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@BLACKFOREST FOR GUSHER
ADVENTUROUS COUNTRY
BEAUTY
I am a cowgirl but enjoy the
social life of the city. I’m looking
for a compassionate, down to
earth and fun guy. rebelious-
cowgirl, 22, g , #103016
NATURE LOVING AQUARIAN
never married, want kids, love
the outdoors - walking, camping,
gardening, OCF Traffic, photogra-
phy, hard worker, travel, like
pets, family and friends impor-
tant, comedies over dramas,
cooking, music, beer, laughter.
Kimmo, 41, g , #106776
CREATIVE, SPUNKY, DESERV-
ING.
Looking for my man. Finding
only impostors. Not giving up
yet. You’re handsome, funny,
kind, simple. Dog owner? Want to
cook for you, look into your eyes.
Please find me! dragongirl,
39, ☎, g , #106715
LADY LOVER
HAPPY, VERSITLIE,
ENERGETIC
Looking for some 2 spend time
with on a regular basis that will
not complaine all the time that I
work 7 days a week. Rain, 47,
g , #106713
JEDI POTATO ENTHUSIAST
It’s always difficult to describe
your best attributes, but I con-
sider myself honest,funny,
adventurous and looking to
enjoy life with someone beauti-
ful. Anyone out there who is
beautiful? Twila, 40, g ,
#106629
Pool, music, drinks, drugs (not
the fucked up ones, mind you), a
fine dowdy doo. Whatever’s clev-
er, just wanna have a little fun,
while in the Eug, yeah? Mic
check. etphonehome, 34,
g , #106796
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
ADVENTUROUS, ENERGETIC,
ENTHUSIASTIC
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
adventures.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
KATERI
Moved from PA. I love loving and
being with people. learning, for-
ests, art, music, discovering,
sustainability. I want open rela-
tionships. I’m bi. Would Love a
GirlFriend. sleepingwbooks,
21, g , #105401
FIND ME
(BUTHATEPHONES!)NOW HAVE
STAR ON LEFT SIDE NECK;BLONDE
HAIR ON TOP(N)LONGE DARK HAIR
ON BOTTOM.(N)IVE LOST CONTACT
W/2PEOPLE(N)NEED TO CONTACT
THEM ASAP!HATERS/STALKERS/
SHITTALKERS,ECT.IN LIFE,SO BE
ALERT ALL TIMES(N)TRUST
N O B DY (A
TRAP).
NmcPinkMoon28, 28,
#106766
You~ a Gorgeous brunette girl
with glasses and that was one of
the topics we discussed, along
with my glasses... maybe our
paths will cross again. When:
Saturday, November 19,
2011. Where: BlackForest
DownTown. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902307
FLY FISHING ROMANTIC
FINE FIGURED MAN
ATHLETIC CUTE HORNY
“Men with insight, men in gran-
ite. Knights in armor bent on,
chivalry.” -Van Morrison That’s
pretty much my mission state-
ment. Let’s hang, and I’ll prove it.
Seeking friend, maybe more.
g ,
Keystoner,
30,
#106774
from fundamentalist christianity
to knowing that life is what we
make it. bukugarden, 59,
#102391
I need to have some awesome
sex with a good lookin gal and I
am good lookin myself. I am in
shape, clean, and am ready. I am
a tiger. athleticbod28, 30,
☎, #106702
NEW HERE
not really sure who this is sup-
posed to work. AugustWest,
31, #106734
LOONEY TUNES
I can finally focus on music... I
lack a muse, With whom I can
celebrate the absurd! Looking
for the daughter of the devil
himself-searching for an angel in
white... Thundr, 54, ☎,
#106770
MAN IN FULL
Looking for soul satisfying com-
panionship/love and mutual sup-
port. Mental/physical compatibil-
ity is essential. Book smarts and
common sense are major assets.
Be kind and affectionate.
GudSpellar, 65, #106727
PLEASANT, BEARDED,
COLLOQUIAL
Hey there erryone Into music of
all kinds, riding bicycles, appre-
ciation of life, art, and all things
lovely. Don’t be shy and feel free
to send me a hello. jram-
ble86, 25, g , #106784
Free Will Astrology
FUNNY FREINDLY NICE
AMAZING CREATIVE FUNKY!
ARIES
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): As a mouse looks for food or shelter,
it is fl exible enough to fi t through a hole as small as a quarter of an
inch. You would really benefi t from having a talent like that right now,
Taurus. Of course, even if you are as slippery and pliable as you’ll need
to be, you will also have to be on high alert for the inviting possibili-
ties, some of which may be brief or subtle. For example, let’s say you
spy an interesting-looking person with whom you’d love to chat. The
window of opportunity may be open for less than 10 seconds. Seize
that moment! Refuse to get hung up in shyness. Don’t convince your-
self that another chance will come along later.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): One of my Gemini acquaintances, Tara,
has been playing a slow-moving game of tag with three friends since
they were all in second grade together. They’re 27 years old now, and
still live in the same city. Currently, Tara is “it,” and has been so for
quite some time. But she confi ded in me that she plans to make a
move this week. She says she’ll sneak up on one of the other players
during his lunch break at work, tag him, and run away before he can
tag her back. I told her she’s likely to meet with success, since this is
an excellent time for you Geminis to gain an advantage in pretty much
any kind of game you’re playing.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Far more crucial than what we know
or do not know is what we do not want to know,” wrote philosopher Eric
Hoffer. This is a good idea for you to contemplate right now. I realize
it may be a challenge for you to fi gure out what you would rather not
know and are afraid to know and might even be allergic to knowing. Still,
I hope you’ll make the effort. Maybe you could enlist a smart ally who’d
be skillful in helping you uncover the taboo truth. And maybe you could
formulate an intention to be as objective as you’ve ever been.
(July 23-Aug. 22): Biologists say there are 680 species of
trees and shrubs in the U.S. and Canada. By comparison, Lambir Hills
National Park on the island of Borneo is the home of 1,175 species on
its 128 acres. I suspect you will feel right at home in places like Lambir
Hills in the coming week, Leo. Your own creative urges will be running
hotter than usual, and are most likely to thrive in contexts that are
themselves teeming with lush fertility and rich diversity. Please sur-
round yourself with inspirational infl uences, thereby giving yourself
the best possible chance to express yourself with vivid imagination.
34 DECEMBER 1, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
call me jon i like to hang out with
freinds going to the movies tra-
valing road trips and being out
of the house and being ther for
my freinds. gingergiant, 18,
g , #106710
I like to go out. I like to dance
and sing and play guitar. I love to
people watch. I’m looking for
someone who wants the same.
Friend or Lover. Koffykiller,
22, ☎, g , #106685
AWKWARDLY CHARMING,
AWARE
Student, musician, morning per-
son, lover of cycling and vegan
cooking/baking. Looking for a
fella who is smart, active, fit,
health-conscious, and cute.
Popugai, 24, g , #106759
CUTE AN SINGLE
looking for love in all the wrong
plases. christopher85, 26,
#105945
CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN.
I’m a budding academic who is
really disinterested in the pro-
fession. I’m also an astrologer.
And agnostic. And funny. And
sour. And sharp. And soft.
Confused? It’s simple, really.
thethinker, 22, #105442
MISS NOVELLO
it been 2_years sence lil man was
adopted i hope you are doing ok
but rember we did the right
thing for him you will always be
my babys mama When:
Wednesday, November
23, 2011. Where: 112309
riverbend. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902305
VERLAND CORNER K
AMBER FIRELIGHT
I saw you in my dreams. I hurt
without you. I miss my guardian
angel. Please find you again, and
bring you back to me. AE
When:
Sunday,
November 20, 2011.
Where: last 2 yrs. of my
life. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902309
PAVING PEOPLE
What you do is a pain in the
pedal whilst yer doin’ it but you
make for a wonderful ride on
Donald, Willamette, Hilyard...
Thanks for doin’ what you do!
When: Friday, August
26, 2011. Where: Eugene.
You: Man. Me: Man.
#902308
Bright Eyes and sweet lips i can’t
get enough of i want to know
more of u ur sweetness is
inspiring,please keep me close!
so proud of ur changes xo
When:
Thursday,
November 17, 2011.
Where: corner of 13th
and high st. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902304
GUILI GUILI
Je suis plutÙt olÈ olÈ...Moi, je
suis belle, intelligente, cultivÈe
et mÈgalo! Mon biquet un
FranÁais. Je l’aime et il ne sait
pas ... un jour je toucherai.
(youpi!) When: Monday,
November 14, 2011.
Where: la langue mÍme
des dieux. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902303
BY ROB BREZSNY
(March 21-April 19): This would be an excellent week to head
down to Pucón, Chile and hire a daredevil to fl y you in a helicopter
into the caldera of the active Villarrica volcano, whereupon you would
bungee-jump out of the copter down to within 700 feet of the molten
lava. If that’s too extreme or expensive for your tastes, I urge you to
come up a milder adventure that will still bring you a close encounter
with primal heat and light — and maybe even some divine fi re.
LEO
TELESKIER WITH BENEFITS
Have nearby back-country ski
area to share with conscious,
mature woman. Ideally fwb.
Quality friendship nurtured by
mutual passion for mountain
snow play. Free choice and mutu-
al appreciation a must.
TheSunfarmer, 47, ☎, g ,
#106695
1% OF ONE
MATURE MAN SEEKING
Attractive sex partners. A nym-
phomaniac would be ideal.
Position with benefits for any
lady who takes a liking to me.
Must be healthy and attractive.
Two girls would be fine.
CxHxAxD, 47, #106751
ERRG? WHU? HAHAHAHHA!
im a nice guy.i speak my mind
and try to keep my mouth shut
from saying something snarky,
odd,
completely
out
there,thought provoking or plain
cheesy.im a swearing bastard :).
krakatoa, 33, ☎, g ,
#106700
are you adventurous, game for
some crazy fun....me too, trying
to work less and live life more. I
am usually on the go and pretty
active so looking for similar.
stereolab399, 32, g ,
#106726
MISTRESS
Attached guy 40’s in shape &
gentle. ISO mistress 25-50 who is
HWP & interested in a sexual
relationship. Dark hair with
bangs and a white hot libido A+.
ValleyLove,
42,
☎,
#106762
I’m a good girl, and self pro-
claimed workaholic but I adore
what I do, and I’m fun to be
around and hard to keep up
with... mia56678, 29, g ,
#106682
LIVING WITH LIMITATION
Tossed out on Thanksgiving.
Good guy with lack of trust. You
don’t know what it is. People are
limited. Unarmed truth and
unconditional love. What else
can I do? When: Thursday,
November 24, 2011.
Where: Hidden. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902306
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “People travel to faraway places to
watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home,”
wrote philosopher Dagobert D. Runes. Your assignment, Virgo,
should you choose to accept it, is to refute that assertion. In
other words, I’m inviting you to travel to all of your usual haunts
and treat everything that happens there with the attitude of a
first-time visitor. Just assume that the familiar people and places
in your life have stimulating gifts to give and lessons to impart.
Remember, though, they can’t do that to the fullest unless you
expect them to.
VIRGO
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I hope you’re not so perversely
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The human brain is composed of 30
percent protein and 70 percent fat. So it wouldn’t be incorrect
to refer to you as a fathead. In order to nourish your brain cells,
you’ve got to eat foods that provide two essential fatty acids
your body doesn’t manufacture: omega-3 ALA and omega-6 LA.
Since you’re now in a “brain-building” phase of your astrological
cycle, I urge you to get more than your minimum requirements
of these basics. If I may be permitted to resurrect a now-out-of-
fashion slang term, I suggest that you also expose yourself to a
lot of extraordinarily phat sources of intellectual stimulation.
France has been called “the most daring achievement of Gothic
architecture.” Its soaring facades, carved wooden doors, stained glass
windows, and astronomical clock demonstrate high artistry. There’s a
problem with the place, however — it has never been completed. Work
began in the year 1225, and experts are still talking about how to solve
certain ongoing diffi culties with its construction. I don’t know when
this happy ending will occur, Aquarius, but I do expect that in 2012
you will be able to put the fi nishing touches on your own personal
version of the Beauvais Cathedral. And now would be a good time to
formulate defi nite plans to do so.
SCORPIO
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In my prayers, I’ve been negotiating
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The mawashi is the loincloth that
Japanese sumo wrestlers wear while competing. It’s rare for
the garment to come off, even in the heat of a match, but it did
happen once in 2000, when a wrestler named Asanokiri suddenly
found himself standing naked during his bout with Chiyohakuho.
In conformity with sumo’s rules, Asanokiri was immediately dis-
qualified. I don’t think you’re at risk for being rendered literally
unclothed in the heat of a showdown or a plot twist, Scorpio. But
I do advise you to take extra precautions to prevent a metaphori-
cal version of that occurrence. Get your act very together, and
keep it very together.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Dear Mr. Brezsny: My name
is Sonny McGee and I own a website that caters to people who
are addicted to playing poker. I’m a big fan of your horoscopes,
and I’m wondering if you would like to advertise your work to our
audience. Gamblers love astrology! Get in touch. — Sagittarian
Wheeler Dealer. Dear Wheeler Dealer: Thanks for your inter-
est, but I’ll pass. I don’t like to encourage anyone to focus their
gambling urges on trivial matters like card games, sports events,
and lotteries. I prefer they direct that mojo to high-minded stuff
like daring themselves to excel, pursuing exciting and idealistic
adventures, and doing brave things to help save the world. By the
way, it’s prime time for you Sagittarians to ratchet up your com-
mitment to those kinds of gambles.
attached to your demons that you’re inclined to keep providing them
with a comfortable home. Why? Because the coming weeks will be an
excellent time for you to permanently banish them from the premises.
Yes, I know it may seem lonely at fi rst without their nagging, disrup-
tive voices chattering away in your head. But I really do encourage
you to bid them adieu. By the way, as you plan your exorcism, you
might want to include a humorous touch or two. They’re allergic to
satire and mockery, you know.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The Beauvais Cathedral in northern
with the Goddess to grant you the power to change the course of
rivers, at least in a metaphorical way. I’ve also beseeched her to show
you how to overthrow the Puppet Master and convert overwrought
hawks into savvy doves. The Goddess seems to be seriously consider-
ing these appeals, and has even hinted she might offer you instruc-
tions on how to shape a new Adam out of one of Eve’s ribs, mythically
speaking. In return, she does have one request: that you do what you
can to make sure the sun rises on schedule for the next 10 days.
HOMEWORK : Imagine what your life would be like if you licked
your worst fear. Describe this new world to me. Go to RealAstrology.
com and click on “Email Rob.”
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