.000 and Visitor—1 suppose your wife lis eral moDths. Banana plants are also of the ginger sirup or chopped orange ts volume 1..100.O0O times that of the mnrinnlnde to the consistency to tened In when you were broadcasting. curiosities In a few private gardens •art!». hut the mass Is only 332,000 spread on thin sllcea of brown bread, Professor fweety? In Salem, but because of the short sea limes as great and Its density about spread with creamed butter or on The Professor—She did, mi dam. son cold weather always nips the fruit me quarter that of the earth. And for the flrst time In nearly thirty before It can ripen out o f doors. saltlnes. Serve with hot cocoa or years I had the pleasure of addressing 10— Alexander Hamilton. chocolate. her without Interruption. Many May Lose Titles 11— ltlrmlnghnm, Ala. Ssatonabls Dishes. DIehonesty among tbe nobles of 12— Capt. Matthew Webb In 1873. This Is the mince pie season nnd Try This! Japan Is a cause of Increasing worry IS—In 1021. we all like to prepare the mlucemeat Parker— I kicked my wife out of bed In the imperial household. Many early. 14— lternuse It has been proven that three times last night titled business men have beeD taking every hninan being has a marking on I Mi ne emeat— Watson— Ua, ha! That’s a good advantage of their exalted position to the Anger tips different from any oth Take two pounds Jeke on you I fleece the gullible. Tbe police have er person on earth. of raisins, one Parker— No, the Joke’s on her—she been asked to assist In a sweeping In pound each of thought I did It In my sleep I 1 »—Ford's theater, Washington. P. vestigation which may cause t'ae loss currants and clt 0., during a performance of "Our | of many titles. I ron, one whole American Cousin." COLD RESISTANCE orange e x c e p t 1ft—Venice. Record Made by Few the seeds, the 17— James Juatlntah Morlnf. Henry Kirby of Deal. England, has same of lemon, one cupful or more celebrated bis second silver wedding 18— From 1,000 to 2.000. of sweet elder, one-half cupful of mo- ! anniversary. In 1871 be married Har- 10— Andrew W. Mellon of Pennsyl lasses, three pounds of cooked ret Scott at Newington, and with her chopped beef (not ground) chop|>ed vania. celebrated his first quarter-century of 20- 7.020.3 miles nnd the polar di In a wooilcn bowl with knife, one j married life In 18116. After the death pen ml of suet, one pound of brown ameter 7.HD0.5 miles. of his tirsi wife be was married to augur, one tablespoonful of mace, the | JesHe Elizabeth Taylor. Kirby ts « m e of allspice, two tablespoonfuls Texas Bandit Queen e!ghty-three aud for 33 years has been of cinnamon, one-half teaspoonful ot I employed by a railroad. Unhandicapped by Sex cloves, and one and onedialf table- | C a b in e t k Fully twenty years before American women besieged the White House, the capitals and the vlllagns until they got the vote, one American soman considered It proper for a woman to "Oil a man's shoes." If she could do It She was Bells Starr, the Calamity lane of Texas, styled by some news papers of the time the “ Queen of the Bandits." Belle was once asked why she, a woman, undertook to play the part of a man In the Slnrr coterie. She took her pistol, pointed out a leaf on n nearby tree and shot two holes In it before It fell. “ Did you ever see my husband do that well?" she asked. “ No." “Then why shouldn’t I take his place? Because I’ m « woman? That's no argument. I f yon get a thing done, does It matter whether you’re a man or a woman? I've no patience with these silly women who depend on men for their opinions."—Kansas (Tty Star. Huge London Waste The amount of waato In a larjre city waa ahown In a recent aurvey made In I»«ilo n . where 1.300,000 ton, of refna* are gathered and dumped each year at n coat of $3,300,000. Knylnecrx told the eotinellmen thorn hat If the waatr wire treated scion tlflenlly about cue half the oust would he avoided. In>|»>rtant by-product* would he supplied, anti. If the dry ref use wore burned, at least 332.000.0iai m ils of electrical power could be pro duoed. spooufuls of salt Chop apples and turnsure twice as much apple as meat, measure for measure. More liquid may be needed: cook until the apples seem well done, then can for rN - later use. Cook over a slow Are. stirring often. "O f all the creatures the polar bear Cheese Salad.—Soften a teaspoonful of gelatin In one-half cupful of water, can stand the most cold." “ Oh, no; the flapper can let him adding one-half cupful o f boiling water. Mix one-half cupful of grated keep lila fur coat aud beat blm at cheese with one cupful of whipped that !” cream, season wllh salt and cayenne And Caves Out of Cavities nnd add to the gelatin. Pour Into a mold and cover wllh grated cheese "Spent three hours nt the dentist's when It begins to harden. Serve with this morning, all on account of a slight French dressing to which onion Juice lir-'-'rfectlon In one tooth. How those and tomato has been added or with: « iws do magnify trifles." Blackstone Dressing. — Take four “ Make mountains out of molur^ tahlcspoonfuls each of mayonnaise what!" and whipped cream, two tnhlespconluls of chill sauce nnd add a little minced Heavy Loss roquefoil if desired. Mick—That's the old skinflint that Salmon Salad.—To one and one-half swindled me out of a $30,0(0 fortune. cupful, of salmon flaked, add one-half Nick -How's that? cupful of celery, two tahlcspoonfuls Mick—Wouldn’t let me marry his of chopped green tiepper, one small daughter.—Capper's Weekly. onion (chopped) and a slice of pine apple minced. Peei two tomatoes and His End of It cut them Into dice, mix wllh the snlad Player (ci mplacently)—The other or rut Into eighths ami use ns a garnish over the salad. Arrange on a bed ot members here seem quite proud of lettuce and garnish after mixing well me. Caddie (not to he outdone) —Tus. with dressing. Pipe whipped cream nnd roses of mayonnaise around the you alius nabs the best caddie !— Humorist. salad. The red of the radish should not be Thoughtful Woman combined wllh other reds such ns of Grocer—Canned beans er tu the the heel or of the carrot, for there should he a hnrmony In colors In food hulk? Mrs. Smith—In the hulk, please. The ns well ns In dress. doctor told my husband he needed bulk in his food. Derived From Sajron The word cluh. used to designate n organisation, la auppnsed to be de Ived from the Raxon cleofnn. to dl Ide : a club being un aasoolallon the xpenses of which are shared among is members A Parable Scientists sn> that itinong mosqul *es and other Insect pests tf ts only io fotoni*- ’ hat attacks man and o.tst T m *- lv nr*’h:ihly a parable urlnnc” "• 'O’lrer Averaging Up Beg r* Downfall The hlstor) «1 Individuals, as well as of nation^ - owe tha! when the body Is more ■ I for than the mlml —when nohlci e-nls and nlnn are lost In debasing m I degrading pleasures nnd corrupth> "in thai moment Is to he dated i In- ' me of Imhcetlltj.— Aclon. But T As often ns i have siiwiltiri nnd Flieshle *T * N'ce • i *1! I’ke mnlilen* o bends -Fumi The cluh bore »-as holding forth as usual. “ When I was n young man." he said. “ I used to tulk In my sleep.” “ And now." said the b. ight young member, "yon sleep In your talk." Light Lunch wus another sandwich. "Bring please." "W ill there be anything else?" "Yes. a paper weight That Iasi sandwich blew away.” Headaches from Slight Colds L a x a t iv e B R O M O Q r i N I N E T a b le t s r e - l i e v e t h e H e a d a c h e b y c u r i n g t h e C o ld . L o o k fo r s ig n a tu r e o f E . W . G r o v e on th e b o x . 30c.— A d v . HOME SIZE « Ì SAVES 0NEY figS M u 2 ^ D^ * S T o m o i _^ in d ig e s t io n SOLD A N D GUARANTEED BY EVERT DRUGGIST Boschee’s Syrup h a * b e e n r e lie v in g c o u g h * d u e to c o ld * f o r s ix ty - o n e y e a r*. Soothes the Throat lo o s e n s t h e p h le g m , p r o m o t e s e x p e c t o » r a t i o n , g i v e s a g o o d n i g h t 's r e s t f r e * f r o m c o u g h i n g . 30c a n d 90 o b o t t le s . B u y it s t y o u r d r u g s to re . G. G. G re e n , In c ., W o o d b u r y , N . J. C O R N S i : Ends pain at once / In one minute p»in from corns is ended. Dr. Scholl’s Zi'<o-pad3 do this safely by removing the cease—presring s r.d rubbing of shoes. They a r e thin, medi cated, antiseptic, healing. A t a ll d r u g a n d shoe s to r e s . Cost but a tr ifle . D XScholls Z ,in o ~ p ad s Put one on — the pain is gone! W h o o p in g Cough Relieved Th is dread cough Is on e o f the m ost dangerous o f children’s diseases. T h ere Is no cure fo r , w hooping cudgh. I t usually runs 1 its course, but a fe w drops o f thia I w e ll k n o w n p h y s ic ia n 's p r e - 1 scription w ill relieve th e violent coughing paroxym ns, and avoid vom iting. 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