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I’ve read about how breaking the hymen can hurt and — despite the fact that I enjoy being fl ogged and scratched — that scares me a little. Should I get over it and go to town or stick with everything else that works for me? Good Gay Girl 1. You can call yourself whatever you like, GGG, and your friends can call themselves what- ever they like. They’re entitled to their opinions, however, along with their preferred labels. Friends should be able to discuss their differing opinions and preferences without bitching and/or being so thin-skinned that a calm discussion about a sensitive subject is mistaken for bitching. 2. “Tearing the hymen doesn’t always hurt and rarely hurts with any severity,” says Debby Herbenick, sex researcher, vulva puppeteer, and coauthor (with Vanessa Schick) of Read My Lips: A Complete Guide to the Vagina and Vulva. “Going slow with a smallish, well-lubricated dildo is a good place to start, or two or three well-lubricated fi ngers. 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Let’s just have us some pink, naked, squishy fun! :). pure, 49, g , #101299 I was chatting with a guy, and he mentioned that one time this girl accidentally vomited all over him during oral sex. He confessed that this turned him on. I consider myself GGG, but that is not something I’m game for. The thought of puking in a sexual scenario is completely unappealing. Does my refusal to do this revoke my GGG card? Or is this so out of the norm that I can refuse without losing my GGG card? Pleasing Upchucking = Kinky Extremism? Let’s revisit my original defi nition of GGG: “GGG stands for good, giving, and game, which is what we should all strive to be for our sex partners. Think good in bed, giving equal time and equal pleasure, and game for anything — within reason.” Some kinksters skip past the “within reason” part of the defi nition when they’re discussing kinks with vanilla partners. They shouldn’t. 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My Boyfriend Is Incredibly Horny At two years, your boyfriend is getting vaginal intercourse four times a week, MBIIH, along with handjobs, blowjobs, and you standing there naked whenever he likes? Plus a cheerful okay to watch porn and jerk it whenever he feels the need? You’re not trying to be GGG, MBIIH, you are GGG. Your boyfriend doesn’t realize how good he’s got it. He isn’t lacking for sex; what he lacks is perspective. He clearly doesn’t understand or appreciate what it’s like to be on the receiving end of all that dick. Saying something like this might help him understand: “You know I love you, honey, and you know I love having sex with you. But if your hole got fucked every time we had ‘sex,’ you wouldn’t want to have ‘sex’ more than four times a week, either.” (I’m putting “sex” in quotes here because your boyfriend defi nes sex as “vaginal intercourse.” I do not. Oral, handjobs, and visuals-with-a-partner — all of that counts as sex.) If that doesn’t do the trick, MBIIH, buy your boyfriend a dildo that’s roughly the same size as his dick. Then tell him he can fuck your hole whenever he wants, for as long as he wants — so long as he fucks his own hole fi rst, while you watch, for at least 20 minutes or so. Then he can fuck yours. That might help him appreciate how good he’s got it. Never heard of you until a year ago. I’m into “ball busting” — getting slapped or kicked in the nuts — but my wife was never will- ing. I did something stupid and saw an escort, just to get my balls busted (no sex), and my wife found out. She was talking about divorce when she told her best friend what was going on. Her friend told her to read your archives fi rst. You probably don’t hear this from conservative Christian Republicans in red states very often, Mr. Savage, but my sense of honor requires it of me: Thank you for saving my marriage. This “GGG” concept of yours transformed our marriage — it also led my wife to either discover or open up about her kink — and we are happier than ever. It isn’t lost on me that I have a gay man to thank for keeping us from becoming another sad divorce statistic. Busted And Loving Life Supremely You’re welcome, BALLS, and all I ask in return for saving your marriage — besides video — is your support for the full legal recognition of mine. Deal? WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM EUGENE WEEKLY DECEMBER 1, 2011 35
