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About Brookings-Harbor pilot. (Brookings, Curry County, Oregon) 1946-1978 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 22, 1957)
iness. In making your Joyous preparations to welcome him back Ui society which has been NOTICE OF RETURN A letter was received by Mr. his desire for the past 14 months and Mrs. Jim Yeltoc Informing certain things must be rem em bered, in other words he might them that their son Bruce Is due be a little European, suffering to return home from Germany from Germanitls, and must be after 14 months. Portions o f handled with extreme care. the le tte r follow. Show no alarm if he prefers Notice of Return to wear short leather pants and Issued In solemn warning on carry a briefcase full of wurst, the 11th day of Aug. 1957, to the beer and old bread. Don't be friends, relatives and neighbor shocked if he yells "Wo 1st der friends, neighbors and relatives Bahnhof?", or if he drinks stel- of Bruce G. Yelton. hager out of a goatskin flask. Very soon the undersigned Refuse to ridicule him when he will once again be lnyour midst; rides his bicycle down the mid dehydrated, demoralized, and dle of the Strasse and yells at demobilized, to take his place guys driving c a rs. Keep cool if once again as a human being he pours gravy on his dessert, with freedom and JuBtlce for all, mixes peaches with Seagrams engaged in life, liberty, and the Seven Crown, pours cognac in slightly belated pursuit of happ RETURNS he should ask for a pass, a trip ticket on the car, where is the sign out book, when the curfew ends in town, or any other fool ish questions. Don't ask him at any time If he tried or did save any money while he was in the service This may throw him into a state o f shock in which he may blabber something I ike; "Taxi fare, black market, craps, poker, Income tax, social security, insurance, KP, dayroom fund, baby cups, binge, getting rolled, b in g e , being taken, Hilda, binge, in flated beer prices, and many, many more. Keep always in mind that be neath his tanned and rugged ex terio r, there beats a heart of gold, the only dammed thing his egg nog and puts chocolate topping on his mashed potatoes. Be tolerant when he stuffs his pockets with wurst, bread and beer when he goes for a drive. For the first few months he is home, until he is housebroken be especially watchful when he Is In the company of women, Particularly those In the ages between thirteen and seventy. After months of seaing beautiful women wooed by handsome men (in the movies) he may think that he is a m aster of the art him self. Don’t be surprised if when you call him for dlnner»he y e lls "Chow, grab your rifle and gas Masks and spread out 50 yard» between m en." Humor him if in hls first week of value that he has left. Treat him with kindness and tolerance, and an occasional q u a r t o f schnapps, and you will be able to rehabilitate that which is now the hollow shell of the o n c e proud civilian you once knew. BOATING LAW IS NOW IN EFFECT IN OREGON A new state law, pertaining to the governing and regulations on all types of small boats, of less than 26 feet in length. A copy of the new regulations is available at the Pilot office. TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY FOR SALE: Electric range in good condition. $40. Phone 4481 in Brookings. 28-lc > COMPLETE HOM E FURNISHINGS SAU T HENDRICKS FURNITURE SPECIAL SOFA BY DAY BED BY NIGHT During this .NNIVERSARY SALE Reg. $199.50 SLEEPER LOUNGE CHOICE OF CORAL OR BEIGE COVERS Makes into Confortable bed com plete with in tersp rin g m a ttre s s . 16 9.50 VERY GOOD SELECTION 3 PIECE SECTIONALS FOAM RUBBER CUSHIONS CHOICE OF BEIGE-BROWN-CHARCOAL-GREEN FROM $349.50 BEDROOM FURNITURE SPECIALS 4 PIECE Bedroom * BOOKCASE BfcD * MR. & MRS. DRESSER WITH LARGE MIRROR * SERTA INNERSPRING MATTRESS ♦ MATCHING BOX SPRING « E W A L N U T F IN IS H AH W W H SPECIAL DURING THIS SALE $19.95 DOWN ON APPROVED CREDIT WILL DELIVKR SALE SPECIAL 5 PIECE GROUP <3 ~ « BLONDE MAHOGANY FINISH 1 PC. LIVING ROOM GROUP FULL SIZE SOFA SECTIONAL —MAKES INTO BED BUMPER END SECTIONAL LARGE MATCHING UPHOLSTERED CORNER TABLE SMART MODERN TABLE LAMP ALL FOR ANNIVERSARY SALE SPECIAL ONLY 4 PIECE BEDROOM GROUP INCLUDES S A L E----- $69.95 5 PC. & 7 PC. SETS —TABLES UP TO 72” ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL ----- $99.95 * ■ ♦MR. & MRS. DRESSER WITH MIRROR * BOOKCASE BED WITH FOOT & RAILS ♦ LARGE 4 DRAWER CHEST ------- PLUS------ * $119.00 ENCHANTED NITES MATTRESS & * MATCHING BOX SPRING 2 4 9 .5 0 TERRIFIC SAVINGS ON DINETTE SETS * CHROME ♦ BLACK * BRONZE Group 219.95 BLONDE MAHOGANY * 9 DRAWER TRIPLE DRESSER & MIRROR ♦ FOOTBOARD & RAILS * REGULAR $119.00 SEALY MATTRESS * MATCHING BOX SPRING n y > ^ * E M E N D O £ ^ A LyE ONLY FREE! FREET FREE! ALL WITH LAMINATED PLASTIC TOPS MANA'— MANY MORE OUTSTANDING B t’YS DURING THIS STORj^YII21-2iAlJi. 2 MATCHING DRESSER LAMPS WITH PURCHASE OF A N ^ B t r USE OUR LOW DOWN PAYMENT -BUDGET PLAN Hendricks Furniture PHONE 2841 B R O O K IN G S ,
