iness. In making your Joyous
preparations to welcome him
back Ui society which has been
NOTICE OF RETURN
A letter was received by Mr.
his desire for the past 14 months
and Mrs. Jim Yeltoc Informing
certain things must be rem em
bered, in other words he might
them that their son Bruce Is due
be a little European, suffering
to return home from Germany
from Germanitls, and must be
after 14 months. Portions o f
handled with extreme care.
the le tte r follow.
Show no alarm if he prefers
Notice of Return
to wear short leather pants and
Issued In solemn warning on
carry a briefcase full of wurst,
the 11th day of Aug. 1957, to the
beer and old bread. Don't be
friends, relatives and neighbor
shocked if he yells "Wo 1st der
friends, neighbors and relatives
Bahnhof?", or if he drinks stel-
of Bruce G. Yelton.
hager out of a goatskin flask.
Very soon the undersigned
Refuse to ridicule him when he
will once again be lnyour midst;
rides his bicycle down the mid
dehydrated, demoralized, and
dle of the Strasse and yells at
demobilized, to take his place
guys driving c a rs. Keep cool if
once again as a human being
he pours gravy on his dessert,
with freedom and JuBtlce for all,
mixes peaches with Seagrams
engaged in life, liberty, and the
Seven Crown, pours cognac in
slightly belated pursuit of happ
RETURNS
he should ask for a pass, a trip
ticket on the car, where is the
sign out book, when the curfew
ends in town, or any other fool
ish questions.
Don't ask him at any time If he
tried or did save any money
while he was in the service This
may throw him into a state o f
shock in which he may blabber
something I ike; "Taxi fare, black
market, craps, poker, Income
tax, social security, insurance,
KP, dayroom fund, baby cups,
binge, getting rolled, b in g e ,
being taken, Hilda, binge, in
flated beer prices, and many,
many more.
Keep always in mind that be
neath his tanned and rugged ex
terio r, there beats a heart of
gold, the only dammed thing
his egg nog and puts chocolate
topping on his mashed potatoes.
Be tolerant when he stuffs his
pockets with wurst, bread and
beer when he goes for a drive.
For the first few months he
is home, until he is housebroken
be especially watchful when he
Is In the company of women,
Particularly those In the ages
between thirteen and seventy.
After months of seaing beautiful
women wooed by handsome men
(in the movies) he may think that
he is a m aster of the art him
self.
Don’t be surprised if when you
call him for dlnner»he y e lls
"Chow, grab your rifle and gas
Masks and spread out 50 yard»
between m en."
Humor him if in hls first week
of value that he has left. Treat
him with kindness and tolerance,
and an occasional q u a r t o f
schnapps, and you will be able
to rehabilitate that which is now
the hollow shell of the o n c e
proud civilian you once knew.
BOATING LAW IS NOW
IN EFFECT IN OREGON
A new state law, pertaining
to the governing and regulations
on all types of small boats, of
less than 26 feet in length.
A copy of the new regulations
is available at the Pilot office.
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
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