FREE WILL
ASTROLOGY
BY R O B B R E ZN Y
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Isaac Newton is regarded as one of the most infl uential scientists in history. But
the time he spent as a member of the English Parliament was undistinguished. The only public comment he
ever made while serving there was a request to close the window because he was cold. Basketball star Michael
Jordan had a similar schism. In the prime of his outstanding career, he took a year off to try playing baseball,
which he did poorly. After analyzing 2013’s astrological aspects, Aries, I’m guessing that you should cultivate
a fi rm intention to avoid doing what Newton and Jordan did. Keep playing to your strengths and emphasizing
what you love. Don’t get sidetracked by peripheral concerns.
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OLDER MALE ANIMAL
GROUCHE SHOW GIRL
LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL
Tall handsome friendly funny fun loving
looking for a friend to do fun things with
walk and talk get to know each other.
HoundDog, 61, g
I complemented you on your coat/sweater
thing and you were with some guy. Is he
your boyfriend? You are so cute and I really
liked your smile. Are you single? When:
Sunday, December 9, 2012. Where:
Grouch @ wow hall. You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902690
Laughter,gentleness.Heart/Soul connec-
tion.Can walk/talk at the same time. Bird
checkin for lifemate. Dance with me slow-
like, let what unfolds unfold. open to out-
comes. 444alma, 56
LET’S GO HIKING!
intuitions and hunches than you already have. You may not need much guidance from me, since the astrologi-
cal omens indicate this will happen quite naturally. There’s another kind of inspiration I hope to offer you in the
coming months: clues about how to be “bad” in ways that will give your goodness more vigor. And when I say
“bad,” I’m not referring to nastiness or insensitivity, but rather to wildness and playfulness and experimenta-
tion. Here’s one further service I want to provide, Taurus: helping you build a greater capacity to receive gifts,
blessings and support.
I’m happiest out of doors. Liking my life of
creativity and friends, but would sure like to
add a honey to the mix. Looking for intelli-
gence, humor, compassion and creativity.
magnolia, 63, g
the sky in machines. Most scientists thought that such a feat was impossible. For years, the Wright Brothers had
a hard time convincing anyone to believe their fl ights were actually taking place, even though they had photos
and witness reports as documentation. Although the leap you’ll be capable of in 2013 isn’t quite as monumen-
tal as the Wright Brothers’, it could be pretty important in the history of your own life. You may also have to deal
with skepticism akin to what they had to face. Be true to your vision, Gemini!
CANCER (June 21-July 22): In 2013, I predict you will see why it’s wise to phase out an infl uence you have
loved to hate for far too long. Uncoincidentally, you will also have a talent for purging emotional burdens and
psychic debris that you’ve been holding on to since the bad old days. No later than your birthday, if all goes
well, you will be free from a subtle curse you’ve been casting on yourself; you will fi nally be attending to one of
your long-neglected needs; and you will have turned some rather gawky, half-assed wizardry into a smooth and
silky magic.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In 2013, I pledge to help you raise your lovability. It’s not that you are unlovable now, of
course, but there’s always room for improvement, right? And if people become even more attracted to you than
they already are, then you’re likely to get a lot of collaborative and cooperative work done. You will thrive as you
and your allies work on projects that make your corner of the world a better and more interesting place. So what
are the fi rst three actions you could take to raise your lovability?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): First question: Have you ever thought to yourself, “I’m afraid I will never achieve my
noblest dreams or live according to my highest ideas”? Answer: There’s a very good chance that in the coming
year you will banish that fear from the sacred temple of your imagination. Second question: Have you ever won-
dered if maybe you unconsciously undermine the efforts of people who are trying to assist you? Answer: In the
coming months you should discover exactly what to do to prevent such a thing from happening. Third question:
Do you know the single most important question you should be asking in 2013? Answer: I predict you will fi gure
that out sometime in the next three weeks.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In 2013, I will be encouraging you to journey into the frontiers and experiment
with the unknown. I will seek to inspire you to go in search of teachings you’ve needed for a long time. Are you
ready for this expansion, Libra? Are you feeling a natural urge to explore forbidden zones and discover missing
secrets and mess with your outmoded taboos? As you might imagine, doing this work would motivate you to
develop a healthier relationship with your fears. To bolster your courage, I suggest you fi nd some new freedom
songs to sing.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 2013, I’d like to help you cultivate an even more reliable relationship with your
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the year 1900, few people believed that human beings would ever fl y through
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AT THE BEACH
I run on the beach (weather permitting!)
and practice yoga. Singer, songwriter, per-
cussionist, dancer. Seals at sunset, travel
and hot springs. The natural world always
calls me to return. yaquinalady, 61, %, g
ALPHA QUALITY
I love technology, Old School, ProRodeo
Wranglers, Classic Country, Pickups,
Buckaroo , Western or Country,
Photography, Cooking, Shopping, Movies,
Day Trips, Nature, Camping, I can enjoy
everything. CowboyAmerica, 49, g
TALL HANDSOME STRANGER
I’m a musician. Lover of life. I’m witty,
resourceful. I read, travel, a bluegrass dj on
KRVM. looking for a woman looking for a
faithful man. I tell the truth. hepcat, 64, g
MEN SEEK ING MEN
NATURE, TRUTH, CONNECTION
I take good care of myself and I appreciate
others that do. I love nature, walking, water,
dancing. I also enjoy traveling. Men gener-
ally like me and find me attractive. sun-
light, 65, %
FUN AND QUIRKY
Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek, but very
much enjoy being social. looking for some-
one share many fun times and conversa-
tions. living consciously, and cuteness are
a plus. dehgeek, 26, g
HAPPY, ENERGETIC, PLAYFUL....
I laugh easily and want someone who can
truly have fun. I enjoy theater, cooking, gar-
dening, dancing and traveling. Looking for
someone spirited and humorous with a
sense of autonomy. Tiny_Dancer, 61
MEN SEEK ING WOMEN
LOOKING FOR MATURE
Looking for woman 50-65+ for a physical
relationship. Very physical. Skinny to aver-
age a +, but not a deal breaker. Married ok.
I love older women! Let me prove it!
Jimmster, 40
SEEKING INTELLIGENT PLAYMATE
I’m happy and confident. I’m determined to
get the most out of life. I’m seeking a muse
and best friend for inspiration, passion, joy,
cuddly bliss and adventurous travel.
Rhythmseed, 40
I S AW Y O U
TALL ZOMBIE DANCER
I can’t stop thinking of you. I’ll give you
space and time you need, but I want you
back. With time, All shall be well. When:
Tuesday, July 20, 2010. Where: Washburne
Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902689
GIRLW/ CELTIC TATTOO
RiverRdDariMart 12/11 You liked my Celtic
Jacket, said you would buy it for $2.00...are
you single? In hindsight, I’ll trade you my
jacket for a look at your tattoo. When:
Tuesday, December 11, 2012. Where:
RiverRd. Dari Mart. You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902688
COFFEE???
Safeway on 12/11. I was looking for my
dollar.You asked if I lost my head. We
walked out together and continued to talk.
Would you be interested in getting coffee?
When: Tuesday, December 11, 2012.
Where: Safeway on 18th. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902687
BRUNETTE 30TH ALBERTSON!
TIGERLADY BURNNING BRIGHT
SHAMMY TO PALLY
Exquisite beauty Monday December 10th
time 1-2 PM , alone at vegetable isle,cart
near Avocado section. You,woman silky
long hair, Me, 5”10 wearing UO BCS black
hat, dark glasses. When: Monday,
December 10, 2012. Where: 30th
Albertsons vegetable section. You:
Woman. Me: Man. #902686
I have dreadlocks, you have a rat tail. You
call me beautiful, and I think youre most
handsome. If the Mayans were right, Im
glad we happened. I love you When:
Tuesday, December 18, 2012. Where:
Everywhere. You: Man. Me: Man. #902692
I seen you at your pld place,,we cried I am
fighting for us,I gave you my heart and
soul,I am ur’s cub When: Thursday,
December 6, 2012. Where: her home. You:
Woman. Me: Man. #902685
Tigerlady. I’m thinking about you. I’m miss-
ing the fun we had. Some of the best “fun”,
ever! I can still tast you on my fingertips.
Jake When: Wednesday, August 18, 2010.
Where: your house, a while ago. You:
Woman. Me: Man. #902693
MY PRETEND BOYFRIEND
Don’t see you much. Feel you always. Not
sure why it’s played out like this but I’m
happy 4 our unconventional love story.
Thanks 4 playing along. I adore you. When:
Monday, December 17, 2012. Where: in
your arms. You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902691
ANGEL EYES
SILVER HAIRED WOMAN:
We said hello leaving the library at the same
time. You said “nice to see you again”.
Please tell me where we know each other
from. Y When: Friday, November 30, 2012.
Where: downtown library. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902684
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 2013, I will do what I can to ensure that your fi scal biorhythms are in close
alignment with the universal cash fl ow. You should have pretty good instincts about this worthy project your-
self, Scorpio. And so there’s an excellent chance that your wealth will increase. The upgrade will be especially
dramatic if you are constantly scheming about how you can share your riches and benefi t other people with
your generosity. I think there will also be an interesting fringe benefi t if you maintain maximum integrity as you
enhance your access to valuable resources: You will develop a more useful relationship with your obsessive
tendencies.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 2013, I pledge to conspire with you to achieve more mixtures, connec-
tions, accords and unifi cations than you ever thought possible. I will furthermore be a fount of suggestions
about how you can live well in two worlds. I will coach you to create a peace treaty with your evil twin and your
nemesis, and I will help you develop a knack for steering clear of other people’s bad ideas and sour moods. I
can’t of course guarantee that you will never again experience a broken heart, but I swear I will do everything I
can do to heal the broken part of your heart that you’ve been suffering from.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): When he was 21, the Capricorn writer Jack London set off to prospect for gold
in the 1897 Klondike Gold Rush. He had a rough time there. Malnourished, he suffered from scurvy and leg pain.
To make matters worse, he didn’t fi nd much gold, and returned home broke. On the other hand, he met scores of
adventure seekers who told him stories of their travels. These tales served as rich raw material for his novel The
Call of the Wild, published in 1903. It made him famous and is generally regarded as his masterpiece. I’m guess-
ing you will begin a similar trajectory in 2013, Capricorn. Events that may at fi rst seem less than successful will
ultimately breed a big breakthrough.
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I can’t force you to seek more pleasure in 2013. I won’t nag you to play harder
and explore the frontiers of feeling really good. However, I will say this: If you don’t plan to put yourself into at
least partial alignment with the cosmic mandate to have maximum fun, you may not get the best use out of the
advice I’ll be offering though my horoscopes in the coming year. Please consider the possibility of ramping up
your capacity for pure enjoyment.
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The study of ancient Mayan civilization owes a lot to the fact that Americans start-
ed buying lots of chewing gum in the late 19th century. Huh? Here’s the connection: For a long time, chicle was
one of the prime ingredients in Chiclets, Juicy Fruit, Bazooka bubble gum, and many other brands of chewing
gum. Chicle is obtained from the sap of sapodilla trees, which grow in abundance in Central America and Mexico.
Over the decades, workers harvesting the chicle accidentally found many Mayan ruins covered in overgrown
vegetation, then told archaeologists about their discoveries. I foresee a metaphorically comparable sequence
happening in your life during 2013. In unexpected ways, you will be put back in touch with and benefi t from
lost, forgotten, or unexplored parts of the past.
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