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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le • Connect with local singles Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 (Charges may apply) @BLACKFOREST FOR GUSHER ADVENTUROUS COUNTRY BEAUTY I am a cowgirl but enjoy the social life of the city. I’m looking for a compassionate, down to earth and fun guy. rebelious- cowgirl, 22, g , #103016 NATURE LOVING AQUARIAN never married, want kids, love the outdoors - walking, camping, gardening, OCF Traffic, photogra- phy, hard worker, travel, like pets, family and friends impor- tant, comedies over dramas, cooking, music, beer, laughter. Kimmo, 41, g , #106776 CREATIVE, SPUNKY, DESERV- ING. Looking for my man. Finding only impostors. Not giving up yet. You’re handsome, funny, kind, simple. Dog owner? Want to cook for you, look into your eyes. Please find me! dragongirl, 39, ☎, g , #106715 LADY LOVER HAPPY, VERSITLIE, ENERGETIC Looking for some 2 spend time with on a regular basis that will not complaine all the time that I work 7 days a week. Rain, 47, g , #106713 JEDI POTATO ENTHUSIAST It’s always difficult to describe your best attributes, but I con- sider myself honest,funny, adventurous and looking to enjoy life with someone beauti- ful. Anyone out there who is beautiful? Twila, 40, g , #106629 Pool, music, drinks, drugs (not the fucked up ones, mind you), a fine dowdy doo. Whatever’s clev- er, just wanna have a little fun, while in the Eug, yeah? Mic check. etphonehome, 34, g , #106796 BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT ADVENTUROUS, ENERGETIC, ENTHUSIASTIC I’m a confident person who loves to be with other people. I try to be nice to the people around me. I like to do random things, and find adventures. kelandry4157, 19, g , #105724 KATERI Moved from PA. I love loving and being with people. learning, for- ests, art, music, discovering, sustainability. I want open rela- tionships. I’m bi. Would Love a GirlFriend. sleepingwbooks, 21, g , #105401 FIND ME (BUTHATEPHONES!)NOW HAVE STAR ON LEFT SIDE NECK;BLONDE HAIR ON TOP(N)LONGE DARK HAIR ON BOTTOM.(N)IVE LOST CONTACT W/2PEOPLE(N)NEED TO CONTACT THEM ASAP!HATERS/STALKERS/ SHITTALKERS,ECT.IN LIFE,SO BE ALERT ALL TIMES(N)TRUST N O B DY (A TRAP). NmcPinkMoon28, 28, #106766 You~ a Gorgeous brunette girl with glasses and that was one of the topics we discussed, along with my glasses... maybe our paths will cross again. When: Saturday, November 19, 2011. Where: BlackForest DownTown. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902307 FLY FISHING ROMANTIC FINE FIGURED MAN ATHLETIC CUTE HORNY “Men with insight, men in gran- ite. Knights in armor bent on, chivalry.” -Van Morrison That’s pretty much my mission state- ment. Let’s hang, and I’ll prove it. Seeking friend, maybe more. g , Keystoner, 30, #106774 from fundamentalist christianity to knowing that life is what we make it. bukugarden, 59, #102391 I need to have some awesome sex with a good lookin gal and I am good lookin myself. I am in shape, clean, and am ready. I am a tiger. athleticbod28, 30, ☎, #106702 NEW HERE not really sure who this is sup- posed to work. AugustWest, 31, #106734 LOONEY TUNES I can finally focus on music... I lack a muse, With whom I can celebrate the absurd! Looking for the daughter of the devil himself-searching for an angel in white... Thundr, 54, ☎, #106770 MAN IN FULL Looking for soul satisfying com- panionship/love and mutual sup- port. Mental/physical compatibil- ity is essential. Book smarts and common sense are major assets. Be kind and affectionate. GudSpellar, 65, #106727 PLEASANT, BEARDED, COLLOQUIAL Hey there erryone Into music of all kinds, riding bicycles, appre- ciation of life, art, and all things lovely. Don’t be shy and feel free to send me a hello. jram- ble86, 25, g , #106784 Free Will Astrology FUNNY FREINDLY NICE AMAZING CREATIVE FUNKY! ARIES TAURUS (April 20-May 20): As a mouse looks for food or shelter, it is ﬂ exible enough to ﬁ t through a hole as small as a quarter of an inch. You would really beneﬁ t from having a talent like that right now, Taurus. Of course, even if you are as slippery and pliable as you’ll need to be, you will also have to be on high alert for the inviting possibili- ties, some of which may be brief or subtle. For example, let’s say you spy an interesting-looking person with whom you’d love to chat. The window of opportunity may be open for less than 10 seconds. Seize that moment! Refuse to get hung up in shyness. Don’t convince your- self that another chance will come along later. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): One of my Gemini acquaintances, Tara, has been playing a slow-moving game of tag with three friends since they were all in second grade together. They’re 27 years old now, and still live in the same city. Currently, Tara is “it,” and has been so for quite some time. But she conﬁ ded in me that she plans to make a move this week. She says she’ll sneak up on one of the other players during his lunch break at work, tag him, and run away before he can tag her back. I told her she’s likely to meet with success, since this is an excellent time for you Geminis to gain an advantage in pretty much any kind of game you’re playing. CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Far more crucial than what we know or do not know is what we do not want to know,” wrote philosopher Eric Hoffer. This is a good idea for you to contemplate right now. I realize it may be a challenge for you to ﬁ gure out what you would rather not know and are afraid to know and might even be allergic to knowing. Still, I hope you’ll make the effort. Maybe you could enlist a smart ally who’d be skillful in helping you uncover the taboo truth. And maybe you could formulate an intention to be as objective as you’ve ever been. (July 23-Aug. 22): Biologists say there are 680 species of trees and shrubs in the U.S. and Canada. By comparison, Lambir Hills National Park on the island of Borneo is the home of 1,175 species on its 128 acres. I suspect you will feel right at home in places like Lambir Hills in the coming week, Leo. Your own creative urges will be running hotter than usual, and are most likely to thrive in contexts that are themselves teeming with lush fertility and rich diversity. Please sur- round yourself with inspirational inﬂ uences, thereby giving yourself the best possible chance to express yourself with vivid imagination. 34 DECEMBER 1, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY call me jon i like to hang out with freinds going to the movies tra- valing road trips and being out of the house and being ther for my freinds. gingergiant, 18, g , #106710 I like to go out. I like to dance and sing and play guitar. I love to people watch. I’m looking for someone who wants the same. Friend or Lover. Koffykiller, 22, ☎, g , #106685 AWKWARDLY CHARMING, AWARE Student, musician, morning per- son, lover of cycling and vegan cooking/baking. Looking for a fella who is smart, active, fit, health-conscious, and cute. Popugai, 24, g , #106759 CUTE AN SINGLE looking for love in all the wrong plases. christopher85, 26, #105945 CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN. I’m a budding academic who is really disinterested in the pro- fession. I’m also an astrologer. And agnostic. And funny. And sour. And sharp. And soft. Confused? It’s simple, really. thethinker, 22, #105442 MISS NOVELLO it been 2_years sence lil man was adopted i hope you are doing ok but rember we did the right thing for him you will always be my babys mama When: Wednesday, November 23, 2011. Where: 112309 riverbend. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902305 VERLAND CORNER K AMBER FIRELIGHT I saw you in my dreams. I hurt without you. I miss my guardian angel. Please find you again, and bring you back to me. AE When: Sunday, November 20, 2011. Where: last 2 yrs. of my life. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902309 PAVING PEOPLE What you do is a pain in the pedal whilst yer doin’ it but you make for a wonderful ride on Donald, Willamette, Hilyard... Thanks for doin’ what you do! When: Friday, August 26, 2011. Where: Eugene. You: Man. Me: Man. #902308 Bright Eyes and sweet lips i can’t get enough of i want to know more of u ur sweetness is inspiring,please keep me close! so proud of ur changes xo When: Thursday, November 17, 2011. Where: corner of 13th and high st. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902304 GUILI GUILI Je suis plutÙt olÈ olÈ...Moi, je suis belle, intelligente, cultivÈe et mÈgalo! Mon biquet un FranÁais. Je l’aime et il ne sait pas ... un jour je toucherai. (youpi!) When: Monday, November 14, 2011. Where: la langue mÍme des dieux. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902303 BY ROB BREZSNY (March 21-April 19): This would be an excellent week to head down to Pucón, Chile and hire a daredevil to ﬂ y you in a helicopter into the caldera of the active Villarrica volcano, whereupon you would bungee-jump out of the copter down to within 700 feet of the molten lava. If that’s too extreme or expensive for your tastes, I urge you to come up a milder adventure that will still bring you a close encounter with primal heat and light — and maybe even some divine ﬁ re. LEO TELESKIER WITH BENEFITS Have nearby back-country ski area to share with conscious, mature woman. Ideally fwb. Quality friendship nurtured by mutual passion for mountain snow play. Free choice and mutu- al appreciation a must. TheSunfarmer, 47, ☎, g , #106695 1% OF ONE MATURE MAN SEEKING Attractive sex partners. A nym- phomaniac would be ideal. Position with benefits for any lady who takes a liking to me. Must be healthy and attractive. Two girls would be fine. CxHxAxD, 47, #106751 ERRG? WHU? HAHAHAHHA! im a nice guy.i speak my mind and try to keep my mouth shut from saying something snarky, odd, completely out there,thought provoking or plain cheesy.im a swearing bastard :). krakatoa, 33, ☎, g , #106700 are you adventurous, game for some crazy fun....me too, trying to work less and live life more. I am usually on the go and pretty active so looking for similar. stereolab399, 32, g , #106726 MISTRESS Attached guy 40’s in shape & gentle. ISO mistress 25-50 who is HWP & interested in a sexual relationship. Dark hair with bangs and a white hot libido A+. ValleyLove, 42, ☎, #106762 I’m a good girl, and self pro- claimed workaholic but I adore what I do, and I’m fun to be around and hard to keep up with... mia56678, 29, g , #106682 LIVING WITH LIMITATION Tossed out on Thanksgiving. Good guy with lack of trust. You don’t know what it is. People are limited. Unarmed truth and unconditional love. What else can I do? When: Thursday, November 24, 2011. Where: Hidden. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902306 (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home,” wrote philosopher Dagobert D. Runes. Your assignment, Virgo, should you choose to accept it, is to refute that assertion. In other words, I’m inviting you to travel to all of your usual haunts and treat everything that happens there with the attitude of a first-time visitor. Just assume that the familiar people and places in your life have stimulating gifts to give and lessons to impart. Remember, though, they can’t do that to the fullest unless you expect them to. VIRGO CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I hope you’re not so perversely LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The human brain is composed of 30 percent protein and 70 percent fat. So it wouldn’t be incorrect to refer to you as a fathead. In order to nourish your brain cells, you’ve got to eat foods that provide two essential fatty acids your body doesn’t manufacture: omega-3 ALA and omega-6 LA. Since you’re now in a “brain-building” phase of your astrological cycle, I urge you to get more than your minimum requirements of these basics. If I may be permitted to resurrect a now-out-of- fashion slang term, I suggest that you also expose yourself to a lot of extraordinarily phat sources of intellectual stimulation. France has been called “the most daring achievement of Gothic architecture.” Its soaring facades, carved wooden doors, stained glass windows, and astronomical clock demonstrate high artistry. There’s a problem with the place, however — it has never been completed. Work began in the year 1225, and experts are still talking about how to solve certain ongoing difﬁ culties with its construction. I don’t know when this happy ending will occur, Aquarius, but I do expect that in 2012 you will be able to put the ﬁ nishing touches on your own personal version of the Beauvais Cathedral. And now would be a good time to formulate deﬁ nite plans to do so. SCORPIO PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In my prayers, I’ve been negotiating (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The mawashi is the loincloth that Japanese sumo wrestlers wear while competing. It’s rare for the garment to come off, even in the heat of a match, but it did happen once in 2000, when a wrestler named Asanokiri suddenly found himself standing naked during his bout with Chiyohakuho. In conformity with sumo’s rules, Asanokiri was immediately dis- qualified. I don’t think you’re at risk for being rendered literally unclothed in the heat of a showdown or a plot twist, Scorpio. But I do advise you to take extra precautions to prevent a metaphori- cal version of that occurrence. Get your act very together, and keep it very together. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Dear Mr. Brezsny: My name is Sonny McGee and I own a website that caters to people who are addicted to playing poker. I’m a big fan of your horoscopes, and I’m wondering if you would like to advertise your work to our audience. Gamblers love astrology! Get in touch. — Sagittarian Wheeler Dealer. Dear Wheeler Dealer: Thanks for your inter- est, but I’ll pass. I don’t like to encourage anyone to focus their gambling urges on trivial matters like card games, sports events, and lotteries. I prefer they direct that mojo to high-minded stuff like daring themselves to excel, pursuing exciting and idealistic adventures, and doing brave things to help save the world. By the way, it’s prime time for you Sagittarians to ratchet up your com- mitment to those kinds of gambles. attached to your demons that you’re inclined to keep providing them with a comfortable home. Why? Because the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to permanently banish them from the premises. Yes, I know it may seem lonely at ﬁ rst without their nagging, disrup- tive voices chattering away in your head. But I really do encourage you to bid them adieu. By the way, as you plan your exorcism, you might want to include a humorous touch or two. They’re allergic to satire and mockery, you know. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The Beauvais Cathedral in northern with the Goddess to grant you the power to change the course of rivers, at least in a metaphorical way. I’ve also beseeched her to show you how to overthrow the Puppet Master and convert overwrought hawks into savvy doves. The Goddess seems to be seriously consider- ing these appeals, and has even hinted she might offer you instruc- tions on how to shape a new Adam out of one of Eve’s ribs, mythically speaking. In return, she does have one request: that you do what you can to make sure the sun rises on schedule for the next 10 days. HOMEWORK : Imagine what your life would be like if you licked your worst fear. Describe this new world to me. Go to RealAstrology. com and click on “Email Rob.” Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM