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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY BY R O B B R E ZN Y ARIES (March 21-April 19): Isaac Newton is regarded as one of the most infl uential scientists in history. But the time he spent as a member of the English Parliament was undistinguished. The only public comment he ever made while serving there was a request to close the window because he was cold. Basketball star Michael Jordan had a similar schism. In the prime of his outstanding career, he took a year off to try playing baseball, which he did poorly. After analyzing 2013’s astrological aspects, Aries, I’m guessing that you should cultivate a fi rm intention to avoid doing what Newton and Jordan did. Keep playing to your strengths and emphasizing what you love. Don’t get sidetracked by peripheral concerns. wink OLDER MALE ANIMAL GROUCHE SHOW GIRL LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL Tall handsome friendly funny fun loving looking for a friend to do fun things with walk and talk get to know each other. HoundDog, 61, g I complemented you on your coat/sweater thing and you were with some guy. Is he your boyfriend? You are so cute and I really liked your smile. Are you single? When: Sunday, December 9, 2012. Where: Grouch @ wow hall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902690 Laughter,gentleness.Heart/Soul connec- tion.Can walk/talk at the same time. Bird checkin for lifemate. Dance with me slow- like, let what unfolds unfold. open to out- comes. 444alma, 56 LET’S GO HIKING! intuitions and hunches than you already have. You may not need much guidance from me, since the astrologi- cal omens indicate this will happen quite naturally. There’s another kind of inspiration I hope to offer you in the coming months: clues about how to be “bad” in ways that will give your goodness more vigor. And when I say “bad,” I’m not referring to nastiness or insensitivity, but rather to wildness and playfulness and experimenta- tion. Here’s one further service I want to provide, Taurus: helping you build a greater capacity to receive gifts, blessings and support. I’m happiest out of doors. Liking my life of creativity and friends, but would sure like to add a honey to the mix. Looking for intelli- gence, humor, compassion and creativity. magnolia, 63, g the sky in machines. Most scientists thought that such a feat was impossible. For years, the Wright Brothers had a hard time convincing anyone to believe their fl ights were actually taking place, even though they had photos and witness reports as documentation. Although the leap you’ll be capable of in 2013 isn’t quite as monumen- tal as the Wright Brothers’, it could be pretty important in the history of your own life. You may also have to deal with skepticism akin to what they had to face. Be true to your vision, Gemini! CANCER (June 21-July 22): In 2013, I predict you will see why it’s wise to phase out an infl uence you have loved to hate for far too long. Uncoincidentally, you will also have a talent for purging emotional burdens and psychic debris that you’ve been holding on to since the bad old days. No later than your birthday, if all goes well, you will be free from a subtle curse you’ve been casting on yourself; you will fi nally be attending to one of your long-neglected needs; and you will have turned some rather gawky, half-assed wizardry into a smooth and silky magic. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In 2013, I pledge to help you raise your lovability. It’s not that you are unlovable now, of course, but there’s always room for improvement, right? And if people become even more attracted to you than they already are, then you’re likely to get a lot of collaborative and cooperative work done. You will thrive as you and your allies work on projects that make your corner of the world a better and more interesting place. So what are the fi rst three actions you could take to raise your lovability? VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): First question: Have you ever thought to yourself, “I’m afraid I will never achieve my noblest dreams or live according to my highest ideas”? Answer: There’s a very good chance that in the coming year you will banish that fear from the sacred temple of your imagination. Second question: Have you ever won- dered if maybe you unconsciously undermine the efforts of people who are trying to assist you? Answer: In the coming months you should discover exactly what to do to prevent such a thing from happening. Third question: Do you know the single most important question you should be asking in 2013? Answer: I predict you will fi gure that out sometime in the next three weeks. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In 2013, I will be encouraging you to journey into the frontiers and experiment with the unknown. I will seek to inspire you to go in search of teachings you’ve needed for a long time. Are you ready for this expansion, Libra? Are you feeling a natural urge to explore forbidden zones and discover missing secrets and mess with your outmoded taboos? As you might imagine, doing this work would motivate you to develop a healthier relationship with your fears. To bolster your courage, I suggest you fi nd some new freedom songs to sing. WINK-KINK.COM WOMEN SEEK ING MEN TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 2013, I’d like to help you cultivate an even more reliable relationship with your GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the year 1900, few people believed that human beings would ever fl y through Eugene Weekly’s local dating site AT THE BEACH I run on the beach (weather permitting!) and practice yoga. Singer, songwriter, per- cussionist, dancer. Seals at sunset, travel and hot springs. The natural world always calls me to return. yaquinalady, 61, %, g ALPHA QUALITY I love technology, Old School, ProRodeo Wranglers, Classic Country, Pickups, Buckaroo , Western or Country, Photography, Cooking, Shopping, Movies, Day Trips, Nature, Camping, I can enjoy everything. CowboyAmerica, 49, g TALL HANDSOME STRANGER I’m a musician. Lover of life. I’m witty, resourceful. I read, travel, a bluegrass dj on KRVM. looking for a woman looking for a faithful man. I tell the truth. hepcat, 64, g MEN SEEK ING MEN NATURE, TRUTH, CONNECTION I take good care of myself and I appreciate others that do. I love nature, walking, water, dancing. I also enjoy traveling. Men gener- ally like me and find me attractive. sun- light, 65, % FUN AND QUIRKY Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek, but very much enjoy being social. looking for some- one share many fun times and conversa- tions. living consciously, and cuteness are a plus. dehgeek, 26, g HAPPY, ENERGETIC, PLAYFUL.... I laugh easily and want someone who can truly have fun. I enjoy theater, cooking, gar- dening, dancing and traveling. Looking for someone spirited and humorous with a sense of autonomy. Tiny_Dancer, 61 MEN SEEK ING WOMEN LOOKING FOR MATURE Looking for woman 50-65+ for a physical relationship. Very physical. Skinny to aver- age a +, but not a deal breaker. Married ok. I love older women! Let me prove it! Jimmster, 40 SEEKING INTELLIGENT PLAYMATE I’m happy and confident. I’m determined to get the most out of life. I’m seeking a muse and best friend for inspiration, passion, joy, cuddly bliss and adventurous travel. Rhythmseed, 40 I S AW Y O U TALL ZOMBIE DANCER I can’t stop thinking of you. I’ll give you space and time you need, but I want you back. With time, All shall be well. When: Tuesday, July 20, 2010. Where: Washburne Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902689 GIRLW/ CELTIC TATTOO RiverRdDariMart 12/11 You liked my Celtic Jacket, said you would buy it for $2.00...are you single? In hindsight, I’ll trade you my jacket for a look at your tattoo. When: Tuesday, December 11, 2012. Where: RiverRd. Dari Mart. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902688 COFFEE??? Safeway on 12/11. I was looking for my dollar.You asked if I lost my head. We walked out together and continued to talk. Would you be interested in getting coffee? When: Tuesday, December 11, 2012. Where: Safeway on 18th. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902687 BRUNETTE 30TH ALBERTSON! TIGERLADY BURNNING BRIGHT SHAMMY TO PALLY Exquisite beauty Monday December 10th time 1-2 PM , alone at vegetable isle,cart near Avocado section. You,woman silky long hair, Me, 5”10 wearing UO BCS black hat, dark glasses. When: Monday, December 10, 2012. Where: 30th Albertsons vegetable section. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902686 I have dreadlocks, you have a rat tail. You call me beautiful, and I think youre most handsome. If the Mayans were right, Im glad we happened. I love you When: Tuesday, December 18, 2012. Where: Everywhere. You: Man. Me: Man. #902692 I seen you at your pld place,,we cried I am fighting for us,I gave you my heart and soul,I am ur’s cub When: Thursday, December 6, 2012. Where: her home. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902685 Tigerlady. I’m thinking about you. I’m miss- ing the fun we had. Some of the best “fun”, ever! I can still tast you on my fingertips. Jake When: Wednesday, August 18, 2010. Where: your house, a while ago. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902693 MY PRETEND BOYFRIEND Don’t see you much. Feel you always. Not sure why it’s played out like this but I’m happy 4 our unconventional love story. Thanks 4 playing along. I adore you. When: Monday, December 17, 2012. Where: in your arms. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902691 ANGEL EYES SILVER HAIRED WOMAN: We said hello leaving the library at the same time. You said “nice to see you again”. Please tell me where we know each other from. Y When: Friday, November 30, 2012. Where: downtown library. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902684 SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 2013, I will do what I can to ensure that your fi scal biorhythms are in close alignment with the universal cash fl ow. You should have pretty good instincts about this worthy project your- self, Scorpio. And so there’s an excellent chance that your wealth will increase. The upgrade will be especially dramatic if you are constantly scheming about how you can share your riches and benefi t other people with your generosity. I think there will also be an interesting fringe benefi t if you maintain maximum integrity as you enhance your access to valuable resources: You will develop a more useful relationship with your obsessive tendencies. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 2013, I pledge to conspire with you to achieve more mixtures, connec- tions, accords and unifi cations than you ever thought possible. I will furthermore be a fount of suggestions about how you can live well in two worlds. I will coach you to create a peace treaty with your evil twin and your nemesis, and I will help you develop a knack for steering clear of other people’s bad ideas and sour moods. I can’t of course guarantee that you will never again experience a broken heart, but I swear I will do everything I can do to heal the broken part of your heart that you’ve been suffering from. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): When he was 21, the Capricorn writer Jack London set off to prospect for gold in the 1897 Klondike Gold Rush. He had a rough time there. Malnourished, he suffered from scurvy and leg pain. To make matters worse, he didn’t fi nd much gold, and returned home broke. On the other hand, he met scores of adventure seekers who told him stories of their travels. These tales served as rich raw material for his novel The Call of the Wild, published in 1903. It made him famous and is generally regarded as his masterpiece. I’m guess- ing you will begin a similar trajectory in 2013, Capricorn. Events that may at fi rst seem less than successful will ultimately breed a big breakthrough. Enjoy Commercial Free Television AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I can’t force you to seek more pleasure in 2013. I won’t nag you to play harder and explore the frontiers of feeling really good. However, I will say this: If you don’t plan to put yourself into at least partial alignment with the cosmic mandate to have maximum fun, you may not get the best use out of the advice I’ll be offering though my horoscopes in the coming year. Please consider the possibility of ramping up your capacity for pure enjoyment. www.ctv29.org PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The study of ancient Mayan civilization owes a lot to the fact that Americans start- ed buying lots of chewing gum in the late 19th century. Huh? Here’s the connection: For a long time, chicle was one of the prime ingredients in Chiclets, Juicy Fruit, Bazooka bubble gum, and many other brands of chewing gum. Chicle is obtained from the sap of sapodilla trees, which grow in abundance in Central America and Mexico. Over the decades, workers harvesting the chicle accidentally found many Mayan ruins covered in overgrown vegetation, then told archaeologists about their discoveries. I foresee a metaphorically comparable sequence happening in your life during 2013. In unexpected ways, you will be put back in touch with and benefi t from lost, forgotten, or unexplored parts of the past. HOMEWORK : What’s the best gift you could give yourself this holiday season? Testify at FreeWillAstrology.com. GO TO REALASTROLOGY.COM CHECK OUT EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES AND DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. THE AUDIO HOROSCOPES ARE ALSO AVAILABLE BY PHONE AT 1˹877˹873˹4888 [LjNj] 1˹900˹950˹7700 38 December 20, 2012 • eugeneweekly.com Phó Vietnamese Soup Open for Breakfast & Lunch Anytime Deli Style 9th & Garfi eld | (541) 344-0067 5am-6pm M-F & 5am-2pm Sat eugeneweekly.com
